ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Podcast Intro - 29th March 2023

Episode Date: March 28, 2023

In today's Podcast Intro, Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley talk Dental Hygiene!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Hello, welcome to the Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley podcast. It's thanks to McCafe, drive-thru and get a cup of barista-made McCafe coffee on the go. Guys, last night I had something quite horrible happen in my mouth. I'm sorry to hear that, but you've been doing it for years. I'm surprised it's the first time. I have been doing it for years. Yeah'm surprised it's the first time. I have been doing it for years.

Yeah. What was horrid in your mouth? I had a toothbrush disintegrate in my mouth. Oh, yeah. Bristles, bristles everywhere. Have you ever had, like, what would you call that thing where there's, like, lots of bristles and I'm guessing they're all in one hole? Oh, like a clump.

A clump. I had a clump of bristles. Somehow, I don't know if they got caught between my teeth, they all went out. And it was like I had spiders or something in my mouth. It was like, and I was like spitting them out. I was rinsing my mouth and they were everywhere. Because I've got very tight teeth and when a bristle gets stuck in them,

it's the worst because it's too thick. It's too thick for me. And it pulls the whole clump out. I've never experienced that in my life and it was because do you use a um eco yes toothbrush it's a blue one with black bristles they're shit they are i hate to say it but like you've got to go back to plastic fantastic i know i think i might have cornstarch bastards they're terrible they always disintegrate they last like a month so then you're buying 12 of them a year i mean they're cheap they're like aren't they like five bucks or something yeah i know but i don't think we're why we're not

disposing of them properly are we yeah because i've never had a like a colgate or you know a proper reach toothbrush disintegrate in my mouth because it's quality plastic it's quality but then i was trying to be eco and I use a soft toothbrush. And they splay quicker than others. We must be using the same toothbrush. I know the exact one. They're like, it's made of cornstarch. You're like, it's badly made

of cornstarch. I miss the hard brushes. I miss a hard bristle. You can't. No, because I got told off by the dentist. Nope. I got told off by the dentist. He said Yeah. I got told off by the dentist. He said, you've got to use a softer toothbrush. Yeah, I'm a bit receding. Yeah.

It's hereditary and the heroin. And the heroin. But I've got receding gums at some of them, and it's like I've got to be soft. August, my daughter went to the dentist this week. Did she? It's free. It's not.

What? The thing she needs to get investigated is not. Orthodontic. Yeah, she needs something at the back of her teeth. Not covered. Bugger it. I'm pretty sure I was meant to get braces, but I did it twice. That cost money in the 90s

so we didn't have that sort of cash kicking around. Shit, no. And Dinda said you've got nothing to worry about because you came here, you know, six months ago. And it's all good. You've been brushing, haven't you? Yep. My dad hasn't been to the dentist for 12 years.

Oh, my God. Did he dob you out? Yeah. Oh, wow. And this woman was like, I'm sure it hasn't been that long. And she said, no, it has been because it was 2010. Give me a big smile because your teeth are nice and clean and good looking. I brush twice a day.

This is why I miss the hard bristles. Do you floce? I do. I do floce. I love a floce. A floce and a mouthwash. I'm a pink plaques guy. Oh, pink.

You love the pink plaques. I love my pink plaques. Brown Listerine, baby. Brown Listerine. Get it hot. Man, I love how apple or blue. I love not to taste anything for three days after I've brown Listerine. Yeah, I like my Listerine get it hot man I love how purple or blue I love not to taste anything for three days after I've brown Listerine yeah I like my Listerine as spicy as my curry yeah I like

burning I want to burn my taste buds off I like the burn of that Listerine because I used to be plaques because it was cheaper but then Listerine just makes you feel like you have cleaned your mouth yeah because it's on fire because it hurts hurts so much. Yeah, yeah. I like a bit of pain in the mornings. Have you tried the pink plaques? No, because it's more expensive. It's nummy. Is it nummy? It's num-num. No, but it's not a juice. Am I not supposed to swallow it? No, you spit it out.

What am I going to do with all the bits of food in my teeth? Get it out. I swallow them for extra nutrition. We don't know when we're eating next. No. That is feral. I'm sorry to hear about this disintegrating toothbrush. Yeah. If you poo, it'll tickle on the way out because someone will have made it. It'll clean his colon.

Yeah. Maybe we should all swallow the old toothbrush head just to clean out the old intestinal tract. Nah, I'm sadly going to have, because I've been using these toothbrushes for years. I saw you had an electric toothbrush. I do, but I have both. Yeah, Aaron's the same. Because in the morning I just do a quick.

No, because the electric toothbrush makes you brush for two whole minutes. Yeah. And then it goes. And then it tells you it's done. Yeah. Whereas in the morning. Or at lunchtime if you want a quick brush. Just a quick handy.

Quick handy in the morning or at lunchtime. Manual at night. Look at Colin is shaking his head at that disgusting comment you just made. What? What? Manual in the morning, electronic at night? Yeah. What else could that mean?

Use your hand in the morning and then at night you use a... The vibrating soft thing. Yeah. Yeah. You know, the thing that you charge. The one that's on the charger overnight. I don't know. What is her problem?

Where has her mind gone? I don't know. It's filthy. Simply no idea. It's filthy.