ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Podcast Intro -3rd April 2023

Episode Date: April 2, 2023

On today's intro - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley play around with ChatGPT-4!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Hello, welcome to the Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley podcast. It's thanks to McCafe. Try through and get a cup of barista-made McCafe coffee on the go. Everyone's talking about chat GPT, everyone's talking about AI, everyone's talking about everything. I think we've been talking about it every day.

Yeah. It is scary because you're every day being smarter. It's scary but it's very interesting so we're going to talk about it. And I thought it could write us our podcast intro. Okay. So I've got it open here. I see. Can you please write me a script for a podcast introduction for Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley?

Please include the date. Make it funny and flirty. Oh, okay. Anybody else want to put in any adjectives for what they're after there? No, funny and flirty is pretty much. Yeah, that's us. That's us. Yeah, that's us. That's us. Yeah, that's us.

Give Fletch one of Hayley Lyons to say and then Fletch is a grumpy old man who has a dirty secret. What's my dirty secret? Do you want to add anything else to that? Filth. No, I love cats. Put that I love cats.

Fletch is a grumpy old man. I'm not grumpy, you piece of fucking shit. Wow, a lot of grump coming through. A lot of grump. through A lot of grump And has a dirty secret I don't have a dirty secret So you love cats The German has a dirty secret

I know his dirty secret Vaughn is a wild agent of chaos Who wants a little track tour And needs new jeans And needs Yeah that's good New jeans And Hayley is a flirty young hot thing who is an Audi ambassador and loves Jason Marmot.

Yeah, that's pretty good. Can you just put in she drinks too much wine? Okay, Flirty Young Hot, Flirty Young Hot Thing who drinks too much wine. Wine, yeah. And is an Audi ambassador. Is an Audi ambassador. And loves Jason Momoa. And loves Jason Momoa.

Make it, how long? Four minutes. Okay, approximately. Four minutes. Four minutes. Okay. And just like that, it's done it. It's doing it.

That is insane, isn't it? Are you going to send it to us? Are you going to send it to us? Are you going to send it to us? You're just going to read it out. Does it have our lines? Yeah, it has our lines, but I'm just going to wait for it to finish typing it out. Wait, it's typing it out. But it's also, it's an introduction, then it hands to us.

Right. So I think I'm going to send Carween the introduction. Yeah. And then the rest of of us do our lines we'll do our we'll do our lines are you wanting her to read the introduction yeah yeah to record it i'm just gonna send it to her not to the group okay it's funnier if you don't see it okay and then i guess when it finishes um i will it's still going and that's four minutes yeah i've overdone it's still going, and that's a rant. Four minutes, yeah, I've overdone it there. And that's a rant.

Okay, I'm going to, I'll copy and paste this, and I'll email it to you. Okay, so it's an email. You're going to email it, okay. It's too long for the chat. So it's broken up like a movie or a TV script. It's got Fletch, Vaughn, Hayley. Great.

I love this. We have to really own it like we're putting it ourselves. Oh, absolutely. Yeah. Okay. Yes! Okay absolutely. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yes. Okay.

And sending. Okay. Missing subject. It's the email you're about to get with no subject. Okay. Okay. All right. Okay.

I've got that ready. Okay. Okay. Let's go to Carwain now, executive producer. Hello. And this is the intro. Thanks to chat. GTP4.

GTP4. GPT4. G is AI. G-T-P-4. G-T-P-4? G-P-T-4. G-T is A-I. Okay. All right. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the Fletch Vaughan and Hayley Show. It's the place to be if you're looking for a good laugh, some cheeky banter, and just an all-round good time.

Today is April 3rd, 2023, and we're coming to you live from our cozy studio where the temperature is just right. Unlike Fletch's temper, am I right? I don't have a fucking... Hey, read the script! Read the script. Now we're onto the script. So hold on, give us that last line again

because it flows into... Oh yeah, it does, okay. We're coming to you live from our cozy studio where the temperature is just right unlike Fletcher's temper, am I right? Hey now, I'm not grumpy. I'm just particular about my coffee and my cats. Speaking of which, did you know that studies have shown that owning a cat can reduce stress levels and lower your risk of heart disease?

See, I'm not grumpy after all! And speaking of reducing stress levels, Hayley here is definitely doing her part. She's always down for a good time and loves her wine, and let's not forget her other favorite drink jason mamoa on the rocks oh vaughn you're such a flirt but let's be real who wouldn't love a tall dark and handsome man like jason speaking of handsome have you seen our new audi ambassador i could definitely see myself cruising around in one of those maybe with jason in the passenger seat oh Oh, boy, here we go again with the Jason Momoa talk. Oh, wow, that's very accurate. Can you talk about something else,

like how I finally hit a new PR at the gym? I may be getting older, but I'm still crushing it. Speaking of getting older, Fletch, when are you finally going to spill the beans about your dirty secret? We all know you're holding something back. I don't know what you're talking about, Vaughn. I'm an open book.

Oh, come on, Fletch. Don't be shy. We won't judge you unless your secret involves stealing all the catnip from the pet store. Very funny. You guys are a real riot. But seriously, let's get back to business. We've got a great show for you today filled with lots of laughs and surprises. And who knows

maybe even I'll reveal my dirty secret if you're lucky. And speaking of surprises I heard a little birdie told me Hayley that she's going to get her very own tractor.

Wait I'm getting And that's what I call living the dream. Of all you know me too well but let's not forget about the real star of the show you our loyal listeners.

Without you we wouldn't be here cracking jokes and just having a good time. So sit back, relax, and let's get this party started. Oh, it's even written us an outro. And then that's Carwen's line at the end. What line? The very last line of the email. Did you get the email?

Oh, sorry. Your AI is going to come for you. You're making an absolute mockery of this script. We've just delivered such a perfect... Sorry, sorry. And that's a wrap. Thanks for tuning in to The Fletch, Flan and Hayley Show. We'll catch you next time.

It loved a speaking of, didn't it? Oh, my God. And speaking of. Yeah. Speaking of. It didn't segue well, did it? But, yeah. I mean, it really just took the info and put it into sentence structures

i said make it crazier welcome to the wildest craziest most unpredictable podcast out there it's the fledgeford and hayley show today's april 3rd and we're coming to you live from a spaceship that's flying over a rainbow colored planet yep you heard that right we're not on earth anymore what oh my god so we don't have to do our own content anymore we could go write us a three-hour radio show yeah and and make it hilarious make it make the nation laugh out louder oh it's just it's just insane that's quite scary because if they if they married that up to like an actual ai voice, you could type out somebody to do a whole weekend shift. And we wouldn't need to be here. Or we

could take, you know, a couple of liberties with it. And have a long weekend. Long weekend every weekend. Oh yeah. Every Friday's an AI Friday. And speaking of Yes. And speaking of Speaking of music, here is Doja Cat. Thanks to McCafe.

Drive through and get a cup of barista-made McCafe coffee on the go. Oh, you know that I don't drink coffee, Vorn. Vorn? Vorn? Vorn? It makes me anxious.