ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Podcast Intro - 4th April 2023

Episode Date: April 3, 2023

On today's Podcast Intro, Fletch threatens to call Baycorp!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Hello, welcome to the Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley podcast. It's thanks to McCafe Drive-Thru and get a cup of barista-made McCafe coffee on the go. It's a sad day, Hayley. Well, I don't want to get in the middle of this. It's a sad day, I'm... I don't like it when my dad's a fighter.

I may have to take one of my best friends to Baycorp. Are you serious? I don't know what this is all about. I don't know what this is all about. Okay, okay, okay. Let me be the middle person here. Fletch, why do you think that Vaughn owes you money? He owes me money for this Wanaka wedding we're going to.

No, I never... I said to him months ago... Vaughn, Vaughn, Vaughn. We never agreed to pay him back. Do you... Wait, hang on. When I said ago We never agreed to pay him back Do you Wait hang on When I said We never agreed to pay him back

When I said I'm booking accommodation And car rental You in your mind What part of that Says You'll have to pay me back For that

Oh so I should have said It was never stipulated In the contract We're going hard Zoe And then just before He says the Smiths own their money I said The fuck the Smiths do If you'll excuse my French the fuck the Smiths do, if you'll excuse my French.

So you're expecting him to pay for you and your wife to go down to a wedding? Yeah, where is plus two? Hundreds of dollars. Hundreds of dollars. Where is plus two? Where is plus two? That is not how it works. It's not.

Okay. Well, I need to know. I am, to be honest, because I have mentioned this to you, but I am struggling in our messages because our messenger messages are so vast. Yeah. I'm struggling to find a bit where I actually tell you how much to pay me. I was never told. I did tell you at some stage.

Oh, this is a little bit on you, Ben. This is a little bit on you. I can't search. I also don't come to me for this. This is something Sade deals with. No, she told me to come to you. Oh, she don't come to me. I got no money.

She said, Vorney will pay. Vorney will pay? She said, Vorney will pay. This is ridiculous. She's don't come to me. I got no money. She said, Vaughn, he'll pay. Vaughn, he will pay. She said, Vaughn, he will pay. This is ridiculous. She's in charge of the budget. She's in charge of the finances. This bitch, by the way. No.

This lovely woman I'm married to. I would never. You, you're the bitch I was referring to. This woman I'm married to has been really up my ass about sticking to a budget. Really? Well, that's good. That's what you wanted from her. It is. It's Well, that's good. That's what you wanted from her. It is.

It's great. It's great. Because we're going to Disneyland in July, and shit's on very expensive. So we're budgeting. We're saving as much as we can. Of course. Yet, the other day, she bought herself a little in-car vacuum cleaner. I saw that.

She gets tipsy and is easily influenced by Facebook ads. How much was that little in-car vacuum cleaner? I don't know. How handy was that little in-car vacuum cleaner? I don't know. How handy was that little in-car vacuum cleaner? Granted, it does get to the spots that a lot of other vacuum cleaners can't get to. And, you know, sometimes you've got to get the vacuum cleaner out the back of the cupboard, and you pull that out, and it drags a mop out, and a step ladder, and everything else comes crashing out. And all you need is just to get in the little compartments.

Just a little wee in there. Did she tell you How much it was No I don't want to know No it'll be cheapy It'll probably be cheapy But then it'll annoy me That she bought Some cheap piece of shit

But then if it's expensive I'm going to be upset That money was spent When I have been told No silly purchases Because we're on A very tight budget God am I even

Going to get paid back It sounds like this budget Is very strict It sounds very tight Well then we can Pay you back But that means the children want their tweets at DisneyWand.

Oh my god, the children want their tweets? The children want their tweets? You owe me money and now... Uncle Fletch, you can't be that mean. Sorry kids, I would have loved to have bought you some Minnie Mouse ears, but... Fletch called in his debts. No, I know't I imagine that

I don't I just assume All these things Get taken care of Without my I don't need to be involved Yeah You and Sade

Were booking all this shit I don't care I'll just be there Yeah okay I don't want to be involved In the book What about this place this day You're a money maker

You gotta pay up I don't wanna It's payday this week You have to pay up Okay I'll pay you on Good Friday. It's Good Friday payday. But of course, I'll be taking the tithe out of that. The 10% for church.

The 10% for church. For Jesus. Oh, yeah. 10%. Always 10% for Jesus. Okay, well, thank you. And also, are you claiming GST on this? Because I feel like I shouldn't be paying GST if you're claiming GST.

No, I'm not claiming anything. No, no. This is great. Okay. Well, I'll rescind my bay corp action for now but you want your money put a pause on bay corp okay for now you've got to if there's nothing in there by uh close of business tuesday yeah i was gonna say give me the tuesday i'll give you the bank holidays but there will be bay corp action yeah all right pending what about palm

tuesday though that i don't know i don celebrate that. I reckon end of the month. No. I reckon the 20th of the month. The 20th of the month. He's had months already. 20th of the month. Yeah, but now you're only bringing it up. I've never been told.

You didn't know? He didn't know. I did tell you. I 100% have told you. I haven't been told how much or when payment was expected. Okay, well. What's $1,000 between friends? No, it's like $7,000.

I've got to find out exactly how much.