ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Podcast Intro - 5th April 2023

Episode Date: April 4, 2023

On today's Podcast Intro, Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley discuss the 19 Year Anniversary of Fletch & Vaughan!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Hello, welcome to the Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley podcast. It's thanks to McCafe. Drive through and get a cup of barista-made McCafe coffee on the go. And it is our 19th anniversary today. Yeah, congratulations guys. April the 5th.

And I remembered, didn't I? You did. I was very surprised. Yeah? You did. I was very surprised. I remembered. I was very surprised. I said to the producers yesterday, he's not going to remember. It's our anniversary tomorrow. He won't remember.

Yeah. I've done this for years. I pretend not to remember. And then you do. At the end of the day, it's like, you don't remember. You don't remember. I don't remember.

I don't remember. I don't remember. What have you planned for each other? Well, we've still got to go see John Wick 4. I know. We still haven't, have we? I'm contemplating going this weekend, but I know you're away. I'm away.

Now, how would you feel if I didn't go with you? I'd hurt. Yeah, you can't do that. Let's put aside a day next week. But the problem is, after work every day, you're like, I'm going to Les Mills Grit. I'm going to Les Mills Spin. Yeah.

I'm going to Les Mills Sword. Well, I'm in the zone. I'm in the zone. You're in the zone. Look at it. You're in the zone. I've got to do as much as I can before I get my next long COVID. Yeah. Like this is how You simply have to. That's what I said to Shana the other day. I was like I think I'm into a good habit of like exercising daily.

And then she said that means we'll get COVID soon. I was like it does. Yeah. That's all I'm thinking of. It really does. Yeah. Well Amy and the Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley International Podcast family on Facebook tagged us in. You're talking about hogs? Yeah, hogs. She said, here's a few ideas for a traditional bronze gift. So bronze is the 19th anniversary gift.

Oh my God, you should build a statue of each other for your gardens. A bronze statue. A naked bronze statue. A naked one. A naked one, yeah. A bronze statue. And the water comes out the willies. Yes! It's pissing.

Okay, some ideas. Bronze anniversary gifts. These are more home gifts. A wooden tray table, but it's bronze kind of in colour. Lame. Yeah, that's nice. I could see that at your house. A bronze custom map key ring.

No, lame. What is it of a map of where we met? It'd be a map of Three Lands and Ponsonby. What was the day you met? How did you get introduced? We met before that, but only a week. Well, I wasn't supposed to be working with Fletch. Right.

I was supposed to be doing the night show. Right. But then Alex that worked with Fletch was like, I'm leaving. And they said, to stable employment, I assume? And he said no. No. To the wild world. To go and pick watermelons in Australia, I believe. Good lord. And get drugs across some

Southeast Asian borders from Brick Collection. Incredible. But, yeah, and then it changed and then, yeah, I had to get a goat back to the studio and ta-da, wacky right out of it. It would have been cancelled for that back in the day. She almost did get cancelled for that back then. Yeah, goodness.

And the goat lived a long and happy life on Dad's farm, didn't it? Yeah. It died of Goat's Crohn's disease. Yeah. Goat's Crohn's. Goat's Crohn's. You had to hitchhike the length of the country getting rides with listeners with a goat. With a goat called Matt.

With a goat called Matt. M-A-T. Matt. Don't do that. Don't ever do that to me. A bronze serving tray. That's actually quite nice. I'd like that.

That's nice. I could see you liking that, Hayley. Yeah, I'd love that. But it's not that. Are those sound bowls? Are those sound bowls? Dong. Tibetan bowls.

No. What else? Oh, here you go. A polished cast iron bronze skillet. That's nice. That's nice. I actually seasoned quite a bit of my cast iron yesterday. Because I've got a cast iron pan that needs seasoning so bad,

I just keep putting it off. No, you can't put it off. Yeah, and it's got a bit of rust on it already. Bronze rimmed crystal tumblers. Bronze. Bit boosh. Bit boosh for you. You're just a man of the people.

Bit boosh. What about one of those bronze jugs that everybody's mum had as a hearth decoration on their fireplace in the 1990s? Oh, yes, a hammered one. Like this, like this. In fact, this looks a lot like the ones my mum had. Yes, darling. Goodness me.

You can buy them in a beer and have one each. Those are so fucking ugly. Oh, my God. And they sat next to the fire and so you'd go to move them and they'd be piping hot because they'd been sitting next to an open fire. Well, happy 19th anniversary. Happy 19th anniversary to you too.

Next year, I suppose, is the big one, isn't it? Oh, it's going to go off. What is the... Tattoos, I'm thinking. Tattoos. Oh, my God. We should get our first tattoos together. No, thank you.

We'll just get a dot. 20th anniversary. We'll just get matching dots. We'll get matching dots. And it can be The earth From the moon Yes

On the day that we met Yes Yeah perfect China As our official gift Maybe we go to China Maybe we take the show to China We do the Great Wall

I'd love to go to China We do the Great Wall China Am I invited Even though I'm not part of The same anniversary Well You've spiced things up

She's spiced things up Yeah I've made it spicy Pegging and such Oh my god The amount of pegging I did not think It was part of the job She spiced things up. She spiced things up. Yeah, I've made it spicy. Pegging and such. Oh, my God. The amount of pegging. I did not think it was part of the job. Who knew? Who knew?

The modern take on the 20th anniversary gift is platinum, which is strong, just like your marriage. Oh, maybe some platinum jewelry. Maybe a little earring or an eyebrow piercing. Yeah. Or you could just pay off my platinum credit card. Now there's a gift idea. Actually, it still owes me money.

You haven't told me how much money. Even I know how much money it was. I haven't received payment. I haven't seen receipts. Actually, I have to go through and tell him how much I, it's my fault he doesn't. 700 and something, isn't it? 700 and something, yeah.

700 and something. Now this isn't just money splashed around. No, this is multiple nights accommodation. Accommodation. Rental car. There's something else. But if you worked out over 19 years, money gets a bit fluid, right, in relationships. We do a dinner, we do a this.

Does the $700 really, do you feel like you're owed it? I am absolutely owed it. It's a lot of money. It's a lot of money. Yeah. And no, you were paid more than me for the first few years we worked together too. Yeah, so. Significantly. He had to prove himself. He had to prove himself.

Right. No, I'm just when so I worked at a little radio station in Hamilton, which I got paid fuck all, but that was what I expected. But then when I got offered this job, it was this job's going to be great. This job's going to be great. This job's going to be great.

This job's going to be great. Money's not where we're going to, you know, in a year. Oh, the world's your oyster money-wise. But for a start, we're going to start you on this. And it was only just a little bit more than what I was earning in Hamilton. Classic move from management back then, wasn't it? Classic. You've got to prove yourself.

Classic management. Well, 19 years later later I reckon you're due A pay rise Finally After all this time After all these years Yeah Because that's what they say

When we came across This company too Money's not gonna be great But boy the world's your oyster And I was like I love oysters I love crab sticks No