ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Podcast Intro - 6th April 2023

Episode Date: April 5, 2023

On today's Podcast Intro, Producer Jared had a question for Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Hello, welcome to the Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley podcast. It's thanks to McCafe, drive through and get a cup of barista made McCafe coffee on the go. Producer Jared has a question for us. Hello. Today on the pod. I came across this question during my recent internet travels.

Okay. So for the group, under what context would you accept and eat an egg a bus stranger gave you? A bus stranger. Wait, what kind of egg? Easter egg? You don't know. Like a chicken egg. But you wouldn't know it's a chicken egg. I mean, it looks like an egg.

Is it hard boiled? We don't know. You'd have to crack it. You'd know if? It's a chicken egg. I mean, it looks like an egg. Is it hard-boiled? We don't know. You'd have to crack it. I don't know. You'd know if it was hard-boiled or not. I think I'd judge his appearance. Like, if he was a jolly... Oh, so you're taking it from a man but not a woman.

Interesting. Canceled, cancelled, cancelled. I just imagine if there's any kind of pest on a public transport bus offering eggs, it's not a woman. It's going to be a dude. It's going to be an old man, right? No, what about if it was an old lady who looked really homely? Yeah, but it's...

And she sat down next to her and she had a container full of them and she's like, hello, dear, would you like an egg? Oh, I would say, I would say, yeah, I'd take that. And then I'd crack it on her head and be like, you're an egg? But it would have to be peeled. Wait, is it hard-boiled? Yeah, she's got a hard-boiled egg. Yeah.

And she's got a container full of them, like a Sistema see-through container, and she's taking them to work. And they're in a little bit of water. You know when people put their eggs in water? Why? To keep them from all getting gross. Oh, no, I thought that's why she had an airtight Sistema. Oh, no.

A lot of eggs. Like, you're thinking maybe she's going to get there and cut them in half and make deviled eggs. Right. Oh, I love a deviled egg. A curry egg, a deviled egg. God damn, how good is a deviled egg? Get it out. I love a deviled egg. A curry egg, a deviled egg. How good is a deviled egg?

Get it out. Put some mayo in it. I'm not taking a hard-boiled. I'll just add it to my eggs at home and make it home. Wait, you expect to give her, she's going to give you an egg and you want it to be an uncooked egg and you're going to take it home and eat it with your other eggs. I don't want a stranger telling me how to cook my eggs and cooking them for me.

Yeah, neither. I don't know a stranger telling me how to cook my eggs and cooking them for me. Yeah, neither. I don't know how long that's been cooked for. But I feel like if you came back with a single egg that a bus stranger gave you, you would go to put it in the fridge next to your other eggs, but you'd always know that egg was a bit skewy. You'd put a B on it for the bus egg. You'd put a B on it. You'd use it last.

It's the first one you'd crack. No, your first one. And you'd give it a good sniff. It's the first one you'd crack. Yeah. Because how do you tell if the egg is off? Float. If it floats. If it floats.

If it floats. Otherwise it'll sink. What if they've got drugs in the eggs? You have to look for a little drill hole. Wait, she's lacing it with... She's lacing it with fentanyl. Jesus. Now I'm having a fentanyl omelette.

She's going deep. Yeah. We don't know what her game is. How did you come across this question? Is it a question? It was on TikTok. A question back to your question. A group of lads asking each other and then just riffing.

So I thought I'd pitch it to this group of lads. What did they say? What was their conditions? One of them said it would have to be a business person wearing quite a posh suit. And then they'd have to get the egg out of a leather egg case. That's too posh. You've got a serial killer on your hands there. That's worrying.

That sounds like a Russian spy. It is. It's Patrick Payman. It's American Psycho. Or a philanthropic rich person. No, I don't trust rich people. Old lady, pinafore. Frills.

She's got something floral on. She's the granny off the Sylvester and Tweety cartoons. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Granny, granny. She's the granny Off the Sylvester and Tweety cartoons Yeah yeah yeah Gwanny Gwanny She's done her hair in curlers Yeah yeah yeah She's got some little glasses That sort of sit towards

The end of her nose And would you like an egg dear I mean times are tough for eggs I know yeah Well they're expensive aren't they Yeah they are So maybe You'd be a fool to not take it

We'd just take it You'd have to And add it to the eggs At home for later Yeah I can't believe you're doing that. She's giving you an egg. You eat it in front of her.

Did they stipulate if it was hard-boiled or? No, they didn't. Okay. I'm eating it in front of her, and she's going to eat an egg at the same time. Are you going to eat an egg? And then before I eat the egg, I switch eggs with her. Yes. Yes.

Just before I do. Eating eggs on a bus, hard-boiled, that's a sin. That's a Georgia level. That's a smell. That is disgusting. Yeah, that's going to have a pong. It's a public bus which is going to be

full of pongs anyway. So you might as well just add to the pong or you become the pong. Well, we're taking the egg. We're taking the egg. Yeah.