ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Megan Podcast - 10th August 2020

Episode Date: August 9, 2020

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Hello and welcome to the Fleeche, Vaughan and Megan podcast brought to you by McCafe. Grab a delicious barista made coffee for only $4. Cofters. Yum. Your thoughts. Delicious. Small cofters, like bite-sized cofters. I prefer lamb cofters.

Yeah, so you're thinking of potato pom-poms, aren't you? Oh, what? No, I'm thinking of the... You're thinking of what Fatima's have, the cofters. Yes, they call them cofters. Oh no, I'm thinking of potato pom-poms, aren't you? No, I'm thinking of the... You're thinking of what Fatima's have. Yes. They call them cofters. I'm thinking of meat cofters. I was thinking of meat cofters as well.

So that's a meat... I knew you'd think of that shredded potato. You are such a basic bitch. We should have a new segment on the show called Fletch is a Basic Bitch. Fletch is a Basic Bitch. But what is the segment going to be like? How you just wear all navy. Yeah. And whenever we witness a butter chicken scenario. He's a basic bitch. But what is this segment going to be like? How you just wear all navy. Yep.

And like whenever we witness like a butter chicken scenario. I did a Thai pad thai the other night. Oh my God. Of course you did because Fletch is a basic bitch. Don't get me wrong. A really good pad thai is delicious. But like you don't ever get anything else from Thai. Yeah, sometimes I get the ginger chicken.

Oh Jesus Christ. Hooks up with another boring white person. Fletch is a basic bitch. I feel very attacked right now. I feel very attacked right now. We just need to put scenarios out there and see what you do and be like, yes, basic bitch.

Do you have the choice between living a little or sticking to what you do? I'll stick to what I do. Great. What is the difference? What are koftas made of? They're made from ground lamb or beef. Yeah, lamb. So you can't have a potato kofta.

Well, it would be the same way of prep, right? Like it's ground up. Now, what's the difference between between a popper that has meat? What? You know, like a jalapeno popper. They don't have meat in them. Sometimes I've had a meaty popper. What?

Like a ball. That's just filled with cheese and then sometimes wrapped in bacon and then deep fried. Yeah, right. A meaty popper. So what's a kofta exactly? Meat. But is it deep fried? Like in a ball?

It doesn't have to be deep fried. No, it doesn't have to be deep. It's a mixture. It's shaped into balls, patties, or whatever. Little sticks, rounds. You can even, yeah, you can put them on. It's a dish made from ground lamb or beef mince mixed with aromatics, like onions and spices and stuff.

It's Middle Eastern. Gourmet. Put a bit of gourmet in there. Ah, gourmet. Yeah. Okay. A little bit of gourmet. You. Ah, gourmet. Yeah. Okay. A little bit of gourmet. You wouldn't know because you're...

But yeah, you were thinking of Fatima's. A basic bitch. Potato koftas because they're delicious. I'm just going to look up potato koftas. Dave Grohl from the Food Fighters, every time they're in town, goes to Fatima's. It's his thing. Yeah. That's like, I don't know, that's like a thing that happens.

I didn't say there was anything wrong with Fatima's. It's just like What Is Fatima still around Yeah Yeah There's one in the new Commercial base

Is it Fatima's as well Or is it Fatima's I feel like it should be Fatima Knowing what I know now I know people Whose names Spell that way And it said Fatima

But they were always Fatima's In the ad and everything Right But maybe they were wrong Yeah Yeah Because It was like Middle Eastern right And it said Fatima, but they were always Fatima's in the ad and everything. But maybe they were wrong. Yeah. Yeah. Because it was like Middle Eastern, right? But it had a real like white feel to it.

Is Fatima's all around the country? Do people actually know what we're talking about? Let me look here. Auckland's favourite Middle Eastern inspired street food. Oh, maybe not. It says Auckland literally on there. It says in the description. But basically, if you've got kids, you know those little potato things you buy

and you put them on an oven tray on some baking paper and they eat them and then that's all they want to eat and then you give them something else and they're like, where are the other things, the pom-poms? Those. Those are the cofters. They're better than those. No, they are literally those. No, they're not.

They're smaller than those. They're just deep frying them rather than putting them on an oven tray. Yeah, I will bring them in. They are literally 100% those. Oh my God, I love those. They're like shredded potatoes. You can boil them. They're shredded potatoes and they shape them into things and then you bake them.

You can put them in an air fryer. You probably could. There is some chat coming up in the podcast today about Vaughan's new gifted seven. Instant pot. Seven in one. Six in one. Six in one instant pot. Oh, what's an instant pot?

Well, you're about to find out. Stay tuned. Woo! Hot content. ZM. Hit music. Lives here. Flesh Vaughan and Megan.

The podcast. Two minutes past six. Good morning. Megan all moved into your new place. Yep. Two minutes past six. Good morning. Megan all moved into your new place. Yeah. My new pad, the whole area is surrounded by trees that are like expelling pollen at the moment. So that's fun.

I did warn you. Did you not think about that before you moved in? Did you not look at all the trees? Nah. So now I've got to go cut down a forest. Seems sensible. Yeah, it seems like the to go cut down a forest. Seems sensible. Yeah. It seems like the only option.

The only option. The good thing about those forests is most of them get cut down anyway. But then they plant new ones. Sad truth. Oh, no. Yeah, okay. Pine at the moment. Pine.

Because I don't get hay fever, what do you just take a Claritine? Tine? Tine. Claritine. Yeah, constantly. So you can't deal with cats or pine trees or pollen? I think in the old days we just would have let her die. Yeah.

You're a hoot to be around, eh? Because we go tramping in forests all the time. Well, you've moved right beside one. I think you're going to go tramping in it. Do you get used to your area's pollen? Say yes. Aren't you supposed to? Now, correct me if I'm wrong,

this might be some 1990s hootenanny. Hootenanny. But do you remember when you'd buy bee pollen capsules? And if you bought them from local people,

it would increase your tolerance because the bees collect the pollen locally and the bee pollen is the leftovers. I've never heard that ever. And you take it and it kind of assimilates you to your local pollen.

It seems to make sense. It also seems like something bee pollen people would tell you. They were always peddling the good stuff, weren't they, the bee pollen people? They were always saying, take a couple of these poos. Yeah. They're made of bees poos.

Flesh, Vaughan and Megan. The podcast. ZM. His Kiwi scrambled to win $43 million in Lotto. We're like, please, please. Mark Zuckerberg's now a centibillionaire. A centibillionaire. So what's a centipede?

Ten. A hundred. Is it a hundred? Yeah, yeah, yeah. A hundred centimetres in a... Is it a hundred billion? So what's a millipede? Ten. A hundred. Is it a hundred? Yeah, yeah, yeah. A hundred centimetres in a... Is it a hundred billion? So what's a millipede? Do they have a million legs?

No, they just have... That's what the name suggests. It is, but it's more to do with how many legs are on each section of the animal, right? I don't know. So a million... No, what? No, no, a millipede looks like it's got more legs than a centipede, but it certainly doesn't have a million legs.

Right. So how many billions does Mark Zuckerberg have? $100 billion. Wow. So there'd only be a few other people that have ever done that. Yes. Jeff Bezos. Yes.

And Microsoft guy. Bill Gates. The only people? Yeah. Wow. Three of them. He's got that much money. This happened after he launched,

what's it called? The rival to TikTok? Reel? Reel? Is that what it's got that much money. This happened after he launched, what's it called, the rival to TikTok, Reel? Is that what it's called? Reels? Yeah. On Instagram. Which is just that absolute rip off.

And then everyone was uploading all of their TikTok stories. They were like downloading them and uploading them to... And good timing in America because what's the latest here? It's being banned or it has been? It's giving them a timeline, right? To get...

Oh, yeah. For Bill Gates to buy it out. Is it October? And if they don't, then bye-bye? Then it's gone. Yeah, right. But it has to be purchased by an American company. Yeah.

Right. But I mean, the more money he makes, the less... But also, isn't that like exactly the opposite of capitalism? What? You have to sell that to this person. Isn't capitalism all about the free market and stuff? Yeah, but it's...

That's what he's always on about? It's all the China... It's very complicated, Vaughn. It's the China stuff. I don't think, like, Donald Trump cares. He just makes his own rules. Yeah. So Reels is exactly the same as TikTok, is it?

You can... I don't know if it's as good. People are saying... Yeah, it's just another Instagram rip-off because they couldn't buy it. Right. And you do it in Instagram? Yeah.

But can share to Facebook? Don't ask me. Okay, I to Facebook? Don't ask me. Don't ask me because I've... You can share reels with your followers on your feed and if you have a public account, you can make them available to the wider Instagram community through a thing called an Explore. Right.

I see why we're not asking Fletch because you can't send photos of your junk and then it doesn't disappear 10 seconds later. This is like one of those forever's medias. You're literally the only person I know that's still using Snapchat. And, might I say, prolifically. What?

You are always... Everyone still uses Snapchat. Your watch is your biggest betrayer because when you get a notification, it shows up and it's got the yellow ghosty thing. And your poker face sucks. Yeah. What? I still use Snapchat. Everyone still uses Snapchat.

Does anyone use Snapchat in the producer's booth? See? Are you kidding me? Grow up. What do you even do on that? What do you see? Actually, you'll be on board. Oh, why? We're not talking about it later in the show.

No. Snapchat have got a filter now that works on dogs and it gives them Disney eyes. Oh, yeah, that's pretty cool. What are you guys sending on Snapchat, producers? Gossip. Yep. Yeah. So it can't be traced.

It disappears and it's all deniable. Exactly. Oh, my God. This sounds like juicy goss. At the social media desk, may I add? Yeah, well, this will sound silly, but I don't really use my own personal social media. So for my close friends and family,

Snapchat is kind of the best it gets. Yeah, right. Okay. Okay. Do we still have a show? I believe. I haven't logged into it. We do.

Have you logged into it? I have the login. Oh, right. So it's there, but it's not being used. Not really. Would you like me to use it more? I don't care. It's just that we've got this thing in front of your desk, and it's got like, oh, $800 ZM and text 9696. It says ZM online.

It says F for Facebook. A little ghost. Camera for Instagram. We need to get a TikTok logo, don't we now? That's so old, that thing. You were doing a TikTok logo. Okay, I'll get onto it. No, no, no.

I'll do that. I'll do that. What was it? Print it out. I'm 100% cutting out a T. I'm going to print it out, and I'm going to stick it on there. No one tell anybody.

We'll see how long it takes. Anybody notice that I've added TikTok to our social media stable. That's not the TikTok logo, just a T. It looks like, isn't it like a musical thingy? Well, I haven't done my research yet, Megan, obviously. I'm looking into it, but just give me some time, eh?

Right, so what the idea is that we're just making Mark Zuckerberg richer. Is that what's happening here? Yeah. Right, great. His haircut's getting worse. And even if you win Lotto this Wednesday, you're not even going to be close to Mark Zuckerberg.

He'll blink and he'll make what you made. He will make the lotto win on Wednesday in how long? That's... One, two, three. Like an hour.

I've not given up enough time for that, Matt. That's a million. That's a thousand. We're not waiting while you do maths, mate. So then that's 10,000. That one.

Jesus. H, that's a lot of zeros. 100 billion is a lot of zeros. And how much does the lotto win? 43 million. One, two, three. One, two, three. Is that 43 and six? I mean, that's an insane amount of zeros,

but it's still got nothing on all the zeros I just did before. He'll still be, if you won lotto, every single dollar you have, if you times every single one of those dollars by 2,225, you'd be as rich as him. Wow. That's insane. ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Megan, the podcast.

A couple of entrepreneurs have teamed up with some Aussie scientists, the National Science Agency, to create Critipedia, which is an app. Critipedia. Critipedia. Oh, Critipedia. What did you think I said? No, I thought you said Cryptopedia.

Oh, no. Critter. Critopedia. So they have teamed up to make this app. It's like Shazam that, you know, finds what song you're listening to. But you take a picture of a spider or a snake

and it will match it using AI to the Australian database and it will tell you if it is harmless or it's going to kill you and you need to run away. Okay. It's like PlantSnap. Yeah, like PlantSnap.

You take a photo of a plant and it gives you like the top five results when it compares it to like leaves and flowers and stuff. That's pretty cool. How close do you have to be? Well, I mean, use the Zoom. Use the Zoom. But yeah, like you say, like even getting that close to a snake, they can slither.

Slytherinly. Slytherin-strak. Pretty quickly. Slytherin-strak. So. Slytherin. Slytherin. Strack. Pretty quickly. Slytherin. Slytherin. Strack. So there are, in Australia, I don't know how many species of spiders we have here, but in Australia, 2,000 species of spiders and 170 species of snakes.

So out of those, about 90% are unlikely to pose any serious threat to humans, but there are two types of spiders and 12 types of snakes that have the venom that can kill humans. Two types of spiders? Yeah. I thought it was more than that in Australia. No, apparently it's just two types. What are those two? I knew you'd ask that, but I don't know.

I'm not googling that. You can google it. I will. Australia's most poisonous spiders. I mean, the photo they've used is a... Do you know how to say that, Maggie? Tarantula. A tarantula. Yeah, a tarantula.

But I don't know if they have tarantulas in Australia. But tarantulas are also not poisonous. They don't have venom that would kill you. Yeah, right. The city funnel web spider, also known as Atrax robustus. Okay. It's considered to be the world's most dangerous spider. It's found in a 100-kilometer diameter around Sydney.

No deaths have occurred since the advent of an anti-venom in 1981, though. Oh, okay. Yeah. But you've still got to get to the hospital. You've still got to get that funnel web. in 1981, though. Oh, okay. Yeah. But you've still got to get to the hospital. You've still got to get that funnel. And save. The redback spider. Oh, yeah.

But then most of them, like, they're dangerous. Like, they'll hurt. Yeah. But they won't, like, kill, as you said. That's why I thought there'd be more. But the snakes, yeah. Is it the brown one, the eastern brown snake? I know, yeah. The dull of a colour. That's the one that curls up in everyone's Ugg boots

when they leave them on the front doorstep, eh? Yeah, you always got to shake out your Ugg boot. How good is it living in New Zealand, eh? Yeah. No snakes. How good is no snakes? No nasty spiders. But yeah, and when we do get to go back to Australia one day?

Download Credipedia. Credipedia. Okay. Just in case you come face to face. And then you want to stand there and take a photo of it. Yeah. Fleshforn and Megan, the podcast, ZM. From the ZM Think Tank, this is the Top Six.

Hello there. Yeah, despite being the ninth most popular Apple app downloaded in New Zealand, apparently only 1% of New Zealanders are using the COVID tracing app. This is the app you have on your phone. You open it up. You scan that QR code as you go into places. Yep. Gives you a little bit of traceability should there be any more community transmissions.

100 days yesterday since community transmission. Congrats guys. Although Jerry Brownlee thinks there's a conspiracy coming. Jerry Brownlee can shut his trap. I'm hearing nothing but yap from Jerry Brownlee. I'll be honest, I don't

use it. Do you, I mean it's pretty safe to say if only 1% of the country is, we're not using it. Do people scan when they come into the cafe? The barcode's there, but I never see anyone use it. Yeah. Yeah, it's the same, isn't it? Everywhere you go, you see the barcodes, but.

We're very complacent. Very. We're living in ignorant bliss down here. I like to go everywhere I go, spend a little bit of money, so that way I can look back through my F-Post transactions and tell you exactly where I was at what time. Sure. And then be surprised at how much I spent at different places. Yeah.

Shock horror. But not enough people are using it, so I've got the top six ways to make it more popular. Okay. Because, you know, we can learn from other apps. Number six, swipe right in the app to see what other hotties have checked in at this location. It sounds a bit creepy. But I guess they'd be wanting to be there so that it's like single COVID Tinder. Yeah. Yeah. Hmm. And you won't catch COVID.

Maybe something. You might catch any array of other things if you don't put a mask over it. Number five on the list of the top six ways to make the COVID tracing app more popular. Start giving out achievements for most places checked in. Honestly, it doesn't take much to make something into a competitive game before people like Megan's eyes lit up. Yeah, I was like, yeah, I'm done. That's why Waze is good, eh? The traffic app. Oh, yeah, yeah.

You're like, oh, I'd like to report an accident. And then it's like, well done. Six Waze points. You're like, you're damn right, bitch. And it's like, what am I doing this for? Or you see a cop and you're like, police officer? You're like, points. I don't do that one.

Don't you? Nah. Oh, unless it's like a cop who's, like there's been an accident and there's a cop. Yeah, right. But if it's just a cop. Oh, but you'll happily slow down when other users on the app have shown you that there's a cop waiting to. I'm always driving at the perfect speed. Bullshit.

Number four on the list of the top six ways to make the COVID tracing app more popular. Have a bunch of dances that you can watch on there and then learn and then upload your own versions of. Okay. That's proven a very popular app situation for 2020, hasn't it? So why not get on board with that? Number three is very simple on the top six ways to make the COVID tracing app more popular. Emojis. Yeah. More of them. Okay. Emojis. Yeah. Just more of them.

Okay. That sounds lovely. Yeah, just more. It's just, we need that for a start. Yeah. Like, it's basic. Change. Yeah, you can put, like, the emoji on there where there's a person with a mask on.

Cute. Do it. Number two on the list of the top six ways to make the COVID tracing app more popular. Make it able to bring you Maccas when you're hungover. It's probably very popular for Uber Eats, isn't it? They're doing quite well for themselves. They are. So I've heard.

And number one on the list of the top six ways to make the COVID tracing app more popular. More memes. Check in, get a hot meme. And at the bottom is a shareable button. Yeah, nice. And then everybody will be using it. Yeah, you're like, boom, meme. Way it goes. Send off the meme. People are like, oh a shareable button. Yeah, nice. And then everybody will be using it. Yeah, you're like, boom, meme.

Way it goes. Send off the meme. People are like, oh God, they're out shopping again. Could you also put up like photos of your holidays? You could,

what, to rub it in people's faces? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, okay. There's no international. Right, okay. There's no international photos.

Yeah. So just calm down. Okay. That's the New Zealand tall poppy in's no international. Right, okay. There's no international photos. Yeah. So just calm down. Okay. That's the New Zealand tall poppy in me. Yeah. Saying enjoy the country, but don't show off about it. That is today's top six. ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Megan, the podcast.

COVID-19 has brought back something that was massive in the 16th century in Italy. It's called Bucet del Vino, I think. Oh, okay. Always sounds nice. Bucet del Vino I think Bouchette del Vino Vino, that's wine yes, because you are supposed to socially distance and bars and stuff have been shut down

in the 16th century this happened when the plague was massive they have little historic wine windows and they look like they're still the wine windows from the 16th century. Little concrete, little, enough to put your hand through in a glass of wine. Big enough that, like, is it the same size as a drive-thru window? Smaller.

Smaller. So just enough to get a glass of wine through in a hand. Literally, just to get your glass through. And original, like, 16. So, just get your glass through. And original like 16. So and like stone walls and stuff. There's just this little window and then they put, some of them they put like signs

above what's available at that window. So Aperol Spritz, cocktails. Oh, Aperol. You know I love an Aperol Spritz. I don't know how you. I'm just looking them up. That's crazy.

So they were there from the plague. Yeah. But then you can still... You'd have to be washing your hands on the other side of that window. Because there is a shot of people handing a glass over. Yeah. And you could touch someone's hand. Yeah, you'd want a glove, right?

You'd want to just have the wine sat there and then you pick it up. You pick up the wine. And then some of these, there's the tiny little window and then there's like a few seats outside underneath the window. Right. So like as long as the people serving the wine don't touch you, but then everyone drinking the wine is still close to each other outside. And do they have a little like trap door on the other side?

Like they must have a shutter, right? Because otherwise these wouldn't have been around for the last 400 years if you couldn't. There's a little like wooden shutter they can close. Yeah, but then you'd never get through it. Not even a small troll. A cat. It looks like a cat door.

Yeah. It's the same as the cat door, right? Yeah. So cool. And that's how they're like having their wines during COVID.

Same way they did when they, when they played. I love that the wine doesn't stop, hey humans. Our priorities have not changed.

In the 16th century, it was like, must have wine. We're adapting, baby. Fletchbourne and Megan, the podcast. ZM. Fletchbourne and Megan's Community Notices. Hello, welcome to Community Notices, a segment of the show where we have a look at what's happening around New Zealand, according to local Facebook pages.

Let's pop into New Lynn, first of all. Okay. First of all. First of all. First of all, let's pop to New Lynn. A sort of a central West Auckland suburb in Hollywrights. Hi there, New Lynn. Does anyone in the area have a large, thick cardboard box from perhaps a new television or a washing machine that I could come and pick up, please?

I want to make some dividers to put between my kids' car seats to stop them fighting. Wow, what a genius idea. I remember my dad talking to my mum about getting perspex cut. I was just thinking about perspex, but then they can still see each other. Yeah. You can still be, yeah, pulling fake. They're pulling their face at me. If you need us, pull in your face.

It's someone at the window. They just got in the way. Me. Imagine putting your kids in like cubicles. Solitary confinement in the car. Like iPads. What an invention. Yeah.

If you had one for each kid. And I know they can't look down because they feel sick, but you could like jimmy them onto the back of this, head rests in front of them. Oh, imagine the fights they would have avoided. I'd still reach over and push. Give them a doof. Yeah, just push his iPad down on the floor and just be like,

you just lost iPad privileges, buddy. You're going without iPad. No, but I wasn't doing anything. He just dropped it. No, you pushed him. I saw it. I've No, but I wasn't doing anything. He just dropped it. No, you pushed him. I saw it. I've got eyes in the back of my head. I'm watching you.

Anyway, Holly, if you got that made, let us know how that goes. Oh, yeah. Let us know. This one popped up on the Clark's Beach and Weyall Park grapevine page. I'm going to leave names out of it because I feel like this was an accidental mum post. Oh. My beautifuls, the time has truly flown by since that first

day where daddy and I walked you into school. Until tonight where you become the most beautiful young lady. The tears were so close but mum's heart was bigger with pride. I'm incredibly proud of you. Words cannot describe it. Everything you have achieved so far is just a drop in the bucket. And when one thinks of your future, my wish is that you

hold on to Jesus always, something him as your direction, wiser and steering man of your life and everything you dream about may be a reality because mummy knows you are a go-getter. Enjoy your metric ball? Metric ball? Metric ball.

Well, it's obviously the ball. This does say rate this translation under it. Right. So you know how like sometimes it'll auto translate, but a lot is lost in translation. Lovely you endlessly. But okay, so that would be bad enough. She's put up like seven very identifying photos of her daughter.

It seems like it might be a South African term. It's like American prom. It's a metric dance. Oh, okay. Yeah, the name. Yeah. So I mean, it's just a term. It's like American prom. It's a metric dance. Oh, okay. Yeah, the name. Yeah. So, I mean, it's just a ball. It's just a ball.

But, oh, not a whole neighbourhood saying, oh. Now, hold everybody. Everybody saying, oh. This is also the same person who last week put up a post asking if anybody could recommend a good place to get her daughter's under lip de-haired. Okay. Someone needs to have a chat too. She's on a bit of a roll.

Yeah. Someone needs to have a chat too. Ma'am, ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am.

The UCSA notice board is where Lauren writes, someone's mailbox is still chilling in the library. Hope your mail still shows up. I don't know what street this is from, but the number is 111. So if you're missing, if you live at 111, something, road or street or avenue, parade, boulevard, crescent, key. Oh, that's flash. Your mailbox is in the University of Canterbury library. Brilliant.

I think it's still there. That was a very recent post. All right. Let's chat about this one that popped up this came from the Graylin Ponsonby grapevine Vanessa writes

does anyone know this man could you please tell him to come back and pick up the poo we did in our front garden just now and there is like security footage

of a dude look at this photo I don't want to see any we're not going to see any. Oh, my God. Like super identifiable. That is clear as day. Yeah.

Is he a hypnotist or a magician? He popped a squat. Does he look like a hypnotist or a magician? No, he's all in black. He's got long hair. He's got the same sunglasses on that Zach Galifianakis' character wears in the Hangover movies. So he's doing that in a letterbox? No, no, no.

He's just carrying his bag. That's just before he put his bags down and went just off camera to take a turd on their lawn. Why would you do that on someone's front lawn? So, an update. Oh, okay. Vanessa posted an update a couple of hours later. Hi, just an update about our poo in our front garden.

The man turned up to apologise as he's been really sick and he even bought us a couple of bottles of wine and has cleaned up all of the mess he left. Which is not what I expected and I feel most people would have been too embarrassed to even face that so I've deleted the original post. Now before we get a screen capture. But yeah, everybody's like

oh my god, poor guy. Everybody just thought he was this scummy dude. He's like, might just drop a deuce on this person's lawn. To go back though, she's right. That is, I know. But I don't know if I was like, say I was sick and I needed to go, I don't think I'd open someone's front gate and just go on their lawn. You know?

Like what would you do? You'd find like a random public bush. Like you'd go into a public flax bush. Or you'd do it on the berm or something, right? Like you're not going to go on someone's. I flax bush. Or you do it on the berm or something, right? Like you're not going to go on someone's... I don't know if I do it on the berm.

Not on the berm. Everyone can see you on the berm. Like if there was no public area around, I probably would jump a fence and sneak into somebody's like

hedge. Right, okay. Yeah, maybe there was no... I certainly wouldn't be going back. Coverage. I certainly wouldn't be going back. I wouldnubbridge. I certainly wouldn't be going back. I wouldn't be.

Even with a couple of bottles of wine. I wouldn't be volunteering. No. No, I'd leave the bottles of wine in a thing with like a... I don't know, like a new hose fitting with a high-pressure function so they could give it a spray down. But I don't know if I could face those people. But very brave man.

Caught in a very uncompromising position. Those are today's community notices. If you see anything on your local Facebook page, screen cap it and send it to us. We're FVMZM on Facebook. ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Megan, the podcast. I hope I'm not the only one. Beautiful.

That's one of the better ones, actually. That was one of the better ones, Vaughan Smith. Yeah. Thanks. Had my headphones down so I couldn't hear Sam. Right, okay. So you can hear yourself, okay. Yeah.

Good. That could be the key, maybe. Jordan joins us this morning for Hope I'm Not the Only One. Good morning, Jordan. Morning, guys. Now, we are asked on our Instagram, do you do something that you think maybe you're the only one in the country that does this?

And you replied. What did you reply? So I physically don't know how to scream. What? So I go to scream and I open my mouth and just nothing comes out. I'm more of a loud yeller than a... Like a... Yeah, so I can yell, but I can't physically scream. out. That's it. I'm more of a loud yell-er than a... Like a, ah! Ah!

Yeah, so I can yell, but I can't physically scream. Like that. Oh, that was a good one. So you've never seen a snake or something that's frightened you? It hurts, by the way. The older you get, the more it hurts. Yeah, the scream.

And the squeal's different, yeah. Can you squeal? Yeah, I could squeal, or yet. Can you squeal? Yeah, I could squeal or I could like yell high pitch, but I can't like scream. And I used to be able to when I was a kid, but yeah. Discovered I can't actually scream.

Are you ticklish? Yep, yep. See, when I get tickled, that's when I scream. I don't laugh, I just scream. When do you get tickled? Do you ever launch a tickle attack? I will often just be in the mood. A surprise tickle attack.

I don't tickle attack Megan. That would be inappropriate. Yeah, obviously. I tickle attack my wife, and I love it because she's powerless to it. And she starts trying to bite you and, like, boot you in the, like, genital region to get you off. She absolutely hates it. And that's when she screams and screams.

Other than that, you never hear her scream. What about, like, a roller coaster or a theme park, Jordan? I went to Zed in, like, I went to Rainbow Zen, like, a fortnight ago. And, yeah, just, like, a really high-pitched yell. You were like, ah! Ah! Yeah, like, ah! Ah!

I'm upside down, ah! Okay. Okay, so let's try now. Jordan, scream for us now. Go, scream. Please scream. Okay. Okay.

Ah! It's like a hairball. Don't laugh, Fletch. I'm not. That was brilliant. I love it. There might be something in this. You might have just physically forgotten how to scream.

I think so. It's like as much as I try to open my throat, it just doesn't happen. Okay, let's try one more time. You're walking through the bush, through the forest. What noise do you make if you do get a big fright? Just sort of like a big gasper, so I'll be like

Oh, okay. Very dramatic gasp. Okay, well let's try again. You're walking through the forest and then all of a sudden a guy steps out and he's wearing an ice hockey mask and he's got a chainsaw. Oh, good lord. Scream. Okay. Fletch!

Don't laugh at Jordan. The ice hockey guy would be like... I'm just going to turn that off. I'm going to pull my mask up. What was that? What's going on there? Oh my god, Jordan, that's incredible. I'm not going to turn that off. I'm going to pull my mask up. What was that? What's going on there? Oh, my God. Jordan, that's incredible. I'm not going to kill you because that's...

You can't scream. Get nothing out of that. Oh, my God. Wow. Okay. This is incredible. Wow. Okay.

Have you looked up tutorials on, like, how to scream? There's tutorials for everything on YouTube like how to scream on I'm not even this tutorials everything on YouTube how to scream No, I haven't but I've had a few people try to teach me and it just nothing there is a how to scream for beginners This is at eight hundred and sixty four thousand views What you can maybe I'm not alone. I'm starting a new series on my channel called Vocals 101. I've had so many of you. Wow, okay. So basically, I think it's more of like a singing scream. Right.

Because there is- Like metal or whatever, but- There is famously the famous scream that they use in all the movies. The Wilhelm scream. The Wilhelm scream, yeah. Which is the one that they'll dub over in all the movies. Have you got it there? I've got a compilation of the times it's been used.

Okay. Yeah, that sounds... Oh, God, that's scary. One movie had like eight uses of it just then. But yeah, the Wilhelm scream, that... Ah! Ah! Max! Stop! Get it off! Get it off! But yeah, the Wilhelm scream, that... I mean, is there not just one single scream?

Did you have to go for a compilation? Well, it was the first one that popped up, and I just knew you wanted it as quick as I could. Oh, that's a good one. That's the Wilhelm scream. It's actually like a terrible scream, really, and it gets used all the scream. Could you try that? It's actually like a terrible scream, really. And it gets used all the time. Could you try that, Jordan?

Okay. I think we're getting there. We're getting there. That was a step in the right direction. Alright, well, this is how the segment works. I hope I'm not the only one. Is there anybody listening now that just can't scream? Or maybe you know someone that they can't scream.

Or maybe you never used to be able to and you got taught or overcame. Yeah. Now you can. Is Jordan alone? I hope I'm not the only one. Beautiful, Vaughan Smith. Thank you. Sam Smith. Sam Smith. It's a Smith and, Vaughan Smith. Thank you. Sam Smith.

What we just heard from... Smith and Smith Repairs. Smith and Smith Replace. We've just heard from Jordan who... I hope I'm not the only one. Yeah, can't scream. She can't scream. I've just been looking up how to scream tutorials.

It all seems to be for like metal bands. Right. People want to be like the vocalist in their town's metal band. Or for like actors. Like what's the perfect on screen screen? I can't seem to find any like you either got it

or you don't in the acting department. Really? Yeah. All right. Well, we want to see if she is alone, Jordan. And Thomas joins us.

Good morning, Thomas. Good morning. How are you? Good. Good morning, Thomas. Good morning. How are you? Good. So you can't scream? Yeah. I couldn't even scream when I was a child. My brother could always do it. I was always jealous. I just can't. Okay. And as you get older, I think it just gets harder. And especially,

I think, like, males' voices drop. And I think it just gets harder to scream. Like, you can't scream, can you? What if I went, ah! He goes, ah! Sometimes, ah! Ah!

Yeah, that. Oh, yeah. I do that sometimes. That's not a scream, though. But that's just me being cute as well, like quite cute. Yeah. Thomas. But if you got scared, you'd just roll out a whole lot of swear words.

Yeah, I probably would. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah. Thomas, I want you to try and scream for us now. I want you to imagine, let's use the forest again, the scary dark forest. You're all alone, and a man steps out with a giant machete. Righto.

Scream. No swearing is allowed, right? No. No. All right. Hold on. That was actually a good one. That was really good.

Thomas. That was actually a good one. That was really good. Thomas, that was so good. It's almost like maybe you just needed the forum to scream. Maybe you didn't have the confidence. Yeah. Well, let's bring in Jordan. Jordan, does this make you feel better knowing that there are others out there? Yes, I feel relief.

Okay, what did you think of Thomas' first scream then? I mean, it was pretty good. Yeah, it was a renowned scream and that was a good scream. Yeah, what did you think of Thomas' first scream then? I mean, it was pretty good. Yeah, it was a renowned scream and that was a good scream. Brilliant. Alright, Thomas. Thank you, Thomas. Go forth and scream. We welcome Jemima. Good morning. Good morning. What a thing

to ring up about, a scream. And I never ring into radio stations. Thank you for calling. Is this your first time? Uh, yeah. I was driving my car and I heard, was it Jordan? And I thought, oh my God, girlfriend, I understand. I know what you're talking about. I've never screamed, ever.

But have you tried? Uh, that's embarrassing. I did try to do it in my life a few times and it just doesn't come. It comes out like a manly grunt that's ugly. Such an ugly sound. Okay, well, would you? Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Oh, my. Look, it's between, I don't know. It's the most ugliest thing and I'm not going to do it. It's so gross. I'm so not going to do it. We just helped Thomas find his scream. Maybe we could help you. Yeah, his was a scream.

Believe me, mine's a monstrous manly grunt. Okay, Jemima, can we try, though? Oh, God. I thought that we should try. I hope nobody's listening to this that I know, because I'm a security guard as well, so this is not going to go off well. It's probably good I can't scream.

No, but that's good that you can't scream, because if you're a security guard and you've got a fright and you squeal. Yeah, now it's a manly grunty swear word. No, but that's good that you can't scream, because if you're a security guard and you've got a fright and you squeal. Yeah, no, it just comes out of manly, grunty swear words. Yeah, that'll scare them. Imagine you're walking through the forest and the guy with the hockey mask and the chainsaw jumps out at you. Oh, God, this is going to be embarrassing.

Oh! That wasn't bad. That wasn't too bad. I was expecting so much worse. That's not a scream. It's a manly scream. Jordan, Jordan joins us. It sounds like Tarzan.

Jordan. Exactly. There you go. Jordan, what did you think of that scream? It was still not too bad. I felt like mine was a ball and everyone else was fine. There you go, Jemima. That's a nice bit of

compliment. Yeah, I hope no one's listening at this because in two hours I'm at work. Now we wanted to hear it all day. Just say it's definitely another Jemima. It's a common name. Exactly. I should have given common name. No, exactly. I should have given a false.

Yeah, well, next time, Jemima, thanks for sharing this morning. Yeah, thank you. Alita, you never used to be able to scream, but you have recently found your scream. I sure have. How did you find it? My sister brought me a ticket to the AJ Hackett's free fall at Taupo. And it was so frightening because I'm terrified of heights.

And yeah, they videoed it and everything. And you screamed doing it. I did. I did. At first, I thought I felt like I had just KO'd. And then when I came to, I just let out this unbearable scream. Well, I've watched that video over and over and thought, oh my God. You did it. That was your scream.

I'll never do it again and it still terrifies me to think that I did it. But you found your scream. Have you been able to replicate that scream since? I've tried a couple of times. Give us, okay, so imagine we're going to take you back to that place. Forget the hockey mask man with the chainsaw. You're in Topo and you're about to fall off. Because that is a...

I've done that one, yeah. Yeah, yeah, it's a long way straight down over the river. Yep. Okay, so three, two, one, bungee! It's like a pterodactyl. It did, it blew out the phone. Wow, brilliant. That is good.

Alita, thank you for sharing. One last call. Jules, you can't scream either. No, I've never been able to. Kind of like Jordan, I just don't have the vocal cord for it. I go high and nothing comes out. Jordan is on the line with us. Do you think you guys could start a group,

like a vocal training screaming group or something? You can meet at Starbucks. Yes, Starbucks. Starbucks will be stoked to have them all taking up a table going, Ah! Oh, God. People go... Jules, can you give us your best, you know, what you would do in place of a scream then? Sure, I'll go for it.

Okay. Okay. What? That sounded okay, Jules. That sounds great. It's bloody terrifying, to be totally honest. What are you talking about? It kind of sounds like a tornado. I'm just like, nothing comes out.

It's like not decent. It's like broken and a little bit like... But the thing is, I try, right? And you can feel the air coming through your throat, but then just nothing sometimes. I thought that was... Yours was haunting. Of all the screams or attempts we've heard,

that was like, it's terrifying. It was. Jules, thank you. Jordan. Jordan, you're not alone because the text messages are rolling in as well

saying, I could scream as a kid. There's video of me screaming as a kid, but then I'm being screamed at not to scream. And so I stopped screaming and I haven't been able

to scream since. Must be a muscle you need to like exercise all the time and if you don been able to scream since. Must be a muscle you need to exercise all the time. And if you don't, you lose it. I'm a female. And when I was at school, I was teased about it because people would give me a fright to make me make the noise because instead of a scream, it was like a manly deep yell. Jordan, thank you so much for sharing this morning.

I hope I'm not the only one. Are you feeling a little bit more, I don't know, part of a community? I think I just need to take up extreme sport. Yeah. Practice. Get yourself thrown out of a perfectly good plane or off a bridge.

All right. Thanks, Jordan. Flesh, Vaughan and Megan, the podcast. ZM. Shifted house at the weekend and you're like, thanks, Jordan. Shifted house at the weekend, and you're like, I don't have much stuff. It'll be sweet.

And then you go through your house and you get some stuff. I haven't moved for ages. I remember when I first moved to Auckland, I moved all the time. Like, you'd move once a year. It was so annoying. You did move quite a bit. And then you'd only have a carload of stuff or a trailer. I know. That's the good thing about it is that you keep your stuff down when you're moving that often and it's like

a couple of carloads. It's great. But, I mean, we've only been at that house for like two and a half years, but we got some stuff. So, we hired a truck and we were lucky we had lots of help. How big? A three tonne. So you could drive that on a conventional... The biggest one, yeah. The biggest one you can get on a normal bus.

Yeah, mate. Yeah, before you have to get your age class. And did it have that thing on the back that goes. Tail lift. Yeah. Yeah. Fine. Those are so much fun.

I had wanted to play with one of those. My dad used to do the egg run. The what? The egg run? His mate owned the egg run. Like driving the truck with all the eggs on it. It's like the milk run, but with eggs. Oh, no.

Because you'd take them to like. Yeah, I suppose so. You'd take them to supermarkets and stuff. So he'd put all the eggs on. And It's like the milk room, but with eggs. Oh, no, because you'd take them to like... Yes, we say you take them to supermarkets. So he'd put all the eggs on and would he let you push a button to go down? That was when we went. That was our job, but we had to do it. It was no silliness, no buggering around because there's eggs on there.

And that can hit the ground. It can put a bit of a stop, like a... Well, that was the idea. You had to just ease it. Oh, right. Ease it down. The other day, I actually had a cracked egg in the carton. That'll be it.

So they probably put the... Silly buggers on the tail lift. Tail lift down too hard, yeah. Absolute silly buggers. Do you not check when you're at the supermarket? Do you not check the carton? I normally do. I normally do.

But I've put some sellotape over, and I'm going to go back to the supermarket next to it and get a new egg. I'm going to say, this egg was cracked. Are you actually? Yes. Come on. One egg. That might have been you? Yes. Come on. What? One egg.

That might have been you in transit. It wasn't me. I didn't think it was me. One egg. Come on. You are my nana. It's not in World War II, mate. There's plenty of chickens.

One egg there. Before you know it, it's a whole carton. Next thing, there's three million eggs labelled as free range when they were caged. Exactly. That's a completely different issue although I don't think I've got the receipt so I'm going to have to prove

I got that egg from that supermarket so that's well they might get me there but I'll try did you was anything damaged in the

so okay I know PS everyone listening I know there was damage so that's why I'm asking I was so I was so grateful we had so many people

helping us and we actually did it so much faster than we thought. So we were very lucky thanks to our friends and family. Thanks to our friends and family. She's gritting her teeth. No, but I was just, when everything got unloaded, I was like how does the washing machine have

a big scratch out of it now? Did you not put blankets over it and stuff? No, there was moving blankets. Also my question. I mean, it's hard to be angry at people who are helping you. So I was like, okay. How grunty are moving blankets? Are you talking the grey things that look like insulation? Yeah.

Yeah, that's grunty. My big Monstera, my pride and joy, one of my first babies. Your plant. Is now sans a few leaves because they've got bent off and broken. Yeah, right. I even gave people a bit of a pep talk saying, hey, the plants

I would have snapped them off on purpose if you'd given me a pep talk. Yeah, same. Be bloody kefs. Yeah. Be bloody kefs of plants.

Yeah. So one of that has come off worse worse for wear is that what you say? Yeah. Just don't go to Fletch for any

pointers on how to get your house plants to bounce back. Actually, my Montserrat, thank you very much, is the only one I can keep alive. It's very good. Yeah. I mean, that's beginners. That's entry-level houseplants.

Oh, okay. All right. My picture frames have got scratches on the side. Why didn't you put... I had cardboard in between them. No, you've got to wrap your frames and bubble wrap them. I mean, I won't wrap anything. That's on you for poor preparation. You had cardboard in between them. No, you've got to wrap your frames and bubble wrap and go to bubble wrap. That's on you for poor preparation.

In fact, it's on you for not being up there saying, all right, let's put things here and managing the stack. Oh, was it the other way? Unloading and managing the distribution side of the operation. Oh, so Mr. Toyboy was in charge of the stack. Yeah. So it's on him. Oh, I bet he got told off. It's like one of the Toyboys has got a big chunk out of it.

I mean, not that I've got a list of damaged goods. How did the tour boy get a chunk? I do not know, Vaughan. And again, I'm very thankful for the help we had. Oh, I would have been. Did you see anybody in roughhousing? Oh, you spotted someone roughhousing. Again, when it's your father and he's come all this way to help you, it's like

What was he doing? What did he do to roughhouse your stuff? There was one, so you're trying to jam everything. It's like Tetris in the truck, right? Yeah, yeah, it's fun. It's really Tetris. You're trying to get something in. He kicked something which is able to be kicked, but there was behind it a mirror and I'm like, Father.

Yeah, it's testing times. Daddy, please don't do that. Father, please. But he just wants to get it on motor. And was that the only damage? So, I mean, that's on the list of smaller things. But we no longer have a letterbox. Yes, yes, yes.

Your first letterbox and you've run it over. So the moving truck's three tonne and the driveway's not huge. Plenty of blind spots in a three tonne truck. Yeah. This is, where did I see it? It was either up north or around Taranaki. Someone had, I think they'd turned an old keg into a minion. And it was a letterbox.

That's a hot point. I want that letterbox. Because I don't get to have a nice letterbox. Because I live in an apartment and they're all those same. But if I had a letterbox, I'd have a nice letterbox. Because I live in an apartment and they're all those same. But if I had a letterbox, I'd have a nice letterbox. So, yeah, I looked at the house and I was like, it is a scrawny letterbox. It had a very thin wee pole thing. Can't you just put it up?

Or is it gone? No, no, it's gone. When a scrawny letterbox is on a thin pole, it comes up against a three-ton truck. Because if you hadn't done it, some hooligan teenagers would have done it with a baseball bat. Yes. You want a girthy mailbox. But I mean, we hadn't even been there a night. A day and it's gone.

And it's gone. So, yeah. Well, that's on the list of things. Get a minion leader box. Um, nah. I'm okay. I don't think it. I can't help but notice your housewarming gift that we got you is still sitting here.

Yes. Oh, my own house. Yeah. The canvas that we got you for your birthday. I haven't found the perfect spot for it yet. Well, I say we add another to the list. We'll sort you a new litter box. I just want to, because are you like me, you just want to go around and nosey at Megan's

new place? I've already been. Inside? I went in between moves. They went back with the truck and I snuck in for a look. You actually would have done that. I totally already been. Inside? I went in between moves. They went back with the truck and I snuck in for a look. You actually would have done that. That is something you would have done. We drove kind of through,

because it's not too far from our place. We were going somewhere and we kind of drove through. I was like, we should pop by. Shado's like, the move and get how annoying that would be. I'd be like, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Is that why you messaged me and said, how's the move going? Yeah, that was on the way home when we were coming back past. I was like, maybe we should pop in.

Shoda's like, let's just go home. Well, why don't Vaughn and I bring around the portrait that we got you for your birthday. And that can be our present to you as a letterbox. How much is a letterbox? No, I know. We're not buying a letterbox. I like what you said about finding something old and making it into a letterbox. Thank, I know. We're not buying a letterbox. I like what you said about like finding something old and making it into a letterbox.

Thank you. That's really sweet, but I'm all right. No, it's happening now. It's too late. We just said it on the radio. It's done. You're not great.

You're not known for your great designs. Let's just look around here and see what could be a letterbox. That rubbish bin out there, no one uses that and that's sturdy. That would be a great letterbox. That's actually a very chic rubbish bin. That's a chic ass rubbish bin. there, no one uses that, and that's sturdy. That would be great.

We could put a slot in that. That's actually a very chic rubbish bin. That's a chic-ass rubbish bin. And it's only attached to the ground by bolts. I've already checked. 24 minutes away from 8 minutes. Fletch, Vaughan and Megan, the podcast, ZM. ZM, Fletch, Vaughan and Megan.

Vaughan's just seen an average meme, and it's really... I've seen a deviled egg meme. A deviled egg meme. Who knew? You've got to share. Okay. Just before we go on. Person, would you like to eat seven hard-boiled eggs? Me, no thanks.

Person, I cut them in half and mixed some stuff in with the yolks and I've stuffed them back into the egg. Me, oh, okay, then yes. Told you it was average. Told you it was average. It is nuts when you think about it. I could polish off a plate of deviled eggs. Lickety split.

How many eggs am I eating? Lickety split. It's like I'm eating a dozen eggs. That's madness. Absolute madness. All right, 14 minutes away from eight. Good stuff Kiwis are being urged to do something

This is from a Eat deviled eggs This is from a New Zealand researcher Back off the deviled eggs We need to have children That's more people to share my deviled eggs with So fertility rates are dropping Throughout the western world

Including in New Zealand Because all the eggs? So fertility rates are dropping throughout the Western world, including in New Zealand. Because all the eggs are deviled. And there is a unbalanced, we're at risk of an unbalanced population. Well, because there's quite an older population, isn't there? So they all retire and then what? There'll be no young people. Yeah.

But I thought it was good to like have less people in the world. Maybe environmentally, yes, but the idea is that people who are young have jobs and they pay taxes and at that point in time, a lot of that tax goes to supporting people who have previously worked. Right. Because countries aren't great at setting aside money or nor having spare money to set aside for the people who are working to one day have their own retirement paid

by their work. Yeah. Well, you've done your job. You've had a couple. Huh? I thought I thought I was being fired. You've done your job. You can leave now. You can retire. Yeah, I have. I've had two children. So yeah, apparently the average woman is having fewer than two children.

So, what, one and a half? How do you have half a baby? Well, that means one's having how many? One. Less than two. Less than two. Yeah, you get a group. Wow, okay.

That's how averages work. Yeah. No deviled eggs for you is a reward for me. Stop with the deviled eggs. I want to know what deviled means. Because you know you've got deviled sausages. We don't care about eggs. Next on the show. Wait, wait, wait, wait,

wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Don't rush. Don't rush these things. What does the culinary term deviled? Well, it's the same as like deviled sausages. Maybe it's a curry thing. Maybe it's curry. Do you think it's curry? Well, deviled sausages are a bit curry, aren't they? Boom. To deviled. Well, it's the same as like deviled sausages. Maybe it's a curry thing. Maybe it's curry. Do you think it's curry? Well, deviled sausages are a bit curry, aren't they?

Boom. To devil food means to season it aggressively, perhaps with a bit of chilli. They've spelt chilli, chile, or black pepper heat. Oh, so it's like middle-aged white women are like, oh, it's like the devil himself seasoned it. Flesh, fauna, Megan, the podcast, ZM. Friday after work, I was enjoying a delicious yumcha.

And for those keeping a tally, that was two yumchas in one calendar week. Yep. Vaughan Smith can eat. Vaughan Smith loves a little yumcha. Well, my father-in-law's up, and the rule is whenever he's up, we've got a yumcha. So I'm in yum cha just wrapping up after ordering so much we all looked at each other

like we've over ordered and then eating every single thing that was in front of us which is another skill we've got. It was at that stage that I got a message to the group chat from Fletch

saying uh oh Vaughan Christine's clicked something. And then a screen cap came through and it seemed indeed Christine had clicked something. Well she a screen cap came through and it seemed indeed Christine had clicked something. Well, she'd tagged me and Megan

and 94 other people. Yeah, of her Facebook friends and I was like, well, something's going on here. I saw somebody else do it earlier in the week. It was the, see who's spying on your Facebook profile. Click here to have it all revealed.

Or something that a boomer cannot say no to. It's ticking all the boxes. One easy click. You get to know everyone that's been looking at your profile because you can be like, well, they're nosy. Even though they spend most of their time online being nosy. It's right up a boomer's nosy alley, isn't it? Oh, why have they been here?

What have they been to my profile? Three times four. What do they want? Theyer's nosy alley, isn't it? Yeah. Oh, why have they been here? What have they been to my profile? Three times four. What do they want? They've been nosy. They've always been nosy. Why are your Facebook friends with them? Because you can't say no. They're very nosy.

So anyway, I go into the car park and I ring mum and I say, mum, you've clicked something. She's like, oh God, no. What have I done? And I said, do you remember clicking something about seeing who's viewing your profile? She's like, no. She's like, Lin have I done? And I said, do you remember clicking something about seeing who's viewing your profile? She's like, no. She's like, Linnell shared that?

I didn't click it. Linnell shared it. Bloody Linnell. Bloody Linnell. Who's looking out for Linnell? Well, that's the thing. Mum said, I should tell Linnell to get her kids to work,

work, work on how to fix this. I said, don't bother because her daughter shared one of those. Hey, we're New World. We're giving away $1,000 vouchers. Yeah, do the maths. Don't go to her for help.

That generation's just as bad as the price. So Linnell shared it. Yeah. So mum's like, I don't remember clicking on it. Okay. Mate, did your father click on it? I'm like, don't you pass the buck here. So I'm in the car park and she's like, well, what do I do?

What do I have to do? I said, we have to delete it. It was crafty though, though, because when I logged on as her, I got out my laptop and I was sat in the car park of Yumcha, hot spotting on my phone. I logged on as her and I went to her profile and it didn't show up as something she had posted or shared. Really?

I couldn't find it in her profile at all. Oh, wow. Okay. So I was like, maybe it's gone. But then I logged back on as myself and I saw all you guys tagged in it. Yeah, right. You were both tagged in it. Sade was tagged in it.

A few other people that I know were tagged in it, so it showed up. So I went back and logged in as mum, then went to Sade's profile and then found it through that way, but it wasn't on her profile. Wow. Okay. So I could delete the post from there. Right. And then you had to go into that security thing and you know where it's like, what apps you've given permission to? Yeah. So I had to like

see if it was in there, it wasn't in there, and then I had to go into like what devices you're currently logged into and clear all those and reset the password. So you had someone else logged in somewhere? No, it didn't look like it. I don't know what the purpose of this thing was. Maybe just to get a whole bunch of usernames

and a whole bunch of passwords and be able to sell them on. Because that's what I'm imagining would have had to have done, right? You click on that thing and it's like, oops, you've been logged out of Facebook. But it's a fake one

and then they re-log in and then they get their details. So did you change mum's password? Change mum's password. I tell you what, I put some capital letters, I put some symbols. I was like, write this down, mum.

Has she written that down in the notebook? It's written down in the notebook. And it's also pinned to the calendar. Wow. Your father's going to ask later on. My mum pins stuff to the calendar too. By the end of the year, is your parents' calendar just like weighed down with all this

stuff pinned to it? Yeah, that's so weird. Does Bev do that? Nah, she does a lot of poster notes on the computer desk. Oh, yeah, that's probably the modern equivalent. But this was always when before cordless phones, the wall phone hung there and there was a calendar beside it so you'd be on the phone and you'd be like, oh, actually we can't, we've got...

I'll just check the pin things. They've got states on them as well. Now we're looking clear. Wow, okay, well be careful. No, we're looking clear. Wow. Okay, well, be careful. Yeah, just watch out for boomers. Because it's like a deviled egg to a boomer, that being able to see who's been looking at their profile. Because they want to accuse everyone else of being nosy

when they are very nosy themselves. ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Megan, the podcast. Woke fishing is a new dating term we'd like to discuss. It's similar, I guess, to catfishing. That's where it gets the fishing from. But it's someone who pretends to have progressive or woke views. So they advertise it maybe on their profile and they seem like they have similar progressive views.

And then you find out that they actually don't.. Yeah, I gotcha. Yeah. Yeah. And then you find out that they actually don't. They're just woke fishing you. Right. Like hashtag stop the oil drilling and then they pick you up in their gas guzzling SUV. Something like that. Yeah.

Or hashtag Black Lives Matter and then they don't care. They're just doing it because. It was a hot point. It was a hot point. It was a hot point. That's what hot point. It's a hot point. That's what you do. No follow through. But why would you want to like fish for people who

know you're not going to have a common you know you're not going to have the same morals and it's not going to work out. Have you met dudes? Yeah but that's for a relationship right? Yeah.

Whereas if it's just Okay understood. If it's just for a quick, you know, meet up, then maybe that would work. Yeah, okay, I get it. Understood. Yeah. Woke fishing.

But guys, no, again, understood. I'm not on dating apps. Fletch. Yes. You are. Not at the moment, but sure. At times. Oh, not on dating apps. Fletch. Yes. You are. Not at the moment, but sure. At times. Oh, not at the moment. You know, yeah, you just install them and then you...

Seeing someone special, are you? No, absolutely not. But, you know, you just have those times when you're like, I'll install them and then you're like, I'll uninstall this now. Yeah. It's not needed at the moment. Exaggerate the truth? I don't know.

Do you have any false advertising? Would the Advertising Standards Authority have reason to investigate you? Well, I hashtag all of my spawns. Hashtag spawns. Did you spawn some posts on dating app? No. Man, how many people are seeing your profile? That's a ringing endorsement.

Well, have you come across? Is this? Because I mean, like exaggerating the truths. Well, you always want to run a background check. Five, nine, always say that. Like six-ish. Yeah. Right?

See, if I was embarrassed about my height or something, you just wouldn't put it, you know? You only put in the positive things about yourself. Yeah. And you just leave out the stuff that you. It's like a CV. You only put in what positive things about yourself. Yeah. And you just leave out the stuff that you... It's like a CV. You only put in what you can fake till you make. Yeah.

And you can't fake height. Unless you're going to wear platform shoes for the rest of your relationship. Yeah, that could be an option. Yeah. But then I'm also, yeah, I'm thinking of like you're planning on having a relationship with them. But yeah, again, if you're just going to have a hookup. Yeah. You'd do anything to...

You'd say anything. Exactly. Yeah, for, if you're just going to have a hookup, you'd do anything to reel them in. You'd say exactly, yeah, for sure. Yeah. Well, I would love to know off the back of this new term, new dating term, woke fishing, what kind of false advertising did someone put on their profile, on their dating app? Have you come across?

Maybe it was what made you, like, match with them. Yeah, yeah. It was what drew you in, and then it turns out that it's false advertising. You know, there might be someone that's had woke fishing. Yeah. It was what drew you in and then it turns out that it's false advertising. You know, there might be someone that's had woke fishing or some kind of catfishing. And what if... Because I never understood, because I've talked to people every now and again that have been like, oh yeah, I met this person and they weren't even remotely like their profile.

Like they weren't even that person. I'm like, what is that person thinking? It's like when you jump in with a taxi driver and you look at them and then you look at the little name on their car and you're like, that's not even you. Are you borrowing your friend's car? I think you are. You said that we're going to shift.

But you know, like, what is that person thinking? Yeah. Maybe you're the person who's open about doing the woke fishing. We'd love to hear from you too. So you don't just want to hear from people that have been woke fished. You just want any kind of false advertising that's been on somebody's dating profile.

Yeah. Any kind of lie that they've told you. Yeah. And then maybe you... That happens all the time, right? Yeah. And it became abundantly clear upon like actually meeting them that it's not the case. Oh, you said you were six foot one.

You're five foot two. Not that there's anything wrong with being... Those numbers are right next to each other. We want to know when someone's had a little lie on their dating profile the false advertising that they've had. There's a new dating term called woke fishing

where people are pretending to be a bit more woke and progressive than they really are. Yeah. Just to get you on that date. Yeah. So we want to know if there's just false advertising on the dating apps and what people have come across.

Somebody messaged, some messages in to start with. Somebody said that they met up with a woman that described herself as an animal, an animal lover. Oh, okay.

And they were like, well, okay. But then pretty quickly set out that she was allergic to cats, dogs, didn't like birds. What animals are they left to love? And she's like, I just thought that made me sound a bit more approachable.

Another one like that. She was honest in the end. A girl responded to a guy's profile. He described himself as an outdoors type. And on this date, nothing about this guy was seeming outdoorsy. And he didn't have any examples of any of his stories of being adventurous. I hit him up about it and he said he likes being outdoors for a little bit every day. Yeah, I was going to say, I like the outdoors.

I like lying down in the sun in the outdoors. Yeah, I like going out. I often have to go outdoors to go anywhere. Megan might say that, but you would have to drag her. You'd have to helicopter her up to a dock, heart. Oh, that's sad. There's no way you're walking or going. And then helicopter me back

because i'm not staying there uh susan good morning hi there and now you had a guy lie on a dating profile what happened yeah so um this is you know back in the days pre-dating apps and when you had to believe everything you were told okay and um i met this guy and he said to me i want to be really upfront and tell you that I've been in jail. And I was like, oh, really? Oh, well, you know, you want to give everyone a second chance, right? So I said, oh, what have you been in jail for? And he goes, oh,

well, I had something that I did and I didn't pay for it. So, you know, I ended up in jail because of the debt. Okay. So I had, rather than, you know, anyway, it turned out he was in jail for armed robbery. Well, technically he had taken something that he hadn't paid for. Yeah.

Just a little less, I mean, technically not false advertising because. No, no. Yeah. Just a little. My mind went to fraud, whereas like, not like armed robbery. Yeah. There's a violent aspect to armed robbery, isn't there? I thought it was fraud, but no.

Yeah, like, fraud, you'd probably just get a home detention. Whereas, you wouldn't go to, you wouldn't, actually, do you know, in my apartment building elevator the other day, a guy had a home detention bracelet on. They should have to tell you what they're wearing it for, right? Like, what's he doing? No, what? Like, what's he doing?

If you are, if you're in the balls to ask. Like, I saw he doing? If you had the balls to ask. Like, I saw it and I was like, I want to ask. I want to ask. Don't ask. Don't ask. Why are you wearing that? I wanted to ask so bad. Like, wouldn't you want to know, though?

If you had the balls to ask, surely they'd tell you. Maybe. I don't know. No, I don't think they would. Yeah, he was also way bigger than me. So I was like, I'm not going to ask. Thanks, you call Susan. Anonymous, there was some false advertising on a dating ad.

Yeah, hey. It was actually me that done the false advertising. Oh, okay. So what it was was that I had come out of a pretty shitty relationship, moved back to New Zealand with my kids. And a friend of mine, she actually was really interested in scrolling through Tinder and used me because I was single.

Right. It's like, oh, you know, it's about time you try and find someone better. And I wasn't interested. She created this, like, bio of me that just did not match me at all. She Googled it and just created, like, bio of me that just did not match me at all. Like, she Googled it and just created, like, a mishmash of something ridiculous anyway. And I chose my photos because I didn't want people to, you know,

sort of think anything different other than that. But anyway, I had all sorts of messages coming to me and I just ignored them. Then I had this one guy message me and he was like oh yeah so um daddy issues or something like that oh what poison it had something to it was all to do with my biography and I messaged him back and I was like mate like I wrote him a full essay to scare him away I've got got so much baggage with me. You don't want to have a bar of me. Wow. So maybe don't get your friend to

do your swiping. It was on purpose though because I didn't want anyone and then he messaged me back and he was like, you know what? You sound pretty cool. And we didn't stop texting after that. Now today we are engaged. We have a baby together and we're ready to get married in October,

four years on. He looked into the volcano and he was like, that looks like a good place for a swim. Wow. And you're like, don't do it on the volcano. And he's like, I've heard what you've said, but lava doesn't look that hot to me. But your photos just don't match.

And we met a week later, and our first date together, like, both of us were like, holy crap. Like, we just clicked, and we haven't, yeah, we haven't really been in touch. And is your friend taking credit for that? Oh, hell yeah. Yeah. That's what it should be.

Exactly. Hey, thanks for your call, Anonymous. Steph, you were falsely advertised too on a dating app? Yeah. Yeah, I was. Okay. And what happened? So, this was probably about 10 years ago now. So, it was before dating

apps, but during sort of, I'd say probably the peak of online non-app dating. Okay, yeah. And I matched with this guy on a dating website and he had these photos that looked a little bit posed, but everything he said seemed to match up with what I was seeing on the photos. So eventually I caught up with him for a drink

and when I arrived at the bar, I didn't even know that the guy looking at me was the guy I was supposed to be meeting with until he waved and called my name because he looked so different. And I was a bit uncomfortable, so I left the day early. And when I called him on it later, he called me shallow and told me that I only cared about looks just like every other shallow woman. But it turns out that the photos were actually stock photos of a fitness model, not even

him. Like, that's how different they were. But it's your fault for being shallow. Yeah, and that's when I learned that if the photos look even remotely professional quality, you should reverse Google image search them. Yes. Which you probably couldn't have done like 10 years ago on a dating site, because I don't think Google had even invented that.

Steph, thanks. You call some text messages. I mean, this one, this is an absolute slap in the face. My now boyfriend said during our chat that he liked parsnips. We went out for dinner. There was parsnips on the menu. He didn't order them. I bet like you can like something but not necessarily order it.

When it's just not parsnips. If you like parsnips and they're on the menu, you're getting the parsnips because parsnips aren't on the menu often. I'm sorry, but how does parsnips come up in dating chat? And how are you like,

he likes parsnips. Oh, I know what you'll be ordering for a vegetable side. He's like, yeah, I was thinking of going for the seasonal greens

and some spuds. You're like, spuds? You'd have to be pretty hot to get a date if you like parsnips. I'm sorry. Do you not like parsnips? No, but if that came up as your favourite food on a dating app.

No, no, they didn't say favourite food. They said they liked parsnips. In reality, when I hit him up about not ordering the parsnips, he said, well, I don't really care for them one way or another. Why did you tell me that you liked them? Imagine if she'd gone extreme makeover home edition and heard that thing and

made the date all about parsnips. He said he liked parsnips. Make his bed a parsnip. Make his house a giant parsnip house. Oh man, I enjoy a parsnip. I tell you that much and I'm not afraid to talk about it on Noticed. 825. I'm not as good as a deviled egg, mind.

Fleshforn and Megan. The podcast. ZM. Fact of the day. Day a deviled egg, mind. Flesh, fauna, Megan. The podcast. ZM. Fact of the day. Day, day, day, day. Today's fact of the day is Katy Perry shouldn't have said, I kissed a girl and I liked it. She should have said,

I killed a nun and I liked it. She should have said, I killed a nun and I liked it. Katy Perry killed a nun, according to the nuns. What? How do you think she killed her? What are you talking about? Katy Perry killed a nun. Is this when she purchased a nunnery? Yes. Yeah, can't get one over me, Smithy. Nice. Katy Perry killed a nun. Is this when she purchased a nunnery? Yes!

Yeah, can't get one over me, Smithy. Nice! Katy Perry has been in a legal battle with the LA Archdiocesan of the Catholic Church since 2015. And one of the nuns, the last of the five surviving sisters, says that Katy Perry has blood on her hands. One of the other nuns that's passed, she died of a heart attack while giving her thoughts in court, testimony in court.

She was 89. She said, Katy Perry, please stop. Heart attack, dead. And they said it's the stress that Katy Perry put on these five women that it's led to that one dying in court and the others also. I mean, they were in their 80s. That one was 89. This is what happens to 89-year-old people.

They do tend to die. But they're saying Katy Perry has blood on her hands and the stress that she's caused them has caused their deaths. I didn't know that some of them had died. Yeah. So the backstory of it is this really awesome looking, it was back in the day a nunnery. Yeah.

It's a Spanish style villa. It's absolutely beautiful. It's in Los Feliz neighborhood in LA. And at some stage there was a little bit of a hum-ha as to who owned it. And in the 70s, the nuns thought they owned it. Right. And they sold it to somebody who said that they would look after it,

like would keep them in it. And obviously, they would use the money that they got from the sale to be able to keep themselves living, the expenses of living. However, there was a whole bunch of confusion about it and Katy Perry, while it was kind of being talked about being sold to somebody else, swooped in and bought it for $14.5 million. And they said, well, actually, no,

the person that sold it to Katy Perry, it's not theirs to sell. So it began a big stoush, a legal stoush. A couple of people who were on the other side of it actually have gone bankrupt from it. Oh, wow. Fighting it, but Katy Perry's got more money, so she's still fighting for it.

And the sisters, the surviving members, are saying that it's all on Katy Perry. Even if she gets this house, she's got blood on her hands. She killed a nun. Well, I mean, the nun had a heart attack. Yeah. Yeah, but that doesn't sound as catchy in a song. Well, I mean, the nun had a heart attack. Yeah. Yeah, but that doesn't sound as catchy in a song. I killed a nun, but it's not my fault.

She died of natural causes. She was 89 years old. That's just what happens to them. She could totally do a, I mean, maybe a little in the face, if she did a little less, a parody of her own song. Yeah. And since this, Katy Perry's like, you know what? I'm not even interested in all the hassle.

You can have it back for $25 million. Wow. Okay. So Katy Perry's like now saying if they want it, they can buy it back, but the price has gone up $10.5 million. Wow. Yeah. And ongoing.

Wow, okay. Katy Perry don't give a F. So today's fact of the day is if you ask, I'll get this exact, sister, so if we're sued by Katy Perry's people, I can say, well, actually, your problem is with Sister Catherine Rose. Oh, no, wrong sister. She's dead. Sister Rita Callanan.

Right. According to Sister Rita Callanan of the LA Archdiocesan of the Catholic Church, Katy Perry killed a nun. Be listing at 12 and 4 for a question about this fact of the day, for the 50k fact of the day. Yeah, all thanks to Save My Bacon, a safe place to borrow money online, 500 bucks each time. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. ZM's Fletch, Vaughan Warner Megan, the podcast. Let me tell you, I believe briefly, briefly touched on these because I said my mother-in-law got drunk and ordered one of these online

and couldn't remember and then got the email confirmation that it was on its way in the morning. And she was like, I've always wanted one of those. Thank you, intoxicated me. Oh, my God. god drunk man is always just like do it girl so I was fascinated

by it I had a lot of questions it's an instant pot and so she purchased us one too your mother-in-law just got you one yeah

that's nice we talk a lot about cooking what we talk about so an instant pot is not a crock pot. It can be. But it can be.

It's multiverse. It's very verse. Okay. It's a six in one. I don't know what all six of the ones in the one are. Are you going to do the thing that people who have air fryers do? Like tell us about all the things they can do in the air fryer. But have you seen all the things you can do in the air fryer. But have you seen all the things you can do in the air fryer?

But my friend Mark's got an air fryer and he raves about it. I know. People with air fryers are like, oh, I made that, but in the air fryer. And you're like, so there's no oil. It's country. And they're like, yes, it's the world of air fryers.

But there's no oil in the air fryer. No. How does it fry? Don't start. The hot air and the convection. Convection, convention, convection. My goodness me. I'm hearing all about it.

My mother's staying with me at the moment. Everything's about the air fryer. Oh, mums love the air fryer because everything's got too much oil in it. They say as they smear eight tablespoons of margarine on one piece of toast. Yeah. So the Instant Pot's like a pressure cooker. Right. Isn't that what terry wrists use to make bombs?

Yes. But those are your old school pressure cookers where you put them over a hot element with nails inside. And then yeah, when the pressure gets too much, they explode, which is a pretty exciting thing. You've got a bomb on the bench.

And it's got even a little timer telling you how long it's got to take. Oh, okay. Exciting. Or until it explodes. But pulled pork, how good's pulled pork? I love pulled pork. Pulled pork's delicious. Gosh, and it's usually a day-long effort.

Yeah, 40 minutes. 40 minutes in the Instant Pot. It was great. The kids even ate it. And my kids are fussy little shh. Hi, kids. They're on their way to school. Have a good cross- Pot. It was great. The kids even ate it. And my kids are fussy little shh. Hi, kids. They're on the way to school. Have a good cross country.

See you soon. They're very fussy when it comes to meat. Yeah, right. Okay. It's too dry. It's too chewy. They were all about it. They were all about it.

40 minutes. What's the other six things that it is? That's a great question. Got to be a rice cooker. I think one of them is a rice cooker. Oh, that's handy. One of them's, and that is, you're right, you're dead right. Okay.

Nope. They do it, oh my God, Instant Pot do an air fryer. Oh God. I'm going to tell you about this Instant Pot. Oh God. Which one have we got? I don't know. It just won't simply tell me.

Look, there's too many options. There's a Wi-Fi one. You can go onto the app and tell it to start. So while you're at work, you can be like, go. You can all set it up, get it ready in there, and you can be like, do it, Instant Pot. And it's like. Is there something that should be left alone, though, in your house?

Well, it's better you're not there when it explodes. I'd say you're better not to be in your house when the bomb on your bench goes full Al-Qaeda on your kitchen. Except it won't be shrapnel, it'll be just bits of beef and carrot. How hot would it be though? And that's the thing,

so it ends cooking and it's got all this pressure in it and then you have to flick this little, it's got this little knob on the top that you have to flick around. Yeah. Give it 10 minutes. Yeah. So it finishes and then it starts a countdown from 10 minutes.

And then you've got to flick this thing around and it goes. And lets the pressure out. And lets all the pressure out. That was quite exciting. So it is a pressure cooker. Yeah, but it's more than a pressure cooker. There's five other things that I don't know what they are. I haven't explored the manual yet.

I've just done this one thing. Wow, okay. And then, so when that's going. Oh, there's five other things that I don't know what they are. I haven't explored the manual yet. I've just done this one thing. And then, so when that's going, it fills your house with the smell of what you're about to eat. And everyone gets super excited. It's like when you're cooking something in the oven. Yeah. Except this only took 40 minutes. And it's on your bench.

I think you guys are focusing on the wrong part. Right. You're very focused on the fact that it's a bomb on the bench. You're very focused that all of the stuff's already available. I'm telling you, yes, you're both very correct. But it was super quick. Yeah, right. Okay.

My go-to pulled pork takes all day. 40 minutes. Wow. You are sorted when we get done with this show because you're going to be doing infomercials for the... You're extremely close to being Arbonne. Instant plot. Arbonne.

This kind of passion. Babe, babe, babe. While I've got you, and I know we haven't talked since high school, but I've started this business. Are you getting a Mercedes? In six months, if it all goes to planning, I'm getting a Mercedes. Okay, great, if it all goes to planning, a Mercedes.

Okay, great. It's your own business. It is. I've started my own business. I bought part of the business of somebody else that sold me part of the business, and I'm going to sell part of my business to people below me. If you were to draw a diagram, it would be triangular in shape. Right.

It is multi-leveled. Right. It's marketing, but we do have this certification that we care about people. Right. But we gave that to ourselves. Right. Okay. Any complaints to Vaughan at ZMallone.com?

What have they got to complain about? They've all got Mercedeses. Flesh, Vaughan and Megan. The podcast. ZM. Celebrity stylist, a former Hollywood stylist, has done this, and I'm guessing it's off the back of the Hollywood waitress who revealed who the worst stars were to serve on TikTok.

She put up a little video. Right. Now, this stylist is dishing the dirt on who is the worst to work with, and among them, Marissa Tomei, the actress, Jessica Alba. Marissa Tomei the actress Jessica Alba Marissa Tomei yeah she looks really lovely yeah

and she always plays a lovely character she was Aunt May in the latest Spider-Man with Tom Holland oh yeah she's been in heaps of things she was late

didn't like anything and then ate while they were trying to do their work and stuff and just generally wasn't very nice Catherine Heigl and Jennifer Lopez are also up there as...

No one likes Katherine Heigl. I've had personal experience with Katherine Heigl. She is not pleasant. She's absolutely not pleasant. What did she do to you? So we went to LA to interview her and she denied all radio interviews. She only wanted to do television ones. So we were all booked in for her. We were all waiting for her inside this room and she was like, no, I don't want to do radio interviews. She only wanted to do television ones. So we were all booked in for her.

We were all waiting for her inside this room and she was like, no, I don't want to do radio ones. But then she said she was too busy and then she sat outside the door. Wow, okay. She's unhexing. She sat there? Yeah. She could have done some interviews to fill in the time. We're all right

in here. We've been waiting for you for an hour. She's like, you're radio. You can't see me. You're not making any noise. Can you hear me? She's just known for being very unpleasant, even if you do get the interview, so I was a little bit relieved. But yeah, she's been listed as one of the worst to work with. Jennifer Lopez

got a one out of ten. So she said that she was told that no one's allowed to look at her. Pretty hard to do in makeup if you're not allowed to look at it. No clothes. You're running the lipstick down the cheek. You're like, well, I was told I can't look.

You tell me when I get to the edge of the lip. I'm still going. I feel like I've gone. Oh, you're not even Jayla. You're Katherine Heigl. She's like, I'm not speaking because I'm still going. I feel like I've gone, oh, you're not even Jayla, you're Catherine Heigl. She's like, I'm not speaking because I'm from radio.

And then I loved her description of Jessica Alba. She said, she loves to rub hummus on her dress, play mind games with you and she does this thing where she talks to you while not talking to you.

She loves to rub hum this on her dress. For that to be a thing, it must have happened more than once, right? But that she spills it on herself. I don't know. Because do you ever do that thing when you spill something on yourself and you're like, it's just sometimes easy just to rub it in? Yeah, yeah. Well, you give it a lick and that does

nothing. Yeah, you try and lick it off and then you suck the cotton. Yeah, and that just makes it worse. And then you suck the cotton. Yeah, and that just makes it worse. You can't get it out. And then you've got a little nipple mark on your cotton. What was our second half of that? She loves to what? Oh, speak to you while not speaking to you.

She does this thing where she talks to you while not actually talking to you. Oh. So is that like not looking at you? I don't know. Or like, yeah, not specifically addressing you. Just addressing the room with something they want to say to you. I don't know. Or like, yeah, not specifically addressing you, just addressing the room with something they want to say to you.

Yeah. But some of the 10 out of 10s, Carrie Underwood, the sweetest person on the planet, Selena Gomez, apparently very professional, George Clooney, and Jon Stewart.

All got 10 out of 10s. Oh, Jon Stewart. I knew you'd like that. ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Megan, the podcast. If you enjoyed this podcast, why not give ZM's free and Clinton listen too?

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