ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Megan Podcast - 5th November 2021

Episode Date: November 4, 2021

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The ZM Podcast Network. Hey! ZM's Fleets, Vaughan and Megan. Hello, welcome to the Fleets, Vaughan and Megan podcast. Thanks to McCafe, Barista made coffee available from drive-thru and McDelivery at level 3 and also dine-in at level 2. We've been sent some peanut butter by the people at Fix and Fog. They make a great butter.

Yeah, but do you feel like you're cheating on pics? Peanut butter, Megan? You're now Sony and... I... Does everyone who work at PICS only exclusively listen to our radio show? Yeah. I don't feel bad. You're probably right, actually.

You know I have dual peanut butters. You've given me shit about this before. They've sent us peanut butter, but it's smooth. I don't know how I feel about smooth. I always like a bit of crunch. Do you? Yeah, I like a bit of texture. It's got to be crunchy.

I like smooth, except Andrew's always been into crunchy, so I've moved into crunchy. And are you sold now? Well, I would like to have a smooth again. I feel like I've been railroaded with the crunchy. He's gaslighting you. He's gaslighting you. He's gaslighting you. The smooth islighting you. He's gaslighting you.

This smooth is what? Well, it's not like you're smooth. I'm not going to be fucking gaslit. Over peanut butter. I didn't like, I didn't, you know, I'm not trying to erase your memories. No, it's fine. I think we should talk about gaslighting over peanut butter. And he fucking watched Gossip Girl too.

Yeah. Bitch is in serious trouble. He's cheating on me and he gaslit me about peanut butter. And he fucking watched Gossip Girl too. Yeah. Bitch is in serious trouble. He's cheating on me and he gaslit me about peanut butter. I've been railroaded. You should just guilt trip him into getting treats this weekend or being looked after.

Me being looked after? Yes. Babes. I know that's every day, right? But just extra today. Oh, he's heard about the Gossip Girl situation several times. Anytime I need something.

Oh, that's unlike a woman to keep drinking something back up. So I've got a gossip girl situation several times. Anytime I need something. Oh that's unlike a woman to keep dragging something back up. So I've got a week left I think. Right. Are you kidding me?

You're an amateur you could drag that out for months. I mean anytime he ever looks at a TV his first thought should be I shouldn't have

watched that show without her. That makes me sound a bit psycho. Oh don't worry that's taken care of. Excuse me I've got a call coming in.

End of podcast intro. No! Who's calling? I'm going to listen. We're all going to listen. Don't answer it. Don't answer it. Hello, Vaughan Smith speaking.

Hello, Vaughan speaking. Thanks, Rachel. Good morning. Welcome to the show. Fleets Vaughan and Megan. Happy Friday. I just realised it's my... Is it?

Is it? I just realised it's my pick for Flashback Friday. Oh, I listened to a lot of Celine Dion yesterday. Why? I saw an appreciation post of her. Like, why has she ever done a Super Bowl? She's, oh, it would be so epic. The reason I listened to a lot of her was that podcast I've been listening to, 60 Songs Explain the 90s.

Oh, it's a great podcast. It was about Celine Dion. Which song? It was about My Heart Will Go On. Oh, right, okay. But it kind of covered everything. You know, she was 13 years old when she released her first album. Full French. Oh. Full French because she released her first album. Full French.

Oh. Full French because she's from French Canada. French Canada. Yeah. What's it called? Quebec. Yeah. Montreal.

French Quarter. Yeah. Of Canada. Yeah. And it was just, I went in and, because I was doing the lawns and stuff. And then when I got inside, I said, just shut up. We've got to put on some Celine. And she's like, say no more.

And it happened. Right. Okay. I love, so I don't know. You could go. I think we've done to put on some Celine. And she's like, say no more. And it happened. Right, okay. I love, so I don't know, you could go. I think we've done all the main Celines. Have we? Yeah, I think we, all the decent ones anyway. No. We've brought out enough streeters, we're about a thousand.

Is there? You saw her in Vegas, eh? Yeah, I did, yeah. I'm jealous of that. Was it good? Pre or post husband loss? Pre. yeah. I'm jealous of that. Was it good? It was. Pre or post-husband loss? Pre.

Okay. But it was by accident. I just got a free ticket. Some friends were there. They were like, do you want to come? I was like, meh. And I was like, all right. And it was amazing.

I was like, okay, wow. I'd put her up there with Adele with people I'd want to see live. Adele was amazing live. Yeah. All right. Well, maybe you can pick Celine next week for Flashback Friday. I live. Yeah. Adele was amazing live. Yeah. All right. Well, maybe you can pick Celine next week for Flashback Friday. I don't know. It's up to you, mate.

Well, I'll have a look at what Celine's we've played and all. What are you vibing then? You don't know. Well, I was going to go a Kiwi song, but we've played it already. Oh, right. Yeah, but I've got an idea. We'll see. Okay.

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what our secret sound is, you win the cash. The top six on the way. This is very TGU for a bit. Don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me. don't tell me. Don't tell me. No, I know.

The top six. Aha! The top six vegetables that Gen Z are going to love if they hate brusselies. I thought brusselies were back. So did I. Brussels sprouts. Garlic, butter, fried.

Boom. Apparently Gen Z aren't into them and they're at risk of dying. No one's into them. No one was into them. I know no one's into them. It's because your parents boiled the shit out of them. Yeah. We grill them now.

With all sorts of... Yeah, balsamic. Oh. Girl. Yeah, they're delicious when you do that. Yes. Good little brusselies. And we've spent bloody generations breeding the best brusselies

so they're not as bitter as they once were. That's also another reason they probably taste better now than they ever have is because they literally do taste better. So if these bloody Gen Zs can't appresh the broths, what are the top six other vegetables they're going to love? ZDM's Fletch, Vaughan and Megan. Earlier this week we talked about Merriam-Webster adding new words to the dictionary.

Words that have been big phrases over the last year. Yeah. Pandemic related. Yeah. Well, the word of the Oxford's 2021 word of the year, and it annoys me at this time of the year because everyone's bringing out their top of the year list. And there's still like a good portion of the year to go,

is that what you're saying? There's still a month left. We don't know that there's not going to be a big word in the next month or a big something else. Is that COVID related? Yeah. So their Oxford's 2021 word of the year is vax. V-A-X.

By the way, just on that, there's 90,000 overdue second shots. Yeah. If you've got yours on super sat, D. Yeah, tomorrow will be three weeks. Tomorrow's three weeks. Yeah. You can go and get your next. But I don't know if that 90,000 overdue includes super Saturday

because that would be from tomorrow. Yeah, right. So these are already overdue. So they're already overdue. So if you had your first and it's been three weeks, get onto that. Well, we know where these people live if they've had their first. I said we'd wait outside their house and just snake jab them. Just snake jab them.

We're trying to go for a less aggressive approach. Blow dart. Well, we gave them a shot. I'm going to blow dart. If you've had your first shot and you haven't yet had your second and you're dilly-dallying, I'm going to blow dart you. I'm not mucking around. I'm sick of waiting.

We've been in lockdown for a while. The police should just blow dart the next Brian Tarmacky. Oh, yes. Protease. Imagine blow darting all of them. You know when you blow up too many balloons and you go, little light head. Anyway, Chuck is another one.

Oh, my God. I hit Hannah Tamaki in the eye. Okay. Ah, well. She's pretty much a pirate anyway. She just chucked those space glasses on. Yeah. Somebody has compiled, though, just on this word of the year, somebody has compiled all of the Oxford and Collins words of the year since 2013. Is this just going to be like a...

It's an interesting list to look at because... 2013, we didn't know how good we hit it. We didn't know how good we hit it. It's going to be something really simple and then 2020 is like lockdown. 2016 was when your Trumps started. So take yourself back to 2013. The Oxford word of the year was selfie, and the Collins was geek. Oh, cute.

Oh, simpler times. Geek feels like it should have been the word of the year in like 1987. Yeah, I don't know why that was the Collins word that year. 2014, vape was word of the year for Oxford, and Collins' word of the year was photobomb. Simpler times. Remember that? Yeah.

And there was a big photo at the Oscars that Alan took, the famous selfie. Was that that year? Was that 2014? 2015, emoji tears of joy was the Oxford word of the year or phrase. And binge watch was Colin's word of the year. That's right, because everyone was annoyed that it was an emoji and not a word, right? Well, slowly now the downfall of society.

Okay. 2016, post-truth was the Oxford word of the year. Brexit was Collins. When did Trump get elected? 2016. Oh, yeah, okay. 2017, youthquake was the Oxford word of the year. Youthquake. I think was that kind of the time there were a lot of...

Brown swell? Yeah, a lot of political rallies and stuff. Yeah, for climate change and that kind of thing. We're not gonna take it! No! We ain't gonna take it! Fake news. We'll see Colin's word of the year in 2017.

2018, toxic and single use were the words of the year. 2019, climate emergency and climate strike, words of the year. And then last year, Oxford, do you remember they came out and said there's no single word this year? There's a lot. There's lockdown. There was.

It was the F word. Yeah. And then Collins called theirs lockdown last year. Yeah, right. And so, yeah, you look back at that list and you think, God, it was good back then, wasn't it, 2013? We go back to, what was it, selfie and photobomb. I'd even take a youth quake at this stage.

They were the biggest problems. 16 past six. So a doctor on TikTok has revealed a correlation, is the word I'm looking for, between nose and peen. Oh, wow. Okay. See what your TikTok algorithm is bringing up there?

Play ZM's Flesh, Fawn and Megan. Dr. Anthony Yun, he is from Michigan. He is a doctor. He went viral on TikTok. He likes to share little videos. This one has gone viral because it is about the correlation between nose size and penis size. Did you know that the size of your nose correlates to the size of your penis? A study in basic and clinical andrology found this to be true.

Men with larger noses had an average wiener length of 5.3 inches, whereas men with shorter noses had an average length of 4.1 inches. There you go. Right. Okay. So... You were just talking about your cute little butter nose. Absolutely.

And my tiny little penis. But I need... Is that length down the face? Or is that how far it sticks out from your face? I think it's like Pythagoras' theorem, right? There's something to do with the length and the... Just the general size of the nose. Right.

Yeah, I feel like I saw it a while ago and there was a triangle and it was like the distance from the top between your eyes down to the sides and then into the middle. I think it was when you held out your finger and thumb. It's not. No, it's not that. Oh, when we were at school, everyone's like, do that, hold out your finger.

Ha ha ha. Ha ha, you've got a small penis. Yeah. Yeah, no, it's not that. It feels very inappropriate now. But then there could be someone out there with a giant old nose and they've got like the opposite downstairs and they're like, well, that's not true.

Well, there's always the exception to the rule, isn't there? Also, don't people's, I don't know if this is men and women, don't people's noses and ears, that's guys, right, continue growing? Yes, because sometimes you see old men and you're just like, oh my God, your nose has not stopped growing. And the ears like, you know, really big lobes and stuff. Well, maybe it's still happening downstairs too, I don't know. When does that

stop growing? It never stops growing. Wait, what? The penis? Yeah. Oh. I think it just ends up getting saggy and lower, doesn't it? I don't know. I don't know because Head & Shoulders stopped making a specific bottle. Right. We all

had our measuring stick growing up. Really? What? Yeah, and there was a specific sort of head and shoulders change their bottle, and I knew I was up to a certain word on the back of the label. Is that a thing, Fletch? No, I don't think it is. Did you not measure it against something?

I'm not taking Dad's retractable bloody tape measure into the shower, am I? You had to measure with what was around you. Were you doing that thing where you, like, mark your height on the doorway? No, no, you just remember where it went up to on the bottle. Your mum's like, what's all these notches in the shower? No, there's no notches. There was no notches.

Yeah. You got yourself worked up, and then you pushed it against the head in the shower. What, you asked. You started this conversation. Don't, like, try to back us down the driveway now. You wanted to go down this road. And you get yourself worked up, and then you'd push it against.

I don't think head and shoulders need this press, this bad press. Head, shoulders, knees and toes. Eyes and ears and mouth and penis length. Head, shoulders, knees and toes. Yeah, and you just put it against the back and it got up to a certain word and you'd remember the word. And then one day I'm like, what the hell is this? Head and shoulders have changed their

bottle. Right. I don't even know where I'm, the label's changed. Oh, right. Okay, so now. I don't know what I was up to now. What's comparable because mum got rid of the old bottle of two in one. Right. Head and shoulders. You're like, don't throw that out. Don't. Mum.

What are you doing with this bottle? I was almost up to anti-dandruff. I was going to be your big boy. And now, I don't know. Why don't you just use a roller? Because what? Well, how do you smuggle a roller into the bathroom? I shared a room with my brother.

I shared a room with my brother. I shared a room with my brother. I could, nothing. The room was like small and shared. There was no nothing. Your family had to use that bottle. It wasn't putting it up my ass. I was just, I was just resting my penis against it. I'm so sorry.

What? You did, you started this. A relative measure. You were like, do people measure? And I was like, well,. Or a relative measure. You were like, do people measure? And I was like, well, that was how I measure. I turned down the road, but I didn't know what I'd find. Well, that's the thing about going down these old country roads. You don't know when it's going to go to gravel. 1964.

Tip Top launched the trumpet. See how long it's been around for. 1964, yep. Did it look different back then? I bet it was bigger. I bet it was bigger. They've been shrinking everything. Everyone's shrinking everything.

I didn't know this. This is something that that Auckland History Facebook page we follow should definitely have. I love that page. Great. There was a giant trumpet in the centre of the Panmure roundabout. What? A giant, like, it was like the L&P bottle, but a giant trumpet. Huh.

As in it was part of their advertising campaign. Right. Well, what happened to that? There's some loose advertising laws. Is it in teapap, huh? It needs to be in teapap, huh? I'd say it was probably taken out or stolen Single flavour

Just vanilla, ice cream, waffle cone, chocolate and Newts Have you seen a picture of it? I've only got one in black and white Oh my god that was huge It's bigger than the L&P bottle That's what I'm saying It's massive

Why'd they get rid of it? It should have gone somewhere Is it hidden somewhere at the Tip Top Factory On the side of State Highway 1? Just past Sylvia Park I've been in the Tip Top Factory I the side of the State Highway 1? Just past Sylvia Park. I've been in the Tip Top Factory. I didn't see that. Yeah, they might have had it at the back. 1985 is when that Rachel Hunter Tip Top

ad for trumpets. The famous one. Yeah, with the Volkswagen B-Tal. And in 1991, it launched Boysenberry. So 30 years ago, it launched the Boysenberry, which continues to be the best-selling trumpet. That is good, that one.

There's a new trumpet on the block, the banoffee pie trumpet. When I told my daughter about this, she audibly gasped. Banoffee is her favourite flavour to everything. Is it? Yeah, loves a banana toffee. I can't do faux banana anything flavour. Right. I just can't. Same with strawberry.

Don't know why. Right. So, banana-. Same with strawberry. Don't know why. Right. So banana flavoured ice cream in a cone with a caramel sauce centre covered in a caramel topping with malty biscuit, malty biscuit pieces. Not malty like multi sport. Malty as in malt like. Oh, malty. Right.

Malty. Malt. Malty. Like biscuit pieces. Malt-esque. Malt biscuit pieces. Yeah. See, malt biscuits, yuck, yuck alone.

Yuck by itself. Try. Have you ever eaten just a dry malt biscuit? It's like, I'll have that saliva, thank you. But I tell you what, add some sweetened condensed milk to that malt biscuit and some Explorer lollies. Hello. Squish it all together.

Get in my mouth. You guys have a lolly log. Yeah, get in my mouth, lolly log. Yeah, so... Are these out now? Because Tip Top already do a banoffee pie like little tub of ice cream. Yeah, that's pretty good. They were shaping it into a trumpet

with some choccy sauce. It's always Rob Roy dairy in Dunedin. Yeah. Dairies seem to get it first and they put it on Facebook and it just goes bananas. Yeah, you know why? Because all the students.

No, but I just think somebody shares it and somebody tags somebody in and it's always these little, little cute little dairies that are like, psst. I've got it.

Do you reckon Rob Roy or whoever's writing Rob's dairy at the moment, Rob Junior, RJ, do you reckon he breaks embargo? Do you reckon he breaks, Trump is like, hey, keep these in the freezer at the back till November

the 6th. So I've just googled, and this is a thing, in the UK I remember reading this a few weeks ago at Tesco's, you can buy just the Cornetto chocolate tips. Tips, yeah. Because they fill them with chocolate. So they're just the tips and you can buy five of them for three pounds. Tips, yeah. Because they fill them with chocolate. So they're just the tips

and you can buy five of them for three pounds. No, but that's too much of a good thing. Because you eat the ice cream and it's the treat at the end. Then you've just got the treat. It's kind of like buying pods, eh? It's like a pod. Yeah. It would actually be a bit like a pod

because it's got that wafery vibe. Yeah. But do trumpets fill the tips with chocolate? Yeah, they do. Yeah, it's like coated around the cones. Yeah, when they did it, it was a design flaw though because it got, at the bottom it got soggy. Oh, right. Okay.

Yeah. Well, new flavour of trumpet. Yeah. Like we needed any more treats when half the country's locked down. He, he, he. ZDM's Fletchborn and Megan. So a person can drink for the price of a coffee. This study is specifically in Tamaki Makaurau from March last year to May this year.

You mean drink, drink. Alcohol. Alcohol drink for the price of a coffee. Yeah. Drink, drink. I like how you called it a drink, drink. You a coffee. Yeah. Drink, drink. I like how you called it a drink, drink. You mean drink, drink. Drink, drink.

Sir, what can I get you? Just a drink, drink, please. With many, many drink, drinks. So the study looked at 10 licensed supermarkets and 12 bottle stores. This was across low socioeconomic areas in Auckland. It found that beer, wine and light spirits were sold for less than a dollar per standard drink. Okay, that's bad, right?

So heavy spirits and RTDs were sold for less than a dollar 20 per standard drink and supermarkets offered like the lowest prices, especially for wine. But are we looking at this wrong? Don't just say lowest socioeconomic. Tell me which supermarkets. I will travel.

But are we looking at this wrong? Does that just mean coffee's overpriced? Boom. He's got you there, Parliament. As someone who used to own a cafe, the price of milk and coffee beans does go up They love to start on the price of beans and milk Don't they?

It's expensive for us There's shipping problems Apparently in New Zealand We tax wine as if it was just 10% alcohol There's a saying in here that it's under taxed Shut up Wine specifically It said that the prices

haven't increased in line with inflation. So in 1988, a three litre cask of wine was delicious. Cost $15. In 19... 88.

Okay. So if you did that with inflation... Yeah, but it's because it's shit and we had no choice and people could charge what they wanted. I wouldn't say

we're not charging enough for wine. I said, I would say we're not charging enough for wine. I said I would say that a 1988 wine was too expensive. What even is medium white wine? Is it a salve? Isn't it all just the stuff at the bottom of all the bottling? The drips. That they do.

They just mix the shardies and the salves. What is medium white wine? Mum just had a cask of country in the kitchen. Okay, so medium white wines tend to be in an alcohol content between 12 and a half and 13 and a half, and they include Chenin Blanc, unoaked Chardonnay. Oh, my God. Who's drinking unoaked Chardonnay?

Pinot Gris and dry Riesling. Oh, so it's like literally a mix of everything. Yeah, it's a blend. It's like a king cup of white wine. Everyone's drinking different wines. You never saw it because I'm guessing country, the fine people at country who make a delicious goon. Yeah.

It was only ever medium white wine, right? It was medium dry white wine. There's a full white and a light white. Oh, okay. So that's a light white includes a Sauvignon Blanc. Right. And a Riesling. And a Pinot Gris.

Well, I never got to tell you my inflation. So 1988, 15 bucks for one of those. So it should cost $30 now, but you can get one for 23 bucks. Who authored this story? I looked at that and I was like, who do we need to talk to $23. Who authored this story? I looked at that and I was like, who do we need to talk to? There's no name on this story. Keep your mouth shut. Gosh.

Everything is going up at the moment. So yeah, expect that to go up. You know, threatening DMs. From the sophisticated Zed and Think Tank, this is the Top 6. Hello there. Apparently Gen Z have a problem with the humble Brussels sprouts.

Brussels, collective, possessive apostrophe, sprouts. One in four British UK youths, 18 to 24, say they hate them. And apparently there's been an 11% rise year on year of Brussels sprout hatred. This is nuts because... We found out how to cook them, right? Nah, see, I was one of these people too once. Oh, yeah, but now you know better. And I tell you what, you grill them balsamic.

Gen Z's parents you know better. And I tell you what, you grill them balsamic. Gen Z's parents should know better. But it's our parents that boiled Brussels sprouts to within an inch of their lives. Yeah, I know. Making us hate them. Gen Z's parents should be post-microwave. Yeah. Like when everyone got microwaves and so everything just got

like just cooked to hell and back. But even like, no lie, the Brussels sprouts do taste better now than they did years ago because of selective plant breeding. Like how they've made apples yummier and sweeter. Yeah, they changed the apples and stuff. So they've selected the sweeter Brussels sprouts and bred from them continuously. And oh my God, like gutter, gutter, butter, garlic. Or gutter as it's called as a

collective flavor yeah salt yums grilled yeah fried yum now we're talking don't boil them to death just get out of my face so if gen z don't like brussels sprouts i got the top six veggies veggies they're gonna hate. Number six. Actual cabbage. Not many delicious cabbages. Yeah. Actual cabbage. Especially if it's boiled. Mmm. Yuck. The only saving grace of cabbage.

Kimchi. Sauerkraut. Yes. Coleslaw. Yes. Coleslaw with mayo. Yes. Kewpie mayo Yeah Japanese mayo

Get in on your cabbage on that But you're right Fermented cabbage has got a special place in my heart Also you can replace it with buns Oh that's lettuce aye Yes Oh yeah don't do that Don't do that with cabbage

Yuck And if you've got sore teats You can put cabbage I never did that On your nips Oh, you can put cabbage on your nips. Oh, okay. Yeah, you put it in your bum. You should line your bikini with some this summer. With some cabbage.

With cabbage. A bit of cabbage. You get a red cabbage if you're looking for something a little bit different. Why are your boobs looking all crumpled? Oh, it's just the cabbage leaf. You've got to look after the nip. Yeah, you've got to look after the nip. Number five on the list of the top six veggies that Gen Z are going to hate

if they don't like delicious, cute little brusselies. Kidney beans. The worst bean. In fact, I'm yet to meet a bean that really lights my fire. You know what I'm saying? What about those black beans that make refried beans? No, I do not like refried beans. Sam, I am.

I will not eat them from a can. I will not eat them on my taco. What about hummus? Chickpeas. What? Oh, yuck. I can eat hummus, but chickpeas are so gross with themselves. Number four on the list of the top six veggies Gen Z are going to hate if they don't like brusselies.

Kale. Kale. Number three on the list of the top six vegetables. We don't even need to talk about it. I did kale. Number three on the list of the top six vegetables. We didn't even talk about it. I did kale. Number three on the list of the top six vegetables Gen Z are going to hate if they don't like delicious, cute little brusselies. Leeks. You ever had a leek?

Yeah, they're great. Yuck. Yuck. Number two on the list of the top six veggies Gen Z are going to hate if they don't like brusselies. Celery. Oh, yeah. That's stringy shit. Get out of my face.

The only way to make celery good is to dose it in like cheese. What? Soup. Soup. Dip it in peanut butter? Yeah. But then it's more about the peanut butter. That's exactly the show. And number one on the list of the top six veggies Gen Z are going to hate if they don't know brusselies? Turnips!

Swedes. Whatever you call them. Yucky. Real yucky. That is today's top six. ZM's flesh-born in Megan. Play ZM. ZM's $50,000 secret sound.

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Yeah, like a, yeah, you know when it rewinds and then it sort of like clicks into place. Megan's too young to remember. It would at the end of the day. And then it'll go. Yeah. I'm a late 90s baby. I wouldn't know. She grew up on Sony cyber shops.

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Kenny Powers in the house. Some people have got bills they want to pay. Yeah. I want a jet ski. You and Andrew and Megan can go out for a jet ski safari. Yeah, you. Yeah, sounds good. Megan got a jet ski and you've used it twice.

I haven't used it at all, actually, because I was pregnant. She got it a month before she had a baby, so. Yeah. Yeah, right. Okay. It's funny, though. Every year summer comes around, so you're fine. Do it.

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that gave it away for a lot of people when it went extended. Because you could hear it in its full motion. So, all right, five o'clock today. Soundkeeper Al, thanks. Another shot, though, at eight o'clock for our secret sound. ZDM's Fletch, Ron and Megan. This woman on TikTok has shared a pretty full-on story about her ex. So she has discovered her former husband fathered nine children without her knowledge. When they were together.

Or prior. When they were together. Was he donating his business? Was he donating? He was just cheating. Yeah. Oh, he was cheating. Oh, my God.

Now ex-husband Has confirmed Nine kids She said she left cities Because her kids Could have dated Their own siblings So he already had kids With her

Yeah So she said She saw a kid That looked like her husband In the small town we live in She said What's your name and who's your daddy? Derek, explain this. Look at this kid.

Oh, my God. What did the kid say? I don't know my daddy. No, obviously told her that her daddy, their daddy was her husband. Oh, my. Was this like middle America? Nine times over.

Oh, wow. What, and then she was just like Laters. How many kids were with that woman? This must have been spread through multiple women. I don't know actually how many kids they have. I don't know how many kids, but she said kids

plural, so at least two. And he failed to tell her that he had nine other kids and had had affairs. Maybe she didn't ask. That's true. Did she ask him? I love that argument.

Like, well, you didn't ask. You didn't tell. Yeah. You omitted. I'm going to go home today and be like, hey, just checking. Because what do you say when you go to court? You have to tell the truth, the whole truth. Nothing about the truth. because that would be the whole

truth, right? Yeah. Unless someone asks. Well, I guess the point in court is they're going to ask. So then your response must be truthful. Correct. Nine kids, though. I mean, the dude's a scumbag.

How do you have the time? Yeah. I don't know. Because... Nothing surprises me with people. Oh, one minute's so full on. Nothing surprises me. No, no, not as much anymore, right?

Follow the Carl Fletcher mantra, never trust anybody, full stop ever. Full stop. Ever. Full stop, yeah. Wow. It's great life advice. Okay. There would be some people that have found out some things about their exes, whether

it was why you broke up or whether it was after the fact. Or maybe you're still with them. What if you're still with this person and it's like a real sticking point in your relationship, but it's you just hadn't asked. Yeah, like what did your ex fail to tell you? You don't come forward with your bad things, do you? You wait until you're asked or you're backed into a corner. And then the only way is to either fight your way out or tell the truth.

But imagine being with someone for ages and then all of a sudden they tell you about their criminal record or some trouble they got up to when they were younger or something like scandalous. But it was ages ago. Could you even be mad? You didn't ask. No, you didn't ask. If you'd been like, oh, well, do you have a... Yes, I could be mad. That's part of you. Do you think anything ever comes up, or they tell them casually, and then the partner gets mad? They're like, well,

I thought we were just having a chat. Maybe. That happens all the time. Let's take some calls. Let's see if this has ever happened to you listening. Did an ex fail to tell you something? And that was like the whole kind of a loophole, really. Yeah. Like, what did you find out about your partner that was scandalous? You thought you knew them.

Yeah, they just failed to tell you. Maybe they had a secret job or a secret something. Prison stint. 0800 DARS at M. Give us a call. You can text as well, 9696. We want to know what an ex has failed to tell you. A US woman has discovered that her former husband, her ex-husband,

had nine kids without her knowledge. And she left the city. Yeah, she didn't ask. So technically he's done nothing wrong. She saw a kid that looked like her husband and said, who's your dad? Oh, okay. Wow.

You live in a small town if that's happening. Yeah, yeah. Someone said there was more to that story. The juiciest part of that was her best friend also had a baby with her ex-husband and she was there during the whole pregnancy, including the birth, only found out after the baby was born.

And he had four kids with his partner that found out about this other kid by walking up to this other kid. That is some like Jerry Springer, Jeremy Kyle kind of stuff. I know. How does he have the time? There's a lot of unaccountable time in his day. Yeah, I'm imagining, Megan, I'm going to take a stab in the dark, these people aren't that smart. Right. She's not really. I mean, yeah, it was nine kids. I mean, yeah. It was nine kids. How's he doing? So we want to know,

what did you fail to ask your partner about? No, what did they fail to tell you? Yeah. Because it's not their fault. You didn't ask them. No, you didn't ask. You sound like you've got something you're hiding. Someone said, I broke up with someone. They gave me a sexually transmitted infection that I will now have for life.

It was the herpes. Okay. And they said, I had a flare-up, and I was like, how is this possible? And they said, oh, you never asked. I thought you must have. Oh, no, that's something you'd say. That's bad. Yeah, that's, yeah.

Not something I've had to deal with. But then they didn't ask, did they? Yeah, they didn't ask, but then that's also a terrible defence. My ex forgot to tell me that he'd been cheating on me for two years out of our five-year relationship. Got engaged to another girl and had a baby on the way. Silly man, it must have just slipped his mind. Again, though, you didn't ask him.

That's on you. Everybody today. This is a list of things you need to ask your partner when you get home today. This is going to be so good. Out of the blue, all these guys are going to be like, what? Are you engaged? You're not engaged to another woman if you've got pregnant, are you? The guy's going to be like, what?

And then there might be guys who are like, yeah, yeah, I have. And they're like, oh, I just guess I should have asked earlier. I haven't told my partner that my previous fling had a twin brother and prior to that I had a fling with the other brother. But again, they haven't asked. You haven't asked. Have you slept with my brother? Yeah, exactly. That's something you should ask your partner.

Have you or would you sleep with my brother? I don't get the sleeping with the same brother. No. Because wouldn't get the sleeping with the same brother. No. Because wouldn't they be identical? Or would one have a, do you reckon they'd have the same size? I've always wondered.

Have you always wondered that? Always wondered. Or maybe if you're a identical twin, you can let us know if you're a genitalia matchup. If you don't mind. It's always bugged me.

It's completely up to you if you would like to share that with me or not. You don't have to. Sure, it's not been pressured. Don't want to be cancelled today for that. But it is a point of curiosity. Where's Vaughn? Oh, he asked on the radio if twins had the same size penis.

Yeah, and then asked if they'd share that information with him. And now he's just quickly retiring. He's enjoying restaurant dinners. Yeah. Just going to take some time for myself. Come to terms with the fact I probably should have asked that After 15 years together 10 years married

3 children My ex-wife had forgotten to mention That she was gay Oh but you didn't ask that Did you ask? That's on you again You've got to constantly be asking Your wife

I've got a calendar reminder on my phone First of every month. Check my testicles for testicular cancer and ask my wife if she's gay yet. Yep. As yet, no testicular cancer, no gay wife. But that's why you've got to check. These things can change. It's lovely.

It can be aggressive. The testicular cancer or your wife's rapid change in sexual orientation. It can be aggressive. Yep. My now fiance disclosed to me out of the blue that he had a daughter from a one-night stand. Before their relationship or during? Yes. Before.

She had told him she was unable to get pregnant. He had no idea until the girl was older as the mother had originally told her current partner that it was his. After they had a fight, she admitted to him that that daughter wasn't his and it was in fact my now fiancé's. Wow. But that was before their relationship. So does he have to owe some? And by the sounds of it, he found out that it was his during his current relationship.

Right. So how do you do that? Again, she didn't ask. That's another question for your partner over Friday night dinner tonight. Have you recently found out that you've fathered any other children? Anonymous joins us. What was the thing that you failed to ask your partner? Or they failed to disclose?

Hi. Hi. Hello. So I met my ex-partner on a bus. We used to commute to work on the same line. Oh, okay. And then I helped buy him a car, and he started driving to work, which was great. And then down the track, I realized he only had his learner's license and failed to tell me that.

But had you asked him? Did you say, do you have your full licence? Well, no, I didn't, but I kind of just assumed that if you... That's on you for assuming. Talk me through, did you buy the car in your name? Under his name,

but I did pay for it initially too. And what about insurance? Because don't they ask, oh, does anyone have their full licence driving and yada yada? I don't even think I thought. I would have had to thought that out too. You know, there was just a trend there. Right.

Are you still together? No. Oh, okay. Does Evers fall now? Yep. I helped him get that. Yep. Oh, my God.

You sounded like you were doing a lot of mummying in that relationship. Yeah. Absolutely. Yep. Oh my god. You sounded like you were doing a lot of mummying in that relationship. Yeah. Absolutely, yeah. Probably for the best that I've, yeah, let that go. Alright, and now when you meet someone... I kind of want to ask why you broke up, because I feel like that's a good story too.

Well, he actually just moved on to somebody else, so that was just my luck really. I guess that meant that he failed to tell you about that as well? For a while, yeah. I think you've got to ask, don't you? You've got to say are you currently seeing anyone? Yeah, what have we learnt, Anonymous? Ask all the questions.

Yes, any random question that pops into your head, I've never asked him about that. Love it. Alright, 726. Next, oh, what? Is there a juicy text? Somebody said my partner waited a year to tell me he'd killed somebody, but he'd been like

commissioned. What? It was in the armed services. Oh, right. You should have started with that. That's a lot to put on someone early in a relationship. You really like them, but that could immediately turn them off. Yeah, you can't be at a bar enjoying happy mojitos and say,

I've killed someone. We had a good time. What's your name? Steve, I killed someone. Not going to be a good start, is it? No, it's not. Get it on Neon. Flash forward to Megan's top picks.

25 minutes away from 8, we have our top picks on Neon ahead of the weekend. I don't think the weather's looking too flash for a lot of the country. Nah. Great excuse to stay inside and watch some Neon. Now, we've each got a pick. Megan, do you want to start? Yes, I'll start. So, Gossip Girl, the reboot, it is, you know how sometimes in America they do,

this one's done six episodes and then it's having a break and then it's coming back for their form. Oh, yep. They have a little hiatus. So the reboot, it's dropped six episodes. It's about to drop the next six episodes. This is nine years after the original Gossip Girl website went dark. Yeah.

And so it's a new generation of private school teenagers. Do you know, I started watching this? I've watched two episodes and Andrew cheated on me and watched all six. What, when you went home? I've watched the original Gossip Girl seasons

like six times. Wait, when did he do this? You're literally... When I'm at work. You go home, you'll be home at like 9.30, 10. Because I said, oh, do you want to watch

another episode of Gossip Girl? And he's like, um, I've already watched them. Most wives are worried about their husbands watching porn while they're not home. Andy, please sneak in a dirty episode of Gossip Girl. But he'd never watched the original. He's like, oh, yeah, it's pretty good. Oh, wow. Okay.

Yeah. So in the original, if you haven't ever seen it or you want to rewatch the whole lot, it's dropping on Neon soon as well. Right. I've picked a movie that's just been released on Neon, and it's not a new movie. It's going back, I think, 2013. Gravity.

And I remember seeing this in IMAX, and it's just like, it's honestly edge of your seat. Is it George Clooney? Yeah, George Clooney, Sandra Bullock. This is one of the best space movies. Oh, yeah, great movie. Great movie. And so it's just dropping on Neon, and it's, Sandra Bullock. This is one of the best space movies. Oh, yeah, great movie. Great movie. And so it's just dropping on Neon, and it's out now to watch.

This movie was made for $100 million, and in the box office made $723 million. Sandra Bullock had a back-end agreement, eh? Yeah, so she was paid $20 million to do this movie. I don't know what George Clooney's deal was, but she had a residual. Nespresso pods. He was paid in

Nespresso. She got a cut of the profit, so she ended up making $70 million from this movie. Whoa! Yeah. Is that one of the first kind of deals like that in Hollywood? No. Because we hear a lot of them doing that now. One of the first female.

I remember there was a thing at the time saying she was one of the first females to get one of these agreements. Wow. What are you Googling now? George Clooney. Gravity deal. How much he made. Right.

How much, oh, he, George Clooney. Surely if she got the residual deal, he did too. He wasn't in it as much. He got 14 mil. Fair enough. And that's when he divided up and gave all of his really close friends a million dollars. That's right. Remember he just sold his tequila really close friends a million dollars. That's right. Remember he just sold his tequila brand for like a billion dollars.

Yeah, he's doing all right. Clones is okay, guys. The clones is doing all right. He's a good man. He's got a bit of spending money. He still does the Nespresso ads. Takes a bit of coin in his pocket. That's my pick for Neon this weekend.

I would like to recommend a documentary called Class Action Park. It's about a place called Action Park that was this massive theme park in New Jersey. And when I was in high school, you would come back to school in the fall and you'd see all these kids bandaged up and you'd walk in the hallways and they were like, alpine slide,

huh? Kid shows up back in the neighborhood and like he's got a big burn on his thigh and his hip. You assume, oh, you assume, oh, you fall off the Alpine side? Oh, when did you go to action park? Like that. He'd have to correct you.

He'd have to, oh no, I had surgery. I've been wanting to watch this for a while actually. It's been on my list. So I watched a 2013 documentary about this, but apparently this one's

a bit more of the fuller story. Right. So at least five deaths occurred at this uh part it was like renowned as the craziest place two people in the wave pool which became known as the grave pool um because the water was so murky and no one was really like watching and all this the people working there were all like kids and no one, there was no proper safety protocol. Another one got thrown off the Alpine slide, which is kind of like a luge.

Yeah, right. And he was 19, he hit his head. It kind of goes into all of the like deaths that were at the park, all the injuries. When was this open? So it's been close to 24 years, but like 70s, 80s and early 90s. So it was just like loose.

Yeah. There were no safety regulations. Johnny Knoxville from Jackass isn't it talking about like how crazy it was. Wow. Johnny Knoxville

regards this as a crazy place to go. Wow. So yeah. It's a documentary all about that. So yeah, Class Action Park

is what that's called and that's my pick. Alright, they're all on there and you can sign up now for your 14 day free trial at neontv.co.nz T's and C's apply and thanks to Neon, you're shot at $50,000 cash soon with our secret sound.

ZDM's Fletch, Ron and Megan. Well, yesterday I was told off. Had to take the cat to the vet. Major Murray Fluffington. Oh, is he okay? He is alright. He's had this before. I was cleaning out his litter box. I don't want to get too graphic here, but there was blood on the poopies. Oh, no. And there's lots of things that...

Hemorrhoids. Nah. Is that... That can cause blood on the poopies? Yeah, it can. Yeah, you get a bleeding hemorrhoid. There's lots of things, but I learnt that if it's like...

Red... Like bright red blood... It's a recent. It's nearer to the anus. Yeah, but if it's dark, it's from further up. Yeah, and I think that's for humans too. Correct. Humans too. Dark blood, bad. I mean, I would go see a medical professional

should there be any blood in your stool. That's my rule. Maroony blood, beetroot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Always remember when you've had beetroot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Put a little mark on your hands. From the night before. Always remember when you've had beetroot. That can be scary the next day.

And so level three point whatever, you must drop your cat at the back door of the vets and wait in your car. Oh, okay. Oh, you don't even get to go in. No, so they come and collect it. Oh, scary. And then ring you.

And so you're on the phone. Yep phone and they've like looked at your cat and they tell you what's wrong. Okay. And so she reckons, because he does these little hard nuggety poops, she reckons that he needs more fibre in his diet. What, like a yoghurt? Like an Activa? Does he need to soften it with a Jamie Lee Curtis Activa?

Are you a cult? There's some stuff you can buy and it's made out of kiwi fruit and all kinds of stuff and you add it to the cat food.

Do they like it though? I don't know. I'm going to find this out when I get some. What about fish oil? Would that soften the stool or something? No, I don't know.

Fish oil is probably good for his memory. But this is when she told me off on the phone, the vet. I already know what's coming. Yeah, I do too. Because this is when she told me off on the phone, the vet. I already know what's coming. Yeah, I do too. Because this is vets' favourite thing to tell people off for.

And I feel sorry for vets because they say this all the time and people are like, oh, what would you know? It's like, well, they're a vet, so they'd know. Yeah. So the last time I took him in was maybe last year. She said, no, his weight has gone up since last time. He's 6.8 kgs. He's not even 2

years old yet. 6.8 kgs, that's a decent size cat. So British Shorthairs FYI, take 2 years to fully grow. Right. So he's fully grown. March he's fully grown. Right. Coming March. This coming March. Yeah.

So, yeah. And I'm like, oh, okay. So she's like, okay, I just recommend taking whatever you feed him down to like 80%, maybe 90%, then 80%. Yeah. I'm like, already now, when it gets to like two or three in the afternoon, I'll be working at my desk and he'll be like, meow, and then he'll reach up and claw my t-shirt and arm as if to say, come to the kitchen and feed me. But then what do you do? Well, I'll feed him.

Yeah, so you're teaching him that behaviour. So the last time I went she's like, stop feeding him so much. I'm like, okay, and so I did and then he gets hungry. He's like, meow, meow. Tell him to have an apple. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tell him dinner's soon.

Oh, God. Have a glass of water. Have a piece of fruit. Did you ever get, you're probably just thirsty. Have a glass of water. All the time. Yeah, yeah, that was a big one. 100%.

And then she's like, you know, so get him exercising. I'm like, he's in lockdown. He's a cat. Also, he lives in an apartment. I do chuck the ball around. Maybe I've just got to do more ball chasing. You got one of those laser pointer thingies? No, it's bad for them. Oh, okay. I do chuck the ball around. Maybe I've just got to do more ball chasing. You got one of those laser pointer thingies? No, it's bad for them.

Oh, okay. I don't have a cat. Because they keep staring at the wall when I get a laser pointer or... Because I've put the bugs on the TV, and he sits at the TV when the bugs go for like two hours. I'm like, they're not coming back. I've stopped YouTube. Oh, right.

Yeah. But I was telling mum about this, because mum's got a fat cat as well. Well, yeah, I think this is, yeah. And, yeah, because Chubbs, the fat cat, and I said to mum last night, I was like, well, I don't know what to do because he keeps meowing. She's like, I know Chubbs

does the same. You taught your cats the same behaviour. Just like, they're cute, so you feed them. They're meowing. And then they get bigger and bigger. Yeah, yeah. Although my cat is the cat, if you've ever been into the vets, they always have a poster.

It's like, is your cat fat? And it's like skinny cat. The cat I have, the breed I have, the British shorthair, is the cat they always use in that poster. So they're meant to be fat. Don't worry about it. Also, the vet shouldn't be fat shaming my cat. I always feel real offended when they're meant to be fat. Don't worry about it. Also, the vet shouldn't be fat shaming my cat. I always feel real offended when they're like,

I can't feel your animal's ribs anymore. Oh, yeah. This is the heftier end of the scale. Our sheep are fat. We know this. You've got fat, Dave. You can't judge me. Such fat sheep.

But I don't know what to do. I put them where there's no grass and they still get fatter. I don't know how they're doing it. They must be eating like animals or something. Other animals. But they were so fat. They got shorn this week. Shorn, shed, shaved.

They're so fat and the wool, they had a flat part across their back that a puddle had formed in. They were like, your sheep are so fat that they are catching water now. I was like, the sheep, or even when they sit down, they're still straight up and down, you know. That's like that wake-up call, you know, you've put on a bit of weight. Like when you go over judder bars. When you're catching water on your back.

Yeah, when you're pulling water. They said, they'd seen one worse this week. A sheep had a roll that when it was getting shorn, the shearer had to lift the roll and shave under the roll.

I was like, yeah, that's one of those wake-up calls. Not the water on the back, pulling on the back. Yeah, absolutely. ZM's Flesh Warner Megan. Play ZM. ZM's $50,000 Yeah, absolutely. It's all thanks to Neon.

Watch the TV series and movies everyone's talking about on Neon. Our favourite Kiwi streaming service. $50,000 is the current jackpot. Cody, good morning. Good morning. Now, Cody, you get that $50,000 if you can correctly tell us what this sound is. Okay.

Okay, I think it's a cassette tape going into a cassette tape radio player. Okay. That works, doesn't it? Yep, like when you load it into a cassette tape radio player. Okay. That works, doesn't it? Yep. Like when you load it into a cassette tape radio player. Yeah. Okay.

And did you see one of those in the video? And the sound is in this video. Okay. I think there's a tape sitting in between the magazine on the couch. And then there's like an aqua looking block on the couch that i have researched and researched cassette tape radio players and there is one that's similar to that so hopefully you've spent a lot of time on this i have spent way too much time way too much time cody what what would you do with fifty thousand dollars cody um i would just, it's kind of boring

actually, but I'd probably just put it away until we can travel because we just really want to get out of New Zealand and go overseas and experience the world. So I'll just put it away until we can do that. Okay. That sounds like a great idea well Cody you sound so excited it sounds like you've put a lot of time into getting to this guess well done for getting here and now's the time Cody that is not the secret sound, Cody. Oh, sorry. Okay, sorry. Don't be sorry.

That was so exciting. Don't you be sorry. You did nothing wrong. It's not me. It's you. All right, well, Cody, back to the drawing board. 11 o'clock with Georgia is your next shot. And then this afternoon with Brian, claim more chances plus at five, the extended sound,

which is really going to help a lot of people with their guesses. Friday Flashback. Well, it's my pick for Friday Flashback this week. And I was quite excited because I did get a message from somebody on Instagram. Alex is his name. Uh-huh. Alex said, you should do this for Friday Flashback. And I was like, ugh.

Don't tell me what to do. No, I was like, normally, yes, but I love this song. And then I checked with producer Jared, and we've already done this song. Oh, no. Yeah. What song was it? Well, I don't want to give it away just yet,

because I'm about to, I'm going to play a song. You've chosen a different song. From the same artist. Okay. Wasn't as big. Wasn't as big. Wasn't as big. But on my research, I have found that this song was used in a lot of TV shows and ads around the country. It was in the Vampire Diaries.

It was used on the EA Sports FIFA 12 soundtrack. Okay. Did you ever play that? Oh, what a banger of a soundtrack. What a banger of a soundtrack. I don't get into sports games. It was in the 2012 film Pitch Perfect.

It was used and made in Chelsea. And it was also briefly, and this was a trip down memory lane, it was also briefly used at the start of the short film Coney 2012.

Oh, wow. I remember that. I remember that. And then do you remember the guy that was running that? Lost his mind. Had a breakdown and had him naked. Was that the first internet mental breakdown high profile?

No. Because 2007, Brittany. Yep. But then, yeah, 2012 was like the first one. Was that the first internet movement maybe? Yeah, where everyone just kind of like blindly was like the first one. Was that the first internet movement maybe? It was like that, yeah, where everyone just kind of like blindly was like, people wouldn't put this much effort into something that's not actually happening. Do you know what I mean?

Did they ever find him? Everyone just signed on blindly. Like at the start of COVID when everyone shared that plandemic video without watching it and being like, oh, this is a bunch of conspiracy theory nonsense. Did they find Kony? No. He's still at large.

Goodness me. Amazing. But he was not captured. No. But 100 children were rescued. Yes. He's still out there.

Well, anyway, this song was at the start of that short movie. Great song. I wanted to play Young Blood from the Naked and Famous

but we have done it before, so I've chosen another song from that album from 2010. The song is 11 years old, the Naked and Famous, Punching in a Dream. It's your Friday flashback on ZM. All the lights go down as I crawl into the spaces My guide on the speed Life tearing at the sea I don't ever wanna be here Like punching in a dream

Breathing life into the night, yeah If it falls apart I will surely wake it Bright light on me This is worse than a dream I don't ever want to be here Like touching in a dream, breathing life into the night Yeah Bye. Forget you, forget you In the place that you feel

Recalling what was wrong In the place that you wish was wrong I don't ever wanna be here I'm touching energy Breathing life into the night Bye. I'm touching energy I'm breathing life into the nightmare It's the Naked and Famous, your Friday flashback today, Punching in a Dream. 11 years old now, that song. Can you stop doing the... Good one Can you stop doing the word search now? I've done the bumper word fit.

I've done the number cruncher. I'm killing it today on the puzzle page. Excuse me. We've got a show to do. I'm doing that as well. Friday flashback feedback before we move on. He's multitasking. Great song, someone said.

You can still, I've looked, you can still get Coney 2012 t-shirts. Cool, cool. Great song Someone said Great song Fletch You can still I've looked You can still get Coney 2012 t-shirts Cool cool Amazing Someone's

Brown nosing Vaughn again Saying Fletch and Megan Might need to pull Their socks up Because they're Supposed to be bangers And they're saying

That wasn't a banger It was a banger One week But a meatloaf Wouldn't go astray Like I'm talking The man meatloaf wouldn't go astray. I'm talking the man meatloaf, not the delicious loaf made of meat.

No, I can't stand meatloaf. I can't stand meatloaf either. Neither. Now we're doing a thing for love. We're not playing that. Plus his songs are like six minutes long. Terrible songs. He's... Well, let's see, eh?

We'll see you next week. They might be able to meet life. Oh, God. No. Well, now that you've said no... I thought you were going to play Celine. Do Celine. Ah, well, there's...

Yeah, okay. Okay, God, I've got him off the mate life. Yeah, that's good stuff. Do you, though? A woman has... You took the ones right out of my mouth. Oh, no, absolutely not. Horrible. No, it's good stuff. Do you though? A woman has... Your tiptoe has run out of my mouth. Oh no, absolutely not. Yeah, horrible.

No, it's not happening. A woman has shared her terrible date on TikTok. Now, she takes us through the journey. They had stuff in common. The date didn't start out

terribly, but it's what he said partway through that has turned her off. We're talking about cooking. We're talking about knife sets how we love the sharpness of knives, whatever

I start to joke about how I shave my legs with a really sharp knife then he's like I don't know if you're serious and I'm like no I actually don't shave at all and he lifts up my arm to see if I shave and then says well if you didn't shave i wouldn't be

with like i wouldn't be on this date with you because that's disgusting shit yeah she said all the way through he claimed to be a feminist and liberal um but he yeah was disgusted at the fact that some wouldn't women shave their underarms. It feels like they were on like this joking around. Like, she's like, I shave my legs with a knife. Like, imagine he's going home and he's like, okay, so then she's like, she shaves the legs with a knife. And I'm freaking out. No, but they were both like pro, like into knives. They obviously like were getting along with their knife banter, which was weird for us.

But they were into it. I would love chatting about knives. Well, you made your own knife, didn't you, once? Just two. Yeah. I would be like, I'd love the knife chat. But then I'd shave my legs with a knife. You're like, ooh.

That's a bit weird. Then I'd be like, that's just what a shaver is, so it's a mini knife, isn't it? Yeah. And she's into it. So, yeah, I mean, that was. But the armpit chat was. The armpit chat was gone. Wait, but she did shave her armpits. Yeah, she

meant when she said she doesn't shave with a razor she shaves with a knife. So he said he was disgusted by the fact that someone would shave their armpits. Right. Yeah. That was the end of that. That was the end of that.

That was the end of that. No more dates. No more dates. I would like to know, and it doesn't necessarily have to be what they did on a date. If there was something you said or some kind of hobby you brought up or something you dropped that turned them off.

When you feel like you lost them. When did you lose them? Like, why didn't you get a second date? Yeah. Because it's all... Do you think most people would know, though? Because it's always like, what was the red flag on a date? Why did you not give someone the second date?

Yeah. But you never hear... Well, maybe let's... Then you can assume why you didn't get a second date. So you want to hear from people as to why they didn't get the second date. Yeah. Either they found out or they could tell by the look of shock or horror. It was going well and then suddenly they

ditched you or went to the toilet or you could see it on their face. Yeah. You did something. The banter suddenly stopped. I think a lot of people would know, wouldn't you? You'd see the turning point in the chat. Their face just go from liking this date to not liking it.

Yeah. Okay, well, let's take some calls. 0800 Dials at M, text 9696. Why did you not get another date? What did you do? What did you say? What did you do?

We want to know what moment changed a date. There wasn't a second date. That moment where maybe the mood changed, something happened, something was said perhaps. Why wasn't there a second date? It's a nice succinct way of putting what I just rambled through in three to four paragraphs. It really is, isn't it?

It's like it was written on a piece of paper right in front of me but I decided to freestyle. It really was like it was written there since 6 o'clock this morning. And the daily planner of what we were going to talk about on the show. Why wasn't there a second date? Because it's Friday, man. I want to just see what happened. Sure.

See what happened. So we asked this on Instagram as well, and we got some replies. To be honest, we are hearing more from the people that are on the other side of the date that know exactly why there wasn't a second date, because they decided. Yeah. Whereas if you're on the other side of things, you might not know why you're not getting another date. Yeah. Man, people really aren't that in tune, are they?

Some of these are a ripper. Okay. He was a foot shorter than me Okay Okay That's not one of the rippers I'm saving the rippers for last Okay So that was one of them

He had misled me on his height Oh okay But that's obviously Just something that They deal with He had only Broken up with his girlfriend Of nine years

Less than a week before. Yep. I was like, oh, that feels like. That's a red flag. Rebound. Yeah, rebound or he's not going to be like in a great space. Yeah. He looked completely different in his photos on Tinder.

No haircuts, no nothing. Just looked completely different. And this one, there was no second date because after we made love, he sang Ed Sheeran's Shape of You quietly into my ear. I don't even think if Ed Sheeran sang that into your ear, you'd be cool with that, right? I don't even think it's Ed Sheeran necessarily. It's anything.

I don't need anything sung. Get out of my ear. Girl, you know I want your love. And then he doesn't know the next line. He's like, come on. Oh, you know it would be breathy. Yeah, it would be breathy, wouldn't it? Sam, why wasn't there a second date?

The first date went, like, okay. It was, like, a little, I was like, maybe I'll give him another try kind of thing. Um, but then like a couple of days later, he messaged me out of the blue. He's like, Hey, do I come over for a foot massage? I was like, Oh, that's a bit specific. Like I don't want to yuck other people's yums. Is that a metaphor? Yeah.

Okay. Yeah. I don't want to yuck other people's yums. It's not for me. So I was like, Oh no, I can't. Um, and then we don't want to yuck out because it was yum. It was not for me. So I was like, no, I can't. And then we didn't really speak, sort of ghosted each other. Yeah, right.

And then like, out of the blue, two months later, 10pm at night, get a message on Instagram and be like, hey, hope you don't mind me messaging,

just thought you should know that your car light's on. What? PS, do you want a foot massage? He never comes to my house. He saw my car once. I was like, either he memorized my number plate or was like...

Oh, wow. ...seeming out in my car and knows my favorite park is. Okay, that is creepy. There's no, definitely no... So definitely no date after that then, Sam. No. Is he like, when you that then, Sam. Oh, no. Is he like, when you come out to turn it off,

make sure you wear slippers on those feet. I mean, I didn't even open the message for like three hours, and then I was like, oh, I've got to look at this message, see what it says, and then like midnight, I get the message, and it's like, oh, fuck. And then when it peeps through the blinds, it's like, oh, the light is on. Oh, no.

Oh, my God. Wow. All right, Sam, thanks for sharing.. Oh, no. Oh, my God. Wow. All right, Sam, thanks for sharing. Tess, why wasn't there a second date? Well, I used to be a bartender, and I got asked out by one of our bouncers. Okay. And he took me to a nice restaurant,

and it was going reasonably well. And I had one too many Red Bull vodkas, and I threw up on my arm on the way to the bathroom. Oh, no. Like a little sick or a full sick? Was it a full sick? It was like I tried to stop it and it wasn't, you know, in my mouth, but it slurted out and a lot of it came down my arm

and I was wearing like a three-quarter sleeve. It was just not tidy. So you're fully aware. You're fully aware why you didn't get a second date. Well, actually, he did ask me out for a second date. However, he took me to like a garden park for coffee and he told me he's actually, he was like, oh, I'm actually quite religious.

So if we were to continue seeing each other, I'd have to call it on the drinking. I was going to say he took you to the garden park because they don't sell wine there. Yeah, yeah. Or Red Bull. And I was like, yeah, I'm 22. I'm probably not going to call it.

I love you went on a date and you pounded Red Bull vodkas. Like, Red Bull vodkas were always like a night out drink. I couldn't do it now. My heart would explode. I feel like there was always a warning, too too before I got to the sicky part. I'm like, oh, I've had enough. You know that little burp where you get a little bit and you can taste too much of it? And you're like, I'm going to drink water.

You've had enough, Tess. Tess, thanks for sharing some text messages. And why wasn't there a second date? Can we say that? Can I just check something with you? You're sort of the show legal professional. Far too loose to be in charge of that. That's funny.

I won't mention names. I would just say a former role player. Yeah. Oh, God. Former professional rugby player. No more indicators, right? No more indicators, no. Yeah. Oh, God. Former professional rugby player. No more indicators, right? No more indicators, no. Okay. Halfway through the date,

she bragged about shagging an ex-all-black professional rugby player over the summer. I drank two bottles of wine. And made me drive her... Oh, no, you confused your pronouns here. Halfway through the date, she bragged about shagging ex-all black over the summer.

Yeah. Then drank two bottles of wine and made me drive her home in my car. Right, okay. Yeah. Yeah, right. Yeah. We're moving the room. Is he ready for the best, actually?

Yeah, there's no way you're keeping up with that. Colin Meads might have been the pine tree, but this guy was the cowry. Stop. More messages in. Now, somebody else said the second date is apparently very special if this man chose to take you on a second date. Oh, okay. Second date, you're very special.

He took you to the hot pools for a private spa. No bathing suits required. Then I was like, you're very special. He took you to the hot pools for a private spa, no bathing suits required. Then I was like, no, thank you. And he proceeded to ask me very inappropriate questions. Oh, okay. They've included one of their questions. I dare not read it. Okay.

Anonymous, why wasn't there a second date? I got a little too confident thinking things were going well and decided to tell her that I play Dungeons & Dragons. Now, Producer Jared and Vaughn, do you hear this? This is why I tell you off for talking about your nerd stuff. You can only drop in the nerdy stuff once you know they're fully keen. When we're not on the radio. Once they're fully keen. When we're not on the radio. Once they're fully keen.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Definitely didn't go well when I decided to double down and tell her that I played Turtle Bard with a Russian accent. So, yeah, that really sealed the deal.

What's your Turtle Bard's name? Yeah. Alexei. Alexei.'s name? Alexei. Alexei, give us some Alexei. Alexei, roll me a

D20 for accent. Wait, what's happening here? What are you doing here? I want to hear

the character that he plays. He plays a Russian turtle. He's like a tortoise, turtley-like humanoid.

Yeah. And a bard is a singer, a singer, a performer. Greetings, comrades. My name is Alexi Olenek. I come to tell stories and drink vodka.

I don't know. I didn't do the accent in front of her, though. I wasn't that dumb. Oh, you didn't do the accent. I think you actually just sold it. Megan, can I just check? Are you aroused right now? I would wager not.

I would wager not. I would wager not. Megan's closed over. Megan put her fingers through each other like I thought she was like, we'd make a great, she's like a submarine hatch. And on her she's sealed up and she's up and down under there. Not for me.

You know what's stomaching in there? There's no water leaking in there. Alright, thank you anonymous for sharing. ZDM'siting in there. There's no water leaking in there. No one's getting in there. All right, thank you, anonymous, for sharing. CDM's Fletch, Ron and Megan. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. Today's do, do, do, do, do, do. Today's fact of the day is about the Eiffel Tower. We've had a few facts about the Eiffel Tower.

It's a fascinating building. There's a little building at the top, isn't there? It's a little apartment. That's right. Two-thirds or three-quarters of the way up. It had a restaurant. At the 1900 World Fair, there was a restaurant up there, so you could go up there and you could have a lovely meal.

I don't know, friend, that sort of thing back there could make a mint. But anyway, if it hadn't been for World War II, you may have been able to drive up the Eiffel Tower. What? Well, apparently no country took to the automobile quite like France. France loved cars and loved them for a long time. Even now, you know, like the Arc de Triomphe. Yeah. There's the big roundabouts around every French sort of like landmark.

You can drive past and see it. Well, there were plans, and this is an artist's rendition. I'll show Fletch and Megan in studio, where you are going to be able to drive up the Eiffel Tower. On each side, there was a giant spirally, spirally roundabout thing. You know when you go into a car park building and you go down that thing and it's real funny, you squeak your tyres and you're like, and it's like, wee!

So there's one of those that goes up and you could drive across, drive around the Eiffel Tower, and then drive across and drive down the other side. Of course, this was very much a one-way system. Yeah, so about halfway up it. Yeah, it was quite a height it got to. I'm glad they didn't do that because that looks ugly. Yeah.

It'd just be queues, you know? Not massive queues. Yeah. Massive queues. Not if you just kept moving. But it would have cost. It would have cost quite a bit. Right.

So not any, like, it definitely still would have been cheaper to go up it. Yeah. Just the traditional way. Right. Than to drive up it. The drive would have been very expensive because they would have had to have paid off this insane structure that they built to support it. But then they were kind of like planning it. The engineers had done some basic work on it.

And then I don't know if you guys heard about the Nazis? Yeah, familiar. Nazis? Yeah, familiar. Nazis? Yeah. The Nazis next door kicked up a bit of a stink. And there was a world war. And so that plan got completely scrapped. And as you say, many people now can look back.

As hindsight does let us look back and see what ghastly mistakes could have or would have or were. Yeah. And great, we could have avoided it. So today's fact of the day is at one stage there were plans drawn up that you could drive up the Eiffel Tower. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do- And the girls go down and like just sit and watch. This is your allowed group outside fitness? Yes.

In groups. Limited and distanced and everything. And so the girls just like sit at a distance and watch. And on the drive down there yesterday, August, our seven-year-old said to Sade, Mom, did you know Dad's got Tinder? Now imagine that bombshell. has got Tinder. Now, imagine that bombshell. Sade's like,

probably doesn't, but... Now she's raised the question. The question's out there. Holy shit. Now, Sade's like, I don't think he does. And August is like, he does. Okay. I've seen it on his phone and I've seen it on his computer. Oh, okay.

Right. And Sade's like, ha, ha, ha, ha. Kind of like, this is weird and it's come from nowhere. Yeah, right. And then Kind of But doesn't really Want to talk about it

Yeah And it's just like Let's pretend This isn't happening right now And Sade said It did like Bounce around in her mind In the gym class

And apparently Indy said During the class August was like He does have it I've seen it on his Phone I've seen it on his computer

I'll show you When we get home Yeah And so on the drive home Sade's like Maybe she's forgotten about it And she's like When we computer. I'll show you when we get home. Yeah. And so on the drive home, Sade's like, maybe she's forgotten about it. And she's like, when we get home, I'll show you Dad's Tinder. What is up with Augie? So they get home and Sade has a shower and comes in and August is like, are you ready?

Kind of like, I'm sorry, Mum, but it's something you need to hear, okay? Jesus. And Shade's like, well, dad's not home. How are you going to show me his phone? And August is like, I'll show you where I've sent it on his computer. Okay. Quite like serious. Yeah.

Obviously, she doesn't know the implications of her father having Tinder other than he shouldn't have it. Yeah. You know, she's got no idea of if her father has Tinder, he's probably up to no good. That would spell the end of everything here. Mum and dad's relationship. The house we live in, the setup, everything.

You know, everything would drastically change should father have Tinder. And Sade's like, I suppose so. And doesn't think I do, but readies herself for the worst. You know, like we talked about earlier on the show. She's never asked me if I've got Tinder. Yeah, so it's really on her. So if I do and she finds it one day.

And I feel like you could have some stupid excuse like, I got it for the radio and then, you know, I just. I forgot to get it. So anyway, August says, well, I'll show you on his computer. And walks over, shakes the mouse, awakens it. I use a Mac. And she's like, look, mum, it's down here in the

bottom left-hand corner. And highlights, finder. Which is what you click on on a computer. Which brings up, like, essentially, like, a way to search. I mean, it looks like Tinder, but it's just an F, isn't it? It's an F.

Right. Sade says, that doesn't say Tinder. That says Finder. And she said, no, it says Finder. Yeah. Does she think you've changed the name or something? To like hide it I don't know

Or she just thought that that was a T at a quick look Yeah, yeah, right And was like Tinder And then I better not be on that Yeah And then when it gets changed When it's pointed out that it's Finder She says no, it's Finder

And apparently like stuck to her guns of like Dad needs to go Oh my God. He's got Finda. She's seven. Yeah, I know. And Sade's like, no, that's fine to look. Click on it now and you can like search and find things.

All the documents. And she's like, okay, for now. When you went home yesterday, she wasn't like pointing at her own eyes, pointing at you. I got my eyes on you, father. Like the evil monkey on Family Guy. But then what about Indy? She was backing her up.

No, no, she wasn't backing her up. She said she hadn't seen it. Oh, right. She said it was like news to her. Oh, wow. Because she can read a bit better, I suppose, and maybe it's saying that that's fine or not. Wow.

Finder or Tinder. Did Shade go through your phone just to check anyway? No, she didn't. And again, she didn't ask. So I guess she'll never know. CDM's Fletch, Ron and Megan. Welcome, everybody, to Friday Face Yoga. Namaste to you all.

Namaste. Nam all. Namaste. Namaste. Namaste. Welcome to Friday Face Yoga where you just need your face if you're driving your car. Keep your hands on the wheel. All you need at 10 and 2 is your face. First of all, I want you to give your... Maybe I was wrong about that look. First of all, I want you to give your... Ooh. Ooh.

Maybe I was wrong about that look. Ooh. Ooh. Bit of a... Hmm. Bit of a... A purse of the lips. A purse of the lips.

Ooh. Bit of a... Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Because you've just learnt that the shoe company Allbirds, founded by former All Whites and Phoenix footballer Tim Brown,

had a monstrous IPO on the stock market, meaning he is now worth $700 million. And you might have been wrong about those shoes. Yeah, they're not ugly at all. Good enough for Barack Obama and Leonardo DiCaprio, maybe? Good enough for me. Yeah, maybe I was wrong. Maybe I would try the slippers outside. I mean, the guys who have $700 million now,

there's quite a bit of money. Maybe I was wrong. Next, I want you to move into a slightly more shoulders high tense because you're just hearing loud noises as you're trying to relax because ladies and gentlemen it's fireworks season again BANG! I think they're finished now

Look, your puss inside this weekend Oh my god Your furry friends Yeah, puss might be an absolute mess this weekend with that sort of noise outside Dogs also friends. Yeah, puss might be an absolute mess this weekend with that sort of noise outside. Dogs also. Your rabbits. You might have a pet rabbit. Those things scare easily.

No, that's guinea pigs, isn't it? Both. Both. Imagine losing your guinea pig to a rum and candle. But the problem is guinea pig's ears are very small, but a rabbit's got bigger ears for hearing. They don't need to hear that loud a noise. It'll scare them half to death.

So, ah, there it goes. Oh, good, it's 2.30 in the morning and they're still going off. West Auckland need fun. Good stuff. And finally, if everybody can just get what you've got in your mouth out of your mouth. No, you haven't got a random hair in there. You just had a mouthful of Chelsea brown sugar when you heard that there's been lead contamination in a certain batch.

What fortuitous timing that you're listening to the news tell you that there's been a lead contamination of some Chelsea sugar products just as you took a big mouthful of brown sugar to get you through that final awful day of the week. Lead, you say? First those ugly shoes, now this? What now? That's all for this week, little yoginis.

Yoginis. Namaste. Namaste. Namaste.