ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch Vaughan & Megan Podcast - April 3rd 2020

Episode Date: April 2, 2020

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ZM. Head music. Live ZM. Fletch, Vaughan and Megan. The podcast. Good morning. Welcome to the show. Fletch, Vaughan and Megan. I was going to get excited because it's Friday. But every day is a Friday when you're on isolation. It is, yeah. Yep. I don't know what to say. Friday.

Does it mean it's more acceptable to have a drink at lunch? I tell you what, I've maybe partaken a lot lately. And I was in drinks and then I was worried, but then somebody told me they'd almost finished a case of wine this week. So I was like, well, in comparison, that's not much, is it? This week, to be fair, I've been good because I've been saving it for the weekend. Right, okay. For the weekend.

Like, something to look forward to. Staff Zoom Friday drinks again. Yeah. I don't think we had a staff meeting. We're not drinking at the 11 o'clock staff meeting on Zoom. If you want. Might as well start, kick off then. Absolutely, yeah.

I'll get drunk, mow the lawns, and then come back for the staff meeting. The staff drinks at 4 o'clock. Yeah, sounds great. Yeah, perfect. Of course, I'm kidding. I've never drunk on my lawns. Oh yeah, the next thing you think about. Don't get drunk and engage blades, please. No, heck no. You might accidentally run over

a petunia or something. I don't have petunias. Have I told you about something weird? No. Many times. Yeah, many. So there's this little garden at our place on the side of the driveway, and it's been neglected for a long time. And it's a real woolly nightshade hotspot.

There must be some veins of woolly nightshade underneath. Anyway, I've been trying to remedy it. It's a noxious weed, isn't it? Yeah, a horrible, horrible noxious weed. So I've been slowly working at it. And a little while ago, I cleaned out the chicken coop with all their poos, because you've got to get all the poos out. And I chucked it on there and then put a whole lot of shavings on the top.

Chip and mulch and stuff. Mulch, yeah, right. Yeah, mulch over the top. And then these plants popped up. And I was like, that must have been like a bulb that was already in there. And just with the nutrients from the chicken poo and the mulch on top, they've been like, it's our time to shine. And they've started growing.

It's not, it's sweet corn to shine. And they've started growing. It's not. It's sweet corn. From the chicken's poo. Yeah. They eat the sweet corn and they like poo out the kernels. There's always a kernel of corn, eh? And the poo. Well, apparently a lot.

Kernels of corn love to pop up. Yeah. When you have a chunder, you're like, when did I last eat corn? Oh, my gosh. Don't say chunder. I haven't had a chunder for ages. A chunny. Oh, don't say chunny.

You know, you have a chunny, you're like, where did that corn come from? Yeah. Well, so they've been pooping up corn, so now I've got all this corn

growing in my garden. It's fantastic. Great time for it, but it won't grow very well, right, because we're heading into winter and it needs like long sunlight hours and stuff.

You need rows of it. There's just like clusters of it. It's insane. I'll send you a photo because I just said to Shada, I was like, I wonder what those parts are and she doesn't care.

But that doesn't stop me talking like right now. And then I looked at it the other day and I was like, that's bloody sweet corn. And then I thought, how did that get there? And then of course,

yeah, the chickens. Chickens. All right. We've got the top six coming up on the show. Yeah, the top six. The Zoom. You know Zoom.

No one had heard of it three weeks ago. Now everybody's on Zoom. Zoom meetings left, right and centre. We've already talked about two Zoom meetings we've got today. Yeah. Later on in the piece. So the top six signs that Zoom could be compromised. Because there's worry that a lot of government agencies and departments are using this.

Like yesterday, they live streamed the government cabinet meeting. Yes. But they said that they're not talking about sensitive information. Yeah. About governments, right? Yeah. All right, well, the top six coming up next on the show, the health minister in this time of isolation and lockdown

and COVID crisis, has had a little whoopsie. ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Megan, the podcast. Well, our latest COVID total, 797 cases. We're going to catch up with the Prime Minister, Jacinda Ardern, this morning at 10 to 8 to get the latest. Actually, if you've got any questions as well, fire those through. Yeah. So always keen to put those

questions to her. But it's someone in her cabinet, the Health Minister, the man who we've seen a bit of on the telly, David Clark, shaved head, glasses. Yeah, looks a bit like Heston Blumenthal,

the British chef. I don't know who that is. I have no idea who that is. Yes, you do. Heston Blumenthal, the British chef. I don't know who that is. I have no idea who that is. Yes, you do. Heston Blumenthal? Yeah. Google Heston and Blumenthal. Oh, okay, but only because he's got a shaved head and glasses.

Yeah. Hey, look, if people are allowed to say any guy with a beard and a beanie is me, I'm allowed to say any bald guy with glasses is Heston Blumenthal. Okay. A little bit like him, sure.

Okay. So he has flouted his own rules. A little bit like him, sure. Okay. So he has flouted his own rules. Oh my goodness, he does a lovely chocolate mousse. Oh my God, Heston Blumenthal's going to... Sorry, carry on. No, no, please. I'm more than happy to talk about Heston's mousse. David Clark has driven 2.3 kilometres from his Dunedin home

to a car park of a mountain bike track. Now, that would be directly against the advice that has been handed out by his very ministry. By himself, even, at press conferences. Probably it didn't help that he took a Toyota Hayes van with his face on the side of it, rather than an unsigned written car. He's saying he's just going for a quick bike ride

between video conference meetings. Yeah, but that's not, you can't be standing up there in front of the country saying don't drive if it's not essential and then getting your car in trouble with your face on the side of it. Yeah. They literally have said don't go to bike tracks.

Yeah. Well, he went. He's saying I was just trying to lead a healthy life and to model healthy behavior and fit in a bike ride between my very busy schedule of video conference meetings. And everyone's like, well, just get on your bike. Bike, don't drive to bike.

Go around your walk. Yeah. Question one for Jacinda. How did that phone call go? I'd say one of those, I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed. Yeah. Yeah, I can't imagine her putting anyone on blast. It would have just been very like.

I'm going for blast. I'm going for like, what the F were you thinking? I'm going for disappointed. Behind closed doors blast, do you reckon? Blast, yeah. Should we ask her, did you blast him? Was it a, I'm not angry, I'm disappointed? Yeah.

Yeah, we can talk about it, but we're probably going to drop balls when she's actually on the phone. I don't think we'll probably ask her. You know her. You have to ask her. You can get away with it. You know her.

I was her deputy at the Morons and Intermediates Student Council. She never put me on blast. Yeah, right. Even on Mufti Day, I didn't bring a coin. I forgot. And she didn't blast. at the Morons and Intermediates Student Council she never put me on blast yeah right even on Mufti Day I didn't bring a coin I forgot of course and she didn't blast

she didn't blast no she's just disappointed well as we've seen through she's quite calm yeah which is a good thing alright

ZM's Fletch Warner Megan the podcast confusing time I mean they've pulled the primary school holidays forward yeah so currently in the end they've pulled the primary school holidays forward. Yeah. So currently in the end of the first week of school holidays.

Right. That's how it's worked. So one week down. And then next week and then it'll be Easter. So yes. Okay, right. And then hopefully there'll be a plan as to what's going to happen. Yeah, right.

So pre-lockdown, going back to school, learning online. But that's probably my extent of how the knowledge of how the education sector has been affected by this. But you think of like high school. Yeah. Like, you know, if this is your final year at high school, those are pretty big exams. Yeah.

And what are you going to do? Because people are going to need their marks to get into uni and stuff. Wow. And then on top of that, what about uni? What about learning at uni? Yeah, right. Because that's been disrupted for a few weeks and will continue to be while the lockdown's on. I know somebody was doing some online stuff.

But anyway, AUT students have been told that they might start from scratch once this lockdown's over. And we'll just work right through till Christmas. What with no sweet student holidays. No. So apparently restart the year's teaching for every student, that's 27,000 students that go to AUT. Yeah. And they'll be taught in eight

four-week blocks. Right. And it'll go from April 27th to December 20th. Five days before Christmas. Not the usual sweet six weeks before Christmas uni situation. Holidays will be one week breaks. One in July and one in October.

When did they say that would start? April 27. Presumptuous. Presumptuous. Yeah, because what's that? It's the April 3rd today and let's be honest. It's like just over three weeks. I think mentally, I mean, personally myself,

I'm gearing up for more than four weeks. Yeah. I think if you're not doing that, you should be. I think we're all. As a serious note, I think mentally, I mean, personally myself, I'm gearing up for more than four weeks. Yeah. I think if you're not doing that, you should be. I think we're all... As a serious note, I think we're... Raised by a realistically pessimistic woman, weren't we? We know not to expect... We're worst case scenario planners.

It comes across as cynical a lot, but... That date is banking on the fact that after this, they'll go straight to uni. Yeah. It's not. Yeah, it's not going to happen. You'd imagine that there'd be still, even if we do come out of level four,

there's still going to be elements of, I don't think everyone's going to be crowding unis. God, can you imagine if this does drag out and this was your last year of uni? Like, you've been putting in all those years and you're like, one more, and then they're like, we're just going to have to go into next year.

You'd be like, no. Enough. We are. Yeah. All right. So obviously students aren't keen on that. No, as you can imagine. Yeah.

But surely most of it can be done online. Sure, right? Like lectures and Zoom tutorials. And just skip over the, just go to the exam, see what you need to know. And then just learn that. Skip over the rest. Sure, easy. All right, we've got the top.

If there's anything that COVID-19 taught us, it's that this world's very predictable and there's no need to learn anything outside of the very basics. ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Megan, the podcast. From the ZM Think Tank, this is the Top Six.

Hello, welcome to today's Top Six. The Top Six signs your Zoom meeting's been hacked. Lots of stuff happened on Zoom. Yeah. Never even heard about it a couple of days ago. Yeah, a couple of weeks ago. With a number, you can get into a meeting. Yeah.

That's how it works. And of course, a lot of governments and agencies using this. People are worried. They're like, well, we don't know too much about it. Yeah. Well, the top six signs your Zoom meeting's been hacked. Number six, you can't see your work, mate, but they're pretty keen to talk about the three numbers on the back of your credit card.

That's a sign. Yeah. You know, it says Carol, but that doesn't sound like Carol. Do you know your three numbers off my heart? Yeah, of which ones? You were about to say those. No, because I've got different cards. I know all of them.

I only know one of them. You memorise an entire credit card once. I still do. I've re-memorised my new one. What's the point? You can just save it in the browser. I'm just really good with numbers. I know my IRD number.

I know my driver's license number. I know my login banking number. I know I'm just remembering numbers is my thing. Not in maths. I don't remember times tables. Can't put them together. No. But individually can remember them.

Yeah. That's some Rain Man stuff right there. Yeah. I know it's for online shopping. You know, just all the numbers she said were to do with financial. Yeah, and I can't tell you because they're all, you know, you can steal my

identity. Yes. Yeah. Number five on the list of the top six signs your Zoom meeting's been hacked. Your boss's face isn't moving and it looks mysteriously cardboard-like, but they're saying they're in a pickle and they need some cash transferred. That's a classic scam. That's a classic old Facebook scam.

Oh, my God, I'm stuck in London. And then you Zoom age. Yeah, although that would probably work now, wouldn't it? Yeah. Well, no, because everybody I know is home. Yeah. Nobody stuck anywhere. Number four on the list of the top six signs your Zoom meeting's been hacked.

Someone sends a YouTube link saying oh my god, is this you? That one was doing the rounds again. Last weekend I got one of those from somebody. I said, oh, you might want to change your password. They're like, why? I said, you sent me that YouTube link. And they're like, I've clicked it. What happened? I'm like, you clicked it again?

Yeah. I'm on now. Number three on the list of the top six signs your Zoom meeting's being hacked The new receptionist Who no one remembers hiring Is telling you that Supermarkets are giving away One thousand

One thousand dollar vouchers To everyone Who shares their status I think I literally Just had one of those Yeah I always report those When I see it Because it's not like

Pack and save official It's like pack It's all run together And it's spelled a bit differently Yeah It was pack and save right Yeah I had like pack. It's all run together and it's spelled a bit differently. It was pack and save, right? Yeah. I had to educate someone

last weekend I woke up and saw that they'd shared something about New World giving away a thousand, thousand dollar vouchers. I was like... Do the maths. Yeah.

But it was weird. It was like, print out this voucher and take it in. So it was just pure chaos. Oh, could you imagine all the idiots that were doing that?

You print it out, you get it there at what is already a crazy time at certain markets. Then they have to explain to you that that? You print it out, you get it there, at what is already a crazy time at supermarket. Then they have to explain to you that that's not the case. If you see those, always report them as spam, and then you're saving an old person there. That's how I look at that.

Number two on the list of the top six signs are your Zoom meetings being hacked. You're the only one from work in there, and there's a lot of chat about what sounds like illegal stuff. You may have slipped into the wrong Zoom meeting. If you're in the minority. Do you stay or do you just slide out? I'd mute it, go black on screen.

Listen up. Get some good stuff. Now, how did that person become a potato? Did you see that news story? A person became a potato. The boss. The boss. I thought that was a joke. Because you can't become a potato. The boss. The boss. I thought that was a, I thought that was a, like a joke.

Oh. Because you can't become a potato. I've looked in Zoom for filters. And you can't become a potato. When I was trying to do, when we had one last week, I was like, oh, let's try to make this better by putting on some filters. But I couldn't find any. There's, you can change your background.

Yeah, but okay. Interesting. I was thinking for that, for our staff meeting today, because everybody's working from home, I'd go around and take photos of everybody's seats where they usually sit and they could use that as their background for the staff meeting. What a great idea. Or I could just take a photo of the

boardroom and everyone could use that as their background because that's where we usually have our staff meetings. And number one on the list of the top six signs your Zoom meeting's been hacked. Your new workmate has a weird accent and is asking you what your first pet's name was and your mum's maiden name. It's a fair sign. That's mostly unexpected.

That is today's top six. ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Megan. The podcast. The latest. So the Hillsborough County Sheriff, Chad, we've spoken about him before. This is to do with Tiger King. He is re- Well, they were all re-investigating this cold case. It's the murder of Carol Bass, or no, the death, the disappearance, even,

of Carol Baskin's husband, first husband. We don't know what happened to, it was Don, wasn't it? Yeah. We don't know what happened to Don. He may very well still be alive. Well, the thing that, if you haven't seen Tiger King, number one show on Netflix at the moment, he says to his friend, doesn't he, if I can pull this off.

Yeah. He was also a sketchy dude and he was always like popping down to Costa Rica for like these, you know, nondescript, weird, not really business trips. And it'd hide money. So he could have easily just taken off and would never see him again. Or have crossed somebody in a developing nation. Yeah. Yeah.

So since Tiger King is massive all over the world, they are hoping that they'll get some new leads on the cold case. They have commented and said, we are already receiving new tips and we hope to close this cold case soon with the help of the public. Since the documentary came out, we've been receiving six tips a day

related to this case. We're looking into each one thoroughly, but the sheriff did go on to say, if you've seen the series, there's a lot of questions and theories of who was loyal and was someone really there as a spy. So what we're hoping is maybe someone has had a change of heart,

maybe a relationship status has changed, anything that will prompt someone to call with a legitimate piece of evidence. Hmm. Oh, he does need to know. I know, same. Like, if he's out there, just come out and be like, hey, yeah, I was just sick of her or something. But he'll get in trouble, right?

And also, like, let's just dig up the septic tank. Like, what can go... If we all crowdfund, I'll put in a couple of dollars. We'll get her a new one. If he popped up again, could he get in trouble? Because he could just be like, oh, I didn't know you were looking for me. It's not like he faked his own death.

Well, he didn't make any gain from that, did he? Because I don't think so, no. No. So he could just be like, sorry. Or hey, look, the other option is he was smeared in fish oil and eaten by a tiger. I just really need to know. Yeah, if you're like, if people are questioning whether or not you fed your husband to a tiger, you don't tell them how you would have done it.

But then they reckon that can't have happened because there was no... Nah, no evidence. There'd be blood and stuff. That's the whole thing. There's evidence lacking for it. Oh my God, I just need to know. So from what I'm reading here,

it's only if you're like trying to fraudulently gain from faking your death. Right, like life insurance payouts and stuff. Yeah, but he wasn't. And Carol's like got a new husband.

So you don't have to worry about her being like, take me back or whatever. Yeah. That is the latest. For more, go to ZM Online. ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Megan, the podcast. A study has looked into the waste that is produced, the food waste that's produced in New Zealand,

and a lot of people might think that it's supermarkets and food producers that are wasting the food. The study shows that Kiwi households create 10 times more food waste than supermarkets. That's certainly not a problem at the moment because I'm eating all the food. Yes. No food show. One of my favorite things is to be like, what is in the fridge and what can I do with this? You know?

And if I ever had like meat that was in the fridge that I couldn't use because I went out for dinner or whatever, I'd just freeze it and use another day. Interesting you'd say that because the biggest amount of food that was sent straight to the landfill is dairy, 23%. And then 21% is fish and meat. Wow, okay. Although I wouldn't risk I wouldn't risk fish.

Fish is one of those ones if you buy it to use it and sometimes even you open it and you're a bit like yeah. Is that

I was thinking who would throw out meat before they cooked it but maybe they've cooked it and then you forgot to eat it or something? Yeah, it might have been sitting in there in your fridge

for a few days. Still, it's expensive. Yeah. So retail food is 46% is being turned into animal feed and 15% is donated to food rescue charities. So most of the food wastage is happening

in our houses. Yeah, maybe not at the moment. Probably not, no. Although there were photos going around on social of rubbish bins heaving with, because, you know, people went out and they stockpiled, they panicked. So they brought all this food and then they're like, oh, well, I can't eat it now because it's gone off. It's like those people that you see buying tons of bananas.

It's like you've got a real short window there. They're not going to last for a week. Yeah. Unless you're going to make nani cake. Because, you know, the brown bananas. There'd be so much banana cake happening. Yeah. My mum makes these banana bran muffins.

Yeah. And man, it just, it makes you poo. It's so good. How good are bran muffins? So good. So underrated. In fact, I'm going to have a recipe on my mum because I'm doing the weekly supermarket shop on the way home from work today.

Yeah. I'm making some bran muffins. I'll bring some in, you guys. Honestly. Do it. Straight after the show, clear yourself half an hour. They've got to be moist, though. Oh.

I don't want dry bran muffins. You think Christine's got some dry muffins? No, I doubt it. She made, when they popped down, when Anna and Mountie popped down Yeah To mum and dad's place Pre-lockdown

Yeah Mum made them Her cheese muffins Oh Cheese muffins Yeah But they never brought Any back did they

No they didn't bring Any back Right No it's not a scone The scones are dry Okay right This was also A moist bubbly muffin

Right okay We'll get that recipe too I mean Why are we all All of a sudden We're all Gun to leave the house, we're all like, we've got to spend our time making things

that we wouldn't usually eat. And then eating all of it. I know. I know. God, I'm going to buy shares in Jenny Craig. Oh, that would be a fine investment to come out the other side with. Yeah.

ZM's Fletch Warner Megan, the podcast. We're going to go live soon on our live stream, FBMZM on Facebook. And I Vaughan and Megan, the podcast. We're going to go live soon on our live stream, FBMZM on Facebook. And I believe we are going to start the live stream with some of... Get back to baking again. Some of Megan's delicious orange cake that she's brought in. Yeah, did you notice I didn't bring myself a slice? I have not yet had a slice.

Why are you doing this? Because I need to... I'll just watch you guys enjoy it. Stop feeding us. Why are you feeding us? You're fattening us up. Are you sick? I live with a freaking baker. So you had a slice last night? No, I haven't had a slice yet.

What is wrong with you? He bakes all the time. I can't eat everything. ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Megan, the podcast. A doctor was speeding. This is in the US and she was pulled over. Now, she fully expected to get a ticket. She was aware that she was speeding. This is in the US and she was pulled over. Now, she fully expected to get a ticket. She was aware that she was speeding

but she has shared this story on her Facebook page. She is a cardiologist pulled over by a Minnesota State Patrol officer and he said to her, he told her off and said, you would not only take up resources if you were in an accident, but

you would also not be in a position to help other patients. So he was telling her off. Giving her a real dress down. Yeah. And she's not arguing that she should have been speeding or anything like that. But she said he then put his hand in his pocket. She thought he was going to give back her license and write out a ticket. Instead, he put his hand in his pocket and he pulled out five N95 masks.

Those are those masks that have the little, what is that little? It's like a filter. A filter on the front. He gave her back five of those and he said they came from the supply the state had given him for his protection. She said she burst out into tears

just from his generosity. Wrote, he'd said, I'm not going to give you a ticket, but just be aware of what I've told you and put a mask on. Isn't that nice? I'd be like, mate, I'm a doctor, don't need to be condescending to me.

You probably would actually. Thanks. Also knowing that, you know, especially in the States, masks are hard to come by. He just wanted to make sure that she was protected over himself. I just thought that was really sweet. Can I say I'm friends with somebody on Instagram.

Oh, my God. We bonded over Star Wars, but they're a police officer. Oh, okay. And they do highway patrol stuff. Is this an Instagram only friend yeah like have you actually met in real life

no no oh my god you should go on a date like when this is over no no no two grown men who just talk a lot

about Star Wars okay right and he said can you just continue you guys are doing a good job but can you continue

stressing the stay at home there's been two absolutely needless deaths on the road in the last couple of days from people who weren't on essential business. They were just out for a drive to pass the time and driving not so sensibly

either. And Megan, you've noticed that on the quieter roads. I've noticed the two people are driving fast. Yesterday there was someone who was absolutely fanging it on the motorway and going between lanes, not indicating.

Right. And it must have been, I would say about 120. They're just like, no one's on the road. Yeah. I'll drive like a maniac. And not indicate,

just do whatever they want because there's not many people on the road. But if something, yeah, like if they crash, even if it's not into someone else. It's,

yeah, yeah, it's resources and it's time and it's got to be, you know, hospital stuff at the other end. Yeah, just stay at home. We're going to play another round of Bluffel Stuff coming up. We have to give away a set of JBL wireless headphones. Ooh la la.

You just have to tell us who's actually holding the headphones. Yeah, one of us will be holding them, but we're all going to tell you we're holding them, so you've got to work it out. I'm great at this game, by the way. No, you're not. No, you're not. Fantastic at this game.

The Prime Minister is joining us on the show at 10 to 8 this morning. So if you have any questions for us, anything you'd want us to ask the Prime Minister, any burning questions, worries you've got with the whole lockdown thing at the moment, message him through to the studio, 9696. We can chuck a couple of her away. Yeah.

Are you going to ask her about how she handled the Health Minister? Breaching. Breaching the isolation rules by driving to a mountain bike area in his signed written vehicle? Yeah, I don't know. We'll see.

See if it comes up. Gage. I'm just feeling like, you know. You said before, you would. But you know, it would be like if I knew, for example, Mr. Toyboy had been in trouble and then I asked Megan about it. Like, it would

feel like I was I knew what the story was, but I just wanted to spark it up again. Do you know what I mean? You would have said ask me and then you'd absolutely get it. Not in front of everybody. Oh, right. You're going to ask her on the sly

from the DMs. Maybe before we go on air I could be like, how much trouble's here? Alright, we're going to live stream as well right now FBM ZM on Facebook Live. Join us. ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Megan the podcast.

I'm really surprised by this. There has been a spike in extramarital affairs during lockdown. This has come from a website, Illicit Encounters. Right. They have seen an 18% rise from male members and a 12% rise from women. I would love. In the last month.

I would love to see someone like Tinder or Bumble or Happn or whatever, any dating app, release some stats, some usage stats. Because I know people might not necessarily be hooking up, meeting up physically, but I reckon they're bored at home chatting up a storm. And like, there's going to be a spike in divorces because everyone is spending so much time with their spouse and maybe you're realising that it's not fun.

Well, we saw that after the Chinese lockdown, didn't we? The China lockdown. Yeah. Divorce rates instantly up. So obviously they're not meeting up with the people they're cheating with, but they are sending sexy pictures and using FaceTime for dates. It's not a time for sexy pictures. Too much carbohydrates.

Yeah. No, you can do a close-up tight shot. You don't have to include the belly. Oh, really? Okay, but then what about also, like, the people aren't getting to the hairdressers? Yeah, well, that's true. I've just given up pubic maintenance.

Shaving? Right, okay. Oh, pubic maintenance, off the cards. Out the window. There's no need for some pubic maintenance. Off the cards. You don't want to be shaving down there, nick a vein,

and have to go to the emergency services. Take a vital ER. All do our part. All do our part. Avoid risky activities in these times of stretched resources. How are they FaceTiming, though? My house is not big enough for that. You'd be like, who are you talking to?

Yeah, if Andrew just disappeared into the spare room on FaceTime, you'd be like, what are you doing? Where are you going? Yeah, if the doors are open, you'd hear. And if the doors are closed, you'd be like, what are you doing? Yeah, if the doors are open, you'd hear and if the doors are closed, you'd be like, what are you doing? It's so weird.

Unless they went out for a run and then they came back and they weren't sweaty. Oh yeah, okay. Yeah, right. They've just gone to... Well, they might have been sweaty. Sit down here and FaceTime. Depending on how intense

that FaceTime got. Yeah. What about people who are already having affairs? Or what about people, you know, you hear of like people who have got two on the go, two families on the go.

Who do you lock down with? Oh, no, you'd lock down in your cabin between. You'd have to tell both. So you got stuck away from work. Yeah, you'd tell one family that you got stuck away. It's always truck drivers that do that. So they're probably just still working. No, it's all, it's high-flying businessmen.

Yeah. They can get away with it. They're like, oh, I've got to go to. But truck drivers too, because truck drivers are just always on the road. Yeah, right. Yeah. But you're not finding. It happens though.

It happens. It does. I remember we've talked about that before. Yeah. And people here in New Zealand have had that happen. Hey. Multiple families. Yeah.

It was certainly not super rare. One's enough. Oh, I don't know where you'd find the energy. In your time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Spend so much money, I don't know where you'd find the energy. And the time. Yeah. Yeah. Spend so much money on petrol getting between the two of them too. Yeah.

All right. Ten past seven. We've got the Prime Minister on the show with us at ten to eight this morning. And next we have a set of JBL wireless headphones to give away with Bluff or Stuff. One of us will be holding the headphones. You've got to tell us who it is. 0800 dial ZM right now if you would like to play Bluff or Stuff. ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Megan, the podcast.

Bluff or Stuff. Today we have a pair of JBL wireless headphones to give away. These are legit. Now, are these the ones that Sarah emailed everyone about saying, where are those headphones that disappeared off my desk? I asked. Oh, they're not? Did you really not?

Hers were like in-ear ones, right? Were they? Just confirm we're not giving away somebody else's property here. You don't know? Just give them away. Okay. So the idea with Bluff or Suff is we're each going to take a turn telling you about the box that the headphones are in.

The headphones. But only one of us is holding the box. Yeah, you've got to guess correctly which one of us is holding the box to win the prize. Good morning, Lindsay. Hi. How are you today? What are you doing right now? It sounds noisy.

I'm milking the cows. Milking the cows. Yes. Good. Essential service. An early morning essential. Delivering us that milk. Milk them cows. Milk in the cows. Yes, good. Essential service. An early morning essential delivering us that milk. Milk them cows.

Yeah. All right, so, Lindsay. Yeah, and butter. And cream. Cream, yeah, that's another dairy product. And mousse. Cheese. Mousse.

Mousse. Cottage cheese. Cheesecake. Sour cream. Oh. Ricotta. Are we just naming cheese Thank you for everything Just thank you for all this

Is ricotta a cheese made from cow's milk? Yeah Is it? I thought it was like a sheep cheese Feta Oh I don't know That's a goat cheese You lose

You were the first one No you get the wrong No you get the wrong You're a goat You're a goat You're a goat You're a goat You're a goat

You're a goat You're a goat You're a goat You're a goat You're from a dairy farm Alright so Lindsay The box I'll start, Lindsay.

The box is black and it's white and also a little bit orange on the top. Megan, excuse me. All the things you say could be. Now, okay. You can see it from where you are. This is why I have the box in my hand, Lindsay. I can tell you that these headphones have ambient and through-talk technology, JBL signature sound and 40mm drivers.

I wouldn't know that if I was holding the box. Why don't you read something on the box, Megan? He would know that because he's looking at a website, Lindsay. He's looked them up online. Unbelievable. I can tell you it's got built-in Alexa. It says on the box that if you charge it for 15 minutes, they'll last two hours. Oh, don't make things up.

It says it on the box, Fletch. Is that what those symbols meant? Because I'm holding the box and I can see that it just had symbols to indicate that. You can see the symbols from where I'm holding it. She's got you there, Vaughan. She's got you there. Well, can she tell you about the Comfort Fit fabric headband? I don't think so.

I can tell you how to say it in French too. Ah, son textile confortable. Oh, please do not massacre the French language. Makes up. You just made that language up. I don't make up French. The French make up French. What else do you need to know about these things?

What's through talk technology? Great question. I don't know, but it's written on the box. Isn't that you need to know about these things? What's through talk technology? Great question. I don't know, but it's written on the box. Isn't that what Fitch just read off the website? You heard me say through talk technology. Yeah. Ambient aware. Entend.

Talk through. As the French. I don't know why the French are so involved in these headphones. He's talking rubbish. He's talking rubbish. Why don't you shake the French are so involved in these headphones. He's talking rubbish. He's talking rubbish. Why don't you shake the box then, Megan? Wait, Megan's going to shake the box. It doesn't make a sound.

Oh, how convenient. Well, it's all packaged up. Okay, then if you guys know, if you've got the box, let's say the tagline for JBL on the count of three. Wait, on the count of three. Wait, on the count of three. One, two, three. Dead Listen. You're reading that off my box.

I'm not. My eyes are nowhere near your box. Oh, my gosh. This is my box. Well, Lindsay, you now have to eliminate one of us. Eliminate? Yeah. Lindsay, before you do it, I'd like to tell you this is certified European.

Oh, my God. this is certified European. Oh my God, everything is certified European. You just saw the CE when I held it up. What about the fact that it's got a three and a half mil headphone jack? I said that. He read that off the website. Lindsay, you must eliminate one of us now. Which?

Because she knew you were reading it off the website. Okay, Lindsay, you are correct. I was not holding the box. Now, Lindsay, you have a 50-50 chance here of winning these JBL headphones. Who is holding the box in Bluff or Stuff? Go on. Lindsay, you biatch. Bingo!

That was correct. Yay! You win the... Oh my god. You're holding them the whole time and you don't know what they are. And he wasn't even talking much. Or as the French say, No, that was Spanish.

Oh, God. Google et Amazon Alexa. Fantastic. Well, congratulations. JBL got a free plug for this, didn't they? Because we just found this in the prize cupboard. Yeah. Congratulations, Lindsay.

We have no idea when those will go out to you. Whenever the post starts working again. Well, the post is working. Yeah, it is. But I don't know if our end of sending is working. It's not essential. So we'll hold off on that, Lindsay. You'll get them in a month or two.

Congratulations. Thank you so much, guys. We'll make you get back to the moomoos. Yeah. Yes. How are the girls? How's production going? You drawing many off?

You on once a day yet? Are you autumn carvers? What's the deal? Yeah, well,? You're drawing many off. You're on once a day yet, or are you autumn carvers? What's the deal? Yeah, well, we're twice a day here. Yeah. But production's not going that great, but we're getting along. We're getting along. What are you feeding?

What's your supplement? We just... Wait, silage? You got silage? Yeah, we got silage. We just left the turnips in, yeah, silage and grass. Yeah. Great for the turnips. Are the farmers enjoying the spanta We just left the turnips in, yeah, silage and grass. Yeah. Great for the turnips. Are other farmers enjoying this banter or?

Well, turnips, you held on to those turnips for a while. Good on you. Dad was into the turnips back in January. Lindsay, thank you. I'm just going to. No, don't answer that. I don't. You grow turnips and they grow really easy.

You just need a million turnips. No, so you just have, they walk in and they bite the leaf and they pull it up out of the ground and they eat the whole thing. I love it. Why don't you do carrots? Their poo-poo stinks, though. Harder because you've got to sow carrots. Two months you don't.

You could probably do carrots. Okay, interesting. Semi-interesting. Next. Barely interesting. You could have lived without it is what you're saying. I could have. I could have. Next, there is apparently a key to not gaining weight in lockdown.

I'll tell you what it is. Is it hiding all the biscuits from myself? That too. There's a trick to avoiding. This is funny given that you guys are just eating cake right now. Well, Megan, you made us cake. You're feeding us. It's orange cake with filo pastry.

Holy mackerel. Yeah, because we made hot cross buns on my Instagram, and everyone's like, where are we going to find five cups of flour? So this cake doesn't involve any flour, just filo pastry. Still on my gram. When does Mr. Toyboy's bacon gram kick off? Like he should just do this. It's on my gram.

No, but he should set his own gram. He should leave you behind and do his own gram. Ouch. Toy Boys treats. Yeah. Toy Boys nommies. Yes. Ouch.

I'm there for moral support and taste testing. There is a trick anyway to not gaining weight during lockdown. Is it breaking up our friendship? Because you keep feeding us? So an expert has said taking up jigsaws will stop hunger pangs and to eat lots of protein as well. Every time I take a bite of this, I'm like, it won't be as good as the last bite.

And it is. And it's even better. So protein, is there protein in cake? Because there's eggs in cake. Yeah. Bingo. I mean, they're probably talking about like more pure source of protein. The denseness of this Nommies is incredible.

But doing a jigsaw because you're concentrating so hard on what you're doing, you're not going to get hunger pangs or something. You should know this. You've done a Waz jig. I'm doing a Waz jig. I'm doing a WOS jig. Number 30 in the WOS jig family. Are they numbered? I'll just wipe cake out of my pants.

Make myself more presentable. Yeah, I don't know how many WOS jigs there are. How many WOS jigs are there? Because there's obviously at least 30. It's really hard. But do you find that if you're doing a Woz Jig or a puzzle,

you are forgetting about eating? No. Because I'm pretty sure the other day when we were FaceTiming, weren't you eating chips and doing a Woz Jig? Correct. Yeah. Yeah. So that puts that out the window, that theory, Megan.

Well, did you get the chips before you started? Did you have pre-prepared snacks? I think I took a frustrated break and went and got chips. Oh, right. I was like, ah! It does throw that out the window. I don't even know what they're looking at. Because if you've not ever done a Wiles jig,

it's a jigsaw puzzle except there's no visual clue. Right. You just look at it from the... No way. There's a picture on the box, but that's not what the puzzle is. It's somebody's in that picture. It's their point of view.

So often it's looking back at what you... So you can see just a teeny tiny bit. But I had a couple of real great breakthroughs yesterday. Well, that's good news. Really knuckled down yesterday, Sharae and I were. The worst part about it is we've got it on the floor, so we're like, you have to crawl around the whole time. It's like bear crawls. That's a gym workout. Oh, yeah, it is we've got it on the floor, so we're like, you have to crawl around the whole time. It's like bear crawls.

That's a gym workout. Oh, yeah, it is, yeah. No, because it's just bad for your neck because you're crawling around all over the floor. Do it in a plank position. Like reach out with one arm up and be like, I found the plank, and then fall into the was jig and ruin it all. Yeah.

But no, was jigs are very, I don't think I'll do another one. This will be enough for me. One was jig, thank all. Yeah. But no, Wozjigs are very, I don't think I'll do another one. This will be enough for me. One Wozjig, thank God. Yeah. All right. But a great way if you like, way,

it takes way longer than an ordinary puzzle. Right. Megan, you've got the latest. Something for the Tiger King addicted, Joe Exotic's fourth husband has spoken out.

Fourth husband? God, I love this show. It's so great. He had two at once, so he's already halfway there. ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Megan,

the podcast, the latest. Joe Exotic's fourth husband, because we're talking about Tiger King on Netflix, his fourth husband,

Dylan Passage, we met Dylan at the end of the series. Yeah. He has caught up with Andy Cohen. They talked about everything. But specifically, Dylan said the Tigers were part of Joe Exotic's allure.

Oh, 100%. I mean, I was in a really bad place in my life when I met Joe, you know. Why? What was happening? What was happening? I was just, I was going through a lot of things. Um, I was an addict. Um, and, and being around the animals kind of like gave me a purpose. You know, I felt like, I felt like I was actually doing something with my life and it like brought me out of my depression. And, you know, it was just, it was

like a, my own little rehab. He actually sounds like a really nice guy. And I felt like the interview was a bit inappropriate at times because they literally asked him if the Tigers were in the bedroom while they... Oh, really? Yeah. And he was like, really, Andy? Like, he was quite offended. I was like, as you would be.

But he did go on, they asked him what he thought of the documentary. The producers, they put the story together very, very well, I think. They stayed true to the entire storyline. And I even learned a lot of things that I didn't know, like about Carol and Joe's feud

because I tried to stay out of his business. It wasn't my place, you know, I wasn't necessarily involved. He's quite positive, you know, like where everyone else in the documentary is like, no, this is salacious, this is BS. And he's just, because you can hear the birds in the background, he's lying on a hammock in his yard in Florida, in the sun, in lockdown. Well, no, Florida is one of the states that haven't done anything.

Oh, he said he's in lockdown. Oh, really? Oh, good. Well, it's all up to the individual, is it? Yeah. That was the latest. For more, go to ZM Online. Alright, joining us on the show soon are the Prime Minister, Jacinda Ardern, about 10 to 8 this morning. Yeah, we've got some questions

to put to her. You can text message those in 9696. We'll ask some of the questions sent in. But next an announcement about something happening next Thursday. ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Megan, the podcast's Fletch, Vaughan and Megan, the podcast. Fletch, Vaughan and Megan's long weekend group

toot. I'm waiting for it. That group toot, I want it. Well, we are a week away from Easter. Yep. Not that it really matters because most of us are going to be off and at home anyway. And February 6th, 2020 this year, Waitangi Day, was a Thursday.

Yeah. So it wasn't officially a long weekend. There's been long weekends that have been regional long weekends. But this year we haven't had a nationwide long weekend group tour. In fact, our last one would have been Labor Weekend in October 2019. And what a different world we were living in. Yeah. Yeah. wasn't it? Taking it all for granted, weren't we?

So we thought next Thursday is the day before Easter. It is a long weekend, even though we're still on lockdown. Yeah. We're not leaving our houses for unnecessary reasons. And we thought, how can you do the long weekend group two, which is usually on the road amongst other cars, how can you do it? Well, you just can't at the moment

because there are no cars on the road. And if there are, there's no one around you, really. And we definitely don't want to be encouraging people to do non-essential travel. No, usually it's in crawling traffic. So it's a much slower game. But we also didn't want to cancel this because I think we've had enough cancellations in life at the moment.

Everything's been cancelled or postponed or put on hold. Yep. So we thought, how can it work in the modern environment? In the hand that we've been dealt, how can we make the best of it? And we thought, do people ever need to leave their driveways? Your car probably, maybe your car hasn't been driven for a little while. It's battery could be going flat, by the way. That's just a little warning.

Like your battery. It started this morning. Oh, weird. My car started this morning. Did you take it for a drive yesterday? Nah. Even after that chat about recharging your ultimate. Yeah, I was just like,

I'll just do the other car for a while. Okay. But then it started this morning. Oh, weird. How peculiar. So, we thought you don't need to leave your driveway. People are getting to know their neighbours from a safe distance. Yeah.

Physical distancing, but not social distancing. We thought next Thursday, why don't we at eight o'clock, everyone drives the car to the end of the driveway and we do the long weekend group in different suburbs. Well, you might not even need to drive it to the end of the driveway. Just put it in your driveway. Or just pull it out of the garage and we do the long weekend group toot in different suburbs. Well, you might not even need to drive it to the end of the driveway. Just put it in your driveway. Or just pull it out

of the garage. Yeah. Maybe you don't have a garage. Maybe your garage is full of all that sports equipment that you never use or a project that you should get around to

and even though you've had weeks stuck at home you still haven't got around to it. Yeah. So pull your car into your driveway and next weekend we want to do the long weekend

driveway group toot. Do you think this is going to work? I think we're going to wake some people up. True, but it's 8 o'clock. You should be getting out of bed and starting your routine. Once they've woken up and after that they can just go back to bed. If you live next to a nurse or a doctor or anybody that's doing shift work, maybe this isn't for you because we'll let them sleep.

They're good people. They're essential services and they need their sleep. But if you live in an area where you think you could get this going, we'll do the Long Weekend Group 2 driveway edition next Thursday, 8 o'clock. Do join us. I think we need this fun in our lives. We need a bit of fun. We need a little summer.

In this crazy lockdown world. All right. We've got the Prime Minister on the phone with us. So if you have a question that you would like us to ask her, fire them through. You can text 9696. Or if you're on our Facebook live chat, FVMZM,

leave a question in the comments. ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Megan. The podcast. We were just looking at the phone lines. One of the phone lines was active and we all paused to see if it was going to be titled Jacinda Ardern. Let's cross now to executive

intern in the producers booth who's just got her headphones tangled in her ear. Good morning, Anya. How are we looking for the Prime Minister? Well, as you can see, not great. Because you know what happened last week? I had to play a Lizzo song. As soon as we started playing a Lizzo song.

Should we just do that again? There has to be allowances made. She's a very busy woman. There's a new book about Jacinda out this week. Right. By Madeline Chapman. It's called Jacinda Ardern, A New Type of Leader. Was this like done with Jacinda? I think it was more with people around the story of.

Ah. Yeah, you can read it. Yeah, right. I mean, Madeline gets to release her book and then now I can go to a bookstore and buy it and you can't buy them online at the moment. I believe now the Prime Minister is calling through and we're just waiting there. Hello?

Hello. Oh, hello. There we go. Good morning, Prime Minister. That was a jarring entry. Good morning, everyone. Yeah. If we're honest, he was mid-stretch.

I mean... I thought you'd picked up the phone and I thought I was going to hear ringing. Yeah, right, okay. But it wasn't. It was one of those confusing things. You ever do that, Prime Minister? You, like, ring your mum,

but she answers before it actually rings? No, because my mum keeps her phone at the bottom of her handbag, so it's at least, you know, at least 20 rings. And does she turn it off to save battery? No, no, she doesn't do that, but it's always a struggle. Never knows where the phone is. My mum just doesn't take it with her.

Yeah. I went to town, I just didn't want to take it with me. I was like, why would you have it? Anyway. And when you say go to town, when you're talking about your mum, that's a 30 minute drive away. That's a fair bit away, yeah. She doesn't like going.

And at the moment, I haven't talked to her, but she was going to the supermarket yesterday. She was going to New World, Morrinsville, New World. And she had heard the queue was out by the stockyards. To be fair,

the stockyard is right next door. I know. When she said it, I was like, out to the stockyards. Mum, that's just out into the car park. She's fair, the stockyard is right next to where I'm at. I know. When she said it, I was like, out to the stockyards. Well, that's just out into the car park. She's like, I know. Yeah, that is the car park. Can you believe it?

I said, well, yeah, I've been to a supermarket. The line was long too. I can believe it. Most people would think when you hear that, that that's kilometres away. No, literally. You're never far from the stockyard. No. You can always smell a stockyard.

What are we now? Nine days into lockdown? You're never far from the stockyard. No, you can always smell a stockyard. What are we now? Nine days into lockdown? Well, we started technically midnight Wednesday last week. So, yeah, it depends where you're counting from. But for most people, a heck of a long time is the measure that it will be for most people. What does your bubble look like? Because you're doing press conferences and stuff,

but outside of that, are most of your meetings all online? There's not a lot of personal interaction? Yeah, they are. So my bubble in my home is Clark Neve and my parents. So my parents are here as well. And then I've just got a small handful of people

that are around me to help run the country. So I commute literally 500 metres I walk between Premier House and the Beehive and that's my bubble really. So yes, I'm in the Beehive just because I've got to go downstairs and do press conferences most days. But our press gallery, they're peered right back. They're all spaced. You can't see them, but they're all spaced out two metres between them.

And they ask questions on behalf of other people because there's fewer people there now. Right. We asked people for questions for you this morning. A lot of them coming through wanting to know how you're doing personally and are you getting enough downtime? Because people are seeing you every day and I guess they're a little worried for you. That's most kind. I'm not getting

a lot, but people don't need to worry about that because I think probably over time I've built up a quite high tolerance for long days and lots of serious. So people don't worry. I'm pretty tough. But that's really kind. Thank you. I have a question which is a little bit selfish as well. Someone texted in commercial tenants with regards to rent.

So there's people that are operating and they're still required to pay their lease payments, but obviously there's no money coming in. Yeah. And so this is a knock-on, isn't it? It becomes a house of cards. And so we're worried about that for people's housing as well. So because the banks have offered mortgage holidays,

so they're not wiping off debt, they're just holding it over. For those landlords, that's something that applies to them, and we're really hoping that they can then pass on that compassion to any of their tenants who have found themselves either reduced hours or out of work, for instance. For commercial landlords, we have been looking at what we can do to try and encourage that same kind of compassion in those situations. But for businesses where that's an issue, first port of call is the banks. The banks are there ready and willing

and able to support with hardship. And so just don't let it become too much. Go and talk to your bank nice and early and that's our message for all those businesses. With the COVID-19 website, we can report people that we're seeing in breach of, you know, the mass gathering rules or being where they shouldn't be.

But that's also a place where, because when we asked if anybody had any questions, somebody said that they are being asked to work four days a week, but only getting paid for three. Oh no, that's not allowed. No, I know. That is not allowed. So they can make an anonymous, well not an anonymous, because they'd obviously want this to be dealt with, but they can make reports on that website as well, can't they? Because they're a bit confused as to what that website was for.

Yeah, well, actually, the people that, they can go direct to the source. The people that inspect those or deal with those issues, that's our labour inspectorate. And they actually exist all the time. They're there to make sure that people get paid at least the minimum wage, that they're not being exploited and so on.

So they have a role to play here as well. And so if you just go to Google Labour inspector, then the details for that should come up. But equally, just drop your local MP a line. They can advocate as well and go and deal with the issue. But that is totally not, you cannot be paid for less than what you are actually working. What we're dealing with the wage subsidy is people not working at the moment.

And so because people aren't working, businesses aren't earning the money they usually would to pay wages, which is why we're using the wage subsidy. Right. Another question, a few people have messaged this and it is a little way off, but the 1st of June is always a massive day for...

Oh, Gypsy Day. day for Gypsy Day. Yeah, Gypsy Day. Farming communities, everybody, that's the day if you don't know that farmers kind of agreed upon

that that's when you'll switch farms. Right. Yeah, when everyone moves. Yeah, everyone moves. Now, what do you mean switch farms? It's like a TV show,

Wife Swap. No, it's if you buy a farm the first of June is always your day that you leave your farm and move to your new farm. Or she milkers move around. Yeah, it's like the end of the farming always your day that you leave your farm and move to your new farm. Or sheermilkers move around. Yeah, so the end of the farming contract and stuff.

Oh, wow, okay. Now, with... I had to explain this to someone the other day as well. They really got excited by gypsies, mate. Just gives it an extra edge that people... Yeah, yeah. Right. It's not actual gypsies. It's gypsy day.

But with that, sort of, that's going to... If we're still in a form of lockdown or social distancing, physical distancing at that stage, how's something like that going to be dealt with? Good question. We're already thinking that through. And you know what I'm heartened by. So we're already thinking about different, depending on where we're at those different levels, how can we manage that big move in our rural community? So we're working on that now. I'm pretty confident we'll find a way to make that work though

because we manage Gypsy Day through M-VoVS. And so that was hard as well. People forget that we had that major biosecurity incursion a couple of years ago when M-VoVS came and we're still tackling that and doing quite well actually. We might be the first country in the world to eradicate mycoplasma bovis, which will be amazing. So we managed Gypsy Day through that.

So I absolutely feel confident we'll be able to do it through this global pandemic. Right. And last question, are you taking David Clark's mountain bike away from him? Yes. Are you doing that thing where you're thing where my parents used to put it in the ceiling in the garage if we got our bikes taken off us

and we couldn't get it down? How was that phone call? Did you go off for them or were you just... We were trying to decide if you yelled at them or if you were just disappointed. I think probably people wouldn't tell by the way that I operate what it feels like to get a telling off from me, probably. Before you were Prime Minister,

we used to talk a lot about that TV show, The Thick of It. It felt a lot like a The Thick of It moment, I'm going to be totally honest with you. Yeah. Yes. Okay. I'm giving everyone the charity of my silence. No, but that speaks volumes.

Oh, my God, ouch. I'm giving everyone the charity of my silence could be the best telling off I've ever heard in my entire life. Wow, brilliant. Oh, so good. Just quickly as well, a lot of questions about a label. Yeah, people wanted to know what shirt you were wearing yesterday, where it was from.

Oh, you know me. It was Juliet Hogan, keeping it local. There you go. Fantastic. As always, thank you so much. Everyone's really wanting to say thank you for how you're getting us through this and everyone's very concerned for your well-being. They're saying you look after us, so we want to look after you.

It's very kind. Thank you, everyone. I really appreciate that. But fear not, L'Oreal Ardun is in my bubble. So I've got more bliss balls stocked up at my office than you can imagine. Is your dad still kind of like, when you said before the charitable science, it reminded me, your dad was always quite an intimidating character. You're saying that because he's a policeman. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That was part of it. Do you have run-ins? No, no, I never had personal run-ins, but everybody knew he wasn't to be tangoed with. Brilliant. Prime Minister, thank you for taking the time to talk to us. Be safe. Thank you so much.

Thanks a lot. Look after yourselves, guys. Talk soon. ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Megan, the podcast. We're going to have a chat to a professional hairdresser. Lots of people are worried about not getting haircuts in isolation. Do you know, I've been hit up by two of my mates asking for blade head shaving tips. And one of my mates, or friend of the show, Nay, just shaved his head yesterday.

Lots of guys are shaving their heads. People are just like, well, I don't know what to do. Rather than letting their hair grow long. Yeah. All right. Well, a professional hairdresser is going to give us some tips on home haircuts.

Also coming up, a brand new feature called Fridge Bingo. And you can play, you've just got to have a fridge. It's coming up. Friday Flashback. It's,

I'll tell you what, originally I planned to play one week by the Bare Naked Ladies for Friday Flashback. To celebrate? Because it had been one week. One week in lockdown. One week since you looked at me. I think you should still have played that song.

Really? Maybe we could end the show with that. That could be an idea. I'll be down for that. Yeah, let's do that. I'll be down for that. Yeah, let's do that. I'd be down for that. Okay, great. Yeah.

Oh, but then Ross will want to video chat with us about it. We want to video chat with us about that. It's a banger. What? To say congratulations on playing a banger. Yeah, but I don't need that either. Don't worry about it. I don't need good or bad.

I just want to go home. All right. I'll take the good. But then last night I changed. Going to play this Friday flashback. The year was 2003 when this came home. You want nothing. All right. I'll take the good. But then last night I changed. Going to play this Friday flashback. The year was 2003 when this came out. Look at this. I've got the logos on the live stream.

Nothing surprised me on the live stream anymore. Mountie. Mountie. So professional, Mountie. You're just doing an amazing job. Doing a great job. Ross is on the live stream. He commented.

Do you see that? Do you see that? Do you see that? No. What did he say? I can't actually read it verbatim. Play effing one week. Yeah, we'll do that later. you see that? No. What did he say? I can't actually read it verbatim. Play F-ing one week. Yeah, we'll do that later.

Yeah, we'll do it later. We are also going to do it later. We've got something else to play though now because there's been tragedy. Yeah. This popped up and I was like, oh my gosh. This is COVID-19, right? Yeah. The co-founder of this band passed away yesterday at the age of 52 from

COVID-19. So he was in this band and youfounder of this band passed away yesterday at the age of 52 from COVID-19. So he was in this band, and you would say this band was a one-hit wonder, even though they had a few albums. Yeah. But he had a whole lot of other things, other achievements under his belt as well. He wrote for Sesame Street. He wrote musical songs for Sesame Street, musical numbers. He did various songs for the Colbert Report and Stephen Colbert as well.

I saw Stephen Colbert tweeted, actually. Yeah, and this song here from a movie. Do you know this? Can you put up my line? Yeah. Do you remember the 1997 movie, That Thing You Do, about a band. And Tom Hanks was like the band manager. Right.

This is also a jam. He wrote this. But the song we're playing today from the singer and co-founder of Fountains of Wayne, Adam Schlesinger, who died at the age of 52 from COVID-19 complications, is Stacey's mom. Featuring her very own Rachel Hunter. Yeah. Who's in India. So unfortunately she couldn't join us on the show to introduce the song.

All right, ZM. has got it going on. Stacey's mom has got it going on. Stacey's mom has got it going on. Stacey, can I come over after school? After school. We can hang around by the pool.

Hang by the pool. Did your mom get back from her business trip? Is she there or is she trying to give me the slip? You know I'm not the little boy that I used to be I'm all grown up now, baby, can't you see? Stacey's mom has got it going on She's all I want and I've waited for so long Stacey, can't you see? You're just not the girl for me I know it might be wrong, But I'm in love with Stacey Stacey's mom

Has got it going on Well, Sadam, Fleets, Morn and Megan, it's your Friday flashback because sadly, the guy from Founders of Wayne, one of the founding members, has died.

He was the bassist. He also was a co-founding member and a singer and he wrote that. That was his song. He wrote that one. That was their biggest song. He also was a co-founding member and a singer. And he wrote that. That was his song. He wrote that one. That was their biggest song. He'd done a bunch of other stuff.

People from the music community coming out saying a very sad loss. That's, it's, is it weird that it takes, and I'm not even saying he had a huge profile, but there's been a few people die in America with a profile, like the dialect coach who, I think it's Andrew Jack. He's worked with movies. He's worked in Star Wars. He's worked in Lord of the Rings.

Apparently, he did a Lord of the Rings movie. He taught Elijah Wood the right inflection to put across the Britishy Hobbit. So he worked with people on how to nail the accents. He's worked with Carl Urbano, I believe, for The Boys, the Amazon show, and he passed away as well, which has made it really real for people that are their fans, whereas before... Yeah.

Well, sadly, it's going to happen more and more. It seems like it, but sadly. But, yeah, that's the reason we played Fountains of Wayne today for Friday Flashback. Flash for the Megans, Fridge Bingo. It's a brand new game as we're all in isolation with our fridge. I go to my fridge a lot these days. Yeah, we're like, what up, fridge?

And it is our first time playing Fridge Bingo. Good morning, Sophie. Good morning. Welcome to Fridge Bingo. Hi. Good to be here. Good to be here. Okay, now, is your fridge fully stocked?

Are we excited about Fridge Bingo? Very excited. Pretty stocked. Okay, pretty stocked. Sophie, are you still in your jammies? Yes. Good. Good, I like it.

Okay, good. Now, Sophie, you will be playing Fridge Bingo? Yes. Good. Good, I like it. Okay, good. Now, Sophie, you will be playing fridge bingo this morning against Laura. Good morning, Laura. Hi, guys. How's it going? Now, have you got a fridge all stocked up and ready to go? Yeah, it's pretty stocked. The groceries haven't been done since the weekend, but that's all right.

Oh, okay. Okay, okay. It's all pretty full. There's a few of us living here. Okay, right. So I think what we're going to do is we're going to list out things, items that might be in your fridge. If an item is in your fridge, you are going to need to, I guess,

identify that you do have that item with a noise. And it'll be the first one to get three items and yell out fridge bingo. Fridge bingo wins. Fridge bingo. Okay. Okay. Okay, so Sophie, you do a ding. If we call out something, give us a ding. Ding.

Oh, that's so good. That's really good. Laura, give us a dong. Dong. They went for the same pitch. More of a dong or a different pitch. Dong, like a lower dong. Dong.

There we go. Good, good, good. Just to Sophie Ding, Laura Dong. Sophie Dong, Laura Ding. Okay, good. No, no, no, no. Other way around. Other way around.

Sophie is Ding. Laura's Dong. Oh, my God. How did you stuff that up? I panicked. I panicked. Okay, this is our first fridge bingo. I'm panicking.

Okay. All right. Now, Vaughn our first fridge bingo. I'm panicking. Okay. All right, now Vaughn is going to read out an item in your fridge. Oh, yeah, we should have had a ball sound effect.

We should have the items on a ball on our bingo machine. Stop and appreciate this ball machine. It's really good.

Oh, thank you. Do it again. Yeah, right. Great. I was going to look up bingo ball machine sound effect, but I didn't have time. Okay, so first ball out, corn. Corn. Dong. Laura's got some corn.

Whole kernel corn or a can of corn? No, it's a cob of corn. A fresh cob. Half eaten. Half eaten. Wait, well, you cooked it and put it back. Yeah, like, because if you have a whole, if you've got a whole sweet corn and you only eat half per meal.

Oh, you snapped it in half and cooked the other half. Oh, God. Wait, so you boiled the whole cob of corn but only ate half of it and now it's sitting in there. Half eaten. Manky half eaten, half there and yet to be eaten in cold cooked corn there. Yuck. Yuck, Laura.

You're a yuckster. That is yuck. Okay, next item. Laura won. Okay. You're a yuckster. That is yuck. Okay, next item. Laura won. Okay. An open tin of something. Ding dong. Ding and dong.

Sophie, what's your open tin of? We have an open tin of carnation, creamy evaporated milk. Oh, do you dip your finger in that for a noise? No, it's not condensed milk. It's not sweetened condensed milk. Oh, wasn't it? You put evaporated milk in coffee. Yeah, yeah, but it's not sweetened condensed milk.

God, I got really excited. I thought it was condensed milk. No. Okay. What's your half-open, your open, half-eaten tin, Laura? Kidney beans. Kidney beans! Oh, yeah! Laura!

So you've got a gross half-eaten. You're actually a psychopath. Yeah. You've got a half-eaten cob of corn, an open tin of kidney beans. Yeah! We like these freaking. Oh, okay.

Oh, yeah, they are good in nachos or a Mexican burrito. I'll give you that. All right, Sophie, one, Laura, two. This is your game, Laura, if you can get this one. Aioli. Ding dong. Ding dong. Oh, wow.

So both have aioli in the fridge, but Laura, you take out our very first round of fridge bingo. Laura's got some gross manky vegan aioli that's half-open with a crusty rim or something. No, no, actually, this is quite a good... We've got 2.2kg of burger fuel aioli. What is wrong with you? You've got 2kgs of aioli that you've lifted from Burger King. Burger fuel.

Burger fuel. We didn't steal it, we promise. But, yeah, we do. We've got a lot of jars of aioli in our fridge right now. I'm picturing your fridge. Can you just send us a picture of it? Yeah, we're going to need a picture of your manky fridge, Laura. But congratulations.

I was going to accuse you of lying, but you've literally, like, nothing surprises me about you anymore, Laura. Congratulations. The first winner of Fridge Bingo. And if you would like to play Fridge Bingo, I'm sure this will be back again next week. I'm loving this. Weird insight.

We've got a couple of work on, so I think we can... I found a bingo ball sound effect. I like yours better. Thank you. That's a little something I whipped up. All right, next on the show, we've got a professional hairdresser joining us because people are starting to panic. They can't cut their hair in isolation. We're going to get some tips for home haircuts.

It's like when mum gave you a bowl cut. Nice work, mum. ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Megan, the podcast. We are in isolation, and while there is a lot of essential services still working, hairdressers are not one of them. Did you see what happened in Australia with the whole hairdresser thing? Yeah. Like last week they were like, isolate, isolate, keep away from people.

You can go to the hairdresser for 30 minutes. And then everyone was like, that defeats the purpose. They're going to be right up in your grill breathing on you. Good point. Don't go to the hairdresser. Australia is full of all these weird things. It's like, and now if they're not in your bubble, but you're missing your partner, you can go and see them too.

This is Australia speaking, not us. This is not in New Zealand. No, if you choose not to isolate with a person, then you've made a good move. That's it. FaceTime them and that's it. But yeah, a lot of people stuck in isolation and the hair is growing. Yeah. And of course, some people go to the hairdresser

quite a lot. Like Mr. Toy, how often does Mr. Toy Boy? He goes every fortnight and so he's already in need of a haircut. He needs a fresh fade. Fresh fade, yeah.

And I said, I'll do it. He said, I would rather just let it grow than let you have my touch. You're weird. How often would you get that touch up? Because it's getting a bit bushy.

No, I'm growing it out. My mum told me to tell you you need to cut it because you look scruffy. She said you can tell him I said he looks scruffy. And you tell your mum to piss off. I'm not going to tell her. She scares me. Because you blade shave your head as well, eh? I've had two friends this week ask me for tips.

Because they're just like, I'm shaving my head. Good Lord. But they're going straight for a blade. Do they know the deal? Because this is the thing. These rookies, these amateurs getting into the head shaving. You've got to clipper it as short as you can first before you blade shave it.

But they would rather shave it off than just let it grow longer. It's awesome too because they're learning that a shaved head is not a look everybody can carry. Yeah. That's true. That's true. But we thought we would give you some tips because... Not us.

A professional. No, heck no. We've got on board a professional hairdresser, Kylie from Glamour Hair Boutique. Good morning, Kylie. Good morning. How are you doing? Good.

Now, are you seeing people starting to cut their own hair on Instagram and Facebook and is it worrying you? Absolutely. I've had many requests on tips of what to do with the grown-out fringe, what to do with the husband here, asking to do videos of showing them how to do it. I was going to say, this is your time to do a YouTube tutorial. You can do this.

Yeah, I mean, that would be a great idea. But as I was just thinking about it before, about tips and tricks, you know, it takes us a good 45 minutes to an hour or 30 to 40 for a guy. So if you really want to cut your own hair, you best be committed. You're going to have so many mistakes to fix up when we come out. I'm so sure. Yes, it's going to be quite an interesting few weeks when we get back

into the salon. You'll have to book out some bigger appointments too because people will have more hair to cut back. Yeah, absolutely. And the amount of colour work that we're going to be doing

is just going to be really, really awesome, really. I mean, it's going to be great for the industry. Kylie, I have a balayage and I did think about just going to get like a box colour

and like... No! Yes, girlfriend. Did you get the streak? Oh my God. Do you know what? I'm all about giving it a go to cut your hair

but absolutely stay away. Stay away. Say no to the box dye. Okay. So this doesn't come in a box. It comes in a big plastic jug and you hear a product called Ginola.

My wife's balayage is starting to fade. I was just thinking of dipping it in some Ginola. No. I believe that's the French call it. That's a no-no. No, it's a balayage. That is a no-no. Absolutely not.

In the 90s, every Tom, Dick, Harry, Henriette and Tom Etta were dipping their hair in bleach. Were we? Lemon juice. Get out with that lemon juice. Oh, my God.

Sonnen. Sonnen. But did you guys ever have, like, mum haircuts? Yeah. Yeah. We had mum haircuts all the time, so we're just going back to the mum haircuts of the 90s. Absolutely. And the 80s.

Sellotape the fringe down and just give it a good snip. What? Sellotape the fringe down? Does that work? Absolutely. Sellotape the fringe down and just give it a good snip. What? Sellotape the fringe down? Does that work? Absolutely. But not necessarily. Okay, so what tips could you give us? Should we start with the guys first?

Yeah. For girlfriends who want to have a go at cutting their guys hair first. Yeah, I say just go for it. I don't know if you need any tips. Just see what happens. Right. Sharp scissors, though? Yeah, absolutely say just go for it. I don't know if you need any tips. Just see what happens. Right. Sharp scissors, though? Yeah, absolutely sharp scissors.

I mean, that's probably the biggest thing that's going to come out of this is people using kitchen scissors. It's like cutting a rope with a hacksaw. It's the end of the hair is just going to fray. It's going to be dry. Oh, my God, split ends. It's going to be fluffy. Yeah, it'll be a massive increase in split ends.

How do we make sure it's even? You know you do that thing where you run your fingers, you put your fingers, hairdressers put their fingers. Yeah, you can get out with a tape measure. Yeah, okay. Oh, God. Yeah, okay, so really your tip is just have a go. Yes.

Okay, yeah, right. We'll fix it up later. It's fine. Yeah, okay. So really your tip is just have a go. Yes. Okay, yeah, right. We'll fix it up later. It's fine. It's fine. As long as your mental health is not attached to this, then I say go for it because it's a long time in lockdown if you end up with the number one all over. What about females here?

If you're just trimming off the split ends, can you just comb it straight when it's wet and then just snip? As long as you've got really, really super sharp scissors, as I say, or when it's dry, it'll be so fluffy. Do you remember the TV show Rugrats? Remember Angelica's doll Cynthia that she carried around? I'm imagining there's going to be lots of females with Cynthia hairdos if they try to do it too much themselves.

All right, well, there we go. Have a go. Sharp scissors. Really the big tip there. Kylie from Glamour Hair Boutique, thank you so much. And I'm sure a lot of people will be booking in after this isolation to fix whatever mistakes they make. Sounds fantastic.

ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Megan, the podcast. It's time now for... Fact of the Day, Day, Day, Day, Day. Today's Fact of the Day is about Zoom. Everyone's using Zoom. We've got a meeting, a staff meeting on Zoom. Yep. It provides a remote conferencing service that combines video conferencing,

online meetings, chat, and mobile collaboration. Is this this one that Ross is on when he can screen share or is that Teams? That was Teams, I think. That's Teams. Yeah, but Zoom, the government were using that yesterday. They were having a meeting and that was all being shared. Well, today's fact of the day about Zoom is about the founder of Zoom, Eric Wan.

And today's fact of the day is he moved to the US in the mid-90s after obtaining a visa on the ninth try. It took him nine attempts as a... By the way, when he did it, he had a Bachelor's and Master's degree in Applied Mathematics and Computer Science from the

Shandong University of Science and Technology, but found it very hard to become a US citizen. When he got in, he pretty quickly became the vice president of engineering for Cisco, not the thong song guy. He had a different vice president of engineering. But imagine if you did think you were getting a job at Cisco, the phone conferencing people,

and then you turn up and lo and behold, it's Cisco. Let me see that thong. You're like, that is an inappropriate thing to say to a new employee. I'll see you in HR. Yeah. So he got this started,

Zoom. Yeah. And I've just been reading about Zoom. I would have had no idea. So in 2014, it had 10 million users. What? I'd never heard of it. No, no, never heard of it.

Wow. But I guess we also don't do a lot of... Work. Let's see there. Oh, yeah, no. Especially in this climate. Conferencing. So much.

So much work. Yeah. In 2017, it floated. No, 2019 floated. No, 2019, sorry. It publicly listed itself. It went on the stock market and it was valued at under $16 billion by the end of it. The first day.

What's it valued at now? I can't find a up-to-date valuation. But given that me, Joe Public, had never heard of it and now cannot escape it, I'm imagining it's gone beyond the business sector, right? And people are using it for... The shares are $121 each. Yeah.

Not as high as they have been, but that's not bad. You had a graph there considering that the share markets, you know. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And a bit of a free fall at the moment. It's managed to hold on to its value. Its stock has more than doubled in 2020.

Right. So, yes. Wow. So, it was at $36 a share the day it floated. And that was in 2019. And how much did you say that it's worth now? $121. $121.

Those are the shares. So, yeah, it's gone up Gone up four times How do they make money though? Because do we have to pay To be on Zoom? I don't know Because they had 622 million revenue

So There's a premium service Isn't there? Because if you go over 40 minutes So you get their news Yeah That's why after

Every 40 minutes We have to restart And fans only Start He's worth By the way His shareholding in Zoom Is worth 5.6 billion dollars Every 40 minutes we have to restart. And fans only. He's worth, by the way, his shareholding in Zoom is worth $5.6 billion as of last month. Good Lord. Good on him. I love stories like that.

Yeah. When someone comes from nothing and they make it, it's great. A guy that came up, his parents worked in the mining industry. Yeah. Then he went to university. Nine tries to try to become a US resident. Finally did it. Now he's worth $5.6 billion.

That's today's... Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Megan. The podcast The latest Joe Exotic's fourth husband Has caught up with Andy Cohen On a radio show

His name is Dylan Passage He's the last The last husband Yeah And if you haven't watched the show Tiger King on Netflix The number one show Has been for the last

Or this whole week of isolation basically You're in for a ride. It's a love story. It's a murder mystery. It's about a country musician on a tiger farm. Country musician, gay, redneck, tiger owner. Polygamist. You missed out polygamist.

What episode are you up to, Voi? I think we've just seen three. Oh, hurry up. No, slow andwyn? I think we've just seen three. Oh, hurry up. No, slow and steady. I think three or four, but it's really good. It's a hell of a story. Yeah, so Dylan, the fourth

husband, has spoken to Andy Cohen and he was asked if he actually loves Joe. I do love Joe. He's, you know, he's been there for me through my darkest times, you know, and I'm not just gonna dip out and abandon him when he needs me most, you know. To be fair, this is a half an hour interview that I listened to. He sounds like such a nice guy.

Yeah, right. He doesn't have anything mean to say about anyone. He's probably the least trashy out of all of them, eh? Yeah. He also wants everyone to know that Joe is not a bad guy. Joe, you know, he's a really good guy. And, you know, he may have made some sketchy decisions, and I know he regrets them,

but his intentions are really good at heart, and he would do anything to help anybody in need. Do you believe that? Not really, nah. Oh, it's nice that he... What if Carole Baskin was in need? Yeah, exactly. He also said that, just an update on Joe,

he's moved prisons, so he hasn't actually spoken to her much because he's actually in lockdown for COVID-19 at the moment. Yeah, well, because a lot of prisons are having to do that because outbreaks are starting in prison. Yeah. And they're just like, um, what a lot of prisons are having to do that because outbreaks are starting in prison. Yeah. And they're just like, um, what do we do?

So Joe hasn't tested positive, but other people in his prison have. What were you telling me before, Megan, about him not singing those songs? Oh!

Hey! No, it's not in the doco. It's not in the doco. The whole time, we believed that he was singing these songs. Oh, is that not in the doco? No.

It was one of the greatest twists of the podcast. No. Is that not in the dog no it was one of the greatest twists of the podcast is that not in the show no oh the guy comes forward who he's like as i sung those but you can tell right like listening to no even wrong we thought he was a good singer no you listen to him speak and then listen to that singing voice there's no way that translates that's not kidding me at all that was in the podcast. That was in the podcast. The Netflix show. They were always really suspicious of his songs

and they're not his songs. I'm sure they talked to the guy in the podcast that actually wrote the songs. Oh, I've been waiting. That was a twist I wanted Sade to, because every time there's a twist coming, I roll over, I look at Sade, and she's like,

No. Yes. But I did see BuzzFeed or one of those sites had done like five things they left out of the Netflix show. Oh, really? They must have left out a few things. That is the latest for more Go To ZM Online. All right.

It's 18 minutes away from 9. 90 minutes of non-stop jams coming up. Facebook, though. New look. There's a chosen one amongst us. Yes. I'll tell you what it's like to be Facebook elite. ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Megan.

The podcast. Facebook's got a new look. I just got, what? She thought maybe I'd overdone the senorita. Oh, senorita. I like it better than going senorita. Senorita. It's either or for me. I can't do one or the other.

So you get a sexy senorita. Senorita. Oh, no, don't do that. That was gross. So you get a sexy seniorator. Seniorator. Or senorita. Senorita. Oh, no, don't do that. That was gross. No, you're welcome. That was gross.

Okay. New look on Facebook. I just got asked if I wanted to try it. I was like, I'll give it a go. Maybe when they changed them and everyone had a meltdown and there was all their like, everyone had put up a status banner. I don't like this now. Yeah.

They used to love doing that. It's changed. And you're the only one amongst us that has this new change. Jared, producer Jared, is not here. Yeah. He's ill. Not COVID ill. No.

Different ill. He said he had it. He's had it for a little bit. Oh, so he's more elite than you. Because you're saying you're the Facebook elite. I think they made a mistake. They were going for Jared Leto. Gave it to Jared.

Gave it to our Jared. Yeah. Somebody else said the new Facebook's too white. I went back to the old one. Now, there's a dark mode on there. There's a light mode and a dark mode. Dark mode. I've got dark mode on everything.

Because sometimes I see you screenshot Instagram, Megan, and you've got your white, your old. Can everyone stop messaging me? Oh, yuck. Switch to my white mode. I've got dark mode on everything. Because sometimes I see you screenshot Instagram, Megan, and you've got your white, your old. Can everyone stop messaging me? I'm still on white mode. Oh, yuck, switch to white mode. Because I feel like you're just rubbing it in. Because you know I'm not allowed to switch without my husband's permission. So you're on dark mode? No, I'm on light mode.

You're on light mode because Mr. Toyboy liked light mode. Yeah. We have to switch together, apparently. Light mode. Light mode. Dark mode. Oh, dark mode. You're a dark mode guy. I'm. Light mode. Dark mode. Oh, dark mode. You're a dark mode guy.

I'm a dark mode guy. Dark mode saves battery too. That's why you should switch. You switch your life onto dark mode. Don't you? I've been on dark mode for a while. You're like, ah. Nah, because he says he flicks into dark mode,

but there's a lot of light mode, dark mode, whatever. I was willing to be versatile with my dark mode. Oh, right talking about dark modes oh no light mode dark mode whatever I was willing to be versatile with my dark mode oh right not like this guy oh yeah no not versatile

with any mode any mode that suits me no he switches between dark modes but full time dark mode dark horse mode what are you yeah

dark horse mode but also dark mode okay but you like it's changed it looks a bit more spaced out. Everything's spaced out a little bit and it's a bit more segmented. Yeah, right.

I don't know. Is Facebook Marketplace popping? It shouldn't be popping. There were some warnings early on last week in the lockdown that people were still Facebook Marketplacing like, oh, I'll drop this off and pick it up. But you're just opening yourself up. You're not allowed to.

No, you're not allowed to. You'll get in big trouble. Not essential travel. No. Naughty. Naughty. Very naughty. Although, look,

this person who sells buckets is saying they can't sell buckets because of corona lockdown so the bucket sales person is doing well. What are you looking at me like that for?

It's literally buckets. Look, 10 buckets for $30. Those are big pails though. They're a big bucket. Yeah. I? It's literally buckets. Look, 10 buckets for $30. Those are big pails though. They're a big bucket. Yeah. I wasn't questioning their buckets. Oh, right.

Where are they getting those buckets from? I don't know. Leftovers. So they have lids? ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Megan, the podcast. Homeschool. We've got some subjects we want to dish out. Someone's lucky they're getting the weekend homework.

Yes. Oh, yeah. You've got all weekend to do your assignment and report back to us. We've had a lot of registrations through our Instagram. We're going to dish out our homework next. Yeah. After this song. We're going to play this song.

This was originally going to be my Friday flashback until we had the really sad news that the co-founder, singer and songwriter of Fountains of Wayne had passed away from a COVID-19 Related complication So of course We had to play Stacey's mom We had to play

Stacey's mom But we couldn't wait Because this only really fits This week Yeah Of lockdown It's another It's a bonus

A bit bit bit bit bonus Friday flashback From the B&A ladies It's one week Because it's been One week It's been One week Since you looked at me.

Tucked your hand to the side and said I'm angry. Five days since you laughed at me. And you're saying get back together, come back and see me. Three days since the living room. I realise it's all my fault but couldn't tell you yesterday. You'd forgiven me. But it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry. If you've been watching the live stream,

you'll realise how hard it is to bust a rhyme. Thank you for people who recognise my harmonies. Thank you. 22-year-old song. I've heard that song 10,000 times. Yeah. I did not know those were the lyrics. That's the first time I've looked at the lyrics.

The Chinese chicken. The chicken. You have drums ticking. Your brain starts ticking. That bit I knew. Yeah. Watch the next files with no lights on. We're Della Mays on.

I hope the smoking man's in this one. Because the smoking man was a character in X-Files with no lights on with Della Mays on I hope the smoking man's in this one because the smoking man was a character in X-Files oh yeah what like Harrison Ford I'm getting tantric

no frantic frantic like sting I'm tantric like Snickers guaranteed dissatisfied did this win a music award in all the songs it's good

and then it gets and then it gets back to the chorus which is different yeah every time it's about an argument that's taking seven days to solve,

but a different way of resolving it each time. Three days since the living room where we realised we're both to blame, but what could we do? But one of the best lines, five days since I laughed at you and said, you just did what I thought you were going to do. How great is saying that in an argument? It extends it by at least another five days. We've got two things to say for an argument now.

Yeah. All right. argument. It extends it by at least another five days. We've got two things to say for an argument now. Home school! Alright, we're going to set our home school assignments while we're all in isolation and our listeners must report back on Monday with a 60 second presentation. Lauren, you're first up.

Good morning. How's isolation treating you? And kind of working from home, so. So what's your full-time uni student? So there's some study, I assume? Oh, yeah, tons of study. I've known two degrees. Wow.

And you're working from home. Yeah. Where do you find time to work at a phone company? Sorry? What? She said I'm doing two degrees. Oh, my God. I love that. Oh, my She said I'm doing two degrees. Oh my. I love that.

Oh my God. I mean, come on. That was comedy gold. That was comedy gold. No, because when you said the phone company, I thought she was working from home at a phone company.

Yeah, same. I was like, how did you know that? And then what are you doing for work from home? Well, I'm working for the university. So I'm kind of,

I'm actually liaising with all the students who are stuck in China, helping them continue to study. Oh, wow. Because now I'm also studying from home. Wow.

Good on you for helping out. Why did you bring up to do homeschool then? You got enough on your plate? Yeah. Obviously not. You're a sucker. You're a overachiever.

Lauren, we're going to give you the option of three subjects. You're going to pick one and report back on Monday with a 60 second presentation. You can either choose my subject, lighthouses. Ooh.

Don't roll your eyes on you. You loved waterlops yesterday. I feel like that's a good one. Fascinating. Vaughn? My subject is daylight savings. Because daylight savings this weekend. And Megan?

My subject is french fries, because yum. Yes! And I feel like we eat them all the time, but maybe we don't know everything about french fries And we're missing them Yeah We are too Lauren

What subject would you like to pick? Daylight savings Daylight savings A fine subject Alright we'll lock that in Feels good when your subjects pick Mine didn't get picked last time And we'll lock that in

Lockie good morning Hello Hi Lockie Hi Lockie Now you've got two subjects left, lighthouses or... French fries. They're both pretty bad, so... Oh, excuse me.

Lockie is a little bitch. I'm right here. Yeah. I don't know. I think maybe I'll do french fries. Why not? Yes. Oh, I feel bad mine wasn't picked. I know how you feel last week. Lighthouses are great, though, don't know. I think maybe I'll do French fries. Why not? Yes. Oh, I feel bad mine wasn't picked.

I know how you feel last week. I can't empathise. I've been picked every time. All right, well, Lockie, your subject for homeschool is French fries. You must report back to us with a 60-second presentation on Monday. Good luck.

Thank you. All right. I'm flying, Lockie. You wanted to be here, Lockie. You wanted to be here, Lockie. You wanted to be here. I know, I know. You've registered. I'll have a sip of coffee.

I'll have a sip of coffee. Sorry. Yeah, okay. I like you. Sassy old Lockie. Sassy Lockie. Even his giggle was good. It was a spark to him.

What? Call back to the phone company joke. It was a spark. I still don't get it. He's in two degrees and I said spark. That was good. Spark. Spark.

Spark. I'm pointing. Spark. The people who provide our cell phones. No, I know the company. It was a spark. He had a spark. It was sparky.

Oh, that's so shit. Oh, my God. Wow. Okay. Well, luckily we've got a weekend to recharge these shit jokes. We'll catch you back on Monday. Monday morning from six. Running the skinny over here.

Only because you can't work Vodafone into a line, eh? I know. I was trying so hard. I've gone quiet. Very hard. Vodafone. I know. I've got a...

No. All right. Well, we're gonna boast that was a that was a genuine laugh that was a genuine laugh that was very very funny