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Fletch, Vaughan and Megan. The podcast.
Hey, you on the phone, I bet I can guess your mum's name.
We welcome to I Bet I Can Guess Your Mum's Name. Hannah, good morning.
Good morning.
Alright, so this is how I Bet I Can Guess Your Mum's Name. Hannah, good morning. Good morning. All right, so this is how I Bet I Can Guess Your Mum's Name works.
Vaughan's going to ask you five questions about your mum
and then has 15 seconds to try and guess her name
for you to win $100 cash.
Position.
Position, P-O-S-S-E-S-S-I-O-N?
Yeah, why does that matter?
You'll find out.
It's a question, is it?
Okay.
Yeah. All right a question, is it? Okay. Yeah.
All right, question one.
Does your mum share a name with someone famous?
Like, does it immediately pop to mind that mum's name is also the name of someone famous?
Not that I can think of.
Okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
What are your mum's, Does your mum have siblings?
And if so, what are their names?
Siblings are Charlene and Tony.
Charlene and Tony.
Tony.
Oh, that's a couple of good parent names as well, isn't it?
Yeah, that's a real.
That gives you a sense though, doesn't it, of the time?
Gives me a feeling of the family.
I'm saying, I'm saying perms.
You're saying, right. I'm saying perms'm saying, perms. You're saying, right.
I'm saying perms.
Because your mum, Christine, had a perm, eh?
Still does.
But back in the day, it was a really good perm, wasn't it?
Oh, a really great perm.
Sort of a perm mullet situation.
She looked like Deirdre off Horror.
She did.
Because she had big glasses as well.
She looked a fair bit like Deirdre.
Okay, who's mum voting for this weekend, do you reckon? Big glasses as well. She looked a fair bit like Deirdre. Okay.
Who's mum voting for this weekend, do you reckon?
I actually have no idea, to be honest.
Really?
Is it not something your family discuss?
No, we haven't actually discussed it at all, to be honest.
Even growing up, mum and dad wouldn't yell at politicians on the TV and give you an idea?
No, actually.
I don't actually know if Mum has voted before, to be honest, as bad as it sounds.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
So very apolitical.
Right.
Well, it's not like women have been able to vote for very long in New Zealand.
Only the longest anywhere.
Or too hard to get there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
We'll let Dad do the talking.
Yeah. Who's mum's favourite musician?
Does mum have like a favourite band or a favourite musician?
Bon Jovi.
Oh!
You were right.
Yeah.
Bon Jovi.
Wow, okay.
Okay, interesting.
And can you think of mum's, this is my last question,
one of or mum's most prized possession?
Oh, probably her crafting machines, to be honest.
Crafting machines?
Tell us more about it.
Yeah.
Crafting machines.
Yeah.
What do they do?
What's a crafting machine?
No, not like that
She makes personalised gifts
Oh, okay
Yeah
What like?
Like bedazzled things?
Like cushions?
No, like personalised cups and t-shirts and stuff like that
Okay
So she's got like screen printing craft machines
Yeah, I guess you could say that, yeah Wow How fascinating and T-shirts and stuff like that. Okay. So she's got like screen printing craft machines, kind of.
Yeah, I guess you could say that, yeah.
Wow.
Wow.
How fascinating.
Does she do it, because you know how boomers love a cat T-shirt?
Does she do her own cat T-shirts?
No, she's a dog person.
Oh, does she do her own dog T-shirts?
Oh, you got one for free there.
No, dog person.
Yeah, okay, all right, that's a free one.
All right, well, Hannah, if you hear Vaughan say your mum's name,
say stop, say stop, that's my mum's name.
Vaughan, you now have 15 seconds to guess Hannah's mum's name.
Your time starts now.
Catherine, Mary, Denise, Robin, Jane, Tracy, Jennifer, Leanne,
Elizabeth, Wendy, Jacqueline, Angela, Julie, Donna, Debbie, Tracy.
Yeah, stop it.
It's my mum's name.
Hey!
Which one?
No, Gibby.
Gibby!
I've been asking Gibby who would fit into most of those as well.
Debs loves her screen printing and gift making.
Debs is just living on a prayer.
Loves Bon Jovi,
has a perm.
Does she have a perm,
Hannah?
No,
no,
yes,
actually she does.
Yes,
alright,
boom.
Now,
we're into the bonus round.
Bon gets one guess
of your dad's name.
Bonus round!
While you were on the phone, I'll have a go at guessing your dad's name.
Debbie and...
Who is it?
Debbie and...
Steve.
Someone say, oh, the long-suffering...
Rolls off the tongue there.
Why is he home suffering?
No, you wouldn't go Dave and Debbie, would you?
Would there be a Dave and a Debbie?
Surely A Dave and a Debbie, a double D
Do they call them double D?
Andy
Or is it more of a
Steve
Steve
Okay, you lock one in
Peter
Warren, Wayne
Tony That's his son's name Warren Wayne.
Tony.
That's her son's name.
What?
That's her son's name.
That's Debbie's son's name.
We don't know Debbie's son's name.
Oh, no, that's her brother's name.
Wasn't there a Tony? Oh, that's why it was in my head.
But could you marry someone with the same name as your brother?
I mean, you could.
But did Debbie?
Did Debbie do it?
Not getting any closer of Hannah as well.
She's a closed book.
Well, if you can guess her dad's name, it's a bonus $100 cash.
I've just been told by executive intern Anya.
She's found some cash.
Oh.
What are you locking in, Vaughn?
Tony.
Hannah.
No.
What's your dad's name?
Well, Jimmy did do it.
It is Tony.
How the hell did you guess that?
How did you do that? How did you do that?
How did you know?
No, because Tony was in my head from her brother
and I completely forgot.
And then it was just pure laziness that paid off
because I couldn't be bothered thinking of another name.
Hannah's sitting there like, oh my God.
Hannah, you've just won.
I didn't think it was going to happen.
Because your parents are called Debbie and Tony, you've just won $200 didn't think it was going to happen. Because your parents are called Debbie and Tony,
you've just won $200.
Oh, my God, thank you.
Fletch, Vaughan and Megan, the podcast, ZM.
Fletch, Vaughan and Megan's Audio Ninja Warrior.
Well, it's like TV Ninja Warrior, isn't it?
Yeah, it's like, yeah.
It's sound effects.
You've got to get through the audio obstacle course the fastest.
Yeah.
Got six obstacles to get over today.
We met our first competitor.
Good morning, Jordan.
Hey, guys.
How's it going?
Good, mate.
Good.
All right.
How are you in the sound effects department?
I'm a professional beatboxer, so I hope I'm pretty good.
Oh, really? Okay.
Where do you do your professional beatboxing?
I just do gigs at pubs.
That would be the trippiest
thing to do at the pub.
You sit in there. Yeah, it is.
I get some weird looks, but it's quite fun.
Can you drop a quick beat, Jordan?
Wow.
I always like the boom, boom part that comes in.
All right, well, so Jordan, we're going to start.
We'll start the timer.
Vaughan will give you the audio obstacle,
and you've got to complete that obstacle to go to the next one.
Yep.
There might be some pausing.
Yep.
To work out
if we're happy for you
to complete it.
You sound like you've got
this in the bag.
All right.
All right.
Are we ready?
Yes.
Okay.
And go.
A drum roll.
Oh, yes.
Great. Next. An automatic
fly spray machine.
Yep.
Yeah.
A roo-roo or moor pork.
What is that?
A moor pork or a roo-roo.
Oh.
Yep. Yeah, I'll give him that.
I'll accept that.
Any form of computer alert.
Yep.
Bacon cooking.
That was pretty good.
That was pretty good, yeah.
And finally, a ghost.
Ooh.
Yes, there we go.
All right, that was good.
Do we have a time there, Maud?
No, we don't disclose the time.
We don't disclose the time yet.
Yeah.
You're correct, we don't.
But Jordan made it through.
We did make it through.
All right, Jordan, now we welcome Deja.
Good morning, Deja. Good morning. You've been in the cone of silence. You All right, Jordan. Now we welcome Deja. Good morning, Deja.
Good morning.
You've been in the cone of silence.
You didn't hear Jordan.
No.
On the obstacle course.
I don't want to freak you out or psych you out, Deja,
but he was a professional beatboxer.
I did hear that part and I felt like I should have been hanging up,
but I'm going to, yeah.
No.
I'm holding on.
I'm holding on to that.
But he's trained in one particular sound, Deja, you know?
Yeah. That doesn't mean he's good at other sounds.
All right, Deja.
He was pretty good at other sounds.
All right, so are you ready, Deja?
Yep, I think so.
All right, your time starts now.
A drum roll.
Yes!
An automatic fly spray machine.
Yes.
Oh, that was really good.
The tail off was great.
Ruru, or more pork.
That's pretty good, Anshulish.
That's what they said.
That's what they called that.
Any kind of computer alert.
That'll do.
Yep.
Bacon cooking.
That helicopter either.
And a ghost.
Ooh.
Yes.
They've done it.
This is going to be very, very close.
Deja, we're just going to bring you in with Jordan.
Jordan, welcome back.
You were in the kind of silence there while Deja completed the Audio Ninja Warrior course.
So both completed, but who had the better time?
One person's time was 42 seconds and then 0.97.
Okay. You know, after the decimal point 42.97 the other person's time was 38.99 so pretty close okay the winner today with the quicker time to complete six sound effects for Audio Ninja Warrior with 38.99 is...
Deja.
Congratulations.
Good job.
Well done.
Oh, my God.
I feel amazing.
About speed on the day, as long as it meets our criteria whilst you're going through.
It doesn't have to be beautiful.
It just has to be quick.
Yeah.
I mean, the more pork was...
The more pork was great.
Yes.
Yes.
Both ghosts were fantastic. Both ghosts were fantastic.
Both ghosts were fantastic.
They were.
But I also think it's unfair because we heard Jordan beatbox,
but we haven't heard Deja beatbox.
No, no, we're not going there today.
No, Deja, Deja, Deja, Deja.
Okay, go.
And we did chip, chip, boom, boom Deja! Okay, go. I'm just supposed to go
boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats.
I think boom-bam-char and boom-bam-char is also good.
ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Megan, the podcast.
Stepping up to the podium for the 10th year in a row,
your gold medalist.
Where's my medal?
Yes, it's the segment, Where's My Medal,
where we reward New Zealanders doing those little things.
Small victories.
Small victories.
I actually could nominate myself for this yesterday.
I finally cleaned one set of my apartment windows.
Nice.
I knew.
One set.
Oh, my God.
So, like, one set.
Like, I had to hang out the window and clean all of them.
And they're massive.
And now there's one set of clean and one set of do.
Yeah.
No, that's not a small job.
That's actually, like, you risked your life.
I know.
Leaning out on an old lead-lined window.
Because I was.
What could go wrong?
I know.
I was like, this is how I die.
But, you know, whatever.
Did you tie a rope around that beam in the middle of your apartment
and then around your waist in case you didn't want to?
I did think about it, but I was like, you know what?
I'm living life.
I'm just hanging out the window.
No, but now you've got a clean one and a dirty one.
I know.
And it was real hard, and I was like, that's enough for today.
And so I'll do the other one maybe next weekend.
Right.
But it's like quite a comparison of real
clean and then dirty. I never realised how dirty
that was. You've got to live with that.
It's motivation to clean. But I don't
really feel like I deserve a medal for that.
It's been years in the making.
But an actual medal. Years of me saying,
I must clean that one day.
Hey, when you do that, you're like, well, that's
just a little job. And then you start it and you're like,
this was a far bigger job than I thought.
All right, let's start first with Lucy.
Good morning, Lucy.
Good morning.
Now, why do you deserve a medal?
I finally moved my clothes from the floor to the clothes chair.
Oh!
Did you follow it up with a vacuum?
Yes, that was the whole reason.
Vacuum, and they'll probably end back up on the floor,
but they're on the chair currently.
But I love how the chair just turns into like an off-the-floor clothes hanger.
Yeah.
That's why I thought about getting a chair in my bedroom,
and I'm like, you know what?
No, because I'll never sit in it, and it'll just become a clothes chair.
Are they clean or dirty?
Clean.
Yeah, definitely not dirty.
Okay.
Okay, good effort from you though, Lucy.
Yeah, good.
Good effort.
Okay, definitely getting a medal.
And a vacuuming.
Britt, good morning.
Good morning.
Now, why do you deserve a medal?
So I moved back from Melbourne eight weeks ago,
and I moved back in with my parents,
and I've only just finished unpacking my suitcases.
Oh, wow.
Wow, unpacked after eight weeks.
Firstly, welcome back to New Zealand,
and thank you for choosing Fleetbourne and Began as your...
Thank you, guys.
Don't listen from over there.
Big fan.
Oh, thank you.
Wow, and of course,
they're only just going out of lockdown in like a day or so.
I know. I'm absolutely stoked for them. Yeah, you'll be stoked you only just going out of lockdown in like a day or so. I know.
I'm absolutely stoked for them.
Yeah, you'll be stoked you're back as well.
It's been a long time coming.
Controversial, though, Brit, to leave it that long.
I remember holidays fondly.
I'd get back, and it's the first thing I do.
I can't relax until it's unpacked.
Yeah, my parents weren't very relaxed.
They were threatening to take off my door like they did when I was 14.
Why were they taking the door off?
Because that's how I used to clean up my stuff
because I had three shins to take away my privacy
because I could always shut the door to hide the mess.
Oh, my God.
I always thought this was a punishment for, like,
breaching trust when it comes to privacy.
No, I could hide behind the door,
so if the door wasn't there, then people could see the mess,
and that kind of pushed me on to clean it up.
Your shame would be revealed.
It got a little bit better in time, luckily.
Also, I love that Vaughn's eyes just lit up,
as that could be a possible punishment for his two girls.
I know that they come off.
Removing the doors.
Yeah, easy.
Brilliant.
All right, Britt, I'll wait there.
Medal ceremony is imminent.
Sonia, good morning.
Why do you deserve a medal?
I parallel parked my car.
Wow.
Do you not normally parallel park, Sonia?
No.
Oh, no, I'll drive like blocks away if I need to.
I've got a station wagon,
so I feel like
it's appropriate
to get a medal for that.
I saw somebody
trying to parallel park
in the weekend,
and I just sat and waited
because I was like,
you're never going to fit
in there in that car.
I know.
And they did,
and I was like,
I'll take that.
Small car,
granted, easier park, but.
Some people don't judge
the space correctly,
are you?
No, no.
How many attempts
did it take you?
Just one, but I did go back, forth, back, forth, back, forth a little.
But I did it.
That's okay.
That's okay.
That's okay to do that.
Can you spell parallel, Sonia?
I can.
I'm not going to.
I think one medal today will be sufficient.
I can spell that, but I'm not going to.
No.
It is one of those words I still can't spell.
Where does the double L go?
There's a lot of doubles.
Yeah, a lot of doubles.
What is the double?
The R or the L?
And where does the double L go?
So, Sonia, why did you,
why when you normally drive blocks to Parallel Park
did you decide today's the day?
I just thought, you know, you can do it.
I just thought you can do it.
I like bugger it. It's 2020.
What could go wrong?
You know, and I parallel parked
my car outside the dairy.
I got a medal.
Oh, that cost her a medal,
didn't it? Okay, Sonia,
wait there. I love
all three contestants today.
Very deserving.
We're just going to have a quick deliberation here.
Happy?
No.
I think I agree with Fleck.
Yeah, okay.
Oh, deliberations.
Right.
Oh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, okayations. Right. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, okay.
Rolled.
I see Tim Harry Styles have come together to watch the video 1,200 times this morning
and also band against me.
Harry Styles' new music video is out.
Golden.
Golden.
And if it's got a million views, 10,000 of them have come from in studio.
All right.
He's obviously not a fan of underwear.
Today,
receiving the bronze
medal
for her efforts
in lifting clothes from
one surface to another.
And then probably putting them back on the original
surface and vacuuming. Lucy,
congratulations.
Well done, Lucy.
Clothes chair bronze medal.
You must be very proud.
The bronze medal is yours.
Silver medal today.
And then where's my medal?
After a long weekend.
Yeah.
For finally unpacking after eight weeks from arriving home,
only after being threatened to have her door removed.
And privacy removed too.
Britt, welcome home and congratulations.
Thanks, Dame.
And that means...
Receiving the gold medal for her efforts in parallel parking.
Vaughan did dock you some points for saying neck minute,
but Megan and I overruled him, Sonia, and it doesn't matter.
He got rolled.
I've got my hand across my chest.
Yes.
Okay, you deserve the gold.
Feel free to sing.
Rather than driving for blocks,
deciding to P-A-R-A-L-L-E-L,
parallel park a station wagon. Congratulations. Driving for Blocks deciding to P-A-R-A-L-L-E-L. Parallel Parker Station Wagon.
Congratulations, our gold medal recipient, Sonia.
Thank you so much.
We must let the anthem play out, Sonia.
We must let it play out.
Here we go.
Here we go.
And. it play out. Here we go. Fletch Warner Megan, the podcast.
ZM.
Fletch Warner Megan's Mojo Waymates.
Yes, it's your chance to win cash and as of yet, this is our third day and
we haven't been able to
get the mind control quite right.
We've come very close to giving away cash though.
Yeah. We've got to guess the car.
Close isn't perfect, is it? No, it's not.
We've got to guess the colour of the car in front of you,
behind, and your car
for you to win the cash. And yesterday we were
so close. I think we went white and it was grey.
Oh. Do you know, I went to close the blinds of my apartment yesterday
and I just looked down at the traffic and I was like,
a lot of white cars.
Yeah, yeah.
I was in the gym as well on the cross trainer
and I was just looking out at the road.
I was like, white cars.
There's a lot of grey cars.
We don't say blue enough.
I also don't think we say blue enough.
Okay.
You're not the only one captivated by it.
A mother messaged yesterday saying that she drops her 14-year-old off at school,
and he usually says that our segments are lame, and this is boring.
Okay.
He had full buy-in on trying to guess what colour car was in front, behind, and being tripping.
It's the simple things. It's the simple things.
It's the simple things.
First up today for Motorway Mates is Jess.
Good morning, Jess.
Morning.
Now, whereabouts are you stuck in traffic?
On the northern, trying to get across the bridge.
Oh, yeah.
How long did it take you yesterday?
I didn't go into uni yesterday, but it took me two hours on Tuesday.
And it's still crazy this morning, even though they've opened up another lane or two.
Is that right?
Oh, it's better.
It's definitely better.
Okay, well, all right, Jess.
Now, you've got a car in front of you and behind.
Yes.
All right, let's start with the car in front of you.
What kind of car is it?
It's one of those Daihatsu... Is it called Cerian?
Oh, okay, a Daihatsu.
Is that like a little...
Is that like a Daihatsu four-wheel drive?
Yeah, it's like a little one, isn't it?
Yeah, I'm...
Yeah.
I want to see...
Oh, no, it's a little...
It's a little...
I'm thinking...
It's like that one I hired that time in Feinstein.
That's right, because it was super cheap and it couldn't get you up the ski field.
Great fun though.
All right, I'm going to say white.
What are you thinking, Megan?
Don't they come in like a light blue?
Isn't that a popular?
They do come in a very light blue.
Should I just say blue?
I reckon go blue.
Okay.
You go white.
Yeah.
I'll go silver.
I think we've got our Daihatsu Sirion.
Got our bases covered.
Okay.
Is it one of those colours, Jess?
Yes.
What colour was it?
What colour was it?
It's blue.
Yes!
Is it like a light baby blue?
It's actually a dark blue.
I haven't seen one before, so I didn't think you would get it.
Yes! Yes!
Yes!
All right.
Okay, all right.
Now, the car behind you in the rear view, what is that?
What's that?
What kind of car is it?
Um, it's a Mazda CX-3, I think, by looking at it.
Wow.
Do you know what?
We've never had a truck before.
I'm excited for when we get a truck.
We just want the cab colour is?
Yeah, we'll have to guess the cab colour.
The CX-3s,
they come in blue and red. It's quite popular.
You know, the maroney colour.
Red. I'm going
black. Oh yeah, a maroon. The Mazda
loves a maroon.
Don't they? I prefer
maroon, actually. I'm going to go maroon.
You don't say maroon five. It's maroon. I said maroon. You. I'm going to go Maroon. Why are you saying Maroon? You don't say Maroon 5.
It's Maroon.
I said Maroon.
No, you didn't.
No, you didn't.
You said Maroon.
It's Maroon 5.
Is it not?
Maroon 5. Maroon 5.
It's Adam Levine and Maroon 5.
I'm going blue because Nesda love a blue.
I went black.
Oh, do you reckon one of us has to go white?
I'll go white.
No, see, someone's got to go Maroon.
Aren't you going maroon?
I thought you said maroon.
I went blue.
I said you're blue.
God damn it.
Make up your mind.
Okay, I'm going to go maroon.
And what are you going to go?
Because I don't think there'd be a blue in front and a blue behind.
Statistically, blue is not that popular.
You're going to go white.
I'm going to go black.
Silver.
Silver.
Go silver.
Dad, you're making me nervous. Okay, now I'm locking in black. Silver. Silver. Go silver. Oh. You guys are making me nervous.
Okay.
No, I'm locking in black.
Okay.
And I'm going maroon.
Maroon.
Maroon.
Megan.
I'll go white.
Jess.
You're right.
It's maroon.
Yes.
Okay. Yes! Yes, okay.
I told you Mazda love a bloody maroon.
You did.
Stop saying maroon!
All right, now, Jess, you win $100 cash
if we can guess the colour of your car.
Now, we have to reach consensus.
We're only allowed one colour. What kind of car are you driving?
Is this your car? Yes, it is my car.
I drive a Toyota Oris. A Toyota Oris? I'm going to have to
Google that. Yaris. No, Oris. It's like
a, it's just a different name for a Corolla. I think it's the imported
name. Oh, yeah, you're right. Okay. It's a a different name for a Corolla. I think it's the imported name. Oh, yeah, you're right.
Okay.
It's a compact car derived from the Corolla, manufactured and sold by Toyota.
What is that?
What is it called?
I mean, look, I've Googled this.
There's a lot of white.
There's a lot of white coming back in my Google.
And it is a pop yellow color.
And we haven't had a white yet, right?
Wait.
The car in front.
No, it's blue.
It's got to be white.
It's got to be white.
But then they import these cars and they always import the yuck colours.
And you end up with a yuck colour one because it's cheap.
But we haven't had any silvers.
We haven't had a white.
White's got to be, right?
You said, how many whites did you say on the road last night?
I saw so many.
I had a white Toyota.
It wasn't an Ore-Ore-Ore-Ores or whatever it is.
Areolas or whatever you drive it.
Yes, a Toyota Areolas.
Wait a minute.
We haven't got her on board.
Now, I think we should go white.
I think we should.
I reckon we go white.
Jess.
We had a blue in front.
We had a blue in front. I think we would have got more of a reaction on the blue. We need to go grey go white. Jess. What about blue? We had a blue in front. We had a blue in front.
I think we would have got more of a reaction on the blue.
We need to go grey or white.
I reckon it's blue.
For the $100.
I reckon we go white.
Do you look at the Google search?
I reckon we go white.
Yeah, I'm seeing a lot of whites.
A lot of silvers.
Silver.
No, I'm blue.
I'm blue.
Okay.
Jess, are we locking in white?
No. Are we? Silver. Silver. I don't know. Okay. Jess, are we locking in white? No.
Silver.
Silver.
I don't know.
Silver.
Silver.
Silver.
Let's go blue.
If we go blue, we'll never hear the end of it if Megan's right.
So you would rather be wrong just to have something to hang over it.
I'm on board with that.
I'm on board with that.
I'm on board with that.
Okay, Jess.
Jess.
The Toyota car that you're driving at the moment.
Yes.
Don't be white.
Is it blue?
Yes.
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding?
Yay!
I knew it was going to be blue. No, you didn't. Yay! I knew it was going to be blue.
Yay!
I can't believe there wasn't a white in the mix.
I also can't believe you kept quiet for that entire thing, Jess.
You gave away your poker faces.
I didn't want to give anything away and then lose the money.
She got it right.
I've never felt so vindicated in my life.
Now we're still not going to hear the end of it, are we?
Yes.
Unbelievable.
Hey, Jess, congratulations.
Our very first winner for Motorway Mates, $100.
Awesome.
Thank you so much, guys.
Lucky I changed from blue to maroon too, though, as well.
So it's probably more me.
Maroon.
Maroon.
ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Megan, the podcast.
Bluff or stuff. Probably more me. Maroon. Maroon. ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Megan, the podcast.
Bluff or Stuff.
All right, it's time to play Bluff or Stuff.
Joining us this morning, Amy.
Hello.
Hello.
How are you guys this morning?
Good. Really good.
How are you?
How was your weekend?
Did you maintain your bubble at the weekend or were you naughty?
Yeah, no, no.
Fully maintaining the bubble down here.
I'm a farmer, so nothing's changed for me.
We're all in our bubble.
You're always in a bubble.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We don't go too far.
Okay, all right.
Well, this is how Bluffful stuff works for those new to the show.
Today we have a pink camera to give away,
and you have to literally just tell us who is holding the camera today, Amy.
Megan, light on details there.
It's not just any camera.
It's a Fujifilm Instax Mini 9 Instant Photo Camera.
We haven't started yet, Warren.
Just quickly, Executive Intern, you've purchased these prizes.
Yeah.
So we're in no way affiliated with Fujifilm Instamax.
Not at all.
This could be a rubbish camera.
Feel free to roast it if you think so.
No, no, no.
I've got one. I've got one.
I've had one.
Great fun.
You'll use those 10 photos that come with it,
and then you'll never buy film for it again.
And you'll put it somewhere.
I don't know if you've got kids, but you'll put it in the kids' room,
and they pretend to play photos and stuff with it,
and you're like, ha, ha.
Although, this one has a little selfie mirror on it.
It does.
I can see that
on the box because I'm holding it.
It's also got a focus range.
You can see that on the box.
I've got the box facing you.
You can see that its focus
range goes from 0.6
metres or 60 centimetres to infinity.
Stop reading
the details online.
We're going to go around, each of us,
and we're going to put our case to you as to why we are the ones holding your prize.
And if you can correctly tell us who is holding it,
you win it.
Sounds good.
I can tell you because I'm holding it in my hands, Amy,
that it is not just pink, it's flamingo pink,
as described on the box.
What? You can see the box I'm just pink, it's flamingo pink as described on the box. What?
You can see the box I'm holding.
It's obviously flamingo pink. I can see it because it's in my hand. It is the Instax
9. Shall I tell you the
serial number on the bottom? Interesting there that she
didn't say Mini 9.
If she had the box in her hand, she'd know that.
Do you want to tell me the last numbers
in the barcode, Warren? 157052.
No, 349467. Well, I-4-9-4-6-7.
Well, I guess you'll have to Google that and see which one the product code is.
Whatever it's 8-2-8-8.
No, it's not.
On the barcode on the bottom.
I can tell you.
3-4-9-4-6-7.
Attention, attention.
Amy, this is certified European.
It can be sold in the Eurozone.
Is it really?
It's got that CE on the side.
Is that what that means?
Certified European?
Okay, Vaughan, if you're holding the box, where is it made?
What country?
Duh, the People's Republic of China.
Really?
Because I've got the box and it says here, made in Thailand.
Thailand doesn't have any local manufacture.
A flawed lie. A flawed lie.
A flawed lie.
They've outsourced it all to China, who are just next door and can do it for half the price.
I can tell you.
Okay, Mr. Holding the Box.
Where is the, according to the box, where does the Polaroid camera exit the camera after the photo's been taken?
Out the bottom.
Ha!
It goes out the top.
Goes out the top.
Oh, yeah, because I can see on the box it's the top.
Yeah, yeah.
Why did you say bottom?
You don't get your tops and bottoms confused.
That's your specialty.
You established that in the opening.
I thought it was both.
No, it can't be.
Okay, look, I'm definitely holding it You established that in the opening. I thought it was both. No, it's not. It can't be. No.
Okay, look, I'm definitely holding it
because it's got a little thing that you hang it on in the store.
I'm holding it.
Yeah, but exactly.
You can say that in my hand.
Okay.
Amy, I think it's time you need to eliminate one of us.
Who do you think is definitely not holding it?
Megan, I love you, but I think I might eliminate you.
Ooh.
Okay, well, I'm not holding it,
but that was the barcode number on the bottom.
I wrote it down.
All right, here we go, Amy.
Is Vaughn holding your prize?
One last tidbit, Amy.
The girl on the back of the box,
she's having a great old time with a teddy bear.
Yeah, because I just literally held it up and you saw that.
And she's sitting on a stereo machine.
A ghetto blaster.
Are we still allowed to call them ghetto blasters?
I don't know.
That had to feel real.
No, because it was a positive.
Everyone loved it.
Yeah.
A ghetto blaster.
I think we call it a ghetto Bluetooth device now.
Amy, who is holding your prize?
The Instamax Mini 9 Instant Camera.
It'd be so funny if somebody rung up this radio show for this
but didn't know the difference in all of your guys' names,
and I definitely think Vaughan.
Yeah, you've got it.
Okay, so you think Vaughan is holding your prize?
Yes.
You're ten right.
That is incorrect.
Even I bought into my own lie.
I thought I was holding it.
He didn't know where it was made.
Thailand. I said Thailand. The People's Republic of China. I said Thailand.
Goodness me.
Terrible. You didn't believe me.
I've been trying to tell you the whole time I had your prize.
Oh, damn.
I actually honestly really thought Vaughn had it then.
Yeah, well, he's a good at lying.
He's a great liar.
Amy, unfortunately.
Worryingly so.
Unfortunately.
What's that, sorry?
I think where you're taking your kids to get your cheekiness from.
Yep.
It worries me a lot.
Unfortunately for you, Amy, the chase is over.
You've been caught.
You've been caught.
Unfortunately for you, Amy, you've been caught and the chase is over.
You think you can do better?
If you think you knew the third king of England, come and have a shot.
How good is Bradley Wilde?
I love the chase.
I love the chase.
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