ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - FVM Deep Dive- Part Two

Episode Date: December 27, 2020

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Hello, welcome to the Fletch, Vaughan & Megan Deep Dive Podcast Special. Thanks to McCafe, buy five McCafe coffees, get one free on the Maccas app. ZM. Hit music. Lives here. Fletch, Vaughan & Megan. The Podcast. And part two. And obviously we haven't been away for this long. No, only moments have passed. Yeah, we have to refill a drink and eat some snacks. Eat some cheese.

Eat some cheese. Lovely range of cheese. Executive Anya, Executive Intern Anya, putting on a lovely platter today. Now I know that you were worried about getting heat for the wafers, the crackers. I was worried about getting heat for literally everything. Because... Yeah, Ross just said

here's some money to spend at the supermarket. And I thought I'd go for some bold choices and have some fun with it. No, actually, I don't feel like getting roasted, so I've just gone for like a vanilla spread. No, it's good. Very good. It is good. Probably would have gone for some lighter crackers, like the wafer crackers. What do you mean?

They're just like water table crackers. Are they a honey and parmers? No. Are they a honey and parmers? They're pretty basic bitch crackers. No, I think they're a bougie cracker. They're a bougie cracker. They are a bougie cracker.

They're not a bougie cracker. No, a bougie, one of those kind of crackers. That's all. I always imagine a parrot eating one of those. Why? Because of the Polly

want a cracker thing. Oh, okay, right. Polly was a parrot. Mum's canaries love that shit. Love a cracker. Yeah. Yeah, they love a bit of wheat germ, don't they?

We also have cheese balls here with the platter, which is a request. And you know what? Everyone's eating them, aren't they? I'm not mad about it. No one's mad about it. Canaries eat a cheese ball? Probably.

Yeah, they eat. They eat mum's biscuits. What else do they eat? Everything. Everything. God, I'm squawking shit. I can't imagine a worse pet, to be honest. Apart from maybe a badger.

That thing would tear up your back lawn and probably eat the neighbour's cats. Now, shall we get on to our first topic for the Fletch from the Megan Summer Series Deep Dive? apart from maybe a badger. That thing would tear up your back lawn and probably eat the neighbour's cats. Now, shall we get on to our first topic for the Fletch from the Megan Summer Series Deep Dive? Do you think a badger could eat a cat? Fuck yes. Are they vicious? Why? They're a wild animal. Aww.

Just going to Google badger. Are you going to Google could a badger eat a cat? Absolutely. What's the difference between a badger and a raccoon? Raccoons are North are they European as well? Badger's more underground. Raccoon's more of a surface dweller. Badgers live in Warren's.

Okay, Google has come back with it is highly unlikely that a badger would eat a cat, although badgers will eat almost anything from fruit to carrion. What's carrion? What?

Carrion. C-A-R-R-I-O-N. They don't prey on cats. Anecdotal evidence of badgers eating cats is likely to be due to people having seen badgers eating roadkill. Oh. I'm not saying it would eat a cat, but it could eat a cat. It's possible.

If it wanted to, I think a badger could take that cat. Look at the size of it. They don't generally kill family pets like dogs or cats. That's good of them. Yeah. Sadly, a few pets do find themselves in situations where they're cornered by badgers, but they're really killed. Right. Okay.

Just a little bit of a scuffle maybe. It's great to know at this stage of the podcast that a badger won't go after Timmy or Tittle's cat. It's fantastic. It's like a mini deep dive into badges. Now, we're calling this, it's kind of evolved to a deep dive, maybe sometimes a shallow dive, maybe just a light touch on, a brief dip into a certain topic. And you've got a lot of topics for us for episode two.

I do. The first one being, do you think it's possible for men and women to just be friends? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Look at us. I do not want to, you know, anything.

Yuck. Well, I know you. You don't need to say yuck. You can just say no. I know you won't talk about the sexual tension between us in front of your husband who's in the room. It's palatable. Even he's grossed out.

You're saying he wouldn't want to watch. Because there's sexual tension between me and your husband too There's a lot of sexual tension in the room Does he know about it? I'm the central character You're the common denominator Yeah, I think they can I like to think they can

Absolutely they can Yeah, of course they can Can they be friends if they used to go out? Probably I think it would be easier Can they, friends if they used to go out? Probably. I think it would be easier. Can they, Andrew? Oh. Oh.

I think it would be easier to be friends with someone you used to go out with because you've got that sexual stuff out the way. Yeah. No, that's bullshit. Just like it's done. It's out of the way. One of them will always. You're a special case.

One of them will always cling on. One of them's always got like a. Nah. I don't think so. Bestering. Nah. Not in every situation. Not in every case. One of them will always cling on. One of them's always got like a bestering. No. Not in every situation. Not in every case. No.

No. A little insight there. A little insight there, yeah. Andrew, that's going to get brought up later when we've gone. Why didn't you back me up? I like to think they can. I like to think they can. I like to think the best of people. There'll be situations where they're different than that they can. I like to think the best of people.

There'll be situations where they definitely can't. You do not like to think the best of people. I don't trust anyone. People are shit. But I like to think the best of them. You like to give them a chance. Yeah, I'll give them a chance to ruin it for themselves. But my money's on, yes, I believe they can.

Not in every situation. Certainly not, but surely they can be right. Yeah. P's don't always have to go in V's. That's what I'm saying. P's could go on P's. P's can go right on P's. You could whack a P with a P.

I'm not even going to. Put two P's on a V if you want it. You're not here to judge. Holy shit. You can. I've seen a documentary about it. On Pornhub. Wonderful documentary service.

And welcome to the Pornhub documentary service. Oh my God. They can though. It's not wrong scientifically. Do ghosts sleep? Do ghosts sleep? Ghosts don't exist. Ghosts are a figment of your imagination if you've not got enough oxygen or if you've got carbon dioxide poisoning. Why did you ask this one?

Because he's going to be like, ah, there's nothing else. Megan gets quite upset when we talk about, when we take the piss out of Deb Weber and all the psychics. I don't know that anything is real, but I'm open to things. But you're just not open to anything. And I hope one day there's someone at the end of your bed being like, Hello, I'm a cow. God damn it. Open the window.

I need some more carbon dioxide. I need some more oxygen. I'm seeing ghosts over here. It looks like you might grind it. Well, of course it does. Your brain's tripping daisies. It's putting together a picture of someone you're familiar with. It's going to be someone you know.

Of course, there's hacks and stuff out there who are preying on the vulnerable, but there's also those weird stories about kids who retell stories about stuff they never should know anything about. Shit, I could tell a lot of good stories when I was a kid. If I got into a hot vein of attention when I was telling a story. No, but like factional. Factional? Fact stories. What do you call those?

Fact. Real life. Real life? Because you say fictional. Fiction's made up. On factual things, Jared. I mean, it was right there. That was low-hanging fruit.

What is it again? Factual stories. I'll give you that because some of those stories are weird. They're just like, you hear about that. Young kids are like, I was in the war and I got shot. But if I was a little kid and I was like, I was in the war, and everyone's like, were you? I'd be like, yes, I was.

I had a gun. Oh, what happened next one? I was very scared. And then that'd be on Ellen, and Ellen would be like, tell me the story again. I'd be like, fuck, I can't remember. And I was at be on Ellen And Ellen would be like Tell me the story again I'd be like Oh fuck I can't remember And I was at war Ellen

I was As I recall Very scared I had a gun I don't know Ellen Why don't you yell at me Because I've come on your show And ruined it

Because I can't remember the bullshit I told my parents six months ago Before this went viral on the internet. Give me a break. But to go sleep, don't know. I guess the first debate is whether they're real and then I don't know what they do. So no, they're not, so they don't because

they're not real. Grow up. But if they were real, I think they'd nap. I think they'd be nocturnal, wouldn't they? They'd be like kiwi. And occasionally you see a Kiwi, so let's not rule them out being Kiwi during the day. That's true.

Because I've never seen a Kiwi. And then I saw a Kiwi and I was like, well, colour me a fool. They do exist. They do, yeah. I know. Is love at first sight actually a thing. You're lust after someone, really.

Yeah. I think you say something like, oh my God, they're hot. Yeah. I love them. That's love at first sight, right? Yeah. Yeah. I think it's more of a lust thing.

You say something and you're like, oh heck. They're making me feel funny. I'm getting tingles. Yeah. I would like to be a blank slate and kiss them and let them guide me as to what they like and then reciprocate. Because what did you... Yeah, like a real attraction. When you first saw your wife at the Outback, we were working,

and she was an export gold girl. Were your first thoughts... Was she a Red Bull girl? No, export after her days of export gold. When your first words out loud, oh, she was Red Bull girl after her days of export gold. When your first words out loud, oh, I wonder if she'll give me a free export gold. Yeah, they were. I mean, I should have been entitled to some free export gold anyway.

Absolutely. I was working that evening. But, well, your neighbour's got a very nice old car. It's very green, isn't it? What is that? It's a Tarana. Oh, lovely. It's an old Cortina. God, I should be able to tell. It's very green, isn't it? What is that? It's a... It's a... It's a... Oh, lovely. It's an old Cortina.

Lovely. Got a Chevy Hotel. It's debadged, though. It's got that looking very swishy. Is that Peter? Peter. Peter. Peter would drive that.

Peter. Bright green car. Kermit. G'day, Peter. No one can see his car. I'm just describing it, though. People can... Great job so far.

Yeah. I remember thinking my wife was very attractive. Very attractive. But then you would have thought a remember thinking my wife was very attractive. Very attractive. But then you would have thought a lot of them in the room were. Very attractive. Yeah. Yeah, I had a very low bar. So she was over it.

But you're right, there were other people that were over it. But now I know some of those people that she was friends with, or worked with rather, that I'll see on her Facebook. I'll be like, who's that? She's like, that's who I used to work with. I'll be like, God, they've aged terribly. I've definitely picked the right one here. So, you know,

that's like how I play my sharesies account. I'm looking to make a great investment now that will pay its dividends in the future. How is your sharesies going? Because I've given up since I cashed out at the height. Actually, Cannasouth had a good... I mean, we're recording this at the end of November, so things might have changed.

But, no, Cannasouth... I thought Cannasouth would plummet after the non-legalisation of cannabis. But Cannasouth's doing all right. Who else is doing all right for me? How do we go from love at first sight to talking about your bloody shares? Fonterra.

Tell you what, Fonterra have been riding that with a little success. I just got out of the capitalist game, Vaughan, because I couldn't trade on people's job losses, you know? Well, that's how you played it. I was doing long-term investment in companies. Most of mine are like green energy companies and like sustainable future brands. You were arms trading, weren't you? No, I made $100 when this company fired like 500 people.

And I was like, this is not right. Well, I made $1,000 when they nuked Ukraine. I don't feel great about it. Don't glaze over his moment of humanity. That's really sweet. Oh, no, Megan, I cashed out and I brought arm clothes. Yeah, he felt really bad about it. He clothed himself.

Make a donation to their unemployment fund. But it was nuts because I don't really know how all this stuff works. And I only had like a couple of hundred dollars in there. Right. And it was just bizarre that I read in the newspaper that they'd fired all these people. And I was like, oh, I invested in them. And then I see it go up and I'm just like, wow. So that's nuts, right?

That went up because their costs went down. Because they didn't have to pay like hundreds of people. When you fire hundreds of people, doesn't your productivity also go down? But your costs have gone down further? Yeah. I've actually talked to the CEO about next time he makes a big announcement to tell me first. I think that's illegal. What if you're part of his announcement though?

Yeah. And that's insider trading. I am joking. That's insider trading. On record, I am joking. Is it? Yeah. That's insider trading. I am joking. On record, I am joking. Is it? Yeah, that's insider trading. Because do you remember there was this guy on a train and he was just sitting next to some guy

and he overheard some stuff, so he brought all these shares. I think that was unfair. He was just near them and the guy shouldn't have been talking so loud. I'm with you, Megan. He's innocent. That's good fortune. He was acquiring knowledge. I'm with you, Megan. He's innocent. It was good fortune. He was acquiring knowledge. Yeah, that's just smart.

Good fortune. But for the record, I do not have any shares in the company because I'm out. I'm an ethical investor now. I'm only trading in those shoes that are made out of hemp cumps. You're primarily looking to invest in cumps. I tell you what, old people are always going to have feet. Yes, exactly. Unless they get amputated because of gangrenous diabetes.

But until then, they will be wearing cumps. So that's a solid investment. So love at first sight, no. Is that how we got to investing? Goodness, we should do an investing podcast. How good would that be? Yep. No?

Okay. I might tip out of that one. Just again, I do not incite a trade. I'm too pretty to go to prison. Could you imagine me? You'd have a field day. No, I mean... What?

Don't worry. Carry on. What's the key to making a good sandwich? I don't do sandwiches. I'm going to have to pass on this one. sandwich? I don't do sandwiches. I'm going to have to pass on this one. Nah, I don't like sandwiches. Thick bread. He's just like anti-carbs.

This is the annoying part. When you buy bread, it says sandwich bread, but it's always the thinnest bread, but it shouldn't be the thinnest bread because if you're making a good sandwich, you want a good thick bread. No, but that's toast bread. Yeah, but why? When you're putting less on the toast than you are on the sandwich. I'll give you that fair call.

Yeah. Fair call. That's a bloody bit of prophecy being spouted over here. Write that down. That's Nostradamus. Thank you. In 2025, they'll be like, it was like ancient philosopher M. Papadopoulos once said, why is the sandwich bread thinner?

You're putting more on it than the toast. Thank you. That's great. That's a really good call. Then you want a little bit of bread lubricant. Easy spread butter. Not margarine. No, see if you're putting, you should be putting some kind of like dressing

or cream or something on it. You don't need butter then. Okay, so you're going to put one dressing on top and another dressing on the bottom. Yeah. Okay, so you're going to put one dressing on top and another dressing on the bottom. Yeah. That's if you're eating it straight away. If this is a take-to-work sandwich, that's going to go so well.

No, absolutely not. You've got to insulate the bread against the sauce using a meat and cheese. Yeah. But yeah, you've got meat, cheese, you've got tomatoes. Not a fan of cucumber on my sandwiches.

No. At least they are a cucumber sandwich. Then it's like a pizza. You don't need to put a million things on it for it to be tasty. It can be like a few ingredient sandwich and it can still be really good. A few well-chosen ingredients. Yeah. You're right there.

Give them a little squash on, sauce up, lid on, cut diagonally. Diagonally? Yes. You like triangles? Yes. Cute. He likes triangles. And half diagonally. Because. You like triangles. Yes. Cute. But only one cut. He likes triangles.

And half diagonally. Because then you could eat it side on. Didn't we – we literally made sandwiches the other day, and we were like, who cuts them trianglally? I do. Cut one cut, try it diagonally. No, but then you get a real skinny bit of bread, and it doesn't have any filling on it.

No, you put that in your mouth until you – you keep putting that in your mouth until you gag. And that's how you know you've got enough in. And then you close your mouth and that's where you bite the first bite of a sandwich. Okay. And then there's plenty of flavour in there. Like you said before about eating a pizza from side on.

You get enough in your mouth and the flavour fills up the bland blank area of a sandwich. And then just yum, yum, yum, eat it all. Leave the knife hovering over the sink because you might make another sandwich. Or you don't let the blade touch the sink until you're really done.

Don't let the blade touch the sink, yeah. And then making another sandwich. What was the question? That's the secret to a good sandwich. Oh, a good sandwich. What makes you feel sexy? Let me you bloody mind. I don't know. you feel sexy? Maybe you bloody mind. Oh.

Um. I don't know. Probably the wind in your hair. Your frilly knickers. Yeah, well, they've fallen short lately. I need something more than frilly knickers.

Yeah, frilly knickers don't. Because often they're not as comfy. Yeah, and people might be too harsh on themselves if they put on frilly knickers and't... Because often they're not as comfy. Yeah, and people might be too harsh on themselves. If they put on frilly knickers and they think that's going to solve everything and then they look in the mirror and they were like, well, maybe it was the old knickers weren't the problem in the first place. It was my self-doubt.

And I thought there's this pair of frilly knickers from Bras and Things. Bras and Things still a thing? Yeah. I haven't been into Bras and Things for a long time, actually. I was asked to leave last time. Is it Bras and Things that have the sexy Yeah. I haven't been into bras and things for a long time, actually. I was asked to leave last time I was in there. Is it bras and things that have the sexy corner? Yeah. What's in the sexy corner?

Yeah, like corsets and teddies. I bought Sade some stuff from bras and things early in our relationship from the sexy corner. She never wore it. It was too much. She said it was a bit too much. That's classic. What? Because boys don't know.

I know. It needs to be sexy, but it needs to be comfortable, too. No, but it wasn't even that. It was just, I think boys just assume, oh, the only thing that's stopping her is she doesn't have a good set. And then you buy her sexy and she's like, oh, I'm not a prostitute or like a stripper. I don't know. I think that was a learning curve for a young Vaughan Smith.

You can't just pop into bras and things and buy anything and expect it to go down a tree. God, I don't know what makes you feel sexy. Ten hours sleep. When was the last time you slept? Ten hours. Oh, my God. Oh, delicious. Oh, my God.

What makes you feel sexy? I don't know. No. What if someone checks you out? Yeah, I guess so. Maybe because you'd be like, oh, yeah, still got it. Still got it. Yeah, still got it.

Yeah. Yeah, you had one of those recently. Who, me? No. Fletch. Did I? When? You made the girls giggle, remember?

In the lift. Oh, that's right, yeah. They were like, he's pretty cute. This old dog still got it. Still got it. Did you just call me an old dog? That's what you said out loud when they giggled in the lift. You were like, this old dog still got it. Still got it. Did you just call me an old dog? That's what you said out loud when they gave him the lift. You were like, this old dog still got it.

And they were like, oh God, stop. Let us out. Let us out. I did not say anything of the kind. Really ruined it for yourself there. Well, just an unexpected compliment. That can make you feel pretty good, can't it? Shoes, actually, I've decided.

It's like... You're after a material object. Like a good pair of shoes. Did you say Instagram filter? Andrew, you're in so much trouble when we leave tonight. Did you actually say that, you bitch? He's protected for now. He might not have been nominated.

He might have been speaking for himself. Oh, right. Because you've got that package, don't you? The presets. Don't give me shit for that because lots of people have the presets. I know they do. It blows my mind. I couldn't believe when you told me this that people have a theme to their Instagram.

I was like, what do you mean? Like a cat one. And they were like, no, all the photos. Like a color grading. I could not believe it. Yeah. You showed me some examples and I just couldn't believe it. And I saw a lovely Christmas package for presets recently. What is it? It made everything a little bit snowy looking.

But then that's a lot to change, you know, your whole hue. Well, you'd need to put up at least nine photos to make those little squares look the part. What were we talking about? What makes you feel sexy? What makes you feel sexy? What makes you feel sexy? When your mum says, you're looking nice. Because from my mum, she just doesn't say shit like that. No.

My mum's like, oh, you look nice. You're like, what the fuck is happening? What? I don't think mum would ever include me in it. She would more say, that's a nice dress. Like, shame you're in it, but the dress is nice. Right, right, yeah. Oh, see, I've always lumped that on myself if mum's ever said that's a nice shirt or something.

Yeah. Well, you didn't make it. No, I didn't. And I'm just modelling it. Not that well. Okay, well, we can't really help people too much more with this topic, I don't think. Executive Intern, on your next topic. Boyfriends that accompany their girlfriends lingerie shopping.

Hot. Good on them. To bras and things. Getting back to bras and things. Now, why are they doing it? Because the girlfriend wants the boyfriend's input in this scenario? Or are you imagining she's like, you come and pick something out, I'll'll model it and then she struts out and he's like i like it and the next one he's like i like it and the next one she's like he's like i like that one too and pick a

favorite they're all my favorite yeah yeah no that's just you might just be there together and you were like i'm gonna pop in here and then they're being supportive. That's good, isn't it? Yeah. Is there a negative way of approaching it? Who asked this question? Is it a guy who's just like, I don't want to. Is it a guy wanting to know if it's inappropriate if he asks if he can accompany them? No, I just thought of this one off the back of your bras and things chat.

Okay. Because I always, as a solo wahine, always in bras and things, I always think, who suggested coming in here? Was it you or was it the girlfriend? Oh, if you see them. If you see them in there. Oh, you know, okay. So you're thinking he might be, like, pushing her towards sexy lingerie when that's not really her forte.

So this loose ghost doesn't ever go with you when you go knicker shopping? Nah, never. Does he ever ask to? Nah. Are you the one anti it? Oh, yeah. Do you know what I'd like to see you two do just for your relationship? Welcome to the counselling.

Go shopping together for some sexy negligee. And you know what? He can have some sexy negligee too. He would take the piss though. With his version of the sexy negligee. He would either pick out the most, the tiniest one and be like, yee-haw, girl, cow, girl. Or he'd pick out the granny panties and be like, this is what I'm into. I don't think he would take it seriously.

But what would he wear for sexy negligee? I don't know. Satin boxes. What would you imagine him sliding into if he was going to do a small striptease? This feels like a trap. A trap that I'm not going to want to do. Like a well-fitting boxer brief form. Maybe something.

A well-fitted boxer. Like a boxer brief. Would he wear that? Like a fresh pair of jockeys? Calvin's? He already wears Calvin's. Okay, so that's what you're into then for him. Is this for Anna or are you wanting a picture of her boyfriend in Calvins?

It's kind of starting to feel like that. That's true. We're talking about women wearing the sexy underwear, but why can't men have a nice... Yeah, guys need a wee sexy something. This could be a good tip for guys listening for what their woman might be into. Yeah, guys can do

the strut around in their sexy bits and pieces. Why don't you take that on board? What do you mean? Get some sexy Calvins. Have you got a sexy... You don't know he doesn't have a sexy outfit.

This is for when he doesn't have sexy Calvins. Because, quote, they're too much to spend on one pair of undies. I've had a pair of Calvins. Thank you. And I don't think

they lasted very well. You blew out the gooch. You're a cynic gooch. I don't think that they were worth the extra money. Jockeys of blood will last twice as long. I think that's your arsehole because Well, my arsehole is the same PH as Jockeys then because that doesn't tear through them as quickly as it tears through the

Kelvins. Were you getting were these Kelvins your father-in-law brought back from Thailand? No, I have had fake Kelvins and they actually lasted longer. Clevins. Were you getting, were these Kelvins your father-in-law brought back from Thailand? From Thailand. No, I have had fake Kelvins and they actually lasted long. Clevins. Although they weren't as comfortable as real Kelvins. No, my Kelvin went in the waistband, like underneath, you know, with the material.

Yeah. Weakens against the waistband and then opened up a hole. Oh, well, you should have brought them around. But Megan's got the banana. The rest was history. You'd have the banana the whole lot up. I'm not sewing your undies. And then it's too high. You'd banana the Calvins.

I could banana them myself. I just need to borrow the banana. Would you let Vaughan borrow the banana for the Calvins? Yeah, I just wouldn't sew your undies for you. Sterilise the needle afterwards if that's a mission. Do you think they'd accept undies at an alteration station? Alteration shop? I bet they've seen it all.

Yeah, I reckon they would. I bet someone's walked in there and been like, I've actually lost a bit of weight. Would you be able to take in my gimp suit? Or something like that. Yes. But don't, I mean, no kink shaming. No.

Good on them for having a gimp suit. No, but can you take in, like, vinyl? Well, they've got the thicker needle. It's the needle that's the difference, right? No, I believe you might need to go to an upholsterer with a gimp suit. A saddle-ree? A saddle-ree or a... They actually did right.

They'll need to get out the thicker needle, the leather needle. Yep, absolutely. And perhaps even a more heavy-duty cotton. A boot cotton, for example. Okay. That's quite an investment. You want to make sure that you're, you know, not a yo-yo-er. Oh, I know, because that's like my wetsuit. Okay. That's quite an investment. You want to make sure that you're, you know, not a yo-yo-er.

Oh, I know, because that's like my wetsuit. Yeah. My ocean swimming wetsuit. Right. They could take a

bit of stretch, but obviously, all the pressure's on the zip. So there you go. That's that topic, I would say, well covered.

Yeah, absolutely. If there was a fire and you were on a silent retreat, would you break character or commit? How many people are at the retreat? And are we in like an apartment building or a big building? In my head, we're in an outdoor, semi-outdoor,

thatched roof, temple-esque. Yeah, right. It's like yurts. Oh, yurts. Oh, yurts. Well, yurts will go up like nobody's business. They're canvas. Canvas and wood. Everything's on fire.

Fuck breaking character. No. I'll be like, ah! You've signed up for the silent retreat. No, Jesus. I could die. I'm out. I'd sound the emergency ringing bowl, singing bowl.

It's not urgent enough It needs to be more urgent Which is the emergency It's the emergency singing bowl Yeah No, I'd just be like Guys, fuck We're going to have a little start again

There's a fire You guys stay quiet Just get out of here I'll start again. There's a fire. You guys stay quiet. Just get out of here. I'll start again when the fire's put out. I'll start my silent five day silence again. All right.

Ah, got ya. Duh. Yeah. Thanks, mate. Duh. Can't talk too. Great character. The perfect Sunday afternoon.

Oh. Mr Mr Whippy Definitely be a Mr Whippy Yumcha Big feed and then Maybe an ice cream Ice cream balls Ice cream balls Yumcha Then maybe an ice cream as well

And afterwards at a different location. A gentle stroll with some light chat. Okay. And then probably at home. Oh, my God. And I'd do some yard work. I'd probably mow the lawns. And, yeah, that'd be great, actually.

Oh, my God. We vastly did it. You literally could have said rainbows in. Afternoons. Oh, no, I don't want to go to rainbows in. There's people there. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're vastly different. You literally could have said Rainbows End. Afternoons. Oh no, I don't want to go to Rainbows End. There's people there.

Oh yeah. Like a large queue. I've had my fill of people by the Yum Char Meal I spoke of earlier. Right. With me personally. Relaxing.

Chilling. Maybe a bit of PlayStation in there. Yeah, relaxing. Megan, well what's yours seeing if you're going

to be like this? Like a movie and then like afternoon delight Oh I hadn't even thought of that That's a night time activity You don't want God watching No it's afternoon because then you go to bed early

What? So what you're having sex and then going to bed at like 4 o'clock in the afternoon You've not even had dinner yet. I mean, I had yum chow. I said, I won't have dinner. But I'm definitely going to move for dinner. I guess it's a night time activity.

Yeah. But no, you get too tired because it's Sunday night and you've got to get up early. Oh. Well, no, it's the night time activity. I didn't say it was a Sunday night activity. Tuesday night activity. Middle of the week. The less stressful day of the week.

With nothing on. Okay. Interesting. And ice cream. I agree with the ice the week. With nothing on. Okay. Interesting. And ice cream. I agree with the ice cream. Ice cream's a definite must have. Maybe throw on a hydra slide for some adventure. Oh shit, okay, yeah. That'd be nice, wouldn't it? A swim. Yeah, some sort of water-based activity. Maybe

a spa. Maybe some dolphins. Presence. Presence? Sure. Trying heroin with no ramifications. Yep. Being able to be shot. What? In a bulletproof vest.

No, but that's painful. If it's my Sunday afternoon, for that afternoon I'm bulletproof. Oh yeah, true. Yeah. I'm high on heroin. Bulletproof. Yeah, bulletproof. Yep. Full of yum cha. Going down the hydro slide. Oh yeah true I'm high on heroin With no risk of addiction Bulletproof Yeah bulletproof

Full of yum cha Going down the hydro slide Mowing my lawns Yeah I tell you what If you're on heroin Mowing your lawns Your straight lines

Are going all the way down I know actually I wouldn't I'd leave that till Monday When the heroin's worn off How long does heroin Take to wear off No idea Because those lawns

Have only got a couple of days Before they can sat in too long for a standard mow. Something to consider. If you're aroused by dirty talk, are your genitals technically voice activated? I'd say so. Yeah. Your balls are pretty much Alexa, aren't they? Or Siri. Balls stiff pretty much Alexa, are they, or Siri. Balls, stiffen the penis.

Balls, what's the weather doing tomorrow? And stiffen the penis. Balls, broadcast on nipples as well. We are getting down to business. Well, I think people often forget the speech is a very important part of being aroused, perhaps. Oh, okay, bloody. Go on. I don't know what I was just saying, you know, like the bit of feedback and everything.

It's nice, isn't it? Nice words. Words can often play their important role. Touch, I don't know what I was just saying, you know, like the bit of feedback and everything. It's nice, isn't it? Nice words. Words can often play their important role. Touch, all the senses. Yeah. And they have to work in unison, don't they? Because if something smells gross, that's not going to work. Smell, you've got to have a good smell.

What are you looking at me like that for? I'm explaining to you the senses. So smell, you obviously wouldn't be too aroused if you were trying to Make love in a dumpster Full of old fish heads That would be hard Even if you couldn't Feel the fish heads

If it was just purely Beside the dumpster Full of fish heads The smell would be off putting Taste You want a nice Cleansed palate Maybe some sorbet

Sex sorbet Yes Oh my god Are we on to something Cleanse the palate Before love making With sex sorbet. Yes. Oh, my God. Are we on to something? Cleanse the palate before lovemaking with sex sorbet. Yes. That's not for you. I don't like food in the bedroom.

Cold tongue, though. Yes, true. Yeah. Yeah, well. You don't like food in the bedroom? No. I just wanted to touch on the moment of personal. Absolutely not. Absolutely not.

Absolutely not. What about flavoured things? No. You'd snack in bed, wouldn't you? No. No way. Whipped cream. On the couch.

Like you'll find an odd Malteser down there. Shit, no. You'll find the odd Malteser between the pillows. So where do you do your whipped cream in? In the kitchen. In the kitchen. With my brandy snaps. Oh, right.

And my pavlovas. Now, how do you do a brandy snap? Is that a sex move, is it? That involves whipped cream. It probably is, you know. Don't Google that. It's an urban dictionary brandy snap. Urban dictionary brandy snap.

You'll be, you'll be, you'll be, ugh. Oh, that's ruined, Nan's brandy snaps this Christmas anyway. Isn't it? I won't be able to crunch those between my teeth and be like, oh, just stab me in the mouth without thinking of whatever possibly it could be in the world of sexual deviancy. Well, that was the end of segment two,

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