ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Megan Podcast - August 24 2018

Episode Date: August 23, 2018

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This is the Fletch, Vaughan and Megan podcast, thanks to Spark. You can stay connected with free Wi-Fi a gig a day on the $19 Spark prepaid rollover pack. Enjoy. Hello, good morning. Welcome to the show, Fletch, Vaughan and Megan. Two things. Are you all right? Newsreader on you?

I just kicked Leo. Sorry, buddy. Megan, you've got your dog in today Leo With the big googly eyes Oh, he's right here Fletch He's wearing a cute I'll give you this You know I'm not a dog person Unless it's a husky, Megan

But he's wearing a denim jacket It's his bark sabbath And Judas pooch on it he's wearing a denim jacket. It's his bark Sabbath and Judas pooch on it. It's his biker jacket. It's good. He's all badass. It's pretty cute. I'll give you that. He'd walk up to a Rottweiler

and the Rottweiler would be like, take it off. Okay. You know when you get a little ambitious when you're a teenager wearing something out of your bracket of where you belong? But it doesn't get any different now if you have a new item of clothing wearing it to work here,

does it, Megan? No. No. Get ridiculed and you pretty much take it off and never wear it again. That's the way it goes. Now this big brawl, Newsread it goes. Now this big brawl. Newsreader Rania. This big brawl.

150 people brawling outside of school. Rose Hill College, right? Yep. Were they students? I'll go on record now and say I'm not fighting any other dads. If I go to school, pick up and shit breaks out, me and Indy are running for the hills. I'm not fighting anybody. But did you ever go to school, pick up and shit breaks out, me and Indy are running for the hills. I'm not fighting anybody.

But did you ever go to school and someone would be like, my dad's in the mob or my dad's in a gang. He'll beat you up. He'll beat up your dad. My dad's a builder. He'll give it a go. My dad's a sign writer. He'll come in and stick it in your face.

Yeah. My dad will run away and hopefully take me with him. We don't want to hide it. Yeah. I couldn't imagine that happening outside of a school. Oh God.

That would just be so weird. Yeah. Full. Full noise. Full noise rumbles. All right, you lot. Listen up. It's story time.

Story time. Three news headlines for three stories that I've found with, I guess, interesting news stories, quirky, odd news stories. Vaughan and Megan pick one of the three headlines. No Googling is normally allowed, but sometimes, well, it happens. Sometimes I just let you kids get away with murder. Yeah, if we're super curious Headline one Caution after wild apartment mushrooms

Put in family dinner Headline two Put down that camera and make some money And headline three House listing looks like horror movie set Oh Oh House listing Horror movie set Is Oh. Hmm.

Oh, house listing, horror movie set. Is that a bloody situation? The first one, the mushrooms, cooked mushrooms, were those mushrooms growing out of a mold or were they hallucinogenic mushrooms? I don't know, but they weren't good mushies. Oh, goodness. Were they like the kids put them in the fridge and mum used them in the spag bowl?

Maybe. Pretty much. And they're all in hospital. Oh, goodness. Where they're like the kids put them in the fridge and mum used them in the spag bowl. Maybe. Pretty much. And they're all in hospital. Oh, wow. I couldn't do that. Like, get your muskies from the supermarket. Yeah, me too. But people that like would grow their own mushroom,

that's like you're running the risk of tripping over some dinner. Yeah, it's, you get your mushrooms from reputable dealers. Yeah. You know, be they hallucinogenic or, you know, a button mushroom for a salad. Yeah. You want to know what you're getting. Yeah. So not that one.

Not that one. So not the mushroom. What was number two again? Put down that camera and make some money. So either that or the horror. Put down that camera and make some money. I think that one. Because just imagine the third one,

the open home that looked like a horror scene or the house listing. It would be Blood War. Yeah. Yeah, right. Okay, all right. So we'll go for story number two. We go now to New York City

where a police union wants to turn random bystanders into vigilantes for hire. They say that quite often when they're trying to apprehend suspects, people have the phones out. Would that be the first thing you did if you came up to, like, a crime, like a scuffle that was happening? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, you get the phone out.

You get the phone out. It's even the same when you're driving somewhere and there's police lights everywhere. You're like, oh. Because I remember, was it last year, they stopped that stolen career van on my way to work and I was filming it and they were all like armed offenders. I know, but what are you supposed to do?

Well, people were like, I can't believe you were filming that. I was like, well, I wanted the good video if someone got shot. Yeah. I could have been on the news and had my name down the bottom corner. Like, video thanks to. Yeah. Do they, you don't send it in if, like, anything needs blurring. They'll blur it there, won't they?

You don't DIY blur because they've got proper blurring. They've got the proper blurring technology. So it's obviously a problem for police. And a lot of time they're trying to apprehend suspects and people aren't getting away. So the police union is offering well their idea, this is a proposal

it's not actually a thing yet if you do end up in New York City by chance by a crime. They are offering in their proposal $500 to any civilian who helps cops wrestle suspects who are resisting arrests instead of filming. You can make

a bit of money by wrestling. I would have thought you could get in trouble for that because you'd like... Yeah, because then you could be done with assault. You don't know how far to push it. Are you allowed to like punch them in the back of the head? No. And then what if you get in the way of them actually... You're helping a solo police

cop and then like everyone's all over each other, and then the backup arrives, and they think you're attacking. You're involved. You get maced. That's the thing. Someone flies in with a mace or a taser or a knee to the balls, and they're your balls with a knee in them.

Yeah. But then, like, I couldn't be a cop. Like, imagine being by yourself, and you need to arrest someone, and they're, like, bigger than you. I saw this video of there was a police woman in the UK and she was like following this guy and trying to stop him. Yeah, I don't think police should ever be by themselves. No. I don't think they very often are.

But yeah, when I see a cop by themselves, I'm like, oh, it would just be tasers. Yeah, I just taser everyone. Yeah. Because then they start running and I'd be like, oh, he got away. That would be like my police report.

It's like 95, oh, he got away. How did he get away? He was real fast. Oh, the taser would be out everywhere. Got your one card, taser to point.

Sorry, I'm by myself. I'm a little jumpy when anybody talks to me. Well, you can see why people get shot in the States, can't you? Yeah. Yeah.

Like cops are scared, I guess. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And yeah, in some cases. You might remember on the show we talked about a gamer who broke up with his super hot girlfriend. The really hot weather girl? Yeah, that's right. And it went worldwide because everyone was like, dude, what are you doing breaking up with the hottest girl in the world?

Yeah, man, what's happening? You're 23, you're dating a super hot 27-year-old. She was moving back to Mexico for a job opportunity. And he's like, oh, no, I'm staying in New York. I'm concentrating on my game. I'm going to be a Call of Duty champion. Okay. Out of interest, what would the prize money be for a Call of...

Good question. It's getting up there. Right. I don't know exactly what the specific tournament's prize money was. But it's thousands, eh? No, it's in the tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands. It's getting right up there. Right.

So if you didn't have a job and you were pretty good, you could probably make a living. Let alone the fact of the streams, your YouTube hits. Right. You know, plugging computer products, for example, because the computers that are the best for gaming need to be associated with the best gamers. Call of Duty Championships, is that what it was?

Yeah, I think so. 1.5 the best gamers. Right. Call of Duty Championships, is that what it was? Yeah, I think so. 1.5 million. Jeez. It's an insane money in esports. Because if this had been like a pro sportsman, for example, like a tennis player, a rugby player, and he's like, look, sorry it's over, I'm concentrating on my career,

you could understand that a lot better than, oh, no, I'm getting rid of you because I want to practice my gaming. It was sadly because everyone said she was out of his league. So everyone's like, why are you dumping him? He's not a bad looking dude because he's not like a stereotypical 90s gamer. Gamers have changed. The whole pipe of gamers has changed somewhat. So what's the latest on that?

He lost. Oh. Is he going to want her? Is he asking for her to go? Nope. He said, no, I don't want her back. Please stop with the memes. I'm a gamer and I'm going to win some champs in Black Ops 4.

He's serious about it. Yeah, very, very serious about it. He's not. Yeah, I mean, he's a pretty good looking dude as well. I mean, I'm just looking at photos of them. They're confident enough when they were together to post this sort of photo on Instagram of where she's wearing her undies with a bow and he's topless wearing a Santa hat. Oh, wow. But they're both good looking people.

You see, when you say you're a gamer, you don't think that. You thought the comic book guy off The Simpsons. Yeah, basically. How awful would it be to like go through that situation and realise you were the meme where everyone said your partner was out of your league? Seeing all those memes? Yeah, it'd be horrible.

Yeah. That's really rough. But also being the guy that like, yeah, I dumped a solid 10. No biggie. Back to playing my video game. Okay, let's be serious. A sex expert has revealed there are seven different types of penis shape. So this person has been in the industry for 20 years.

They've worked with helping men with erectile dysfunction. So they've seen a few. So this guy says that most men should fit into one of these seven categories. So we'll start with the pencil. He says it's long and thin and the same sort of, can I say the G word? G? What's the G word? Yeah.

Oh. You were about to say girth. It's a measurement. Yeah, that's all right. Scientific term. I was like, what? The gooch? I was like, is gooch the G word?

You were about to say gooch. It's a uniform girth the whole way along. Right, okay. So straight like a pencil. Yeah, the length can range, but it's generally very long and usually thinner than average as a pencil. Right, okay. Capsicum.

He says... Capsicum? The capsicum is unusually short, but exceptionally thick. Oh, like a chode. A chode. A chode. A chode. Is it like as...

How unusual. How capsicums are like... Yeah, yeah. Real kind of bulb-y and red or yellow or green, depending on what stage you're picking at. If it's green, you need to see a doctor ASAP. Then this one's really interesting. The cone.

So the cone is... So where the ice cream sits is at the base and the point of it is at the end. So apparently... I would have said lying down and putting a road cone over it. Yeah, like a road, yeah. Not an ice cream cone, but a cone. So it gets smaller.

Yeah. Right. Like progressively smaller. Yeah. Like an actual... Yeah. Like comes to like a tip. Yeah, because like there's things that restrict it,

shall we say. Right, okay. But it sounds like that's like a bit of a problem and most guys with that kind of shape need to get like... I've heard about that. I've heard about a, and if we've been growing up about it, an overly tight foreskin.

And it needs an operation. Right. Because it can't function normally. So that's why it comes to a point because it's an operation. Right. Because it can't function normally. So that's why it comes to a point because it's being restricted. Right. So if you've got one of those I'm sure you'd know by now. Yeah. Then we move

on to the banana. Now they've said the banana is a unique one because it is either natural or caused by injury. It's a congenital curve. So you're either born with it or something's happened, you know, and it's got a curve.

And it's like a banana curve. What could happen? What sort of accident would lead to a – because there's no – it's not like you can break a bone. There are no bones in there. There's a thing called Peroni's episode. Peroni's disease. Is that the mic thing? I don't know. Guys can have it at some point in their life which apparently

can cause that to curve. So there's this Norwegian gene. Oh really? And it's above the penis and it tightens and it can cause it to be pulled up. Now apparently the signs are if you put your hands up

and it also pulls your middle finger forward, slightly forward and apparently it gets worse with age. Right, okay. And some things can trigger it. Apparently it's linked to Norwegian genes. How do you know that? Like that's not a thing to recall. My mother-in-law told me.

How do you get these conversations? Because we were talking about where we're from and I said about how our family name should be Christofferson because we're Smith but some guy just came to New Zealand and he's like this doesn't sound sort of acceptable enough so he changed it and

she was like that's interesting and we started talking about Norwegians and she didn't ask to see my penis or anything but we talked about it. Yeah, right. We've got quite an open, we'll talk about And we started talking about Norwegians. And she didn't ask to see my penis or anything. But we talked about it. Yeah, right. Yeah. We've got quite an open. We'll talk about pretty much anything. Yeah, right.

That's weird. And then she told me about it. And I looked it up. Yeah, it's a thing. It's a thing. Right. Viking penis was another thing they called it. Oh, right.

Moving on to the hammer. So the hammer I've got in this picture is like Thor's hammer. Right. So it's kind of the opposite to the hammer. So the hammer I've got in this picture is like Thor's hammer. Right. So it's kind of the opposite to the cone. It's like skinny at the bottom and then just like a big rod. That would have been the mushroom. I guess it could be. Yeah. If you want to call it the mushroom.

I would have thought mushroom would have been. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. The most common is the sausage I think that's what I Mine's Average thickness And length

With a uniform girth And it's fairly typical I thought you said You had the pencil No no no It's not No I'd say sausage More than pencil

Unless it's one of those Novelty pencils Your parents used to bring Back from like the Goldie Oh yeah Remember those really Big pencils with a and they were quite a girthy pencil and they had a big rubber on the end. A hanging cord.

Yeah, impractical. You'd never use it. It's too big. And then the last shape. This is like the unicorn, the cucumber. So this is... You said the unicorn like it's the most short after. The holy grail of penises

Megan It's um Just bigger all over really Right Bigger and longer Okay right And we got through all seven We did actually quite well

Somebody said I'm a gold star lesbian Because I mentioned before Learning so much right now That's what somebody text messaged in Somebody said as someone with a curvature to the penis because I mentioned before. Oh, yeah, yeah. Learning so much right now. That's what somebody text messaged in. Somebody said, as someone with a curvature to the penis, I can tell you the injury was sustained during action.

So they had like a straightie. Yeah, and then there was an incident. Oh, like a banjo string. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, God, no, just not that. My flight mate did that once, ages ago. Did the banjo string. But that doesn't cause a curve. No, no, no. It would be more of a tissue damage further down.

Imagine you've got a straighty 180 all your life and all of a sudden you're curved. You're curving. That'd be weird. If I got to pick which way it curved, it would be up. Not to each side, not down. It would look weird down. You know how when your wheel alignment gets out

and it's really annoying? When you go to pee, you've just got to over that way a bit more. But at least you don't have to, because you can tell. You just look. Whereas when you're on the road, I just sometimes take your hands off the wheel and just see which way it goes. It's like your car.

It's very dangerous. It should go left. It should go left because it shouldn't drag you into oncoming traffic. Right. It should take you onto the side of the road. Okay. Today's top six deals with Gloria...

Gloria Vale. That was God trying to stop me. Gloria Vale merchandise. Gloria Vale dresses are popping up trying to stop me. Gloria Vale merchandise. Gloria Vale dresses are popping up on Trade Me For Sale, your classic blue number, and I've even seen a pink wedding ceremony dress up for sale. Oh, really? Yeah, I know when we,

someone that used to work here's mum made one. Yeah. And people were just like, where? Where can I get these? And even, yeah, but everybody wants them. And then I remember a few years ago, one of the departments upstairs came to the Christmas party as Gloria Vale. Yes. And they made them themselves too, didn't they?

Yeah, and everybody was just like, make me one, here's me money. Yeah. But you imagine the ones that are actually made there, they would be high quality. Yeah, pretty legit. They don't have five each, so they're going to last forever. Yeah. How many do you reckon they have? Two or three?

Just a couple. Well, do you reckon they specifically have? Yeah, they do, because remember they do their washing and they mark the family name on the bundle of washing. Oh, okay, they take it back. So they would have a specific, yeah. I was just thinking you just have a bunch of size 10s, a bunch of size 12s.

Yeah. That would probably be quite efficient. You just walk in, grab a clean one. Yeah. Walk out. With all the same, aren't they? Same with all the lads' shirts and stuff as well. And if a whole bunch of different people was wearing them,

it wouldn't have that person's smell. That'd be weird. Because you know how your clothes, even though you wash them, they smell like you? Yeah. So they're making some money and good on them. It appears that people who have left Gloriv are the people selling this Glorival clothing. So I've got some ways to help them make money.

Okay. Some top six Glorival merchandise ideas. Yeah. Because they come out of here with nothing. We talked about this. Yeah. Families come out of here with all these kids and nothing. No money.

No idea. Because they've lived in there their whole life. So steal some stuff on your way out. That sounds good. Top six Glorival merch ideas. Number six, a little matchbox car version of that creepy little car that takes them to the wedding consummation hut. That creepy little car with the creepy horn.

It was creepy. And how they all cheer them on. That whole house and situation's creepy. Yeah. We're being honest, the whole thing's creepy. Yeah, the whole dormitory style living's creepy when you we're being honest The whole thing's creepy Yeah the whole dormitory style living's creepy When you're not at boarding school or camp Yeah

Number five on the list of the top six Glorival merchandise ideas Glorival running shoes If you've watched the show They're just like school shoes They're kind of all purpose Yeah When they went for a run

In one of the episodes of Glorival She's like me and my dad Have been going for runs And they showed them running I was like, oh my God. It's just chafing. Yeah.

Everything about that. She doesn't have like a PE outfit. She has to wear a dress. The same blue dress. Yeah. Yeah. No PE outfit.

Glorival needs a PE outfit. Yeah. And you can't forget your PE gear because you live there. Number four on the list of the GlorivalVale merchandise

for young girls to help them get ready to be mothers is the GlorioVale My First Baby doll. And then there's the My Second Baby doll, My Third Baby doll, My Fourth Baby doll, My Fifth, up to 13. Oh, yeah, right. Yeah. And then you've got a doll for each one of your children

when you have them. Nice. It works all ways. Number three on the list, this is an online GlorioVale merchandise idea, the GlorioVale Baby Name Generator. Okay. It works all ways. Number three on the list. This is an online Glory Vale merchandise idea. The Glory Vale baby name generator.

Okay. Famous for its unusual names. Glory Vale. But if you need help deciding between suspicious hope and no,

suspicious wouldn't be good. Suspicious. Yeah. What are you guys doing? Maybe I should tell an elder. Suspicious? Stopping such a knock. Number two on the list of the top six GlorioVale merch items

is the Game of Life GlorioVale edition. Spoiler alert, if you're female, the game's pretty much decided which path you have to go down from birth. Yeah, there's no changing that. Right through to death. Nah, it pretty much is like born, learn about God, cook, clean. Do the washing. Die.

Oh, I forgot, have babies. Yeah, have a million babies. Die. And the number one idea for the top six glory of our merch ideas is a book. It's the How to Start Your Own Religion to Avoid Paying Corporate Tax on Various Corporate Entities for Dummies Guide. Those for Dummies Guide still sell pretty well. They do, yeah.

Which surprises me because there's like the internet and stuff. Yeah. But they still sell okay. That is today's top six. FEM. ZM. Remember those days at school when you realised you'd forgotten your lunch? Oh, yeah.

The worst. Oh, and then your mum would have to come, wouldn't she? Yeah. Oh, no, mum would not come, mum. Your mum would have. It was too far. What did you do? Oh, yeah, because you lived in the country. Went hungry. Scrounged. Scrounged. Went on a scrounge, said to Call in, he'd be like, oh, no, mum would not come in. Your mum would have. It was too far. What did you do? Because he lived in the country.

Went hungry. Scrounged. Scrounged. Went on scrounge, said to Callum, can I eat your ham sandwiches? And he'd be like, oh, yeah, I was going to get something else anyway. Because it's not like you're carrying a wallet. What, from the tuck shop? Yeah.

Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah, he'd go in because he had an after school job. And his grandparents paid him too much. So he was flush with cash. Oh, he's flush with cash. He strikes me as one of those people that would have taken a packed lunch but gone to the tuck shop and given it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he did.

And then he got his lunch. I always really liked his ham sandwiches because his dad made them on white toast bread. Yeah. And so like it was a thicker bread and heaps of butter. And then like, not because we only ever had luncheon. Right, but they had shaved ham. So why did you forget your lunch?

No, I forgot my breakfast. It has thrown me right off. And then in a panic, I was like, well, I'm not going to get through the morning with nothing to eat. So for breakfast, I had my gym protein shake. That you'd normally have after the gym. That's not a suitable breakfast for a growing girl. The problem is as well, it gets worse.

I bought a new one and I decided to branch out and get a new flavour. So I always get vanilla. Oh, I don't like doing that. I've got one protein drink shake that I like for the gym and I haven't changed in like the last five years. Really? What flavour is it? Six years.

Chocolate. Or sometimes they've got a cookies and cream one. I do that one. Oh, yeah, right. I was going to say, it's always chocolate or vanilla. But do you know what? Just before I launch into this rant, what, do you like that? Well, because I thought I'd treat myself, and I got cappuccino.

Oh, that's odd. I was like, it's a roll of the dice. How big a bucket did you get? I got a massive one. Oh, wow, that's a good one. I like these sorts of gambles. Because if you don't like that flavor, you're stuck with that for ages, for months. Do you know, the initial sip, I was like,

this is good. Then it... It soon wasn't. No, no. It's a bit sweet and it's a bit weird tasting. So you're going to have that for like how long? Maybe I can put a shot of coffee in it and then it'll taste more like coffee.

Months. I'm going to be stuck with forever. Because the one that I get, recently I ordered a big tub of it and it's like on the side there's as. It's going to be so good. So I, because the one that I get, recently I ordered a big tub of it and it's like on the side, there's a sticker. It's like new, improved flavour.

I was like, hang on a second. And it's not new and improved. I don't like the new flavour. You want to see new formula or whatever you like. Because Shapestack. Yeah,

Shapestack. Shapestack. They'll go back. They'll go back. Except like, like buckets of protein don't kind of get the national media attention that shapes does. You know?

No. It doesn't rile people up as much. You don't have to sit down drunk on a Friday night and start eating a bucket of protein. Talk about hair above this on their Facebook page. Whatever do you do? Why don't you change? But it makes me always wonder why they're changing. Like, why have you had this...

What was wrong with it? Why have you had this flavour for so long? Like, what's wrong? Like, in my head, I start, like... Because I'm quite cynical. So I'm like, well, what was wrong with... Is your last flavour causing cancer or something? Yeah.

Or is there something in there that's a banned substance? Yeah, exactly. Or they've gone cheaper. They've found a way to do it cheaper. That's the palm oil thing when people are like, with new vegetable oil and you don't have to read between the lines so much to find out often that's palm oil and then they wear it, rightly so, and change back.

But this is why it's better not to look into things and not to read into it too much. Have you... Just drink much. Have you... Just drink it. Have you hit the bodybuilding forums, bro? No. Because it'll probably have lit up the forums. It might have.

People hitting the old keyboard with a bit of roid rage on what the change is. I never get into... This is probably the most I've talked to anyone about protein powder ever in my life. Like how many grams of protein you you get per calorie, bro? No, because my friend, when we were having drinks the other night,

my friend was like, oh, only 23 grams of protein powder in that. I was like, oh, I didn't know. Is that a bad thing? Don't protein shame me. Don't protein shame me. Oh, they were protein shaming you? They were like, bro, bro.

Per serving, there's only 23 grams. Is that not good enough? I don't know. There was a guy at the gym this morning. Holy shit, I should have asked him. He was racked. Right. He had big head,

like big round shoulders. Yeah, was he skipping leg should have asked him. He was racked. Right. He had big head, like big round shoulders. was he skipping leg day though? Yeah. Yeah. And I'm always like, he's probably got a little penis. But then I'm not one to talk. Do you say that as well?

Like when you say like real built guy, you're like, he's probably got a little penis just to make yourself feel better. Oh, no, I've tried to not do that lately. I like to imagine

they've got a decent. Oh, for the whole package. Yeah. Oh, you're like, man, that guy's built.

He better have a big... So glad I stopped myself from saying that. Oh, you nearly did it. Help my professional broadcasting reputation in one piece there. Good work, Vaughn. All right, okay, let's move on. Well, I forgot my breakfast.

So the cafe's open across the road. Go and get an eggy back and a mocha. It's a Friday. Yesterday, I was helping Caitlin buy a cute outfit because I'm a great personal shopper. The cute outfit was on Fortnite and it was just

so I wouldn't be in a squad with a default skin wearer. What does that mean? That's what you default? That's just what you get when you're new and stuff. And she said she wanted to wait until there was a cute outfit in the store.

And yesterday, I believe Triceratops rolled back around, which is a very cute dinosaur themed. Right. It's pretty cute, Megan. I think it'd be right

up your alley. It's a pink Triceratops. And it's like a cute little Triceratops outfit. So I was like, today's the day. Let's get you a skin that's not default skin. Yesterday after we talked about you spending money on Fortnite. I know.

Must have. How much is it? How much is it? Same 29, 20 something. Okay. Bucks. Oh, it's that pink leather. And Caitlin's like, I need one.

It's happening. Right. So it's first time redeeming a code which is credit to use. It can be quite, Fletch has just seen it. Your thoughts? I wouldn't pay $29 of my own money for it, but it was free.

So I'm trying to teach you how to redeem a code and that's when I'm like, show me where you're at. So she takes a photo of her TV and sends it to me. Then I reply, I was of the understanding you were playing Fortnite on the television I gave you. As when we upgraded televisions, I gave Caitlin my old TV. A couple of years ago, eh?

Yeah. A little while ago. Was it a good TV or was it rubbish? It wasn't like, we didn't get rid of it because it was rubbish. I don't know why we got rid of it. We just got a new one. Because Vaughn wanted a new one. I think I wanted a new one.

Right. It was old though. I remember it being, we talked about how thick it was. It wasn't a CRT TV though. It was like a flat screen. I'd had it hung on the wall. Yeah. So I gave that to Caitlin and then yesterday it wasn't the photo

and I said, oh, okay, are you playing in the lounge? Oh, yeah, just on the TV. I was like, the only TV. Caitlin was like, yes. And I said, what happened to that TV I gave you? Caitlin. A 42-inch, by the way. Wasn't it a Sammy?

A Samsung? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, okay. What happened to that TV I gave you? I sold it. Sold it. Didn't pay it forward. Didn't give it to somebody else who was in need of a flat TV.

No, you didn't give it to her under those provisors. You gave it to her. That's like wiping your hands of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm with Vaughn. You shouldn't make a profit. Like, Vaughn could have made a profit. Now you're making a profit when he gave that to you. It's so i can do it it's hers and this is why she doesn't have a traceratops outfit

because i was like you're like he wouldn't help me i'm out how much sort of that yourself when did you sell it how much did you get for this i sold it like a year after you gave it to me was there something wrong with it why did you you sell it? Because I moved to a new flat and they already had a better TV. So she sold it. So not only did she sell it, she's ungrateful too. Did you hear that? Yeah. It was a better TV. I'm very

grateful that you gave it to me in the first place. I'm very grateful for the extra $100 in my bank account as well. You already got $100. Well, I did it on Trade Me. I didn't know what to do. Did you do Buy Now $100? No, I don it on Trade Me. I didn't know what to do. Did you do Buy Now $100? No, I don't know.

Someone else sold it for me because I don't know how to work Trade Me. $100. Caitlin, you would have at least got $500. What? No. $200. Maybe $200. Oh, man.

I could have bought lots of outfits. $200, yeah. So it went to clothes, it went on clothes No, she's thinking Fortnite skins Oh, Fortnite skins But then like, well you could have passed it on to, Arnie, do you have a TV? She lives at home Oh, your mum and dad TV

Mum and dad always have a good TV No need to show off, mum and dad's always have a People don't want your hand-me-downs It's an old TV by now. Don't assume it's like, you're like, I'm going to pass you all my dregs. It's the king of England.

When we moved out of our flat, when we bought our house, I had that TV, the one that Caitlin sold for profit. Yeah. And I also had some old tube TV. And usually Sade was like, look at you. You think you're a bloody saint usually Sade was like, look at you,

you think you're a bloody saint because I was like, guys, we're moving out but I tell you what, keep the TV. Keep the TV. Keep the TV. And everyone was like,

oh, thanks. I was like, um, a bit more. A bit more because I'm giving you a TV. Oh, thanks heaps. Okay, okay. A bit more. Before we move out again, someone should see how great it is that I'm leaving you a TV. Oh, thanks heaps. Okay, okay. A bit more?

Before we move out again, someone should say how great it is that I'm leaving my TV here. Because you don't like to go on about your charity, do you? No, no, no. I sure like to be told about it. So on the back of Caitlin selling the TV that I guess I gave her, but sort of permanently loaned to her. Yeah. I'd like to know if anybody else has ever, A, sold something that their friend gave them, like a gift.

Yeah. That maybe the friend wasn't so stoked about. Or if you have sold something. Do you think a lot of people would sell presents? Because, like, yeah. If it was a double up and you didn't have the receipt. Yeah, or you don't like it. Sometimes I think it's easier to just be like, oh my God, it's so cool,

and then just sell it on the sly. No one's feelings are hurt. You got some money, which is still technically a present. Then your friend comes around and they're like, why aren't you wearing that lovely necklace I got you? I do sometimes. With the dream, what do you call them? Dream catchers on it.

Dream catchers on it. No, I mean, I'm not wearing it today, but I wear it. It doesn't go with this outfit. They'll be like, well, actually it does. You're wearing a full-blown Native American headset. I would have thought that would be lovely with a dream catcher neck. Some would say it's too much. Let's go get it now.

Oh, no, no, let's not. Yeah. Oh, my God, my house got broken into, I forgot to tell you, and it got stolen. That was the first thing they took. Obviously, because it's so great. All right, so 0800-9666. What have you sold that a friend gave you?

Whether it was a gift, a permanent loan. Are we including stuff parents? Because, you know, my parents have famously done this. They're like, here's this. And then they're like, oh, do you still have that? And I'm like, oh no, we gave that to somebody or sold it.

Yeah. And they're like, oh, could you not have offered it back to us first? All right, give us a call. We're talking about when you've lent something

to somebody or given somebody something dear to you and perhaps they've sold it. Like Caitlin sold the TV I gave, lent her. And only got $100 for it, too. I mean, I know it was an old TV, but...

Yeah. Still. I mean, it would have gone so great in a stoner's den. That's where I like to imagine that TV is now. Yeah, right. Just relaxing on the wall of a basement. Or, hey, did you have the base with that? Or did you...

A kid's rumpus room, maybe? Yeah. Or it might be sitting on the floor, because I don't know if it had the base, so maybe that... No, it had the base. I did have that base. Oh, I sold that with it. No, that's good. You shouldn't sell the TV

without the base. I just want to mention there'd be much market for an old base. Except for the person you just sold the TV that needs a base. Yeah. Oh, sell it to them as a two-parter. Yeah. That's good. Get a bit more money. So we want to know from you when you've lent someone something

and they've sold it. Somebody texted me saying, I lent my mate my rowing machine and I went to get it back and he'd sold it and said,

oh, there's no cash left either. Those aren't cheap, are they? No, but you've got to give them the cash. I would have thought so. Just be like,

no, you've got to pay me back then. That was a loan. Did he like, I'm loaning this to you. Like, what was the discussion there? Yeah, well, he lent it to him and he went around to get it back. Yeah. So I'd imagine it's a rubbish. You can't think that your friend's giving you that.

A rubbish friend. And Sam, you lent something to somebody? Yeah, me and my partner moved in together and we both had bought a new queen bed each prior. A couple of months later, my friend was complaining that her queen bed mattresses springs were coming through. So I thought I'd do a really nice thing and take our spare bed that had only been slept in for like a month,

round to her house to give it to her. A couple of months later, went round and found out that she sold it. What, was she back in the old bed? Yeah, she'd rather sleep in the mattress with the spring coming through than a brand new bed. What, was she just hard up for money or something? No, no, she's one of those people that likes to sell everything on those Facebook pages.

Oh! Might as well be. I've never understood it as somebody who hates dealing with people, especially hagglers and typhons. Yeah, yeah. Oh, I'm so reluctant to sell something. Also, like, that would be an uncomfortable night's sleep having a couple of springs in you. Yeah. Digging in.

Oh, definitely. Did you get any money from her? Nah, no money. Was not impressed at all when I found out she sold it. Did she say how much she sold it for? Nah, I didn't ask. I was pissed off and just left. We all wanted the money.

Yeah. I didn't give you a new bed on the proviso you were going to sell it and keep sleeping on the uncomfortable one. For sure. Text messages. Some other text messages in. Somebody said that I had a Honda Civic. I upgraded and my sister didn't have a vehicle.

So rather than get a trade in, I gave her the car. I then found out she had sold it a week later for $1,200 because she thought it was cheaper and more convenient to catch the bus. So give it back. Exactly. Didn't tell me that when I gave her the car. What? Just told

me that after she'd sold it and had money. And I didn't see any of that money. Even if I was the oldest sibling, I would have been like, Mum. Yeah, tell Mum. Mum. I'd still tell Mum. And I'd say, Mum, get the money back.

I'd be like, hello? Oh, Mum. Mum. Mum. Mum. Mum. Shit's about to go down, Mum. You need to step in, ma'am.

Oh, this family's getting torn apart, ma'am. Yeah, get mum on it. Oh, that's 100. This is why, yeah, siblings, eh? Somebody asked, and the same sort of thing. I sold my sister's partner a Mint Mazda Familiar for $1,000 because he'd crashed his car. Yeah. This was a favour. He turned around. Andda familiar, for $1,000 because he'd crashed his car. Yeah.

This was a favour. He turned around. You sold it for $1,000. It was worth more, but I just thought, nice thing, $1,000. We'll get you back on your feet. He sold it on Trade Me for $4,000, which is what it was worth, to fund his new car. What the hell?

I said I didn't give it to you for $1,000 for you to sell it. Otherwise, I would have sold it for $4,000. What the hell? Did he give him the $1,000? you to sell it. Otherwise, I would have sold it for $4,000. What the hell? Did he give him the $1,000? No. Oh, man. Because he's funding his new car. Somebody else said it's a little bit different, but a girl's house burnt down.

So everybody was, you know, feeling very sorry for this person. Yeah. And donated all the clothes, clothes that were asked for and the size and everything. Yeah, right. And then a few days later they were all over the buy and sell ultra hunger page. And we were all just like, wait a minute,

we're trying to help you out. We're not, like if you wanted money, you asked for specific size and stuff of clothing. I mean, if the clothing's not your thing, then that's cool.

But at least wait like a few months to sell it. Or don't sell it in your same neighbourhood. No, sell it somewhere else. Yeah, go on the T-Rail

buy and sell page. There's a new pill. Scientists have been working on this one. Apparently it works on mice. Right, so then that's a long way.

I feel mice are getting all the good stuff. Like all the fat loss stuff? Yeah, they're always like, oh,

we grew a mouse with extra organs so it can do all this extra stuff. We might be able to do it to humans one day so we can use human transplants. But in the meantime, there's a mouse that can run for like five minutes and not even get puffed.

Why does it take so long to get from mice to like, so it works on mice? Like, get it onto human testing now. Yeah, there's heaps of like, lifetime criminals that are just aching. I think the Nazis did that, Vaughn. Yeah, there's heaps of lifetime criminals that are just aching. I think the Nazis did that, Vaughn. Yeah, I know. I know because they were using innocent people.

Oh, right. Yeah, like the death row was to test these skinny pills for us. Yeah, because they put them on death row and then they're there for so long. I'm doing absolutely nothing. And they are criminals. You're right, they don't have any human rights. They just squirt some perfume in their eyes. Oh, no, I don't feel bad. What do they do to beagles're right, they don't have any human rights. Yes, squirt some perfume in their eyes.

Oh, no, I feel bad. What do they do to beagles? No, don't feel bad. They're there for a horrendous reason. And, you know, rub some foundation in their face

and their eyes and see if you can grow an ear on their back. Now I'm just imagining all these, like, hearty criminals with foundation on because they're testing

the new Revlon rain. You know? Ah, it's in my eyes. All right, Snake, how does that feel? Not great. Not great. Well, you're going to die anyway, so don't panic too much. But if you had to mark it at a 10, and it's handy because they can answer.

Mice can't answer. Right. Mice can't give you on the spot feedback. What's the idea with this pellet? It stops your stomach absorbing fat. But don't we need fat? We do need some fat. But not the stomach.

But I read that you could like, it doesn't matter what you eat. So you could eat like an unhealthy diet. You could eat like anything you want. Burgies. Everything fried for the whole day. And you wouldn't put on weight because it stops your... That doesn't mean you're not going to. I mean, you can still, if you're not getting vegetables and nutrients.

You still need nutrients. You're going to get like scurvy or something. Oh, a couple of multivitamins and a broccoli will take care of that. Hit me with some wings. Yeah, you'd still need like a semi-balanced diet for health. Yeah. Yeah, right. But like, yeah.

What would farts be like? Oh, I don't know. They could be very pungent if everybody's diets went south, knowing that there was no sort of like repercussion of it. Yeah. See, I'm not, the only time I get the bad farts is when I eat healthy. Like you eat lots of broccoli and salads and stuff. Yeah, say a fibre and protein.

And protein. But then you eat, I eat bad food and I'm like, all good. It goes quiet. Yeah. Yeah, because your body shuts up shop. You're like, I don't think I've pooed for three days. So I think it would go the other way, Vaughn. Remember Zenecal?

Yeah. Zenecal. Now, what did that do? That metabolised fat, eh? Or was that sort of similar? The fat just went right through you. Is that still around or are they like, oh, no, that's much confused? I don't know.

You don't hear about it as much anymore. So I don't know because everybody would say you can't risk a fart when you're on ZeniCal. It's like having diarrhea all the time. Right. That doesn't seem healthy. I'm just going to – no, ship herself. I'll be back in a few minutes. Lucky I brought my backup ZeniCal undies.

So boys versus girls, our Fortnite battle went down yesterday. After weeks of training, preparation, Megan and Caitlin. Yeah. New to Fortnite. I just want to say, you guys had a little bit of a peek of what an insane world e-gaming is yesterday. Oh my God. Because we went to this facility in Auckland called Let's Play Live. And thanks for having us, because you guys are legends.

It's in the base of the Sky Tower, like an evil villain's lair. In the actual Sky Tower. Yeah. And the Tower Tower, not the big building next to it. Who knew that was there? It's insane. Because it's a big circle. Like, I had no idea people watch ESPN or...

For gaming. TV and watch people playing games. It's madness. They can live stream from there, and they have done, to India, and then Indian television broadcasts it. And like how many people? Millions and millions of people. Madness.

And the stadium fillers, those games like League of Legends, Dota 2, all those. I guess it's not surprising when you see like all the views that YouTube videos have. Yeah. And all the money. We talked about the Call of Duty prize money before. One and a half million dollars for that. It's a crazy facility. It's crazy.

So it was boys in one room, James and Vaughn in a room here, all set up. You've been playing for months? Yeah, I think I started playing about February. When did you start playing, Caitlin? Three weeks ago. Once Love Island UK finished. That's right. But that's the thing.

Time flies when you're playing Fortnite. It probably has been a month, five weeks. I just feel like it's in my blood. I itch for it. What are you spending? I'm sitting here like, why am I at work? This is so dumb. I could be at home playing Fortnite.

What are you doing this weekend, Caitlin? Nothing. I've cancelled all my plans. Fortnite. Fortnite. Tonight, big sesh. Getting those new challenges. Dropping in.

I'm going to have a nap so I'm prepared. Yeah, I'm going to have a nap too. So yesterday it was boys versus girls. Megan and Caitlin, you were in the next room. Yes. And we were playing each other. Yeah, we played playground and we dropped in and changed it to 2v2. Yeah.

And the rule was you weren't allowed to leave tilted towers. Okay. Which is one specific. If you've never played Fortnite, it's just one little part of the map. Okay. So we played a few games, like practice runs. We played a few practice runs and then we were like, okay, this is the big one. We had to, like, you had to, what was the rules?

You had to wait until someone got a gun initially because when we started playing the first. Yeah, because we'd learn and Vaughn would be like, boom, boom, boom. Yeah. And shoot us down. And kill us. So in the first few practice rounds, we weren't very good. And then we played the real deal. We were like, okay, this is for realsies now.

This is the game. Whoever wins this, wins boys versus girls. Yep. In our Fortnite battle. Now in the warmups, not a shot had been laid on James or I. We were untouchable. Okay.

You'd been shot at, but you hadn't been killed. Now we came around. So this next game starts. I come around the corner and see what I would describe as the building of a fortress. Okay. And it was happening quickly too. So I smelt a rat. I told you I'm a good builder.

You hadn't managed to build in any of the games previously. She was just warming up. I didn't want to show you my skills. was, you know, show you my skills. And then the decimation started and we got smoked. I was in the room when Vaughn got shot. He's like, what is that? No, that's not Megan.

That's not Caitlin. And then they started commentating and I was like, no, they're talking too much. They can't be playing. Yeah, I really let us down on that, didn't I, Megan? So Caitlin started yelling, get him, get him, instead of being like, I'll get you, I'll get you. I'm coming to get you.

But Megan started clapping. It could have been anyone clapping. Your hands on the remote. So we failed in our attempt to fool you guys. I thought one of the guys, a couple of the guys from Let's Play Live had got on. I was like, here we go. And then we heard Caitlin say, he's nine.

And James was like, what do you mean he's nine? What's nine? Oh, nothing, nothing. We got obliterated by a nine-year- old and I am talking smoked by a nine year old. So yeah, was it Gaia was nine and he was playing as Caitlin and then Kelsey was, who you might remember

has been training us and is kick ass at Fortnite. She was playing as me. It was amazing. Just seeing Vaughn and James get killed constantly. I was panic-inducing. We'd been lulled into a false sense of security. I'd knocked it back a gear, just floating through. We'd relax.

We thought we were smooth sailing. And then just having everything just dumped back on you for a whole year. Yeah. You'd feel like you'd been doing nothing. You should have seen Jaya and Kelsey as we were playing at the start. They were just like, oh, what are you doing? They were so frustrated with us. I was shooting a wall

and Jaya's like, and like trying to keep quiet. So yeah, we've got a video of that. You're getting obliterated. Obliteration at the hands of a nine-year-old. We'll get that sorted and put online sometime soon. So good. All right, Friday.

I've told them not to hurry it. It's not the sort of video that needs to be hurried. No, to see the light of day. I'm happy for that video never to be seen. Oh. Hey, did you hear, just to follow tradition of speaking in some way about lines at airports, did you hear that Auckland Airport posted a record profit? Oh, well, I didn't see them funnelling any of it back in there.

Opening the extra lines at the airport. Christ. Good times. Yeah, okay, anyway. And do you know what? They've just announced that they're getting scanners. Oh, full body scanners. Full body X-ray scanners.

And they take, like, on average, 18 seconds per passenger as opposed to four seconds for the mental detectors to walk through. Oh, that's more waiting? There's some more waiting. But we're not here. While, again, we've started there, we're not here to talk about that. I was just wondering, oh, who's over there, Megan? Who have you got over there?

I just missed him making, I made him go for a run and then he's like, are you alright, buddy? Yeah, you're okay now. Can you speak? No. Megan's got her stupid dog in with the big googly eyes. So what are your thoughts on people bringing their

pets to work? Don't, okay, like, I get r right up behind the scenes, Vaughn. People are going to think I'm anti-animals and stuff. No, we know you're not anti-animals. I love, well, obviously I love animals and cats, but just some people bring their dog to work too much. This is like Leo's second time Yeah Leo's not come to work

And that's fine because you're dropping him off at the He's going to the farm for the weekend He's going to the farm for That's not a euthymism is it for Oh you're not even going to put down No No I thought it would be for the best

There's nothing wrong with him Look at his eyes I mean there's a list That's some inbreeding there eh He's right here. If it was a human, you'd be like... He's right here. He can hear you.

Don't listen to them, buddy. Don't listen. So I do have a problem. His ears look like the gremlin before it's midnight. No, he's Yoda. Yeah, a little bit of Yoda, too. I do have a problem with people bringing their pets to work all the time. Because there are people that bring

them nearly every day. And they're always walking around. Yeah, but what if they're well behaved? I know, I don't know. It's just weird. It's a workplace. I know, but people say that bringing pets into work is calming.

What does this company stand on people bringing their pets to work? I thought Friday was like... We've got a rainbow tick, so we're friendly to that aspect of the community. I can bring gays to work any day of the week. That's fine. I'm always bringing my gays to work, but they're very well behaved and they

don't wee on the carpet anymore. No, but the other day I went out the door to the foyer out there and there was someone who brought their dog and it's paw got caught in the door and it shut on it

and it went, oh no, that's not your fault. If you're bringing your pet to work. And I felt really bad. I was like, but this dog shouldn't be here. Well, yeah, that's,

I mean, it's not your fault, but you could have like looked because it's the same as like shutting a human in the door. See, I would have, you're allowed to bring your dog to work if they're cute and they shut up and just sit down.

But these other dogs are just yappy and ugly. All right, well, you got me started. What about dog-friendly workplaces where everybody brings their... But then there's only like... Dog-friendly workplaces only work when there's like 18 to 20 people working there. But you couldn't...

If every person that worked in this building bought their dog, there'd be trouble. Yeah, it'd be a disaster. We'd have to have dog fights. Yeah. I mean, we wouldn't want to have dog fights. It would just happen. So you might as well put some money on it.

Look how cute he is. He's sitting nicely on the seat looking at you. And he does have a denim jacket too. Yeah. I don't know how he can make you angry. Do you feel disadvantaged because cat owners

can't bring their cats to work? Yeah, I can't bring my cat to work. You can bring Karen to work because Karen's an arsehole. No one would want her. You're like, here, Karen. I know, push things over.

It'd be a disaster. And like, scratch you and bite your hand and stuff. Friday Flashback. Alright, it's 2008. James hasn't put it in yet. Holding it off to the last minute so Fletch can't poo-poo it.

I don't even know what it is. I'm keen for it though. This was the number 13 song in New Zealand for the entire year of 2008. So everybody is going to know this song. Everybody's going to know this song. Why do you say it's so terrible then? It's terrible. Oh, okay.

We haven't made great choices in the past. Okay, yeah. Yeah, you look back, you know, you look back at your Facebook statuses from 2008 and you're like, ah, delete that, don't want that coming up ever again. Yeah, thank God I'm not a politician. Yeah, that would have really taken me down before I even got to the local body stage of the election. So the 13th highest ranking song from an artist called Robert James Ritchie. Who we, of course, don't know. He must have an alias.

He does have an alias. What else can I tell you about the song? It's been on Wrestling. Oh, gosh. At a Wrestling pay-per-view event, Backlash 2008. It was also the theme song for the 2009 World Cup. I don't know what sport it just says 2009 World Cup. Oh, God.

I just can't get a grip at Joe Richie. What are you doing? He performed the song at the 2009 Grammy Awards. No, don't show him. Don't show him. And performed it live at WrestleMania 25. It's not Crazy Frog, is it? Oh, God, no, no.

Oh, okay. He performed at Top of the Pops in Europe and the World Music Awards. And in 2009, got a very special TV special on VH1 Storytellers. Oh, you are not going to do this. He's a Donald Trump supporter. He's like a crazy right winger. I know. We don't like him as a person then.

Oh, God. From 2008, from the album Rock and Roll Jesus. From when he was Kid Rock, but now he's more like Creepy Uncle Rock. Don't blame me, New Zealand. It's Kid Rock or something along. See it if it's your Friday flashback. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Splashing through the sandbar Talking by the campfire

It's the simple things in life like when and where We didn't have no internet But man, I never will forget The way the moonlight shined upon her head. And we were trying different things, and we were smoking funny things, making love out by the lake to our favorite songs. Sipping whiskey out the bottle, not thinking about tomorrow, singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long.

Singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long Singing sweet home Alabama all summer long Singing sweet home Alabama all summer long It's Kid Rock, All Summer Long. It's your Friday flashback. And shame on you, New Zealand. That was the 13th biggest song in 2008. Wow. Do you know what?

What? People loved it? Yep. I think we might need to start listening to newsreader and intern Anya. No, she poo-pooed this one. Oh, she did. This was the one she didn't like. Only because I've come up with another one,

which I'm petitioning for a turn. I'm putting out there. Oh, really? You want a turn to pick? Just a one-off. Is it the one that you wanted me to do today? You betcha, baby. It's something else.

I think that one could fly too. It's something else. Some text messages in. Someone said, I'm from Southland and this song still plays at every party. Oh, my God. So great to hear. Someone said, yeah, the guys are super this song still plays at every party. Oh, my God. So great to hear. Someone said, yeah, the guys are super douche, but this song's fun. Somebody said, I now understand cultural appropriation.

As a young Indian female, I really felt like a white man then. Yes, it's actually frowned upon if you turn up to a party wearing a kid rock wig. It's cultural appropriation. It's white trash appropriation. Yeah, how dare you wear a headband? A little American flag headband there, champ. That's white trash culture.

So yeah, actually, you know, there was the bad, I expected people to be repulsed and yeah, we welcome you back to the family at some stage. I understand if you're angry at me and you need some time. But a lot of people enjoying it. No, I think you did well. I think you did well.

Okay. But like people listening to the words just somehow flowed out. I know, don't they? Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. Speaking of absolute bangers, someone has had quite a serious injury after, should we play the song first? Okay. Because of this song.

Some people say I look like me dad from one song, one bad song to another. Don't say bad. Okay. So this song is the cause of this woman's injuries. Now someone was in A&E and they saw this woman sitting there and she has two broken legs in moon boots,

in casts, both of them. So she's on crutches. And the person in A&E has told the story and said that this woman took to her feet, the song came on, on her wedding day. So her broken feet, legs are from her wedding day. She decided to, and she's not Irish and she obviously doesn't know how to Irish dance, but she decided she would pull legs are from her wedding day? She decided to, and she's not Irish, and she obviously doesn't know how to Irish dance,

but she decided she would pull it out on her wedding day to this song. Because, is it Irish? Yeah, there's a part where it breaks down in the song. And they go... Shall I fast forward and... Yeah. Ah, fast forward. Here we go.

Is it coming? Yeah. So she's dancing On her wedding day That's also Irish appropriation But I'm Irish Oh are you? That was a high kick

That's what my family is Yeah thanks you jumped You did a really high kick And then she Broke both legs But I'm assuming It was like Later on

After dinner And speeches Like dancing The dancing was Yeah okay So the big day Had mostly been done She's still got But I'm assuming it was like later on after dinner and speeches, like dancing kind of time. The dancing was, yeah. Okay, so the big day had mostly been done. She's still got, she's managed to get into like a t-shirt and stuff. She's not in her wedding dress, but her makeup and everything's still all done.

And she said that, yeah, she broke her legs at the wedding, dancing to the song. Question, seeing as we're a nation of drinkers, New Zealanders, has anybody had a dancing injury? Because most of them will be alcohol-fuelled, I'd imagine. Especially when you're really feeling yourself. Why am I not surprised producer Caitlin's putting her hand up? I really felt myself one time in Waimate.

Oh, Waimate. Waimate. Went down to a party, was dancing along. Drunk? Were you drunk? I was very drunk. Okay. Decided to go down into the splits. Oh.

Pulled my hammy. I don't even think I've ever. Had to have an ice pack on it. Can you do the splits, like, at the best of times? No. But I thought, like, I was doing dancing, so I was like, oh, I'll just go down. And, you know, I had a, huh?

What song? Oh, it would have definitely been like or something that yeah i was going to say the word but you can't say that on the radio you know you do this move too oh right yeah yeah that's right oh i put myself doing one of those yeah i have blood nose because my face hit something we weren't like the bench you've got to be careful what's around you it was my face hit something. It was like the bench. You've got to be careful what's around you. It was a table. Because I hurt myself doing the S-drop a while ago.

I think I was at uni. Because the idea was you went down and you could knock a bottle over, couldn't you? That was the idea. You had to get low enough and you'd knock the bottle over with your crotch. But I just dropped to a level where the bottle just absolutely hit me right in the scrotum. Oh, right. Okay. It just dropped me.

Okay, well, we just got three stories in, so I'm pretty sure we're not going to have trouble finding anyone who has had a dancing injury. What is your dancing injury? Maybe it was alcohol-fueled. Points if it wasn't, and you were completely sober. 0800-DARLS-AT-M, completely sober. 0800 DARS at M9696. Give us a call with your dancing injuries.

FM. Talking about dancing injuries. Maybe you were completely sober and you were using a hairbrush or a deodorant can as a mic at home getting ready.

I sometimes will use the deodorant can as a microphone. Oh, and what? And then trip over and smash your face. Yeah, but I've never had an accident though.

I'm very careful. I like to know that you let loose and have that kind of fun. Every now and again. Yeah, I do, Megan. Sometimes I'll just have fun. You treat yourself. I treat myself and have fun. Well, a bride broke both her legs dancing to Bewitched C'est La Vie on her wedding night.

Broke both of them. Yeah. Doing Irish dancing. Ouch. So, yeah, we want to know your dancing injuries. Someone text messaged in, and this sums up Hamilton 10 years ago. Yeah. Somebody said, if you're from Hamilton and you were 18, 10 years ago

and you didn't fall off the outback stage backwards, who even are you? Because there never used to be a rail, was there? And it was always so packed. You didn't know where it ended. So you'd just walk and you'd be like, But it was a little bit like a trust exercise. People would always catch you just because there were so many people. Whether they liked it or not.

Yeah, they were catching you. We'll take some calls. Mandy, what was your dancing injury? What did you do? Oh, my God. Okay, so my son had a birthday party. This was about 10 years ago, so I was 40. So there was a whole room full of 15-year-olds.

And we had Sing Star on, on PlayStation. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. And I was Atomic Kitten. Eternal Flame? Eternal Flame. Close your eyes. Give me your flame. That's the one.

Swung my right hip out and dislocated it. Wait, wait. That's a slow jam. What were you doing? I just swung my right hip out. It was aggressive swaying. Something went smash and I hit the floor and dislocated my hip. Fuck everyone.

Let's be honest. And then 10 years later, because it was such an ongoing injury, when I was 15 last year, I had to have all my hips all reconstructed. All thanks to Atomic Kittens' slow jam banger, Eternal Flame. They should be paying for it. Atomic Kittens should be. They should be. They should be.

Mandy, thanks for your call. Some text messages in on your dancing injuries. Somebody said, a family friend of mine was dancing with me at my wedding. Decided to flip me. Oh, no. Not dip. Wait, is this the bride or the groom? Yes.

The bride. Oh, God. First time was fine. Second time, he dropped me mid-flip and smashed my back at my own wedding. Are they okay? Are they okay? Somebody said at my school ball, I dislocated my knee getting low to little John.

But I wasn't the only one. There was a couple of people who really hurt their knees. I don't know if that's dropping it low on a heel or a raised shoe perhaps. An anonymous caller. Good morning, anonymous. Hi. So it was. Good morning, anonymous. Hi. Hi. So it was at the Little Rock in Nelson.

Oh yeah. That's a classic. Okay. It was on a Thursday night. I had not long started my full time job and left work and I was like thirsty Thursday. Should I? Should I? Yes I should. So I went out with all my friends and we had heaps of shots and yeah it was

a pretty messy Thursday. Anyways, we're in the Little Rock and there's like two stages. We're like the only people in there. Yeah. And I stepped down from one stage and like rolled my ankle. Carried on, didn't think much of it. And then I was like, oh, no, this is really sore. And if I'm this drunk and it's that sore, something's definitely wrong.

Anyways, the guys were like, oh, just be framed. So they like picked me up like a little puppet and like made me dance in between them. Like a marionette. Yeah. And then I like kept walking on it, did some more shots. And then I started crying. So I was like, okay, no, this is really bad because I'm just drunk. Yeah.

It must be. We all got a taxi home. We all stayed at the same flat that night, and I woke up in the morning dragging my foot, and it was all purple and black. Do you remember what song, though? No, and that's the worst part. That's what some people...

Right, it was a banger, though, but you just can't remember which one. It ruins the song for them. That's what some people are saying every time they hear the song. It's taken back. Somebody said, I was up on a bar, Lena. So those skinny, quite tall tables. And an Irish song came on and someone yelled out,

do your river dance. So I river danced until the table broke at one end and I ate concrete with my face as I hit the ground. Somebody else said, I was dancing at a foam party when we, when I first year to need a phone party and I felt a sudden pain in my foot and I looked down and someone's high heel was through.

Oh, geez. Mandy, sorry, Kira, your dancing injury. Hi. Yes. We had a big girl's weekend away in Hamnet. Can I just stop right now and say, mostly females we're hearing from today. Yeah.

We just really feel ourselves. The Dirty Dancing song came on, you know, that time of my life. Yeah. That too. You tried the lift, didn't you? You know how they do that lift? Oh, no.

You tried the lift. Yeah, so a friend of mine, we had several attempts at it. And then I think on the third one, she, like, picked me up and I went, like, over her head, landed flat on my face and my neck and broke both of my arms. Oh, my God. Jesus. You did not have the time of your life.

No. Has that song been ruined for you now? Yeah, and we were in Hamlet, so, like, I drove home. One of the girls were like... You're driving like a T-Rex with broken arms. Yeah, you're being dramatic. Just go to bed, sleep it off. So I went to bed, and they all went into, like, the town.

Yeah. Township there. And then the next day, I got up and I was, like, real sore, and they made me, like, get myself dressed. And then one next day I got up and I was like real sore and they made me like get myself dressed. And then one of the girls was like, I'm too hungover, can you drive home? And I was like, nah. And then the next day I went to the after hours

and they're like, oh, you've broken both your wrists. And I was in a double car. Wow. From one song. All right. Thank you, Kerry. A couple of texts to finish off. Somebody said, you wouldn't expect it from your nana,

but my nana loves to be the centre of attention. And at my cousin's wedding, she decided to breakdance, never having breakdanced in her life. She ended up with a cut on her eye from a chair, as well as grazing and severe bruising of the hip. You could have been careful when you're that old. Yeah. You've got to be very careful you're that old. Yeah. You've got to be very careful.

Somebody said they were dancing again on a table at an elevated height and their pants slipped down. So they leant over really quickly

to pull their pants up but the balance changed and they fell off and just head butted straight into the ground. Just be careful out there this weekend. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day.

Today's fact of the day, I'm sneaking on a last day of the week Star Wars fact. Okay. James Earl Jones, the voice of Darth Vader. Yes. Famous. Like, without the voice. Have you ever heard the voice of the guy that actually did it originally, David Prowse?

I always remember knowing that the actor that played Darth Vader thought he was, like, doing the voice, and then he got replaced by a voiceover guy. Yeah, yeah. By James Earl Jones. How would you feel? Who was also the voice of Simba's father, his name, or I say wrong,

of the Lion King, Mufasa. Yeah, Mufasa. What do I call, sometimes I call him something else. Musafa. That's what I call him.

Right. I get the S in the F. Mufasa. Mufasa, of course. He's the voice of Mufasa. Famously deep voice. Yeah, he does, yeah. Wonderful deep voice.

And he reappeared as Darth Vader in Rogue One a couple of years ago. Well, today's fact of the day is he was only paid $7,500 for his role in the first Star Wars movie to be the voice of Darth Vader, and it took him less than two and a half hours to do it all. Yeah, they just said, oh, we've got this little movie going. We just need a couple of lines from you, if that's cool. Shouldn't take too long and he was like

okay and came in and did the the role of Darth Vader in less than two and a half hours for the this is for A New Hope the first ever

Star Wars movie well two hours work for seven and a half hours probably not too bad yeah yeah yeah adjusted for inflation it would have been

a little bit more that would have been when in the 80s 70s 70s so that would have been a load of money then to just pop in, and no one had any idea what it was going to be. He's never revealed how much he got paid to come back

and do the second and third ride. They would have made up for it. But then how much could he demand to do the toy voices? Oh, so much. Everything since that's involved in Darth Vader voice has to be him. He's 85 years old. Did you get as much money doing those garage door commercials? No.

How long did that take you to voice? That took a little while. Okay. I'd say probably about two and a half hours. Okay. Did you get a garage door? I did not get a garage door, but it turns out that I've already got one of those garage doors.

Oh, what a good coincidence, because you don't want to be a spokesman for a garage door and then have the wrong... How embarrassing. How embarrassing would that be? But you're telling everyone how great they want to be a spokesman for a garage door and then have the wrong... How embarrassing. How embarrassing would that be? But you're telling everyone how great they are, but you've got an opposing garage door. I know, yes, that would be hypocritical, wouldn't it?

It would, it would, yeah. That's what you'd call a sellout. But given that I also can speak from experience of those garage doors... A great garage door. I'm not a sellout. Okay, all right. I'm a sellout. It's a great garage door, garage door.

It's a free one. That's a freebie. Don't give them a free one. That's a free one. That's a freebie. Don't give them a free one. That's a freebie. Give them a freebie. Let them know they're doing a good job. You just want another voicing session, don't you? I just want another garage door.

Right. Do they know they could have got like another voice? It's like garage door garages. You know, like, I mean, yeah. Okay. Everybody's got to start somewhere. But you need people, because people, when the ads come on, people, when the ads come on on TV, they just go in their own world.

They need that voice stuff. And they snap them back. Cut through. Yeah, yeah. It's all deep, sexy voices. Like, slap you in the face. It's all like, check out this new biscuit. Oh, coming up next.

And then it's like, garage door, garage doors. And it's just, there's something. All right,'s like, garage door, garage doors. And it's just... There's something... All right, makes your back teeth hurt a little bit. Yeah. Really pay attention. Yeah. Did you even find out how sales went?

Pretty good. Oh, right. That's why they need a cut through. Got the cut through for the garage doors. Yeah. Okay. Well, they wanted me to go and host their annual conference,

but I was busy. Seriously. What did they do at their conference? host their annual conference. But I was busy. Seriously. What do they do at their conference? I just imagine you're on stage hosting their conference and you're behind a garage door. And then it's like, all right, it's time for the conference to start. And I'm like, who loves garage door garage doors? And they're like, it's the voice. It's the voice that sold a million garage doors.

A million. Well, I don't have the exact sales figures, but I'm imagining it's up there. Seven. You're imagining one in four New Zealanders bought a garage door because of your TV ad. That seems, I don't know. Look, I don't know about facts and figures and statistics and

how many people even have a garage, but that seems about fair. One in four. It does. It seems right. Kiwis have a garage. I don't know any other garage door providers. Like there's the people that build the whole garage. But they don't do the door. They can't do the door.

Okay. Do they do the door? I guess. Alright, well today's fact of the day is that James Earl Jones was only paid seven and a half thousand dollars

and it took him less than two and a half hours to do his lines for Darth Vader and A New Hope. Fact of the day, day, day, Oh, God. What are some other ones? Yeah, Yves Saint Laurent. Dolce and Gabbana.

Dolce and Gabbana, thank you. Dolce, Dolce, Gabbana. Well, all these famous fashion labels that you'll know, there's a new one in town. It's two years ago. What, 2016, you'd say? Yeah, it's not new. I'd say revitalised.

Revitalised, right, okay. House of Hutton. House of Hutton. Just like it took a couple of refreshing sprays to the face. Yeah. We looked into the founders of this because I'm sure we could find some skeletons that would shut this factory down.

Sort of skeletons that will just only make the people think. Yeah, we're not... Tortured artists. We don't say that we're all ethical, Megan. We have sweatshop workers. We have sweatshop workers, Vaughn. Well, that is really super dependent on this range. Yeah, it is.

I mean, we could have some New Zealand made stuff in the mix, but I don't know. As always, Megan doesn't want to spend any money on an outfit for Fashion Week for some of these shows. So Vaughn and I will be dressing her for Fashion Week. Don't make it sound like you're doing me a favour. Our collection this year will be called Lost Property. Lost Property, which in English is lost property. Because you've always got to have a fancy foreign name.

Yes, it's always got to sound quite something. You will be dressed entirely in lost property, Megan. Yeah. Now, we don't really have a lost property. I'm heading up downstairs because there's a couple of bathrooms at work where people who cycle to work and shower and go to the gym and stuff. So I'm imagining there might be a couple of things down there. There might be some Lycra bike shorts for kind of an undergarment.

Yeah. Which could be nice. Yes, and some socks. Maybe some socks. You need socks. Are these going to be washed before I wear them? So get in touch. Maybe not. Get in touch with us. FVMZM, Instagram or Facebook.

Slide into the DMs if you work somewhere that has a lost property with something that would be great for Megan to wear to Fashion Week. Good morning, Elise. How are you? I'm very good, thank you. How are you? Now, I'm good. You have a lost property at your work.

What kind of work do you work in? I work at a swim school, so we have buckets and buckets of lost property where we are, so I can definitely hook you guys up with a few pairs of lovely goggles. Oh, because that could be a really good statement on the catwalk. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely. I didn't know there was going to be weird accessories.

It's like she's preparing for global warming and rising sea levels. Do you have any flippers? Did anyone leave? No, come on. Oh, I'd have to check that. I'm warning you. No guarantees on the flippers. The good part about swimming is that people could lose ordinary

clothes while getting into their togs and then could leave togs and stuff behind when getting back into their clothes. I'm not doing togs. I'm not doing someone else's togs. Like over top. Yeah, just double layer, Megan. Don't worry about it. Yeah, well, we're definitely

talking about double layering, Elise, because it is winter. You don't want to be cold going to a fashion show. What about like an inflatable arm ring as like an accessory? We don't tend to get too many of those. Good. Okay. But we could provide, you know, like a swimming cap, cover up some of, you know, cover up some hair,

but you could just have some out the bottom, you know. Yep, yep, yep. Or cut some holes in the swimming cap and have a hair pull it out. Whose side are you on? I'm not wearing a... Okay, here's an idea. This is outrageous, Bourne, but this is something Hoos of Hudden would do. Get some swimming goggles, but cut them in half and they're dangly earrings.

Ooh, that's getting creative. You're accessorising. Okay, Elise, this is great. Wait there and we'll sort out how we get in touch with your lost property. Good morning, Jonathan. How are you? Good, thank you. how we get in touch with your lost property. Good morning, Jonathan. How are you? Good. Thank you.

Good. Now, what's your lost property department? We are a, I'm at a Polytech, so we've got tertiary students who leave a few bits and pieces behind and we've got a couple of little numbers here that I think might just fit the tick. Okay. Okay. So what are you thinking for Megan? We've got this beautiful bright pink sort of tie-dyed top

and we've got three very luscious scarves of varying colours and patterns and designs that would offset those goggles nicely. Yeah, we could use one of those scarves as a belt. Remember when scarves were belts in 2007? Yep, yep, Or even headbands. I just put the scarf over my head so you can't see me. Oh, yes. Actually, that would be great for House of Hardin if we couldn't see

that. Don't act like the face is ruining the outfit. The face will take all the blame. Jonathan, this sounds great. Oh, Jonathan. Doesn't it? Yeah, it sounds really great. We'll get some pictures sent through. Jonathan, thank you so much. Wait there and we can talk with you off air about how we get those pieces. I'm not going to be allowed in again, especially if I'm wearing goggles as earrings.

Megan, excuse me. Who's supported? We've been copied. Yeah, our last dress, the loofah. I wasn't even allowed inside the vicinity. Yeah, but ever since, we've led the fashion world because there's been so many copycats. You're a bit too ahead of your time, I think. You're a bit too advanced, maybe.

That's why we're welcomed with open arms this time. Thank you. Vaughan and Megan. The podcast for more. Check out FBMZM on Facebook.