ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Megan Podcast - November 22 2019

Episode Date: November 21, 2019

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ZM. Head music lives here. Fletch Warner-Megan, the podcast. Thanks, Hania. Good morning. Welcome to the show. Fletch Warner-Megan, happy Friday morning. I just realised that we've got to do Flashback Friday and it's my turn, isn't it? It's your turn. It's so hard at the end of the year because we used up all the songs from 2009 and we're really, I feel like we're scraping by the end of the year. And anytime it's your turn, you punish us all with it.

All morning. Excuse me. What should I do? Oh my God. There's a lot of pressure. The public backlash is fierce. Yeah. Spirited.

It certainly is spirited. Ferocious. And if you do it wrong, much like Prince Andrew, you'll have to step back from public duty. Rightly so. And if you do it wrong, much like Prince Andrew, you'll have to step back from public duty. Rightly so. And the queen, me, I'll allow it.

Self-appointed queen. Yeah, yeah. Megan's more of a Prince Philip type with a couple of her slurs. Ow! Sure. You're definitely the Prince Philip. I'm not Prince Philip. Fletch?

No, Fletch. Let's be honest. I'm Princess Diana. I'm no longer Princess. You are the people No, Fletch. Let's be honest. I'm Princess Diana. I'm no longer Princess. You are the people's princess. I was. Oh, shit. Was I?

Am I? Was I? What? Has anybody watched a new season of The Crown? I still haven't seen season two. I've started it. I still haven't seen season one. Oh, Christ.

Because I liked season one. Right, okay. I've started season three. There's episode three,, everyone's talking about, because it was some disaster that happened that I never knew about. God, it made me cry. Are they drip feeding it, or did they launch them all at once? The Welsh.

Was it the mine? It was the slurry? Yes. The slurry pond? Yeah, that gave way. Yeah, yeah. And washed out a village and killed a lot of people. Well, why is that the royal's fault?

Well, no, no, it's not, but it's how she dealt with it. It was the queen's response to it. It's always like a decade and she deals with the major issues. Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, it's good. Put that on the watch list. Coming up on the show, the Suntory Boss Coffee vending machine in studio

and your chance to unlock prizes. We'll do that before seven this morning. Listen up for the activator and the four-digit pin. We'll give you a clue to that as well coming up soon. I literally forgot how to swallow there for a minute. The spit was in my mouth. I was like, now what do I do with you? I can't spit you out.

And then I choked on it. Small explanation as to why for a second there something bad happened. Yeah. The top six. A couple got married on Jetstar. A lot of orange. Bridesmaids and orange. The top six things you can expect

from a Jetstar wedding coming up. Again. Alright you lot, listen up. It's story time. Story time. three news headlines for interesting, quirky, odd, unusual news stories. And Vaughan and Megan, as always, pick one of the following three headlines. Headline one, insurance company backtrack. Headline two, border wall no match for 16-year-old. And headline three, vice principal resigns

after chicken prank. Oh, I wouldn't know what the chicken prank was. Megan, chicken prank. I've forgotten what story number one was. Insurance company backtrack. I feel like you could Google

chicken. Yeah, that's what I meant. You're not allowed to Google. Insurance company backtrack. To be honest, it's pretty much that's the story is that they just had to resign. They had to resign. Yeah. Oh, I thought he was on the receiving end of the chicken prank

and was so disgusted he resigned. No. Vice Principal resigns after chicken prank. I kind of want story number one because I've had that happen to me recently. You've had an insurance backtrack. What happened with your backtrack? Remember someone crashed into our car? That's right.

And then we got told it was our fault. And then I had a conversation, a nice, calm conversation, and then they went, oh no, actually it's not your fault. That's sarcastic because it wasn't a nice, calm conversation, was it? No. You unleashed your furosity.

Yeah, in a polite way. Right. You know, go ahead. I've found the chicken prank story. I don't see why she had to resign Because Because it was still the students that did the prank They set the chickens loose

In the school So they know it's prank time and it has to be supervised Pranks have to be supervised but it wasn't So it's just a ball person That's so stink There's really nothing much to that story Other than that yeah that's so stink. There's really nothing much to that story other than that. Yeah, that's pretty stink.

Okay, well, we go now to... Oh, I've got a bloody cookies. Stupid European websites. We go now to South Africa, where insurance companies are notorious for finding any way out of not being able to pay for a policy, out of paying for a policy. In South Africa?

Yeah. I think that's just worldwide. That's just worldwide, yeah. So two women, they tried to collect a relative's life insurance and try to settle the claim, but the insurance company wasn't having it. I mean, this person was dead. I don't know how you get out of paying life insurance. Yeah.

Well, there might have been a clause in it. Well, yeah. So they, this is one of South Africa's most respected insurance companies, they insisted on confirmation the man had actually died. Okay. Okay. Well, that seems. Well, you'd get a birth certificate, wouldn't you?

And a death certificate. Oh, sorry, death, yeah. The birth certificate, not that great really. No, no. And I don't know, maybe that wasn't enough for them. So the two grieving woman got a couple of shovels and dragged in a body bag from the boot of their car, the dead man's body.

Are you kidding? And they refused to leave the insurance. I'm not, there's actually a video. That's good though. Here's a video, here's good though. Here's a video. Here's a really blurry video. Get some. Photo of the body bag.

It's blue there. And there are the two women there. They refused to leave the insurance office until the insurance company saw the dead body and were... And paid out. And paid out and settled on the claim. And it worked as well. They were obviously like, okay.

And then they had a couple of men help them maneuver the bag back into the car and they took the body away. Would they not get in trouble for that? I don't know. I'm not sure. But yeah, there's a video online. Somebody's... Oh, they wanted proof.

That's the ultimate proof, isn't it? Just where was the body supposed to be? I don't know. I don't know if they actually... It's great. There's a video that goes along with it and people are just like, are you dragging in a dead body into an insurance office?

Good lord. Wow. But the insurance company paid out. That's okay. Just remember that. Got to do what you got to do. It's a win for the people. Yeah.

Fletchvorna Megan, the podcast. Yeah. Flesh, Vaughan and Megan. The podcast. ZM. In Auckland earlier this week, Israel and Maria Folau decided to dine at a vegan cafe. It's called Gorilla Kitchen. And this is only what last weekend or start of the week, Monday, he made the comments about the bushfires. Oh, yeah.

The video surfaced that, yeah, he said the bushfires. Oh yeah, the video surfaced that he said the bushfires were a result of homosexuals and abortions. If he thinks gay sex lights a fire, I'd like to see him how he starts a barbecue. Steve, Barry,

take your pants off. You can come over and just bum in front of the barbecue and hopefully some sparks fly off and land on the charcoal. That'd be super. I'll turn on the gas. You just start going. But be quick, Steve and Barry, because we don't want a big... I'll hold a bit of newspaper by it and hopefully that'll start the fire

and then I can light the barbecue. So they dined at a vegan cafe called Gorilla Kitchen. Yeah. And afterwards, Gorilla Kitchen, they said, we didn't turn them away. We definitely don't agree with them. I would have turned them away. Their politics.

But we love everybody, including the LGBTQI plus community. And that is why we took the money that they spent at our kitchen and donated it to Rainbow Youth. Oh, I like that. That's great. I like that. Because I was thinking

what would I do if they turned up in our place? And it's like you shouldn't they're right you shouldn't like hit back their hate

with some more hate and turn them away. Well that's Finding Fire With Fire and we all know how those start. I like what they've done. And you couldn't like do a dump on their food hit back their hate with some more hate and turn them away. Well, that's finding fire with fire. We all know how those start. I like what they've done. And you couldn't do a dump on their food because then that reflects poorly on your food service, doesn't it?

It does, and your food health rating. They get a coli and the Ministry of Health tries to backtrack to find where they got their coli from. I'm going to lose my perfect rating for them. It was because you're shitting your eggs, Benny. It's problematic. Yeah. Yeah, but they made that donation.

Yeah, good on them. Good move from them. That's awesome. Yeah, good on them. Good on them. I saw somebody saying, well, that just means they ain't there at your cafe for free then. Ha ha.

They were like, oh, that's fine. And they were like, oh. The internet, eh? Like, still got to have a go, don't they? Yeah, yeah. From the ZM Think Tank, this is the Top Six. Good morning. A couple have had their wedded bliss aboard a Jetstar flight

between New Zealand and Australia. Is this a publicity stunt from Jetstar? Or is this just actually some couple's love for... Well, he's Australian, David, and she was a New Zealander, Cathy. So maybe they did it in between the two countries because they're from two different countries. Right.

But then whose country are you getting married in? Exactly. International airspace. They met online in 2011 playing a computer game called Airport City. What country are you getting married in? Exactly. International. Walders. Airspace. They met online in 2011 playing a computer game called Airport City. Oh, that sounds fun. So they, like, this is, this aviation is kind of their buzz. Right, okay.

The love of aviation is what brought us together, so why not get married? On a Jetstar flight. On a Jetstar flight, yeah. So they got married. In between the two countries. Yep. Celebrating something that they love. But if you were an aviation nerd, what plane would you want to get married on?

Dreamliner. 8-7-8. 7-8-7. 7-8-7. I don't know. I don't know planes. Yeah, that one where you push the button and the window goes dark. Yeah, dreamland. Oh, what about an A380?

Oh, yeah. What's that? That's the double-decker Emirates. Are we going up in the fancy bit? Yeah, we're going to go up and have the reception in the fancy bar at the back of Business Class. Yeah. Up the spiral steps.

In the back of that Emirates one. Yeah. Where they have seatbelts at the bar. Yeah. In case of turbulence and I'm drinking my espresso martini. Exactly. So they got married on a Jetstar flight. The top six things to expect from a Jetstar mid-flight wedding.

Okay. Number six. Fletch not taking off his noise-cancelling headphones for the ceremony. Or the safety video. Or for anything. They block out everything. Yeah. Crying babies, that annoying safety video. All for anything. They block out everything. Yeah. Crying babies,

that annoying safety video, everything. But this is somebody's special day. I also don't know if that flight was just full of friends and family. Oh, yeah, right.

Or normal people. And they blocked out their kind of area. There would have been some friends and family, right? I would have been a lot of friends and family, I think.

This ceremony's hogging the aisle and you need to get to the bathroom. For the photos, it looks like it's right up front. Oh, okay, right. Right would have been a lot of friends in family, I think. The ceremony's hogging the aisle and you need to get to the bathroom. For the photos, it looks like it's right up front. Oh, okay, right.

Right up front of the plane. Number five on the list of the top six things to expect from a Jetstar mid-flight wedding. The wedding presents come out at the luggage convey about

at the end. That's pretty cool, actually. That'd be pretty cool. That'd be pretty cool, yeah. Yeah, you just grab them. Would you grab them all off and put them on the luggage trolley or would you grab them one by one and open them and be like, oh Yeah, just grab them. Would you grab them all off and put them on the luggage trolley

or would you grab them one by one and open them and be like, oh my God, thank you. One by one and open them and make everyone wait and watch. Oh my God, that'd be a pain in the ass. Number four on the list of the top six things to expect from a Jetstar mid-flight wedding. You know the part of the ceremony where they say if anybody has any reason this couple shouldn't be wed,

please press your call button on the overhead panel and a flight attendant will be with you shortly. Ding! Which, you know, it's intrusive though because of the ding

and then the light. You definitely know who's saying they shouldn't get married. I don't think they should say that at weddings anymore. They don't.

Because there's always some smart ass, isn't there? Yeah, some F wit. Yeah, I didn't put it in either of my weddings. Nah. Why didn't you put it in yours F wit. Yeah, I didn't put it in either of my weddings. Nah. Why didn't you put it in yours? She just did.

I didn't think it was, but it was. Number three on the list of the top six things to expect from a Jetstar mid-flight wedding. The bride starts her walk down the aisle from the galley at the back. Yeah. With the bridal march over the plain PA. Right. Bing. Is it just the flight attendant doing that?

100%. Or the pilot. Yeah. If the flight attendants are otherwise occupied. I'll keep going. Number two on the list of the top six things to expect from a Jetstar mid-flight wedding are not free drinks. $7 a beer and it's credit card payment only. Yeah. Yeesh. It's going to be an expensive reception.

Phew. And number one on the list of the top six things to expect from a Jetstar mid-flight wedding are your wedding either running late

or being cancelled altogether. But you did only pay $7 for it so those are the breaks. Like don't whinge about it on Facebook. This isn't the first time

this has happened to you. You knew about that. You knew this was a thing. But you didn't want to pay any more than $7 for the flight so that's actually on you now. Yeah.

That's on you. Didn't you lose a Facebook friend when someone was having a Jetstar whinge and you told them that they shouldn't? Yeah. Yeah. Well, they shouldn't have. It was like the eighth one. I was just like, no, you need to be told.

Yeah. That is today's top six. ZM's Fletch Warner Megan, the podcast. Look, there's top six. ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Megan, the podcast. Look, there's a problem. Another problem has arisen. And heading into the hot tourism season that is summer in this country of ours, Roy's Peak is being slammed. Now, do they call that our most Instagrammable?

Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's the thing. It's one of the many. Wanaka's got more Than it's fair share It's got the tree Yep The tree that grows

In the lake But then you've also Got like pictures Of the Sky Tower Everyone takes one of those Yeah But it's not as exciting Is it

No it's not This one's like Everyone loves a nature gram The picturesque Quintessential New Zealand When people come here That's what they think

And there was a A line though Wasn't there Last time there were Reports of people Lying up for ages Yeah That's 100% the case Inter-central New Zealand, when people come here, that's what they think. And there was a line, though, wasn't there? Last time there were reports of people lining up for ages. Yeah, that's 100% the case. And it's a game this year. So you go up Mount Aspiring Road, apparently,

and then from there you walk. Someone left at 3am. They thought they'd be there for sunrise alone, but there was already some 40 other people up there who wanted a prime spot of the sunrise as they stand at the end of the... At 3am? Yeah. How long's the walk up there?

16 kilometre return trip. The five to seven hour, 16 kilometre return trip. One of the Department of Conservation's most popular day walks. Did you say five to seven hours? Yeah.re return trip. One of the Department of Conservation's most popular day walks. Did you just say five to seven hours? Yeah. You're done now, eh?

Oh, yeah. You're not doing that. That's a lot for me. But there's people going up there in jandals and stuff. And, like, no water bottles. And that's, like, that's a big walk. Eh? Well, five hours, that's a full day's work.

God, I'd need some snacks or I'd get very hangry. I thought it was kind of just a bit of a stroll up a hill. No, no, no, no. So 37 vehicle fines are dished out in one day for people parked illegally because that's the thing. People just kind of put all over on the side of the road, but not fully off the road. Right.

And maybe there's not enough parking because it's too popular. Is that the problem? That's also a problem. Yeah maybe there's not enough parking because it's too popular yeah the problem that's also a problem yeah there's not enough parking um so from october 2018 to the end of september 2019 81 000 walkers went up wow yes and all for that instagram eh yep and then you get there and you've got to line up for like half an hour while everyone takes their grams no pressure but then good because like you want to recover. You don't want to be too sweaty and puffy when you get your sexy pic. Yeah. At Roy's Peak, you know, so maybe that's good.

But it was shut for a while because of lambing. Oh, right. Because you've got to walk up farmland to get there and they don't want people touching the lambs and then like some ewes get a bit testy and could give tourists a bunt. Oh, yeah, right. That'd be a great story. A good Kiwi experience.

But it's opened again now. Right. And already overrun. Yeah. Even if you start heading up there at 3am, there'll already be people up there for a sunrise. Fletchvorna Megan, the podcast. ZM. There is a TV commercial that has garnered

40 complaints to the Advertising Standards Authority. Right. For LMP. 40. 40. That's quite a few, eh? I don't think I've seen

an LMP ad. Oh, really? Well, I don't really watch. You'd remember this one. Oh, I just searched LMP. I literally typed in L and P. Yeah. That says zombie ad. It's the first. It is the zombie ad typed in L&P. It says zombie ad.

It's the first. It is the zombie ad. You're right. Frightening zombie ad attracts 40 complaints. So the zombie ad is a bunch of friendlish zombies walking around. But they do. They have the full makeup on, so they look like zombies. They're walking around in an apocalyptic New Zealand.

Right. Just like goofing around, setting off flares to hone around on wheelie chairs and, you know, like, doing silly things. Oh, my God, that sounds fun. Yeah. Do you know I've always wanted to let off a fire extinguisher on an office chair?

Where did they film this? I don't know. It looks like it's got an air... It's got one of those... I'll stop the ad. My biggest question is, where's that air bridge? Oh, that's K Road. That's the road behind K Road.

Is that behind that iron building? Cross Street. Yeah, it is. The Iron Bank. Oh, yeah. Okay. Okay. My question was, when I saw this ad, was, that's like a pretty high budget.

So there's a lot of effort for an L&P ad. And then at the end, it has two zombie mates sitting in a pool and they scare off some real humans. Right. And then have a laugh and high five. And it says refreshingly different. I also didn't really get it. But I was like, huh, different for LMP. So why are people complaining they're scared of the zombies?

Then the complaints came in and people said it was not good for the time slot. It is most disturbing looking at them. And I cannot understand why an advert for LMP should find it necessary to make this type of advertisement. It is a front to anyone looking at it, especially in the dinner household. The complaint is that it airs before 7pm as well and the other shows that it's on would be ones that kids watch. Right. And that it's very scary.

The ad is repugnant and inappropriate for any age target audience. Repugnant? So Coke, obviously, owns L&P. They defended it saying it was a light-hearted parody of Zomity movies. Zomity? Zomity. Zombie comedy. Oh, Zomity.

Is it its own thing? Zomity, yeah. Like Zombieland. Oh, yeah. Zombie comedy. Okay, zombie. Oh. Is it its own thing? Zombie, yeah. Like zombie land. Oh, yeah. I love zombie land. Zombie comedy. Okay. Zombie.

It's its own genre. I just thought you were massacring. Yeah, me too. I'm just reading it right. So they said they'd taken care to make sure the zombie's appearance wasn't unnecessarily frightening to cause widespread offence and the Advertising Standards Authority agreed with them. Really?

They said, while it may be distasteful to some viewers, it did not reach the threshold to be considered likely to cause harm or serious widespread offence. They agreed with Coke? Yeah. Oh, good, because I was going to say. None of the 40 complaints were upheld. Oh, brilliant.

Who goes to all that effort to complain like that? And from the complaints that I've read, it doesn't say my child was very disturbed. It said it could be. So what you're saying is that adults are scared of zombies. But kids aren't. Kids have always lived in a zombie field.

A zombie town. ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Megan. The podcast. I had a wee whoopsie daisies at the new mall yesterday. I went for something unrelated and then when I was there, I saw that the new David Jones had opened. Because Wellington's had a David Jones for ages and David Jones in Australia, whenever you go to Australia

and you go shopping, you're always like, this mall, this is insane, this department store. What is that? Like, it's just got everything. It's like they've got Myers and David Jones over there and between the two of them, you've got so much. Died by Woolworths. Are they?

Are they? South African. Did you know that Woolworths is a South African retail group? Is it? I thought it was Australian. No, it's South African. Goodness. They've produced some wonderful things, haven't they?

Like Megan's husband. And David Jones. And apartheid. That's some wonderful things, haven't they? Like Megan's husband. And David Jones. And apartheid. And some terrible things. Yes, Megan. And Nelson Mandela. It's like, we'll balance it out. Well, don't say he's terrible.

No, I'm saying he's good. Oh, it's too late now, Megan. You've sided with the apartheid. No. Okay. So, yeah, I got a little bit lost in David Jones yesterday. It was the opening yesterday, so you went along. Apparently there were lines of people.

There was free ice cream, but there was a massive line, and I was like, oh, do I wait for ice cream? You're like, yes. Yes, I do. I'll come back for that. Right. Yeah, and they had carts. They were giving out lollies out of carts.

Right. I was like, oh, my God, this is dreamland. I just Googled David Jones, Auckland. And you know how it always brings up a Google map and there's like A, B, C. Yeah. It's like giving you the locations. So A is David P.H. Jones QC. So I can't wait for people to just turn up at this lawyer's office

and think I'm David Jones. I'm just looking for some bed sheets. Are you guys still going to David Jones. I'm just looking for some bed sheets. Are you guys still going to get the free ice cream? But I did actually buy some Christmas decorations from

David Jones yesterday. Did you see Megan's put up her Christmas tree? She just showed me the video. 32 days away from Christmas

by the way. But that's the whole point is like you've got to get into the spirit of Christmas. Otherwise, if you wait for Christmas Day and then suddenly it's over, you're like, oh, it's done, isn't it? When will we ever do this again? It's the build-up.

In festivities, that's the enjoyable part. This is late for you. You wanted to do this three or four weeks ago. I know. I've been busy. Also, do you need to put a Santa sack up for your stupid little dog? Excuse me. He's part of the family. We each get a Christmas stocking.

There's three Christmas stockings. I didn't think Santa gave to animals. He gives to Leo. He's been a very good boy this year. Didn't he poo all over your floor and vomit all over your floor? Oh yeah, but he can't help that. It's because Vaughn can't put up

50,000 stockings for all your animals. I haven't thought about the farm animals. Oh my god, can you please put stockings on the farm fences? For all the chickens? Eat them. Or just put seeds in socks. Yeah, and then on Christmas Day just hand them all the seeds. Oh yeah, what about your goats?

You don't talk about them anymore since you've got your cows. That's so rude. No, I still talk. No, you don't. You've forgotten about about them anymore since you've got your cows. That's so rude. No, I still talk to them. No, you don't. No, you've forgotten about them. Oh, yeah, they're still there. Oh, my God. Harold jumped a fence.

I think he's misbehaving in an attempt to get attention. Yeah, right. And Helen, you know how I said that one of her goat boobs was milkable? Yeah. They both are now. Okay, you found that out? Well, no, because they were both the same size. Oh, right, okay.

So I just reached around and pulled them. And they both had milk came out. Indy and I are just so blown away by this. We go and check all the time. We're thinking about making some goat cheese. Oh, my God. She said if I milked a cup of goat milk, she'd drink it.

Who? Indy. Really? She just didn't think I would, of goat milk, she'd drink it. Who? Indy. Really? She just didn't think I would, so. Probably do that this weekend. I don't know if you guys caught this yesterday in the news, but she's actually 26. Yeah.

Did you see this? Yeah, so Wiki says she was born in the year 2000. Everyone's like, how is she only 19? But then if you go back, was it on her Instagram, they found pictures from her as a teenager? And everyone's like, she would have been five. Yeah. Doesn't add up.

So it's like one of those Rebel Wilson's. But do you reckon the music company was like, oh, no, you can't be 26. You've got to be 19. No one will find out. You can't do that. I know. Because everybody she's met in her life till now

has to all be in on this lie. Yeah, true. I went to school with Tones and I. She's 26. But I don't know, all these kind of news places have picked up on it, but she hasn't responded yet. And the Wikipedia page still says

that she was born in the year 2000. Yeah, I just looked. Interesting. I mean, you know, lying on Tinder is one thing, but not on your Wikipedia when you're in international music. Natural stuff. Yeah. The world's first male birth control.

We've been talking about this for a while, what form it would take, whether you guys would do it. It is set to be released in India soon. So they've said it is ready to go. It's about six to seven months away. Hang on a sec. Are there side effects? I'm not, I'm not.

You're not participating. I'm just trying to wind Megan up. It's only requiring regulatory. Regulatory? Approvals. Yeah, right, okay. That's all that's pending, and then they're going to release it.

Have they rubbed this in an animal's eyes? Just to make sure. Have they tested it on some Dunedin uni students? Yes. You know, because we can't just be all taking this willy-nilly if it hasn't been... I think it's been tested thoroughly. It's not going to make me retain water or anything. I don't want that.

It's not going to affect my skin. I can't actually see in this story if it talks about any side effects. We joke, but we obviously know that, you know, the female population on birth control have to put up with some horrific side effects. And you take ages to find the right one that works with your body. And yes, thank you. Yeah, but they're paid more than us. It all balances out.

It all comes out in the wash, mate. Okay, Megan. It's Vaughan making these comments, not me. Just remember that. Those jokes are all I need for you to actually reference that it's a thing. That's okay. Yeah. So this form of birth control is a polymer,

which is made of long, repeating chains of molecules and the contraceptive called reversible inhibition of sperm under guidance is made of a compound called something. So it turns your sperm lazy. Yeah. Right. Like stoners. They're like, should we, oh, seems like there's a fire drill.

We're all evacuating. Or should we just stay here? Right. Okay. Here's the catch. So it's not a pill. Here we go. Okay.

It's not a rod. It's not a pill. It's not a rod. It's not a rod. It's not a pill. It's not a rod. It's not a rod. It's an injection. Oh, no. Not in your arm. Not in the arm.

Oh, not in the butt. The injection will go into your vas deferens. Where's the vas deferens? So the vas deferens, I've Googled it. It looks like it's just above the pain. Just above. Just at the top of... The... The pain. Just above. Just at the top of it. Above the pain.

Just at the top of it. Above the base or the top? Above the base. By the fore? No. The vas deferens. Just at the... It's at the base.

Yeah. You get an injection in the base of the... You'd get the injection right there. Oh, no. So on the pubis area. Yeah. Also... I'm sorry, but you're going to have to keep taking the pill, there. Oh, no, so on the pubis area. Yeah. Also, it says... I'm sorry, but you're going to have to keep taking the pill, Megan.

It says here... No guys going in to get an injection in their pain. So that is the thing that they cut for the... Vasectomy. Vasectomy. Right. That's why they call it a vasectomy. Vasectomy, because you're cutting the vas.

It's a vas deferens. Right, okay. But it also says that guys will get local anaesthetic to get it done. Now, I've never had a rod or anything, but do you get local, do you guys out in the producer's booth get local anaesthetic?

What if you had the rod thingy? Did you get anaesthetic? No, I had a marina and no anaesthetic. It was that sore ass. Like, so cute. That's real sweet that they're going to give you the local. It was that sore ass. Like, so cute. That's real sweet that they're going to give you the local

cheese. What is it? Our cheese? Or a little jab. Like, we just get, like, all these things, like, hands, rot,

like, all the stuff stuck up our vaginas and we don't get any local. Caitlin, it's 14 past 7. Calm down. I'm talking about

for the marina and the IUD. It's bloody painful. But no, don't worry, sweeties. You guys also do that for pleasure. I've never had an injection in the penis for pleasure. I do not put a speculum up there for pleasure. Absolutely not.

You have no idea. Other stuff. Oh, my God. Don't even start me, sweetheart. I will come at you. Even Bleach knows that was a mistake. I can see Caitlin writing a message to your wife right now. I was talking to a guy this week who just had a vasectomy

and he said it was a local anesthetic and it was supposed to take 30 minutes tops from start to end. He had, according to the doctors, very thick penis tissue. Does he want you to be talking about this? I'm not saying his name. You can't out your friend as having a thick penis.

What does that even mean? It took 90 minutes. Because they couldn't get through it. Yeah, and he kept going, oh, no, I can feel it. And they'd be like, oh, okay,

we'll just put another local in. And he just said they just kept jamming more locals in. And he's like they just kept jamming more locals in. And he's like, why is it taking so long? Because he's got a thick penis. Am I being punished?

And the doctor looked at him and said, you've got very dense penis tissue. Is that a compliment? You'd take that as a compliment. Would you? Not when you've had a thickie. Not when you've been lying

on a surgery table for a while. Stop. If you're wondering about getting a VESA, you'll be fine, mate. It'll probably take two minutes. I don't want them to surgery table for an hour. Stop. If you're wondering about getting a VESA, you'll be fine, mate. Yours will probably take two minutes. I don't want them to take the whole thing off. No one's ever described it as dense.

Do they have a... God, no. Pencil fin. It goes right, the injection will go right through the other side. Oh, that's what I'm saying. Do they have that for the surgical tool? Like a piercing at Amcal. And then if they accidentally do cut

the whole thing off, can they transplant on a bigger one? I don't know. I don't know. That's what when you take donor on your driver's license, that's what that's for, eh? And then they get all 20 marks. No, thanks. What do you mean? Get my penis. Oh, it's

not getting donated to anything. The colour alone wouldn't match with anything. You know when you see a car driving along and it's got a different coloured door? Imagine the surgeon. What colour is it? Well, I don't know. Well, I might go into Mitre 10 this weekend

and run it against the Resane colour chart. Yeah, I was going to imagine the surgeon opens up the drawer and just matches it to your skin tone, like the Resin Colour Chart. Fiordland. We've got a Lake Tekpo blue here. It's not blue. It's not blue.

Next on the show, a couple of celebrities, if anybody's still listening, a couple of our celebrity brothers. It's 90 Mile Beach. Hasn't it been a wonderful podcast so far? And it's all thanks to Spark, our primary sponsor. Do you love free data? Then you will love the Spark data stack. More data every month that you stay.

Hey, guys, let's get back into that podcast. We want to talk about why you don't talk to your siblings anymore because there's famous siblings that have fallen out. And not only fallen out, Nick Carter has been granted a one-year restraining order. This is Backstreet Boys. Backstreet Boy Nick Carter. Against his brother Aaron.

Who isn't it? His brother's gone a bit crazy, isn't he? Like guns and stuff. So he's actually had his right to own firearms taken away. That's something in America. Surrendered. Yeah. Yeah, the judge said that he was too dangerous to own weapons. Aaron Carter, he does

talk about it all. He's come out and said this is like devastating. He's saying that his family's fabricated all these details but there's a couple of restraining orders. So Nick Carter has been given this one year restraining order and then Nick Carter has been given this one-year restraining order. And then aside from that, there is another one where Nick

and his sister Angel have also got separate restraining orders against him. This is messy. How crazy is that? Like not only are you not talking to your brother, your sister, but you've also got- You're not even allowed to go near them. Yeah, you're not allowed to go near them because you have a court-ordered restraining order.

Legally, yeah. That's nuts. So the question this morning, is there anybody listening that doesn't talk to their brother or their sister, their siblings, and why? Yeah. Like, was it one incident?

And you're like, no, I'm not talking to them. Like, this sounds like stuff went down and scary if there's guns involved. But what if it was something really simple? Like you just had a little argument at Christmas. Like you're a grown adult and they got a better Christmas present and you're still sulking. Like, did you ever do that when you were kids?

You're like, um, mum. I did that as an adult. Yeah, my brother's presents definitely worth more than mine, RRP. This is why my mum spends exactly the same amount of money on everybody. Does she though? Always has. How do you know? Always receipt proof. You just get all of them the same thing. She would provide rece Does she though? Always has. How do you know?

Always receipt proof. You just get all of them the same thing. She would provide receipts if you made a big enough deal. Really? Brilliant. Get them the same thing, different colours. That's what we got. Yeah, same.

Yeah. That's basically what happened. But I'd definitely get, I'd get salty most Christmases. I'd be like, his Christmas present's better than me. You? Surprise. I know, isn't that, yeah. Or you'd count them.

Yeah, but I mean, I still talk to my brother. Yeah, same. Maybe just not on Christmas Day. I'll have to wait till Boxing Day till I got over it. So why aren't you talking to your siblings? 0800 DARS at M9696. Give us a text or a call now

and we'll get to those next. We want to know why you're not talking to your siblings this morning. Nick Carter has got a one-year restraining order against his little brother, Aaron Carter. He says it's dangerous. There's a lot going on there. Yeah. Probably does need a restraining order, but maybe there was a little fight,

and to this day, you don't talk to your sibling. We want to know why. Wow. I don't speak to my younger brother, reads this text message. He ran away with my wife and the mother of my two children he also got a restraining order on me after I beat his ass I can kind of see why that happened

then if you beat his ass but yeah he screwed it off wow what kind of brother does that hmm wow hmm um

about 10 years ago my brother broke up with his high school girlfriend and the next day at school for a completely separate reason, her brother and I got into a scrap. I've been that guy that ruined them getting back together. Oh.

So they don't talk to me anymore. For 10 years? Yeah. Oh, no, that's the kind of thing you'd look back when you're on your deathbed and go, oh, that was a bit silly. You should have let that go. Yeah. Like it seems a bit silly now. Jalem, why don't you talk to your sibling?

Well, I had a 21st party last year and I got a key and my older sibling didn't because she chose money over a key. Right. Did she pack a sock? Well, yeah, because I went to go confront her because I heard rumours and then she ended up calling the cops and then I got a restraining order and so did my younger sibling. Well, all because you got a 21st key and she didn't. Well, she chose money over it.

Cash equivalent. Vaughan, that's okay. I'd be down for the cash equivalent. Yeah, I would be too. I got a 21st key. Couldn't tell you where it is right now. And how long have you not been talking? Well, I don't really care about her.

She's like off our family list. She's out. All over a piece of wood shaped like a key, maybe with a bit of mirror. That probably costs about 30 bucks. Jalen, thanks for your call. Tina, you're not speaking to your siblings. No, it's been nearly nine years now. So she's in the UK and I'm in New Zealand.

My father was diagnosed with dementia and then not long after he died. Yeah. So I went over for the funeral, flew all that way by myself, emotional, came back, everything seemed fine, came back,

and I found out that she'd taken him to the solicitors, to the lawyers, and to get me cut out of the will. Oh! Oh my gosh. Are you allowed to do that? What a twist.

If someone's... So, yeah, basically, she got me cut out of the will because I had a pony when I was younger and she didn't. Wow. To be fair, it sounds like you've had your fair share of the money then. That's like holding on to some vintage grudge.

Yeah, that really is. Right from back when you were kids. Did you fight that, Tina? Well, it's a bit difficult when you're in New Zealand and she's in the UK and it would have cost so much money. And to top it all off, to make it even worse, Bite that, Tina? Well, it's a bit difficult when you're in New Zealand and she's in the UK, and it would have cost so much money. And to top it all off, to make it even worse, she used my boy's share of the money to buy her ex-partner out of the house.

Oh, my God. She sounds like a real piece of work, Tina. She's always been really jealous and really, you know, I mean, the pony, she just, like, she never even liked ponies. That was a horrible thing. I just don't have it. If she's that bitter, money's not going to make her happy. I know, exactly. And you get to live in New Zealand.

Exactly. I'm happy in New Zealand and she can be a whinging palm back in the UK. Exactly. I wasn't going to say that, Tina, but yeah, you're right there. You said it. Thanks for your call, Tina. Some text messages. There's a lot of this.

A lot of these. It's crazy, isn't it? Over the littlest things sometimes. My middle sister doesn't talk to me because she had an argument with my younger sister and I didn't take her side. This was two years ago. Wow.

But what about Christmas? Do they just not talk at Christmas? I don't know. Maybe they don't have a family Christmas. I haven't seen my sister for 15 years. She joined a cult. Really? What cult?

It was really upsetting to my parents, and we hit her up about it. Don't have the energy to deal with it. But she's told us she'll have the last laugh when the aliens come. Okay. I'll wait for that day. Yeah. She'll have the last laugh when the aliens come. Oh, okay. I'll wait for that day. Yeah. There's another person that's scarpered off with their sibling's partner.

I never understand that because, like, they're just the same, aren't they? Like, if you're going to run off with someone else, run off with someone that looks different. You know, you've already got That was the same Not always Yeah true Do you and your brother look the same? Well I'd like to think he's adopted

But apparently we do You look the same I've got more teeth You look like you've lived a very different life Yes My brother disowned me when I arranged to paint the very hungry caterpillar cardboard cutouts for work at our dad's house.

He lived there and planned a date night with his new girlfriend watching movies. Yeah. But I was there painting the very hungry caterpillar. I was deleted off Facebook and everything. Like, even just explaining that, can you hear how ridiculous that sounds? No, because this

person's not done anything wrong. They just want to paint a very hungry caterpillar. If the brother's listening, that sounds ridiculous.

Yeah, yeah. That does sound ridiculous. The very hungry caterpillar wasn't going to paint itself? No, it really wasn't.

ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Megan, the podcast. We went to a business lunch yesterday, didn't we? Fletch. We did, yeah. Megan, you were there for a bit.

You left wisely. I didn't stay for the luncheon part. No. There's two reasons I didn't stay for the luncheon part. Do you want to know what they were? Yes. What? Because often it has seafood related

and I don't want to be there being like, I don't eat this, I don't eat this, I don't eat this. You don't want to be that person. Second is, I know that they often drag on and you don't get lunch until like super late, so I was like, not going to do it. Why didn't you tell us that? Because we were real hungry and we kept

eating all the little nibbles. Because I remember you said free food, I'm in. That's what you said. It was at a nice restaurant. That was the only reason I went. I was like, well, this is a nice way to eat at a restaurant without having to pay for it. Yeah, that's exactly why I stayed That was the only reason I went. Yeah. I was like, well, this is a nice way to eat at a restaurant without having to pay for it. Yeah. That's exactly why I stayed for the lunch.

Yeah. And then you disappeared. I skiddled. And then Bourne and I were just like, when are they bringing out all the big food? And then there was talking and little food. And I was like, I've definitely had enough talking. I haven't had enough little food. Yeah.

I'm going to need some big food pretty soon. And then there was drinks and stuff. And I was like, well, I'm driving. So that's not happening. But to need some big food pretty soon. And then there was drinks and stuff and I was like, well, I'm driving, so that's not happening. But where's the big food? And the big food didn't come. I love how you qualify that as big food and little food. Not like canapes. You know those fancy restaurants, and this is why I never go

to fancy restaurants, because all the food, even when you get a big meal, it's all real little bits. And like fancy juices of sauces on the plate. I love that. But then there's multi-courses. And it was great. But then Vaughan and I just looked at each other and we said, we just can't sustain our bodies

on this little food. And then we'd see people coming. Everybody's drinking and stuff. And I'm like, do these people not have anything to do this afternoon? No, that's just how they live their lives is they do a lot of these social functions. And it was loud. It's called networking.

It was loud. Yeah. But all the business people- People were talking and I couldn't hear them and I was like, what? Because Fletcher and I, all three of us were in a group talking to these people and then at one point I turned around

and I was like, where did Vaughn go? And the person I was talking to said, oh, he told me he had to go to the bathroom and then at one point I turned around and I was like where did Vaughn go? And the person I was talking to said oh he told me he had to go to the bathroom and then ditched but now I see he's over there talking to someone else. Well no I did have to go to the bathroom but then I stayed in there for a while because it was the quietest room in the whole place so I sat down

there's a lot of social anxiety here a little bit of that but it was just also very loud and I hate saying pardon more than once. Right. Pardon? And then you're like, yeah. That's my, yeah.

And they're like, oh, it's been a tough time. I'm going bankrupt. My mum's dead. I'm like, yeah. Like, I don't know what they're saying. I can only run that gauntlet for a limited time before I go, yeah. To something wildly inappropriate. But there wasn't much lunch.

It was a business lunch. It was business nibbles, to be honest. Every time I saw someone emerge from the swingy doors, I was like, here we go. But it wasn't enough for you, was it? Who slithers? We had to get a burger on the way home. But what about the sit-down part where you all sat down?

Well, I only had till two because I had to go get the kids from school. And they got to two, I'm like, when do these people eat? This is nearly becoming dinner, breakfast, business dinner. Yeah, it is for Fletch, a couple of hours and it's dinner time. Yeah. But it's all right. We've got burgers on the way home and, you know, we just left. It's the business lunch.

Business nibbles. We'll call it daytime drinking if that's what it's going to be. We were misled basically, weren't we? We were misled. Oh, never again. Yeah. Unless it's a business buffet. I'll be in for that next time if it's... I'll be asking for a time...

like a timetable. For when the food comes out. Yeah. And then just turn up for that. Correct. Well, I won because I left there and went and hung out with the rest of ZM and we had pizzas. So you missed out. Sorry. Next time I'll tell you, but you probably won't listen, so.

I'll listen. To this one certain aspect. You ate and I didn't. Joining us on the phone are the leader of our esteemed country and someone I haven't forgiven for not introducing me to Stephen Colbert and also looking to have cooked him

second-rate sausages at this barbecue they had. The Prime Minister. Good morning. Yeah, I know that anger is real. You speak quite a bit about it. Very bitter. I mean, messages on Instagram, Facebook, and now on air.

You should have heard the sass. He's like, she definitely served him sizzlers. Can we get coffee? They absolutely were not sizzlers, because if I'd seen sizzlers, I probably would have got quite nostalgic and excited. Probably worse than that. I think they were got quite nostalgic and excited. Probably worse than that. I think they were something quite generic.

Right, they were definitely a pre-cooked sausage though, weren't they? I have to say, it wasn't my purchase in my own defence because do you know I would have, if I could have, would have gone for a Duffy sausage. Oh, a Duffy sausage. What's a Duffy? Oh, is that a Marnesville thing? It was a Marnesville sausage.

Oh, okay. Shit, that was a good sausage. Really? Okay, right. Yeah, it was a good sausage. Which is a Morrinsville. What's a Duffy? Oh, is that a Morrinsville thing? It was a Morrinsville sausage. Oh, okay. Shit, that was a good sausage. Really? Okay, right. Yeah, it was a good sausage. Quality butcher. Yeah. You can't beat the small, the old butchery.

They're making a comeback, the butchery. Oh, yeah. And, you know, so that's, you know, I would have gone for a quality sausage. So forgive me, New Zealand. Given that the next day he ate spaghetti toasties, I think probably. So have you been watching his segments playing out this week? This is the segments of Stephen Colbert in the country.

Yes, I haven't seen the one with the All Blacks last night, but I did see the one with Lucy Lawless. It's a great way to show a massive international audience, New Zealand, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, absolutely. I mean, the whole I think the whole idea these days is to, Tourism New Zealand are trying to get beyond just this idea

of showcasing New Zealand adventure tourism and to showcase the people and, you know, a bit more about, you know, our city centres as well and they've done a great job, yeah. Have any world leaders been in touch after your singing in the car? What, to shame me?

Well, I was going to say to, like, launch, declare war with us or something. Then you're... Like, I'm surprised Britain hasn't declared war on us, given the awful thing you did to one of their most prestigious songs. Well, to be fair, he joined me in the massacre of that song. I have to say, though, because he was singing quite a bit in the car. I was not, except for that one segment, which they then just edited and used.

He is musically trained. He can really sing. Yeah, no, he was a beautiful singer. Now, did I read earlier this week, you're getting your wisdom teeth out today? Late tonight, yes. Tonight? At the end, on a Friday?

Okay. Yeah, I think I'm being squeezed in, I suspect. Right. Who picks you up from the dentist? Is Clark picking up from the dentist? Clark's going to pick me up from the dentist. We could totally do one of those

Prime Minister after the dentist things. I don't know if you just heard you suggest that and he just said, yeah, I will. He's got heaps of GoPros. Rig them up in the car. This is a YouTube hit waiting to happen.

I think just the singing was enough for the week. But thank you. Double down. Double down on these things. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you for your sympathy, though. I really hear it in your voice and laughter.

You will never get any sympathy from us ever again. No. We'll call this cold bear gate and leave it at that. Yes. I officially apologise. Fantastic, Jacinda. Thank you so much for taking the time to talk to us and best of luck for the wisdom teeth extraction.

Thanks, guys. All right. Friday Flashback. We'll reveal everything so, but first, it is time for Friday Flashback and it's my turn this week for Friday Flashback. It's hard when you get to the end of the year because is time for Friday Flashback. And it's my turn this week for Friday Flashback. It's hard when you get to the end of the year. Because the rules for Friday Flashback, you can go up to 10 years ago.

And it's got to be a banger. And we've kind of exhausted a lot of 2009, to be honest. So, I've gone back a little bit further. And I've found a song that we haven't done, which I bloody love. And I was thinking actually, because after Friday Jams, you know, I was just thinking in my head who would be good to get to, you know, next year's Friday Jams

because that'll happen. 35,000 people. Loved it. And I think this band would be awesome. Are they on good terms? I don't know. And I don't know if they've actually been doing. I haven't heard anything from either of them for ages.

They did separate projects, right? Yeah, I thought there was a bit of not ill feeling, but... Sick of each other? Yeah, maybe not. I hear that. But, you know, a bit of a reunion tour. I've got a lot of sass today. It's Friday.

I'm getting it all out. Blaster. No! Oh, you heard that one. Thank you, Nerf. You got me in the boot before. This song was number five in New Zealand. Made it to number two in Australia.

It was a top ten track in a lot of places around the world. And it is from 2004. Today's Friday flashback. With the line, what is it? Smells like poo-poo-poo. Lyrical genius. Outcast, Roses, your Friday flashback on CDM. Caroline.

See Caroline on the Godwood stage. She's mighty fine. flashback on sit in. Now even though you need a golden calculator to divide The time it took to look inside and realize That real guys go for real down to Mars Girls, yeah, I know you'd like to thank you Don't shank, but lean a little bit closer See, roses really smell like boo-boo-boo. Yeah, roses really smell like boo-boo-boo. I, I, I know you like to bang, you.

Don't stay, but lean a little bit closer. See, roses really smell like boo-boo-boo. Yeah, roses really smell like boo boo boo yeah roses really smell like boo boo boo caroline she's the reason for the word witch i hope she's speaking on the way to the club try to hurry up and get to a ball or slag up somebody like that and try to put on the makeup and the mirror and crash, crash, crash Into a ditch, just bad She needs a golden calculator to divide

The time it takes to look inside and realize That real guys go for real down to Mars, girl Yeah, I know you'd like to thank you, don't stay, but lean a little bit closer, see, roses really smell like boo-boo-boo. Yeah, roses really smell know you like to bang Well, she got a hottie's body, but her attitude is potty. When I met her at a party, she was hardly acting naughty. I said, shawty, would you call me? She said, pardon me, are you bawling? I said, darling, you sound like, like, like, palsy. Oh, so you're one of them freaks. Get geeked at the sight of an ATM receipt.

But game been peaked. Dropping name sheets. We tricking off this. This law is mistaken for a geek. A quick way to eat. A deep place to sleep. When I call for a week. A trick for a treat.

No go on the raw sex. My age test is flawless. Regardless. We don't want to get involved with all them lawyers And judges, just to hold grudges in the courtroom I wanna see your support, bro, and I support you I know you like to bang Don't stay, leave a little bit closer

Roses really smell like life Yeah, roses really smell like boo boo boo Yeah, rose is really smell like boo boo boo I know you like to bang, you don't stay But lean a little bit closer, see Rose is really smell like boo boo boo Yeah. Roses really smell like boo-boo-boo. Better come back down to Mars. Good with chasing cars. What happens when the dough gets low? You ain't that fine.

No way. No way. No way. ZM, it's your Friday Flashback outcast, Roses. I'm just going to go out and say it. No way I think I was, I chose that 10 minutes ago. This song ruined my high school career. Why? Because my name was Caroline. I was going to say, Caroline's must hate this song. I used to get, Caroline, Caroline. I used to get Sweet Caroline.

Sweet Caroline. Dum, dum, dum. Good times never seemed so good. And then it went to Caroline. I never noticed, and all the times I've heard that song, I've never noticed there's a verse, it's quite a horrible verse. He says, Caroline, he hopes she's speeding to get to the club. She's putting on makeup in the mirror and she crashes into a ditch.

Yeah. It's a horrible thing to wish on anybody. It certainly is. We're talking about how great they'd be for a Friday Jams line-up. You wanted to know if the two of them were talking. And you've heard, you've done some digging. Confirmation, Big Boy and Andre 3000 were together for Big Boy's graduation in May or March this year. Big Boy graduated?

No, his son. Oh, I remember his son being mentioned in one of their early OutKast songs, but he was like a baby. That'd be great. Yeah. Well, float the idea. Great, this is good news. We'll. Yeah. Well, float the idea. They're talking. Great, this is good news. Or float it. Float the idea. Now, what about... What's their postal address?

Stankonia? Boy, I'll draw 3,000 care of Stankonia. A couple of months ago, or what, six weeks? Month? I've got no concept of time. This year is flying. One of these rotations around the sun that we currently experience in our water-covered rock.

We mentioned that there were some issues in Nelson, Megan's hometown, where the show was languishing at spot number 13 out of all the morning radio shows in Nelson. And so we flew into action and we went down there. Put up a billboard. We put up a billboard. One little billboard. We, you know, shook some hands. We met the people.

We met the locals. We went to the peanut factory, the Picks Peanut Butter factory. Can I say, they gave us some peanut butter products to take away. And I graciously said, thank you very much. But I don't know. I don't like peanut butter. But I tried peanut butter and jelly. I'm on board. Oh, it's real yummy. I finally found a't like peanut butter. But I tried peanut butter and jelly. I'm on board.

Oh, it's real yummy. I finally found a peanut product I like and it's peanut butter jelly. And I have like a peanut butter jelly sandwich all the time now. They've hooked you. I know, it's big. You hate peanut butter. It's the power of Nelson. Yeah. Well, the goal was to not be the 13th out of

14 breakfast show. In the commercial radio. In Nelson. Well, yesterday, the results came out. I'm looking at them right now. So you've got the Nelson results. Do we have a drum roll? Because we put in a lot of effort.

Oh, yeah, okay. It's my hometown. It always interests me. Let's just preface this by saying it is possible to go down. Yeah. Not great, but totally possible. Okay, would you like a drumroll? Yes please. Okay. Why did I clean my throat?

This is long. Yep, still going. Thank you. Oh wow. We are now 10th place. Yeah! 13th to 10th. Yes!

13th to 10th. You've been so happy to be 10th. Oh, my God. That's so great. That's three spots, baby. I don't know who we bounded over. That's, baby. I don't know who we bounded over. That's so good. Good on us.

Thank you, Nelson. Are you proud? Are you proud? That's really lovely. Yep. That's good. We could have gone down. We should have had a celebration song.

Like, what's a celebration? Celebrate good times. Come on. I don't know what that song is called. There's been a couple of good celebration songs since that one. What's that song called? Is it called Celebration? Celebrate good times, good times.

Celebrate good times. Celebrate, bracket, good times, close bracket. Is it? Are you sure? Yeah. Quick, find it. We're slipping back. We're slipping back to 12th.

No, I can't find it. Celebrate. Who sings it? Three Dog Night. I don't know. 12th. No, I can't find it. Celebrate. Who sings it? Three Dog Night. I don't know. Is that who sings it? Sounds like it. Isn't it cool in the gang?

Oh, yeah, it is. Yeah, you're right. Is it cool in the gang? Do I have to do everything around here? But cool with a K, eh? Yeah. Okay, hang on. Because it's extra cool.

Cool. It's just called celebration. Arrange my artist. No, I've got it. I've got it. Stand by. Oh, we should do it again. Pretend this whole chat never happened.

Shorter drum roll. I don't have a shorter drum roll. Just cut it off. Be like, dun-dun-dun. Well, anyway, we're the 13th in Nelson. So let's see what we are now. Yep. Still going.

We've gone from 13th to 10th in Nelson. Yes! Yes! This is so cliche and cheesy, this song. Like, it's horrible. It's so horrible. I'm looking at the top five stations, all pretty cliche. So this could actually do more for us in Nelson than all of that other work we put in.

Well, I mean, if anything, this shows anything. We should be advertising on the number one station more because we took that radio ad out. Yeah. Is that our number one anymore? That is a wasted ad. An absolute waste of bloody money. Well, because we took the listeners from them to us with the ad. Okay, success then.

So what I'm saying is another couple of ads on that formerly number one station. They actually dropped the same amount of places we went up. Are you kidding? That is what we call a shift in power balance. It's a great day. It's a great day. So this is what I'm saying We do that like a couple more times

We sneak an ad on Yeah Do it on the new number one Yeah The new number one's a talk Oh So we could just ring up and say it Say it on a phone call

Say something about immigration Something racist And then slip it in Yeah And then end Yeah That's actually how boomers get laid Say it on a phone call. Say something about immigration, something racist, and then slip it in. Yeah. And then end. Yeah. That's actually how boomers get laid.

Say something about immigration, say something racist, and then slip it in. Nelson boomers especially. I would like to thank all of our Nelson, our new Nelson listeners for being on board and just everybody around the nation that was involved in this epic journey to number 10 from number 13. Long may it continue.

Next on the show. Just trying to find out exactly how many new listeners we got. That's thousands. Can you do that? Just take it. 1,000. That's a lot, man. That's fantastic. That's a lot of people. We'll take anybody. 1,000. That's a lot, man. It's fantastic. Apparently.

That's a lot of people. We'll take anybody. Absolutely, we will. Fleshforn and Megan, the podcast. ZM. Are you going to say the time or anything, or are you done? No, nearly 19 past eight. Okay.

You just had like an upward inflection, and I felt like you were going to say more. No, I'm waiting for you to tell us about this hot girl at the mall that talked to your husband. Okay. So, went to a little visit. David Jones opened in Auckland yesterday. Your Wellington's had one for a while. Yeah. Every time we go down there, I'm like, leave me.

This means nothing to me. It sounds like Kmart. Just as in Zoological. It's a flash Kmart. Right. So, we went there yesterday, had a wee walkies round, and I was looking at the perfumes for a second, turned my back for a second.

And someone's on them. I turned around and this beautiful woman who was working at David Jones was talking to my husband. But they were like having a yarn, like really good mates. Right. She was like, oh, my God, it's so good to see you. Did you like get your back all arched up and go? No, I kind of just okay, this girl is beautiful.

What's happening here? She was like, it's so good to see. Can you stop? She was like, what are you doing? What are you doing here? And he was like, oh, I'm just looking around the new shop, seeing what it's all about. She's like, awesome. Like, how long have you been here?

He's like, oh, what do you mean? She's like, in New Zealand. He's like, oh, like, I've been here a while. Like, I live here. Yeah. She's like, oh, you live here now? And he's like, yeah. My husband's from South Africa originally.

So I was like, oh, they're family friends or something. But are you standing right next to your husband now? At this point, I've moved in. Right. So he was like, oh, they're family friends or something. But are you right, standing right next to your husband now? At this point, I've moved in. Right. So he doesn't like introduce me. Which is like, hey,

one of two things. Fletch does that all the time. Yeah, but. How famously does Fletch never introduce anybody? never. Produces both.

How good is Fletch at bringing people none of us have ever met somewhere and not introducing anybody to anybody? Sometimes it's because I don't know their name. See, this is the thing. Oh, you should. No, I'm kidding, obviously.

No, but I just assume everyone knows because I know. But you're right, I am pretty bad at that. Also, it's just polite to bring someone in. So either he didn't know her name or he didn't want me to know who she was. I would imagine knowing Mr Toyboy, he does not know her name or he didn't want me to know who she was. I would imagine knowing Mr. Toyboy, he does not know her name. So I'm standing there and I'm just like not being brought in. But she did, she gestured to me and smiled. I was like, okay, okay, okay, what's happening?

So she's like, oh my God, how long, so how long have you been here? He's like, oh yeah, like a while. I live here now. She's like, cool, that's awesome. Are you still doing music? And he's like, yeah, yeah, I'm still doing music on the side. And I'm just thinking, how do these two know each other? How hard is this time?

She's beautiful. Like, beautiful. Naturally beautiful, too. Oh, bitch. Just required no effort. And she was just wearing a black T-shirt, part of a David Jones uniform. And she's like, beautiful. Get out of here.

Yeah. And I was like, done up to the mines. Stop being beautiful. Not even on her lips. So, yeah, she's like, still doing music. He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm still doing it on the side. She's like, that's awesome.

Like, I'd love to hear some of the new stuff. And he's like, yeah, yeah. Oh, my. I was just so baffled. Even I'm, I'm, now I'm. And she's like, so how long, like so how long have you lived in New Zealand and Andrew's like oh 12 years

and she's like oh really you don't live in Australia anymore and at this point he was like who do you think I am she's like no I know who you are and he's like oh yeah I never lived in am? She's like, no, I know who you are. And he's like, oh yeah, I never lived in Australia. And she's like, oh, crazy.

And I was so baffled at this point. He's like, can I just, do you know my name? She's like, yeah, Guy Sebastian. He looks nothing like Guy Sebastian Apart from the fact that he's brown That's it They both have quite dense eyebrows Maybe

Megan, they look nothing like each other I'm just having a Guy Sebastian refresher Okay I'm just in a photo with Guy Sebastian Oh, okay. I've just seen a photo where Guy Sebastian. I mean, we both love Guy Sebastian. I know. He's lovely. He's a great man.

She's only semi-familiar with Guy Sebastian. Like this photo. She was. He's also half Malaysian, half Australian. Okay, they look the same there. No, they don't. Yes, they do. No, they look nothing alike. Eyebrows. That's the eyebrows. No, they don't. Yes, they do. No, they look nothing like.

Eyebrows. It's the eyebrows. Eyebrows, the hair. Slight. Barely. Five o'clock shadow. She was convinced though, and he was like, oh no, my name's Andrew. But I am a singer and I was in a band in New Zealand.

She's like, oh, I know, sorry, Morehouse. Oh my God, not all brown people look the same. Hum, hum, hum, hum, hum. No. Titanic, but that's okay. Yeah, Titanic band. She didn't know him. She thought he was Guy Sebastian. Two other people.

Two other people before he had to tell her who he was. Oh, but I was like, yeah, that's good for you. That's good. A little bit of a, yeah, every now and then when you've got a hot partner and they get a blow

to the ego, it's good. And you just sprinkled on the counter and then left, didn't you? We just walked away quietly and I had a wee chuckle. Yeah.

How was his ego after that? I mean, he likes Guy Sebastian, so I think he was just holding on to that, that he looked like him. I mean, I could print out the messages we get to our Facebook page saying that they went into Beaufort and come, Mr. Twiver was hot. How many of those are we getting?

There's a few. A lot of my friends as well. I don't want you worrying like that when you're at work, he is a Tomcat at play. Wrap this up. Places to be. I've had so many friends that are just like, Mr. Toyboy, we're going back for more.

What? This is good for business. Everyone calm down, please. It's good for business. If he was a minger, nobody would be going. His sales would be three to four. The slices are nice, but the guy's a minger. ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Megan, the podcast.

Over the course of that song, I've been working on my cat noises. It's a fun noise to make. Yeah. Meow. Meow. Meow. Yeah. They used to do that when we lived suburbanly. The cats,

the suburban cats, they have territory battles, don't they? Yeah. In fact, I think I'd rather watch an hour and a half of that than go and see that

new Cats movie. That looks so awful. Oh, my God. It looks like nightmare inducing. It would be better if James Corden was just wearing that makeup going, at Taylor Swift. And then Jason Derulo was like. That would be good.

Well, I think maybe we can voice over the movie. Yeah, okay, let's do that. Right now, though, it's time for... Fact of the Day, Day, Day, Day, Day. Yeah. Today's Fact of the Day is about caffeine and birth control. Okay. We were talking before about the possible male injection of birth control. Yes.

An injection into the groin region. Right. Could be an effect of birth control on the male side of things for a change. But birth control pills, they've been around for a long time. You've got to find the one that works for you. They've got different names and things. But today's Fact of the Day is birth control pills can make your coffee last longer. What do you mean?

So caffeine, this is what I've learnt, is a substrate for CYP1A2. Oh yeah, I knew that. Of course you did. It's on the label under my cone. Look on the bottom of that single-use cup. It says what's in it, and you'll find CYP1A2. So how it's affected by different things is that birth controls can extend the half-life of caffeine.

So that means it lasts longer in your system. So if you're on birth control, you shouldn't need as many coffees. And then if you come off birth control, and all't need as many coffees. Oh, yeah. And then if you come off birth control and all of a sudden you're like, man, that coffee did nothing. Didn't even touch the sides.

That might be because the birth control was giving it that little extra humfer. Oh, okay. I don't drink as many coffees as you guys. Maybe you should have a pill. Just to have it in the coffee? Or I could just have an extra teaspoon of coffee, Megan. That's also not a pill. Just to have it in the coffee. Or I could just have an extra teaspoon of coffee, Megan.

That's also not a problem. Smoking tobacco increases the clearance by 56%. So if you smoke and have a coffee, it makes it go through you quicker. It clears it through you. That's bad because I already pass it pretty quickly.

When you have a coffee and it's like, oh, okay, that's got me going. Tear that up with a cigarette. You'll barely finish your dairy and you'll be like, oh, I've got to go. I'm going to ship myself. Go in. Get your business done.

Also, this just was in an article about how it affects medications and stuff. And apparently it could increase the potency of some headache medication. Really? Right. So that's why some of them say they have caffeine in them, so it gets it into your system quicker. Right. Okay.

Yeah. So today's fact of the day is that if you're on birth control, it can make your coffee go further. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. The TV awards were on. They give out awards for all the different TV personalities and news and stuff. All different categories. Hilary Barry won.

She won an award for Best Presenter News and Current Affairs for her coverage of the Christchurch terror attack. Anika Mower was named Best Presenter Entertainment for the second season of her show, Anika Mola Unleashed. A lot of awards, all different, like, you know, for the different comedy and drama shows. And also winning last night,

TVNZ's Breakfast Weather Presenter Maddie McLean picked up the Television Personality of the Year. Fancy. Maddie McLean joins us, friend of the show. Good morning, Maddie. Stop it joins us, friend of the show. Good morning, Maddie. Stop it.

Stop bringing it up, guys. It's so embarrassing. That's so New Zealand of you, isn't it? It's so fake of me as well because I am milking this for all of you. I know you are. Bathing in it.

And just to think, we guys yesterday after the show had coffee with the TV presenter of the year. And who could have, we guys yesterday after the show had coffee with the TV presenter of the year. And who could have known? You're in the presence of greatness. Remember, I literally asked you, I was like, how do I vote?

And you're like, it's too late. Well, you didn't even need my vote, Matty. You did it without it. That's very kind. Thank you. It was a public vote, wasn't it? So that means even more, doesn't it? It means a lot.

My people love me. Is there something you want to say to your people, Manny? Oh, look, honestly, it was just an honour to be nominated last night. It was very unexpected. No, it was... I had a very good night. You've caught me just out of bed,

but not quite as bad as my own show who literally sent a camera operator out here with a reporter to door knock me in my pyjamas. Oh, my. Lucky you were wearing pyjamas. Well, they were lucky. Or unlucky, I don't know. Now, you might have won personality of the year, Matty,

but I was talking to my friend Israel. He's a scientist in Australia, and he said your lifestyle is causing bushfires. Oh. Oh. What have you got to say about that? I mean, personally, yeah, sure. Scientist Israel Folau.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Renowned scientist. And meteorologist. Yeah, Israel Folau. Yeah, I mean, he knows what he's talking about. I wish I had that much power on me. Oh, my God. What an evil laugh. I wish I had that much power on me. Oh, my God. What an evil laugh.

I wish I could cause bushfires. I wish I had the power to be able to cause bushfires, but then not use my powers for that kind of thing. Yeah. Like what, just do controlled burn-offs? Yes. With your gay powers. Fires that are powers.

Species. Yeah. That's good for that. Now, Armedi gay powers. Fire-starting powers. Yeah, that's good for that. Now, Matty, even though it's your day off, tell us about this. No more rain in November. No, I know. Isn't that good? I mean, not for everywhere. There are probably a couple of places. I think around Fiordland and stuff today,

they're expecting a little bit of rain. I mean, no one. Who lives in Fiordland and stuff today. They're expecting a little bit of rain. No one listens around there. I mean, no one. Yeah. Who lives in Fiordland? No one. Yeah. I love your evil laugh. What's your laugh?

Your horrible laugh. Because he just broke down. He's like, that'd be a great place to light one of my gay bushfires. I think it's the one or two wines I had last night is messing with my vocal cords.

That sounds hot. That's hot. Hey, well, Manny McLean picking up TV Personality of the Year last night at the TV Awards. Congratulations on behalf of the show. Thank you so much.

Well deserved. And I can't wait to meet you. And I will expect you to call me by that entire title for the next 12 months. Yes. Until they give it to someone else. Until it's pride from my very hand.

Your cold, dead, bushfire lighting hands. ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Megan, the podcast. There is a recipe that's gone viral and we need to discuss. It actually came from the Slow Cooker Recipes tips and tips Facebook page. You would love that. I follow a couple of Slow Cooker pages. Because in winter I'll get up the Nan's Slow Cooker. Come home to her. I love it.

You come home and it's just like this. Smell, smell. I just don't like how everything ends up kind of sloppy. You know? Yeah, that's a good call. Everything ends up as a casserole. No, not always. I think you're adding too much supplementary liquid.

Maybe. Yeah, that's a trick for slow cookers. Maybe. Too much liquid. This is actually one for you, Fletch. I'm surprised you haven't seen it on your Slow Cooker Recipes and Tips Facebook page. It is for caramilk. Now, they're being called bliss balls here,

but I think bliss balls aren't. They're supposed to be like raw. Megan believes bliss balls should be good for you. Not good for you, but I think bliss balls aren't. They're supposed to be like raw. Megan believes bliss balls should be good for you. Not good for you, but not. It's always like dates and honey. No refined sugar. That's what a bliss ball is, right? Otherwise, it's just a.

Like cacao. Cacao. My nan makes these. Oh, yes. Rumbles. It's almost Christmas. Oh, rumbles. Nan marshmallows with this like lolly cake roll and coconut ball.

Wait, so that's like just a lolly cake ball. A little bit, yeah. Oh, that'd be real yum. Snowballs, she calls them. Now, they deliver me nothing but pure bliss, but I wouldn't call them bliss balls because to me bliss balls are always... Let's call them snowballs. Slightly healthier.

Yum. So what has been made? A caramilk ball. Oh, actually, my friend James, he told me because he knows my love of caramilk because I don't make the cookies. He said, I'm making some of these. I'll bring you one. But they all went flat.

But it still tasted real yum. So I think they just ended up pressing them all down and making a slice. Right. Did he forget the roughage? Because I'm about to tell you the recipe. There's roughage in it to keep it solid, obviously. Yeah, maybe. So you need a block of caramilk.

Okay. A whole block. A whole tin of condensed milk. Shit. This is why it tasted so yum. And then you need a packet of plain biscuits to crush it up. Oh, yeah, like super limes? Put it in as your roughage.

Yep. And then you roll it in the coconut. That's literally all there is to it. I saw this being shared yesterday and it was going crazy. Melt the caramel. You melt the caramel.

So you actually, it says to put it in the slow cooker but obviously you don't need to do that. You can put it in the slow cooker, mix everything with it,

crush your biscuits and then, yeah, just roll them in the coconut. Grab your insulin injection and just give yourself a... But good for Christmas.

You can have it on Christmas Day. Treat yourself at Christmas because we all know calories... Calories don't count at Christmas. And it's technically Christmas now, right? The build-up. Yeah, okay, so for the next month. Yeah. That's what I want from Santa this year.

What? 5,000 guilt-free calories. Wouldn't that be nice? All right, 90 minutes of non-slip jams and that $1,000 bonus banger, thanks to Moolah, is coming up. ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Megan, the podcast.

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