ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Megan Podcast - October 05 2018

Episode Date: October 3, 2018

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Hello, good morning. Welcome to the show. Fletch, Vaughan and Megan. We are live this morning from Christchurch, ahead of our giant car raffle. That's right. We're going to be down at the Countdown Car Park on Morehouse. We're going to be heading down there soon-ish.

Yep, planning for about a 7am arrival kick-off of broadcast from the spot at the moment in our Christchurch studios. You have got to be there before 10 past 8 to get your raffle ticket and be there when we draw the raffle at 10 past 8. Now, so we're in the car park of Countdown and

BK, so we'll be firing up some nugs as well this morning. Never too early for a nugs. Free nugs. There's nothing better than free nugs. Never too early for free nugs. Let's just say that limited numbers of those nugs Megan, in case half have crushed you to turn up. Producer Caitlin, how are you feeling

ahead of the raffle because you've got half a chance of winning this car. I know. It's actually like, I was thinking about it last night. Imagine if I'm like driving a car back to Auckland this morning and I have a car. Yeah, but you might not be. It is so shame.

Oh yeah, okay. So if you want to come down, thank you to Stadium Cars. It's a $10,000 Suzuki Swift. So we'll be broadcasting down there a bit later this morning. We're in the studio because it's warmer at the moment.

We should name the car. You've always got to name a car. Let's do that. Let's do that this morning. Because your car RIP was Bridget that got written off. Yeah, we can't call her Bridget. Coming up on the show, the top six. Yeah, the top six today deals with,

there's a All Blacks cookbook out, raising money for charity. And you can get to cook some of the recipes that the All Blacks themselves made. And there's pictures of them cooking them too in case you thought they just copied their nana's recipe for something like I would. And submitted it for a cookbook. So the top six All Blacks themselves, mate. And there's pictures of them cooking them too in case you thought they just copied their nana's recipe for something like I would. Okay, yeah.

And submitted it for a cookbook. Okay. So the top six All Blacks recipes that didn't make the cut. All right, coming up. And I've got an awesome weekend slow cooker hack for you. I know you're laughing now. You won't be laughing after I tell you. That sounded like something that the breeze would say.

No. You know, the easy listening mixy stations. Laugh now. I'm always looking for a reason to get out the slow cooker. I can't believe I haven't thought of this before. Okay, all right. All right, you lot, listen up. It's story time.

All right, I've found three news headlines for three news stories around the word quirky, unusual, weird news stories. Vaughn and Megan picked one of the following three headlines. Headline one, pee and oh no you didn't. Cruise. Good delivery. Pee and oh no you didn't, Cruise.

I like didn't better. Headline two, robber blocks himself. And headline three, GPS takes tourists in non-scenic way. Those are the three headlines. Robber blocks himself. Is that when he threw the brick and it bounced back

and hit him in the head? Yes. That happens a lot, eh? I don't think I'd throw, maybe like an old glass window, but again, then again, I wouldn't throw it.

I'd kind of hold the brick and tap to smash. This video is great because he threw it so hard, actually knocked himself out, and he was on the ground for like a good 10 seconds. I didn't think he was getting up. Great. But police still looking for him. So that glass is a lot thicker than I thought it would be.

I can't go P&O, no, you didn't. Okay, what sign did that have? Yeah, I'm Mona go P&O, no, you didn't. Okay, what sign did that have? Yeah, I'm mono P&O, no, you didn't. All right, we go now to Australia. Hey! To be fair, the headline worked with P&O, but it's not P&O. It's the Voyager of the Seas where the problem occurred,

operated by Royal Caribbean International, one of their cruise ships. I always have to Google cruise ships when Royal Caribbean International. Oh, yeah. One of their cruise ships. I always have to Google cruise ships when I hear their... Right, okay. Let's see what they look like. When I hear their name. I get this from my mother.

She loves Googling a good cruise ship. Okay. Why? Just to see... Like, she travels in the summer months. They drive over to Mount Maunganui to watch the cruise ships come out. The big ones come in.

Come in and out. Yeah, they love it. They drive there specifically to do that? Yeah, and then they'll get, like, fish and chips and go to the hot pools come out. The big ones come in. Come in and out. Yeah, they love it. They drive there specifically to do that. Yeah, and then they'll get like fish and chips and go to the hot pools and stuff. But that's like the hot... This is the same mother and father duo that used to bring their children out to Rainbow's End in Auckland, but if it was drizzly, we'd

carry on to the airport and watch the planes land instead because it was cheaper. Yeah. So this happened in March last year. So it's just kind of gone through this whole process. But they've had to offer passengers a refund for one of their cruises. So this was a dream cruise for a lot of people. It turned into a nightmare as the ship was overrun with more than 1,000 men

from a tobacco company who held wild parties featuring women dressed as Playboy bunnies. Now, the cruise was inundated with the workers, 1,300 from the Indian gutka company Kamla Passad. Right. It's a, I don't know, is it a... Cigarettes? Is it ciggies? I don't know.

Kamla Passad, Megan. Are you Googling? Passad, yeah. K-A-M-L-A Passad. They came on board for a conference before the boat left Sydney. So they started the conference on land, got on the boat, and passengers described seeing men proceeding to run amok, taking over the pool decks, bars and buffets.

They were also said to have brought burlesque dancers on board who started parties. What, BYO burlesque dancers? Yes. The men would also harass other passengers and film young girls on their mobile phones, passengers said. It was like a huge stag party with 1,200 people,

is what passengers said. Because there was a story on Nine's A Current Affair about it. The doors would be open. You'd walk past their rooms and be like, what am I going to look at when I walk past this door? It's hard to forget the flashbacks of all these men. 24 hours a day. We could not escape the cruise.

Oh, my God. Yeah. I'm looking at what... This is touted as a family cruise ship as well. Yeah, well, I mean... Like, it's got, like, kids-specific activities on, like, kids club where they, like, learn science. There's one of those surfing things

where you surf on the endless waves. There's like outdoor movie nights for kids. Arcades. Yeah. Ice skating. Yeah, I know.

Rock climbing. Yeah. Oh, narrow. So news.com.au reporting that Royal Caribbean International issued full refunds to passengers.

So, I mean, you've got a free cruise, but I mean, it was a horrific time if you're a family. I imagine if you're a good Christian family, that would have been a hellish experience. Although there might have been the odd dad who was like, this is great. Oh, yeah, it's terrible.

Stuck back into old habits. Yeah. I'm just going to go and complain about these men and then going and joining in the activity. Yeah. Wow. F.M. Now, I told you I had a weekend slow cooker hack

and you laughed. I did laugh because it's, but I do love a slow cooker but it took me a while to get into slow cookers because I assumed they were the domain of the mum and the nana. They're the domain of the person that wants to not deal with food in the afternoon.

Get it done. Eat it. So this woman has shared what she did in her slow cooker and it's been shared 27,000 times. She has on like a Friday or Saturday night or whatever night before you go out, this is something you do, especially if you're going out and the next morning you're going to want a full cooked English breakfast. So she has got her slow cooker.

She's got some bacon, rolled it up and stood it up on an end in the slow cooker. Then there's sausages stood up on end in the slow cooker. Yeah. Just around the sides. Yeah. And then there's three mugs. So one mug has... Like a coffee cup.

Yeah. Okay. So you want to make sure that these are okay with getting hot because they're going to get hot. Those mugs should be okay to get hot. You put hot boiling water in them with coffee don't you? Yeah. But like really really hot. Okay. So one of these has mushrooms with a dob of

butter on top. One has baked beans in it and the other has tomatoes? Like some sort of tomato salsery situation. Yeah. Okay. Canned tomato. And so she's put all of that in there the night before, and then the next morning you are presented with- Oh, my God.

You don't have to do anything when you're hungover. You don't have to do anything. I'm like a full English. A full English. Everything's cooked. Sausages are cooked. Wow. Okay.

Mushrooms, everything. So all you'd have to do is maybe toast some toast. So you'd just put it on when you went out And put it on like Eight hours Slow cook Slow, put it on slow When you go to bed Yeah

Oh my god that's amazing And you'd wake up To the smell of Oh bacon Did you ever have A bread maker At home No

Oh yeah We didn't have a bread maker But my nana used to make bread The old fashioned way Right And you'd wake up To the smell of bread Best smell in the world

To wake up to The only thing That doesn't have is eggs. That's the one thing I want when I'm hungover. And an overcooked egg. Yeah, an overcooked egg. You can do a pan of eggs scrambled in two seconds. Yeah, true.

To add to your breakfast. Oh, that sounds good. And could do the bacon and the mushroom. Oh, they'd be so good. And see, I would have thought it would have been soggy, but maybe the trick is to stand them up on end like she see, I would have thought it would have been soggy, but maybe the trick is to stand them up on end like she has because in the picture that she shared the next day, everything's crispy.

Everything's crispy. Yeah, the sausages look nicely browned. The bacon looks crisp. Well, even if you wanted to brown your sausages, you could probably do that in the pan. Give them a roll in the pan that you're cooking the eggs in. Yeah. Someone has to try this this weekend, for reals. The English breakfast in the pan. Give them a roll in the pan that you're cooking the eggs in. Yeah. Someone has to try this this weekend.

For reals. The English breakfast in the slow cooker. Okay. I'll do it. Okay. I'll take the bullet. I'll take it back because I was laughing at you when you said I've got a slow cooker hack coming up.

A life hack. The Top Six with Vaughan Smith. Hi there. Today's Top Six has to do with this All Blacks cookbook. Have you heard about the All Blacks cookbook? So it's a fundraising cookbook? Yes, correct. And all the All Blacks were asked to submit a recipe.

Okay. And money goes to charity. Good, that's good. And it's out now. You can go and buy it and cook what the All Blacks cook. Some of the recipes, I was expecting it just to be like pretty rubbish. Josh, bread. Bread with ham and cheese in the middle.

I call it a ham sandwich. That's rude. And why do they speak like that? Because they have concussions. You're being rude. But it's mostly because they don't have a lot of time. Yeah, yeah. Now if it was the All Blacks nutritionalists Nutritionists. Nutritionists,s nutritionalists. Nutritionists.

Nutritionists, that's right. Nutritionists don't exist. That's a made-up word. Unexpected to be, you know, really healthy meals and stuff. But there's like curries and all sorts of things in there. Okay. But today's top six, the top six All Blacks recipes that didn't make the book. Okay.

Oh, okay. Number six, Collins Mead. It's an alcoholic beverage created by fermenting honey with water, sometimes various fruits, spices, grains, or hops. This one was made using the pollen from pine trees because of his nickname, Pine Tree, and it was real yuck. Mead is yuck. It got tipped out. Some people love it.

It's yucky. Yeah, I can do it. Well, Gary here makes a honey mead. Is it like a kombucha? No, it's more like just a vinegary. It could not be further. But it's fermenting. It's a cross between a beer and a wine.

Oh, yuck. Okay. Why does Soundkeeper Gary make that? I don't know, but Vikings, I think. Okay, right. Why does Soundkeeper Gary have bees? Who knows? Why does Soundkeeper Gary do half the stuff he does?

He just has hobbies. Number five on the list of the top six All Blacks recipes that didn't make the cut. The Jonah Low Moose Burgers. Hard to get a moose down these ways, let alone butcher it and make it into mincemeat and then make burgers out of it. That was the only reason it didn't really make it, how hard it is to get a moose. Yeah, right. Because you substitute mince. He can taste the difference. He can taste the difference.

He could taste the difference. He could, yeah. He would have wanted it that specific way. Number four on the list of the top six All Blacks recipes that didn't make the book are buck shellfish chowder. It's a seafood chowder consisting mostly of pairs of scallops that have been ripped open and then sewn back together before getting out there

and getting back into the chowder. Because he famously... Oh, yeah, that's... Buckshelfish chowder. Famously lost a... No, was that Zinzan that lost a testy? He tore open his... No, Lin, Zinzan did the dropkick from over halfway.

Buckshelf had had his scrotum ripped open. On the field. That doesn't happen these days. Are they wearing underwear better? Didn't someone have a buck-sheltered injury in the past couple of years? Really? A ripped scrotum? I think so.

Good Lord. Rough. Who's grabbing at that? Number three on the list of the top six All Blacks recipes that didn't make the cut is Michael Jones shinbone stew. It actually wasn't too bad because if you've used shinbone in a stew, it's a great stewy meat. Yeah.

But you weren't allowed to make it on a Sunday, so it's out. Some real classic All Blacks recipes here not getting submitted. Thank you. Yeah, I know. Well, I wouldn't have made it in the professional era if it said it couldn't play Sundays is all I'm saying. Number two on the list of the top six All Blacks recipes that didn't make the cut, Dan Car-Tahini.

Tahini is a thick, oily paste made from ground sesame seeds, so that sounds pretty yuck, and they didn't want it in the book. But Dan Car-Tahini. It's good. I like it. I just say the name lots because it took me quite a while to think up. Yeah. And the number one on today's top six of the All Blacks recipes

that didn't make the cut, Richie McCorn syrup. Excess consumptions of food containing corn syrup has been linked to heart disease, diabetes and high cholesterol. So you can see why they declined it. Even Richie's golden touch couldn't save the Richie McCorn syrup. And get it into the All Blacks cookbook. That is...

You've realised the ridiculousness of your own top six. Yeah. It's one of those moments of self-realisation. You're like, what am I doing with my life? That is today's Top Six. We've been giving away a car this morning. 10 past eight, the big draw. If you're in Christchurch, come and see us.

We'll be broadcasting in the Countdown slash BK Car Park on Morehouse. I want to talk now about a proposal that's been described as sick. Not fully sick. Not fully sick, right. Bad sick. So this happened in the Philippines, end of September. And a lot of guys spend a lot of time planning out something special and different and that's

what this guy did. It's definitely different. I read one just earlier this week where the guy was like on a plane and he handed out notes to all the passengers. Oh yeah, that was kind of cute. And he said, I'm about to do this.

So if you see, please film it and take photos because then they can have, you know, a record of it. But why a plane? Drop box it to me. Also, I don't know how to feel if I was halfway through

because I always have a Netflix show to watch. Yeah. Can I just grab a minute? And a plane's not very, like, romantic. No. You just run by everybody else's farts. Yeah, and you're probably going to get a cold as well

because of the same air. Yeah. So this was in the Philippines. The guy's name is Jeffrey, and he wanted to stage a whole scenario. So he got the help of the local police, and he staged Who apparently had nothing better to do.

Yeah, I know. There's a couple of police officers. So they had pulled up their car he had ridden his motorbike and made it look like he'd been hit by a car and he'd fallen off. Now the police officers turned up with his girlfriend. Okay.

And they said to him, your partner's been involved in an accident. Yeah. Prepare for the worst. She gets out of the car and sees him lying on the road. It looks like he's dead. Yeah. And then they go to, he's lifeless.

There's no movement, no sound or anything. She's distraught. She starts crying. And that's when the police officers bend down to try and resuscitate him. Yeah. So it's going full hog. Right when they go to give him mouth to mouth, he sits up with a red ring box and says to his girlfriend,

will you marry me? I mean, unless she's got a dark sense of humour. Even weirder, she starts laughing and hugs the female police officer and says, yes, this is amazing. So she loved it. Oh, so she loved it. She was on board then. I had to get a punch in the face if that was me.

Right. I guess maybe you're never going to feel more alive than when. Yeah, you think your partner's dead. Yeah, and you really appreciate... I mean, bad for him if she's like, oh, okay. Oh, well. But that's also a way to definitely... I did tell him he never looks before he changes lanes on that bloody bike.

That's a way to definitely get a yes, though, because like... Yeah, true. You feel like, oh, my God, he's gone forever. Yeah, no, he's not. Yeah, it's like that instantaneous feeling of mourning that you feel, but then later on when you think about it, you're like, oh well, the world goes on, doesn't it? Fletchbourne and Megan's Community Notices.

Hello there, welcome to Community Notices, a segment of the show where we have a look at what's happening around New Zealand according to local Facebook pages, buy and sell community pages. Brian's trying it on on the Papakura buy, sell and exchange page. Hi, admin. Can you please not delete this?

But I was wondering if someone nice and only nice could transfer and could please that's at the same bank as me, transfer me some money so I can buy a PS3. Oh, okay. I thought it was going to say like food or something necessary. No, no, a PS3. So not even like the new console was going to say like food or something necessary. No, no, a PS3. So not even like the new console. Yeah, doesn't want to be greedy.

The outdated console. That's right, Megan. I think that was a, you know, shows the true character. Yeah. Shows the true character. Let's go to the buy and sell Uta Rahonga page where Lisa's saying, I've got tramadol for sale, PM me for details. Ah, that's illegal, Lisa.

Yeah. Yeah, but Neil's popped up and he said, would you consider swapping a good amount of... Tramies? Tramadol. Not paracetamol. That would be low-end drug dealing. Would you consider swapping it for a red-nosed pity pup

and Xbox with no controllers? The person that sent this in says, I'm from Otorohonga and this is the most Otorohonga thing that's happened on the Otorohonga page. Yeah, wow. Next, let's go to New Plymouth because there's been a garage sale. Yeah. This is the buy and sell New Plymouth tick page.

Just the tick out of your symbol section of your keyboard there, not like a blue tick. Yeah. Garage sale on now. 8am start. Lots of DVDs, books, handmade jewellery, new Tupperware toys, dog travel cage, R18 toys and lingerie, Milky Bar kids tent. Wait, stop. What?

And a yummy sausage sizzle. Is that what you wanted to hear about the sausage sizzle? I love how they just drop in some R18 toys and a list of seemingly innocent items. I know. You've got to. And then there's some photos of the toys, the Happy Meal toys for sale. And then the R18 corner where. Oh, no.

Oh, I've clicked. In my excitement, I've clicked onto the wrong thing. There's lingerie up the front here, as you can see. And then look at the back here, this wonderful selection. What is that? That looks like hand-blown glass adult fun toys to me, Megan. Yeah, I thought they might have been candles, but closer inspection, they're a bit veiny, aren't they?

Yeah, well, no, some are veiny, some are ribbed, some are, yeah, I mean, there's a multitude of textures and colours there. Glass. I mean, I guess you put them on the dishwasher. Are they actually glass? Well, they look like glass. It looks like it says. Oh, I don't know about that.

Oh, it's the glass. It's not crumbly old glass. When you go up the Sky Tower, you can stand on that glass panel. I know, but some of us have been doing our kegels. You're giving your vagina more strength than a heavy tourist up the Sky Tower. That's worrying. I doubt your vag could crush an Asian tourist, Megan, taking a photo. That's why Toyboy's not going anywhere.

He literally can't. He's trapped. Oh, what just happened? That was too much information. I just registered it. Do you Mr. Muscle them? Would you put it in the dishwasher? I don't know. Would you just give it a Mr. Muscle? I don registered it. Do you Mr. Muscle them? Like, would you put it in the dishwasher? I don't know.

Or would you just give it like a Mr. Muscle? I don't know. I don't know, but if we're talking about cleaning glass, Lily's offering her services on the Vic Deals page.

$5 per glass ornament cleaned. And there's a before and after of a bong. If you've ever owned a bong, I've seen one once. Very dirty things. A lazy stoner's not paying someone to clean their bong. $5, that's pretty good. If you've got a favourite bong. I've seen one once. Very dirty things. A lazy stoner's not paying someone to clean their bong. $5, that's pretty good.

If you've got a favourite bong, though. It sounds like a trap, a police trap. Oh, yeah. You go around. And then they check the residue and they're like, gotcha, you cannabis smoker. The first of our two cat posts today. This comes from the Lost and Found Pets,

Orangura and Surrounding Towns. Charles said, is anybody missing shoes in the Kippenburg and estate area? Cooper, our cat, is back at it again after a nine month hiatus.

I thought he'd got over doing this for good. If you believe any of the items pictured are yours, feel free to contact me and look at this haul of shoes that this cat's brought home. Oh my God.

But wait, some people are leaving shoes outside. You wouldn't miss that crock. There's only my God. But wait, so people are leaving shoes outside. Outside. You wouldn't miss that crock. Oh, there's only one, though. But how many of them are in pairs? That's weird.

Half of them are in pairs. Are they getting one and going back? Someone accuses Charles of stealing them themselves. Oh, yeah. Of the shoes, and he says no. So what happens is he brings home one shoe, but I don't think about reporting it until I've got both shoes because then you'll want both shoes back. Typically, it takes him two to three days to get both shoes to make up a pair.

This morning, he bought in four individual shoes, which then completed four of the other individual shoes into pairs. And then links through to previous newspaper articles written about this cat that's a thief. So he said, basically, if you're missing a shoe, flick me a message. I'll see if we've got it. Amazing. An actual cat burglar.

Yeah. From that cat burglar to a missing cat. This is from the Birkenhead and Northcote page. Yeah. Somebody says, our cat is missing. And I was wondering if, by mistake, he's in somebody's garage. Oh, yeah. His name is Puss Puss, and he's a little bit shy. And there's a picture of Puss Puss there. Oh, Puss P name is Puss Puss and he's a little bit shy.

And there's a picture of Puss Puss there. Oh, Puss Puss. Ginger and white. Puss Puss is going to come back skinny. Ginger and white Puss Puss. Wow. Yeah, I think that. Puss Puss needs.

Puss Puss has got a bit of fat to live on, eh? There's an update. Oh, okay. On the Birkenhead and Northcote community page. I'll turn the music off. Same poster. Yep. This was my Mr. Puss Puss.

He adopted me, not the other way around. He was a very special part of my family, and he was killed, and I'm heartbroken. The witness said the person didn't slow down after the run of moment. Vaughn, what are you doing? To this low-life person. Vaughn!

Get ready, because we're about to chuck it up a notch, by the way. We're about to move it into a top gear. To this low-life person, I wish you die from a very slow disease that will take all of your life functions away from you slowly, one by one. And you end up dying as a vegetable. I heard one of your family members died from slow terminal painful cancer. You could make a choice and stop.

Forever grateful for the lady that put the towel over Puss Puss. Here's the thing. Sometimes you wouldn't even know you've hit a cat, would you? No. I don't think it's fair to assume a person, they didn't even break this person's, this person's. They might not have known. They didn't even break, didn't even slow down.

They may not have known. They were probably on their phone. Or had their radio loud. Yeah. Listening to community notices. But don't wish that upon loud. Yeah. Listening to community notices. But don't wish that upon somebody. Yeah. Although if they did

had a car and not stop, then yeah, maybe they do deserve that to us. I know you're grieving, but I like to give humanity the benefit of the doubt. Okay. Most of the time.

Even though it's let me down time and time again. Well, if you see anything on your local Facebook, your community page, send it in to us. Screenshot it. FBMZM on Facebook.

Live today in Christchurch. We're in front of the BK on Morehouse and we have a car to give away. It's $10,000, a Suzuki Swift. Thanks to Stadium Cars. Now, it's a big raffle.

So the only catch is you've got to be here to win the car. We'll give you a raffle ticket. Come down. You've got to be here by 10 past 8 when we do that draw.

We are going to give you the chance to call through and get a spot in our raffle from anywhere in the country very soon. Horne, you've just started the raffle books? Yeah, we've just been giving out the first tickets from the raffle books. Gone for your classic raffle book, raffle tickets. What colour are we starting with? I don't believe we started with blue.

We're going all the way through the blue booklet. Okay. Before moving, I think then we'll move on to maybe yellow. Look at this little machine. There isn't a yellow. I thought there was a yellow. There's an orange. Orange.

A blue, a red, and a green. Okay. Okay, and we've even got a, what would you call that, like a little bingo ball

kind of spinning box thing. This looks like either somebody's dad made it or it was somebody's like year 12 woodwork project. That's not from What Now, is it? They used to have one like that. That's not from What Now, is it? They used to have one like that.

It could be. What Now was dealing with a slightly higher budget for their weekly drawers. Actually, I think this was Claire Perspex. Yeah. Yeah, much larger. This is like a mini compost tumbler. We may have stolen that actually from a rest home,

a bingo evening. It does look... Borrowed. Borrowed. Borrowed. All right. Well, come down. Megan, you've got great news for renters.

Yes. Maybe not great news for landlords. Actually, I'm not sure who's going to take this cost. I don't think landlords are affected by this. Letting fees, the government has announced they're going to get rid of them by Christmas. So that's the weird thing that you pay. It's like a week's worth of rent, right? It's a letting fee.

It just disappears. For nothing. Yeah. And if there's a heap of you or your rent's real expensive, like, that's a lot of money. Yeah. And for nothing, eh? So, generally, you pay bond, which is a few... Yeah, which is like three weeks rent or something.

A pre-agreed on amount of weeks rent. And you pay an advanced week. So, you're paying and then you get your last week free, technically. Yeah. Because then you move out and you don't pay your last week. But this letting fee's always just kind of been... Now, if you did it privately, would there be a letting fee? No.

Or is it only when you go through a real estate company? It was just the agency. It's just how they made their money. That was kind of, I guess, how they paid themselves. So the agent paid the money. Well, it's not going to happen anymore. Good. So there should be no letting fee from after Christmas.

Yeah, they reckon by Christmas it'll be a thing of the past. Oh, the long weekend group toots just happened in the distance. I just heard. I don't know who just drove past the long weekend group toot, but we appreciate that. Do you know we're only like three weekends away from the long weekend group toot, by the way? We'll get excited about that.

Much appreciated. As much as I'm looking forward to hearing everybody's group toot, I'm also very much looking forward to a long weekend full stop. Is there another one? Yeah, there's another one. Appreciate that also very much looking forward to a long weekend, full stop. Is that another one? Yeah, but it's another one. Appreciate that. Really appreciate that. Keep it coming all morning. It's great. It's great warm up for three weekends time. It is. It is. But with the

letting fees, if because they take a percentage, right? Real estate, if someone's organising if it's through an agency, they take a percentage. The landlord pays them a percent. Do they? So that's how they're making their money. So they're already clipping the ticket. Yeah, they're already clipping.

So this was a big clip at the start before the ongoing clipping of the ticket. So if you, because a lot of people like, if they're going to get a new flat together for next year, might get a flat at the end of the year, would you be better to wait till January now? But then you might lose the sweet flat.

The ultimate renter's conundrum. Do you sort of sweet flat at the end of the year or chance waiting till after the summer holidays? But if you can save $1,000 or, you know, $500. Well, they say the highest tenancy turnover starts from November. So you've got a couple of months between November and when this gets your go. In your student hotspots, Dunedin, Hamilton, Palmy, you've kind of got to be sorting your flat at the end of the year for next year.

Okay, at 10 past 8, giving away a car, it's a $10,000 Suzuki Swift, thanks to Stadium Cars. Now, we want to chuck a couple of people in that draw right now from anywhere in the country, so you can call us 0800 DALS at M, we'll pick a couple of people and give you a

ticket in our raffle against Caitlin. FVM, the podcast. Today, live in Christchurch, giving away a car at 10 past 8. Producer Caitlin, we've put some people in the draw from around the country. Yes. We have got Bronwyn. Bronny. Yeah. And?

And Jamie. Okay. I want to tell them their numbers. Oh, okay. What's Bronny's? Bronwyn is A Orange 002. Oh, okay. What's Bronwyn's? Bronwyn is A-Orange-0-0-2. No, you say Orange-A-0-0-2. No, because A is on all of them. So then you go, so you've got to, because you've got to make it suspense. Well, let's forget about putting A then.

And don't you just get rid of the zeros? She's just two. Yeah. I'm very stressed. I want to win a car today. If A's on all of them Let's just not mention the A Let's just say orange too No but it's the suspense

Because at the end When we say who's won the car When we say A It doesn't eliminate anything I don't believe that adds any suspense to it No You're all still in the draw Should we talk to them?

Sure Okay Bronnie good morning Good morning We've shortened your name Is that okay from Bronwyn? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's probably fine. Good, Bronny.

All right. You'll be surprised what people will let you do to their names if they're going to win a car. All right. So you're... Orange. Okay. Orange 2. Yes.

Orange 2. Yep, got it. Orange 2. Yeah. When we make the draw, if it says Orange 2, Bronny, you're in the money. You too. All right. All right. Thank you, Bronny. We've got Jamie. the draw, if it says orange 2, Bronnie, you're in the money. You too. All right. Thank you, Bronnie.

We've got Jamie. Jamie's, okay. Jamie's on line 7. Good morning, Jamie. Hey, guys. How you going? Good, Jamie. All right.

Now, Jamie, what ticket at what ticket seat? Jamie, you've got A, blue 2. A, blue 2. What did you say? Blue A2? Okay. No, it's A, blue 2. Okay, look,? Blue A2? No, it's A blue 2. Okay, look, we're getting there.

Okay, Jamie, good luck. We'll give some more callers a chance from around the country to win the car. But if you are in Christchurch, make sure you are here by, I'd say, 8 o'clock because we're going to do the draw at 10 past 8. There's a story that Jetstar are really putting the handbrake on those Facebook groups where maybe you've got a flight that you can't take anymore, so you sell it to somebody else. Didn't you do this?

Yeah, a while ago. A very long time ago. You're breaking aviation law. Oh, but it was a while ago so it doesn't count. Yeah, statute of limitations. I bet that's how the law works. Yeah, that's how the law works. Doesn't it?

Caitlin, because you come to Christchurch all the time to visit family, you've used this site to get rid of flights. Yeah. But didn't you check it out? No, I did it. And then the girl checked it out because she didn't want to go with me. And I was like, why wouldn't you? And then I had to refund her. Oh, I wouldn't have refunded her.

Because she freaked out because she's like, oh, I can't change the name. And I was like, just go with me. You still took the flights. No givebacks. Because those Facebook pages are huge. So thousands of people belong to them. And the easiest part was you would just get the person's flight details. You'd get them to check in online and then forward you on the email with the QR code or the barcode or however to get you to check in.

And that was the way around it. If you needed to actually check in at the airport, you needed identification to check in. Yeah. But if you were just dropping a bag, you could use the check-in online. Jetstar are now requiring identification photo ID on bag check-in. So if you're going to do this now, you can't take a bag. Or you've got to do that thing where you wear all your clothes on the flight and squeeze as much as you can legally into carry-on.

Yeah, yeah. Because they're going to be checking your ID when you drop your bag. And they started this like last week. Yeah. Or at the start of the week or weekend. Just go on. Just without telling anyone. Yeah.

I imagine it made news because someone who knows a journalist swapped flights and then got there and was denied on. And then it came up over weekend drinks because they were drinking to commiserate the fact that they could not go where they had planned to go for the weekend. And so a journalist made a story out of it. But yeah, there you go. You've got to watch it on the old bag drop now.

We're live in Christchurch this morning with our great car raffle. It's Christchurch versus Producer Caitlin. Someone's going to win this car. 10 past 8. If you want to come down, you've got to be here for the draw. Yeah. That is going to be at 10 past 8. So get down a little bit before

and grab a ticket. We're in front of BK and also we've got two wacky wavy inflatable tube men. Oh, that great work sourcing those two, Producer Caitlin, because we said we want them and you found them. Well, we have to say thanks to Animates because we've stolen theirs and it needs to be back before they open for business.

One of them has hair. Yeah, we paid for this one, right? Yeah, we did. because i've always wanted to do this careful oh good what just pick one up yeah yeah like pull one down and then let it go yeah okay that was that was as good as i imagined yeah okay that was fun uh now now something we thought we'd do because we are giving away the Suzuki. He's attacked me back. It just blew me right in the face. It's Griever's bodily harm. One of the things we thought we'd do is talk about the car that we are giving away because

every car. Sit in or like hang out with or go on a road trip with when you're by yourself yeah that's more the third option was the most likely you don't just hang out like i've never just hung out with my car i'm always hanging out with my car what was your what was your car before bridget um donald donald yeah because you've got a uh uh like a history of losing cars i was going to check. A check of riding off cars. And Megan, you've got Ruby. Yeah, and then before that I had Lily.

Okay. You don't name your cars, eh? No. It's stupid, isn't it? My first car I named, it was just called the General, but I haven't had a... I haven't had a car,

I haven't named a car since. What kind of car was the General? It was a Toyota Stylet. Oh, right. It was the absolute workhorse. Yeah. I guess I called the Honda the workhorse because I treat it like a work gear. I kind of car was the general? It was a Toyota Style-It. Oh, right. It was the absolute workhorse. Yeah. I guess I called the Honda the workhorse

because I treat it like a work gear. I just chuck stuff in it. I guess, do you remember when I had the Silver Fox? Yes. I did name my car. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, the Silver Fox. It was a, what, a 1992 Honda Prelude? It was a Prelude. Oh, yes. Yeah, with white mag wheels. It was a real... It went real fast.

It was a real babe mag, no? Yeah. Like the honeys, the honeys just... Oh, absolute, yeah. You had to say, you went real fast. It was a real babe mag, no? Yeah. But the honeys, the honeys just. Absolute, yeah. You had to say, you had to put a sticker

on the front window that said, no more honeys. Because there were so many honeys. Because I had too many honeys. Honeys overload. There were so many honeys. But you could take lots of.

Max capacity, max capacity, one honey. But you could use the T, the T bus lane with all the honeys in it. Oh yeah. The T3 lane.

But their, their knees were around their ears because the back seat was so Oh, yeah. It's a T3 lane. But their knees were around their ears because the back seat was so tiny. Yeah, it was a bit small. So this car needs a name. I always, I like to look at the number plate when I'm dishing out car names because I think H, N, M. Do you know what I was thinking? Him.

Hunnam. Like Charlie Hunnam. And then you could go like, call it Charlie. Yeah, I think it's a girl too. I looked at it and thought Harriet because it starts with an H. Oh, yeah. And it's kind of cute and little. Something like Swifty? No, I'd like to call her...

If you win the car, what will you call it? Taylor the Swift. Sandra. It can't... Sandra. And it's got a big S on the back. You're a Zookie. No, I don't know.

She's a Sandra. I'm actually really looking forward to someone winning this car and not you, Caitlin. Just with a look on your face. What would you call the car? Phoebe. Oh, that's good. What about you? Gertrude.

Gertrude. Gertrude's a great name for a car. Gertrude, what about you? I died when Fletch called his cat Karen, so I'd call it Steve because I love human names. Yes, human names. Human names on, yes. It's a good idea. What about you?

Any idea? Maybe Sandy. Sandy's a good name. Leroy. Leroy. Okay. I love that you're all just eyeing up this car and like, is this awkward, Caitlin? Yes.

Because these people want to win this car. And if they don't call her, what was my name? Sandra. Sandra. If they don't call her Sandy, that's name? Sandra. Sandra. If someone said Sandy, that's a take. Oh, yeah, that's quite cute. It's like when you get a pet and then you name it and then the other one takes the pet

and they name it something else and it's really sad. You don't give away pets. You don't name them and then give them away. Some people do. Some monster does that. That's bad pet ownership. Alright, so the name jury's not exactly sold. I mean, if you win it, you get to name it. FEM. ZM.

Now, Producer Caitlin, we have decided to test the car. Yeah. And we are currently at the drive-thru. Vaughn, I believe, is inside. She's here. And we cut out before. We had some technical difficulties. So you're now going to test here at the drive-thru.

Yeah. Okay. Okay. Are you ready for me again? Yes. Good. Can we hurry this up, guys? I've got a drive-through to run here,

and you've been sitting in that drive-through for five minutes since you had your little technical issues. Okay, sorry. Okay, so I would... No, you've got to let me do my friendly greeting. Oh, okay. Welcome to Burger King. Place your order when you're ready, please.

Oh, you sound like Ryan Reynolds through that. Three molten lava cakes. Two super shakes. One with strawberry half chocolate. Can you do that? We've got two super shakes. One strawberry, one strawberry, half strawberry, half chocolate. Large sundae.

Can you put some sprinkles on there? It would be my damn pleasure. And a bunch of ketchup. I need some sauce. Stat. Ketchup-wise, we've got standard ketchup. We've got Heinz deliciously good peri-peri mayo, we've got sweet and sour, we've got aioli, and we've got maple-flavoured syrup.

How can I help you in the way of syrups and sauces? Can we have one of each? One of everything. Our pleasure here at Burger King to assist you with all of your before-8am dessert needs. I feel like there's judgement in that. You're judging. Well, I mean, come on.

Should I drive? Yeah, you have to say drive on through. How much? And we'll tell you when you get here. There's a curb turn a little bit. Okay. Nine to three. The thing is, there's a very sharp turn here, and it's got like little permanent cones,

so people have definitely hit these before. Everyone. You're not turning sharp enough. I am. No, no, no. Megan? Oh, my God. Okay.

Yeah, we're going. We're going. We're going. We haven't hit anything. Oh, there's more. Next window. You can go faster, Caitlin. I've got two microphones and three headsets.

I don't know if anybody's quite appreciating my multitasking here. Oh, you're miles away from the window. Hello. Hello! Hello! I'm going to turn on my... It's playing like this is the biggest game of imaginary, right? You know when you're like a kid and you play restaurants and you're like, hey, you owe me money and...

Someone's three pack of nuggies is only going to have two nuggies because Fletch ate one of your nuggies. And you just dropped the sauce. I just dropped the sauce. That's okay, though. You can't know because you can't put that back on there. Oh, okay.

You hardly can. The sauce didn't touch the ground. Just the container it's in. Okay. Who wants some nuggies? Nice. I've got to say thanks to BK as well for hosting us outside Morehouse. If you want to come down and join Megan.

News on the Royals. So we know that Megan Markle and Harry are coming to New Zealand. We have more of an itinerary released today about what they're going to be doing. So they're going to Wellington, Abel Tasman, National Park, Auckland and Rotorua.

But they have between them a particular interest in youth and mental health and conservation. So they're going to be doing charity work when they're here as well. So when they go to Australia they are doing the Invictus Games. But they're also bringing a number of Invictus athletes

over. And then they are going to be welcomed at Government House before heading to I'm going to be welcomed at Government House before heading to, oh, I'm going to say this wrong, Pukiahu National War Memorial Park for a wreath-laying ceremony. Okay. And I guess, like, the public is more than welcome to be there and to...

So you're going to be able to get a photo. You're going to be able to get quite close. So they say there's going to be lots of opportunities for people to, you know, get in touch and even talk to both of them. They will also view the UK War Memorial. They're going to attend a reception hosted by the Governor-General. So

that's celebrating the 125th anniversary of women's suffrage in New Zealand. Then on the Monday, they're going to be exploring more of the capital and then they're stopping at Maranui Cafe, where they're going to meet lots of young people. So you can literally go up there and almost just have a coffee and hang out with them.

This is great news for stalkers, this itinerary. I have two flat whites, an Americano, a ginger slice, and a chat with the royals. Like, yeah. Weird that they've named this Pacific Cafe. I know. Like, you'd think there would be a security threat or something, wouldn't you? Yeah. You can also, if you're planning to do the Abel. Like, well, you'd think there would be a security threat or something, wouldn't you? Like.

You can also, if you're planning to do the Abel Tasman National Park, you can almost get like a day breakdown of when they're going to be there. So you can plan it to just like casually walk through when they're there. Imagine kayaking, because there's a bit of kayaking going on there. Kayaking. And then there's somebody, two people kayaking, but then like a security kayak fleet around them. Security kayakers. Yeah.

And then the seal that threw that octopus jumps up and tries to slap them with an octopus and gets shot. But they'd just be doing a boat tour in there, wouldn't they? They're going to be doing a beach barbecue as well. With school children and local ambassadors. Doesn't say that you can't crash that barbie. I mean, wow. Okay, so there's a real chance.

It's not one of those barbies you can turn up with a six pack of sizzlers and expect to eat everybody else's salad. No, no. Not at all. Wow, wow. Okay, so there's a real chance. It's not one of those barbers you can turn up with a six-pack of sizzlers and expect to eat everybody else's salad. No, no. Not at all. Wow, okay. Yeah, real breakdown. And they're only here in like three weeks. Is that right?

Three weeks away? Oh, yeah. Like, it's... Well, that'd be why they released the itinerary. I keep forgetting that this year's going at break next week. Yeah. All right, today we are live in Christchurch. We are going to give away,

thanks to Stadium Cars, a $10,000 car. It's either going to be won by someone here in Christchurch who are on the phone or producer Caitlin, who has a 50% chance. She does, yes. For every ticket we give out,

Caitlin gets a ticket as well. This car was, you know, offered to her by Stadium Cars. And we said no. She's given quite a high percentage chance of winning. We said no. Let's have some fun with this. Live in Christchurch. stadium cars. And we said no. She's given quite a high percentage chance of winning. We said no, let's have some fun with

this. Live in Christchurch coming up, Flashback Friday. It's an important part of every Friday. Very important. Very important.

And Vaughan, because I guess we're on the road, you've left it to the last minute. Completely forgot. You've just picked a song. Megan and I just had

a mini brainstorm about what song kind of, we're giving away a car just afterwards. It's a great car. It needs to encapsulate the feeling, you know? Really? Really? This is a cruising song.

Because you've both got to look on your face like, I'm not going to like this. No, you're best kept in the dark at this point. I don't have any stats on this song. Okay, but is it a banger? Is it a banger? Oh, right. Well, I've just sent it to Harry who's pushing the buttons back in the studio.

Banger, he says. Oh, right. Okay, all right. Well, Friday... I'll find some stats about this song. Friday Flashback is coming up, but I guess we'll just quickly go through what's about to happen

because at about ten past eight, we are going to give away a $10,000 Suzuki Surfer. It's a great Christchurch versus producer Caitlin raffle. We are giving you a chance to run the country as well, and we've got two more spots. If you want two raffle tickets or one ticket,

we've got two spots. 0800 DALES.M right now. Anywhere in the country, and we'll have someone stand in for you in the raffle. Otherwise... Two more spots on the phone, but we have lots more raffle tickets on site. Come down.

You've just got to be here by 10 past 8 when we do the draw and we'll give you a ticket. And the sun's come out. It was supposed to rain. It's not raining. The sun's come out. It's beautiful. It's shining on us.

There's BK Nuggies and a banger of a song. Coming up. Producer Caitlin, now you have a 50% chance of winning this car because for every raffle ticket we give out, you get one. This was originally a gift for you, this car, after the hit and run. How are you feeling

seeing all these people? Look at them looking at the car. No, I know. They want it. I hope they don't touch her because if I win... You don't want all their fingerprints on it?

No, I've been touching her a lot so sorry that my fingerprints are on it. Are you going to cry if you lose? Are you going to be emotional? I mean, I'll be really disappointed

and I'll probably have to go back into Burger King for a little bit in the bathroom but like no one will know that because I'll be really happy on the outside. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because I'm a good loser I mean. Right, just like Instagram. Yeah. Happy on the outside but crying in a BK toilet. Oh my god, that's so sad. Yeah, exactly like Instagram.

It's a great analogy. Friday Flashbacks. in a BK toilet. Oh my God, that's so sad. Yeah, exactly like Instagram. It's a great analogy. Friday Flashback. Flashback, flashback. Today, broadcasting live in Christchurch, we're about to give away a car, but that can just go on hold for a sec because it's a Friday tradition. Yeah, the Friday flashback

really sets the scene for the weekend. Yep, to get you through the Friday. Why are you two laughing and giggling? I don't think we should be laughing. This song spent five weeks consecutively at number one in New Zealand. That's all, though. In Australia, it got to number 31. And no other country.

How long ago? In 2005. Okay. So 13 years ago. Do you need more clothes? No. No, I think I don't know. It went platinum. Do you need more clothes? No. No, I think I don't know. It went platinum.

Are you going to do Fast Car? No. No, but it is. I thought you were going to do Tracy Chapman Fast Car. It's an absolute classic. New Zealand cruising song from the mid-2000s. Okay. Okay.

It's only got a two-second intro, I'm told, from back in HQ. Okay. So that means in radio terms, when I say what it is, we've got two seconds of non-singing. When the music starts. Okay, right. Instrumental part. Right.

So I'm going to say what it is. Yeah. And then say Friday flashback and we can all get into it. Okay. Because we're giving away a car, we thought we should get a song and capture it. Why am I nervous? It's good.

Okay. From 2005, from the album First Edition, it's Dejamo We Gon Ride. And it is today's Friday Flashback. See them. Let us come out and play. Yeah. Boom.

One, two, one, two, man. This your cousin, Dejamo, man. Yo, check this out. This is serious business right here, boo. 1-2-1-2, man. This your cousin, Day Humble, man. Yo, check this out. Serious business right here, B. Riding home. Put your hands up to the sky, baby. Wave them side to side. We gon' rock.

We gon' roll. We gon' set this party on fire. We gon' ride tonight. To the roof. Yeah, man. To the roof. We gon' get so high tonight. Get loose, man. Get loose, man. Let's go. Yeah. We'll be you next time. We out. Put your hands up to the sky, baby, we go side to side.

We gon' rock, we gon' roll, we gon' set this party on fire. We gon' rock tonight, to the roof, we gon' get so high tonight. Get loose, man, get loose, let's go. ZM, Fleeche, Vorn and Megan, it is today's Friday Flashback. A banger, is it? Banger. Oh, I think we needed that today. It was really good. Well, we're giving away a car, so we go right.

Day Harmo reached the dizzying heights of being on the front of children's exercise books. Did he? Yeah. Was he a juror? Have you been on the front of a children's exercise book? No, I haven't. A 1v5 with Day Harmo on the front. When did he branch out into stationery?

I don't know. I just remember seeing it at the clearance shed. When? Well, that speaks volumes, doesn't it? Like ages, like 2012, like 2013, like ages after that song came out. Maybe I do want to be a 1B5.

What was the feedback? What was the feedback? Great. You just said you were in the front of the van. I was trying to log on. I couldn't. I couldn't get my computer

to do its thing. So I just abandoned it. All right. It's nine past eight. And live from Christchurch, it's the Great New Zealand Car Raffle with Flex, Vaughn and Megan.

Well, we've made it to the moment, that moment where we're going to draw a winner for the $10,000 car. Producer Caitlin, just quickly, Shelley, she's got a green 03. I don't know where in the country she is, but Grace, you've got a green 002. Now, these are the people that have phoned through.

Yeah, everybody that's phoned through since we've got very early numbers. We've got people that have registered online and a load of people here from Christchurch who have turned up. Good morning. Hello. That was good. We practiced that, but that was even worse. That was worse than the practice. No, but you told them on the practice.

It was like, oh, we're like three, two, one, and then you're like, hello. We were going to go on one. And they were all confused. Well, I don't know how to deal with crowds, do I? I'm not used to this. You've got to stick to the pre-breed. Well, you do it there, Gay. I said woo on one. A whole lot of people down the pre-breed. Well, you do it there, Gay. He said woo on one. There's a whole lot

of people down here from Christchurch. Three, two, one. Woo! See, they were ready for that one. Fine then, alright. Just made sense. So, Producer Caitlin, this all started. Let's recap, because your car was hit and run by double Ds.

Police are still searching for personalised plate double Ds. He's wanted. He's wanted. Because your car's a write-off. Yeah. Bye, Bridget. In fact, if you see a white 1996 Nissan Pulsar without number plates, that may have been double Ds.

It may. It'll have a dented front on it, too, if it's still driving. So Stadium Cars got in touch and they said, we want to give Caitlin a lovely Suzuki Swift with $10,000. And we said, not so fast. Because you've got insurance. Yeah. And because you're like really good friends.

Thanks, guys. How much is your insurance payout going to be, though? I don't know. Not as nice as they say. Like $1,000 maybe? No. Like two or three. Excellent.

So the idea is we're running a raffle and we've given away About how many tickets here Around about 400 Or over 400 So that means you have 400 tickets I've got 400 tickets So there are 400 of your tickets in there

And 400 of Christchurch's tickets And the people that have phoned in And registered There's a couple more Alright That was lucky This is the moment, Caitlin. So you've got a 50% chance of winning a car.

I know. That's so beautiful. Can we get last confirmation before I seal this wheel that all tickets are in? There's no one here who doesn't have a ticket who wants a ticket last minute. We're sealing the... Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, typical.

Who's that? A couple of Johnny-come-latelys?? We will say because we've had to use so many raffle books that some of them have a stamp on the tickets. So some of them have become

I guess So instead of just a green double double zero double three it'll be a green double double three stamp. What's double double three?

She means 003. 003 is four threes. I'm real nervous. 003. I speak for Aunt Caitlin. Yeah, okay. Double, double. You know, James Bond, double, double seven.

Yeah. So thank you to Stadium Cars as well, who have hooked us up with this Suzuki Swift. Rhys? Rhys is here. You're the charitable man i am mate and the boss has no idea so it's going really really well luckily we're doing this low-key and subtle then like wavy wacky inflatable tube with guys and flags and cars and a call from him he's like

have you seen that green suzuki swift i'm like man i'm on my way to work so we're giving away a stolen car that's great it's also great news right. So how are we going to do this draw, Vaughn? I reckon, Rhys, do you want to pull the ticket out? We'll go and put this on the roof of the Suzuki and give it a scratcher. Oh, no, don't scratch it. Because that could be someone's new... And don't drop it, please. Imagine that.

Their first complaint is, the car you just gave me has got a scratch on the roof from where you drew my number out. I know. So take us to fair go, then. Take us. Take us. I would have...

Oh, there's a bird shit on the roof. Oh, there actually is. Oh, no. There's a bird shit on the roof and we've seen the two. There's the seagulls up there. They're very high, aren't they? Yeah, I wonder. It's got such a spread on it.. They're very high, aren't they? Yeah, I wonder. It's got such a spread on it.

So, Vaughn, you're putting the raffle box. Yeah. I've just noticed you can actually put roof racks on the Suzuki. Oh, it's chic skiing. Chic skiing. Yeah. All right. I'm giving it a spin.

How many magic spins? Five magic spins. Two, one. All right, Rhys, come and pick a. Oh, my God. Come and pick out a ticket. All right. Come and pick a ticket, Rhys. This is the moment. So, Caitlin, you and pick her. Oh, my God. Come and pick out a ticket. All right. Come and pick a ticket, Reese.

So this is the moment. So, Caitlin, you've got a half. You've got a 50% chance of winning this. Oh, my God. I'm so nervous. Get in there. Don't show anyone the color when you put it out because we want to, like, Ryan Seacrest it.

No, because the color is stupid. Megan, do you want to take? Do you want to Ryan Seacrest it? You got one? Okay, you got three. Whittle it down to one, mate, unless you want to give away three cars. He's got one. All right, okay.

I'm going to say now the color is orange. Who's still in the running? Who's got an orange ticket? Lots of people still in the running. God, and lots of people really annoyed Vaughn because they didn't have an orange one. Is there a stamp on the ticket? There is no stamp on the ticket. No stamp on the ticket there is no stamp on the ticket no stamp on the ticket

the winner of the ten thousand dollar suzuki swift thanks to stadium cars caitlyn 085. Orange 085. Wait, wait. Orange A85. Is that correct? A 085. This is it. Come here. Oh, my God. Caitlin.

Quickly. Alice. Yes, hi. Hi. You're really beautiful as well. This is a kick in the guts. This is a kick in the guts. Caitlin, you've lost your car to Alice.

I know. I'm sorry. Do you have a boyfriend? Life. She's got a great life. She's got a life. She's got a boyfriend. So what?

It would have been a softer blow if the person who won your car was ugly and single. Yeah. That's. I mean, okay. have been a softer blow if the person who won your car was ugly and single. Yeah. I mean, okay, that's sad to hear out loud. Alice, do you have a car at the moment? I do. I have a work car, so you can have the Suzuki Swift. No.

Yeah, honestly. No. No. No. Oh, my God. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. So selfless, though. You don't even know Caitlin. Neither of you want a free car.

Why are we even here? No, Alice, Alice, I have insurance. Okay. And I can't get this car back because I can't drive all the way to Auckland. Okay. So this is all yours. But she'll take your boyfriend. But I'll have the boyfriend, yeah.

I just want you to take me for a drive in it and then we can be friends. Okay. Oh, my God. Have you thought of a name just standing here, Alice? No, I haven't. Can you please call her Sandra? Okay, I promise. Sandra the Suzuki.

Thank you. All right, congratulations. Thank you. Oh, my God. Absolutely like gobsmacked. That's cool. All right. Well, congratulations, Alice. And thank you to Stadium Cars as well.

You've got a $10,000 Suzuki Swift. Yay, thank you. I'm really shocked. All right. And thank you as well to everybody who did come down, and BK as well in Countdown for having us in their car park and letting us take over basically this morning. It's time for another edition of Swipe Me is where someone runs us through their bad experience on a dating app.

And joining us this morning is Glenna. Good morning. Morning. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. All right, so what dating, what app was this that this happened on? It was Tinder. Oh, yeah.

I always kind of hope that it's going to be a different one just because it seems to always be Tinder. It's always Tinder. Yeah. So you guys, like, you swiped and then you had a match. What happened? I love it that Megan's never used Tinder,

so she was like, which way is the swipe? Swipe right. Yeah. Swipe right on each other. Yeah. And what happened? So we were chatting. I always tend to chat for longer than I probably should

before I allow them to date me. Okay. That's all right, though. That's all right. No, that's completely up to you. It's nice to have time limit. Exactly. Yeah.

And then we decided he was going out with some friends and I was going out with some friends on the same night. So we decided to just meet up as a group. Okay. Basically, it was a pretty short date in that sort of terms. Yeah, we probably had like an hour of hanging out and it was all okay, but he wasn't amazing. Yeah. And I sort of would have left it at that.

Right. But yeah, anyway, so we said our goodbyes and two days later at work I get sent some flowers. Oh, okay. And I'm like, oh, I get sent some flowers. Oh, okay. And I'm like, oh, who are these from? They had no sender. Yeah. Another two days go by and I get sent flowers to my home address. Yep.

And I'm like, oh, okay, this is really weird. I haven't really been dating anyone. Yeah. Should he have known where you lived? Did at any point you tell him? No, so there was no point he was told where I worked or where I lived. Oh, wow. Okay.

Not even in all the chatting because you said there was lots of chatting. Yeah, no. He knew, like, what I did as a job but not where. Okay. Okay. Creepy. like what I did as a job but not where. Okay. And then another couple of days later I get more flowers sent to work with a

note saying, hee hee, it's me and his name at the end of it and then a text that night, I hope you enjoyed receiving all the flowers. Okay. And I responded, how did you know where I A, worked and B, lived?

Yeah. And he'd contacted one of my friends on Facebook, asked her where I worked. And she told him. She threw me obviously under the bus. But then he drove to my work and proceeded to follow me home one evening without my knowledge. Oh. Oh, so that's how he got your address. Oh, that's how he got your home address.

Oh, that's... He stalked you. Up to the point of the flowers, I can imagine some people were thinking, well, this is sweet from a guy. Yeah, surprise. But it's gone creepy very quickly. Yeah. Yeah. So wait, did he tell you that's how he found your address? Yeah, so.

Oh, okay. I was kind of like, oh, okay. Please don't ever contact me again. Yeah, please don't. Yeah, that's really weird. Did he get the message? Did he stop there? Did you say, look, this is enough?

I think he kind of got that I was quite pissed off. And then there were some not so kind words used. Right, okay. But he did still try to contact me a little while later. And I sort of said, look, no, not keen. He went zero to creep. He's like, you cooled off? Yeah, you chilled out?

Yeah. You got over it? Yeah. The fact I was stalking you? Wow. I can't believe someone followed you home. That's like next level creep, eh? After one real date.

Yeah, and I don't live in town either, so he's followed me quite far. What if you're not in a video game where you have to tell someone you can't get too close so you'll set off their alarms? Amazing. Galinda, we're going to hook you up with a Swipe Mears prize pack. Congratulations. Wicked.

Thank you. Congratulations for having a crush. I'm surviving your ordeal too. Yay. And if you'd like to register your swipe, you can just inbox us, slide into the DMs, if you will. FVMZM, our Facebook page or Instagram. There's a video online in the UK of a young fella called Jack running past.

Now, if you, oh, we've got one of these around the corner from my house. Just let us know how fast you're going. It's not a speed camera. Oh, yeah, it's like a slow down. Yeah, it's like, hey, 55, hey, slow down. It's like your mum in sign form. Yeah. And he is running full tilt past one, and he gets to 18 miles an hour.

That's quite fast, hey. That's a very fast truck. I'm pretty sure I've tried to go past one of those on my bike, and I couldn't set it off. That's why I said before I don't know if it'll work in New Zealand because when I had a scooter, I'd always pin it on the scooter and try to make myself as big as possible to reflect back the laser beams,

but it never picked me up. I was too small. 18 miles is 28 k's. Can you run that fast? He is honking. That's a real sprint. So is it a laser beam or maybe you've got to be running or riding in exactly the right spot, do you think? I don't know.

He's just literally like running down the street. It's a standard road. It's got white lines in the middle so he can go both ways. No stopping on either side and he's just running as fast as he can. So this is kind of taking off because people are trying to see how fast they can run. Yeah, everybody's trying to find one now that will pick up you running and see how fast as he can. So this is kind of taking off because people are trying to see how fast they can run. Yeah, everybody's trying to find one now that'll pick up you running and see how fast it's going. I mean, it's not a bad, like

you say, it's good for the obesity epidemic, but it's probably not good for safety on the road, is it? Like, you don't want to come around the corner and run over someone that's trying to run fast. That's true. Usain Bolt's been invited. Usain. Usain. Always get that wrong. You say Usain, I say Usain.

He's been invited by people who are doing it, saying, come on down, mate. You'll be able to pick it up and see if you can beat some of our speeds. His world record pace during his 100-meter race in 2009 was 27.8 miles an hour. Jeez. So nearly 10 miles faster than Jack honked it down the street. But I don't know if anybody's got, if you find one that'll, you know,

have a human that's precise enough to pick up a human, let us know because I'm yet to find one. ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Megan. The podcast for more. Check out FBM ZM on Facebook.