ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Megan Podcast - Producer Caitlin Special

Episode Date: December 13, 2019

**Contains Explicit Language** Producer Cailtin does an AMA. RIP Caitlin.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fletch, Vaughan and Megan, the podcast, ZM. Hello, podcast family. Fletch, Vaughan and Megan here. Hello there. With a surprise special extra. This is partly happening because people call us lazy and that we don't do these anymore. And you're right, we are lazy. We're very busy. I don't know if you know, but I have a lot on in the afternoons. We don't know what it is.

Megan runs a cafe. Vaughn, what do you do? Masturbate. A fair bit of that. Feed the farm animals. Run a farm let. A million animals and two children. Children.

And a partner. The TV show. I mean, you're single. I've got several meetings today. Right, you're single? Yeah, I've got several meetings, but I'm very busy. The gym, that keeps me busy. So as you know, we don't have a lot of time for podcast shoutouts,

but because one of our family is leaving us, producer Caitlin, we have decided to do a special podcast with some Caitlin AMAs. All about me. Have you learned to use a microphone in your time here? That's not me, that's Fletch Can you put some proper headphones on? You've got ear buds in Fucking iPod headphones

You're going to miss these guys so much Ear buds Put on the proper headphones We're doing rock and roll radio here You've got to put on your rock and roll radio headphones. I just need to tune you two down a bit. Here you go. The whole thing in Wi-Fi.

Here we go. Here we go. You ready? How's that sound? I don't know. How does it sound? That sounds much better. What has that got to do with the headphones?

You can hear yourself better so you don't yell into the microphone. Yeah. Oh, right. It's been 10 years and I just learned something. Yeah. Right. Well, as you would and I just learned something. Yeah. Right. Well, as you would have heard from our final show podcast, a very emotional time.

We said some lovely things about producer Caitlin. Yeah, I'm surprised by Fletch, actually. We'll let the cat out of the bag. James is leaving as well. Yeah, he is. Shit, are you allowed to say that? I don't care. Am I not allowed to say it?

Well, he's not even here, mate. Well, he's going to be with us for a couple of weeks at the start of January, but he's had an amazing job offer in a whole other field, so we're stoked for him. Just a bit of background, he dabbled in cooking meth, and now he's got so good at it, he's doing it for the mongrel mob. So much money. He's chief of the mongrel mob drug division

that's a massive step they make more money than all of us so I can't blame them way more so we did ask on

the international podcast fan page if you had any questions for producer Caitlin before she leaves and we thought we'd delve into

them in a podcast special uncensored fucking Megan but no a little bit Sensies But a little

Because you don't Want your But who's Going to hear this I have friends Your mum Doesn't have a podcast But I

Listen up Caitlin's a pretty Big name in the Podcast game these days Like people will be Like I need They'll be itching For more after a podcast

And they'll come Searching and they'll Find this I feel like that Was patronising Yeah That's weird. Because Vaughn has a bone

to pick with Caitlin because he hasn't been invited. I'm going to be on next year. You are next year. That's girls on top. I'm on next year. You don't have a vagina. You're not even,

like you don't even touch vaginas ever. You're not even versed. You've done it twice. You're not well versed in vaginas. No, I just touch a vagina. Have you even been pecked? Have I? Because if you've been pecked, you've been pegged.

Jesus, this is nonsense. I didn't know in the first five minutes you'd be getting into pegging. No, I haven't been pegged. I'm just girls on top right now. Yeah, no, this is what they do on Girls on Top. So this is twinks on top. With twink master Fletch. What?

Oh my God, you shall henceforth be named Twinkmaster Fletch. Okay. I've got the first question for you, Caitlin. Hold on. I was just going back to 82% of people surveyed said Vaughan Smith should appear on the podcast Girls on Time. That's your followers. And both your co-hosts.

Brodie Cain. No. No, I had a word with it. No, I had a word with it. Gracie said, yeah, go on. No. Well, I think now you know what you need. I'm in charge. You're playing with a had a word with it. Gracie said, yeah, come on over. Well, I think now you know what you need. I'm in charge.

You're playing with a headphone cord incessantly. Sorry. Just relax. Relax. We did have Megan on the podcast if you want to listen to Girls on Top featuring Megan Papadopoulos. Don't do that. And hang out with Vaughan Smith coming early 2020. Are you talking about your UTI?

Edit that out. You're such a bitch. It's a normal thing to get UTIs You are dancing a fine line, sweetheart For someone who's had the past week that you have Someone that knows all about you The past six weeks Yeah

And I must say, can I just say that UTIs are very common They're quite painful And you have to get on top of them Because otherwise it can fuck your kidneys Yes That's very true That's from Miss Caitlin That's very true I know you're saying you have to get on top of them because otherwise it can fuck your kidneys. That's very true. That's from Miss Caitlin.

That's very true. I know you're saying you have to get on top of them that reduces the chance of an STI. A UTI. Because they go down, it flows down. No, no, no.

It's the friction in the... Oh, right. Is that how you're going to address patients next year? You've got to get on top of this because it fucks your kidneys. Because I will be open and honest.

They will appreciate it. Straight up and down. Yes, it is. Too much friction. Always pee after and drink and honest. They will appreciate it. Straight up and down. Lisa, this is too much friction. Always pee after and drink lots of water if you're going to have a... Yeah. Yeah. There was actually a song about you, you guys. Now you got a burning pee hole, yeah.

Gotta get the antibiotics. And you roll. No, you should have left it. You did real well. You should have left it. Should have left what? did real well you should have left it should have left first question what is one of your favorite memories with fvm oh are we just making this about somebody asked these are the questions that caitlin have been put favorite memories

oh t minus five minutes ago when i outed something about fletch that was fun that was fun um no she doesn't have one is the answer to that yeah that's gonna be I mean we've done some amazing trips Dubai Cambodia

do you know actually Nelson about what a week ago it was the one it would be the one

year five year anniversary of the cocktail special. Oh really? From Cambodia. Oh yeah. Five years ago.

And I made you eat that chicken meat. And remember, cause I'd been to Cambodia, I was like trying to clue you guys up. And then you just like absolutely roasted me for liking jackfruit and like knowing how to speak Cambodian. No way. Khmer?

Khmer. Khmer. Khmer. Yeah, well you certainly sound like you know what you're saying. So close up. Thank you for teaching us all you know. But you must have, like, a car.

Um, oh, God. I mean, I'm very appreciative. You must have a good memory of me. I'm super appreciative that you guys let me go and do interviews like Liam Hemsworth. That was fun. John Cena. That's it. Why can I not play With my headphones

You're like wrapping Around your neck I'm protecting you And also Just like Oh god This is so lame But just like

Our friendships Outside of work Is being quite nice I really do Enjoy hanging out With you guys individually Because you're not Assholes to me

When it's like not work Tell them what I did On Sunday I got you a lunch My daddy paid for not assholes to me when it's like not work. Tell them what I did on Sunday. I got you lunch. My daddy paid for me. Daddy paid for lunch. Do it for lunch and espresso martini.

Oh. That was quite nice. I'd forgotten she had the espresso martini when I said I'd pay. God, those things are not cheap, are they? Thank you.

What did I send you back? About 18 bucks. Yeah. Each. That's a lot of money. Megan, you're always so helpful to me And I know you message

My mum all the time And look out for me Yeah Mumma Jane Dawn also spends A lot of time Messaging your mum Don't do that anymore

Yeah but Our messages are positive And you message To get Caitlin in trouble And dob her in for stuff Yeah You bitch I'm very worried about her

New Vegan lifestyle Next question Yes What's the one thing You regret the most I was very worried about her new vegan lifestyle. Next question. What's the one thing you regret the most while on the show and working here? No regrets, baby. I have no regrets. But maybe I could have been like a less bit open.

Like maybe I could have thought a little bit more before i talked that's your appeal is the vulnerability yeah i know but i feel like it really fucked up all my relationships no my one none of them were good enough for you anyway thank you megan but you know yeah yeah yeah that's why you gotta have secrets hey what i don't know if plastering it all over Instagram is a secret anymore, Fletch. Next question. This is a time to question. What have you learned from your mentor form? That was actually a question too.

So people do know about the mentor, mentoree. You're not a mentor. Like mentors are supposed to be positive and supportive. I am. I don't think biting her constitutes support yeah you keep biting me it's really good in you twice because you keep pinching my nipples that's fun you enjoy it no you like it caitlyn if there was a 56 year old man in an office place saying you like it love you like it come on i know you like it sorry but it's just funny

this is bents it's just funny. It's Bantz. It's you and me, Bantz. I don't want you to twist my nipples. I'm pretty sure guys have said that in court cases too. We're just having a laugh. Okay, yes, I realise I'm not. You just touched your nipple for a laugh. Next question.

Wait, I didn't answer about mentoring. What have you learnt? What have I learnt? I've learnt to not give a fuck about as much stuff as I do. Yeah. That's actually been quite helpful because you, and I've also learned don't get good at something if you don't want to do it. Oh, that was from me.

Excuse me. That's my life. But Vaughn's like the most hardworking, laziest person I've ever met. It's really weird. I don't know how he does it. Smartest worker. Vaughn has taught me

not to worry about not giving a shit about anything because someone else will probably fix the problem. Yeah, totally. Like me. Yeah, yeah. So good luck next year.

And it's not your fault. Don't you worry about it. It's not on you. I think that's what they said at Chernobyl. The people in the room. And who got the blame. That dead guy.

So that's fine. We'll put it all on the dead people Yeah Of all the people that you work with on the show Who will you miss the most? James A We already know the answer

Jimmy James Alright Nah, because I'll really miss Anna as well Can she hear me? Are you just going to say everyone's name and then just... No, I'm definitely not saying Fletcher Warne. I thought I was your favourite.

You tell me all the time. No, you're her favourite at the weekend. You're my favourite when you pay for me. No, I'll miss all of you guys. I mean, I'm going to fucking hear from you every day, aren't I? Like, delete me out of the group chat immediately, please. But I'll still see and hear from you. Can you still like, not still, can you let us know any like gross stories

that someone put a kumara up their butt or something? Yes. Oh my God, you're going to, because who is that? I'm actually going to strap for a kumara. A kumara. That's quite thick as well. That's a real knobbly vegetable, Megan. No, who was it then, auntie worked at the A&E And they had a pen jar

For all the pens That got stuck up People's noses Really Who did they keep then And every time They put it in the jar Where that's weird

I finished finding one From the butt Okay I don't know if they Washed it or not No one's gonna want to They'll see you Or their nurse

And they'll be like No no Why cause I'm real hot No cause you'll tell Stories about Oh right Yeah yeah yeah Will you send us Any good. Oh, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Will you send us any good x-rays?

Snaps? Yeah, great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that might be illegal, but yep. Sure. Okay. Next question on our Caitlin AMA from the podcast family. Kiss, marry, kill, Fletch, Vaughn and Megan.

Okay. That's original. I'd marry Megan. Yeah. Because she would really look after me. I would. Would she? I'm a great cook and provider.

She is. Yeah, right. And I just wouldn't have to deal with you guys' shit every day. Oh, I don't really want to kiss any of the reviews. Or have we already kissed According to the rumours Isn't it like Kill fuck or marry rather than just kiss Yeah

So you've actually got to fuck one of us So you've got to decide which one of us you're fucking I'd fuck Megan I'd absolutely straight up fuck her You can't fuck and marry No but I asked her For a threesome With her husband And she thought

That was weird And I was like Okay And she's seen my vagina So this is high praise You're halfway there Yeah I don't know what to do

With vaginas But I'm sure I could Figure it out We've got one I know Exactly And you call yourself A girl on top

What That's on top of What Girl's on top. What? That's on top of what? Girls on top. On top of a boy. On top of a boy. I thought it was on top of the world. Well that too,

it's a double entendre. Yeah, so you couldn't work out the next part of the double entendre of a girl on top and not working out what to do with a vagina. Right.

A female on female 69. Do I have to spell everything out? Okay. I don't female on female 69. Do I have to spell everything out? Okay. I don't know where this went. She's just saying what the... Anya, have you had one of those 69's where you go on the bottom yet?

Born Alan Smith. That is so inappropriate. Have you listened to the rest of this yet? The answer is... Anna didn't know you could have a 69 Where the girls went on the bottom I just thought things would be Flapping in your eyes

And be real uncomfortable So me for thinking about my own experience Gross Oh my god Not having a testy to the eye It's not happening Turn you back. Okay.

Well, you haven't answered, Caitlin. I don't know what the question was. So you're marrying Megan and now you... No, but now she wants to fuck Megan too. No, she's going to fuck Megan. I know what the answer is. And now she's going to kill Fletch. She'd sleep with me, make sweet love to me.

She'd marry... Who's got more money out of you two? Okay, I'm going to marry Fletch because he's got more money. Yeah, you waste yours on cows. I'll kill you, Vaughn. And a full chlorine. I am a pleasure to be married to. Excuse me, it's a magnesium.

Exactly. I'm not going to say marry Vaughn because while he's an arsehole to us, he's like a bitch in his relationship. I'm a bitch. I'm a to say marry Vaughn because while he's an arsehole to us, he's like a bitch in his relationship. And he's got cute. I'm a bitch. You're a little bitch. I'm not a bitch. I'm a gentleman in my relationship. And I wouldn't have to have sex with him that much.

Yeah, because you're married. Because you're married. True. No, that's not true for all marriages. Oh, yeah. Imagine having to keep up with flicks during sex. How did your first marriage go? What does that mean? Well, I don't know. You just want it all the time. Oh, yeah. Imagine having to keep up with flicks during sex. How did your first marriage go? What does that mean?

Well, I don't know. You just want it all the time. Not from you. What are you talking about? Why did you have sex? Oh, yeah. Insatiable hunger. But also, he's about to die soon

so I can get all of his money. Soon? Yeah. Well, you don't want to be old. Either you'll Either you die Or it's going to fall off Something's going to happen In the next one

Next question Do you still maintain You are producer number one Yes And who will take over The prestigious title Of producer number one Now for backstory

Alex the show engraver Actually had some lovely What would you call them? Plarks Plarks made You'd call them what they're called It was in the last property pile No no no I picked it

Yeah I got it Oh good I know So we're going to have to recheck Well that's the thing now With the new news That James is leaving Oh James you're out of the room

We talked about this James I said I don't know if that's okay No I heard about that. No, it's fine. Okay. It's fine. We also said a few lovely things, which we're not going to.

We just don't want to sit on the air because it will make it seem to the competition that we're all four of us. But James, they told everyone that it was because you were going to be a meth dealer. No, a cook. A meth cook. Yeah, you're not doing it. Two whole different careers there. You don't want to go dealing.

You want to go cook. No, you'll keep your skin intact and still be rich. You want to work at the source. James is actually going to bury sporting scandals during the media, so that's a pretty exciting job. Exactly. What will we...

Oh, yeah, so with James leaving, that was the point, there's going to be a bit of rejigging and we're going to have to get someone in new. So does that mean Anyanya gets it by default? Well, no, I don't want that to happen. She's still an intern. That's not how you get people to succeed. She is not I don't want that to happen. She's still an intern. That's not how you get people to succeed.

She is not. Been here for like two years. She's an intern. Almost four, but that's cool. She, oh. Nice. It's three. It's three and a half.

Three and a breath. Still, that's intern. It absolutely is not. You're still an intermediate announcer. Piss off. I'm platinum level. I hold this together. I'm diamond.

You're not. Yeah, yeah. You're not. I'm in level I hold this together I'm diamond you're not yeah yeah you're not I'm in charge of dishing out levels so next year we'll I guess settle on who is actually producer number one

next question what is your favourite part about Fletch and Vaughn and be serious where was I in that I think it's a lads chat this one but we'll know

what our favourite part about you is vagina yes fuck you're gross don't put a lollipop in your mouth when we're talking okay go be serious um my favorite thing about fletch and my favorite thing about vaughn um and you've got to be serious okay i'm serious i love vaughn's family and his's not him. No, but his family. You used your sperm to create something great. Yeah, I did.

Well, okay. Vaughn and I have a very close friendship. I have a very close friendship with all of you. I like how Vaughn and I like to play fight because I'm quite a good puncher. She is a pretty good puncher. I've got a good left hook. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you grew up with your brother.

And sister. And sister. Yeah, but you always forget about the sister because of what we heard about the brother it's very distracting isn't it when you know that it's yeah um but vaughn's great like i always message him if i need advice and stuff and he is he's a good dad he's a good dad no like car stuff why is she going to message you you're a hot mess hey scares him yeah I message him

on like technical like I'll like FaceTime and be like how do you set up this washing machine and he'll know why don't you ask me about

the washing machine yeah cause um and you were born didn't pick up you gave shit advice by the way I'd undo all your advice and go and start afresh

on that washing machine advice. It's whoever was picking up first. And you were telling me that undoing the entire back of the washing machine was not the right idea. Terrible idea. Terrible idea. And, Fletch, you're quite useful for, like, stuff about flights and stuff. Yeah, travel plans. Travel plans.

Right. I bet you'd light up so much. And sometimes when we're drunk, we have, like, real cute DNMs Travel plans. Right. I bet you'd light up so much. And alcohol. And sometimes when we're drunk, we have like real cute DMs over Instagram. Yeah. And then we're just like, hey, buddy, how's it going? What does that look for? I mean, I love you.

You know I love you guys. You just fucking annoy the shit out of me. No, I need you to tell me every day. If Fletch, Vaughn and Megan were, this is the next question, were a type of alcohol, what would each person be and why? Okay. What do I want to be? Megan would be bubbles.

Oh, okay. Because it's what you want at the start of every night. But that cheap shit. No. Yeah, like a $7 bottle of that. No, she's a Moet. She's got a plastic cork. Moet.

She's got such a plastic cork. I'm a Dom Perignon. No, you're a plastic cork. My wet. She's got such a plastic cork. I'm a Dom Perignon. No, you're a plastic cork. No, you're not. Special occasions, you can't afford me. You can get me. You're a cooler reserve or whatever. And she always makes you feel all giddy and excited and fluttery. Fanny flutters, come on.

And you go flat real quick. Vaughan's like a bourbon. Yes. A cheap one. A cheap one. A $10 one one a cheap bourbon that's rough and it'll do the trick yeah what's up gets you going yeah and fletcher's like a rosé no he's a he's a gin oh you're a nice gin makes you cry that's actually so true but I mean if you did your job

You wouldn't cry If you did your job properly You wouldn't cry Okay Next question Have you ever hooked up With someone that works at ZM? Are we talking NZME or ZM?

ZM ZM I don't think so No I pitched producer Ellie once I don't know if she wants me to tell people that. Wow. What about um Thing Upstairs used to work here so technically. Well there was three upstairs. Turn the mics off. And what about. And. Yeah. You whispered that into a microphone by the way. Right, okay.

But he didn't work for ZM. So that's two. And then over there, he used to as well. He used to do the night show, that's right. But these are NZME, not ZM. But they have at some stage worked for him. So the answer is yes. Yeah.

Whoopsie daisy. What's your craziest work story from working on the FVM show? These are hard because we do so much stupid shit all the time. How come everyone's got, can I have a lip on? I don't want to give you either of these.

I've got one, but it's got my face on it. So technically, you'd be licking my face. Suck on his face. You'd be sucking on me. I'm going to bite into it. Yeah, thanks.

Oh, okay. Craziest thing. I don't know, guys. Crazy how? You'll be sucking on me I'm gonna bite into it Yeah Thanks Oh Um Okay Craziest thing Um I don't know guys Like crazy Crazy how Like whoa That was crazy

Or like crazy fun Or like Crazy You got to meet someone crazy The craziest work story Yeah I do We do crazy shit everyday

Yeah and like What we think is Everyday stuff Might be crazy to someone else I don't know This tastes like weed I know It's been to take How do you know what weed tastes like? I don't

Apple pie That's what you've been told What's something What's something that you Like remember then? Something out there That you remember Crazy

Sorry I really don't It's a weird one It's like people are like Who's the best person you've interviewed And you just forget I just always say Ed Sheeran I feel like that's a boring answer Yeah he is

Yeah But he's He's a great interview Yeah he's a great interview Do you remember when we interviewed Jonas And he sucked Yeah he did suck Yeah

But then you saw his Joe Jonas was cool though You saw his dick bulge before And you bookmarked that on your Instagram. Who showed me that? Caitlin. Yeah, right. We've done like, we've like blown up cars and shit, eh? Have we done that?

Oh, we smashed a caravan with a wrecking ball. That's right, we did that. That was pretty lit. Oh, we drove over a Mr. Whippy in a tank. Actually, now that you say this, we're just like, oh yeah, remember that time we drove a tank over an ice cream truck? Like, you just forget that kind of stuff. It's crazy.

Yeah, yeah. Okay, next question. If you were able to redo your time with ZM, would you change how much of your personal life you talked about, or is there anything that you shared that you wish you hadn't? And I know you kind of touched on that before yeah no no no regrets because it's who i it's made me who i am today well maybe maybe two part with this what's it like to have your life so open to the public yeah well i guess i can't help it because i'm really good at telling the like the other day so i caught i'm getting my laser done on my vagina again on Friday.

And I was like, oh. I'm getting mine done tomorrow, Thursday. Oh, nice. Can you do couples laser? Probably, get a discount. I get two and I'm done. Only two? Yeah.

Oh, shit. It's taking me, like, six. God Christ. You've been famous, had it done before. Yeah, I was just getting a top up. She's had a top up. But, like, this woman, I have no idea. Like, she just works done before Yeah I was just getting A top up She's had a top up But like this woman I have no idea

Like she just works there And I was like Oh that's cool I just need to know Because I've got a UTI From the weekend And I just need to know If like you can still

Laser that And stuff like that And she was like Okay cool I know So anyway That's just how I am I can't help

But just share stuff It's best to ask Yeah Yeah true Because you're not allowed antibiotics on the do you get antibiotics for uti shit yes i did no you're not there's some antibiotics that make your skin sensitive to uv light that's why they always ask you are you on antibiotics before you get glazed so you don't want your vag puffing up like a one of those chocolate eclairs in the oven

before the chocolate goes on it's been a while since you've seen a vagina right compared to a chocolate eclair um no i don't regret anything and i'm usually pretty lucky with people like i've only been called a dumb bitch like six times so it's and just this week when we replayed the boat when you learnt that boats go in the ocean

and then Megan learnt Megan you live I didn't think about this you live literally beside the ocean yeah but I don't have a boat

and you don't see lots of boats you suck it they're everywhere they're everywhere not you drove over the harbour. Not personal.

Not personal boats. There's a specific boat ramp that people take them out. They don't just drop them in the water anywhere. Yeah, but they can put them in anywhere. Yeah, but I didn't know that. Because we don't see it. Next question. Caitlin, whose ciggies was she storing in the head straw at the Christmas party?

Whose ciggies were you storing? What? It says here, whose ciggies was she storing in her head straw at the Christmas party? Oh, because you were a Kimmy milkshake and you had a straw in your head. I was a thick shake with two Cs. I don't know. I can't remember. There was someone at our table.

Were you smoking durries on Friday night as well? No. Because they bullied me into doing a vape at the Christmas party Did they? Yeah, you were a little bitch about it I was a little bitch about it I breathed in and coughed That's because it's bloody stupid

And it's not good for you No, it was yuck And I was like, oh, I thought this was supposed to be easier Give me a break, I did it once You're gonna be a fucking noose Let's say you fucking do it, you pussy This is terrible Don't do it, you pussy. This is terrible.

Don't. Look, I know. It's terrible. It's stupid. But you should. I did some other stupid things. I did not. I'm off it.

Your other stupid things are not bad for your health. I don't care what you do. I've had a blowout. With you. I'm just experiencing everything I can experience before I'm an angel child next year. Get on the clean bill of health for the nursing. Last question. Yes. What's it like, and I'm

reading this out, what's it like to kiss Fletch on the mouth, you know, since the show's secret is that you've been dating him for like years. So I try to kiss Fletch on the mouth at least once a day. And he always pulls away from me. It's really weird. I don't know why he does.

Can you give me a kiss before I leave, please? Absolutely not. Just a little one. It doesn't have to be tongue. You know where that mouth's been. You don't want to kiss it. Yeah, true. Excuse me. It's where you can't account for the mouth's location and whereabouts is when you're not going to be truly worried. Excuse me?

I Listerine every day. Twice a day. Do you? Yes. Out of necessity. No, out of mouth hygiene. Yeah, right. How dare you?

Well, yes. No, I haven't actually kissed him on the mouth. That is the show's secret, though, isn't it? It is. How does Listerine kill crabs? How are we going to do Long D next year, babe? You've got me doing Long D. Oh, babe. You and me doing long D. Oh, I thought you were talking about, okay.

Long D. Yeah. That too. Well, you're going to come up and stay? Fleeche actually said I can stay at his house. That's so nice. He said I could even bring boys back. No, I didn't.

Yes, you did. I absolutely not. You just see they have to pay extra for the shower, which is fine. I do a $2 shower fee because that stops people going too long in your shower. Yeah. $2 per what? Shower. But what if they jump in and they pay $2 and they're in there for an hour and a half?

Oh, yeah, maybe I'll do 15-minute segments. Yeah, I'd do it. So you have to do that when you have constant visitors, eh? Yeah. Yeah. It's a lot of extra showers. Then your shower bill comes in and it's like there's a normal amount for a four-person household.

Mind you, I think the mess you make of them means that you should probably clean them afterwards. What are you talking about? This is such a great roast. It was for one and ten. This is all that I wanted it to be. What have I done to deserve this? Bits.

Sorry, that was our chart for the weekend and i had no idea how to anything our answer was but stuff instead of saying goodbye to me you said but stuff but stuff yeah anyway any more questions we've gone uh for podcast listeners we're away for the next four weeks and then we have any more questions for her no that's it they've dried up we didn't actually to be honest didn't get a great response uh to be honest to the to the post oh so what was it on there might have been seriously wasn't a good i mean maybe the algorithms you know they've changed the algorithms maybe it was me probably probably you yeah what was that um where where was this family who put it up on your ability and i did? Podcast family. Who put it up? Anya, I believe. Anya did.

Yeah. When did she put it up? Two hours ago? She left the room pretty quickly after that 69. She definitely tried it. 100%. I don't know. Why? I just don't know.

She seemed very cagey about the whole foundation. She seemed very... Even when the whole foundation She seemed very Even when it was first mentioned She was in awe In awe of The whole situation Just while you scroll through that Vaughn To see if any questions have popped up

We will be away for the next four weeks On holidays And returning Megan do you have the calendar? God there's a lot of shit January 13th Monday the 13th Monday the 13th. Monday the 13th.

Yeah, Fletcher will fly in that morning. No, I fly in on Sunday morning because I've got to do washing. Oh, my God. Got to do washing before you get back in. From your Caribbean jaunt? No, Friday's the 13th. Oh, no, that's December. Sorry. Yeah, it's the 13th or the 13th.

Yeah, Monday, 13th. Just constantly update your gram, please, because my mum always worries about you when you go over there. Why does she worry about me? Because she's like, he's meeting up with strangers. No, I'm not. Yeah, you've got to be careful. No, I'm not.

Vaughan wants to do, Vaughan always wants to do Find My Friends. Maybe should we do Find My Friends this holiday? You're on your own this time around. Yeah, if you want to, if you're getting into sort of dangerous territory. Hey, what about your plants? Who's looking after your plants?

Fair question. I'll let it pass. My new best friend is looking after my plants. Who's that? And piss off, Megan. And there are three plants left that I didn't kill this year.

But I reckon I'm going to buy 20 when I get back next year. Maybe your new best friend are going to have a party at your house. Is he living at your house? No. No, no, no. While you're away. No, no one's in my house.

So he just goes into water the plants. That's nice. He must really care about you. That's really nice. I wouldn't do that. Fuck off. Why are you roasting me? I don't know

But it's fun I'm catching up On six years We're just seeing How far we can push this shit Six years of roasting What are you Oh I can't find

Anna's post anywhere Oh she might have Oh that's why That algorithm She might have taken it down Well we'll be back On Monday the 13th Of January

With a brand new podcast And a brand new season For 2020 Season? I don't know It's sounding cooler than Yeah A brand new season Of 2020 season. I don't know. It sounded cooler than. Yeah.

I'm ready. You season of flesh for Megan. Okay. Well, let's not go with that then. I just thought I'd roll with it. See if it sounded good. And I thought it did, but obviously it's not cool.

So we'll forget about it then. Shall we? And fuck off. Caitlin. Is that the end of the podcast? It felt like a pretty good end. ZM's Fletch for an Amegan. The podcast.