A History of Rock Music in 500 Songs - Episode 100: “Love Me Do” by the Beatles

Episode Date: September 26, 2020

This week there are two episodes of the podcast going up, both of them longer than normal. This one, episode one hundred, is the hundredth-episode special and is an hour and a half long. It looks at the early career of the Beatles, and at the three recordings of “Love Me Do”. Click the full post to read liner notes, links to more information, and a transcript of the episode. Patreon backers also have a ten-minute bonus episode available, on “Misirlou” by Dick Dale and the Deltones. Tilt Araiza has assisted invaluably by doing a first-pass edit, and will hopefully be doing so from now on. Check out Tilt’s irregular podcasts at http://www.podnose.com/jaffa-cakes-for-proust and http://sitcomclub.com/ (more…)

A History of Rock Music in 500 songs by Andrew Hic. Episode 100, Love Me Do, Bear the Beatles. The Beatles came closer than most people realised to never making a record. Until the publication of Mark Lewis' seminal biography, All Those Years, Volume 1, Tune In, in 2013, everyone thought they knew the true story. John met Paul at Walton Village Fates in 1957, and Paul joined the quarrymen, who later became the Beatles. They played Hamburg and made a demo,

and after the Beatles demo was turned down by Decker, their manager Brian Epstein shopped it around every record label without success, until finally George Martin heard the potential in it and signed them to Parlophone, a label which was otherwise known for comedy records. Martin was, luckily, the one producer in the whole of the UK, who could appreciate the Beatles' music, and he signed them up, and the rest was history. The problem is, as Lewison showed, that's not what happened. Today I'm going to tell, as best I can, the story of how the Beatles actually became the band they became,

and how they got signed to EMI Records. I'm going to tell you the story of Love Me Do. As I mentioned at the beginning, this episode owes a huge debt to Mark Lewison's book. like to acknowledge my sources anyway, but I've actually had difficulty with this episode, because Lewison's book is so detailed, so full, and written so well, that much of the effort in writing this episode came from paring down the information rather than finding more, and from reworking things, so I was not just paraphrasing bits of his writing. Normally I rely on many sources and integrate the material myself, but Lewison has done all

at work far better than any other biographer of any other musician. Whether Beatles not such an important part of music history, I would just skip this episode, because there is nothing for me to add. As it is, I obviously have to cover this, but I almost feel like I'm cheating in doing so. If you find this episode interesting at all, please do yourself a favour and buy that book. This episode is going to be a long one, much longer than normal. I won't know the precise length until after I've recorded and edited it, of course,

but I'm guessing it's going to be about 90 minutes. This is the 100th episode, the end of the second year of the podcast, the end of the second book based on the podcast, and the introduction of the single most important band in the whole story, so I'm going to stretch out a bit. I should also mention that there are a couple of discussions

of sudden traumatic deaths in this episode. With all that said, settle in. This is going to take a while. Every British act we've looked at so far, and many of those were going to look at in the next year or two, was based in London. Either they grew up there, or they moved there before their musical career really took off.

The Beatles, during the time we're covering in this episode, were based in Liverpool. While they did eventually move to London, it wasn't until after they'd started having hit. And what listeners from outside the UK might not realise is what that means in terms of attitudes and perceptions. Liverpool is a large city. It currently has a population of around half a million,

and the wider Liverpool metropolitan area is closer to 2 million. But like all British cities other than London, it was regarded largely as a joke in the British media, and so in return the people of Liverpool had a healthy contempt for London. To give Americans some idea of how London dominates in Britain, and thus how it's thought of outside London, Imagine that New York, Washington, D.C. and Los Angeles were all the same city, that the financial, media and political centres of the country were all the same place.

Now further imagine that Silicon Valley and all the Ivy League universities were half an hour's drive from that city. Now imagine how much worse the attitudes that that city would have about so-called flyover states would be, and imagine in return how people in large Midwestern cities like Detroit or Chicago would think about that big city. In this analogy, Liverpool is Detroit, and like Detroit,

it was very poor and had produced a few famous musicians, most notably Billy Fiori, who was from an impoverished area of Liverpool called the Dingle. But Fiori had, of course, moved to London to have his career. That's what you did. But in general, Liverpool,

if people in London thought of it at all, was thought of as a provincial backwater full of poor people, many of them Irish, and all of them talking with a ridiculous accent. Liverpool was ignored by London, and that meant that things could develop there out of sight. The story of the Beatles starts in the 1950s, with two young men in their mid-teens.

John Winston-Lennon was born in 1940, and had had a rather troubled childhood. His father had been a merchant seaman, who had been away in the war, and his parents' relationship had deteriorated for that and other reasons. As a result, Lenin, had barely known his father, and when his mother met another man, Lennon's aunt, Mary Smith, who he always called Mimi, had taken him in, believing that his mother living in sin would

be a bad influence on the young boy. The Smith family were the kind of lower middle class family that seemed extremely rich to the impoverished families in Liverpool, but were not well off by any absolute standard. Mimi in particular was torn between two very different urges. On one hand, she had strongly bohemian artistic urges, as did all of her sisters. She was a voracious reader and a lover of art history, and encouraged those tendencies in John. But at the same time, she was of that class which has a little status but not much security, and so she was extremely wary of the need to appear respectable. This tension between respectability and rebellion was something that would appear in many of the people who Lennon later worked with, such as Brian Epstein and George Martin,

and it was something that Lenin would always respond to. Those people would be the only ones who Lenin would ever view as authority figures he could respect, though he would also resent them at times. And it might be that combination of rebellion and respectability that Lenin saw in Paul McCartney. McCartney was from a family who, in the Byzantine world of the British class system of the time,

were a notch or so lower than the Smith family who raised Lenin. But he was academically bright, and his family had big people. plans for him. They thought that it might even be possible that he might become a teacher if he worked very hard at school. McCartney was a far less openly rebellious person than Lennon was, but he was still just as caught up in the music and fashions of the mid-50s that his father associated with street gangs and hooliganism. Lennon, like many teenagers in Britain at the time, had had had his life changed when he first heard Elvis Presley, and he had soon become a rock-and-roll

obsessive. Elvis was always his absolute favourite, but he also loved Little Richard, who he thought was almost as good, and he admired Buddy Holly, who had a special place in Lennon's heart as Holly was highly wore glasses on stage, something that Lennon, who was extremely short-sighted, could never bring himself to do, but which at least showed him that it was a possibility. Lennon was, by his mid-teens, recreating a relationship with his mother, and one of the things they bonded over was music. She taught him how to play the banjo, and together they worked out the chords to That'll be the Day, and Lennon later switched to the guitar,

playing banjo chords on five of the six strings. Like many, many teenagers of the time, Lennon also formed a skiffle group, which he called the Quarrymen, after a line in his school song. The group tended to have a rotating line-up, but Lennon was the unquestioned leader. The group had a repertoire consisting of the same Loney-Donagin songs

that every other Skiffle group was playing, plus any Elvis and Buddy Holly songs that could sound reasonable with a line-up of guitars, T-Chest bass, and washboard. The moment that changed the history of the music, though, came on July 6, 1957, when Ivan Vaughn, a friend of Lennon's, invited his friend Paul McCarney

to go and see the quarrymen perform at Walton Village Fate. That day has gone down in history as The Day John Met Paul, though Mark Lewison has since discovered that Lennon and McCartney had met briefly once before. It is, though, the day on which Lennon and McCartney first impressed each other musically. McCartney talks about being particularly impressed that the Quarryman's lead singer was changing the lyrics to the songs he was performing, making up new words when he forgot the

originals. He says in particular that he remembers Lennon singing Come Go With Me by the Del Vikings. McCartney remembers Lennon as changing the lyrics to Come Go with Me right down to the Penitenti. and thinking that was clever. Astonishingly, some audio recording actually exists of the Quarrymen's second performance that day. They did two sets, and this second one comes just after Lennon Matt McCartney, rather than just before.

The recording only seems to exist in a very fragmentary form, which has snatchers of Lennon singing Baby Let's Play House, and Loney Donegan's hit Putting on the Style, which was number one on the charts at the time. but that even those fragments have survived, given how historic a day this was, is almost miraculous. After the first set, Lennon met McCartney, who was nearly two years younger, but a more accomplished musician. For a start, he knew how to tune the guitar with all six strings, and to proper guitar tuning, rather than tuning five strings like a banjo.

Lennon and his friends were a little nonplussed by McCartney holding his guitar upside down at first. McCartney is left-handed. But despite having an upside-down guitar with the wrong tuning, McCartney managed to bash out a version of Eddie Cockburn's 20-flight rock, a song he would often perform in later decades when reminding people of this story. This was impressive to Lenin for a strong, confident The most was already a strong, confident performer. He perhaps seemed a little more confident than he really was,

showing off in front of the bigger boys like this. The second was that 20-flight rock was a moderately obscure song. It hadn't charted, but it had appeared in the girl can't help it. a film which every rock and roll lover in Britain had watched at the cinema over and over. Choosing that song, rather than, say, Be Bopalula, was a way of announcing a kind of group affiliation. I am one of you, I am a real rock and roll fan, not just a casual listener to what's in the charts.

I stress that second point, because it's something that's very important in the history of the Beatles generally. They were music fans, and often fans of relatively obscure records. that's something that bound Lennon and McCartney, and later the other members, together from the start, and something they always noted about other musicians. They weren't the kind of systematic scholars who could track down rare pressings and memorize every session musician's name, but they were constantly drawn to find the best new music, and to seek it out wherever they could. But the most impressive thing for Lennon, and one that seems a little calculated on McCartney's part,

though he's never said that he thought about this that I'm aware of, was that this was an extremely wordy song, and McCartney knew all the words. Remember that McCartney had noticed Lennon forgetting the words to a song, with lyrics as simple as, come, come, come, come into my heart, tell me, darling, we will never part. And here's McCartney singing this fast-paced, almost patter song, and getting the words right. From the beginning, McCartney was showing how he could compliment Lennon.

If Lennon could impress McCartney by improvising new lyrics when he forgot the old, ones, then McCartney could impress Lenin by remembering the lyrics that Lenin couldn't, and by writing them down for Lenin, sharing his knowledge freely. McCartney went on to show off more, and in particular impressed Lenin by going to a piano and showing off his Little Richard imitation. Little Richard was the only serious rival to Elvis in Lenin's affections, and McCartney could do a very decent imitation of him. This was someone special, clearly. But this put Lenin in a quandary. McCartney was clearly far, far better than any of the quarrymen,

at least Lennon's equal and light years ahead of the rest of them. Lennon had a choice, invite this young freak of nature into his band, and improve the band dramatically, but no longer be the unquestioned centre of the group, or remain in absolute control but not have someone in the group who knew the words, and knew how to tune a guitar, and other such magical abilities that no mere mortals had. Those who only know of Lenin from his later reputation as a massive egoist would be surprised,

but he decided fairly quickly that he had to make the group better at his own expense. He invited McCarney to join the group, and McCarney said yes. Over the next few months, the membership of the Quarrymen changed. They'd been formed while they were all at Quarrybank Grammar School, but that summer Lennon moved on to art school. I'm going to have to talk about the art school system and the British education system of the 50s and early 60s, a lot over the next few months.

But here's an extremely abbreviated and inaccurate version that's good enough for now. Between the ages of 11 and 16, people in Britain, at least those without extremely rich parents, who had a different system, went to two kinds of school, depending on the result of an exam they took aged 11, which was based on some since-discredited eugenic research

about children's potential. If you pass the exam, you were considered academically apt and went to a grammar school, which was designed to filter you through to university and the professions. If you failed the exam, you went to a secondary modern,

which was designed to give you the skills to get a trade and make a living working with your hands. And for the most part, people followed the pipeline that was set up for them. You go to grammar school, go to university, become a lawyer or a doctor or a teacher. You go to secondary modern,

leave school at 14, become a plumber or a builder or a factory worker. But there are always those people who don't properly fit into the neat categories that the world tries to put them in, and for people in their late teens and early 20s, people who'd been through the school system but not been shaped properly by it, there was another option at this time. If you were bright and creative,

but weren't suited for university because you'd failed your exams, you could go to art school. The supposed purpose of the art schools was to teach people to do, commercial art, and they would learn skills like lettering and basic draftsmanship. But what the art schools really did was give creative people space to explore ideas, to find out about areas of art and culture that would otherwise have been closed to them. Keith Richards, Pete Townsend, Ian Jory, Ray Davis, Brian Ferry, Sid Barrett, and many more people will be seeing over the course of this story went to art school.

And as David Bowie would put it later, the joke at the time, was that you went to art school to learn to play blues guitar. With Lennon and his friends all moving on from the school that had drawn them together, the group stabilized for a time on a lineup of Lennon, McCartney, Colin Hanton, Lengarry and Eric Griffiths. But the first time this version of the group played live, while McCartney sang well, he totally fluffed his lead guitar lines on stage. While there were three guitarists in the band at this point,

they needed someone who could play lead fluently and confidently on stage. Enter George Harrison, who had suddenly become a close friend of McCartney. Harrison went to the same school as McCartney, a grammar school called the Liverpool Institute, but was in the year below McCartney, and so the two had always been a bit distant. However, at the same time as Lenin was moving on to art school after failing his exams, McCartney was being kept back a year for failing Latin, which his father always thought was deliberate. so he wouldn't have to go to university. Now he was in the same year at school as Harrison,

and they started hanging out together. The two bonded strongly over music, and would do things like take a bus journey to another part of town, where someone lived who they heard owned a copy of Searching by the coasters. The two knocked on this stranger's door, asked if he'd play them his prized record, and he agreed, and then they stole it from him as they left his house.

Another time they took the bus to another part, part of town again, because they'd heard that someone in that part of town knew how to play a B-7 chord on his guitar, and sat there as he showed them. So now the quarrymen needed a lead guitarist. McCartney volunteered his young mate. There were a couple of stories about how Harrison came to join the band. Apparently he auditioned for Lennon at least twice, because Lennon was very unsure about having such a young kid in his band. But the story I like best is that Harrison took his guitar to a quarry men gig at Wilson Hall. He'd apparently often take his guitar to gigs and just see if he could sit in with the band. On the bill with the quarrymen was another group, the Eddie Clayton Skiffle group,

who were generally regarded as the best skiffle band in Liverpool. Lennon told Harrison that he could join the band if he could play as well as Clayton, and Harrison took out his guitar and played raunchy. I like this story, rather than the other story that the members would tell later, that Harrison played raunchy on a bus for Lennon, for one reason. The drummer in the Eddie Clayton Skiffle group was won Ritchie Starkey, and if it happened that way, the day that George joined the quarrymen was also the day that John, Paul, George and Ringo were all in the same place for the first time. George looked up to John and essentially idolised him,

though Lennon thought of him as a little annoying at times. He'd follow John everywhere, and not take a hint when he wasn't wanted sometimes, just eager to be with his big, cool, new mate. But despite this tiny bit of tension, John Paul and George quickly became a solid unit, helped by the fact that the school that Paul and George went to was part of the same complex of buildings as Lennon's Art College, so they'd all get the bus there and back together.

George was not only younger, he was a notch or two further down the social class ladder than John O'Paul, and he spoke more slowly, which made him seem less intelligent. He came from Speak, which was a rougher area, and he would dress even more like a juvenile delinquent than the others. Meanwhile, Lengarry and Eric Griffiths left a group. Lengarry, because he became ill and had to spend time in hospital, and anyway they didn't really need a T-chest bass.

What they did need was an electric bass, and since they had four guitars now, they tried to persuade Eric to get one, but he didn't want to pay that much money, and he was always a little on the outside of the main three members, as he didn't share their sense of humour. So the group got Nigel Wally, who was acting as the group's manager, to fire him. The group was now John, Paul and George all on guitars,

and Colin Hanson on drums. Sometimes if they played a venue that had a piano, they'd also bring along a school friend of Paul's, John Duff Lowe, to play piano. Meanwhile, the group were growing in other ways. Both John and Paul had started writing songs, together and a part. McCartney seemed to have been the first,

writing a song called I Lost My Little Girl, which he would eventually record more than 30 years later. Lennon's first song likewise sang about a little girl, this time being Hello Little Girl. By the middle of 1958, this five-piece group was ready to cut their first record, at a local studio that would cut a single copy of a disc for you. They went into the studio at some time around July 1958 and recorded two songs. The first was their version of That'll Be the Day. The B-side was a song that McCartney had written with a guitar solo that George had come up with, so the label credit read McCartney Harrison. In spite of all the danger, seems to have been inspired by Elvis's Trying to Get to You.

It's a rough song, but a good attempt for a teenager who had only just started writing songs. Apparently Loewan Hanton hadn't heard the song before they started playing, but they make a decent enough fist of it in the circumstances. Lennon took the lead even though it was McCartney's song. He said later, I was such a bully in those days I didn't even let Paul sing his own song. That was about the last time that this lineup of Quarrymen played together. In July, the month that seems likely.

for the recording, low finished at the Liverpool Institute, and so he drifted away from McCarney and Harrison. Meanwhile, Hanton had a huge row with the others after a show, and they fell out and never spoke again. The quarrymen were reduced to a trio of Lennon, McCarney and Harrison, but possibly the very day after that recording, if an unreliable plaque at the studio where they recorded it, is to be believed, something happened which was to have far more impact on the group than the drummer leaving. John Lennon's mother, with whom he'd slowly been repairing his relationship, had called round to visit Mimi. She left the house and bumped into Nigel Wally, who was calling round to see John. She told him that he wasn't there, and that he could

work with her to the bus stop. They walked a little while, then went off in different directions. Wally heard a thump and turned round. Julia Lennon had been hit by a car and killed instantly. As you can imagine, John's mother dying caused him a huge amount of distress, but it also gave him a bond with McCartney, whose own mother had died of cancer shortly before they met. Neither really spoke about it to each other, and to the extent they did it was with ultra-cinical humour, but the two now shared something deeper than just the music, even though the music itself was deep enough. Lennon became a much harder, nastier person after this, at least for a time, his natural wit taking

on a dark edge, and he would often drink too much and get aggressive. But life still went on, and John Paul and George kept trying to perform, though the gigs dried up and they didn't have a drummer anymore. They'd just say the rhythms in the guitars, when asked why they didn't have one. They were also no longer the quarrymen. They didn't have a name. At one point late in the year, they also only had two guitars between the three of them. Lennon seems to have smashed his in a fit of fury after his mother's death. But he still won't. backstage at the talent contest, and soon they were back to having three. That talent show was one by Caval Levis, who we talked about before in the episode on Shaken All Over. The three boys

went on Leviss's show, this time performing as Johnny and the Moondogs, in Manchester, at the Hippodrome in Ancoats singing Buddy Hollies Think It Over. Lennon sang lead with his arms draped over the shoulders of Paul and George, who sang backing vocals and played guitar. They apparently did quite well, but had to live. leave before the show finished to get the last train back to Liverpool, and so never found out whether the audience would have made them the winner, with the possibility of a TV appearance. They did well enough, though, to impress a couple of other young lads on the bill, two Manchester singers named Alan Clark and Graham Nash. But in general, the J-page-3, a portmanteau of their

names that they settled on as their most usual group name at this point, played very little in nineteen fifty nine. Indeed George spent much of the early part of the year moonlighting in the Les Stuart Quartet, another group, though he still thought of Lennon and McCartney as his musical soulmates. The Les Stewart Quartet were just a gig. The three of them would spend much of their time at the Jacaranda, a coffee bar opened by a Liverpool entrepreneur Alan Williams in imitation of the two eyes, which was owned by a friend of his. Lenin was also spending a lot of time with an older student at his art school, Stuart Sutcliffe, one of

of the few people in the world that Lennon himself looked up to. The Les Stewart Quartet would end up indirectly being key to the Beatles' development, because after one of their shows at a local youth club, they were approached by a woman named Mona Best. Mona's son Pete liked to go to the youth club, but she was fairly protective of him, and also wanted him to have more friends. He was a quiet boy who didn't make friends easily, so she'd hit upon her plan. She'd open her own club in her cellar, since the best family were rich enough to have a big house. If there was a club in Pete's house, he'd definitely make lots of friends. They needed a band, and she asked the Les Stewart Quartet

if they'd like to be the resident band at this new club, the Caspar, and also if they'd like to help decorate it. They said yes, but then Paul and George went on a hitchhiking holiday around Wales for a few days, and George didn't get back in time to play a gig the quartet had booked. Ken Brown, the other guitarist, didn't turn up either, unless Stuart got into a rage and split the group. Suddenly the Caspar had no group.

George and Ken were willing to play, but neither was a lead singer, and no decorators either. So George wrote in John and Paul, who helped decorate the place, and with the addition of Ken Brown, the group returned to the Quarrymen name for their regular Saturday night gig at the Caspar. The group had no bass player or drummer, and they all kept pestering everyone they knew to get a bass or a drum kit,

but nobody would bite. but then Stuart Sutcliffe got half a painting in an exhibition put on by John Mawes, the millionaire owner of Littlewood, who was a big patron of the arts in Liverpool. I say he got half a painting in the exhibition because the painting was done on two large boards. Stuart and his friends took the first half of the painting down to the gallery, went back to get the other half, and got distracted by the pub and never brought it. But Mose was impressed enough with the abstract painting that he bought it at the end of the exhibition's run for £90.

about £2,000 in today's money. And so Stuart's friends gave him a choice. He could either buy a bass or a drum kit. Either would be fine. He chose the bass. But the same week that Stuart joined, Ken Brown was out, and they lost their gig at the cast bar.

John, Paul, George and Ken had turned up one Saturday, and Ken hadn't felt well, so instead of performing, he just worked on the door. At the end of the show, Mona Best insisted on giving Ken an equal share of the money, as agreed. John Paul and George wouldn't stand for that, and so Ken was out of the group, and they were no longer playing for Mona Best. Stuart joining the group caused tensions. George was fine with him, thinking that a bass player who didn't yet know how to play was better

than no bass player at all, but Paul was much less keen. Partly this was because he thought the group needed to get better, which would be hard with someone who couldn't play, but also he was getting jealous of Sutcliffe's closeness to Lennon, especially when the two became flatmate. but John wanted him in the group and what John wanted he got. There are recordings of the group around this time that circulate. Only one has been released officially, a McCartney instrumental called K-N, but the others are out there if you look. The gigs had dried up again, but they did have one new advantage.

They now had a name they actually liked. John and Stuart had come up with it, inspired by Buddy Holly's cricket. They were going to be Beatles with an A. Shortly after the Beatles' first appearance under that name, at the Art School's Student Union, came the Liverpool gig which was to have had Eddie Cochran and Jean Vincent headlining before Cochran died. A lot of Liverpool groups were booked to play on the bill there,

but not the Beatles, though Richie Starkey was going to play the gig with his latest group Rory Storm and the Hurricanes. Alan Williams, the local promoter, added extra groups to fill out the bill, including Jerry and the pacemakers, and suddenly everyone who loved rock and roll in Liverpool realised that there were others out there like them.

Overnight, a scene had been born, and where there's a scene there's money to be made. Larry Parns, who had been the national promoter of the tour, was at the show and realised that there were a lot of quite proficient musicians in Liverpool, and it so happened that he needed backing bands for three of his artists who were going on tour separately. Two minor stars, Duffy Power and Johnny Gentle, and one big star, Billy Fury.

And both Gentle and Fury were from Liverpool themselves. So Parns asked Alan Williams to set up auditions with some of the local groups. Williams invited several groups, and one he asked along was the Beatles, largely because Lennon and Sutcliffe begged him. He also found them a drummer, Tommy Moore, who was a decade older than the rest of them, though Moore didn't turn up to the audition because he had to work, and so Johnny Hutch Hutch Hutchinson of Casson the Casanova's

sat in with them, much to Hutch's disgust. He hated the Beatles, and especially Lenin. Cass of the Casanovers also insisted that the Beatles was a stupid name, and that the group needed to be something and the somethings, and he suggested Long John and the Silver Beatles, and that stuck for a couple of shows before they reverted to their proper name. The Beatles weren't chosen for any of the main tours that were being booked, but then Parns phoned Williams up. There were some extra dates on the Johnny Gentle tour that he hadn't yet booked a group for. Could Williams find him a band who could be in Scotland that Friday night for a nine-day tour? Williams tried Cass and the Cassanovers, Rory Storm and the Hurricanes, and Jerry and the pacemakers,

but none of them could go on tour at such short notice. They all had gigs booked, or day jobs they had to book time off with. The Beatles had no gigs booked, and only George had a day job, and he didn't mind just quitting that. They were off to Scotland. They were so inspired by being on tour with a Larry Parns artist that most of them took on new names just like those big stars. George became Carl Harrison after Carl Perkins. Stuart became Stuart D'estal, after his favourite painter. And Paul became Paul Ramon, which he thought sounded mysterious in French.

There's some question about whether John took on a new name. Some sources have him becoming Long John, while others say he was Johnny Lennon rather than John. Tommy Moore, meanwhile, was just Thomas Moore. It was on this tour, of course, that Lenin helped Jenny Gentle write I've just fallen for someone, which we talked about last week. The tour was apparently fairly miserable, with horrible, poor musicianship from the group, and everyone getting on everyone's nerves.

George and Stuart got into fistfights. John bullied Stuart a bit because of his poor playing, and John particularly didn't get on well with more. A man who was a decade older, didn't share their taste in music, and worked in a factory rather than having the intellectual aspirations of the group. The two hated each other by the end of the tour. But the tour did also give the group the experience of signing autographs and a feeling like stars in at least a minor way.

When they got back to Liverpool, George moved in with John and Stuart to get away from his mum telling him to get a proper job, and they got a few more bookings thanks to Williams. But they soon became drummeless. They turned up to a gig one time to find that Tommy Moore wasn't there. They went round to his house, and his wife shouted from an upstairs window, "'Yus can piss off! He's had enough of you's and gone back to work at the bottle factory!'

The now four-piece group carried on her. however, and recordings exist of them in this period, sounding much more professional than only a few months before, including performances of some of their own songs. The most entertaining of these is probably You'll Be Mine, an Inkspots parody with some absurd wordplay from Lennon. Soon enough the group found another drummer, Norm Chapman, and carried on as before,

getting regular bookings thanks to Williams. There was soon a temporary guest at the flat, John, Stuart and George shared with several other people, Royston Ellis, the beat poet and friend of the Shadows, had turned up in Liverpool and latched onto the group, partly because he fancied George. He performed with them a couple of times, crashed at the flat, and provided them with two formative experiences. He gave them their first national press, talking in record and show mirror about how he wanted them to be his full-time group, and he gave them their first drug experience, showing them how to get amphetamins out of

inhalers. While the group's first national press was positive, there was soon some very negative press indeed associated with them. A tabloid newspaper wanted to do a smear story about the dangerous beatnik menace. The article talked about how they revel in filth and how beatniks were a dangerous menace to our young people, a corrupting influence of drug addicts and peddlers, degenerates who specialize in obscene orgies. And for some reason, it's never been made clear exactly how. The beatniks pad they chose to photograph for this story was the one that John, Stuart and George lived in, though they weren't there at the time. Several of their friends and associates are in the pictures, though. They were all kicked out of their flat, and moved back in with their families, and around

this time they lost Chapman from the group too. He was called up to do his national service, one of the last people to be conscripted before conscription ended for good. They were back to a four-piece again, and for a while Paul was drumming. But then, as seems to have a friend of happened so often with this group, a bizarre coincidence happened. A while earlier, Alan Williams had travelled to Hamburg, with the idea of trying to get Liverpool Group's book there. He'd met up with Bruno Koshmider, the owner of a club called the Kaiser Keller. Koshmider had liked the idea, but nothing could come of it, partly because neither could speak the other's language well. A little while later, Koshmider had remembered the idea and had come over to the UK to find

musicians. He didn't remember where Williams was from, so of course he went to London, to the two eyes, and there he found a group of musicians including Tony Sheridan, who we talked about back in the episode on Brand New Cadillac, the man who'd been Vince Taylor's League guitarist and had a minor solo career. Sheridan was one of the most impressive musicians in Britain, but he also wanted to skip the country. He'd just bought a guitar on credit in someone else's name, and he also had a wife and six-month-old baby he wanted rid of. He eagerly went off with Cosmider, and a scratch group called the Jets soon took up residence at the Kaiser Keller. Meanwhile, in Liverpool, Derry and the seniors were annoyed. Larry Parns had booked them for a tour, but then he got

annoyed at the unprofessionalism of the Liverpool bands he was booking, and cancelled the booking, severing his relationship with Williams. The seniors wanted to know what Williams was going to do about it. There was no way to get them enough gigs in Liverpool, so Williams, being a thoroughly decent man who had a sense of obligation, offered to drive the group down to London to see if they could get work there. He took them to the two eyes, and they were allowed to get up and play there, since Williams was a friend of the owner, and Bruno Koshmider was there. The Jets hadn't liked playing at Williams's club, and they'd scarped to another one with better working conditions, which they helped get off the ground and renamed the Top Ten, after Vince

Taylor's Club in London. So Bruno had come back to find another group, and there in the same club at the same time was the man who'd given him the idea in the first place. With a group, Koshmider immediately signed up Derry and the seniors to play at the Kaiser Keller. Meanwhile, the best gig the Beatles could get, also through Williams, was backing a stripper, where they played whatever instrumentals they knew, no matter how inappropriate, things like the theme from the third man. A tune guaranteed to get the audience into a sexy mood. I'm sure you'll agree. But then Alan Williams got a call from Coshmider. Derry and the seniors were doing great business, and he'd decided to convert another of his clubs to be a rock and roll club. Could Williams have a

group for him by next Friday? Oh, and it needed to be five people. Williams tried Rory Storm and the Hurricanes. They were busy. He tried Cass and the Casanovers. They were busy. They were He tried Jerry and the pacemakers. They were busy. Finally, he tried the Beatles. They weren't busy, and said yes, they could go to Hamburg that week. There were a few minor issues, like there not being five of them, none of them having passports, and them not having a drummer. The passports could be sorted quickly. There's a passport office in Liverpool, but the lack of a fifth beetle was more of a problem. In desperation, they turned eventually to Pete Best, Mrs Best's son, because they knew he had a drum kit.

He agreed. Alan Williams drove the group to Hamburg, and they started playing six-hour sets every night at the Indra, not finishing till three in the morning, at which point they make their way to their lodgings, the back of a filthy cinema. By this time the Beatles had already got good. Howie Casey of Derry and the seniors,

who remembered the Beatles as being awful at the Johnny Gentle audition, came over to see them and make fun of them, but found out that they were far better than they had been. But playing six hours a night got them very good, very quickly, especially as they decided that they weren't going to play the same song twice in a night, meaning they soon built up a vast repertoire. But right from the start, there was a disconnect between Pete Best and the other four. They socialised together, and he went off on his own.

He was also a weak player, he was only just starting to learn, and so the rest of the group would stamp their feet to keep him in time. That, though, also gave them a bit more of a stage act than they might otherwise have had. There are lots of legendary stories about the group's time in Hamburg, and it's impossible to sort fact from fiction, and the bits we can sort out would get this podcast categorised as adult content. But there were teenagers, away from home for a long period for the first time, living in a squalid back room in the red-light district of a city with a reputation for vice.

I'm sure whatever you imagine is probably about right. After a relatively short time, they were moved from the Indra, which had to stop putting on rock and roll shows, to the Kaiser Keller, where they shared the bill with Rory Storm and the Hurricanes, up to that point considered Liverpool's best band. There's a live recording of the Hurricanes from 1960, which shows that they were certainly powerful.

That recording doesn't have the Hurricanes normal drummer on, who was sick for that show. But compared to what the Beatles had become, A stomping powerhouse with John Lennon, whose sense of humour was both cruel and pointed, doing everything he could to get a rise out of the audience. They were left in the dust. A letter home that George Harrison wrote sums it up. Rory Storm and the Hurricanes came out here the other week, and they are crummy.

He does a bit of dancing around, but it still doesn't make up for his phony group. The only person who is any good in the group is the drummer. That drummer was Richie Starkey from the Eddie Clayton Skiffle Group, now performing as Ringo Starr. They struck up a friendship, and even performed together at least once, John, Paul, George and Ringo acting as the backing group for Lou Walters of the Hurricanes on a demo,

which is frustratingly missing and hasn't been heard since. They were making other friends, too. There was Tony Sheridan, who they'd seen on TV, but who had now sometimes jammed them as equals, and there was a trio of arty bohemian types who had stumbled across the club, where they were very out of place. Astrid Kircher, Klaus Vorman and Juergen Volmer.

They all latched onto the Beatles, and especially to Stuart, who soon started dating Astrid, despite her speaking no English and him speaking no German. But relations between Koshmada and the Beatles had worsened, and he reported to the police that George, at only 17, was underage. George got deported. The rest of the group decided to move over to the Top Ten Club, and as a parting gift, Paul and Pete nailed some condoms to their bedroom wall and set fire to them.

Coshmider decided to report this to the police as attempted arson, and those two were deported as well. John followed a week later, while Stewart stayed in Hamburg for a while, to spend more time with Astrid, who he planned to marry. The other four regrouped, getting in a friend, Chas Newby, as a temporary bass player while Stuart was away, and on the 27th of December, 1960, when they played Litherland Town Hall, they changed the Liverpool music scene. They were like nothing anyone had ever seen, and the audience didn't dance. They just rushed to the stage to be as close to the performance as possible. The Beatles have become the best band in Liverpool. Mark Lewison goes further and suggests that the three months of long nights playing different songs in Hamburg

had turned them into the single most experienced rock band in the world, which seems vanishingly unlikely to me, but Lewison is not a man given to exaggeration. By this time, Mona Best had largely taken over the group's bookings, and there were a lot of them, as well as a regular spot at the Caspar. Neil Aspinall, a friend of Pete, started driving them to gigs, while they also had a regular MC, Bob Wooller, who ran many local gigs and who gave the Beatles their own theme music.

He'd introduced them with the fanfare from Rossini's William Tellover Chour. Stuart came over from Hamburg in early January, and once again the Beatles were a five-piece, and by now he could play quite well, well enough at any rate that it didn't destroy the momentum the group had gathered. The group were getting more and more bookings, including the venue that would become synonymous with them, the cavern, a tiny little warehouse cellar that had started as a jazz club, and that the quarry man had played once a couple of years earlier, but had been banned from for playing too much rock and roll. Now the Beatles were getting bookings at the cavern's lunchtime sessions,

and that meant more than it seemed. Most of the gigs they played otherwise were on the outskirts of the city, but the cavern was in the city centre, and that meant that for the lunchtime sessions, commuters from outside the city were coming to see them, which meant that the group got fans from anywhere within commuting distance, fans who wanted them to play in their towns. Meanwhile, the group were branching out musically.

They were particularly becoming fascinated by the new R&B, Soul and Girl Group records that were coming out in the US. After already having loved Money by Barrett Strong, John was also obsessed with the miracles, and would soon become a fervent fan of anything Motown, and the group were all big fans of the Churrells. As they weren't playing original material live, and as every group would soon learn every other group's best songs, there was an arms race on to find the most exciting songs to cover. As well as Elvis and Buddy and Eddie, they were now covering the Shirelles and Ray Charles and Gary US Bonds. The group returned to Hamburg in April,

Paul and Pete's immigration status having been resolved, and George now having turned 18, and started playing at the Top Ten Club, where they played even longer sets, and more of them than they had at the Kaiser Keller and the Indra. Tony Sheridan started regularly joining them on stage at this time, and Paul switched to piano, while Sheridan added the third guitar. This was also when they started using preludin,

a stimulant related to amphetamins which was prescribed as a diet drug. Paul would take one pill a night, George a couple, and John would gobble them down, but Pete didn't take them, one more way in which he was different from the others. And he started having occasional micro-sleeps in the middle of songs, as the long nights got to him, much of the annoyance of the rest of the group. But despite Pete's less than stellar playing, they were good enough that Sheridan, the single most experienced musician in the British rock and roll scene, described them as the best R&B band he'd ever heard. Once they were there, they severed their relationship with Alan Williams, refusing to pay him his share of the money and just cutting him out of their careers.

Meanwhile, Stuart was starting to get ill. He was having headaches all the time and had to miss shows on occasion. He was also the only Beatle with the passion for anything else. and he managed to get a scholarship to study art with the famous sculptor Eduardo Paolozzi, who was now working in Hamburg. Paul subbed for Stuart on bass, and eventually Stuart left the group, though on good terms with everyone other than Paul. So it was John Paul, George and Pete, who ended up making the Beatles' first records. Burke Kempfert, the most important man in the German music industry, have been to see them all at the top ten and liked what he saw. Outside Germany, Kempfert was probably best known for co-writing Elvis' wooden heart,

which the Beatles had in their sets at the time. Can you see, I love you, please don't break my heart in two. That's not hard to do, because I don't have a wooden heart. And if you say goodbye, then I know that I would cry, Maybe I would die Because I don't have a wood in heart Kempford had signed Tony Sheridan to a contract And he wanted the Beatles to back him in the studio

And he was also interested in recording a couple of tracks with them on their own The group eagerly agreed And their first session started at 8 in the morning On the 22nd of June 1961 After they'd finished playing all night at the club and all of them but Pete were unfalied in for the session. Stuart came along for moral support but didn't play. Pete was a problem though.

He wasn't keeping time properly, and Kempford eventually insisted on removing his bass drum on tombs, leaving only a snare, high hat and ride symbol for Pete to play. They recorded seven songs at that session in total. Two of them were just by the Beatles. One was a version of Aynchie Sweet, an old standard which Gene Vincent had recorded fairly recently, but the other was the only track ever credited to Lennon and Harrison as co-writers.

On their first trip to Hamburg, they'd wanted to learn Man of Mystery by the Shadows. But there was a slight problem in that they didn't have a copy of the record and had never heard it. It came out in the UK while they were in Germany, so they asked Rory Storm to hum it for them. He hummed a few notes, and Lennon and Harrison wrote a parody of what Storm had sung, which they named Beetlebop, but by this point they'd read it. named Cry for a Shadow. The other five songs at the session were given over to Tony Sheridan, with the Beatles backing him, and the song that Kempfort was most interested in recording was one the group had been performing on stage, a rocked-up version of the old folk song, My Bunny.

That was the record chosen as the single, but it was released not as by Tony Sheridan and the Beatles, but by Tony Sheridan and the Beat Brothers. Beatles, to German ears, sounded a little like Piedles, a childish slang term for penises. The Beatles had made their first record, but it wasn't one they thought much of. They knew they could do better. The next week, the now four-piece beetles returned to Liverpool, with much crying at Stuart's staying behind. Even Paul, now Stuart was no longer a threat for John's attention, was contrite, and tried to make amends to him. On their return to Liverpool, they picked up where they'd left off, playing almost every night, and spending the days trying to find new records,

often listening to the latest releases at NEMS, a department store with an extensive record selection. Brian Epstein, the shops manager, prided himself from being able to get any record a customer wanted, and whenever anyone requested anything, he'd buy a second copy for the shelves. As a result, you could find records there that you wouldn't get anywhere else in Liverpool,

and the Beatles were soon adding more songs by the Charelles and Gary U.S. Bonds to their sets, as well as more songs by the Coasters and Benny King's Stand By Me. They were playing gigs further afield, and Neil Aspinall was now driving them everywhere. Aspinall was Pete Best's closest friend, and was having an affair with Pete's mother. But unlike Pete himself, he also became close to the other Beatles, and would remain so for the rest of his life. By this point, the group was so obviously the best band on the Liverpool scene that they were starting to get bored. There was no competition. and by this point it really was a proper scene.

John's old art school friend Bill Harry had started up a magazine, Mersey Beat, which may be the first magazine anywhere in the world to focus on one area's local music scene. Brian Epstein from Nems had a column, as did Bob Wooler, and often John's humorous writing would appear as well. The Beatles were featured in most issues, although Paul McCartney's name was misspelled, almost every time it appeared,

and not just because Lennon and Harry would. were friends. By this point, there were the Beatles, and there were all the other groups in the area. For several months this continued. They learned new songs, they played almost every day, and they continued to be the best. They started to find it boring. The one big change that came at this point was when John and Paul went on holiday to Paris, saw Vince Taylor, bumped into their friend Juergen from Hamburg, and got Juergen to do their hair like his. the story we told in the episode on Van Nu Cadillac. They now had the Beatles' hair cut, though they were still wearing leather.

When they got back, George copied their new style straight away, but Pete decided to leave his hair in a quiff. There was nowhere else to go without a manager to look after them. They needed management, and they found it because of My Bonnie. My Bonnie was far from a great record, but it was what led to everything that followed. The Beatles had mentioned from the... the stage at the cavern that they had a record out, and a young man named Raymond Jones

walked into Nems and asked for a copy of it. Brian Epstein couldn't find it in the record company catalogs and asked Jones for more information. Jones explained that they were a Liverpool group, but the record had come out in Germany. A couple of days later, two young girls came into the shop asking for the same record, and now Epstein was properly intrigued. In his view, if two people asked for a record, that probably meant a lot more than just two people wanted it. He decided to check these Beatles out for himself. Epstein was instantly struck by the group, and this has led to a lot of speculation over the years, because his tastes ran more to Cybelius than to Little Richard. As Epstein was also gay, many people have assumed that the attraction was purely physical,

and it might well have been, at least in part, but the suggestion that everything that followed was just because of that seems unlikely. Epstein was also someone who had a long interest in the arts, and had trained as an actor at Rada, the most prestigious Actors College in the UK, before taking up his job at the family store. Given that the Beatles were soon to become the most popular musicians in the history of the world,

and were already the most popular musicians in the Liverpool area, the most reasonable assumption must be that Epstein was impressed by the same things that impressed roughly a billion other people over the next six. 60 years. Epstein started going to the cavern regularly, to watch the Beatles and to make plans. The immaculately dressed public school-educated, older rich man stood out among the crowd, and the Beatles already knew his face from the record shop, and so they knew something was going on. By late November, Brian had managed to obtain a box of 25 copies of My Bunny, and they'd

sold out within hours. He set up a meeting with the Beatles, and even before he got them signed to a management contract, he was using his contacts with the record industry in London to push the Beatles at record companies. Those companies listened to Brian, because NEMS was one of their biggest customers. December 1961, the month they signed with Brian Epstein, was also the month that they finally started including Lenin McCartney's songs in their sets, and within a couple of weeks of becoming their manager, even before he'd signed them to a contract, Brian had managed to persuade Mike Smith, an A&R man from Decker, to come to the cavern to see the group in person. He was impressed and booked them in for a studio session.

December 61 was also the first time that John, Paul, George and Mingo played together in that line-up, without any other musicians, when on the 27th of December, Pete called in sick for a show, and the others got their friend to cover for him. It wouldn't be the last time they would play together. On New Year's Day in 1962, the Beatles made the trek down to London to record 15 songs at the Decker Studios. The session was intended for two purposes,

to see if they sounded as good on tape as they did in the cavern, and if they did, to produce their first single. Those recordings included the core of their cavern repertoire, songs like Money. They also recorded three Lennon-McCartney songs, Two by Paul, Love of the Loved and Like Dreamers Do And one by Lennon, Hello Little Girl And they were Lennon McCartney songs, even though they were written separately.

The two agreed that they were going to split the credit on anything either of them wrote. The session didn't go well. The group's equipment wasn't up to standard, and they had to use studio amps, and they're all audibly nervous. But Mike Smith was still fairly confident they'd be releasing something through Decker. He just had to work out the details with his boss, Dick Rowe. Meanwhile, the group were making other changes. Brian suggested that they could get more money if they wore suits,

and so they agreed, though they didn't want just any suits. They wanted stylish Mohair suits, like the black American groups they loved so much. The Beatles were now a proper professional group, but unfortunately Decker turned them down. Dick Rowe, Mike Smith's boss, didn't think that electric guitars were going to become a big thing. He was very tuned in to the American trends, and nothing with guitars was charting at the time. Smith was considering two groups, the Beatles and Brian Poole and the Tremelows, and wanted to sign both. The Tremelos had been better in the studio, and they lived round the corner from Smith and were friendly with him. There was no contest. Much as Smith wanted to sign both groups, the Tremelos had been better in the studio, and they lived around the corner from Smith and were friendly with him. There was no contest.

Much as Smith wanted to sign both groups, the Tremolo's were the better prospect. Roe did make an offer to Epstein. If Epstein would pay a hundred pounds, a lot of money in those days, Tony Meyne, formerly of the Shadows, would produce the group in another session, and Decker would release that. Brian wasn't interested. If the Beatles were going to make a record, they were going to make it with people who they weren't having to pay for the privilege.

John Paul and George were devastated, but for their own reasons they didn't bother to tell Pete they'd been turned down. But they did have a tape of themselves at least, a professional quality recording they could use to attract other labels. And their career was going forward in other ways. The same day, Brian had his second meeting with Decker. They had an audition with the BBC and Manchester, where they were accepted to perform on Teenagers' Turn, a radio program hosted by the Northern Dance Orchestra. A few weeks later, on the 7th of March, they went to Manchester to record four songs in front of an audience,

of which three would be broadcast. That recording of John singing Please Mr Postman is historic for another reason, which shows just how on the cutting edge of musical taste the Beatles actually were. It was the first time ever that a Motown song was played on the BBC. Now we get to the part of the story that, before Mark Lewison's work in his book a few years back had always been shrouded in mystery.

What Lewison shows is that George Martin was in fact forced to sign the Beatles against his will, and that this may have been as a punishment. The Beatles had already been turned down by Parlophone once, based on My Bonnie, when Brian Epstein walked into the HMV store on Oxford Street in London in mid-February. HMV is now mostly known as a retail chain,

Britain's biggest chain of physical media stores, but at the time it was owned by EMI, and was associated with their label of the same name. HMV stood for his master's voice, and its logo was the same one as America's RCA, with whom it had a mutual distribution deal for many years. As a record retailer, Epstein naturally had a professional interest in other record shops,

and he had a friend at HMV, who suggested to him that they could use a disc-cutting machine that the shop had, to turn his copy of the Decca tapes into acetate discs, which would be much more convenient for taking round and playing to record labels. That disc cutter was actually in a studio that musicians used for making records for themselves, much as the quarrymen had years earlier. It was in fact the studio where Cliff Richard had cut his first private demo, the one he'd used to get signed to EMI.

Jim Foy, the man who worked the lathe cutter, liked what he heard, and he talked with Brian about the group. Brian mentioned that some of the songs were originals, and Foy told him that EMI also owned a publishing company, Ardmore and Beachwood, and the office was upstairs. Would Brian like to meet with them to discuss publishing? Brian said he would like that. Ardmore and Beechwood wanted the original songs on the demo.

They were convinced that Lennon and McCarney had potential as songwriters and that songs like, like Dreamers do, could become hits in the right hands. and Brian Epstein agreed with them, but he also knew that the Beatles had no interest in becoming professional songwriters. They wanted to make records, not write songs for other people to record.

Brian took his new discs round to George Martin at EMI, who wasn't very impressed, and basically said, Don't call us, we'll call you. Brian went back to Liverpool and got on with the rest of the group's career, including setting up another Hamburg residency for them, this time at a new club called the Star Club.

That Star Club residency in April would be devastating for the group. On Tuesday the 10th of April, the same day John Paul and Pete got to Hamburg, George was ill and flew over the next day. Stuart Sutcliffe, who'd been having headaches and feeling ill for months, collapsed and died, aged only 21.

The group found out the next day. They got to the airport to meet George and bumped into Klaus and Astrid, who were there to meet Stuart's mother from the same flight. They asked where Stuart was and heard the news from Astrid. John basically went off the rails. Most of the stories about Lennon's bad behaviour in Hamburg come from this trip in particular,

a young man dealing with his trauma by taking amphetamins and drinking too much, and resorting to cruel humour to mask the fact that he was traumatised by the death of his closest friend. But the music still continued, and they even did another session for Tony Sheridan. Sheridan wasn't actually in the studio, his vocal was overdugged later but the four beetles went into the studio along with the piano player roy brown the one who had taught adam faith how to sing like buddy holly and who often joined them on stage during this period to record rock and roll versions of old standards for sheridan to sing on

town since she came why it's a shame how she brings them down in liverpool she even dared to criticise the beetles care with their whole fan club standing there i mean sweet george brown all right i say this group is absolutely marvellous for the piano don't you think so finally got a record contract. Ardmore and Beachwood really wanted those songs, and they knew that the Beatles were only interested in making records. Then a songplugger called Kim Bennett hit upon the idea that would lead to the Beatles' success

and to almost everything that follows in subsequent episodes of this podcast. Ardmore and Beechwood were a subsidiary of EMI, and they had a budget for promoting songs. They could use that song-promoting budget to pay for a record to be made. EMI could put it out, but the costs wouldn't be charged to whichever EMI label put the record out, but to Ardmore and Beachwood's promotional budget for the songs in question. The publishing company would then get two copyrights that it could perhaps use for successful artists like Cliff, Richard or Adam Faith, and the Beatles would get to make a record.

EMI didn't like the idea at first. Publishers should stick to publishing and record companies to records, but eventually they were worn down by Bennett's persistence. The only question was which of the subsidiary labels, all of which had already turned the group down, would be forced to sign them, and that had a solution. It was going to be George Martin. George Martin was a real musician, an oboist with a strong classical background, and he'd worked on every kind of record, including producing some of the Vipers records, but he had his greatest successes with novelty and comedy records. He was, was the producer of the Temperance Seven, a comedy trot group.

You left me sad and lonely. Why did you leave me lonely? Because here's a heart that's only for nobody but you. I'm burning like a flame dear. I'll never be the same deal. I'll always place a blend in. Oh, nobody but you. You're driving me crazy. What did I do? Oh, what did I do?

Bernard Cribbins Oh, in the ground So big and sort of around It wasn't there was I Digin it deep It was flat at the bottom And the sides were steep

When along Comes this bloke in a bowler Which he lifted and scratched his head Whoa, he looked down the old Poor demented soul and he said Do mind if I make a suggestion? Don't dig it there And dig it elsewhere

You're digging it around And it ought to be square The shape of it's wrong It's much too long And you can't put a hole Where a hole don't belong Flanders and Swan I'm a gano

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So let me introduce I'm guan either man or moose Oh, Gano, Gano, Gano, I'm a Gano Peter Sellers, Beyond the Fringe and More George Martin was in the bad books of Lem Wood, the managing director of EMI For several years Martin, who was married, had been having an affair with his secretary

Martin's marriage had failed, and he and Judy, the secretary in question, were deeply in love and would later marry, but Wood had very strict religious views and had discovered Martin's infidelity. Not only that, but Martin was getting far too big for his boots. He was pushing to get an actual royalty on the records he produced. Wood couldn't fire Martin. Martin was too respected by Wood's own boss, Sir Joseph Lockwood, but he could make Martin's life difficult. And so, in order to shut Kim Bennett at Ardmore and Beachwood up, George Martin was ordered, against his own better instinct, to offer a contract to the Beatles.

Martin arranged a meeting with Brian Epstein, who then sent a telegram to the Beatles. They were going to make a record. Their first session was going to be on the 6th of June. John and Paul got to work. They had no idea that they had been signed on the basis of their songwriting, and it seems that neither they nor Epstein were ever told what had actually happened to lead to the songwriting.

contract. As far as everyone was concerned, George Martin had made his own decision. They didn't know what it was they would be recording, but they decided to write some new material in case they had a chance to do something of their own. They came up with two songs while they were there. One, P.S. I Love You, was a totally new song by Paul, inspired by Soldier Boy by the Chorelles. The other, Love Me Do, was a half-finished song of Pauls from years earlier that they dug out and finished up. The main changes they made to the song were to add a new bridge by Lennon and an instrumental hook, also Lennon's work. The big sound of that summer was the harmonica. Bruce Chanel had used it on his massive hit, Hey Baby. A bunch of other records came out with

harmonica on around that time, and Lennon was playing harmonica on stage. They added a harmonica hook to their song in the hope that that would make it more commercial. While they were at the Star Club, they also spent some time with Gene Vincent. who came over just as they were about to leave, and shared a bill with them for four days. They were hugely impressed to be working with one of their real idols, although by this time he was seriously out of control. Harrison would later remember Vincent dragging him along to a hotel room,

where Vincent was convinced his wife was having an affair, pulling out a gun and handing it to Harrison to hold for him while he banged on the door. Harrison quickly passed the gun back to Vincent and left. If there was going to be a murder committed, he didn't want to be involved. Thankfully, Vincent didn't shoot his wife. A few days after their return to Liverpool, they headed down to the session that they were sure would be to record their first single, still not knowing what they were going to be recording.

Ron Richards, George Martin's assistant, was in charge of that initial session, and they started by cutting a version of the old standard Bessame Mucho. They then recorded three originals, John's Miracles-styled Ask Me Why, plus P.S. I love you, and Love Me Do. George Martin turned up at some point during the session, and suggested that Paul, rather than John, sing the solo lead line on Love Me Do, as the harmonica part overlapped with that line. At that session, the Beatles and Martin clicked his people. He was still unimpressed with them as musicians, but he found that he shared a sense of humour with them. They were people he could work with. and vice versa. Or at least three of them were. Pete Best didn't say a single word to Martin, and he also played quite amazingly shoddily. After that session, Martin came to a couple of conclusions.

Ron Richards was going to have to look for a better song for the group to perform, and any further recordings would not feature Pete Best. John Paul and George were coming to similar conclusions, but for the moment Pete was still a beetle, and a few days later, the four of them made another appearance on Teenager's Turn, where they performed an original on the radio for the first time. John's Ask Me Why. After that show, someone mentioned to Pete that the Beatles were thinking of kicking him out of the band. He didn't believe them, but it was true, as he'd found out a few weeks later. The sacking of Pete Best is one of the saddest episodes in rock and roll history. It was absolutely

necessary. He simply wasn't a competent drummer. But it crushed him. From the point of view of the other three as well, it made sense. They'd never felt particularly close to him, but he doesn't seem to have realised that they didn't think of him as close. He wasn't really close with anyone. That's just who he was. It's not his fault. Nobody disliked him. They just didn't know him that well. He wasn't one of them. anyone who's ever had a friendship that meant more to them than it did to the other person will be able to sympathise with how Pete felt on that level. But it's hard to imagine just how much it must have hurt to be dropped from a band that was his whole life,

which he considered himself an equal member of, and which then went on to be the most successful band in the world so soon after he was out. It didn't help that the other three left Brian Epstein to do their dirty work, nor did it help that his best mate Neil Aspinall, the man who lived in his house, and who had just fathered Pete's younger half-brother, carried on working for them,

telling him, they sacked you, they didn't sack me. One reason they chose that particular moment to sack Pete and get him Ringo, who was widely regarded as either the best drummer in Liverpool or the second best after Johnny Hutch, who hated and despised John Lennon so much that he was never even considered, while Ringo was good friends with all of them,

was because the next week, on the 22nd of August, there was going to be a TV crew coming to the cavern to film them for local TV. Pete Best was in the audience watching his replacement. The day after that came another big change. John's girlfriend, Cynthia, was pregnant, and they married on the 23rd of August in a small ceremony. Brian Epstein gave the happy couple the use of his flat rent free until they could find a place of their own.

On the 4th of September, the group went down to London to his first. record what was sure to be their first real single. They'd been given a song to learn by George Martin, a song written by the songwriter Mitch Murray, published by Dick James, a friend of Martins, which had already been turned down by Brian Poole and the Tramelows and Adam Faith, called How Do You Do It? They despised the song, but they did what they were told. That was to be the A side. For the B side, they cut another version of Love Me Do. They saw. They time with Ringo on drums. They also made an attempt at cutting a new song of Johns,

please please me, but Ringo didn't know the song that well, and he was also showing off a bit in the studio due to nerves. He messed up and George Martin determined that the next session, if there was even going to be a next session, he'd get in a session drummer, rather than keep relying on whoever the Beatles brought in. It turned out that that next session would be sooner than he imagined. John and Paul begged him not to put out How Do You Do It, saying they could do better,

but Martin stood firm, saying, When you can write something as good as that, I'll consider it. But then, Ardmore and Beachwood went ballistic. The purpose of the session was to get Lennon-McCartney songs recorded for Ardmore and Beechwood, not Dick James songs. They at least wanted the A side of the record to be Love Me Do. But Dick James wouldn't let How Do It be relegated to a B-side either,

and Mitch Murray, once he heard the recording, wasn't even sure if he wanted it to come out at all. So George Martin called the group back into the studio yet again a week later, telling them he was graciously agreeing to their request, and this time he also brought in a session drummer, Andy White, much to Ringo's disgust. They recorded two songs for consideration as the B-side, with Ron Richards running the session. P.S. I Love You, and John's new one, please please me, and then cut a reworking of Love Me Do, this time with white on drums while Ringo played a tambourine.

In the end, P.S. I Love You was chosen for the B-side, and Please Please Me kept back to be reworked at a future date. George Martin was now, despite all the difficulty they'd caused him, on the Beatles' side. He knew they were good, and he knew Please Please Me could be a hit. He just had to get this record that he didn't think much of out of the way first. The record was released with the earlier version of Love Me Do on the A side, Ringo, not Andy White, playing drums, although when the group's first album came out, the Andy White version would be included instead. Love Me Do wasn't expected to be a success, but it surprised everyone, due mostly to its sales in Liverpool and the northwest of England. It crept into the top 50, and slowly made its way up the charts to number 17. John, Paul, George and Ringo had a hit record

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