Aware & Aggravated - 52. I Got Jumped in Berlin

Episode Date: November 28, 2022

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Hi friends, so I'm in Europe right now and shit looks real different because I did not plan on having to make this fucking episode So me and my friend Randy planned a trip to Europe and We were gonna come here for like three weeks and I recorded a bunch of podcast episodes to have ready so I could just edit them and then post them While I'm away so that you guys don't know like anything going on like you get your typical episodes like you're used to right? No shit can't go easy for me We had a little bump in the road our first stop on the Europe trip was Berlin and When we were in Berlin we got jumped at a club

By some fucking losers who didn't know how to jump people which was funny But now I have to make a podcast episode updating you about all that so everything's fucking different everything looks weird I don't know how the sound quality is gonna be I don't have any of my equipment I have Randy's camera and a little fucking hope okay so we'll see how this episode goes but basically I have some shit to talk and when I say I have some shit to talk I have a lot of things I gotta get off my fucking chest about Europe and Berlin itself I quit quit smoking, I quit vaping, but I need to mother fuck it, stick it back. And I sound sick because I am.

Okay, I'm sitting here drinking fucking tomato juice, praying to God. I'm gonna fucking feel better. But me and him been sick as shit the past few days. But anyway, I'm gonna rant about Berlin. I'm gonna tell you a couple things I like about Europe. And then, I'm gonna tell you about what happened in Berlin with the whole fight thing. But all of it leads into each other. Like I have to tell you the shit in the beginning so that the rest of

it makes sense. So let me just jump into the shit. Me and Randy Landon Berlin and I posted a TikTok video of us. I was like, yo, we just landed in Berlin. What the fuck is there to do? Send us recommendations. Tell us where to go, things to do. You know, like I wanted food recommendations basically, but like, raves too. Cause like, the rave, I'm out of breath. Oh my God, I'm fucking sick of shit. The rave culture in Berlin, like the rave scene

is super big here. It's known for that. Like every fucking thing you see online about Berlin is like, um, raves. Like, fucking sunglasses, fucking all black, and just gothic, crazy, scary, grungy, love it. Like, that's the scene in Berlin.

So I was looking for recommendations because like, we're fucking not from there. We don't know shit, we don't know German, we don't know nothing, we don't know how to get around. Like, we're over here on Apple Maps, like a fucking idiot. But anyway, I post that video and it goes viral. And everybody's like leaving all these fucking suggestions of where to go in the comments of the video.

And I'm like, oh my god, fun, we have so many places to go. The one recommendation that we took for a restaurant was fucking shit And the one recommendation for a club we took which was the matrix. These motherfucking idiots try to jump us More of a story don't fucking take no recommendations offline Fuck all of you who tried to set us up if it was a setup. That's the thing It's like I don't know if it was a setup or not I don't know what the fuck was going on But we got there we posted a video of like give us recommendations and then the video blew up So I'm like, I don't know if it was someone that recognized me online if it was someone that was setting something up or what but

We're gonna get there. So online like especially on TikTok You see everybody wearing the coolest shit in Berlin. Like the people in Berlin online, they look unfucked with the bull. Like they look like the top tier, like cool people. Like you know, people in New York dress, and they think that they eat bitch, Berlin eats them. Like, ooh, that's hard,

because people in New York look so fucking cool. But people online, I'm saying online for a reason, because people in real life and Berlin aren't shit They're literally average is fuck. They're Joe fucking Shmo when we got there I was like where's all the people? Literally I was like what the fuck people online Make Berlin seem like they just walk around and rave clothes all day like that's what it fucking I guess the image that's painted and let me just tell you that a hot fucking is. People look average is fucked during the day. People

don't even look that cute when they go to rapes. Like we went to like a couple of places like we went out a couple of places and we never saw anyone like that fucking cool and it's weird because I'm like I'm in all these places I see online where all these cool people are posting but where the fuck are they at? Like y'allall are not there So what is this little like for social media shit? All are doing you know what I mean? And there's this one club called Bergheim Bergheim, I don't know what the fuck. I don't know how to pronounce it. I'm not German bitch But it's apparently like really hard to get into and like they turn down Elon Musk at the door Like they don't care who you are what you have

They don't care if you have millions of dollars like if you don't look the vibe They won't let you in like if you don't look cool. They don't care if you have millions of dollars. Like if you don't look the vibe, they won't let you in. Like if you don't look cool, they don't even fuck. They don't let you in. And I love that. I think that's so fucking cool. We didn't try to get in there, but I wanted to try, but we did try to get into a club called Kit Kat Club.

And that club is a fetish club. Come to find out. Like I didn't know it was a fetish club, but it was. But my main gripe with these clubs in Berlin The clubs the bars the everything if you're going to be picky about who you allow to come into your bar You better be cute as fuck, okay? Germans are very racist and that's one thing I experienced firsthand and if you want to tell me no, we're not no, we're not shut the fuck up That's my experience. All right. Fuck you. Shut your goddamn mouth. My biggest gripe is these motherfuckers at the front door of these

Raves, y'all want to judge off appearance? Okay, so have a good appearance if you're gonna do that like have a bitch looking like Bella Hadid at the door Have her tell me fucking no not some fucking 50 year old loser this fucking idiot That's like looks like shit like if you're gonna base your opinion of someone based solely off of how they look Have your mother fucking porch clean before you tell me mine is dirty if you're gonna tell me I don't fit the vibe of your club then be the vibe of the club bitch because you look fucking Trader Joe's work art. You look fucking stupid, and you're gonna tell me I can't come in. Okay. Like, I totally get people wanting to be protective of like the vibe of their club, fully get it.

I get if you want to be racist. Be racist. Don't let people who aren't German and your club. I get it. If you're gonna be racist, that's fine, because I know how protective it is of like, when you're on drugs in a club and you're raving, and people fuck up of like, when you're on drugs in a club and you're raving and people fuck up the vibe, when you're on drugs, if someone is like being obnoxious or fucking up the vibe, it fucks up everything and it makes it terrible.

So I get it. Be racist, be picky. But be cute if you're gonna do that bitch. Oh my God, I'm so fucking mad about it. I'm so fucking mad about it. Cause if you have like this ugly motherfucker at the door, tell him me no. I'm gonna look at him and be like,

oh, right, okay. Like you look stupid. And I'm gonna be like, fuck your club. You're a goddamn idiot anyway. But if you have a bitch like Bella Hadita at the door and she looks at me and goes, no, sweetie. Ah, fuck, I will gladly go fuck myself. I will gladly go fucking be on my merry way.

I'm not gonna fucking pick her. I'm not gonna fight. Yes ma'am, and I'm gonna fucking go. Okay, you get what I mean. You get the fucking dynamic how it switches, because I'm bigger and cuter than every motherfucker that I saw getting let in the clubs, and the people that worked the clubs. So if it's just that I wasn't German, I get it. But you cannot look at me and tell me it was because of the way that I looked. I'm self-aware enough to know, if physically I don't look like the vibe of a place I get it I would get it to not let me in if I didn't dress appropriately bitch. I looked more Berlin than y'all fucking did

So that's what I'm saying. I'm very confused My outfit was like better than most people that were coming in so what the fuck was the problem? I didn't get like so I don't know, their fucking shit just pisses me off, and one other thing I want to say about Berlin, we get the appearance thing, okay? But people's fucking attitudes are too bad for the way that they look. If you're gonna be butt-ass fucking ugly, do not have an attitude. All you have going for you is being nice. So what the fuck is that?

Like, I don't get ugly people that are mean. I truly genuinely, wholeheartedly do not understand it. Like, that's all you have going for you is like to be nice. So like, to be rude, I've never seen such misplaced confidence in so many fucking ugly-ass people. I don't get it. I really know, like, I'm not the type to like base people and like judge people off like superficial shit,

but if you do it to me, I'm gonna do it right back. If you race this to me, I'm racing to right back. You wanna be racist, let's be racist. You wanna play appearance, let's play appearance. That's the great each other. But when I come back and I win, don't look at me and tell me I'm the mean one. That's some shit I don't fuck with.

Like with hate comments on social media, you wanna come on my page and attack me, unprovoked. And when I attack you back, just better. I'm the asshole. No, I don't like that. Ha ha ha. Bitch, you're fucking stupid. It's not me, it's not gonna fly with.

It's not gonna fly with someone like me. It's not gonna fucking fly. You're not gonna try and tell me I'm an asshole. I don't even consider it being mean. If you come to me and be mean and I'm mean back, mine doesn't count. BAM! Ha ha ha!

Two negatives equal a positive. You see? If you're mean to me first and I match it, I'm not being mean, okay? That's my logic, that's my reasoning. Fuck you. Let me get to made up juice so I can calm down. But real life, y'all, like like Berlin disappointed the fuck out of me.

Like the way that it looks online is not as cool as it looks in real life. And the main thing, like Berlin's architecture and the city and like everything set up, like I love it. It looks so cool. It looks like futuristic from like the 90s. Like what the 90s thought was futuristic, but it's like rustic. It's like if you took a modern looking city in the 80s or 90s. Like what the 90s thought was futuristic but it's like rustic. It's like if you took a modern looking city and the 80s are 90s and dropped a bomb on it. Boom. That's what Berlin looks like. It looks like you blew it up. But then that's what I'm saying. It doesn't make sense what everything

is so goddamn expensive. Like I shit you not. Berlin was more expensive than the United States. Like it's $20 a drink to go into any bar any club Like 20 bucks for one drink babe. Are you have you lost your fucking mind? How is your city gonna look blown the fuck up? And you're gonna try and charge 20 bucks for one drink? Please but also I get like people racially profile you so like if you look American if you look like a tourist They're gonna charge you more just because they can you know what I mean like I get that. I'm aware of that dynamic But no girl that wasn't what was happening That was like everywhere and that was like the set price on the menu and I was looking around to see if like

Germans got different menus than like people that looked American. No, everybody say fucking me I genuinely don't get why Berlin was so expensive, but it was obnoxious. Like for me to say something was expensive, girl, it was fucking stupid. Like it genuinely just baffled me. I was like, how does this make sense? Like your place looks like this, and you go charge like this? What?

Like I'm in Romania right now. Romania is prettier than Berlin, and the price is dirt cheap, bitch. I love it here, because I could eat like a fat fuck, and like I spend no money But I will say that the coffee in Berlin was 10 out of 10 I'll give credit or credit is do coffee 10 out of 10 people Shit, I don't like fucking people in front of me

But the coffee and like the little pastries at the little shops and shit and then the pizza Oh my god, yo, that shit is good. It's 10 out of 10, like best I've had. And I've been a lot of places seen a lot of things. Berlin got good ass food and good ass coffee. Not food in general, because that little schnitzel shit or whatever they like, it was not right. Like it wasn't nothing to fuck with the out, you know.

But like the coffee, 10 out of 10, the little pastries, 10 out of 10. That one pizza place we went to, fuck, 10 out of of 10 but let me talk about the gym for a second the gyms and Berlin are cool they vibe they're cool as fuck they look super super nice they look futuristic they look cool they have like red lights in them so it's like it's just cool it looks Berlin and then the music bro oh my god the music is so good in Berlin James I was like

It's the whole time working out and I've got my fucking shazam like this every five minutes I'm like what's the song what's the song? But it's like techno and there's like some EDM hardstyle shit and it's like that's just what they be listening to here That's what I listen to like in my headphones You know what I mean cuz I'd be going to Alphalan in Texas and it's just like trap shit and like some stupid ass music here and there. But like, they just be listening to EDM and techno. Like that's just the norm.

Like that's just what their radio is. So I did love that. But with the gyms, I forget people in Europe don't wear fucking deodorant. So the gyms smell like shit. And when I say shit, I mean onions. Like it literally smells like someone's fucking cooking a stew of just onions.

Like it's, Europeans got the weirdest fucking body odor. I don't smell like bio, it smells like fucking onions. And like being in the gym, I would feel like I stunk just from being in the vicinity of like around these people. But I just don't understand. How the fuck is it 28 degrees outside? And y'all still fucking stink. You can't sweat!

So how do you smell? Like it's 28 degrees, babe. How do you still smell like onions? I genuinely don't understand. Like can you just like please put a little bit of the odor in? Like it should be a thing. Like if you're gonna work out, it's required legally you have to put on

some kind of like smell good. Cause y'all smell like shit. Like it literally smells so fucking bad I don't get it. And I wish I was being dramatic. I really do. Like I probably, I wish I was being dramatic. Like I'm gonna be straight up when real with you guys. Like don't waste money or time going to Berlin. It's not what you think it is. It's like it was fun to get the experience. We had like a good time, but it's not what you think it is online. I was very much disappointed. My expectations were fucking like they fell short. Like, nothing about it was what I thought it would be,

but it was still cool to experience. Don't get me wrong. That coffee, ah, it's in a sand, but at the supermarkets. We've only found them in Berlin so far. There's these protein pudding things and they have like 40 grams of protein. Oh my God, they literally taste like a straight up dessert. Don't taste like protein at all.

Like they don't taste like anything healthy. Me and Randy were fucking killing those. Like we got like three, four a day, we're just like pounding those because we had to hit our protein, but we're tired of going out to these restaurants. So we would just go out to a restaurant once a hit our protein, but we're tired of going out to these restaurants, so we would just go out to a restaurant once a day and then eat fuck a protein pudding all day. So we could get our protein in, but bro, those little

couple, I'm gonna put a picture in here, but goddamn, like, we're so good. If you can find them, try them. The Salted Caramel one, that was the best one. Oh, I miss it. I miss it so bad, because in Romania, that's where we are right now I don't see any like I don't know where to get that shit like I've looked everywhere I can't fucking find them. They're just gonna have to live in Berlin where I'm never gonna go back I'm gonna tell you about my tattoos and then we're gonna get into the fight, okay? So in Romania Randy has a tattoo artist that he sees here. She did like his half sleeve like a year ago And he was telling me like hyping her up Like telling me how good she is and all this and that and I was like, yeah, sure whatever and he was like

Yo, we have to like go get tattoos while we're in Romania. I was like, okay perfect So really we booked Romania just to go get tattoos by her her name's Arya and I tagged her on my Instagram I posted like a video that going to get the tattoos, but I got a Medusa right here and then I got Words on my knuckles and I got like some little tribal shit on my pinky Just because I've always liked that but I'll do a full podcast episode about what all my tattoos mean because I have a couple few Um, but they came out so fucking good. I'm so happy about them like literally blew my expectations away I didn't know what font I wanted. I just knew the style that I wanted, but we created this one.

We found two fonts we liked and then merged them and then I made her sketch them to be what I wanted. But literally I fucking loved them. I've always wanted my knuckles done. This is the most perfect fucking shit. I'm so excited about my tattoos, but they are like healing. So I'm glad we got in the fight before the tattoos

because how'd I fucked these up? I would have been more mad. I'm ready to rumble again as soon as these heel bitch, as soon as these heel I'm ready to go because I'm pissed, like I'm fucking sick about what happened in Berlin. So let me jump into that. We got fucking jumped out of nowhere. Leo, don't get ahead of yourself. You got to fucking set the scene first. So we go to this club called The Matrix and it's the one that everybody was recommending on TikTok. So me, Randy, and Randy's friend Nathaniel. He met us out here because he's stationed in the military

and he lives in Germany, but he just flew to Berlin to see us and like hang out for like the five days over there, whatever. So we're all at the club. We don't know where Nathan went. He fucking at the club we don't know where Nathan went he fucking just disappeared I don't know where like it's I don't I don't know like he didn't show up until the next morning at like 11 a.m. like we had no fucking clue where he went but me and Randy are at the dance floor like just dancing my

not fucking business you know as I fucking do okay so we're all like the corner of the dance floor and that's where you'll always catch me I don't go to the middle of a dance floor. I don't like that shit. I like a quick exit I like to be able to watch everything going on I like to like you know what I mean. I'm very aware of my surroundings. I'm hyper aware of my surroundings and All of a sudden me and him are just dancing having a good fucking time and he's straight So we're not like dancing on each other. Like it wasn't like a hate crime, I don't think. I don't fucking know what it was,

but like we weren't dancing on each other near each other, it was like, we were just like dancing. Like I'm over here like fucking fist bumping like Jersey Shore in this bitch. We're just dancing, but we're like near each other. And all of a sudden, five fucking dudes, I don't know if it was five or six, but five fucking dudes like, surrounding us and I was like

What the fuck so I immediately get on guard and I'm like, uh, like I turn around and I see a fucking dude to my back One over here and there's three in front of us and I was like, uh-uh So I immediately get like my hair fucking stands up and I'm like all right like I get ready because like y'all know my past I want to say I used to fight a lot, but I can't get away from it. So we're literally fucking standing there. Minding our business. These dudes surround us and then this one right here Like comes up to me and like pushes me. No words are exchanged Nobody says shit. These people just fucking surround us and this fucking dude pushes me And I was like what the fuck and as soon as I get like Ready to like recalibrate. I mean I bitch someone over here throws their fucking drink in my face

And that's a typical tactic when you're gonna jump someone is take their eyesight out So a couple things people will do that though a drink in your face Someone will hit you like on the on your back so you turn around and they'll fucking sucker punch you They'll try and take your vision out with a drink They'll pull your shirt over your head and then start beating you. There's a lot of tactics people will use. I already saw the situation for what it was. We were surrounded and I knew there was no way out. So I start swinging and I start swinging for the fucking life of me and I'm not the type person

To be with the hit me first hit me first. I will gladly hit you fucking first I'm not letting you get a hit on me. Okay? If I can swing first, I will if I see a situation is gonna go to that if I don't see a way out I'm swinging first and I'm swinging ten times for you hit me once like I don't play that shit I'm very paranoid as soon as I get scared I attack that's swinging 10 times for you hit me once. Like, I don't play that shit. I'm very paranoid. As soon as I get scared, I attack. That's y'all know that about me.

Like, I'm the sweetest person you'll ever meet. But if you scare me, it's like that protector aspect that me fucking takes over and I'm like unleashing. And there's no fucking stop in it. But this fight turned into hell. So whoever this was that do that fucking drink at me, that's the first motherfucker I swung at. And when I tell you, I swung through their fucking face,

like there was a follow through in that bitch like it was golf. Whoever's face, that was don't look good no more. So I catch this bitch and immediately I come back to the one that pushed me. I'm like, ah, you motherfucker, you started it. So I come back here and I'm just swinging for the fucking life and he writes, less,

anything I can fucking do. And then me and this dude go to the ground and when we get to the ground, I don't ever get fully on the ground. So I'm kneeled down on one knee, just fucking cranking this bitch. Like any way that I can, I can't like fully show you like how I'm like gripping my hands because my knuckles are still like scabbing, But I'm just like on one knee, just fucking going a town in this dude. I was hitting them so fucking hard, I dislocated my pinky, I cracked my fucking pinky ring.

But while I'm over here, like fucking just pounding this dude, one of the friends or like one of the other people in the group kicked me in my face. And that's why my face was so fucked up. Like they kicked me this way. It hit my fucking nose, my nose is still bruised It hit my lip and then there was like boot marks up on my like mustache area I was like damn and they caught my chin so they kicked the fuck out of me and it like hit me in my face bitch

It takes more to stop me than a kick in the face like once you get me mad like that you got to shoot me You got to choke me to fuck out or shoot me And I'm just I just keep going going going. I'm like he kicked me in the face. I don't give a fuck I keep going and since I don't stop the motherfucker Stomps me on top of my head like I have a Scab here. It's been like a week since all this fucking happened now But like I had a giant like scratch over my head and I had a big scam He stopped me on my head and that's what stopped me because like I felt

my neck like do that and I was like oh fuck like I stopped for a second and I immediately just like swifted his legs like grabbed his legs and fucking just slammed him on the ground and that's when I stayed on one knee and like had to like catch my balance for a second because like if you don't know when you get hit in the head you're equilibrium's off like your brain fucking rattles around inside your head and you get dizzy you ever see me dropping the fights because I got hit but I'm coming back up bitch once I recalibrate on the bottom I'm coming back up but like I get like my center gravity back I'm like okay I'm trying to like take in the situation for what happens I'm like looking around

and I look over and I see Randy. Randy and these two fucking dudes, he's just laying into them. Like he was like fucking these two dudes up, but I looked and saw on his head he's bleeding out of his ear. When they were like starting with me, somebody cracked him in the side of his head when he wasn't looking and he started bleeding out of his ear. But I looked up and I saw Randy bleeding and I fucking lost it. Like you can beat me up, you can hit me,

you can fuck with me, I don't care. When you hurt someone I care about or you hurt someone I'm with, that's a whole different story. And that is when I lost my fucking mind. That is when I hypothetically, for legal reasons, may or may not have pulled out.

I'm not talking too much about that, because I don't want no legal shit. Like, I don't know what the fuck's gonna happen. If anybody sees this and you were trying to process you some shit, it was fake. I'm lying. It's for the story time. I'm giving Tanna Mudge all I'm lying about my story. And that's where I'm saying, I don't know people saw me from TikTok and thought, oh, he flew out the country, he don't have nothing on him. I always got something on me, bitch.

But that's when I come up off my leg, because now I'm like, ah, no, you hurt that motherfucker I'm with, no. While I'm standing up, someone comes behind me and grabs me by my throat and like pulls me. Like someone was hanging off of my back like a fucking monkey by my throat. They thought they were gonna pull me down, bitch, you're fucking 5'8. You're like a fucking necklace necklace You're not gonna do shit So there's someone hanging off the back of my nap got me in a fucking chokehold and I grab him and I'm about to sling him to the Fucking ground and get him off me because bitch you're like a little fucking child, please that was security

And I didn't know but I lifted his ass up off the ground But as I'm getting ready to like whip his ass like four more security grab me like everything had like But as I'm getting ready to like whip his ass, like four more security grab me, like everything had like spread out. Like the whole dance floor was like vacant. Everybody like made a giant circular roundhouse was just watching like what the fuck? Security grabs me.

This was my only free arm. I'm just swinging over like anyone I can hit. I'm just fucking swinging. I'm fucking trying to uppercut. Like I'm just swinging any direction. I can't with my one free arm. I finally grabbed my VR. But the security grabs us and starts dragging us outside.

I have like six fucking security guards, I mean, when we get out of the club, like we're walking toward the exit, I grab the wall, like for the exit of like the club. They're pulling my body and I'm holding on to the doorframe because I wanna catch the motherfuckers that are coming out, because they're escorting us all out.

I thought the only people they grabbed was me and Randy. They only had us and when I saw the guys coming out like they were behind us like there was like five fucking dudes like coming out I was like I'm gonna fucking get them and security like what it let me go and I was like let me the fuck go I was like they just jumped me I'm out of pain don't play this shit like I'm fucking screaming my nose is bleeding and my lip was busted so I'm like bleeding I'm like spit everywhere I'm like screaming and as soon as I said I'm Albanian I don't play this shit like you they just jumped me let me get them like once I once I started saying that they were like oh fuck and that's when they all grabbed me and we're like

holding me the fuck back and they told the guys, go run. Like they told all the fucking guys that jumped us to run, held me and Randy and let them run away. That is the part that don't fucking say right with me. Like I'm about to start sweating. That ship hisses me off so bad.

They let them jump us and then let them run. Security was being so fucking disrespectful and rude to me. They were screaming to me like you're going to fucking jail. All this and that. I said call the fucking cops. I said they jumped us and I said you just let them get away. I said call the fucking cops. I knew I was going to jail already.

Girl, I'm fighting five fucking dudes in a club but I made it very clear. I didn't give a fuck I was getting arrested. I knew I was going to jail already. Girl, I'm fighting five fucking dudes in a club, but I made it very clear. I didn't give a fuck I was getting arrested. I knew I was getting arrested. I didn't give a fuck. My brain works in a very specific way. I'm like, if I'm getting arrested, I'm making it worth it. So, that's when I get fucking pissed off and I start going at security

because I'm like, you dumb motherfuckers. I was like, I'm out of any of you. You know what you've just fucking done? You just let these motherfuckers jump me and you told them to get away. You held me and let them get away. And they were like, whoa, whoa, whoa, they attacked you. And I said, yes, I don't fucking know who they were. They attacked me. They attacked me and my friend. And they were like, oh, shit. Like they were like, oh, my dad. But immediately they're fucking attitudes, which is they start bringing me water

They start bringing me fucking napkins. They're like hugging me. They're trying to make sure I'm warm because I'm in a tank top It's 28 degrees outside in Berlin. I'm in a tank top, okay? Skinny little fucking tiny like material like my gym tank tops that are like no fucking material I'm in a fucking tank top and a gold chain and I'm standing outside shivering to fucking death. You know? Because we had to check our jackets. Like I had a little jacket but I checked it inside in the club. So Randy was like going to get our jackets. They let him go get our jackets. He's trying to get them while they got me outside. Now they're trying to take care of me. And with the guy that kicked me in the face, What's funny is I really don't blame him because if someone was on top of Randy

Be in the fucking shit out of him the way I was beaten his friend. How did kick the fuck out of him too? I'm not mad at it. I get it. I'm very fair That's my thing. I'm very fair So they're fucking bay being me now after they realized what actually just happened in this situation They they bring me a heater like an outside heater heater, because I'm standing there, fucking waiting on raining to get our jackets, they can't find them all of a sudden. My Versace glasses that I had on are lost, and I realized it. I was like, wait, where the fuck is my glasses? But I'm not being sweet, I'm not being nice, I'm screaming, and everybody's fucking

face. All of a security, any security that comes up to me, I'm spitting on them. I'm literally like, my nose is bleeding, and I'm like blowing snot, but bloody fucking snot all over these fucking people. I'm spitting on them, I'm fucking pissed. Like, what they just did, uh-uh, you let them go. No, and it looked like they were like associated with them.

Like, they looked like they knew the club owners and like the security. So they like let them go. So now I'm being a motherfucker. I'm being so mean to these fucking people. I'm saying anything mean, and this is what I can say. I'm spitting on them.

I'm fucking blowing my butt all over them. Like fuck you. And then I realize my sunglasses are gone. My Versace sunglasses that I paid so much fucking money for. I said, go the fucking side and find them now. I said bring them to me now and They found them. I don't know how in a giant club. They found these little tiny black for such sunglasses I don't know how they did it, but they did and then one of them brings me one of my gold bracelets because one of them fell off I didn't even realize.

But what pisses me off the most about this whole experience is like, they didn't even jump us right. Like at least Jack my chain. At least like do something. Bitch, like you didn't even fucking jump us right. Like I still had all my jewelry, I still had all my shit. Like y'all didn't take my wallet,

y'all didn't take my chain. Y'all didn't take nothing. Like what the fuck kind of whack ass losers jump like that. Like if you jump somebody You jump them to like get shit like you make it worth my time You don't just jump me make me get into fight kick me in the face Just to waste my time like that like if you're gonna jump me do it properly bitch Don't waste my fucking time with that take my chain pussy

But anyway, I'm standing there just like shivering like really really bad. It's 28 fucking degrees of snowing outside I'm just standing there like just shivering cuz like my adrenaline's wearing off at this point I'm fucking mad. I'm still screaming but like my body's like shutting down cuz it's so fucking cold the one fucking black guy That worked at that goddamn club. He was the sweetest one. He was the nicest one fuck all the Germans like I said now I'm racist You all the races to me. I'm racist to you. Fuck you. You're nice to me, I'm nice to you. I don't go fuck with you, look like what the skin color you have. But the black guy was a sweet, fucking one. Niceest one. He saw me like freezing at that and he was like, okay, come here, like, and brought me inside. Stood with me inside. It was like rubbing my back, it was like being sweet to me.

It was like trying to talk to me. I'm still just cussing him the fuck out. Because I'm like, fuck you. You're associated're associated with them fuck you He was being nice though. I was being an ass but Randy finally finds our jackets comes back and the guys like look. Why are you screaming at me? Why are you fucking screaming at me? And I broke it down for him I got in front of his face and I said look Imagine you're at my club. I let these five guys jump you attack you I hold you back and I let them run and get away. How are you gonna fucking feel?

And then it clicks and he goes, okay, I would be pissed too. And then he tries to like call me down in that situation. He's like, okay, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry that happened. It wasn't on purpose. Like it happened, there's don't be mad, don't be mad, just calm down, go home, the nights over.

They called the cops, get out of here while you can. Bitch, he was so fucking sweet for that. So I immediately call a fucking Uber. As we're getting in the Uber, it's like we get in the Uber and we're driving this way, the cops are pulling in this way. BOOM! So he kinda like saved my ass on that one. But I didn't get arrested, which is fucking great.

But like I said, if anybody is like from Berlin or like from Germany And you think you're gonna watch this shit and try and claim me fuck you I'm never coming back to your fucking little city again eat my shit But the part that scared me the most was I was standing there outside the club And when they were going inside to get my glasses I was realizing my face is swollen like I felt my lip was huge I was like bleeding out of my face like my nose and my mouth. Like I just kept spitting blood. I was like what the fuck? And my lip was busted. And I remember at Leo,

check your teeth. And I like licked in my mouth. I was like trying to feel if I had my teeth and it was so swollen and numb, I couldn't feel it. And I got so fucking scared. I was like, please don't let me be missing teeth. That's my biggest fucking fear. It's like losing my teeth. So I pull my phone out and I put the selfie camera on I'm gonna put the picture in here because of how fucking mad I looked. I look like a demon like I was checking my teeth I was like to make sure I had them and as soon as I realized I had my teeth I like calm down a little. I was still fucking mad. I was still spitting everywhere, but I felt so much better Knowing that all I have was a busted lip a fucked up nose and a chin like that's fine I've been through a lot of fights. I've had my shit fucked up plenty of times

It heals. I'm like basically back to normal in like a week. I know how that works I was like as long as it's a flesh wound. I'm fine, but if you would have knocked my teeth out Oh, my god. I mean, I'm close to turkey So I'll just put a turkey and got them done, but bitch. Oh, I would god. I mean I'm close to Turkey, so I just flew to Turkey and got them done. But bitch, oh I would have been fucking mad. So after that we spent the next day like exploring and then we bounced and went to our next country, which is Romania. So now we're here But Romania has been so fucking cute. Like I love Romania. It's been such a blast. The tattoo artists that we have like we spent like four days with her I fucking love her like Randy's getting a whole fucking sleep done But we've really had so much fun like hanging out with her and like just eating Romanian food and like doing all the shit Like every day she like orders us food to the studio. Oh my god, I fucking love her

But yeah, we're still trying to figure out where we're gonna go next or if we're gonna go anywhere We're just gonna go home or we're gonna go to Rome. I don't fucking know This trip has been a shit show a little But we'll see like I don't know fucking follow me on Instagram. I'll post pictures and shit But I have a lot of podcasts episodes pre-recorded so I'm gonna be releasing those the next couple of weeks I just had to make this one as like an update because I can't just like post them out getting jumped and then not for you in You know like we friends like this is a missed face time call So I wanted to make this like catch everybody up. But we're all okay, we're safe.

I don't know anything going on legally. If anything's happening, I don't fucking think so. But we're okay, we're fine. I'm healing, I'm good, I'm just a little sick. I have a little cold. But Randy's fine, he's getting a haircut right now. Like everything's fine, everything's good. Don't nobody's stressed.

But I'll be posting a little pre-recorded episodes that I had over the next couple of weeks. I just want to fill you in about all this shit show So if you enjoyed this video leave it a thumbs up leave me a comment what you think I will do an episode about my tattoos Because I know you were all curious. Don't worry. It's coming But thank you all for checking on me a lot of you saw my Instagram stories and my TikToks and we're like oh my god What the fuck happened? So thank you for checking on me. I appreciate all the well wishes I love you all so much

But I will never be taking a fucking recommendation and get offline because fuck all of you. I know there's ones of you that care about me, but there's also motherfuckers that want to set shit up like that, so I'm not taking them with recommendations because I don't know if it's a setup or nothing. So, love you all to death, but trust me one. Perfect timing. Thank you so much for watching and I will talk to you guys next Sunday. Perfect timing. Thank you so much for watching and I will talk to you guys next Sunday.