Blurry Creatures - AMA #3 : Ask Me Anything: Conspiracies, Vampires and the Golden Age

Episode Date: July 11, 2025

Ever wondered how time travel, the royal family, vampires, and the Golden Age might mix in with the best burritos on earth and Nate & Luke’s Mt. Rushmore of early 2000s bands? We did too. Join hosts Nate & Luke in a wild free‑for‑all Ask Me Anything session where any question is fair game—yes, even the weird ones.This is an exclusive perk for Blurry Creatures Members. To become a member visit: www.blurrycreatures.com/members Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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you can become a member, Blurrycreatures.com slash members and get access to the AMA. And the coolest part about this, Luke, you can ask questions and they get upvoted, right? That's right. So our first guy here, Justin Frey asked a question. Got six likes up, upvoted. goes to the front and then if we answer it you get the email that says your question was answered so if you want to support the podcast getting the AMA action Luke will tell you stories about hanging with uh I don't know with what there's

there's this sweat into the oldies with a celebrity in there somewhere yeah well this is it the last one though the last AMA we did who is it uh oh they want a they want a Marshawn Lynch stories yeah I couldn't think of his name there's no and there's no way to make him funny without directly quoting Marshawn Lynch this is a family show so those will have to be for another time. Exactly. But the AMA is a perk for being a member, so go in, become a member. Let's launch into this one. Luke, question number one, if Bigfoot was a smoker, what brand of cigarettes would Bigfoot smoke? Well, our producer Ben was saying that did he smoke Marlboro Reds? And this is going to, this is already getting in the weeds.

But I like to think that weed. I like to Bigfoot, no, no, no, I like to think Bigfoot is a cigar guy. A little more refined. Yeah. You know, he just doesn't inhale. So he's a cigar guy. I think he would hang out with us, you know, with me and the boys, you know, once a month or something and, and have a nice cigar. I would assume he appreciates the finer things, Nate.

Yeah, some, some, not the, the finest tuli in the field from Lord of the Rings. Oh, you were a band guy, dude, what I mean? I think, I think, didn't you smoke American spirits or something for a while? Speaking of in the weeds, I think he just goes out in the weeds, gets some tree bark, rolls it up and he's got the biggest, the biggest hog.

What do you call a big cigar? I can't remember what it's called. It's not a hog, dude. That ain't it. That ain't it. Hog. What is it? No, it's a...

Well, question number one comes from Justin Frey. Justin, thanks for asking. Doc Brown pulls up in DeLorean and tells you he can take you to any unexplored time in history to solve one mystery.

Where are you going? And what are you investigating? Nate, why don't you go first? Thanks. I read the question. You have the answer for. All right. Any mist is mystery.

So this isn't just like go to any time period. It's like, who would you have dinner with? Like, you know, is it A Blankin? No, this is solving a mystery. It has to be the pyramids, man. I want to go see how they made the pyramids and what they made them for.

That's a good one. Probably get a good sunburn there. Probably a lot nicer places to go to solve mysteries. But don't take me to Egypt. Let's go. Yeah, I've often thought on the show, I guess my question, answer would be like the days of Noah, like the peak of the days, like when things just were really weird and strange. Like, you know, hybrid chimeras running around. What's the mystery you're solving there?

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