Bob Does Sports Podcast - Behind The Scenes Of Our Collab With LeBron James!

Episode Date: April 8, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:40 picks, all in one app, prize picks. It's good to be right. You can expect a more on point for LeBron James and with LeBron James. Unbelievable. Let's jump right into it. F.P.'s going to be doing some master's picks as well, which is going to be fun.
Starting point is 00:00:56 Make sure you ride with us all year long. promo code BDS. We got LeBron James. The video's out by now. Like LeBron's LeBron, of course. and that's going to be a monster video, but the way the video went, how fun it was,
Starting point is 00:01:11 how bought in he was, does it get any better? I think no. No. No, no, it doesn't. In fact, it doesn't get any better than that. He was the man from like the moment he showed up to the end of it,
Starting point is 00:01:24 I mean, I bet he would have gone another nine holes if, you know, he had time, if he had LeBron time, but he doesn't. It was wild, just like walking up, his like, what's up, Jay Bone right away? Like, asked about Luca, you know, which is crazy that he knows Joe's like, he's clearly, you know,
Starting point is 00:01:43 at first I'm like, oh, he got a nice binder at breakfast this morning and did his study, but he knew like stuff that there's just no way. Like he knew about you being in the water in Vegas and like cutting your feet. Like you don't know that unless you're watching the show. And like, you know, his golf game is still, you know, he's only even playing for eight months, which is wild to even make contact being as. massive as he is. I'm sure he would have wanted to play better and he's going to get better and better, but like just vibes and everything. The dude was as cool as I could have expected him to be.
Starting point is 00:02:16 He sent me a voice note this morning of how he really wants to set something up again in the off season. And it's one thing if you say that once, but then I think he said it multiple times. I really do think he could where we could bring Brani in. I think it would be really cool. But then he did say, you know, he would have liked to play better. But again, like eight months in, it's pretty impressive. It's not only eight months too. It's eight months while he's competing in the NBA. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:41 And like doing that, traveling all over the country and stuff like that is like eight months sounds like a long time to be playing golf. But like when you think about it, he's playing in the NBA while trying to get better at golf and coming on our channel. It's, it's impressive. And let's call Spade a Spade a little bit nervous. Like I've never seen our crew like that. Iowa, I certainly was like. I was tweaking out. You know, when his security, you know, they're like,
Starting point is 00:03:08 all right, he's five minutes out, like getting ready to go, and he's got that presence. And I think my favorite moment of the whole thing, because not often is Joey D. He had a loss for words. Have you seen the clip yet? It's so good. Play the clip.
Starting point is 00:03:21 It's play the clip. Win, win, win, win, win. Wait for the after shoot good. I love you. One of my disappointment. I was going to try to shoot good. It's good, man. It's good, man.
Starting point is 00:03:37 He never got around. He's right. Whenever Joe gets nervous, he'll get... He's loud, yeah. That's great. To see cuts, in fairness, like, you never would have thought LeBron was going to ask about your son, and I think you had said that you had something prepped,
Starting point is 00:03:55 and when he went to him, he... I've never seen Cutsi just not be able to get the words out. We were all pretty shook to start. Yeah, I mean, I was kind of just, it just kind of caught me off. guard, if anything. I will say that like, I wasn't nervous to me to because he seemed so from the from like even like the build up and our like interactions that we had had with him. He seemed super chill. But I will say I kind of played it in my mind like how I would go about like the first interaction with him. And at no point in prepping for the meet did I have him coming up to me and
Starting point is 00:04:30 asking me how my son was. I just did not play that out, which is, listen, that is, you know, that's all you need to say about how personable he was and like how he didn't make it about himself at all, which I thought was really pretty impressive. Like here's a guy who's arguably the best basketball player of all time, maybe right there with Jordan, however you see the argument, those are the top two guys that are always in the mix. And for him to just show up and everything was like, yo, he said to FP, you look great. He said to me, how's Luca? Went up to Jensen. It was like, Jaybo, what's up? I felt he was really genuine and he was a super nice guy. I think we hit it off right out of the gates and like the vibes were all time and you know by the end he's like we should go
Starting point is 00:05:13 on a on a trip we all bring brawny we can all golf i was like this is this is lebron james i couldn't believe you know jet too like you know all of us but then jet with the cards didn't think that lebron was going to fin the cart so he's freaking out he's like he's not going to fin the cart he's not going to get the go pro he's not going to get him one of those convertible he'll fit he'll fit he's not going to fit he's not going to fit he's not going to fit he's not going to fit i guess i put it on front I had this nightmare because when I was a caddy back in the day, sometimes you get these like athletes who would show up who were too tall for the golf cart, so they would ride in the convertibles.
Starting point is 00:05:45 So I had this nightmare the night before we filmed that LeBrono's going to be too tall for the golf cart and there's nowhere to hook the GoPro on. And then it was just going to be the worst day ever and it was going to be a disaster. So when he rolled up, so I started tweaking out as time back closer. And then as he just like sat in the golf cart and he was like ducking in there. But it didn't seem like he thought, anything of it. But I thought it was it was kind of seamless how we just fit in. I'm telling you, when he rolled up and we everybody's like, it was like a standoff. Yeah. Do you remember that?
Starting point is 00:06:13 Yes. Because we were waiting for him. He was sort of like standing by his cart. He was looking at us. We were looking at him. Like who's going to make the first move here? And it was almost like this is bad. But when he said he walked up and he he shook hands with Bob and then he said, Jay Bone like what up. And I was like, okay, like we're good. Like, like, LeBron's here. You know? We're good. So and then from there was just he knew he was just, he was just, he was just, he fit in. There was no even like feeling out process like there are a lot of times it is with guests. It was just like he was so smooth. He's a lot of aura and he just fucking, he was so smooth. He talked the car cam and full disclosure. I don't know if we use this, but we, the video has,
Starting point is 00:06:49 like, we filmed this yesterday. So it's like, we don't even know what the reactions like. We imagine, you know, it'll be pretty big and it'll be pretty cool and it'll be everywhere. But the stuff you got with him in the cart, like that he was so open about all this stuff. And, and it was really, it was really cool. There was really not. in the car. I mean, I just felt so apiece with him. We were just having such a fun time that we talked about everything. I never thought from the time in the first hole, I never thought, like, oh, don't say this. This is off limits. Like, it really, I was so comfortable in there with him. And he made put me such at ease that, you know, talking about, you know, when he left Cleveland
Starting point is 00:07:29 and him becoming the villain and how different. There was just so many things to hear from him that was just fascinating. There was no like feeling out period. That's what I'm saying. Like standoffish, like you're saying. Like there was no like, what's get into this. He wasn't like short. We didn't have to like open him up.
Starting point is 00:07:48 Like he was like, he was just, it felt like he was just as excited for that afternoon as we were, which is wild, right? Like that doesn't make any sense at all. But that was the feeling like he had been looking like, like he was as anxious like that three, four hours between when like we, because we didn't go out there till 3 o'clock. We left here at like 2.
Starting point is 00:08:08 Yeah. Waking up until 2 o'clock, I think we ended up leaving early because we didn't know what to do with ourselves. We were like, we were like 140, you guys just want to hit the road? Like we just didn't know what the fuck do with ourselves. And it kind of like,
Starting point is 00:08:19 not that he like was giddy or nervous, but like I can kind of envision him being like, yeah, damn, like I wish we could just go do this right. Like he, he, he, I want to picture LeBron being anxious around his house coming to play with him. I want to see that in my head. Yeah. I want to see that in my head.
Starting point is 00:08:33 Like, honey, like, what time is it? Like when we are all, Okay, so what time is it? Is it 2 o'clock yet? And you're like, dude, it's 11. I'm gonna just hit the course. I just couldn't believe, you know, we've had some unbelievable guest, Josh Allen's and whatnot. LeBron always seemed kind of unattainable.
Starting point is 00:08:47 Like, even the bill, I couldn't believe he was in our world with the go pros. And it really, it was one of the coolest gets of all time. I just, yeah. He signed a jersey at the end. He invited us, we're going to the game tomorrow. Yeah. Like, it was pretty wild. It wasn't like a, he just had like one security.
Starting point is 00:09:05 guy that like totally met him in the beginning. Nice enough guy stayed out of the way. That wasn't like there was this like, it was just like anyone out there with us. Like there wasn't this whole like spectacle or like no entourage or anything that made us feel like that, whoa, this is like different than any other guests we've had. And once he was there and we were all going first tea shot. Once we left that T-box, he could have been any guests we've ever had on this show. Yeah. That is true. The course was super nice and accommodating to. El Cab and they stayed El Cab and they stayed like they had people like with us and they stayed and they they were like watching over making sure everything was cool for him and for us and like nobody bothered him at all like
Starting point is 00:09:40 it was it was pretty impressive the guys that had us out shout out cam Asoff and Jordan um because you have to be a member there and they were so good about like just watching from afar but I was like on the outside I was watching you guys were all like in a circle and then LeBron pulled up and all of you guys just like disperded. It's like like someone's like parents came home and like everybody just kind of scattered. Fucking run, dude. Brian James, dude. Everybody just scattered.
Starting point is 00:10:07 I just, I've never felt like that. I couldn't believe he came on a YouTube video and it just, um, yeah, I, I just think that was so, so surreal. And then he just totally came on our level and just couldn't have been more warm. And I can't believe it. Watch this video. Like, we don't know that it's really like a tank. It's like, it's like, it's the worst.
Starting point is 00:10:27 Yeah. Honestly, yeah, it could be, we don't know. Nothing could have happened with this thing. I think, too, one of the, aside from like the golf, like, he was a great guest,
Starting point is 00:10:35 he was awesome and like, the fact that he like knew who I was and stuff was out of this world for me. But I feel like I now have like this blanket immunity for the next two weeks where I'm allowed to be happy. Because Benjamin is in such a good mood. Yeah, that's true.
Starting point is 00:10:50 Yeah, but he called me on the car. He's a position to smile. Yeah, but he called me on the car. He was like, and he's like, Anytime I'm having fun, like Jets like gets on me.
Starting point is 00:10:59 And I didn't notice it until he said it. And then I was like, oh, maybe I do like, you know, can't listen. You were having a blast that first night and he kept saying you're hammered. Well, he was hammered night one. He, I was saying. So this trip, we've never come out all the way out this far for a trip without having multiple things lined up. Like we came all the eye to do nine holes with LeBron. And we staying for the game on Monday.
Starting point is 00:11:21 So we've had more time to hang out and chill than we've ever had. and he used that to get hammered, which is fine. Which is fine. And I just noticed he was more talkative than he's been. He was making comments about different things. And that's great. My guys are a lot of make comments about things up until 9 p.m. But he did that.
Starting point is 00:11:40 And then all I did was I said, J-Bone, I think you're hammered. And he got offended, but he was hammered. Well, it's nice that I wasn't offended. It's just like any time I'm having fun. Now you're like, oh, you're hammered. How many drinks are consumed? Well, that's not true.
Starting point is 00:11:53 How many drinks were consumed? I had two beers. in four hours. Oh, that's not true. Two beers in an hour. And he was feeling himself. Listen, I, I've been hammered with the best of him.
Starting point is 00:12:04 I understand what it's like, he's also, he's not, the beer might hit, he's a smaller, you know, he's a small guy. The beer hits him. Cut that,
Starting point is 00:12:12 cut that. Don't cut it. But, oh yeah, don't act like I'm the first one to make a small, you know, his mom person joke on him.
Starting point is 00:12:18 Fucking, he stood next, the Cutsi made him stand next to LeBron for the photo. You know, and LeBron was like, LeBron said, he's like, Jay,
Starting point is 00:12:24 you're making me look small. Cotty, the assist of a lifetime outside of getting FP to Piner's. Cutsi setting up the Euro together. Oh, yeah. It was an all-time assist because that video was going to crank. Like that jet and that P. I was waiting for you to tap me in, but I was a great assist. He couldn't have been more into it.
Starting point is 00:12:42 Right away. He did it. Oh, yeah. He was all in a cross from each other. Yeah. It was like the first time jet and you did it and you were on other. That's a video you'll always have. It's one of the coolest.
Starting point is 00:12:52 Yeah, like I had a little bit. Because like we were on the way there. And I knew this beforehand, like the Euro step thing. Like I need either to have like him do it or like I need to do it for him. But like it's not just like I'm in the middle of the video. I got to do yours stuff. I got to make a birdie. Like I got to be the one to make the birdie or do something.
Starting point is 00:13:09 So like, I'm on the way there. I'm like if I fucking don't play well, I'm not going to hit a Euro step in front of LeBron. And like he like, what a fucking miss that's going to be? And fortunately I did play well. And then he made the, no, who made the birdie that he did? He made the birdie on three. He made the birdie and then he did it. And he also.
Starting point is 00:13:26 He did the birdie and he made it look like he was going to do the hero. Well, he did it. And then you said do it together. And then I was like, you guys got to do one in sync. And then they didn't even stop on cue. It was like LeBron was just like one of the guys just doing a fucking year. He kept looking, me and Bob, we had this like, because he, the first hole, he's like, I want to see that divot. That practice.
Starting point is 00:13:45 And then, and then on the last hole, we had one shot left and you're in the fairway. And you hit a no divet. And he was like, damn. It was. The only time you've never. You've never not done practice. I know. I know.
Starting point is 00:13:55 I know. It's what he wanted. I was trying to pick him clean. He was rattled once he asked about Luca. It was toast. It's one of my, I mean, I know you've given us some unbelievable clips.
Starting point is 00:14:05 You don't want to know how much I've watched that. It's the, because to see you in that, he just gives you, how's Luka. He didn't want to. He's hanging in. He's hanging in.
Starting point is 00:14:15 Play well for him. Yeah, but play well, shoot. No, shoot. Shoot good. Shoot good. Shoot good for him. Don't want to disappoint him. the team. I just, I picture, I picture you leaving Jupiter. Last thing you do is you turn to
Starting point is 00:14:28 Luca and you go, I'm gonna play well for you, Luca. And, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, like, looking around, has no idea. What his father just said to me, him, doesn't know who LeBron is. To say he's hanging in there, he's, he's, not one year's old. Yeah. Yeah, that's tough. He's eight months. Honestly, credit you. I, I, I literally hanging in his, I would have been rattle. LeBron, I'm saying, when we got there, he just, you didn't see him say, what up, J-Bone? He said, what up to me? Like, he knew, he knew, he knew, he, he was. were. So I was immediately at ease. He didn't ask me like, I totally understand him throwing you off about your son. I wasn't nervous. Like, I don't really get nervous like to meet people. But it was just like,
Starting point is 00:15:03 it just kind of threw me, I threw me off. It was like I had like kind of like scripted like how I was going to like interact or what I was going to say when I first met him. And I just, I couldn't process. I was like, oh, yeah, thanks. There was this buildup. Like even in the afternoon, I kept saying to you, I was like, he will cancel. Like he's got candy. I know. I couldn't wrap that. Rem. my head around that it was really going to all go down. It's like a golf match for like your opponent's got like a 20 footer to tie or like to win the hole and you just have to like expect he's going to make it. Even in the back of your mind you're like he's not. You just have to like you have to believe the worst is going to happen in life honestly because then you're never disappointed.
Starting point is 00:15:39 I've done that. But like once this security guy was there, once we got there and his security guy was there, that was the moment where I was like I think that this is probably we're over 50 50 chance at this point. Like there's every chance. the guys like, ah, guys, hey, hate to tell you. LeBron just, I know. Bron just canceled. We would have totally understood. We would have done it.
Starting point is 00:15:59 We would have done a 2V1 9 hole. Yeah, that would have just done some. We would have been depressed. Yeah, the most, this is the most depressed YouTube golf match ever. That would have sucked. There's no way I could have filmed. If, oh, it would have been. Now, what we do owe to the people that you could say we let them down on.
Starting point is 00:16:18 And I think we were just coming off such a high that to bring it back in, We're just playing golf, but we owed them. We were in L.A. We could have done that links at Victoria major. Just know for the fans. We have that in our mind. And I don't see a world where we're out here again. And do not get that video in.
Starting point is 00:16:37 We owe that to you guys. We will get that. But what a fuck. By the way, our caddy, Luis. Awesome. His home course is the links of Victoria. Are you serious? Swear to God.
Starting point is 00:16:48 Tell me on the putting green. Yeah. He's like, he's like, he's like, I swear. he's like, Greens have always been great. It's not better. He's like, he's like, he's like,
Starting point is 00:16:56 y'all dog my, I didn't think he said, Domney's like, you guys have done stuff in my course. I was like, we're at. He's like, we're at.
Starting point is 00:17:03 He's like, yeah, man, that's where I play. I'm like, oh, I was like, no shit. He's like, I was like, that's a tough spot. Like, we're going to do a major. He's like, yeah, man, it's tough.
Starting point is 00:17:11 He's like, places is so much potential, but no one like, no one's putting it in. I was like, yeah, I hear no one's putting it in. Greens, greens roll nice though. Which is funny.
Starting point is 00:17:21 He was a big, I didn't know if he knew that, like, LeBron was in the group. And I couldn't tell because he was pretty chill. And then he, on one of the holes, it was towards the end. It was like eight or nine. And he was LeBron's lining up the putt and he was like, King, it's about three balls right to laugh. And I was like, oh, fuck. Like, that's awesome. He said he goes two cups of the ride king.
Starting point is 00:17:42 Yeah, exactly. He also told me, like, halfway through the match that. that he was a caddy at Hillcris back when I put the video up of the halfway HUD that went viral. He's like, yeah, it caused a real stir amongst the club. Is that what he said? Damn, dude. But apparently what I didn't know, Bob, and what Frankenheimer didn't tell us,
Starting point is 00:18:01 is that it went viral again recently, and I didn't even post it. It just made it resurved. Well, it tore it down. It does it, though. They tore it down. So this is what I heard. I heard that. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:18:14 I heard that. Too many people got their eyes on that. No, no, no. I heard that I believe this is true. I believe this is true. I heard that they basically didn't have the right, like, zoning or permits for a permanent structure out there. And that video got around and kind of the county found out about it. So they had to take it down and then put something like non-permanent.
Starting point is 00:18:35 So they have like a almost like one of those like cars. There's like bar cars. Is that true? So have you been back since? Yeah. And if people are you funny or they just don't know that it's different? This is what I heard. In the past, like, six months.
Starting point is 00:18:48 Okay, so I haven't been back in six months. They took that cart out. He had mentioned something about that, but it's there. It is there. Yeah. The thing that they took away was that car. Yeah, it was there. But he said something along those lines.
Starting point is 00:19:01 Something in the line that basically something had like was, like, something got out and they had to, like, rip something down. Well, I never forget when Cutsi told the member when it was going, he said, oh, he'll be fine. He's like, I got a letter in the mail. He's like, you're going to be fine. It's good exposure for the club, you know. I will say it's been cool. I only came back to LA one time since we moved just to like pick up some stuff I had left. And it has been really,
Starting point is 00:19:25 I know you guys lived here for longer than I did, but it's been cool to be back to hit up the old spots like Vito's and Tatsu Ram. And I still have never been to Danana. So it's going to be the first time. But just like the weather like L.A., like the street. Like it's cool to be back for a little bit. I'm going to go soon. What stuff did you leave?
Starting point is 00:19:41 You've been in Florida for like two years now. What do you say? Nobody's enjoying it more than feathers. Guys, you should come back to make sure you rent the same house. I know. It was like some like suitcase or like clothes I had or like hard drives or something that I had to come back for. What's going on over there? I'm zooming in on.
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Starting point is 00:21:06 not even done yet. Now we have the game. We saw a TikTok going around of what somebody like with that Jack's dining room reviewed. The suite that we're going to be in tomorrow. And, uh, it looks fun. Oh, yeah. It's a bond suite. Dude, it, it, clearly there's some food items in there. Yes.
Starting point is 00:21:25 It's going to be. Now, maybe we could do behind the scenes for, again, we don't, the videos already come out. But we're going to try to film and put it in the, put it in the video for sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It'll be interesting. Let's, um, let's talk Masters plays, prize picks.
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Starting point is 00:21:55 for the folks to ride? Sure. I like, I like, I mean, I'm just going to give you some guys that I like. As far as like culture pick. How we feel about like winner, top 10 or top 20.
Starting point is 00:22:06 These are just guys I like to perform. So definitely, I explore top 10 of values there. Top 10 for sure, but top 20 even. Like I love, I think Justin Rose is in form. I think he's been playing unbelievable golf. Obviously, he lost in a playoff to Rory last year.
Starting point is 00:22:21 He's always hanging around at Augusta. He's playing as good at golf as he's played in his entire career recently, which is wild. I like Oberg a lot. I think he's always competing. I liked him the players. He looked good, kind of stumbled at the end, but he's going to break through. I don't know if that's necessarily going to be the masters, but I think top 10 for him is a great pick, and you're going to get good value there.
Starting point is 00:22:42 This is going to be a different type of one, and I don't know. even if if prize picks does this, but like, you know how they do like top finishers from different like continents? Yeah, I think these are in culture. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:22:53 culture picks. So I like, I like Sunjay M. Top, top Asian. I think he plays, I think he plays them. Is that okay?
Starting point is 00:23:00 That's good. We go with that. Oh, okay. He was filming. You were, you were not in your head like you had another Asian.
Starting point is 00:23:05 He's filming me. This kid has been filming me more than anyone who would believe. He is, he's turning to you. Yeah, love it. Are you going to write him up?
Starting point is 00:23:11 Are you going to write him up? That's right. I didn't train. I've never been a guy who... But what are you filming right now? Write him up. Well, it wasn't new, but I'm filming for the podcast. You know what?
Starting point is 00:23:20 He's... He's earned the right to just let the kid work. Right him up. He has, man. I'm sorry to interrupt you. He was like not in his head like he didn't like the Sunjay pick. No, no, no, no, no. I saw him creeping on me and I'm like, what are we doing?
Starting point is 00:23:34 Well, it's not 9 p.m. so you're fine, but... Well, look, Bob has trained me, right? Bob will just... He's like, he's like, you know, if you see something funny. What did you see that was funny? Good point. Good question. Well, if I say that ruins the point.
Starting point is 00:23:45 No, it doesn't. I just don't like being surveilled. Who was it? Say who it was. It was cutsy. Oh, man. Yeah, always. But I got, I will say, like, I got this bright orange phone now.
Starting point is 00:23:56 It's the only, it's the only, it's hard to hide that thing. Put a case on that guy. You got to get a case for that thing. But I can't snipe anymore. Okay, Stuby. I'm sorry for Jensen's behavior. When the Masters? No, it's like finisher.
Starting point is 00:24:07 Okay. Like, the highest Asian. Finisher. I like that. Yeah. You can do it from every, like, country. Yeah, I think most of them.
Starting point is 00:24:13 Some guys, okay, if it's, you have it to worry about Matsuyama? Yes. Correct. Yeah, he'll be the favorite. He'll be the main one, which is pretty good. I just think Sung Jay always finishes high. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:23 I don't know what his form is, but I know he's been playing. And he always plays, I think he always plays Augusta well. Augusta is very much more than I think any other venue throughout the year is horses. It is horses for horses. I love that guys that play Augusta well. And there's guys that can be playing some of the best golf. year they just don't know augusta and like you have to like that's why fred couples can make the cut that's why vj sing can be in contention in years that it doesn't make any sense it's not going to
Starting point is 00:24:51 happen at any other location all year but like if you know how to play augusta you can get away with maybe not being a top form like you don't need to be a guy that just finished top 10 the week before got to know where to miss before you got nowhere to miss got nowhere to hit it nowhere to not hit it um and i think that's why i like trend some of these older guys or some guys that have wrecks like Oberg would be my like my exception to that rule but he has had high finishes there he drives the ball so well hits it far enough just a solid steady player so if those are my three kind of like guys that he's having a great year so far too who's that it's on J. M's having a great year yes he is and he has played Augusta well I like that just it there's so much of it at Augusta's driving the ball well
Starting point is 00:25:33 I mean obviously putting and an approach but like you have to like drive it in the right spots at course. And if you like, if you're in the wrong spot off the tea, those greens are so tough coming in from the rough elevated greens. It's just, it's so hard. So those would be like kind of my three that I would go with. Showtime Anytime Featherston. You've seen him on my Instagram. One of the most mesmerizing golf swings of all time. We love it. And I would argue, Fessie, we've been having a good time. I don't think anybody's been having a better time. Well, let's see. Is he in the Is he in the shot? Come on in the show.
Starting point is 00:26:10 Here, come on in, show. I would argue that I don't think anybody's... You're good, you're good, I was joking. Fessie, would you argue that as much fun as we're having that? You probably had the most fun this week? The most fun? Yeah. I don't know, I wasn't there with LeBron yesterday, but otherwise, yeah, probably me.
Starting point is 00:26:29 Yeah, yeah, Fessie's been having a ball. I always have a good time with the boys. His master's pick and his master's dinner, I think. Yeah, we need your master's dinner. You should just travel the country enjoying your friends Airbnbs that they rent. That would be a good little tour, dude. Yeah, man, that sounds good to me. Master's pick, please.
Starting point is 00:26:49 Master's dinner, so first. No, pick, pick. First give the, who you think is going to, uh. He's going right into that dinner. He's like, I think we, we got a top 10, top 20. I think the last. Like a master's play. No, does any player who give us a play?
Starting point is 00:27:05 Would it be bad for me to pick Bryson? You can pick whoever you guys. To win or top 10? To win. To win. Okay. Bryce and DeJambo. Now say you win the master, so you're coming back the next year for your dinner.
Starting point is 00:27:17 Lay it out for us. Here we go. Now here's the real question. So it's first course, entree dessert. I think you can play with everything. You can have options. It's usually like two apps, a salad. Two options.
Starting point is 00:27:29 Yeah, a couple options on entree and then a. Yeah. If you want to throw your wine selection in there, go for it. It's your dinner, dude. Now, you do have to pay for it. We found out from Ron. From John Rom, that you have to pay for it. I'm on the hook for it.
Starting point is 00:27:40 But you are. But it's hypothetically. You just want the masses. You got all the money in the world. Yeah, no, we're going to ball. So, all right. So, all right. So, all right.
Starting point is 00:27:46 Give me a second here, because you guys kind of caught me off guard. Sure. All right. Okay. So we're going to start off with some caviar and bellinis. Yes. Nice. That boy, show me.
Starting point is 00:27:56 Caviar and balini, cream fresh, of course. Yeah, from fresh. Me, I'm thinking maybe like a martini fountain. Oh. A little martini fountain with some fixest. on the side if you wanted to like olives or whatever. Yeah, you ever do with those little onions in the martini? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:13 Yeah, so get some of that going for the appetizers. Maybe like something simple like proscietta. I like oysters personally. Yeah, sure. You got oysters, caviar. We move into, you know, maybe like a lobster roll or something. Wow. Okay.
Starting point is 00:28:28 Some crab cakes or something like that. Wow. I'm sticking with the seafood right. I'm trying to stay away from red meat right now. Okay. So we're doing seafood, lobster rolls, crab cakes. Um, dessert, I mean, I love a tiramisu. Do you really see?
Starting point is 00:28:41 I love a tieramisu is the most overrated dessert. Oh, I really do. I think tiramisu. I don't know if it depends. Are you having a good one though? It just gets, it gets so much love and there's just not much there. It's a lot of show. It's a very showy dessert.
Starting point is 00:28:57 But if you do, yeah, well, I don't know that, it'd be like an ice cream Sunday. Sure is a showy dessert. Now we're talking. Yeah. But showtime, I thought you would have done like the Gordon Ramsey, like the, like your special You know what, you're right, actually. I'm going to take back everything I just said. No, you've got to win another Masters.
Starting point is 00:29:12 I'm sorry. We're going to do the Beef Wellington then. That's like your favorite. That's what I thought you were. With a lobster tail on the side. There you go. I like that. And Fezzy.
Starting point is 00:29:19 I stick with the ice cream Sunday dessert. A lot of people I think have already seen from the Instagram. It's by far my favorite swing in all of golf. Oh, here we go. So we can play a couple clips of Fezzi swinging. Do we have to? What do you think? Gallery.
Starting point is 00:29:32 Okay. There's a gallery there at the Masters. a prize picks more or less would be on your Thursday round. Whoa. Who do you mean my score? Yeah. Like what they would put the line, the more or less. Like tournament conditions, tournament T's people out there.
Starting point is 00:29:49 A hundred and eighteen. That seems. I'm going more. Give me the more. That seems a little offensive. A hundred and eighteen. Give me the more. Are you kidding me?
Starting point is 00:30:02 One 18. On a good day. You kidding me, 92. Showtime, I think I would shoot like 140. Let me ask you, Jensen. Or like 120, 1.30. You need a mic. What Fessie would shoot?
Starting point is 00:30:15 No, I think I would shoot like 120, 1.30. No, you would not shoot 130. At Augusta tournament conditions? No, look, I would not shoot. This guy would be in raised creek. If you have to put out, you have to put out. They'd be calling it Cutsies Creek by the time you're doing. Well, let's just not get carried away here.
Starting point is 00:30:31 I'm just saying. I'm not 30 strokes behind cuts either. What are you saying? I'm saying if I'm just saying this if I had a couple like a blow up or two were like and I had to put out like I can't pick up like I have to shoot out my score 120 one 30 is very very realistic I don't I'm not sure I disagree I think I would be happy to break 85 yeah that's that's apples and oranges here we're talking well no but that's no no no but I'm that's that's 13 over what my norm would be and I think that that that like that's I'm scale of over slides higher the worse you get. That makes sense. So like what do you shoot normally? Well, normally I play a fucking municipal golf course.
Starting point is 00:31:13 But what do you shoot at that place? Like a 90. Okay. So we'd add 13, but I'm going to slide you maybe like 25. 25. So now we're at 115. And then it's a gust. You're not far off. But it's also a gusta. I showtime. I mean Showtime that shoot on 18
Starting point is 00:31:28 is like I don't know. And again, I'm terrible. I wouldn't put mine at like 13, 140. Here's the real question. Here's the real question. I would like to ask that man What he needs a mic Honestly
Starting point is 00:31:41 Showtime Oh, all right Wow Honestly, gentlemen What do you honestly think Your prize picks more or less would be Well considering I shot of 118 Like a couple months ago in Orlando
Starting point is 00:31:51 On a municipal course I'm probably putting out like a 140, 130 Okay If I'm headed for a 118 On my scorecard in Orlando That card ends on like the fifth hole There's no
Starting point is 00:32:02 You're just going to be sticking around for account $1.18? Well, it was one of those days I was shooting so bad and I was gonna give up but I was like, you know what? I'm doing so bad.
Starting point is 00:32:13 I want to see how bad I'll do. Okay, fair not. That was actually the round he had a hole in one on the par four. You should. Yeah, I was actually one of my lowest rounds of all time. I've been noticing about
Starting point is 00:32:23 tracking my handicap is we don't, I don't play enough rounds where we're all keeping score and not in like a YouTube like. Yeah, like I haven't posted around.
Starting point is 00:32:34 We say so much golf that we don't post that we can't. Yeah. Or even too, but if you're like playing a scramble, you can't put your score in. It's like it changes everything. And your whole mindset when you're playing like a scramble compared to like when you're playing around where every shot like counts,
Starting point is 00:32:51 it's very different because you don't have like, especially if you know, you got a good guy like FP behind you. Like it's like, okay, if I mess a shot up, it's not that bad. But like when you play solo, every shot,
Starting point is 00:33:02 it's like, I wonder what you guys would shoot in a scramble at Augusta. Oh, you know that's a good question. And if Augusta, if you're watching, we're happy to film that video. Yeah. That would be. In case the Masters needs any promotion, we are happy to film that video. They want to get the word out.
Starting point is 00:33:17 Could you imagine getting that call? I mean, I don't know. FPU, no better than me what that score would be. Oh, your score? No, no. Scramble. Our scramble score. From tournament T's, oh.
Starting point is 00:33:29 Not necessarily, tournament T's like the tips they play. Like, I don't know if, yeah, I don't know. Well, I mean, I think I'd work backwards. I would say like if I'm trying to break 85, how many shots are these guys going to contribute on top of my score? Puts are going to be big. Puts for sure, cuts you a few drives for sure. Bob, you know, you all can do anything at any time. So, I mean, and I get to see two puts potentially before you guys might make some.
Starting point is 00:33:54 You think even potentially? No. Okay. I'm just wondering. I'm just asking. You don't think so. You don't think so. You don't do anything.
Starting point is 00:34:00 Listen, I'm saying it's so long. Yeah. It's so long. Yeah, we play a lot, probably a lot shorter now. But you guys, I mean, that would be the reason. I think 75. Okay. Would be like a good, like 75, 76.
Starting point is 00:34:13 So you could get a hole where like three of you hit it into the water. And it's just like, yeah. The length is the real problem. I mean, everything obviously is tough. No. But the length is the huge. Hear me out. Hear me out for that title.
Starting point is 00:34:23 What would a three-man scramble shoot at Augustine National? Just hear me out. What if we bring Fezzi in as the fourth? I, I believe that would You know you'd contribute a couple of A couple of 74 You know what I love about
Starting point is 00:34:38 I was just trying to watch golf out by the pool And now we're in here having this guy Hey Mind of my own business You're coming to Augusta You know what I like what Fessie does Showtime would mind if it led to that Fezzi like even if Augusta
Starting point is 00:34:51 Even if Jamie's like having a terrible day out on the course Like even if he's not hitting it well He'll do like the greens and rags like with the arrows and stuff in the puts. You do that from cutsy. Yeah. Keeping your stats, dude. Nice.
Starting point is 00:35:04 It's just fun. I got to start doing that. I just don't see. You know, you know, there's a great app for that, Bob. The Grintz app.
Starting point is 00:35:10 Yeah. That's right. To be track of all those stats on there. And we will. And we will. But that is helpful. Drinks per hole as well. Can you?
Starting point is 00:35:18 Yeah. It'll like show you, like, it'll show you when like you don't, like the drinking's not helping it. It's like whooop for drinking. You must have had two beers on this hole. Correct.
Starting point is 00:35:29 your your your your your grint scores fucking 10 yeah but that does the grin at tells you to drink yeah it's like at one point it's like you need to drink a beer your golf swing is a beverage stats you're beer behind a cocktail you need to grab a drink yeah that's a good question though what's the what's the optimal amount of drinks like play good golf that's a great think everyone's another video yeah I think everyone's different but it's definitely like a bell curve the bell curve with like a sharp declass So I think like you can rise, you can rise and get good. And there's a plateau of amount of drinks that's perfect. Right. It gets you swinging easy. But I think if it took you four beers to get there, it'll take you two to go fucking way back.
Starting point is 00:36:13 So like where's the top of your curve? What curve? Mine's like a you know, you know a roller coaster goes up to the top? That's what we call a ladder. That's what I go all the fucking ladder. Five, five, five, five, five, three. I think. Okay.
Starting point is 00:36:30 Yeah. Yeah. It also depends what you're drinking, right? Yeah. Yeah. If you're having like, if you're drinking like jack and diet. Yeah. You know,
Starting point is 00:36:37 then that's going to hit a little harder than if you're doing like beers or if you're doing like even like a mixed, you know, like a. We know it still pops up. We've literally. We've literally had this conversation. We were at Chevy Chase Country Club doing a podcast and we were talking about how much more hammered you get off of fireball. And FP was like, you guys know it's the same amount of alcohol.
Starting point is 00:36:58 And we were like, no. A beer? No. And we were wrong. The glass of wine and shot are all the same. Yeah. But the difference is the time. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:05 You take more shot. The time of consumption. Yeah. One and a half ounces of liquor. Five ounce or five and a half ounces of wine. It's all the same. It's standard drink. Right.
Starting point is 00:37:14 And we were like, you're like, and we're like, what the fuck are you talking about? I know, it does. But the difference is how long it takes you to consume each of those things. Yes.
Starting point is 00:37:23 So you can take six shots in a hole. Right. And then it hits you like that. You're not going to be able to do six beers down. We had these kind of. You get more delayed. Yeah. Yeah. I think for me, if you go to one of the really nice clubs, like,
Starting point is 00:37:37 Fess, when we play that Hillcrest, they, like, if you ask for a double, they'll look at you like you're crazy because it packs such a punch that, like, for me, it's a cocktail and a half at those types of courses where they load it up where I'm in the best spot. Once I go past that, head on a slow. A lot of places you don't need to ask for double because half the glass is already booed. Yeah, they tell you, oh, no, no. Well, they just see heavy poor. Heavy.
Starting point is 00:38:02 Correct. Why you pay to park. Pay to play. Pay to park. All right. Well, look, shout out LeBron. That's unbelievable. Really cool moment for the show.
Starting point is 00:38:13 Shout out prize picks. Shout out clap for James Patrick Featherston. The man talking name all the time. Yeah, it's just the best. One of the most enjoyable rounds of golf you could play. Well, no, tomorrow morning before we do anything, I got a barber coming at 9 o'clock. Do a full beard trim and and shave.
Starting point is 00:38:35 I did think it was ridiculous you got in your story. And you were like, you were like, you know, my hair's out of control. If there's a barber in town, bro, you lived here for eight years. I haven't lived here in two years, you fucking moron. Barber's fucking set up shop for 60 years, dude. It's a career. Bro, everywhere you go, you will see those color from swirlies, dude. Okay, yes, that's fine.
Starting point is 00:38:56 but first of all, the haircuts I used to get when I was here before, up until, like, right before we left, I didn't have long hair. So, like, now it's like my hair's longer. When I first lived in L.A., I was getting buzz cuts. Like, I don't do the same thing. What kind of credentials does this man have? I just want, I don't, well, so the guy that I got is actually Matt's buddy. He knows this guy, it's his barber, and he's like, you will do, like, a house call,
Starting point is 00:39:18 which is great because, you know, we don't have a vehicle right now, so I don't know where to go. And I trust that he, he's not going to give me, like, bullshit. And if he does, then I'm, you know, it is what it is. But I feel like this is going to sound really bad. But if you have long hair, it's very like, and maybe you would know better than me to because I haven't had long hair for more than what, a few years. It's harder to find someone who knows how to cut long hair for men than like someone who could stand or do a barber like, so I feel like if you want to get like a proper haircut
Starting point is 00:39:50 for like long hair, going to like a salon style is better. It sounds weird. but it's true a barber shop is they're not prepared really for the long they can do like the kind of some of the stuff but they're used to like to shape up you know short male hair styles they can mess with that but yeah generally you almost want a stylist a woman stylist who cuts long hair for a living to handle long hair yeah so that's why it's like when I was asking for here because I just really didn't there's my one buddy who who used to cut hair here but he's just not in town this weekend so is that he is one of my favorite moments on the brule and um
Starting point is 00:40:25 show is when you said your barber was runner up for Canadian barber. Yeah, that was so funny. Why don't you just call the Canadian barber the year? But that guy actually lives in Vancouver. So it's, that makes sense. That makes sense. It would be a weird award to win living in L.A. That would be a tough one to live.
Starting point is 00:40:44 I was like, yeah, he's the Canadian barber. Yeah, it's not about Canada. It's about where you're from. He's actually from Dallas. Yeah. Six months in a day in Vancouver, just so he can get the award. but then he spends most of his time down here.
Starting point is 00:40:55 It's like taxes. It's correct. So yeah. But I don't think that's weird. I just, I think that makes sense. I feel like I wanted to get like, and by the way,
Starting point is 00:41:04 I always appreciate when people like give recommendations. Same is like if you go somewhere new and like I would love a great food recommendation. It's like it's nice to see that like people are trying to like like spread the wealth and like share good info. Right. Rivers are tough, man. I haven't found. But that's why I don't think. Why do you think that was weird that I just thought.
Starting point is 00:41:21 Well, the thing, my thing was, I think it was weird. you, you lived here for eight years. So like you know the bar, like you have, you know the barbershops. That's all I was saying. Okay. But finding a barber incredibly hard. I still haven't found it like my guy or my girl in Florida. And it's brutal.
Starting point is 00:41:37 I found a guy here. I found when I was here, I had a great guy at the, uh, in one of those like two, you know those two deck complexes? All over this place. So I found one there. I haven't found one since. Why don't you go while you're here? Well, cut these guys coming tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:41:51 Is he going to cut you? No, no. I'm not. You're going to sit here and talk shit. No, but I'm talking shit about him. Not about the barber. You're going to get your hair cut. You might as well.
Starting point is 00:42:04 You know what? Guys that are doing home cuts with you. I just got one, but judging by, let's see how he does with you. Yeah. I might have him come over here. Did anybody else want any? I was like, oh, I'm probably going to get. You guys could just start off.
Starting point is 00:42:15 If I get a cut out. You want to cut? You want to cut. Everyone gets a cut. People, like Oprah, you get a cut. You get a cut. You get to the cut.
Starting point is 00:42:22 You get to the level of. Barber where you are doing house calls, you're fucking good. Yeah. I feel like, yeah, it's just, you know, I play golf with a guy that was doing, like, a lot of NBA guys' haircuts, like Chris Paul and all those guys, $500, $600 per haircut. There you go. So that's, if you ask me, you're not, just like shape a lot. No, but to me, you're paying more for the service of them.
Starting point is 00:42:43 Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they know you got it. They know you got it. It's like you're paying more for food that's coming through door-hast and if you're picking it up. 50 bucks. If I'm giving you 500 bucks for an haircut, you ain't getting a tip. You build that in.
Starting point is 00:42:55 Go ahead and build that in. They turn the thing around at the end. You know, the barista turns it around. It's like 5, 10, 20%. I will say the one thing, I mean, you mentioned that, you know, you lived here eight years,
Starting point is 00:43:06 you don't know your barber. But like, the one thing that I do say that's really cool to come back is like the food spots that we used to have at our disposal. Oh, yeah. That, like, I really don't feel like we took, I think maybe we took it for granted a little bit.
Starting point is 00:43:18 Like, I'm not saying that the Jupiter food scene's not good because I think it is actually really good and it continues to, like, grow. And there's, like, more restaurants going into West Palm and Jupiter. But, like, L.A's different, dude. It's got everything you want. Like, we had tacos the first night, bro. It was like, where'd you get the tacos?
Starting point is 00:43:35 The gardens of Tegas. Hey, closed on Tuesdays. Yeah. I like Vito's so much that I went and picked it up just because I wanted to go. I respected that. I look. It looks good. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:43:46 Oh, it's beautiful. Just the way you want. Same people. We should eat on those tables, the ones where you would pull the chair out and you hear the Creek on the concrete. They were. That's how you were at Vito. This is the best.
Starting point is 00:43:56 Vito was stoked to see him. He came up behind me, put his arm around me. I looked good. I told him he looked good. He looked the same. He asked how Luca was. How's Luca? Bessie, that's the one thing I will say with you holding down the, you know,
Starting point is 00:44:10 holding it down out here is enjoy that food because I will say as much as we love Jupiter. I miss the food scene big, big time. I'm big on the sushi here and it's like known for the sushi. Yep. What's your sushi spot here? I mean, I got like 12 of them. Dude, I live on, he's feeling himself. They call it sushi road.
Starting point is 00:44:27 You live on sushi row? I live on sushi road. That checks out. Is that what it's called? There's like 300 sushi spots. Isn't that, isn't that a sushi, the one that Rocks locks locks used to go all the time to? That who?
Starting point is 00:44:40 What's the guy who did the food reviews? Rick Locke. Rick Locks? Oh, he went to Shibuya. Shibuya. Did you go there? Shibuya. Really?
Starting point is 00:44:49 Where did you take me? That's where we went for the first. episode about this sports. When I came here cuts you to Wisconsin We went and got sushi one time
Starting point is 00:44:56 Oh we went to sugarfish A classic Well that's what we had The house either night Is that right? I think so Yeah all the boxes You ordered like a shrimp
Starting point is 00:45:05 Well of course I did I don't think that's That doesn't sound like where we went I would have to think I can picture the place But I don't know I remember you came And we went to that dive bar
Starting point is 00:45:15 On these beanery Boney's beanery Oh Fun bar Yeah That was that was OG days, baby. We went, we met at the pink taco.
Starting point is 00:45:23 I met you at the pink taco. I met you at the pink taco literally 15 minutes before close. Up until yesterday. Yeah. And we were staying open for 40 minutes. You had to order, you ordered four beers for each of us. And I got there. There were four beers.
Starting point is 00:45:38 It's like, why there's somebody's like they closed in 10 minutes. I was like, thank God. I, thank God we met like up here. Like, what did I do this for? F and I were just getting after we had like Miller lights on the table. Was that Barney's beanery? No. Did Barney's beanery after?
Starting point is 00:45:50 I think. Parties Binary don't close early. Pink Taco fell off. Oh, really? Yeah, they're done, right? Yeah, pink taco sucks, man. Yeah. Well, no, but I'm saying back then, this was years ago.
Starting point is 00:46:01 Years ago, yeah. This is the first time I came. This is when I came for... We played Pelican Hill. And then we went to... Is that the first time I came is when we filmed? I don't think... Had to be.
Starting point is 00:46:12 I feel like I came... It did me and Bob versus you. I feel like I came one time, and we just played like Wilshire. That was another time. That was a different. That was before. With Bouchemie we played. No, we played with our boy Eric Levine.
Starting point is 00:46:26 Oh, I think it's chill, man. Yeah, that's right, Eric Levine. I like it out here, but Chab, I almost killed him. Or was you, you came with me with Bouchemy out there to work? We did almost kill Eric. It's the most embarrassing moment of my life. I almost killed Eric Levine on the T-Bod. You did.
Starting point is 00:46:40 You weren't there. It was before he flew to quail. I hit a T-shot. It was a par three at quail. I hit a T-shot. It hit the T-marker, and it flew over his head and onto the street. It was the most, it was the worst. It was a rifle.
Starting point is 00:46:51 And he didn't care. The worst part, James, was I was standing right there. But no one was filming it. It was like. Bob loves watching bad things happen. But it was like, you know what? It was no big deal, man. It was like the ball.
Starting point is 00:47:06 It was no big deal, bro. You heard two noises. Like the ball hit the club and then not a half second later. You heard the ping of it hitting the T-mark. It was like, ping, ping. And it went out. Back in January, I'm playing at DeBelle. And it was like kind of cold.
Starting point is 00:47:18 That was like an early morning round. It was like, you know, we have jackets on. and stuff. And my game is just terrible. It's terrible. And actually, I was using the freewood that you gave me Bob. It's your fault. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:30 Yeah, it's your fault. And so I go on the T-box, I'm at the blue T-markers, and the white T-markers, maybe, I mean, six yards in front of me, right? So I go to T-off, and I just tow it. And it ricochets off the white T-marker in front of me 45 degrees to the left, and just like thumps, hits this lady in the stomach.
Starting point is 00:47:57 And I mean, this is... This is in a split second. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It was...
Starting point is 00:48:06 And so I dropped my club and, like, I'm like, oh, my God. Like, I'm so sorry. Oh, my God. Like, are you okay? Like, I'm freaking out. Oh, my God. Did she collapse? No, she just stood there.
Starting point is 00:48:16 She took it. She had this padded jacket on. She took it? She had, you know, she had, like, a padded jacket on, like a padden she playing with her husband. Yeah, or, yeah, she's playing with her husband. And she and the husband are there. And she's, like, doubled over. And I'm, like, I'd drop my club.
Starting point is 00:48:30 Oh, my God. Are you okay? And she's like, yeah, just like, give me, I don't know how damage that could. She did she file a lawsuit? No, she was, like, a really good sport about it. I mean, Joe, it was such a. Ladies got no gallbladder now, Bob. No, but, but listen.
Starting point is 00:48:47 How did you hit your neck? the ball and then hit the plate from there. He drove his cart right behind to get the camera in view. Yeah. This is a random amount of camera. You are playing with her? Yeah. So you had to continue to go the whole round?
Starting point is 00:49:01 Oh. What was there? This is like the third hole. You play 18 with her? Yeah. I thought she was on another hole. I bet she didn't stand in front of you the rest of the day, did she? How did you hit the next shot?
Starting point is 00:49:22 I picked up on that hole. I didn't finish the next hole. that hole. I picked up. And the next T-box, go to you off, I'm like, hey, like, maybe stand back. Like, you have a helmet. Do you want to, like, protect yourself? Take some cover. So, she was a good sport about it. So, Fess, didn't you say when the ball hit her?
Starting point is 00:49:36 She just went, ho! I did not realize she was in your, he's his playing partner. She was, like, where the hot tub is. I was going to say, if I'm Tee-in-off towards the camera and she's with a hot tub. So it went that, so it hit the chair. and then went there. Oh, man. It was such a freak occurrence.
Starting point is 00:49:59 And that's why she couldn't be that mad at me because, like, I couldn't do that on purpose. Was it just a cold shank? Like, they go direct. No, no, it was, it ricocheted off the T-marker. But the T-marketers to the right. No, no, it was, like, directly, or let's see what the habit day is. White T-marketer.
Starting point is 00:50:17 So you were lined up on the right side of the bottom. How did it hit? Yeah. What did you do to make in there? I hit it off the toe. To-shank. What are we doing it? Yeah, toe shank, sure.
Starting point is 00:50:26 A little toe shanky. Hey, I'm going to change my line for Augusta on the four-man's scrambler. I think we're actually going to go higher with him. He comes back and there's a plaque down. It's like, this is weird. I'm fed to get the marker. It's a shank. Sure.
Starting point is 00:50:40 All right, fine. You know what? Let's not get hung up on semantics here. Let's not get hung up on the jargon of what is and is not. I've been getting mad. What? How old were they? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:50:51 Forties. Oh, okay. I didn't know if there's like it. Yeah. No, she was such a good. sport about it and we were cracking jokes by the next hole like it was the husband say anything dude it was quit hitting my wife yeah you like you can't get that mad like it was a freak accident oh man thank god we continue this pod dude like like knowing you though oh i felt awful oh i was gonna say
Starting point is 00:51:13 like that next hole like if you needed to hit a three wood i don't see you changing off the three wood no no i screw that three wood is that so honestly like if you if that next if that next if that next No, I went with the hybrid. I went with the hybrid. I sacrificed the yard. What a story. Just the thought of the who, give me the who.
Starting point is 00:51:34 He just loves when people get hurt, like, get hurt. Bob loves that shit. Because he's not even talking about the story. He's just imagining the noise that came out of her. You're insane. You are sicko.
Starting point is 00:51:46 If I was at that round. Yeah, he would have. Luckily, she's wearing that jacket. The Patagonia or whatever was. She was wearing a bulletproof vest. If it wasn't for the Kevlar, you know That happened on the fourth And then you guys
Starting point is 00:51:59 It was the fourth hole So you picked up on the fourth And then you played the fifth Correct And then there's an answer Yeah I would have like have the yeah See ya Thank you like take your hat off
Starting point is 00:52:08 And shake hands Well I'm not a quitter Yeah Yeah but you are Yeah Maybe at least call it after nine Yeah No no offense
Starting point is 00:52:15 Yeah All right Featherson thank you for coming on That was fucking awesome dude None of this is admissible in court We're gonna Sure hope not Just go
Starting point is 00:52:23 crush the He allegedly did that. Allegedly. We love you. We appreciate you guys. Fezzi. Thanks for coming on. Just a true beauty.
Starting point is 00:52:33 The Nantucket native. Let's go eat dinner. It's going to be a great dinner. It's going to be a great dinner. Let's do it.

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