Bob Does Sports Podcast - Bob Does Good Good
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By the way, who ordered the McDonald's last night?
Was that ticket?
Or was that for it?
Did you have McDonald's last night?
I had some.
How much, what did you have?
Some fries.
That's it?
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back.
Boys and girls, happy to be here.
You got the whole gang here.
Bob DeSports, Good Good Week, taking place now.
We do have a lot to discuss.
We've had a lot that we've recently filmed, so a lot to dive into.
The boys are here.
The boys are firing.
It's been a damn good week so far.
A couple of vids already in.
A lot more to go throughout the week.
But before anything, from more of a Bobda's sports standpoint, possibly not to hype it up too much,
but possibly the video of the year for us.
Josh Allen, Sam Darnold, as well as Kyle Allen.
Unbelievable.
Probably one of the more fun videos I think that we have ever had.
I know that was a that was a fun day that from start to finish it was a long day it was a fun day
um yeah that that's gonna that's gonna get wild it's gonna get wild real quick those boys bring
the action early and often and um i don't even think like the like some of the best parts
of the day i don't even think unfortunately we don't have on camera because the aftermath of the
golf was to me the most epic part of the day
We went to a super nice restaurant in Newport.
It was Dana Point.
It was a Waldorf Astoria Michael Mina bourbon steak.
And they had like this separate area for us table of what six was it?
Yeah, and like the back.
And things got rowdy.
Yeah, they did.
Really, really rowdy.
It was wild.
I'll tell you this.
Me sharing a porterhouse with Josh Allen, it was a career moment for me.
That'll go down for me as one of the.
That's a little bit.
I made it.
There was one bite left and Bob grabs it on his fort and just,
he's like,
Josh,
you got another piece of the porterhouse.
And he just reaches over and just bites it up.
He like airplane did it into his mouth.
That dinner was on those,
yeah,
those guys were amazing and that dinner was one of the all time dinners,
I think.
Also, too,
I think one of the better like just collabs of just two guys really enjoying
each other's company,
like for me.
One of the rarest that you never would have found.
and it was there, the Jet and Sam Darnold,
being as cool as they are,
is probably the best connection I've seen.
I'm a Niners fan now.
Whoa.
Dude, Sam Donald was the man.
He was the man.
We had a good time.
That dinner,
I'm telling you,
there's certain moments like throughout since we started
where we like are like that fucking time.
Like we always go back to like Oxford or like one of the challenges or whatever.
And now it's like the dinner.
Yeah.
It was a big time dinner.
There were so many things.
And I think, like, they really rolled off the red carpet.
I guess they came.
One of the managers came and knew Josh.
So they sent us a bunch of, A, they sent us out, like, in a moose, boosh, like,
trio of items.
And Perez, I was like, isn't even going to touch this.
That of Moose Boosh.
I don't usually touch things that sound like that.
And he ate it and liked it so much.
He requested another one.
In all my time of working in a restaurant, I've never heard someone request an extra
a Moose Boosh that was given as a compliment.
I've never heard of an amusement.
Yeah, what's, I didn't know what that was.
This guy, he says terms that only
is over. And like, you'd have to be like in the
hospitality or like, you know, doing that all the time
to know. And a moose bush is, is normally
like something that's given complimentary from the chef
that predetermines the appetizer plate.
So it's normally like small little bites or little
little, you know, confections that they would put
together. And they obviously did it as a gesture
but Perez asked for another one
and they brought,
God bless him,
they brought out another one,
but I've never seen Perez eat something like that.
Like,
there was saviche,
there was caviar,
and Josh was like,
try it,
try it.
And all it took was Josh telling Perez to try it
and he devoured.
Yeah,
and maybe the 12 drinks that I had
could have played a roll into it too.
The funniest part to me
was halfway through the meal,
we had this unbelievable truffle bread,
which was,
It's so good.
We started it off.
But halfway through the meal, we're sauced.
And I guess one of the busboys from the table behind us comes by with his full clear.
Like, keep in mind, he's got plates and everything.
And Perez sees him walking by.
He goes, excuse me, excuse me, sir, yeah, those rolls right there?
Yeah, you could just leave those on the table.
And the guy looked mortified.
I don't blame him.
He looked mortified.
And the whole table erupted in sheer laughter.
and he goes,
um,
sir,
I can bring you some new ones.
Proceeded to bring us all dinner plates.
After our dinner,
they had to bring bread plates after.
Yes.
Yes.
The guy looked so confused.
It was like,
oh,
no,
no,
no,
no, those,
those holes are there?
Yeah,
you just sleep about it.
It was dessert.
They brought out the bread for dessert.
Yeah,
I thought they were giving us dessert,
but then they brought out,
they gave out little like,
popcorn.
What, popcorn.
Oh,
the popcorn.
Caramel popcorn.
We're sitting there just tossing popcorn
and people,
mouth. Well, no, Bob started it. Bob goes, he goes to Kyle, he goes, Kyle, give me a toss.
And Kyle tosses it across the table and we get a good, and Bob catches it. We're like,
whoa, we're like Kyle. Looks like you're going to be one. And so then what happens, Bob then goes,
come on, everybody give me around. Give me a round. Give it mind, this is a high end restaurant.
And so everybody from me to then Kyle Allen to Sam to Perez to Josh Allen start flicking popcorn at his
face and the chef I guess
at this time decides to come out
to like check in on the table and be like
gentlemen I'm the head chef how is everything
and Bob's got his head like
this because he didn't realize the chef's there
hit me with one more here with one
more and he's going like this and I'm like
mortified just watching
the chefs just like what kind
of an absolute rucket
is going on here it was
out of control the
there's popcorn ever fuck me up dots
oh yeah I was all
One man.
I was just us acting that way.
We would have been kicked out of that restaurant.
Oh, God.
I don't think there's any doubt about that.
It was outrageous.
If somebody,
if you'd been to fly on the wall watching us,
there were,
people were walking by like,
don't have too much fun here, guys.
It would just walk out.
Flies on walls are people sitting at their table.
A nice, like,
dinner on, like,
what was that?
Saturday night.
It was a nice Saturday night dinner.
They probably planned for months.
Five feet away from us is,
or fry from them.
Yeah.
Yeah,
I will say,
like a anniversary
a lot of times
when we're sitting at dinner,
like I will take a moment
and just kind of look around the restaurant
because we really are one of the loudest groups
of all time.
And then you put a,
you know,
when we have beer and liquor in us,
then it even ramps up.
But at the same time, too,
those guys were getting after it so much
that it kind of gave us to go ahead
to really let it fly.
But to be in a Waldorf Astoria.
Yeah.
Michael Meena restaurant.
Yeah.
And to have.
NFL quarterbacks throwing
popcorn at my
face in a Waldorf Astoria
was...
Josh tossed your cup and you're like, Josh, you're better than this.
Yeah, he under threw me
and then he overthrew me.
Oh, God.
That was a wild one.
I look forward to that one coming out,
but I actually think
that their game plan
going into it and they really did
stuck to it. They wanted to get us
hammered and they did
fast.
It worked.
You guys got blasted like five, six holes in.
Well, they had, they came up, they had a game that they all play.
We don't have to, like a drinking game that they introduced.
You could say it.
Well, I mean, we could say it'll probably be in the, in the video.
But they, um, they got you guys.
Yeah.
It happened between, I think it was between four and five.
And it was just like all of a sudden, you guys are drinking, drinking.
And then boom, like, everything's hand.
You're playing good golf.
Yeah, I've never, I've never chugged a transfusion.
Yeah.
I've never chugged.
It was, it was, it was bizarre.
And it wasn't a
transfusion with tequila
Yeah, it was a transfusion with tequila
And you'll see the game
They had us pretty much play a game
Where if you put the drink in your right hand
You say the word buffalo
And then you have to chug the drink
And I kept putting it in my right hand
I've never chugged a drink
And instantly been drunk
Like the second that went down
I just felt my face just
I was drunk at that moment
It was bad
It was but I do think that it was a good game plan
We were playing
out of our minds.
Like we were playing really good golf.
And then it just was like the next minute
Jet looks at me and he's like,
you're sauced.
I was like, yeah, that's confirmed.
That was absolutely.
But I think the thing is,
is that those guys are so chill
and just such good dudes.
Like that you just, it was like playing,
you know,
it was like we had played with them
a hundred times before.
The vibes were so good that, you know,
you didn't really even care.
You just let it fly.
It was so fun.
He also, he's,
I mean,
they're all pretty solid,
but he can murder
the ball off the team. Yeah. He was hitting bombs. We all got some pop. Yeah. Yeah. Like even with the iron
shots like they would take big divvits and the ball just launches. It was pretty impressive pot too.
Yep. Garnel was dialed in with the flat sticks. Yeah, a lot of time these videos too, you know pretty
quick into it what you're going to be getting. I mean, yeah, there's been some videos that kind of
ramp up as you go. But this one we just knew kind of right out of the gate even warming up with them
and whatnot. Like we just knew that it was going to be a real good.
good one. Plus, at the same time, too, it had been a long time in the coming. We've been talking about
doing that, doing that for a long time. Yeah, and the golf started well. I think that got the
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Now, I mean, we went right from that to now we're in Palm Springs and it's like five days
of just, you know, collabing with the good, good guys and two days in, it's already, I mean,
it's crazy the traction that these guys bring.
I mean, we were, we were in a golf store and, and, and,
And the golf owner comes and goes,
you're the good, good guys?
And President, well, no, we're not.
He is.
And I guess they had the, Perez,
they have it playing in the background.
Like, they had Good Good on the TV.
And he calls his son.
And the kid comes flying into the store to, like,
meet with Stephen was just like,
the people love these guys, man.
They really do.
Take it.
It's unbelievable.
Are you vaping?
I can't.
I can't.
right now.
This guy is a wild,
wild individual.
Trying not to blow it into the camera.
Yeah, but you're making a scene back.
He's blowing it.
Pillows of smoke.
We have video, like,
mid-filming where you, like, pan the camera,
you just see, like, a cloud of smoke.
Yeah.
In the thing.
That's tick.
Behind the lens and in the smoke.
With the big ticket.
When you're getting ready to hit your shot
and you look to the green,
you just see the flag stick,
and then you just see smoke.
Just in the air.
He just got to try.
I don't change for nobody, Bob.
Yeah, that didn't fall in down.
How about you, yesterday, he had a pose where he was on the green and he was on one knee and the other leg was up like he was a back catcher.
Yeah, well, he knew the guy in first was stealing.
That's what you called the Joe Mower.
Ticket shows him.
Joe Mauer.
That's a great name.
That's a real thing.
You want to talk about a name.
Joe Mauer.
That's one that like gets you going.
Like when you think of a random name.
Pride of Minnesota.
Yeah, football and basketball.
He should be a commentator on a news network.
Joe Maurer?
Joe Maurer?
Like a political commentator or a sports commentator?
No, he's a nightly guy.
Yeah, it's like, it's like nightly news with Joe Maurer.
See a Lesterholt.
Him and Justin Moreno played 20 years together on the same team.
They never left each other.
They had some special teams.
Never.
Great regular seasons.
Great fantasy baseball.
Swept in three.
Yeah.
Another thing to discuss that I believe we're going to be doing
today, which usually we like to do this during the end of the trip, but we're going to be doing
it kind of in the beginning of the trip and just kind of take it from there. But we're in talks
to have the good good guys do a food challenge with us. We're talking a cheeseburger challenge,
which again, I'd really like to do that on the back end. It's just not working out that way to
where I think we're just going to have to power through it. To see these guys come kind of like
to our side of things of like how we do things like we're going to be doing a major.
with them, which will be great, which is like right up their alley, for us, the eating challenges
to see the good, good guys do it with us.
I think will be hysterical.
At the same time, I don't know, like, I'd love to see them fully commit.
I think so much of it.
I don't think they realize how brutal these things are, you know what I mean?
The shit's a gauntlet, man.
And I, I, Garrett was on the phone last day.
And he's like, you know, we're up for it.
We did, you know, a speed challenge before.
we had a couple big meals and the fellas were feeling sick.
I'm like,
having a couple meals of Chipotle before you do a speed challenge is not the same.
It's just a different beast and it's,
listen,
I think the video will do amazing.
I think it'll be incredible,
but I don't think they realize what they're in for.
Because we mentally,
like when we did the Taco Challenge,
for example,
or the hot dog,
like mentally like going into it,
you're prepping for an all-out blood bath.
It's just,
It's a different beast, man.
And Perez, that was the first one you did with us, right?
The Taco Challenge was the first food challenge that you did?
I think it was.
We did the wheel challenge, but that wasn't like that.
That was drinking, but the food was the first.
And it's an eye-opener, man.
It's not easy.
It's going to be interesting.
Yeah, yeah, really will.
Again, if they commit, which I think they will, I'm just talking to Garrett.
I do think that they will commit.
What I don't think they really realize that we think
about and look, they're younger to where maybe they could just bounce back faster is that next day,
like if we do it today and then we wake up tomorrow, we are going to want absolutely nothing
to do with film.
I mean, it just takes everything out of it.
Sluggish, you're exhausted.
And listen, I'm excited to see how it goes down.
And I think the way that we were going to do it too is that instead of doing a total goal
like we would normally do, obviously there's a lot of different factors into it now,
instead of doing a total goal,
I think what we decided on,
four cheese burgers
saves you a stroke,
to where we pretty much do us for them.
We're going to have to take one of their guys.
Yeah.
And usually they would be given the strokes,
but I do think that we get house a lot more.
I think,
yeah,
I think we handicapped well on the burger side.
Right.
Which kind of evens it out.
Which I think does even it out.
So yeah,
you're going to have to,
you have to eat some burgers.
It's not like,
all right,
you've got to finish 60 burgers.
per team. It's like kind of up to you.
The more burgers you eat, the better score you're going to get.
Yep. Do you want to win? If you don't want to win, then, you know, goes through and have
burger to, or you power through some burgers and get that dub.
After seeing Bob eat 18 tacos, I don't doubt that we are going to crush this.
I just, we're going to want to win. There's no doubt about it.
Yeah, I think I'm going to just dominate these cheeseburgers. I really do. I feel good about
that but I think we almost I'd be curious I mean you said it yesterday Joe which I think is a good
number we kind of need a magic number of how many we think we should put down I said 10 I think
like 48 to 50 burgers for a team of four is is is is where we should be aiming for 12 yeah like
12 burgers a guy I think is is right in line so if you the team that wins by every four
strokes more than the other team is one stroke off every four cheese burgers stroke
So we're going to have to be counting it as we go.
So we have an idea.
So you need to really, if you want to get three or four strokes,
you got to out burger them by eight, 12.
That's what I'm saying.
If we eat 40 eat burgers,
that's 12 strokes.
And, you know,
it should be burgers on that hole.
Yeah.
So before you finish out on the hole,
you have to have that many burgers.
It's not like you realize that,
you know,
you finish a hole.
You know,
like shit,
we missed a butt.
Oh,
we need to eat a bunch of burgers.
If you,
if you miss,
if four of you miss a birdie put,
you need to go eat,
and come back.
Oh, is that the way
that what are you doing
know of a good approach?
But are you going to have to eat the burgers
before the,
you put out?
That's right.
Yes.
I think that's good.
Yeah,
I like that.
You might eat 48 burgers
on the first hole,
but.
Thanks, Jett.
That's not you.
Not you.
I'm saying in general.
Like,
it might just keep going
and go.
So, Perez,
can you see them going to get a stroke
and you two then go back
to your cart before you finish put now?
Crush four burgers?
He's going to one up on.
him right in the eye.
He's going to burger for burger.
Who's going to fold?
And he just sit there eating four burgers.
He's just like,
I ain't softened.
There's more guys eating burgers than putting.
Yeah.
It's just, we're not going to get off whole one.
It's just a burger challenge.
Yeah, it's a burger challenge.
Yeah, it's a burger challenge.
That does add a whole.
There's going to be a lot of different factors.
Strategic.
And yeah.
So if we do it,
if we do it on a per hole basis,
that definitely does change things.
And I think what Jets said is true, too.
I mean, you would think we would have to,
strokes-wise, if we want to even try and get
three strokes out of them,
we're going to have to put down a hole.
It's not like we're going to get like six strokes.
The three strokes would be 12 burgers.
Yeah, that's 12 burgers.
I mean, we would have to...
To burgers more than them.
Yeah.
Well, how many do you think that they will realistically eat?
Oh, I have no idea.
So you're saying if you, FP, if they shoot a bogey,
if you shoot a bogey and they shoot a par
and you eat 12 burgers and they eat eight on the hole.
We're even.
The only reason I feel confident,
Bobby made a comment yesterday where he said,
I don't eat that much.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Swollen over-e.
Can't overeat.
The young man is in for a rude awakening.
Sounds tight.
Yeah, absolutely.
We have to break it to you,
but welcome to the show.
The Fattest Channel America.
It's a stare at McDonald's that we ordered at one in the morning after a full meal.
Yeah, that is crazy.
He was prepping.
He were prepping, press.
Some guys want them.
I don't eat cheese burgers.
That's true.
Well, Perez will do hamburger.
That's a good point, though, is like we're not doing steakhouse burgers.
We're doing the McDonald's cheese burgers.
The McDonald's cheese burgers, which I think comes into play.
Yeah, I agree.
The only thing is that I was thinking about, it's just the buns that are really going to get you.
Like, if it was just the meat patty is fine, you could put down a hundred a load.
You guys ate 18, you ate 18 tacos.
Bob did.
So you can probably do 20.
Like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
No, no, I'm not saying you're going to.
I'm just saying like the equivalent, they're smaller than tacos and they're less, they're not going to like,
stick in your chest.
They're about the same size.
The bread's going to stick right here.
The bread is a lot.
I think that one, I think that one cheeseburger will absolutely hit harder and be more filling than one taco.
I would agree with that.
Not by a lot, but I do agree.
I would agree with more.
You don't think so with two buns.
Just because the bun.
The bun, but the burger, it's not a big, like if you look at the McDonald's cheese, they're not,
big. The tacos
Yeah, I do think they're
more than a taco for sure. I'd be curious
what a McDonald's cheeseburger the calories are
300 calories. I looked it up last night. And what do you think one taco is
from Taco Bell? It's probably like
280 around the same. Yeah, actually
if it was only 300, maybe, I don't think
you're right about the bread. The bread
is a problem. That's what's going to hit you. Yeah,
like the taco, I would think that like chest pains mid
taco challenge? Like those tacos like
swinging around in your body? Like, it
It was not easy.
They're sharp.
People said a lot and it was true.
I actually did get taco drunk to where like I actually was like drunk off.
I really was like I was very giddy.
Like I couldn't stop it.
I had a lot of sour cream in my system.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Tomatoes and amongst other things.
That is a rice and meat.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Tickets can hate me because I don't eat cheeseburgers and I don't eat mustard.
I don't eat ketchup.
You're going to have to order 20.
Oh, you mean?
because I'm the guy running up a dog.
Yeah.
I mean, look, maybe we just, hey and Tick,
Tick, don't forget to get something for yourself too, right?
Yeah, get a little apple pie for Tick.
For Binyam.
It was a huge,
Jarn judgment that we didn't get
a couple extra tacos for me and you.
So I think I'll be getting at least
maybe an extra 10 for me.
Jesus, Dick.
How many should we always got to eat?
No, you're good.
If we had taken one of these challenges,
Ticket could absolutely.
Tick or would have a house.
Ticket.
Eight of us.
Well, let's not forget.
We get the Hots off challenge.
We should get 120.
I each think 12, Joe, you were saying 12, 12 times eight is 96.
96.
I'm thinking 120.
120 to be safe.
You think it's.
Yo, we got Tick, Tick.
We got to film this McDonald's run.
Yes.
They're going to hate you.
You might almost want to call.
You have to go inside.
You can't sit in the drive-thru and wait on that.
Yeah, you might almost want to call the brain.
beforehand and just let them know.
But now that we're doing it all,
the whole day is just us, we might all
be able to go. We might need to hit two
McDonald's at once. One guy gets 60
at one spot. Another guy gets
60 at another. Probably not about it.
We might have to like a... Let's call it corporate.
Yeah, you might want to call the branch beforehand
just a no recording enough. Let me tweet at McDonald's
please. Do you remember that guy,
who was that guy, and this is going to be another one
where I just named random people you've never heard of?
Epic Mealtime. Yes. Yes.
You remember he used to do this.
He would go to the fucking drive-thru.
He would be like, let me get 7,000 cheeseburgers.
And they'd be like, what the fuck?
And then he would just like go around, get him,
and make the most ridiculous food of all time.
Yeah, they are going to hate us.
I mean, that's, that's tough to where the two-separound McDonald's thing is not a crazy.
Like, I bet you, how many cheeseburgers do you think McDonald's branch will sell in a date?
I bet you this is the equivalent of how many they would sell in an entire day.
Well, after you guys, after you guys.
Cheeseburgers?
Oh.
After you guys.
You know all different types of burgers, though.
Probably, probably within maybe a couple hours.
After, how many people with the cheese burgers?
You think they sell more than 120 burgers in a few hours?
Cheeseburgers, keep in mind.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
Yeah, I'm thinking people are ordering all different types of burgers, nuggets, quarter pounders, just cheeseburgers.
They got people rolling in though all day.
Do you remember?
I don't think in a few hours, but I think by the day, I think it's definitely over.
After the Taco Challenge, Taco Bell stonks went through the roof.
You guys are like, you guys are moving the needle for McDonald's here.
Do we know that's true?
Well, people, via comments, we knew.
Via comments.
Everybody was like, yeah, I'm getting Taco Bell now.
We did, we had to search for a thrift store challenge yesterday.
And we, I found the coolest golf ball of all time.
It was a Callaway golf ball with Taco Bell logos all over it.
And I sent a picture of it to the group chat and shout out Ferg, our Callaway rep.
and he got back to us
and I was like the perfect golf ball does not exist
and then I put the picture of the Taco Ball golf ball
and apparently they did
for the waste management
they had like a deal with Taco Bell years ago
and they specially made those balls
and now they're so hot on the market
that they're selling $100 a pop.
They were.
That's unbelievable.
Taco Bell man, they move the needle.
It's without a doubt.
I wonder how they sell.
feels my waistline.
I wonder how they sell on their breakfast items.
Talk about it?
Yeah.
They have good breakfast items.
They do, huh?
They do the crunch wrap, but a breakfast one.
See, I would give that a go.
You know why I know they're not doing well?
What is that?
It's because they brought Pete Davidson in, which is what happens when people are unwell,
they start dating Pete Davidson.
Oh, that's a shot of Pete Davidson.
Bob loves Pete Davidson.
I think we'd agree.
I like him, too, but I love Pete Davidson.
But that's not like stable times of your life.
Do you date B Davidson?
The breakfast crunch rep is very good.
And then they also have like these donuts that they sell in the morning, Bob.
They're like a little mini donuts.
Don't sugar-coated.
They're fucking amazing.
And you can dunk them in icing.
It's unbelievable.
I haven't tried their breakfast and I haven't tried Wendy's.
Oh, Wendy's is fantastic.
Really?
I would say the Wendy's potatoes, Bob.
Yes, it's the wedges, right?
Correct.
They're crispy. Those breakfast potatoes, in my opinion, and I've been around.
Those breakfast potatoes are better than any potato and fast food no matter the time of day.
Wow.
Those breakfast potatoes are better than McDonald's fries.
No.
Yes, they are.
Whoa.
Yes, they are.
Now, I don't know, so I'm asking.
But that, that is a big, big.
Bob, you like home fries?
These are like the closest thing to like.
I love it.
I trust.
You love it.
I trust them.
Go now.
No, we're doing it.
doing a cheeseburger challenge in a few hours.
We can go tomorrow.
I want to give that a go.
I don't remember when I went,
I called you,
this was about a year and a half ago.
I was going to golf in like,
I don't know,
Orange County or something.
I went to Wendy's before and I said,
Bob,
I just had these home fry wedge breakfast potatoes.
They are so up your alley.
They're one of the best breakfast things ever had.
Now,
they're not better than McDonald's fries.
That's a big, big statement.
In my opinion,
in my opinion,
You stand by?
McDonald's French fries.
I stand by it.
McDonald's French fries are goaded in my opinion, but those wedges, Bob, you got to get your hands on them.
Wow.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, Joe's just fall into the propaganda of Big Potato.
Hey, and that's a popular place.
Do you not love McDonald's French fries?
Fucking sheep.
Yeah, no, I love them.
I had them at two in the morning last night.
But if I could have had one of these breakfast potatoes, that's what I would have gotten.
Yeah, they're really funny.
They also have a chicken biscuit with a honey butter that is to die for.
You know, just back to the challenges.
One challenge that people mentioned, someone who mentioned it the other day,
and I do think we got to revisit again because we didn't accomplish it
and be so funny to do it with Perez just to do a fireball challenge.
Unless the fireball, they've been talking to me.
They are all on board.
You guys got care packages coming.
Do it?
Yeah, we do.
You got fireball care packages because they're going to love that.
And I tell you what, these guys are right up our alley.
They would be so thrilled to run it back.
Yeah.
We could do a whole...
I think we have to.
We didn't complete it.
I think we missed the put to hit our score.
Yeah.
And also, too, we haven't done...
I mean, we did the wheel challenge,
but just like a pure through-and-through drinking challenge with Perez,
we haven't done, which I think is definitely a must.
I will say this.
Perez, we did this the other day because Fireball sent a time.
of shit to me. I brought a bunch of the fireball shots with us to the to the match with Josh
Allen and the boys. Perez was absolutely so on top of it. He said throw the bottles in the ice
and chill them and it absolutely, it tastes night and day. It's such a heads up way. Every liquid
is better cold. Not coffee. Some people would argue with you on that. I would argue with you on that. But I,
but I, but that makes you like ice. I mean, I do love an ice coffee, but I think I got me the largest
ice coffee ever yesterday.
You like those. You like those ice coffee.
Have you tried the pistachio cream cold?
Isn't that what it is? Tell you something. I taught them about that.
That shit is next level. They keep
running out now. I go to Starbucks and they're like
we're sold out. I can't think of anything.
You think of anything that's better. A better
liquid that you drink is better warm.
Damn. It's so simple, but it's fine.
Tea. Tea. Tea. It's refreshing.
Ice tea. I don't drink hot.
It doesn't reconcile. It doesn't reconcile.
To me, like, a liquid should be cold, should be refreshing.
I don't get warm beverages.
What do you mean it doesn't reconcile?
Like hot chocolate.
You don't like hot chocolate?
I don't get it.
You don't like it?
No.
I don't, I can't sit something warm.
Cold chocolate?
I can't, like, wrap my head around drinking something hot.
Like that, like, it's like the antithesis of, like, why I'm drinking.
I'm drinking to, like, get refreshment.
Yeah, that makes sense.
I mean, cold is refreshing.
It is most basic essence.
The reason to drink is to satisfy your thirst, to want to thirst.
I think that.
That happens cold.
I would agree.
Or it's hot sake.
Hot sake.
You know what?
Cold sake is pretty fucking good, man.
It's just fine also.
I love soccer.
Chilled cold sake is hard to beat.
Oh,
Sochi bombs.
Socky bomb.
I do hate that we're doing this so early in the trip.
I'm like as we're sitting here,
I'm thinking about it.
It's going to be,
it's going to suck when you woke me up about this podcast.
Fair enough.
But you come on full bore now.
Fair enough.
Yeah, put a bathing suit on.
Yeah, I do.
The bathing suit and a t-shirt on a hat.
You can brush my hair.
Oh, man.
Not to brush my teeth, hard to say.
The hat is absolutely fire.
That's a fire hat.
That's a fire hat.
Chat out on Newport, baby.
Yeah.
You're a Newport guy.
I'm a Newport guy.
I'm an East Coast guy, but I'm a Newport guy too.
To the point where I think if you ever moved down here, you just go straight to Newport.
You know, I happen to love the course we played with Josh and them.
bunch as we love going to Pelican.
Monarch is awesome.
It's a lot of fun, man.
That is such a fun course.
There's good vibes there for sure.
Yeah.
And especially, too, like, we took the carts because we were filming, but they have the scooters.
They have those like surfboards segways, oh, which are so fun.
Remember we played there and we were actually driving them and it was just a disaster?
They're harder to drive than they're not easy to drive.
The like motorcycle ones or the golf board?
No, the golf boards are hard.
Even I think the motorcycle was kind of hard.
The scooters, yeah, but the golf boards are tough.
It's like a lean situation.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The scooters are sick.
Especially with some beverages.
I wouldn't want to get on.
The golf bag goes right on the scooter.
Yeah.
They're fun, man.
I'm a big Twilight Time guy.
You play Monarch.
That third hole, golden hour.
That's what I could.
Good good setup.
Everything has been Twilight time.
Yeah.
So we're getting everything in the afternoon.
We're able to get videos in.
And then, you know, I think we've done a pretty good job of working in.
each side's videos, changing it up a little bit of what we each want to do to where
I think by the time it's all done, we're going to come out here with a real good amount.
And I think just the cross-promotion on each channel too, it just helps both sides so much.
And that's why it's been good working with them is just we both benefit off each other and we enjoy working with them.
Like it really is.
It's fun.
I feel like we know them pretty well to this point to where even when we saw them for the first day the other day, the vibe is pretty high right out of the gate.
helps everyone.
And that new up-and-coming duo, that Cutsi-Quan duo.
Cutsi-Quan duo is a special.
Did you watch the Fed?
I watched some of it, but even on the course, it was like,
damn, this Cutsi-Quan combo is something.
Yeah, it could be something there.
They'll call us Kwanzy.
And it's canceled.
That's such a good thing going.
I don't know.
I'm trying to integrate the two names.
But no, he's a lot of fun.
And not to be.
mention a hell of a fucking golfer.
Yeah, he's very good. Short game's
really good. Oh, Cutsi don't
let's let's see you. Cutsi hit a
sweeper yesterday from about 25
feet. It was also non-existent for five
holes, but yes. Doesn't matter, man. I feel
like as long as I make my mark at some
point in the video, that's all I need. Just at one
moment. All right, boys.
Well, look, I know it's a short pod, but we got a
big, big one ahead of us today. We're going to go
film with them now. Actually, do like a little par three
action, and then the grand
finale, the main event.
Cheeseburger slash hamburger challenge is going to be a dozy.
Do you think, I think it could be the most viewed video we ever have when it's,
if it's, if we really do this the right way with them on board, I think this could do
massive.
Yeah, it could catch Micromania, I think.
Stonkey.
I watch it once a week.
Do you still?
I'm trying to get that thing profitable, man.
You actually know the names.
Oh, yeah.
Don't do it.
I've got the micro.
I love that guy.
I fucking love that guy.
Give me one more.
I love that guy.
You got one more?
Yeah, I mean, I got plenty of them.
Wait, how many do you know?
I got Disco Don.
I got a little sweet.
Little sweet.
I got psycho.
Micro Jackson.
25 cents.
Micro Jackson.
Smaller Michael Jackson, as you imagine.
Flying Ryan.
The little show.
25 cent.
25 cents.
There was one.
Oh,
um,
Micro Tiger.
Mian.
There's a little chief howl and,
a little chola.
What the that?
I love them.
I love them.
I love that shit.
The fact,
Bob,
that you didn't know how to just,
just all you did to do is just hit the,
hit the canvas for the one,
two,
three count.
There was so,
there was so much going on.
Oh,
dude,
to watch Jet,
like,
running around the ring.
If you haven't seen this video, which you probably haven't.
Put the link in the comic.
Go all the way down on the list of videos.
We should hide your link in the pub.
Bob reft a micro wrestling.
Was it a whole match?
Was it a match or was it the whole night?
It was the championship match.
Just one match, the championship match.
It's a watch.
I would say it's a watch.
Go take a look at it.
The whole place.
Can we hypermuch?
erupted in a chant that said
Bob sucks dick
I don't know
I think it was screaming it from the rafters
I look outside from the ring
and Ticket and our buddy Teddy are there watching us
and tickets at the table and ticket
is standing up though
the loud is in the room
Bob sucks dick
Bob sucks and he's like yelling it at me
like he's like I would I would not
I would have been furious if I was in the crowd
it was brutal but then yeah you would think that
I thought ticket
and Ted would be the one guys,
and tickets probably the loudest just pointing at me.
It's all an opportunity, and I pounsel in it.
It's a crowd theory.
You know, when you get caught up.
Yeah.
All right.
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