Bob Does Sports Podcast - Bob Does Sports Crew Talks Jake Paul Fight, DJ Khaled, and Waste Management Weekend!

Episode Date: March 8, 2023

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By the way, we got the guy. I never want to be the guy if you have changes inside just to address it. But you are going stunners. And that's okay, because Jets done that move before. You're going stunners. It's how I feel right now. Okay. It's such a powerful.

I should do it every single time. Once you get by that initial somebody asking you and then you're clear and then you're good. Sometimes I were. Some say you could just let it go and not ask people about it. But that's not here or there. Yeah. I don't ask. I'm like, damn, that's fire.

I should have done it. The thing is, it's like, here's the thing is that you see sometimes people wear sunglasses in, like, public places, like, in an airport or whatever, and you're like, that looks good. And then when you do it, you feel like an asshole. And, like, everybody looks at you, like, I've tried to do it. And then I get, like, what are you doing? Or Perez will just look at me like, wearing those right now? I think it's cool now. It used to be back in the day, people would give you shit for it.

It's only cool at court side. I think that's the only place is cool. Yes, courtsides. Court side's cool. But sometimes, like, some people have, like, if you see, like, Money Maeweather has, like, the indoor. shades where like they're they're a lighter tint i don't know they're so expensive indoor shade there's indoor shades they're like a lighter tint of like yeah shade like a like a like almost like a blue or like a gray or like real expensive ones yeah i think i got pretty clear with you

in scott's tale we were like going somewhere and you get a nice shirt on nice t-shirt and you wearing those sunglasses and i was like um it's dark outside and it was like it was to the red carpet yeah it's uh you know you don't need to do that i had the glasses on in pres look at me he's like you're wearing those I was like, should I not be? And he's like, I look at it. I go, I wish you wouldn't. I was like, should I not be?

And he's like, just, just throwing out there. You probably don't want to wear those. So I was like, geez, I took them off so fast. I got, I got ripped on because I had a, it's a nice shirt, but I was wearing the, the blue shirt that says the word purple. It's like one of those. Yeah, I got, I got ripped. And I should.

I mean, you like to wear those baggear shirts now. That's like your thing. Yeah. Like the oversized shirt. I know. I know exactly who you're going for. The Justin Bieber? No,

I was going to call it the Jake Paul. The Jake Paul. It's not, no, it's not bad. Speaking of which. If I would wear that, I would look like a, you know, a balloon. The thing is I like wearing a big shirt to wear if you eat, like, a lot of times if I have, like, a tighter shirt. That's fair. A shirt that fits perfect.

I, hey, look, you don't have to explain it to me. Bob's going to come into a steak dinner wearing a moo-moo next. You know, just eat as much as he can. so you can't tell. Only one of them is undefeating boxes. That's not that going for you. Oh, yeah. Fair.

That's true. That I will say, I mean, we talked a little bit about it on the Berlin show, but, like, that fight was actually a really good fight. I don't know how many of that Jake Paul fight you saw. It actually happened to be, say what you want about the guy. The fight was actually. He held his own, but, I mean, I didn't get to watch it, but, I mean, he did knock the guy down. I didn't get to watch an entirety, I should say.

I was on the golf. of course I was watching like snippets of it and I didn't know until actually Mikey sent the like compilation of like the punches I didn't realize that he had like double the jabs and punches he tweeted uh every time someone threw a punch Mikey V Mikey V he's on he was on the Jake Paul he can beat up Jake Paul grind I believe so which I don't I think there's something to be said to be a trained boxer by the way oh yeah but like Mikey V's a big dude and I listen Mikey Vee I love you But I don't know if he's beating Jake. Maybe with the training.

No. Was that part of the stipulation? The thing that was amazing with Jake, look, I think the guy is, he can be obnoxious. But what's pretty amazing is he was just getting ripped in the face time and time again. He has such a tough chin. He wouldn't bleed.

Yeah. He was getting, I mean, he was taking big shots? Yeah, just constantly. And he didn't bleed. He just, it was amazing. Yeah. I like Jake Paul.

He's also got stamina. Like you he's in good shape Like he's not like He's not a joke like These guys are like They're good at what they do They know what they're doing for as much shit As like people give him

And like they're obnoxious this or that They're playing a smart game They know what they're doing And like he's on the flight home He's like doing like he's making that joke And like it's like of course And it's like he's just laughing in the bank And it's like good for him

He said the reason he lost was As a joke was because Drake bet like 400K on him By the way The Tick has a mic now I just want to make everybody Oh Oh, there's a mic in the top. Prove it.

Prove it. Prove it. Just tell us. Prove it. Prove it. Happy to be here. I think the tick is going to drop some mega bars throughout the time he has the mic. Not, not, I'm saying it might not all be today, but over the time.

The tick has a lot to offer. I feel a little uncomfortable. Yeah. My first time. First time, long time. You're behind the camera. And behind the camera. Behind the lens with the ticket.

Ticket. Can you pull up that picture? sure that video of a panther getting his teeth queen to the dentist. Not that dentist. Different panther. Yeah, that one right there. Someone would say I'm a physical comedian.

So without the camera on me? You know the best is when we'll play with like a pro or we'll play with somebody or even like when we film with Christian Kirk like you could tell when tickets starting to catch his stride and like he'll walk by the green and he'll have like the camera in one hand and then he'll start talking to the brodie.

He gets him going. He did it with Homa. Max, something about that shot right there. What did you say to Homa? And I was like, oh, Tickets on one. Tick was Chad when I was asking him about what age he had that shot put in the bag. Oh, yeah. He's a nice flop shot.

And Tick has the best line of the entire day after we finished with Homa when we were in the clubhouse having lunch. Ticket drops the line of all lines. But he goes, so are you a, what's the Griffith Park? No, he goes, Will Sin her heart. So I got to ask. We've all been waiting to know. Yeah. The magical question, Wilson or Hardy.

And everybody just cracked up. Very LA specific joke. It's a SoCal humor. Tick had the good moment with Homa. You got, I'm not lucky. I feel like with you, it always happens like this.

No, not like that. You were talking to Homa, and he's like, yeah, my mom lives out. And he's, he named like the town you grew up in. And you're like, oh, shit. And like, once you open the door,

once you like open the door for the tick, He'll just start talking. And, uh, yeah. And, uh, yeah. Like South Carolina. Yeah. And he also, he's got, he's, it's like he's got plugs everywhere. So you can, you can name, you could be like, yeah, you can be like,

yeah, you can be like, oh, me and Derek Jeter go way back. Yeah, I can find a way to connect with anybody. Yeah, exactly. Oh, you're from Boeson, Montana. I remember guy, I got stuck there one time. Yeah. I got stuck there. I'm saying that's a lot.

It's a charming town. It's a good skill to have. Oh. Because I don't have that skill. And I, you do like at airports or wherever, you'll talk to whoever. and it's impressive. But yeah, but at the same time, too,

yeah, Ticket will no matter what, even if he's not feeling it, if Jess doesn't want to have the conversation, he's not getting into the conversation. Yeah, you'll know right away if he wants to have the conversation or not, and if not,

he will not leave that door. What trip was it we were on? And Jet was, I think it was in Arizona. It was a match with Perez and Butsy, and it had been like a long week, and Jet was not feeling it. I go, Jet, you're,

you're okay? He's like, yeah, I just don't want to fucking be here right now. And I was like, Yeah, Jet does that. Remember that? I almost got the albatross and then Jet was going to dust. Jet will turn to me like second nine in like a match and be like,

I need you to bury these guys. The video over like we'll tie after nine and like for the good of the video like we got to do a playoff and figure this thing out. And Jet's like, I think you just call it a tie. Fuck it. Nobody gives a shit. It's like no, Jet, you just don't want to film anymore. We got to figure this match out.

That's true. Let's do a chip off and get the fuck out of you. Yeah, exactly what I do. Do you ever wonder why we don't do sudden death holes after matches? Yeah. It's because of the joke. He just sees more work on folding before his eyes. Those are long fucking days.

So at the end of two nights, like in the heat and then, you know, it's a lot. It's also, too, when he starts to slash with the camera and he just, like, when he brings it down a little bit and he just kind of, like, hold it like this. When he starts using that bar, like, when he's like, oh. Like you spend it, just holding the camera. What's the bar sits here? It's like, yeah, he's done. Yeah, I've tried things. Like, you try and, like, say something just like, I'm going.

And I know, and then I'm just like, just leave him alone. Just don't say anything. Just let him go. There's nothing you're going to say to. Pretty spot on. To break a moment. You remember we were on the conference call ticket the other day? And I heard you laugh as the call was ending.

And I was laughing too. We were on a conference call. And the call was so clearly done. It was with, like, our different sponsors and whatnot that we do. weekly. The call was so clearly done, but people were kind of going back and forth. And Jet pretty much was just like, all right, okay, we done here? Like, he didn't say it, but remember, and you started laughing. You said something that pretty much inferred like, he's a busy man. I don't think I said it up. I wasn't like, yo, are we done here? It was like,

no, but you know what I'm talking about. Yeah, but the thing is like we're pretty like, we were done. Exactly. Like we're 100%. Listen, right. He was right. He wasn't wrong. I don't have time for like the, the work ban the water cooler talk, you know? Like, we got a job to do. We do, you know, we're pretty focused. And when the conversation's over, the conversation's over. Chad even said before he's like, why do like people say to me, like, they message me and they're like, just confirm me in this day.

He's like, just tell me the fucking day. Like, just don't even. I just, I'm very, it's very straightforward. Like, I think people sometimes take it the wrong way because like it's just very blunt. But the truth is, it's like, it's just question answer, question answer. Like, I'm not, it's not like, I don't know. Like, I don't. We never want Judge to change.

Because it would be weird if you did. Well, some people, some people require the softness around questions. Yeah. And it takes a while to realize that, like, Jet doesn't want any of that. But I'll ask him the question and tell them what you need. And that's it. It's not like, hey, Jed, how's your day going? Like, the fuck my day.

Like, what do you mean? What do you mean? What do you got? On the real is family, Jeff. Yeah. On another note. No, we're family. Wow.

Binyaman. Wow. Family. You guys are the closest. You were, of course, family. Bob, I had to tell you love us. Yeah, I love you guys. Wow.

That was nice. I put him on the spot. Take a clip it. He's going to cut that. I was like, I love you guys. And I was like, don't let him cut that. Well, I'd call him. I'd be like, I love you, Jet.

And just silence is like, okay, goodbye. But at the same time, he always turns to me. He says, you know if the show ended tomorrow. I'm never going to see any of you guys. Not one of you ever. Jet wants to go to Wickenburg and never see him in the person. I'll know, there would be like three places I'll check. You'll either be at Quail.

He'll be at Wickenberg. Or he'll be like in one of those condos that's half built on Quintero. Oh dude, we rolled we rolled by. I'm like the 12th hole of Quintero. We were in the car ticket. We rolled by we saw I thought it was a house. Yeah. And I was like, oh Perez, could you imagine just living here like middle of fucking nowhere like

the 11th pole contours like you in a rattlesnake. And he's like, bro, those are condos. He's like you don't want to live in a condo out here. No, that would be like the like, it's the most countering of thing in the world. I was like, I'm going to move out 30 minutes from the nearest grocery store in a condo. Yeah. And like have neighbors. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't know. I'd also go back into town if you're going to get a fucking condo. It looked like a nice house. Yeah. Even when we were going to Estrea for the, also known as Estrella. I can't see it. It's amazing. You get it

right every time. For the, um, for the breezy. There was like one house the whole way. It was like all desert and there was just like one house sitting there on the way. And I was like, Damn, that looks nice. Pres like, that's a condo. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, as you may or may not know, the Bob Dasports team have partnered with the fine folks over at Draft Kings. College basketball season is here and better than ever. Download the Draft Kings app today.

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I was going to say that right out of the gate, the fact that Perez made it home from the waste management, the fact that by the time we got out of there and it was a fucking blast, the breezy was great. It was a blast. By the time we got out of there. We left on Saturday. We were ready to get the fuck out.

Perez, the fact that he kept going and then I would call to check in with him and he had like 20 different things going on and was with the different people. I'm getting DMs like, hey, like I just saw Perez. I saw him on his feet. He was with Mansell on Saturday on the 16th hole. I did more in that 48 hours when you guys weren't there

than I did for the first 10 days. That's a shit. I heard it. It's just, it's just, when you're just one guy floating in the wind, you can just do everything. It's like you don't have to coordinate with anyone. It's simple. It's like, you just like, hey, do you want to do this, buddy?

I'm like, I'm going to do this. And then you go do it. It's not like, hey, well, I got these other guys. And I just did everything. Are we allowed? Is it true? You ended up at the Kansas City Chiefs after party? That's right.

That's like, that's like mythical. Like, that's just, that's like a story that like you can say forever. That's all the whole team. It was so minor to him. He didn't even mention it. Somebody else was like, oh, yeah, we were there. So I had this guy. I had nothing.

nothing left at this point. But the Chiefs won the Super Bowl, we had linked up with Chris Pearson, who's his manager agent, I'm not exactly sure. Kelsey, right? I can't forget. Yeah, Travis Kelsey's guy. I texted him, and we had been in touch all week because we were trying to coordinate, but he had a big group.

I'd have a big group, it was tough, and I was like, hey, like, big game, like, congratulations, there's only one champ or whatever. I don't even what the fuck I said, and he's like, thanks to me. He's like, we're... That's a tough one. There's only one job. Yeah.

I can't even fucking know that already. It's actually. And that's huge. There's fucking 52 of them, asshole. But, um, so he's like, well, we rented this place out. Like, do you have any interest in going? And I'm like, damn. Like, I was just trying to like, be nice.

Got to do it. And say, congrats. Like, when am I going to go to a fucking winning, Super Bowl winning, like, team after they had rented this whole place out? And, um, I got like, um, I got Chris from Arc End and great guy. Great guy. Great guy. Where is Chris? Where is Chris?

Where's Chris? Guys, you guess is good as mine. Him and like, that's his name. Yeah, his IG. Damn, guy. Come on. Where's Chris? Underscore.

Yeah. Him and like four or five of the, the arc end girls. He's like Mr. He's like pit bull. He's everywhere. But they like, they like, like when you guys left on Saturday, like they got me in on the, I'm going to get buried for this. On the playboy party at the W.

You have me the table. And I got Cody and all those guys. What the fuck? You were everywhere. John. They had done that, so I was like, I need to hit them up and, like, bring him this party. So, yeah, dog. I took, like, a shot with Mahomes' dad and, like, met some of his buddies.

I was in, like, went into Mahomes. Like, every player had a table in this place. And I was, like, hanging out in Mahones' table. I was hanging out over in Travis's table. I was just, like, Bryce Butler was there. The first person I saw. So we were driving. And then Big Wave came.

I invited, like, I just started inviting. I like, it then became Perez's party. Usually I did. The last few nights I got into these parties, like barely on my own. Yeah. And then invited the whole town. What is like an after party? Our guys.

Yeah. You were the guy that Dustin Johnson did to you. That's right. Oh. Yeah. Oh, no. That's right. So I barely got invited to these parties.

And then I told me everyone I knew to tell me. to say my name at the door. And you know what? It fucking worked. It worked. I got a dozen people into the Playboy party. I barely got in. And then I got Big Wave.

Big Wave showed up at the chief to after party. Told him he was there with Pearson. They brought him to Pearson. Pearson had no idea who he was. And he goes, oh, I'm buddies with Perez. He's like, oh, yeah, you're good. He's over there. Yeah.

It's just like, all good. What is it a Super Bowl after? Are guys giving speeches? They weren't there? No, it was just like, I think, was it Ray Shmurda? Swali and Ray Shmurder? No, it's Swayley. Oh, I like Shweeley. I love Swetley.

What are they called? Ray Shremmered. Way Shremard. For you. You think about Bobby Shmurder. Yeah. The Manikin Challenge. Yeah.

There was DJ. Black Beatles in the city. Exactly. There was DJ. they were there performing, but like the players got in like super late. Like I think Mahomes and Kelsey were only there for like an hour before the place closed. And I was there for like three. I called Perez in the morning and I'm talking to him and he was supposed to be at the Airbnb.

And it was an Airbnb for maybe 10 people that we were in with. And it was going to be just his just for the night. And I called him in the morning and I hear dogs barking. I'm like Perez. Those dogs? He's like, yeah, man. He's like, I slept at COVID. Cody's house. I'm like, Mansell's friend? He's like, yeah. He's like, I'm here right now.

Great guy, by the way. Great guy. He was tremendous. He's the man. Looks like he threw a hell of a Super Bowl party, too. That's, that spread was unreal. It was unbelievable. So I slept at the Airbnb the last night, but I had nowhere to go for the final night, which I at some point drunkenly in our Saturday, like excursion mentioned to him. And he goes, I was like, I'm just going to get some bullshit or Adele. I don't know what I'm going to do. He's like, you know what you're going to do. You're going to stay at my place. What a guy. What's like he reiterated multiple times to the night. But he was he reiterated multiple times to tonight but we were progressively drunker every time we talked about it so I don't

think he expected me when I texted him at like 1045 being like hey man like I'm here am I so cool to crash at your spot tomorrow and he's like his answers were like yeah like very short and I was like I cool well I got to be out of this Airbnb be at 11 so I beat your place at 11 15 and I just stayed his house I felt I mean are those dogs he was super like he's the man like his buddies came over we were all like So we just sat in silence for hours because we were all just so hung over. Yeah, he's got this massive TV room, but it was like, I just went and like laid amongst his friends. Who I met the day before and no one was home.

Basically was a mayor of Godstale. It was ridiculous. It was ridiculous. You were at the 16th hole all Saturday? That's correct. That's unbelievable. We shifted over to, there was a bottled blonde tent on 18 Fairway. What did you not do is the question.

Chase, you know, Chase Rice, Country City? Yeah. His tour bus was parked out in front of Cody's house all week. So it's hanging out with him and skis. Skies. You have those skis.

I love skis. Yeah, that was a weird, weird, weird 48 hours. Did you fucking climb, uh, fuck, why am I blinking on the place in Arizona? What's the... A Cam Black Mountain? No, where does everybody go in Arizona? See, now with the bits just the...

We were... We were... No, we're close to Sedona. When we saw skis. What are you talking about? It's the famous. the famous thing in Arizona The Grand Canyon?

The Grand Canyon. I see I fucked that out. That's all right. That's in a lot of places. No, I did not go to the Grand Canyon. When me and Jed have always loved skis, technically he's a rapper,

right? Yeah, he's like a country. He's like a singer. No, he's not a rapper. He's like a singer. He's a country singer? Yeah.

He's a singer. He's a singer. He's everything. He's of this guy, Mike Stud. And we love him. Yeah. And we saw him at Riviera.

And I had the most, like, I mean, like, I wasn't nonchalant at, like, he came out of the Porter John. And I saw him and I was like, skis. And then Jack comes out and I just screamed, Jed. I'm like, Jet, I was like, it's skis. And I just screamed it. One of the all time.

Is he like a really famous singer right now? No, he's up and coming, but he's under, by the way, it's just Mike now. And he's under. He's awful Mike Stud? Yeah, he's just Mike. And he goes, I thought Ticka was going to say that. Mike Stud was a baller when we were in college. Yeah, there we go.

For Duke, University. version. Yeah, exactly right. He was a pitcher. Exactly right. Yeah. He came to West Virginia and he used to sing all the time and he was party. He was a great guy. Wait, wait, wait. See, yeah. Tickets like, oh, West Virginia. Oh, you mean Mike Stud? West Virginia. Yeah, we burned a couch together. He just goes by Mike now, though. That's what I just said. Yeah. Yeah. So you saw him perform? I saw him perform numerous times. That checks out. Yeah. That checks out. I met him at Cody's house. He's wearing... She was there? Swear to God. And he was wearing his... I think he normally wears a white wife beater. Oh, it's the bad.

This thing, he had written... He had made it into a Travis Kelsey jersey. Hold on. And I had no idea who this guy was. This is Mike? Oh, skis. Oh, yes. Which I was super fucked up because his buddy was with him

who was wearing a skis chief's jersey. So I thought that was skis. But this guy comes up to me and he's like... He's like... He's like, bro. like bro he's like he's like good to finally meet you bro he's like he's like you and i've been trying to link up for a long time and i'm like yeah dog like i know and i'm like i've never he was like and i went to cody i was like who the fuck he's like oh it's skis and i was like

i'm gonna need more than that and i felt fucking terrible and skis it's not it's like i'm just not plugged into this shit it's not on him it's on me plus you were on like five day bender like to your credits allegedly and he was he was so crazy i had no idea what the guy was because he was like, I don't have any money. Oh, Cody, like, you got to buy my shirt. He doesn't. I mean, when he walks away, I was like, Cody, I believe him. Like, he does.

He came into a Ford of Chief's jersey. And it was like this whole thing. Like, I had no idea that this guy was who he was. Did I tell you I met G. Ezy too? Swear to God. Swear to God. I had no clue who that was.

I had no clue who that was. Yeah. I didn't know who G. I have no idea of G. These guys were all at Cody's? Can you, I mean, you could tell him how brutal of, like, there was nothing in common. Tough. There was nothing there.

So I was at, I think it was Friday night, I was at this party at Maya or some shit. And this guy was like, do you want to, I think that's right. He's like, do you want to go, do you want me Jeezie? And I was like, all right, all my context clues in life leave me believe that that's a rapper. I was like, sure, I'm in on that. So he takes me around this place, pulls me like, I step over a couch and I'm like next to a guy. I'm next to a guy that's next to Jeezzie. Then I'm just standing there, Biden.

And I'm fucked up. And I'm like, all right, how do I do this? Like, go I go around this guy? And the guy between us knew who, like, knew who we were and was like, what's up to? He's like, love you shit? Like, whatever. I was like, oh, dope. Like right on.

He's like, you want to meet Jeasy? I was like, yeah, show me Jeasy. And so he turns to you, jeezie. And I guess that's his friend. He was like, he's like, geez, like, this is my boy Perez. Like, did him and his boys do like this funny ass YouTube golf shit? Like, you guys should link up and do a video. So my assumption is that the man plays golf.

What else would we have done? So I was talking poana. I was like, what's up, man? I was like, so you're golf for two? And he's like, nah, man. And I was like, I had, I literally had nothing. I go, right on, right on. I was like, this don't fucking party.

He's like, yeah. And like, he just turns away. He had, I got nothing. Was he tall as hell? Very tall. Yeah, that's all I had a black leather jacket on. He had an earring. I remember that.

And he probably had the nicest fate of all time. He looked good. He's got great hair. I was blasted. By the way, back. skis and Mike have some bangers together oh they're so i mean there's why do i not know these guys formerly mike stud and now he goes by mike they're so good and you know what too he owns like he's got a hair he's kind of got like a mullet situation going on he does like he's very independent he

doesn't know i not know these guys maybe that's maybe mike is who i think skis is no you know you got it right. Mike probably wasn't there to be. Did I not fanboy over skis? He did, and it was incredible. Of all people's best, we got such a great event. I saw you even put his stuff on your stories. He's a legend. And I didn't know who he was, but you looked so happy to be in the picture.

You're like, beaming. It was a good moment for us. Jack came out and I just, I was just like, Chad. And he just said, I'm like, it's skis. Yeah, it was. He actually told me to hit him up when I was in town. He might be here. Oh, no, yeah.

I think he's here right now. He wants to, yeah. You want to hang out of him? I would. Yeah. I told him, I was like, oh, you live in L.A. I'm out there. He's like, no, I live in Nashville.

I was like, I'm just swinging and missing. Bob, who do you think you would, I think I'd have to be like Jeter or Yankee would be the biggest fanboy over if you met them in public? Who would be like your number one? Like, I think it's got to be somebody like larger than life. Like, like, oh, man, that's good. It would be like Billy Joel? Yeah, that would hit me. But Billy Joel would hit me pretty.

Tiger. Surely. Yeah, like, that's like a larger than like. Oprah. Oprah. Not as much. You know what's crazy to me?

I met her. She was staying at the hotel, actually. Yeah, yeah. You know what's crazy? As Perez told me today, if he had one guy to pick to be on Bob DeS Sports. Let him guess.

Oh, I know. DJ Callet. 100%. Is that your number one? I said Tiger. I'll tell you one. I said it's Tiger. Calid's rising up the race.

He said he would take that. He said he would take DJ Callin. DJ Khaled over anyone. If someone said, No, no, that Tiger, not Tiger. No,

of course. But someone's like Rory Maceroy or DJ Khalid tomorrow. I think I'd go to D. No, you would not. If I saw DJ Callie,

if DJ Call- you're a golfer, you would definitely go with MacGallad right now and this vacuum's a golfing. We don't know how long that's going to be the case. We don't know how long that's going to be the case.

Yeah. We have to. If Cali not, can you imagine a bond showing D. That was really good. Imagine DJ Cald rolling up to Moore Park.

Oh, he gets on, listen, listen. He gets on Canyon crest. He looks to you in the eye and he goes, let's go golf. And me my driver. He pull up in like a Bentley golf cart. He's a guy. He's a fucking cognac. His thing, it's like, it is a bit yet at the same time.

I don't think it is. Oh, it's a bit. I don't know. I wonder if he's lost to a degree. But he's, like, one of these guys he might he's probably a genius like you know i think some of that is him but yeah he he knows exactly what he's fucking hysterical when his kid hit that golf shot he was he's like he's like your mother's gonna come out like he was terrified

please stop your mother he's like i don't want to talk i don't want to you're both gonna get in trouble we had a car ride in in arizona one of our trips for an hour we just talked about DJ Khalid moments from all the way back in the day. There's so many. When he gets lost out in Miami on the jet ski. He's like, he's like, I don't know if we're going to make it. And he goes, when the, when the paparazzi asked him, he goes, how many, how many, uh, don't do your head?

How many Mick chickens could you finish or something? And he looked at him and he's just like, don't ever disrespect yourself. I love him so much. I love him so much. He's so fun. The best is. saw he was with Mark Wahlberg he's with whoever

he wants. The best is when his wife is working out and she's like boxing with the trainer and she actually snapped on him and he's just like honey honey honey honey honey honey and then finally she just stopped she like throws her gloves down she's like Callad shut the fuck up!

It's unreal. I don't know when he had his kid his kid Assad and everything was about Assad's like King Assad he's the best man. He just She was on the cover of his album that came out that new. Yeah. I think the name of the album was Assad probably.

Now it's called God did is his new album. Of course it is. Would you fly to Russia tomorrow to film with DJ Cal? Not Russia anywhere else. Anywhere else. Yeah. But the Ukraine. How about Kenya, Africa?

Russia and Ukraine. What about Kenya, Africa? Yeah. Yeah. What's from? Kenya's nice. How about Pittsburgh? Anyways.

Yeah. Start seeing. Oh, God. DJ Collard was doing, though, he was doing the... Who would be your number one? Well, Caled is rising up the ranks. I mean, for me, like, I said Michael Jordan the last time we asked about, but that's like too...

It's too much. I would have to think of like... What do you mean too much? No, like, that's obvious. It's classic, like, MJ. But back to DJ Callet, his new thing was when he would do the whole, like, they don't believe in us. Not new.

It's always been his thing. He's like, I just, like, he finds it so unbelievable. It breaks my heart. There are people out there. They don't believe it. Start tearing up. It's like it breaks my heart. It breaks my heart.

That people will never... He goes, God did. You will never find a guy with a more like pronounced like beard. Like that line, it looks like it's stencils. You're getting a shape up every day. Oh, I should. Yeah.

You've got a good little shape up there too. Yeah. You just hit him up today? Yeah, the thing with Q like we were saying, no, he, I really do. I really think he does a good job. Ticket even mentioned to me. He's like, you were there for a long time. You're in the chair with him.

For a long time. What do you mean? Like how long is a long time? Over an hour? An hour? For a guy's cut? What is he doing? And there's not much to cut.

You know what it is? I think he, I think he enjoys cutting hair so much and I appreciate it. But it's just like at some point. Maybe he just enjoys your company. Maybe he enjoys anyone's company. Well, also too, I think, and it's a big thing with the barber for me is like, there's got to be this thing of like, like, I love being on the phone like when I'm on.

There's got to be a time. of like talking where you guys are talking catching up and then shut it down for it yeah and then bring it back up and that's what we do really well we'll talk talk talk shut it down for 10 minutes back up talk and it's a beautiful does Q know about like like pop culture do you ever like ask him if he's seen videos and it's like do you like bring up like Q have you seen the new like like would you ever bring DJ Khalid golf up to Q have you like you like what do you think of Khaled with the golf He asks like what we're doing.

He has fans like message him, like different things like when I come in and stuff like that. And he gets a kick out. Like what did they say to him? He showed me some of the DMs of what they say, like cue your God and like stuff like that. And he's like doing the Lord's work. Yeah. I think that's where you went wrong, Bob, was the first time you went in there. You threw him on the content.

It excited him. He had fans. He were cracking him up. You were talking him up. Then he expects that every time. Price goes up too. He's clear. Price went out.

I'm going up. I see your subscribers. Yesterday's price. It's a certified. It's a 70 piece. 70 before 10? No, that's include. That's all in.

But you do get the beard too. That's nice. Well, I guess then if he's charging you 70, you might as well take the full hour. It's a dollar per hair. Oh, no. And that's why he's got the mic.

On the mic. That's a bar. But it's a long. I mean, it's a long. It's too long. But I mean, look. How often do you go in? Not often.

Once every, like, month. I used to go once every three weeks. I haven't got my hair cut in a long time. Well, you got to let that. We want you to let that flow. Let's see the back, Joey Day. Well, the what? Just the back.

The cabbage is starting to pop. It's starting to pop. Yeah, I'm starting to get that, like, hockey hair. That's what I'm going for. That's what we want. I will never grow as long as Perez's because it suits him, but I don't know if I could pull that off. You have the, but I would, I would definitely have, like, you used to have longer hair.

Like, what is that call? No, it's called like Twin Peaks or something. When you cold it to cheddar, I thought it was amazing. Oh, he's got back cheddar. Back cheddar. Yeah. Yeah, it is. You got some lettuce.

Oh, yeah. But it's like, it's like, it's different. What's that? Lax lettuce. Is that a thing? Yeah. You would never, you would never. Oh, yeah, yeah.

That's there. I can now. Yeah. What would be the cost? What would be the cost of somebody said tomorrow you had to cut your hair out? One DJ. Calid video. Oh, a DJ college video for your hair.

I actually think, he's thinking about it. We played for Perez's hair. Are we talking like... I actually think as much as you love DJ Khalid, I don't think you would do it. Yeah, I think you underestimate how much I like DJ Calid. How long does that... Like to him or like a buzz? Like to me? I would do it for...

How long? I was talking more of a buzz. Oh, buzz is ridiculous. How long does that take to go out? I want DJ Khalid and... And another one time. And I would. And I would do it for... And I want Josh Allen and a compensatory new draft to be named later. How long does that hair take? How long does it take to grow that? It's going to be a high one.

Huh? I'm going to try one more time. Go ahead. How long does it take you to get from normal length to where you're at now? My hair grows pretty quick, but I don't know. It's been a long time. That's like two years. I would think to get from a buzz cut.

Oh, yeah. That's two years. At least two years to this. cuttina really like cuttie with flow will be a step but i think you're gonna like like another two months of that will be money and then you can just like trim it up yeah i'll trim it like barry melrose with by the way a lot of like curl in the back that's some good hair all the way yeah he's got great hair need that you know what um well actually forget it go ahead you sure no positive no no positive no positive say it um i've said to you before though joe you'll have like when it's time for you to do

the salt and pepper you'll crush the salt and pepper look yeah you will You think so? 100% I'm already getting grazed man. Somebody messaged It's okay though They're like you got grades

That's obnoxious What a dog I was like I'm not a spring chicken I know I got great I've actually embraced the grades But you first It'll look good I will say you picked it or something

Yeah I I I will say when you first get Like when you first get A first couple of grades You're like what the It's kind of weird But then like after a while

It just becomes assimilated into what you have And it's just normal out I think it's gonna look good I think so I really do Yeah I really just A jet jet

I saw him with some facial hair on a call where we hadn't seen him and like, listen, let me tell you something. If you, if you catch me with facial hair, shit's gone back. I'm telling me, if you might not like,

I'm saying, but you're going to shave. Exactly. If you catch me like with facial, which every like month or every once, every so often you'll see it, like ask me how I'm doing. Because I'm telling,

like I don't, that's like when, when, if you catch me with facial hair, it means I'm stressed. You know who else I think about that, Bob, who recently had facial hair and then shaved it right away? I wonder if, in the golf world. I wonder if you would get this.

You got it. I know it. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Had facial hair and shaved it right away? He had it for like 10 seconds. Like, had it for a millisecond. The King of Dallas. Oh, no.

Oh, Garrett Clark. Yeah. He did. He had a man. People said something, and he like, he did like a story. He did a story. Shaved my facial hair. He's like, real?

He's like, really? Good. It was like red. It looked good. It looked good. He was like a stud. There was no like gradual. He just posted full beers and it like a five o'clock shadow goatee or like a beard.

And then all of a sudden he's like, fish hair's gone. Best ever was take it take it in the Airbnb when he came out with the stash. And he's like with like the bubby stash, which I did was terrible. But Bob was like, I don't know if it's too. We were way too close to a school for you to look like that. I just look like melted ice cream whenever I should. shave my face.

And there's a documented photo with Rick Shields to prove it. It's out there somewhere. So I thought maybe I'd keep a stash and I quickly realized that was the wrong decision. Thanks to Bob. I was like, I don't know if it's for you. He came back into the living room.

And nothing happened and it was gone. And he was like, hey, what's up, guys? It was bang, bang, bang, bang. And he was out. I taught Garrett Clark what was possible. It can go that quick. Oh, man. Same trip that we actually ordered Godfather's pizza,

maybe five nights in a row. Yeah, we did. And it banged everything. Every single night. We paid their rent for January or whatever month it was. That place looked like a bomb hit it. You went inside? No, the Airbnb.

Remember when Rick Shields was coming by? Yeah. And then Perez was like, guys, we should probably clean up. I was like, what? Perez wants to clean up. Do you remember that? Look, I would have. Oh, dude.

I would have cleaned up this. We should have, we should, first off, we should cleaned up for ourselves. Yes, I agree. Not disagreeing. That is true. And we should clean up for anyone that's coming in that place. But when do we do that? But I think the conversation was just like, look, do we get, we got to give Shields the authentic experience.

And it was just like, you know what? Don't touch anything. Don't touch anything. There was also an excuse for us to not have to clean. We're like, look, this is Bob's a sports. I think we like, you know, I think we were going to clean into it. You're like, look, Rick, we were going to clean for. We're going to be ourselves.

We're relatable. We actually messed some shit up before you got here. Just took some potato chips. We had shit everywhere. Dude, there was so. That was the fattest trip we've had. Without a doubt. It wasn't even close.

By the time we left, there was 43 pizza boxes on that counter. We had to, like, get a new recycling bin. We called the same. I ordered bagels and I got jet like a bagel and a hash brown. And I gave it to me, he's like, why are you doing this to me? Why? Why? Like, we got a.

stop at something. It was wild. The best was in Arizona when waking up to when Perez went out and we always leaving Perez went out and we woke up and they were like McDonald's chicken nuggets like laid across the counter Joe was it not? I thought it was a meal

for two. It was it was a large fries. It was a large fry that was after that it was like there were nuggets around. You ordered three large fries. I didn't order three large fries. I eat two of them. I eat of them and I left the third out thinking somebody

wake up in the morning and maybe want some of these. I also got let in was that, no. One night showtime let me into the Airbnb at 5.45. I didn't need this. It was like I couldn't. There was a four digit code and I was looking at my phone

and trying to put the code in and it would like time out. I just couldn't get four digits. Showtime. Showtime just comes here. Beeping, beeping. Showtime comes. out around the corner, opens the door, and I'm just like, I didn't need to see anybody right now. It was 545.

I was like, just, I don't have anything to talk about. I'm going to go to bed. You know what I ordered? I like that. In that trip, which actually banged really good, and I never order it was White Castle. White Castle's underrated. Yeah, there's just, there's so. It's so.

It's so few of them now. There's really not many. I don't think there's any in LA at all. I don't think so. I order Jack in the box. They got good fries. Jack in the box stinks. Sunday night.

First time. last time. Yeah. Not good. Well, you got to know what to order. They didn't know what to order. Apparently, they didn't know what to order. Comments that, oh, you're missing this,

this. I've done it all at Jack and a buck. They have too wide of a menu to where they can't folk. They have like chicken jeri-a-a-a-a-a-a-c. You know, who else has that problem? Too big of a menu? Nope.

Nope. Cheesecase's fine. Another sort of fast food place. Too big a menu has all the tools for success. Can't. Oh, that would be sonic. That would be sonic. That would be sonic.

That would be sonic. It's not good. You know where Sonic hits, though? The tools to be great. No, Sonic hits in Oxford. Wow. Oh, we did. Do the Sonic in Oxford.

But I didn't know. I don't know they have the biggest menu of all that one. We did order from Sonic one night that it's like a blizzard or ice cream thing. That would be a Sonic blast. That was good. Copyright. You gave it like two weeks. Bob to Sports brought you by Sonic.

If it ain't Sonic, we ain't eating. They're not. Limeades, cherry lymnades with nerds. They play fucking nerds in that shit. What, they actually do that? Oh, fuck, yeah, they do. And it's just like a nerd rope straw. Is Sonic, by the way?

You fat fuck. No, I know, but Sonic, they're, it's a skate. They're on skates, right? They do like, they will skate. Yeah. They also still have a drive, they drive-thru. Okay. Yeah.

But what's that called when they skate out to you? A drive-up or, oh, is that what it is? Drive-in. Drive-in. Drive-in. Drive-in sounds right. Video of the, go for it. One of my favorite videos.

I don't know, because you gotta say, I don't know the fully. I was just gonna say it's a terrifying thing when you see someone in your rear view mirror just coming out and it's clearly their first day and they never skated before. And you've got five people in the car. She's trying to carry. Yeah. Just swam. Those are my guys.

She's fucking bags. We're like, a door opens up. Yeah. That's my guilty pleasure. Like watching somebody fall is the most. Yeah. It's the best. I find it to be.

so fucking funny when somebody eats it. I can. There's a video. There is a video from the Peninsula Hotel security footage. And I did everything in my power to get this video. My cousin was the general manager at this hotel. And Joe called me. He's like, I want to let you know, like,

I fell going into the service elevator. And if you want to ask God, he's like, I know how much you love this stuff. If you want to ask your cousin, like, it's going to be on camera it was like one of those falling back ones you see that you point at the ground you pointed someone else he tried to put in the water that had sea on the ground this is just that can't happen i thought leases you have i seen this video i have it it is so good jet it is the i've seen it yeah and literally it's joe trying to catch the service elevator when he's working at the hotel

he's in his full suit and he's trying to catch the elevator and he's like well rather than just Waiting for the next elevator to come. I was this. Tried to catch it. And he just goes backwards and falls. Gets up and looks as the call to look at the busboys and blame them for the coffee. It was a steward. You should have swept the floor.

It's crazy. It is. I called my cousin and I begged him for that video and finally he sent it. He was cracking up. It was the funniest. He thought it was the fun. I was like, please just look at it first. and then he looked at and he called me and he was crazy it's one of my favorite if i had a slip-up like

you're done no not even that no not he's not done nobody's fine it out i'm not going to the manager being like a little slip-up earlier i know your cousin would love this shit but cut his content first and i like that always has a jet jet actually fell going up to stairs at the air b and b and we didn't let him hear the end of it oh yeah oh yeah you were caught off that was that was that poorly built living room is he was stopping he was not happy about something that that's the best up the stairs and he missed the stairs almost bit more it's not what happened so pissed off when somebody's pissed off and they fall yeah it's the best it's a billion i wasn't even upset man this those were awake so you're upset what we call those are what we call those listen hold on

One of them back. You're getting a little too excited about this one, Bob. So those were, they're stomping stairs. Like, they're- Stop. Don't do this. What are you doing, man? You, uh, ticket, you walked up.

That was the stairs fault. No, those were stairs. They were like old wooden stairs. That if you also, I'm a little larger than I used to be. When you step on them, they make a fucking noise. I wasn't stomping up those stairs. Was I pissed off? Possibly.

Was I, but was I stomping? No. I'm not. And now I'll live with. The last four steps you wanted to send a message to the living room that you were pissed off. And I looked at ticket and I looked at Joe and I said, you know what he just did, right? No. And every one of them was like, yes, because you did boom.

Take it. Let me ask you question. Were those stomping stairs? Did they sound like stomping when anybody walked up them? Be honest. Your job's on the line. Be honest. No, he knows because I talked about this with him.

They were stomping stairs, but the last four felt like a tantrum. Yeah. You know the funniest thing though was when he almost fell and he kind of composed himself, he did the glance back to see if anyone had seen him. And I was looking at him laughing and he kind of like, he knew it was really funny. So he like kind of smirk and then instantly turned it to a grimace and just be rolled it up the stairs. You know, like you have to look to see if anybody saw.

He kind of just like glanced back and it was like a deer in the headlights. Yeah. If there's one person, There's one person you don't want to fall around. It's fucking Bob, dude. That guy is like, can't, like, hand to pocket to camera. You know, cars that go like zero to 60 and do it. Hand to pocket to camera to Instagram.

It's like a dual in the old West. The guys are pulling a gun out. He's a building to get a phone out and record on an Instagram. It's unbelievable. It's just drawn in LA. Sometimes you have to wait. When you post a story and you have to like watch the wheel go, For him, it's just like, boom, boom, boom, wheel, done.

And it's awful. It's fucking ridiculous. Remember on the airplane that lady said something to you? And then you looked at me, you're like, you got that? Yeah. This woman, I like, I roll up and it's an aisle seat. She's sitting in my seat, one row back. She's in one row ahead.

Same aisle seat. I was like, I was like, no, it's no problem. Like, I'll just sit in your seat. We're good. She goes, she thinks about a second. She goes, no, I'll move. She's like, in case the plane goes down, I want. want him to be able to identify my body and i was just like

and i was filming it and then he was her and just starts like laughing if that comes out of anyone but like a seven-year-old woman's mouth yeah everyone's kind of like what the fuck i was just like yeah all right that makes fucking sense and somehow you video the entire interaction i did i caught on to bob i've caught on to him because he i mean we spent a lot of time together the first year i lived here in his he'll pull out his phone and he'll he he's got like different tactics he's like he's like he's like he's like a well i don't want to

compare him but he's like he's got serious tactics to film without having people you know know it all i'm i'm obsessed with content sometimes too much i i all want everything to be filmed i i am quick to that yeah you got a pick but you guys like a pick of your cousin and johnny football chilling yeah and he's like how did uh joe knows by next you got it so many times where um You used to go like this and you'd kind of like discreetly hold it down near like your torso. That was the old days. Now he just shoves it right. You can't care anymore.

You're just standing there. It's like hoping you in the eye now. Those days are fucking over. He pulls out like a real camera. He's got a hole in his cue zip and he's holding the phone. Those days are fucking over, dude. Selfies stick. Yeah.

Now I can't even wake up on my own. Everybody's wondering why Breezy has a little hole. Yeah. It's for a camera. Oh. There, um, there's, There's one that I got of Joe that hasn't resurfaced.

That's so funny. This is like a really funny one. Remember Joe after we had the managers out in for four seasons and we got back home and we were doing karaoke and Kutti was in the middle of a solo in the karaoke and like he was actually crushing it. Like he was doing Whitney Hewson. He was dominating and this wild girl. Oh, God.

Who worked there. She was something else. She took the mic from him and started singing too. And Katz, he was so angry about it. So we get back home to Cutsi's place and we're eating McDonald's and Cutsi goes on a rant about this girl taking hijack. You just don't do that, man. That was just a little. That was filming it.

That reminds me of one of the all time when the Shauna, you were filming him going, Sean. To his postmate. Yeah. Yeah. I was, I was there. That was pretty funny. Shawna. Shauna.

It's a three story building. Sean. A time when you were with me when we were, we couldn't get out of Bob's apartment. Oh, yeah. Out of the parking. That way. And Jedd just started filming me. I'm like, Madam, Madam, yeah.

This machine's going to shit. He's like, yeah, he was saying crazy. He's like, it's gone to hell in a handbassad. This machine's going to hell, madam. If you're a postmates driver, the last person you want to deliver to is Joe, because he acts as if it's the easiest apartment to find it. It is a complex to try and get in this apartment. And Joe can't fathom why they can't.

can't get up to the place as if it's just like you just walk in and it's a locked compound it's it's crazy it's like the pentagon it really is yeah it would be easier getting the pentagon to get the front door of the department the best is though when joe ticke you know and like if they leave it at the wrong place he gets all excited because he knows he's getting the meal for free so if they leave it in the wrong place he comes they got the wrong place but the meal is for free He goes, watch this. Well, there's down the block. There's another San Vicente like

Oh, you're sick. And like sometimes they'll take the picture and they leave it on like the thing. And I'm like, that's not my building. And I know it's down the street. So I can say I never received it. Because if they, if they argue, I'm like, well, this is my apartment.

I never got it. So I'll beeline it down. I think we got tacos one day for. Bob, I guess there's no Venmo charge today. That's fucked up. That's fucked up. Well, what? It's going to be eaten by the pros.

Otherwise, Postmates goes out of business. We'll know why. By the way, Bob de Sports is brought to you by Postmates. That's right. All right. Well, it's just about pitch black in this room. So I think that's about a time to shut it down.

Can we just clap it up? Put the mics down for a second. The boys are back in town. Really, really a tremendous pod. We want to kind of have some of these podcasts where sometimes we talk Bob to Sports. I like these as well where we just don't even talk about. a single thing Bob to Sports and just kind of mix it up but a lot of fun we'll see you next time it's been another episode Bob to Sports podcast we'll see you next time