Bob Does Sports Podcast - Bob Does Sports DOMINATES Virginia

Episode Date: June 14, 2023

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Ladies and gentlemen, don't start the podcast. I didn't say nothing. It's a big day today. And the reason it's a big day today, we already talked about the fireball challenge, which we have that coming. I could be wrong, but I think the big ticket gets the game ball in a five-man scramble today. Damn. Tick, you want the ball? I want the ball.

What's the ball? Johnman, I want the ball. Might be spraying out there. He's like, hustleback. We want the ball and we're going to win. He wants the ball. Hopefully it turns out a little bit better for him than it did for Hustleback. Look, here's the deal.

Bottom line is if the big ticket wants the game ball, you give ticket the game ball. You don't ask any questions. Do you get enough fireball for a ticket as well? I'm not drinking. No, he's doing it. Oh, that's true. Yeah. Cutsie has a thing where a different video.

Cutsi shows up to the T-box and he has no idea what we're filming, what video we're doing. No, that's not true. He doesn't show up to the truth. 100% true. He doesn't show up to the T-box. He shows up to life, having no idea what's going on? But every T-box he shows up to, he goes, So what video are we doing?

You do it every single time. We had Lauren Coughlin, LPGA Pro, standing right there. What video? We'd fill in the three-minute scramble? Yeah, but we could be going for dinner. Like, what dinner are we going to? What restaurant are going to do? We can be watching a movie.

I like to live life on the surprise side. What movie are we watching? He doesn't know where we're staying. He doesn't know where we're going. What game are we betting up? To my... To my... We've stayed in like 15 places in a week.

And they know every single one of them. I don't know how. Bob said that one day it's in the group chat. I go through the group chat. There's nothing written down. When you're sitting around us in the living room, you're there, but you're not there. No, that's not fair. Sometimes, sometimes.

When you went into the group chat, I was recording it on my story. What was the line that you read that? Rez did a voice note. I think I farted. False alarm. Something else might have come. That's what I got in the group chat. I don't know if there's a separate group chat that's given the input of where we're playing.

I am a little clueless sometimes. I will admit that. I'm not denying that. But I know a lot of the time what we're doing for the videos. I'll tell you this, though, that hair has never looked better, man. It looks like plywood right now. Well, it is. Is that bad?

No, it's just like, it's like, it's like hard. It looks. Yeah, did you gel it or did you put water in it? It just, I just showered and. threw the visor on after the shower. Took it down for the camera. It looks like Sonic. You look it down for the camera.

It looks like Sonic. You look like Sonic that job right now. That is well. That's probably a good thing. That's a dangerous play going with the... No way. You've been doing a lot of no hat plays. Yeah.

I, um, yeah. I don't like the hats. I don't like the hats. Not the style of the hats. The hats, especially when you get a hair, when I have a haircut, the hats just look massive on you. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, that's when you tighten the hat. And also, I don't... But the big, like the brand, like the brand, the whole thing. Also, I don't like having the Patrick Reed forehead tan. Like when you take off your hat and then half of it's white. You know who has that? Max Homa. His forehead is like a different color than the rest of his.

A lot of golfers get that. Yeah, you go see that with a lot of pros. Yeah, it's, I noticed it the other day. I was like, holy hell. You just realize how often he's in the sun wearing a hat. Prez, why don't you go ahead and tell the folks this beautiful location that we're here at today at the Swink Lodge? We are, yes, we're outside the Swink Lodge at Independence Golf Club. Very kind of them to have us here last night.

And we're going to play a little golf out here. We're down in Midlothian, Virginia, just south of the James River in Richmond. I feel like we know the entire country. Yeah. So this is as far as public golf goes in the city of Richmond, this is the cream of the crop. Isn't this the home of the Richmond spiders? Yeah, the facility is right now. Yeah, I was, I came out on the chip and surface here last night, and you look out and inside their house, there's just like a big neon spider in their house.

Perez loves his Richmond spiders, man. Roll spot. By the way, I feel like it's been, we've all agreed probably the number one trip we've had to have been so much fun. We have been here for two months. I feel like I'm a native of Virginia now. I don't know what day it is. We have been here for so. Probably that. We've toured the entire state pretty much.

We've been everywhere. Yeah. Prez is really, really... Even tickets before we started that, that Mexican restaurant that we went to the first night, I can't begin to tell you how long ago that seems like. Five months ago, Bob. A long fucking time ago.

Remember looking down at Perez's plate and just seen all the day? They didn't even mess around with any toppings on the dog. It was a block of chorizo. It was just a plateful. An entire onion, you put a little cilantro on there. I didn't see any onion, man. It was just, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't see any onion and cilantro in nothing but a mountain of chorizo on top of a tortilla.

I love chorizo, like, more than most things in my life. Yeah, that's your, that's your, I would say your, I would take a guess from what I've seen, your top five foods. In no particular order, we all know pizza would be one, but, but no particular order. Yeah, I would say any type of fried chicken. Chicken, like chicken tenders. I would say pizza. I would say chorizo. Tacos.

Well, that would be the... Yeah, that would be the tacos. Burgers? No. No, I wouldn't say burgers. Peanuts? Peanuts. He loves peanuts. Dairy queen.

Yeah, that's not fair. That's not fair. I mean, we all love dairy queen. You know what's so funny? Speaking of Dairy Queen, Prez was talking about when we went to his old work yesterday, which was so fucking funny to see. And we talked about it on the last pod. But Prez told me that when he used to go on his lunch breaks, he would go and he would get lunch.

And then there was a Dairy Queen right next to his spot, right next to his lunch. Not every time. So he would come back to the office with a blizzard in his hand and just be sitting at his cubicle. Imagine him walking back to the cubicle. Yeah. Just do the blizzard test. Make sure there's no remnants spill it out. Sometimes you just get a little sweet to it.

Yeah, that's terrific. Sometimes get a little sweet. That's what they're supposed to do before they give it to you, by the way. They're supposed to turn it upside down to show that there's no way it's walking out. Let me tell you some, no, man. Blizzards are undefeated. I would take blizzards a lot of time over like an ice cream place you know what I mean Oh for sure yeah but there's something special about a cone of ice cream

Dipped cone yeah I love that you know what they have now Bob? No a cone you like are just a regular yeah like the dip cone and in a cone and then when you get to the bottom of the cone you got a little ice cream still stuck in there Yeah that's that's what they have now they have a churro flavor dip oh fuck that sounds pretty Yeah, ice cream tros might be in my top five oh churro oh churro oh churro oh churro oh churro's Chiro. Yeah, you don't like churro? No, he said, Cherries. What a chiro? I went to, when I was in Jupiter, I went and I got a cone by myself.

It was one of the saddest, 15 minutes of my life, dude. Like, if you're going to do ice cream, like, you gotta go with somebody else. Was it like a mom and pop shop? Yeah, dude, it was so sad. You know, I kind of disagreed, dude. I didn't want to see anybody. Like, it was so tough. But how good was that cone?

It was great. Yeah, that was the reason I went, but, like, just to be sitting there eating the cone by myself. Oh, you were inside? Yeah, that's tough. That's, that's, that's really. It was so tough. Did you, like, just tell your parents, like, hey, I'm going to run out and get a cone? Yeah, yeah.

Like, I was just craving ice cream. And all they had was, like, the skinny cow ice cream sandwiches. I'm like, I could, no, it never is. You know what I got into this week? We got into the Chip Witch this week. Chipwich is, by the way. Bang, dude. Yeah, maybe the most underrated thing in the game.

Ice cream sandwiches, but the Chipwich, those chips, the chocolate chips on it? That shit banged, dude. So funny. Jet goes, I'm watching what I mean. I'm all, he's just eating salads. And then he comes into the van. He's got these ginormous chipwitch sandwich. How I talk about an oxymoron.

I cave that. You know how hard it is it? Do you sit there and eat salads while people are in... Well, dude, you could have a burger from time to time. You do you get in a cob salad, your farts stick like egg. And then you come into the fucking fan with the chival. Chipwich. That was crap.

This wasn't the reaction at the time, I'll tell you that. At the time, it was, wow, what a smart play. The Chip Witch, oh. What a play from the Jet. I'm not, I'm not shitting on the chip witch. I think it's a great play. You're shitting on me. I'm saying it's just so fun because you just eat salads.

Yeah. And then they come in with a ginormous chip witch. Yeah, it's not a bad play. It's kind of like when I said I was watching what I was eating. I ordered a salad at where were we? Where were we at chilies? And then I went and got a bag of candy afterwards. You know how many times I've said I'm, how many fucking times we, or I can only speak for myself,

but you're like, all right, this is it. Like, we're going, we're eating healthy. And the next day you got just candy in front of you. You know, my bad thing is candy. I love canned. I would be so curious to see, I'd be so curious to see the amount of calories that are consumed on one of these trips. Oh, it would be tough. It's crazy.

The funniest person out of it. of all of us, his ticket. He's like, last night, he's like, it's taking all of my willpower to not go back for another piece of pizza. And I look over 10 minutes later, you just sit in there with the pepper. To be honest,

we always talk. Not a lot of willpower. They're my friend. We always talk about how much like I eat, but the bottom line is the amount that ticket puts down, like, ticket went from the time that Perez returned with that pizza.

The Celtics game started. It was midway through the third quarter and I looked over at Ticket and he's still just devouring. And the thing is, too, they call him, they call him, they call him, they call him the par three pizza popper.

The thing is, too, while Tickets eating the pizza, he's so pissed at himself. Everybody looks more angry. Yeah, he makes a point to tell us pepperoni. Makes a point to tell us how much he doesn't want to be doing what he's doing. Yeah. I don't want to

eat this slice and he just goes I know, I get it. We need you to be on board with the fact that I'm not happy with what's taking it. Oh no, I get it. You need to be on the journey with where I just need you. Where I just say I don't want to do it and I do it?

Yeah, no, I mean, that dialogue's happening up here. Trust me. Take it. What did you say at the, at lunch yesterday that Perez said? He's got so blown out of proportion. I said that it had a hint of Chuck Echast. No, no, I wasn't going there. I wasn't going there. I wasn't going there. I wasn't I'm going there now.

But now I'm going there now. I'm going there now. I swear to you, I was not going to. Because I would not have had to ask you what you said, because I remember that. Perez comes back with six pies, and he's like, guys, this is Richmond's best pizza. Like, Perez was so happy about bringing us that pizza. He's like, this is really a big moment.

Yeah, it's not my opinion. That's just, like, local magazine voting. Yeah. I was happy that that was the place that was on the way. It's like, this is the best pizza in Richmond, like, and whatnot. And I thought it was good. I was like, yeah, yeah, it's good. And then take it takes a bite and he just kind of looks he goes it's not bad

It's got a hint of Chuck cheese to it but yeah in the best possible way It's like all due respect Fuck you and your family you know what I mean You have a hint of a serial killer look but in the best possible way Everything's got that a few times I actually was gonna use you the example that I omitted it all the time But what did uh what did Perez say when uh you said like uh you know I gotta we got to lose weight or something like that.

And then Perez was like, it's not going to happen. I said that. I don't remember what, I said something about like, it was something exactly like that. A couple pods ago, you were like, yeah, man, I just really got to start eating more salads. I got to lose weight. And it's like, I've just gotten too big. I'm the biggest I've ever been. I got to lose weight.

And Prez was like, it's unlikely. We're fucking, dude. We're on a, we're on the double diamond slopes right now. Just a free fall down to fatness. When you're ordering triple stack, Dave's. Yeah, you know, it's just, we're not doing a single thing that would lead you to believe. I'll never get it. That was the crazy.

I can't believe that. Oh, God. It's so good. The whole trip, we've just talked about how fat we are. Yeah, well, that's kind of what we do. We're not even a golf show. We're an eating show. Correct.

We eat and sometimes play golf. is what we do. Man. Bob to sports. That being said, we've gotten travel, and eat and play a little golf. We've gotten a lot of golf videos in on this show.

Because we've been here two months. We've been nothing else to do. Of course, we've gotten videos in. We're stacked. This is the most stack that we've ever been. And a stacked arsenal is a very happy jet. Yeah. Yeah, I think it's a happy everybody.

Yeah. Bob, you're happy about it too. Oh, I'm probably the most happy. Yeah. Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, we interrupt this podcast to let you know. that the Bob does sports boys have partnered with the fine folks over at Draft Kings from Tita Green join all the golf action on the Draft King Sportsbook.

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The best jet is a drunk jet. For sure. Happens very rarely. It's like a lunar eclipse. Yeah. It don't come often. It's going to be watching when it happens. It might happen tonight.

Are we going having a little party tonight? Wow. Something like that. Get a little banged up. We'll be a Keswick hall. I mean. Oh, yeah. By, uh, do you think we're going to Keswick?

Yes, that's what I've been told. No. No. We're not going to cash. First of all, it's Keswick, and you keep calling it Kejwick. Okay? That's correct. Yes.

Well, it's incorrect. It's correct that you're saying it incorrectly, yes. And we're not going to Keswick. Where are we going? What in the world? We're checking into a hotel. Which Kezwick technically is a hotel, but we're checking into a hotel. And by the way, as much as it would be great to go out tonight, I'd like to go out tonight.

Who knows where that fireball challenge is going to leave us? I'd like to go out tonight, but you remember that last one by the time we got. Am I going to have to drive you guys back? Everybody, whether they say it or not, especially like guys, like our age, they're all like backseat drive. They're all just going to look at you funny when you drive. It's like, I just let me drive.

This guy's so in his head. It's unbelievable. I'm in my head. Yeah, that's crazy. I like to drive by myself, bump some music. I don't like, you know, how about this? I don't like other people. So I don't like him in the car.

That's fair. Whoa. That's not a surprise. I don't like him in the car. I don't like him in the house. I like him on the course. You know what was a great moment. I hate him.

This week was when we told, because Jed always busts our buddy Showtime's balls for how slow he plays. Telling Jet and the car how slow he plays and scrambles was a great... Yeah, because he had some soul searching. So, yeah, I mean, you really did.

Has that been going on for a long time? So why did you guys not say something? Because we wanted to get to have your... What? We're scared to you. That too. By the way, then we're in a great spot. But besides that, I...

Because normally when we play, I play very fast. If we're just playing for fun, you play lightning fast. Right. So when the cameras out there, it's still a little different for me. That's why we haven't tell you anything. Okay, but you should have said something to me and I tell you, I'm never going to be slow again when we play. What is this? How did that even start playing?

Um, I, you, like, you won't care. But you know the other thing is that if you make, like, now that you told me that, I will never play slow in a video again. Yeah, I hope you guys said it sooner, but it is what it is. It's different. Like, in the camera and stuff like that, it's different. But, like, you'll stand over your ball. You'll look at us. You'll crack a joke.

And then you'll get over. And they'll start doing this where he's... Yeah, and then he goes, get shallow. Get shallow. And then he takes four practice swings, and then he goes up. Then Cutsie says something. Cutsi will, like, burp. And then he backs off, and he goes like this to Cutsi.

And then he stands over his ball. One more joke, and then goes. Well, yeah, I mean, I guess. I also want to hit good, like I take more time with the ball because I actually want to hit good shots in the videos. Not that that makes a difference. But yeah, I try to get some, I try to get some lines in. But yeah, you'll never see me. I may never talk again in a video.

I'm just going to be flying from here on out. It's a tough scene. But it also, it bothers me because I do rag. I hate when people play slow. That's why that I'm busting your balls with it. You didn't do that. You didn't do that. But I wouldn't, but the fact that I'm being called the slow player is one of the hardest things I've ever had to hear.

I know, I know. Patrick Jetley. What does that mean? I know where he's going. Patrick Catley. I got it. It wasn't a bad joke. Patrick Jettled.

It wasn't a bad. It's still early in the morning here for us to run a pod. So we're jetly. It's not bad. I got absolute blanks there. That's fine. Joey Blocky cuts.

Cutsy the entire trip. It's one of the funniest cutties. He's been on the entire week. Cutsy has been on one, dude. I don't know. Have I? He's been like very, Yeah, giggly or like,

he's just been out of control. Yeah, sometimes Cutsi acts as if he's on something when he's not, though. He gets in that zone. And you, so you question, you're like, are you on something right now? He's just like, no. And then he's like, on what? What? Where? Why? Yeah, it's so impossible that he would, that would be the case.

Last night it was, but not tonight. When Jett snapped on Cutsi in the car yesterday, driving home, it was one of the funniest things. he just turns to him and he goes Joe he goes you live to say where what why when figure it out because he kept we were driving I just woke it up from a now

us we are having conversation every time anybody said something Cutsi would be like what who where why where are we going what are we doing Cajwick who why so I just turned to him out I was like dude your whole life is just saying what where when and why and I was pissed I was tired when Cutsi wakes up from a nap

like in the car he falls asleep right away. Like he's, you could be having a conversation with him and then you look over him. He's just out like a life. I think I drive, I've driven very well on this trip by the way. I've driven across the fucking state of Virginia. You just doze out. It's happened

a couple times in California. It did happen zero times. Did it happen on the drive? No, it has not happened once on this. Did it happen on this trip? No. No, he wasn't dozing, but he was checking his phone and we were drifting in just different lines. It was one time in a

matter of seven hours of driving. I thought I've been very good on this trip. The driving has been good. The driving has been good. Me and Perez looked up in the rear view mirror and we saw Katsi drive behind us and the car was just going. That's ridiculous. By the way, there was a point of sure, Perez was

in the left lane and merged through three lanes of traffic to take an exit. And I felt like Chris Farley trying to go through in Tommy Boy off the fucking exit. You had more room to do it than I did. No, but I wasn't expecting it. I I looked and it said, it said, like, literally like,

Keswick exit. Keswick, sorry. Keswick. And I was like, I think this is probably where we have to go. But I'm like, I think Perez probably knows where he's going. Once you saw me move, you just immediately move. Well, yes, but it just came, like, it came at me fast. It was out of nowhere.

It was out of nowhere. It was fair. You were saying that I'm drifting. I mean, that was fucking four lanes. No one mentions that, though. There is. They mentioned the slight drift into the, da, da, da, da, da. But never mind, the, but never mind.

fucking four lanes over. You know, like, come on, guys. It's always, like, magnified when it's me. Although I do agree. There's times. I agree. I agree. It's merited sometimes. But this trip, for the most part, Tick and Jet have to admit.

I do, I admit. I've been a good driver on this trip. Your driver's good. You just have no idea where you're going. Yes, that's true. Yeah, like, literally. I have to follow you. Yeah, but, like, in any of this trip at any time, you don't know where we're going later. You think we're going to hit balls right here.

You live in a, it's, it's, it's, It must be awesome. You just live in like, just like the next step you take. I have good intentions. Like this morning I went to. You are. I brought Bob and my clubs into the Swink Lodge thinking that, okay, we're going to go right behind us to the driving range after. And Perez is like, why are the clubs inside?

I'm like, oh, I brought him for the golf after. He's like, we have to go all the way back. So you're just going to have to bring the clubs back. And I was like, fuck. You did save us yesterday when we got here and we had no idea where we're going. and you jumped out of the car and you ran to find somebody where we're totally lost

and you just rolled up in a golf car with another guy like waving at us as if you knew the guy and then you just you just took us all the way down here. I also had good intentions when Tick and I went to go get

fireball and I got the wrong one. You sure did. So it's like, you know... You get convenience stores Fireball cinnamon instead of Fireball cinnamon whiskey. That's an honest mistake though, I think.

No? You can't buy liquor at a convenience store. You know... Not here in Virginia. It wasn't honest. We were trying to help out. No, no, no, yeah. It was an honest mistake.

And that's what I'm saying is that I generally have good intentions. You do have good intentions. But they say what is paved. The road to hell is paved with good intentions. That's right. That's what they said. Then you walk in with the biggest bucket of fireball. When you walked out of that convenience, they must have thought this guy is an alcohol.

This guy's got problems. Yeah, it was like three doors down. They'd absolutely be right. Yeah, yeah, I do. The ABC store was like three doors down from the Italian spot that I got the pizza. So I parked outside of the Italian spot just in the fire lane. I go in, get five pizzas, two salads. I like waddle out to the fucking car.

I put it in. Then I just walk over to the ABC store. Like my car is sitting out there for 10 minutes. I probably, if anyone saw that entire thing where I'm walking out with a bunch of food, then I go into an ABC store and I walk out with a firebub. party packs. We need cameras on all times. This guy's got a big night coming.

This guy's got a big... It's probably like, it's fucking Tuesday. This guy is this guy up. Bob's getting ice cream alone and you're getting five pizzas and 30 whiskey. Man, that ice cream thing's so tough. Not a person in sight. You know, we'll see him with Joe is

like when Joe wakes up from one of his naps, like for me, like I wake up from a nap and it takes me a little bit to like come to. Cutsi can wake up from a nap and he gets right back into the conference. Like he enters right back into the conversation as if he wasn't gone for the past 25 minutes. You know, like, there's no, like, you don't have to acknowledge that he just woke up. Like, you know what I mean?

Like, we returned to playing highlights last night. Like, we always just watched, like, NFL highlights. I had a Calvin Johnson highlight on, and it's top 50 Calvin Johnson catches. And I'm looking, I look over at him on the couch because he's sleeping on the couch, and he's totally out. And then I'm watching him. I'm watching him. And I see him bump back to reality. and just goes, he just bumps back, he goes,

oh, what a catch! He asks me, he goes, he goes, did you see that catch? Listen, did you? That's unreal. I got issues, man. I got some serious issues. This has been an awakening podcast for me, man.

It's really been tough. Almost as tough as that blizzard. Oh, God. It's like an intervention here We love you Yeah, I love you guys too I will say this trip I've never I mean we've always been close knit

But this trip has really been More laughs and more like We've been just on one the whole trip I feel like we've never been tighter than after Virginia will do I agree with that This crew is just It's unstoppable right now It feels it feels dangerous

This is to be honest This is also to one of the first I mean you'll probably disagree with this but as long as we're in here this is one of the first trips where like I'm not like ready for it and usually at the end like we're pretty fucking tired like I could go another few

days like I really could have and I cannot not not in a bad way no I've had he's like I'm officially done with Virginia I'm ready to be home I'm done I'm just ready to put a camera down I'm ready to stop it's tired like it's a lot the you know but it's

a blast and I again like you said this trip has been incredible and everybody is super, even for me I've had less It's just been like everything's been going Good like no problems with anything Like you know what's really tough is after A trip like this when you go home and you're like I'm so exhausted

And people like what did you do? You're like I was on a golf trip for a week. Yeah I get that Oh tough life you just went Golfing with your boys for a week Nobody's gonna feel bad for us Working away at a desk for the last fucking five days I was being in And I don't being in FP's

Office yesterday and it was it was great time and everybody was super nice and it was incredible. A wake-up call? Not a wake-up call. It was like it was more so like a reminder. It was like I remembered when I used to do that and how much I hated it and wanted to get out of there and like

I really made me a pre-like when we were walking back I was like holy shit. I'm so glad we do what we do. Jet used to work on a customer service. Oh my mom. You're talking about a bad draw man. If you call and you get Jet, that's a bad draw.

I made it five months. My TV's not working? I don't fucking care. Did they get feedback for you? I made it five months. I actually did pretty solid. It wasn't like more customer service as much as it was like sales. Like orders and shit.

Just buy the fucking product. So I used to just hand people out. Like the second it shit started getting bad. I'd be like, let me get you to my supervisor. And then I just hit any buttons on the thing and just send them off to whoever. And then, yeah. So that was good. I made it five months.

They actually gave me a bonus. And I quit the next day. Do you know, I'll give you another fun fact. Katsi used to work out of chips and fish and chips. Yeah, fish and chips. He used to call him the godfather. The codfather, yeah. The godfather.

That's fantastic. What was the place called? It was called Cockney King's Fish and Chips. Home of Cockney's finest. Where was this? Fish and chips. In Vancouver. Oh, wow.

It's actually fire. If we go to Vancouver, I got to bring you guys there. They did Monday through Friday. Monday through Thursday all you can eat fish and chips when you walk in there when you walk in there's everyone take the cops off the back the cops I actually went back when I went to Vancouver last time I went back because I had to try it it's so good but like it it's it was like all these like people would just swarm and I would be just serving and it was like one of three jobs I was working I was like working there I was

working in another restaurant I was like more fine dining and I was working a warehouse he's a dog man how old were you can you tell them why you were like working three jobs Huh? Can we tell him why that you were working? Why? Wasn't it to pay off gambling? Oh yeah, I gambled. Yeah, it was it was yeah. I didn't have a penny into my name. That summer, I think I worked like collectively like 12 hours a day. After like two and a half months, I finally had like recouped all my losses. It's classic cutty though, just to lose all your money though and then just start working like 20 hours a day.

Yeah, we work the warehouse like eight to three. Once he pays out the game, he gets all three of them. Yeah. And gets into debt again and goes up. No, I went to Mexico after that. went on a church to Mexico you're special man you're a special cat you really are

we do have to go to Cockney Kings though if we go back to me I would love we not go on all you can eat day no no no we cannot be trusted on all you can eat that I understand that but we just can't take you got to do the halibut halibate is I want to see the codfather in action oh god I would

I had that shit down to a tea I would just fire I had my little section I would just fire through How many years ago is this? God, man, I don't even know. This would have been like 2010, man. Oh, so if you walk in there now, people aren't going to drop their forks and be like, nobody even shit the godfather's.

I got a, got one even better for you. Perez used to work at Moes Southwest Grill. You know what I'm going? Welcome to Moes. He was on the line. He was on the line. Oh, you were a line cook? Oh, you were a line cook, I believe is of kind of a liberal use of.

of what I was. What were you doing? See, just was the guy that said, welcome to Moes. Say, welcome to Moes. What can I get you? And I go, I have a Joey bag of donuts. And I go, would you like, walk? And I'd be like, no. I'm like, cool. Because if you did, you should just get a home wrecker. And I was like, you like a bowl or would you like a burrito?

Like a burrito. And I'd hold it down. We'd have that awkward, like, seven seconds where I'm like steaming the burrito. I'm like, how's your day going? Oh, great. Fuck me? Great. also, yeah, blacker pinto beans, chicken steak or ground beef. Anything else from the hot table?

Oh, God, I will say... That was it. That was me. Bob, I will say the one thing we talked about it yesterday, or the last pod, but seeing Perez's old work, it kind of really put everything in perspective, like, this guy's a different guy. Oh, with a hint.

Yeah. Oh, because I just said that five, four minutes. No, I'm saying Perez is just like... Most misunderstood man in a moment. America. I worked at a, I worked at a Papa John's, and I got fired from the Papa Johns because I used to go and I used to buy scratch off lottery tickets. And when I went to get the lottery tickets, I would call in a pizza under a restricted number. So I'd do Star 6-7, and I would call in the pizza, and then I would cancel the pizza. So after I would cancel it, I would know they already put it through the oven so that I'd come back in and then you would be able to eat the pizza. Oh, my God. That's honestly brilliant, too. Yeah. I mean, what the fuck?

They learned quickly what Bob's favorite pizza toppings were. I would do Star 6-7 and then I would call back after I knew it went through and then I would cancel it and then I would eat it but then one time I went to go get the lottery tickets and I went to call to cancel it and I forgot to hit Star 6-7

so they saw my number come on and the guy's just like yeah like Bob like he got to go man. We just can't, you know, we can't have it. Did they know that this has been happening? For sure. It was a daily thing that pizza dead series.

And they didn't notice that every time a pizza was canceled, you just weren't there? No, because then I would be back and then it would sit there and eventually they would just be like, all right, just like eating pizza. Wasn't it your dad's friend and he had to call your dad? That was another, that was, that was, that was,

that was, that was, this is stop. Yeah, this is slowly transitioning off of me and into Bob. It was, it was another piece, it was the local pizza shop and I needed a job and my dad was friends with the, with the owner's like, you know, can you just like get them behind the cash register or something? And they're like, yeah, like we got you. And there's like a hardcore Italian guy pretty rough around the edges.

And I just couldn't figure out the cash register. Like I was there for like a well into like a month or two. And I couldn't figure it out. Like I just, I couldn't get it. So finally they called my dad. They didn't call me and they were just like, look, like he's just, he's not cutting it. Like he just can't figure it out. Like he's just he's got to go.

Yeah. It's tough. Then I worked at a B. What did your dad say to you? He just, like, he couldn't believe it. Like, he couldn't believe that I couldn't figure out the catchers. Then I worked at a BP gas station, and my dad wanted to be the first customer for me. Were you pumping gas?

Yeah. I was pumping gas, so he pulls in, and he goes in. I went to put in the nozzle. I couldn't get the nozzle out. I, like, clicked it into where, like, I couldn't get the nozzle out, so they had to come over and get help. My dad just in the car. He just couldn't believe He really

Really dumb, and now you can't pump gas Yeah He's our You're a bunch of sports Try Where do you go from there, dude? Where do you go from there? Stop

Yeah Start cutting grass Can't cut it I didn't cut it Then I went to cuck-o knives You could sell I could sell That I was very...

I should the invoice was a little difficult once they... Yeah, I would make the sale. Yeah. Damn. So tough. Did I tell you the story of when I, my first job at the cedar yard?

No. When I had to drive the forklift and I took the whole roof out. No. How have we not heard this? Come on. How have we not heard this? I thought I might have said it on the pod before. My first job, there's a cedar yard that used to...

It's called Curtis Lumber. It was my first ever job. And I got a job for the drummer. And I started off just like I was in the like in the yard, just like putting packages together like for the cedar like any of the orders. And then finally they're like, okay, we need you to start driving the forklift. And I was like, all right. I was doing okay.

And then going into the into like the warehouse like they had this like this like barn almost where all the wood was stored. There was like a ramp that went down like this, right? So to go down it, it was fine because even if your forks were up, you would go down. But when you had to come back up, like in reverse, you had to go like this. So your forks, if they're too high, it would be a problem. Your force. So anyways, I was rushing in order, and the forks were like this.

And the roof would be like here. And I just revved. And I went like this. And the whole part of the roof like this, just like all this fucking wood came flying off. Yeah, they got more worth that. And so I had to go in on my weekend. The boss was pissed. I guarantee you it was wrong.

I'll never forget. And I went in. He was no way. It was absolutely my fault. It was absolutely my fault. I had to go in the weekend and I had to like help him like like basically hammer back the roof. And then like two weeks later I got fired pretty much. Well, I wasn't even a fire like I just stopped going and they never called me again.

So that was kind of a mutual exit on both parties with no conversation. I just never showed up and they didn't even like call me to see where I was. was and then I didn't show up again and I was like I guess I'm just never working here again I went and picked up my final check and that was that. You know what boys when put comes to shove thank God for YouTube oh god who knows?

Well I had made a pretty successful career in hospitality Perez Perez had a good career Parras had a good career What about me and Jack? I mean I don't know what Jet was doing I was working with Bob

I'm saying before all this I'm saying before all this I obviously it's been life I'm saying like we would have been okay. We wouldn't have been where we are today. Can I say, can I say what Judge of Jet worked for an offshore gambling site? No. He did the Twitter.

You get a paycheck and he goes straight into his account. Yeah. The, um, the fucking, graveyard. The graveyard shift. I was grinding, I was grinding hard at that shit.

But the truth is like kind of always knew that. something like this was going to happen, at least with my life. We're having trouble with the roulette board. Would you be able to go in there and make a couple adjustments on the roulette board? Got to get 500 more credit on my casino? That would be great.

It was social. I started catching my stride in blackjack. Did you see the dice on table seven? We're missing the side. It was a pit boss. Dude, it was social media. I will say this. To Jett's credit, he always told me, like, I remember when I didn't really know him, when you were considering moving to L.A. from New York, you're like, dude, one day this is going to be so huge.

And I was like, yeah, we're going to, you got to come out here. It's going to be the biggest thing ever. But you always believed that, like, somehow it was going to work. Well, yeah, I, at least for myself, I knew it was going to work. No, to be honest, if it wasn't with you guys, it would have been with somebody else. but I always believed in, like, once I saw what you guys were doing and when I became a part of it, I knew we were going to end up at Independence Golf Course in front of the Swink Lodge two years later. It's next logical stuff for us. By the way, this is a beautiful place.

Really, really nice. Yeah, really nice. And so, again, big shout out to them for having us out here today. And fellows, we got a fireball challenge ahead. Ticket gets the game ball and the scramble that we're going to have to do. Five-person scramble is going to look forward. to that. And just a big shout out. Perez setting the trip up, the state of Virginia for having us. It's been a wonderful, wonderful six months. And we look forward to seeing you next time.

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