Bob Does Sports Podcast - Bob Does Sports Give Their SCORCHING Happy Gilmore 2 Takes

Episode Date: August 1, 2025

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Over the weekend, I popped on a little Happy Gilmore, too, and I loved it. And people said that you guys did not like it. You were trashy. I thought it was stabbed. Let me tell you something about the guy on the bottom one. If there is a public opinion about something, he'll take the other side. The movie was incredible. Do you not remember the first one and how absurd Happy Gilmore One was? The second half, when they do take to the next level, that was preposterous.

It was the dumbest movie of all time in a good way. That's all I'm trying to say. getting cooked in the comment section. Is he getting cooked? Yeah. I think it's a mix. I think it's a mix. What did you say?

There's people coming at me now, which is just, I think they're just clowning. Yeah, let's start there. First off, why are they, why are they coming at you? And why did Jensen get cooked? Jensen got cooked because he thought he could get there a hundred and ninety five yards with the seven iron. Oh, yes. Okay.

the eight iron and then because i was on his it was uphill because i was on his team and wanted to win and i was like jensen that's not the club to use which i was not the only one jet also said it like there were multiple people who told him somehow i as per always am the only one who gets shade at from these fucking clowns in the comments who say how is cold cuts giving advice his games the worst now people are saying that j bone could beat me straight up which with all do respect, Jensen, I am not a great golfer, but I do think I would wax that ass. And on top of that, and on top of that, I just feel like it's just like, I wasn't, I, if you watch the next shot, I said, I think he's going to make a great shot. He hit a great shot. I congratulated him.

I was very supportive when he played well, but it was just like, I don't know. I don't even know where to go from here because I'm always going to be labeled as not a team guy. And I do think I am a team guy. One of the best comments on there was like you were like so over like criticizing Jet and Jensen at one point about like which clubs they should

take and then you took a driver off the deck. It worked. We ended up burning that hole. I think D-Man could be if things are going good or if you're tied or if things are going good he could be the best teammate

on the face of the earth. If things are going bad, and at that point, they were really going bad. I remember you guys blowing a pretty big lead, I think. I think we were down two, maybe three. Yeah, we were two up and we lost it. If it starts to go bad, then you got to look out. But I will say, if you're tied or if you're up, he's the greatest team. There's a major, a boxing fourth mini major coming out where we really, me and you,

we wanted to win bad because we were playing. or at least I was playing. It was so bad that trip that we wanted to get a dub, and we grind it all the way through it. It was like we were exhausted by the end of nine. Not going to say how that turns out. But if you're in the grind with the Amanda, it can be really good, but if it starts to go south, it gets ugly.

Well, it's out today if you want to talk about it. I can just put a little spoiler warning. We can skip. It's out today. It's out right now. Yeah, it comes out later. That was funny because that was just a grind. Like, the whole, you know.

at one point we have a little bit of a lead in holding those big dogs off it's hard to do because you know they're coming now granted we're playing a two-man scramble everybody's playing their own ball but you know it is what it is to take a little a little heat off the d man and bring it back to jensen sure a lot of people agreed with jet's take which i think he maybe said either off camera or in the video well he's definitely said it before that this guy might go to the range and take 30 shots with his seven iron and one goes 200, and that's his stock seven iron now. Sure. Yeah. Jaybon, do you think a couple things. One, do you think you could be Cutsi in a one in a one v one? That's one.

And two, well, yeah, let's start there. Well, and honestly, no, Cutsi would smoke me. The only way I would have a chance is he would have to be having a horrible day, and I would have to be having one of the best days of my life. The horrible day is possible. We've seen it. Yes, but I also can blow up pretty hard. Sure.

I think there'd be a lot of pressure on you as well because of the filming, and I think that it would add to making it more difficult to play a full match on camera as opposed to like a shot here or there. But listen, I will say this, that Jensen, I don't think he's terrible. I think he's got elements of his game, like that flop shot, like he's got a nicer swing than I do than probably most of us for sure. He's a great swing. I would like to do a behind the scenes on one of the next trips where we went to like a simulator or track man.

And we had Jay Bone hit like stock yardage is like five to six clubs each. You could bring the frickin Mavericks for all I care. And then we could really get down to the bottom of it of like how far he's hitting each club. Well, I, I, it's, sorry I'm, but his club, he hits it really full. He hits it a whole lot farther than like I do. Like we were on the simulator and he was taking my pitch. and hitting it like, like he, he hits it really far. I don't think there's any denying that.

And I think people would actually be impressed on the yardage is that Jaybone hits. He might hit it with his iron as far as all of us, if not, maybe not the man, but close to it. Like, he, he hits it far. But he, he swings. And we're just saying he, he's a foot away from us. He swings so hard with every single iron that you're bound to like five out of ten or When we went, we were at Branson and we did that 17th, the 19th hole, right?

Oh my God. It's like a, it's like a 90-yard little flip wedge. And he swung so hard. I've never seen anybody swing that hard with the 56 degree. You're not supposed to do that. He swung like a baseball. So he like finishes like he's playing baseball. It went so far over the green.

It was, I, I'm starting to think all of his irons are just skull. I'm jibong. You're golden, baby. I smoke it. It's carrying over, dude. Oh, he blasted. Do you know how, you know how like on the top of the ledge where like people would be driving? Like you go all the way up and people are driving.

He hit it so far and high that I thought it was going to hit somebody on the cart. Like it was going in that direction. That was the other way. And Jaybone, you can respond, Jaybone. You're welcome to respond. Well, with the 19th pool, that was 120. It wasn't 90, but it was, with my irons, I think I've talked to this on the other pot I was on. But the way that I swing, if I don't swing like 100%, if I take like an 80% swing or the only club I can do this with it is a driver.

But if I take like an 80% swing or a 70% swing, it starts going so far right. And I don't have the hooks on camera. But normally when I play by myself, I don't really have the hooks. It's like a straighter, a slice. But when I take those irons out, the only way I can get them to go straight is to swing 100%. If I swing like 80, I lose all my distance and my straightness immediately. So that's why I swing so hard. I never seen it.

It's like playing baseball in my life. What about me? No, I just rewatched his, it's horrifying. And that's what I realized. It's on my answer. I think you need to die. And I'm not saying change your swing or anything because I do think you're a good player for the most part. But I think you need to just swing a little easier or learn how to, if it goes a little right when you swing easy, just try to dial that in.

Because you start sculling the ball so far. But there is game in there. I think if you took all of a instructor, I think they would look at Jaybon say he's probably got the most. I said it on that podcast, I think right after this, that I think he outside of Perez has the highest ceiling of all of us with the swing that he has. He's got a good looking swing. Now, if you were to play Cutsi today and you've had a great day, I think you'd get to the green, like often quite at the same time that Cutsi would. I think a big overlook of your game, and I think you've admitted to this,

is your putting is, I think you'd lose a lot of. That's so horrible. I think Cuccy would cook you on the green. Really? There's been, there's been, I played, I haven't played in a while because we've been so busy, but the last time I played golf, I was on a par five. I got to the green in two, and I bogeed it. He had a pitching wedge into the green.

I have so many rounds like that where I'm missing putts. I'm like three putting by like inches all day, and it just adds up and it just kills the scorecard. A lot of people in that comment section are asking for the match. I don't know if there's a world where we do a nine whole thing and I give them strokes, but like a lot there was like hundreds of people who were liking oh yeah of like cah bone like me and i was you guys want to see this wait cutsey was going at you oh yeah this is this is cuttsy replying to everybody saying he can smoke you and man

there were a lot of clowns in that comment section man cutsy went to defend his family go go those comments dude i just i don't understand why i always get taken a straight oh my god Those aren't all me, Bob. Those aren't all me. We did. Joe, we're looking at it. They're like 70% me. But I will see.

I don't understand why I always catch strays. I don't get it. Okay, so let me ask you this, though, Joe. Do you think that maybe when people see you in the comments defending it and when you're telling people like get bent and all that, that it heightens them up to keep coming at you more, whether that's justified or not? But don't you think that maybe that's what keeps them going when they see that? Yeah.

But I have an honor to defend. and I'm going to do that. Sure. Yeah, he has a son now. He has a son now. See, he could play the father of one excuse now, too. He could be like, guys, I'm a father of one. I'm not like you be here.

Jaybon got, got, um, jaybone got, um, jaybong got a lot of support in those comments, too. People were coming in his back, not even at me. I said the most offhand when we were riding in the cart and cuts he was roasting him. Offhand, I was like, this guy thinks he's the best golfer of all time. And I was getting roasted too. I think Jaybone's got a little. army out there. No, there's just a lot of haters on the

side. By the way. That that's the actual Speaking of Mikey V, we were going to record the Brilley dumb show and he had just posted on his story of like, all the Mondays and it was like Tony Soprano like waking up on a Monday. And he texts

us, he's like, hey guys, I'm off today. Like if you want to record today. What do you mean the Mondays? Like, you're off today, dude. Yeah, that was as fraudulent as the eight iron going 196. He must work at a country club or a barbershop. I have barbershops closed on Monday.

It used to be a thing. I don't know if it is anymore. I would like to put to rest. Jay Bones said in the cart, his theory is that I don't want to be grouped in that we hit the same club, the same distance. I will say this right on and off the record. I don't care how far I hit it. I want to hit the ball more straight and I want to hit fairways and greens so that I

become a better player. I've gone are the days where I just want to pound it into a bar. Oh, but D, man, you like hitting a boom. No. By the way, pop, you always hopes me into trying to hit me. He'll be like, are you going to, what do you say? You like to get, what is the phrase you give me, Pop? We're like, I know exactly.

Oh, the gusto. Are you going to give it the gustow? No, I think I'm going to hit an iron. He's like, but Cutsi, aren't you going to give it the cussco? Like he always wants me to pick up the thing for him. And then all shit goes around. There's a moment in this mini-major episode. where, yeah, you and Bob were ham and egg in it and playing well.

But there was a moment during the editing process where, like, you're getting at, you're like, I think it's, I forget what the number was, you're like, I'm going to take a six iron. Bob, if you want to maybe saw off a seven would, maybe even a five wood. I know, it was a nine wood. You had a little smirk on your face. All the time. I'm not going shade at him. That was the right club for him.

No, but you, my only point is you like that you're the big, Correct. And to make a point to the camera of the club he had. Like, I don't care, but when you, he'll make a point to the camera to let the camera know, hey, I have this club. He's got that close. I would rather hit the ball less far and hit greens and hit it straight. Well, I agree with that. I agree with that, too. I think Jensen's the one struggling with that a little bit more than you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I want to be the big hitter. He wants to be, you know, He wants to be the Kyle Schwarber of Bob DeSports. Great play.

Whenever he gets on a video, he wants the clip of all clips. He wants a 350-yard drive. He wants a chip within two feet. He wants the, he wants a bomb. The moment. And you know what? Who doesn't? You know, I get that.

Cutsi, who's, who's, who are you? Who is that? Is that a hockey player? Yeah, old school guy played for the New York Rangers. Did you see my post yesterday? yesterday of those dumb ass shirts that I got. It's actually what's going on. I kind of like that.

But these, the quality is so bad. Where'd you buy that? Are they Gilden? I've been, I've been, I just bought a treadmill off a TikTok shop. What?

Where are you gonna, where are you gonna put it? Well, it's not like a legit treadmill. It's like a walk. Is it one of those like, yeah, okay, I like that.

Where you just walk. I like that a lot. Watch the Yankee game and just walk. You got to put that in the stream room and one stream just, just got to walk. The whole stream. That's a great idea.

If that sauna, a cold plunge or whatever, that's still on the table, I will take you up on that because I got a storage unit now. Yeah. Nicole and I will use it. I don't listen to the sauna. I'm linked up. I'm linked up there. Also, on that post, I had a great comment and I did not get a like by author. I think I have the top comment.

What was the comment? I kept waiting. I kept checking. What was the comment? I said if the QR code, if you scan the QR code on the shirt, it takes you to cameo. Because he left a QR code on the fucking shirt. That's actually pretty good. I saw that comment and I made a mental note and I said, I got to get back to that.

Like, that's good. And then I never got back to it. Does Sugar Sean know his name and likeness is being used on the Jersey Shore or an LBI? He streams as he streams and goes on everybody's podcast, I would kill to have Sugar. I thought he said he was going to come on. Yeah, it was through John, John Chahidi and, oh, come on, Dee. I mean, I'm trying, dog.

What happened with that? Well, Dana's supposed to come on the Brownlee Dumb show. And he said, hit up his assistant. So I've been talking to her. I can't get a date. You know, long. You wrote a cash. He wrote a check you couldn't cash.

I know. I have promised more people on the Brownlee Lund show and not delivered than it. But hey, but at least you're bringing opportunities. It's more than I have. I got to close though, man, just one of them. You know, I said Schifter. But I got to tell you, I mean, Bob, these guys that you're describing go on every podcast in the world. They won't go on a little.

I know. I know. You open TikTok and you'll see one of those guys on a podcast. I know. Bro, I would kill to sit down with like Sugar Sean or Dustin Poy. Like I want to talk to a UFC. Because if we could have the conversation, and I know Bob, the sports is not UFC, but if you guys could hear the conversation I had with Gachie going home,

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I confirmed that. We got to get there. You know what I was shocked by? I, and then people started coming at you guys to me, is that over the weekend, I popped on a little happy Gilmore, too. And I watched it, and I loved it. And then, and then I sent a tweet out that said that I loved it.

And people started saying, now I'm an avid listener to the brilliant dumb show, obviously, but I hadn't listened at the time. And people said that you guys did not like it. You were trashy. Oh, is that why you asked me? Yeah. I, Pop, I don't know if you saw it and Jensen, if you guys saw it. I love Adam Sandler.

Like a lot of those guys, we know that that made cameos with the golfers. I thought it was staff. Oh my God. It was, it was perfect. This guy, let me tell you something about the guy on the bottom left. If there is a public opinion about something that most people feel strongly about, he'll take the other side. He needs the inside track, the hot take on something.

You know what he'd be like he'd be like the one person betting the don't pass line on a crap table. Yes. Just an absolute smudging. The movie was. incredible. It wasn't like a cinematic masterpiece. You thought the maxi part, like the evil guy, you thought that was incredible? Not, not per se, but it was every, it was exactly what you want. It was some dumb humor, goofy ass shit. It was, do you not remember the first one and how absurd happy Gilmore one was that a guy's fucking arm, his hand got bitten by a, by an alligator? It wasn't, so,

so I haven't seen it yet, but is it a little bit like the entourage movie where it was just a lot of cameos? It was just built completely on. Too much. But it was also in a stop. They were, it was like, they were like paying respect to the first one for half.

There was. They played some of these old. That was cool. Yeah, but I, I didn't expect, like, and I know everybody's saying, like, just because you didn't expect, you know, a perfect masterpiece,

you can still criticize the movie. You can, but it wasn't different than any of his other goofy-ass movies. It was exactly what I thought it was going to be. And I thought it was funny. There was two halves of the movie. of the movie. Two what?

Yeah, I agree with that. There was two halves of the movie. I agree. I agree. The first half, I actually thought was quite decent. I thought it was quite good. The second half, when they do the whole live golf league and they take it to the next level, that was preposterous.

You got Reggie Bush in there, just clowning. It was all. But that's what, it was just some goofy shit. It was still funny. Like, that was what they were trying to do. And you were still watching it like, oh, my God, that's Adam Sandler and Happy Gilmore. This is. It was perfect.

You didn't, it was the dumbest movie of all time in a good way. That's all I'm trying to say. I thought that the two cameos, we won't give too much out for pop, but the two cameos, Joe mentioned on the brilliant show that Bad Bonnie actually, I thought it was really good. He was funny. And then our dear friend of the program, Willie Zee, I thought he was awesome. Yeah, I thought he was really good. Scotty Schaeffler was great, too.

And you know who else was hilarious for two seconds? I don't even if you picked it up was Xander Schoffley in that scene. Oh, yeah, classic him. It was so funny. I know. It's so funny thinking about it. They were like, who are we going to pick to make this state to do this? And they were probably all like, Zander.

It was so funny. People need to do more of a deep dive into Xander. He's got a lot to give. And there's a guy behind there that I think people need to see a little bit too. He's just such a sarcastic dickhead. And he would be the first to tell you. And we love him. And we love him for that exact reason.

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We can touch briefly on the Breezy. No D-Man at the Breezy, New Jersey, hot as a motherfucker, man. That was, I thought it was so much. much fun considering how hot it is, but like it doesn't matter who shows up at that tournament, what you're doing. If it's 98 degrees and it said it felt like 108, it's hard to have a great time. And with that, I think we still had a blast, but thoughts on the breezy.

It was, I thought it was as good as it could be with the heat. Like you said, I will say, I thought it was cool. And you were there too. Because it was like near your hometown and all your friends showed up, it was, I thought it was pretty cool to see that. And your whole family was there. I unfortunately only met your uncle for two seconds. Oh, really?

I was trying to get a deeper dive on him because you had said he was, he was a wild man, a wild man. Speaking of your uncle, the funniest thing in the world happened where, because he looks a lot like your dad, right? So this one fan came up and was like, sir, I just want to say you're one of my favorite parts of Bruntly dumb content. And he got such a kick out of it. He went over to your dad.

and told that story in front of your dad to as many people as would listen. He was just like, so I'm standing there, right? And this guy thinks I'm Mike, right? And he tells me how much he loves what I do, right? Your dad, after the fifth time, he tells a story. It's like, yeah, we heard it. We heard a story, Danning. Yeah, people are going up.

Those guys are quite an act together. You know what else I love about our tournament is that the winning score is always so bad. Like at when whenever you see whenever you and I shouldn't say so bad, but whenever you see like charity events or like these videos online or anything, the winners are always like 18, 19, 20, 21. We're always at like 13 or 14 like at our tournaments, the winning crew. It's incredible. We used to have with the Breezy Opens. We used to have where if you win, you got a free foursome to the next breezy. But there was a crew that I remember specifically that they were clearly rigging it and getting the belts.

And the reason that I know that they were rigging it was Grant, Mason, and then who were the two other guys that showed up to like Daltooch? Daltouche and then one other who's like a stick, though. It wasn't it great. Cole, Cole. And Cole. Yeah. So yes, Grant, Cole, Mason, and Daltuch.

And Grant came to me after the tournament. It's in Chicago. He's like, we played the best round of our lives. Like that was the best we could have possibly shot. So I remember thinking to myself, if anybody came near. them there's a problem and this group tried to say that they came originally i think they said they tied and then they said they were one back and i saw the group swings you know whether that's the case they were they were good but they were not like grand horrid that level one of the guys

called me out and said that i accused him of cheating and that i was defaming his his uh you know his whole persona and like i was talking shit and he was like he was like i am the hate that you need to play in a series. And I was like, dude, where did I talk shit about you? So he sent me a clip that he went back and found from like an old clip of us in your apartment D. And I didn't say anything. And he goes, oh, I guess I was wrong on that.

I was like, yeah, dude, I didn't talk shit. Those were the Massachusetts guys. Yeah, they were nice. I mean, look. They're nice guys. I think one of the guys actually lives in my complex. Oh, I thought you just said they're the Massachusetts guys. Yeah, they are, but one of the guys I was walking and I saw me the other day.

And I was like, hey, how's it going and stuff? And then I started talking. He's like, you don't know who I am, do you? And I was like, no, I don't think so. And he's like, I played in like multiple tournaments with you. And I was like, a breezes? He's like, yeah. He's like, I was sorry, dude.

I meet a lot of people. And then he's like, I was with the Massachusetts guys. And I was, oh, okay, he was a nice guy, but no clue. Yeah, they were good. I mean, they were good players. But when I saw Grant that day and for them to say they had their best ever day, But then we stopped doing the free foursome. So, yeah, so you're going to go hold baby Luca?

You're going to hold a update? I should. I really should, but I don't. Well, I haven't. Hold on a second. He doesn't like kids. Hang on a second. Exactly where I wanted to go at this spot.

Hang on a second. That might be true. But have you given me a direct invite to come and hold baby Louca? Of course. I got a FaceTime. By the way, I just. I just called you the other day and I said, can we go grab lunch or can I see you? Because you're here, but you might as well be on planet Jupiter because no one knows where you are.

Your ass up somewhere just going off at the Wyndham Golf Tournament, which started going on right now. And it's like, and I would be, I said, can we go grab a soup or something? Can I see me? Yeah, we should grab a soup. Yeah, we should. Yes, the invitation is always over. And by the way, I would like some Jewish influence on my boy. It would be good to have, you know,

Jewish uncle Yaman to come on over. Oh, yeah. No, you're right. My thing is like with the, I, holding the, the infants until they're like a, like a few months old. I, you know, it skis me out a little bit. I'm not going to like. They're like aliens as far as I'm off.

You know what I mean. I, but I was nervous holding them. It's a very nerve-racking thing. Yeah, I will say he's a, he's a handsome baby. Like, he's a good looking kid. So, yeah, I, I can, I can. Tray. Mason came by the other day with Cass and he helped. He like was kind of, he's such a big guy. And he held him. He looked like a peanut in his hands. And he just looks over at Cassie. He goes, I won't want.

Oh, man. But Bob, you did great. The baby actually was calm. Bob didn't, you know, now he held them for like two minutes. I mean, I don't know how if you have to actually go through when they start getting like ornery and like crying and going crazy. It's wild. Yeah. have to have a lot of patience. But yeah, no, do. Bob did very well. I was impressed, too, that, like, you were so, like, beside yourself, like, you had never seen a baby before.

Like, Bob was really, like. It's a cool thing. It really is. It's wild. It really is. Is it a chill baby or he's screaming and crying all the time? With me, he was very chill. He's kicking it.

When he eats, after he eats, he goes almost into, like, a milk coma. And he's very quiet and good. And, like, but then, when he gets hungry and, and, you know, and I can't offer him what he needs, he will just start thrashing his legs and his hands will start going all over the place. And he's very strong for like, he just turned seven pounds. He just, we weighed him in the seven pounds. He is strong for a little guy.

Like, you have to hold him down when he starts thrashing. It's wild. But he's a good kid. He's a good baby. I mean, I don't know what to base it off. I have never had another child to be like, oh, what's a standard? for being a good kid. Do you think you'll have another baby?

Too early to say. Not right now, dude. It's a lot. But yeah, maybe. I mean, Nicole said that she would be down. I just, I think right now we need some time just to, you know, it's like, it's like the first time you buy a car, you don't just go and buy another car right away, you know? Like you ease into having that, unless you're Leland.

Can you imagine? Can you imagine people who have like twins or triplets? I don't. No. That's wild. When you're preparing for like one kid and maybe. that's like, you know, financially what you can afford. And then next thing, you know, you find out you're having triplets, yet alone twins.

Like, that has got to be wild. Pop, did you, I literally told Now Road, Jet told me at New Jersey, he's like, I think I'm going to go to New York for a couple days after and, like, go hang out with my friends. And Jet came up or something. I said, in our road, I said, I guarantee you, I'm going to get a text from him within the next couple days when he gets to New York about how much he hates New York. and how bad he wants to get out. And I think we were at breakfast or something.

It was so funny. He sends the text. He's like, I got to get the fuck out of here. Like, I hated her. And I just turned and I just turned the phone to Niroden and showed her. And she just started cracking up. Like, it was true. It's true.

Listen, I'm not, it's not, I love seeing my friends in New York. But when I go back now and I'm like looking around that city and like knowing the way, like, how much I live. outside of a busy city now. And like I lived there and it was great. And then we lived in L.A. and it was great. When I go back now, it's like, you know, like I love seeing my friends. But when you go outside and you're like seeing New York City, it just doesn't do it for me anymore. You know who loves New York?

The thing about New York is it's still got that sour, dude. New York still has that stoop sour, dude. That's way uptown, dude. That's way uptown, dude. You got to go way uptown. You know who loves themselves from New York is Weston McKinney down there. Oh, yeah, I love New York. I've been there once.

I was going to tell you, Jayvone, you want to live there. I was going to tell you to stay there. I would prefer where Pop is. Like, just seeing the area that Pop is, I like the Philly part. I used to love New York City, but I like where Pop is more than New York City right now.

Yeah, Philly's great because it's a small city, but it's a city, you know, and it's perfect. I can walk everywhere. I don't have a car. I'm going to get a car, though. I'm realizing I do need a car. But not to get around the city, it's perfect.

The only thing with Philly is it's filthy. It's a filthy. So is New York. No, but this is a different level. The trash per capita is unrealistic. Well, they're on strike, Paul. Well, they went off strike, but it was filthy before that, but it hasn't helped anything. So they were on strike.

I think it might have been the podcast you missed. The garbage guys were on strike because they didn't feel like they were getting. Yeah. But it was so humid that week that they took off that all the trash. was still on the side of the street and it just baked out there. It baked and I had sushi, you know, it was terrible. Pop is the funniest guy in the world now because he became like a dad of four without having any kids and like he goes outside and take out his garbage and he's like surveying

the neighbors like seeing what's going on. He's calling up like the local services, you know, and Jaybone on the on the flip side, Jaybone caught one look of the freaking Eminem store in Times Square and he's like, oh man, I I just should be very his close on. He did. I'm telling you, we went to New York. We went to, we walked through Times Square and he was a kid in a candy shop, dude. I mean, I just think it's sick.

I mean, I grew up in, like, in Florida, Orlando, I never really traveled anywhere. And I grew up in, like, some super suburban area. So growing somewhere where you can literally just, like, walk everywhere. And everything's open late and everything's super close was like, I mean, that's sick. I tell you what, Jaybo spends a year in New York, he'll come back in that eight iron, 196. Yeah, that's a no-brainer. Yeah, you know, funny was Rob Brant brought me that, that teastake, and you said that you were

watching me give it to your friend because you knew that I was going to offer it to your friend, not knowing that he's kosher, and I was so excited to have him trying it. I was watching, like, I was watching a car crash pop. I saw it. I saw him going over. And I was like, I was just hoping my friend was just going to be like, ah, fuck it. eat it and he was like no i'm not eating that and then bob's like you're not you're gonna turn down cheese steak like it was it was very funny yeah well you're in that it was very good what

traveled incredibly why i let my dad try it and to see him try it he was like oh my god he's not like a huge cheese steak guy he's like it's the bread it's the bread it's melina right oh my god dude i never had one that was my first one i thought it was fantastic it's a lot though it could that thing could put you out for like a week. Angela follows Bob just sports, by the way. I know. I talk to them. Is that true?

Oh, yeah. They've got to dialogue on that. Pop, Bob, Bob, you got to toss in a word. Yeah. You're right. Yeah. I live five minutes away. Yeah, the owner follows and like supports the boy.

It's going to be a doctor dower situation. We'll be like, oh, yeah, the big ticket. He lives five minutes with it. Hey, pop, if he's not, pick it. Tick. If he. It's a house. Pop, if he's not liking your top comment, he ain't mentioned you.

I know. I know. I know. You know how much joy I got out of telling Dr. Dower that he was there because you knew. Oh, you got to see. I saw the smirk on your face. It was the same one when Joe tells you to take a seven one, but he's picking a six-eyed. That's not true, Paul.

You get the same amount of enjoyment. So, Dr. Dower, you've got a ticket. Ticket. He goes, yeah, my kids are a big fan of the show. Ticket? And Neil, Neil Arnett, he got a transplant a couple of months ago. Man, no, I. No, it wasn't a couple of months ago.

It was two years. But yeah, he should remember one of his most successful procedures. I would go back, man. I would love another procedure. I just don't know if I had the donor hair left. I'm a bob and tick trip to turkey with the behind the scenes. We get the dude from Barstool. The three of us go over there.

They offered us to go on Baldstool. They did? Yeah. You offered. Bob turned it down. You turned it down? I don't know. I guess we should do the content for ourselves.

Like we should do it for ourselves, you know, the content. I mean, credit to them, they, they like have, that's like their thing. Like, I don't know if it'll play like as well. But yeah, I really thought of that. But it's a big commitment. And you make it sound like you're going to a remote area of the world. That is like a third far away. I do agree that Turkey can be.

Turkey's pretty out there. A dangerous place. But it's, to me, the juice is worth a squeeze. Have you heard the story that one guy told me, one guy said that he got a transplant, don't me wrong, he looked terrific. Joe, I think your buddy got one that looks amazing. But he was in Turkey and the doctor did not speak English. And he was having like a seizure after they put in like the numbing thing or whatever.

And he couldn't communicate what was going on. And that to me was like, I'm out. Now, granted, I know that's probably a very rare time, but still, I was out. Dr. Dower would know if I'm hurting. Yeah, he would. One last thing I want to say about the breezy, if I could bring it back there for a second, is I just remembered, I hadn't seen some of these OG guys in a long time. I had ever even met Philly Brett Miles, but to see Frankie DeLuca again and some of it, and Gracia, that was, that was a ploy. last to see some of these miles not in person we talk and DM all that's he's got me tickets to

flyers games yeah i remember that i've never met him in person yeah frankie deluca was there miles was there who was the first one he said the other one he said uh ingracia yeah some of these guys i hadn't seen i think of the oh geez i think miles i think lars lewis i think of frankie frankie frankie deluca owin diltz yeah hawkabobabas another one yeah yeah who's an absolute legend. F.E shared a room with Huckabah at the first,

at the first meetup. They shared a room. But Bob's right. I mean, those OGs, and when we say OGs, the guys that were with us like when we were doing the happy hours,

the Patreon happy hours, like there's some hardcore OGs. And then for me having the high school friends, I haven't seen these guys. You know, a lot of the guys that were there, a lot of my high school friends, were guys that I didn't necessarily hang out with a lot,

but we went to high school together, we played sports together. So to see everybody together. And then, They had 12 people. So they had three different tea times. And they were all backed up, you know, one after the other. On the last hole, they all joined up together.

So it was 12 of them on one hole. And seeing that was incredible. I don't know if that group will ever be together ever again. It was insane. So they were the ones who fucked up the pace of play. Correct. They did it on 18. No, it actually, the thing flew.

And immediately after the round, it started pouring. Yeah. It was awesome. But when I was on your hold, you guys did a group shot. Like all you guys, and I was like, that's pretty fucking sad. That's a frame job. Because my dad's in that. Yeah.

Your one buddy, Mike, is a wild character. He will have one. I know he's going to hear this, but he'll have one cocktail. Yeah, and he can't put a sentence together. They, they, uh, my. Is that your friend, Mike? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, he's the man. I like him. Yeah, he's the man. And he was talking to my parents and my friend Tyler. He goes, mom and dad just got caught in the vortex. And we look over. He's like trying to get words at. He just gets so hammered.

He can't put words together. He's great. And then I said how to go. I said my dad's like, how to go talking to Mike? He goes, don't know. Didn't understand a word. Oh, that's good, man. All right.

Let's go into a little Q&A if you have it there, Jensen or pop. Perfect. Jensen, you got any? Yeah, I got some. Oh, perfect. Jensen always hits us with the bang jobs, by the way. All right, starting off with that, the first one comes from Alex Musicus. What is the happiest moment of Jett's life?

Whoa! Wow, I like this. It starts very hard. Let me think. I don't want to say, like, it better not be a bet. Pet in a five, like, Harlan. Yeah, better not be a bet. It might, uh, I have to say Peters.

I've never seen him so happy. Well, there's different things. There's like, there's like happiness like that. And then there's like, you know, real. I have to think. We want the real shit. I'm trying to think. Chad was really happy when we played the Black Desert that twilight.

He seemed to have like fun. Because he was leaving the next day. Yeah, that's true. But do they? Yeah. But like those late twilight rounds, Chet always has a good time. I would say, yeah,

I'm at my happiest when we're playing golf together, twilight round for sure. Like when we used to go to more part, late and the vibes were great. Like, I don't know if people are expecting me to say, like, when, you know, some, like, sentimental thing, but that's, like, when I'm happy. Is there a moment, like, in high school?

Like, when you played sports, did you have, like, a big sports moment or something that was... Not really, no. No? Because you're an athletic guy. You're a good basketball. I've done a lot of shit with my friend. Like, like, I've had some really, you know,

when I lived in New York, like, it's not like a specific moment, just like the vibes. When I lived with my friend, like my best friends when I was growing, like the guys I grew up with, we lived together in New York for like three, four, five years, and we just had a fucking blast. So I could say like that timeframe for sure.

A lot of fun stuff. He's been betting the Yankees every single day, and he messages me when like that Devin Williams is about to blow a save, and he'll like, take it out on me. He'll be like, these guys fucking sucking out. I'm there, I'm watching. Well, I know that Bob, like, cares about, like, if I'm betting on the Yankees or betting on whoever,

I feel like I care about that team more than any of their diehard fan. besides the Yankees when it comes to Bob so I can I text because I'm like what the I need somebody to relate to in that moment I'm always watching when you mess it to me I'm always sweating it out I can't I can't win with the Yankees I met on them and they're the worst team in baseball but against them and they win against all odds it's winning unbelievable it's like watching like I hate to say it but like they're they have no there's no like crispiness or fun like it's all bat shit crazy going on over there it's So straight.

And the thing is, too, I know people don't really necessarily want to hear me talk about the Yankees, but they're at the trade deadline right now. And they have too much pride to be sellers when in reality they really should because they don't have what it takes to win the World Series. So rather than swallow the pride, be sellers. They're going to try and buy. And maybe they'll make the playoffs. I don't think they'll go very far. But, yeah, that's got somebody really good today.

And they've been playing really well. Yeah, Phillies would love an outfielder, Bob, if you got one. Philly's just got the Twins Closer. The Wren who's nasty. Oh, Loujers has got Shane Bieber is who they got. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Duran should be, we have a lot of issues in the bullpen that one, like, same thing with Bob.

I don't think anyone wants to talk to about the Phillies, but there's so many issues in the bullpen that one guy is not going to be the difference. But I guess come playoffs, one of your starters, you'll go down to a four-man rotation. One of your starters will go to the bullpen. But, yeah, they need a bat. the worst way. They've been the same offensive team for the last three years where they score 12 one game, then five games they can't score more than one, then 12 again. They're going nowhere.

We should be selling. So bad. Just beat the Mets. Well, the Mets just got, what's his name? The Mets just got a big signing too. Dude, they're the new, they're the new Yankees because the X. Cohen will just spend money on like, meanwhile, how Steinbrenner was fighting during this meeting they had. He was fighting for there to be a sound.

salary cap. It's like, dude, you're taking away our best tools that we have unlimited money that's been he wants salary cap. There's some owners in certain leagues that just will derail your team. Like the Canucks have these Aqualini's. They're more concerned about making money by building high-rise condos than about the actual state of the team. And you can go on the record of me saying that because you know what? Lord knows I would kill someone to, well, not really, but I would kill to have the Canucks when it's down the cup and I don't think it's ever going to happen Seth's why you want a guy who's like

a super fan like a Mark Cuban like you want a guy who is like a super fan Well look at the Florida Panthers that's what you want guys who just want to win yeah who owns the Panthers Couldn't tell you Oh like that Michael Rubin like I could see him owning a team and he's like a super fan Like he would be a very good owner

He owned a team he had to get rid of it because He owned part of the Sixers He has a conflict of interest now. He had a very small piece, but he owned it. If Jerry Ferreira owned the Knicks, they would win a championship again. Yeah. But what Jerry Ferreira would find out quickly, and the reason a lot of these things end up happening the way they do

is because at the end of the day, they're businesses that need to make money. And if you can make more money, you know, not winning the World Series and spending less, but your bottom line is better, a lot of these teams, unfortunately, take that route and don't share the same passion that the fans do. The goal is different.

All right, let's do another queue. We should, we should buy like a, uh, a, uh, uh, a, uh, triple a team. To buy the Savannah banana as well. Yeah, we should get too, that would be the spokesperson. They're expensive now. Portnoy talked about wanting to buy a WMBA team. I saw that. Yeah.

And how good the WMBA is doing now. If he bought a team, it would bring a lot of eyes. It would. To the NBA. All right. Another one. Yeah. All right.

This one comes from Bent and Roberts. Stay staying on the topic of baseball. Bob, who in the crew would be the easiest and the hardest to strike out? Yo, by the way, real quick, Rob Brandt came to the Breezy and showed us a YouTube clip of you, I guess in slow motion. Or no, Teddy showed us actually, of you throwing a pitch slow motion to Teddy. Yeah. It was a, you had a nice little motion there. Really?

Yeah, your pitching motion was nice. I had good mechanics. Yeah, your mechanics were great. Yeah. I, um, maybe Jaybone, because Jaybon would just swing for the fences. So I would throw a couple, like, I could see Jaybone just going for like a home run. So I'd like throw a change up away, like something just in the dirt that I think he's going to over swing on, respectfully, Jaybone. And then the, um, probably the hardest to strike out, probably Stuby because I don't see Stuby swinging outside the zone.

I would see him being like very like, he only wants pitches. like inside, like middle or like inside. And like I don't see him going much out of the strike zone. You would want a guy that kind of overswings outside of the strike zone. Steve's actually very athletic too. I feel like he's good at most sports. He only hits, he's got to touch. He only hits cuts.

Like his balls go to center, then they start drifting to right. I feel like Cutsi would just foul out for me. Yeah, I think Cutsi would strike out pretty fast. Oh, I think he would. The best for Cutsi, too, would be like calls with the ump. Like there could be a ball right down the pipe that he strikes out looking and he would like throw a fit where it was they do like, you know, they do like where they show the box of where it was and right down the pipe. My TikTok out there's a lot of the buyers making bad calls. I love that.

Of like there's one that happened. Was it the Reds game or something the other day? There was a pitch like right down the middle. And the guy called the ball. And they're like, what are we doing? Now I started watching. I went down the rabbit hole and then I saw the Soto getting into it with the umpire. And now all it's in the, I'm in the algorithm.

Tessie, you're not at baseball. You, you didn't grow up. You were talking in one of the videos that's coming out later about how you didn't grow up playing. Like, I don't even think, I've never seen you swing a baseball. I would be terrible. Yeah. Have you ever gone to a batting cage or did you play Little League at all? I played T-ball and then I played minors, which is like.

We should, we should hit the batting cages for a little BTS. Yeah, that'd be fun. It would be bad, I think. I think that would be bad. There was something we did with you that was sports that you couldn't. I'm trying to remember what it was. We did something that I don't know if it was baseball with everybody. Oh, that we did.

But no, it was like, I was good at the wall climbing. Was it the pickleball? No, he was good. You're pretty good. Yeah, I'm not sure. I'll have to. AJ Mentor is just ready when we are for that same way Jack Eichol is ready for that Pugn Challenge.

But we talked about doing something with Minder. I am going to that wedding, by the way. Oh, you are? Yeah. Where is it? it's in Texas. AJ? Yeah, he invited.

He's like the realist, the OG. He asked me to God. I can't say no. He's the inventor of the Splo. Yeah. And that's brought a lot of joy to our lives. Everybody likes a good little sploo. I like the Bobb's sports crew.

He is the inventor of the Splare. All right, this one comes from J.J. Valentine. If a ticket can start on the edge of the. the green for every hole, could he beat FP in nine holes? Yo, I tied this motherfucker on one in the gauntlet, and I was two feet away from tying him on another one. That is the most disrespectful question I've ever heard in my own. I agree.

I think he, I do. I think he would win that. Now, a better question is if we do like a Bob Grant situation where I start 200 yards out on every hole, and he starts at the, now. that gets dicey. But, yeah. Edge of the green.

Dude, also too, Grant hit me up. You know, I thought we were joking about that. He goes, hey, Bob,

sorry to bang you. And that's, I was like, oh, geez, here we go. He wants to do the video of me

starting on the edge of every green. He wants to do it. Yeah, he wants to do like at the park where there's these big greens and I start from the greens.

I'm like, you're such a dick, but I'm it. Did you meet him on the 200 in that one? Yeah, I beat him on the, last hole. Yeah. Yeah. If Grant comes in with the hand of knowing he's going to bang you, you know it's a bad one because he doesn't, he doesn't notice when he does it on the fly.

I know. He helps a lot more than anyone I've ever seen. He's the nicest guy in the world. And he bangs Bob like without question multiple times a day when we were at Black Desert. He was throwing shade. I know, especially well, really with the, yeah, with the golf game. There's a lot to go off of. By the way, boys, we got to get ready for the internet invitational. Like, even you, Yams. Like, you got to start swinging the club a little bit. We've been playing a little bit.

I'm pretty, I don't want to say I'm confident, but I'm pretty happy with where my games. I do think I'm going to, like we said, if it's tiered out and I'm in the bottom tier, which I think I will be. I'm capable of hitting some good fucking shots. I hate to say, like, I am not a good golfer, but I think I'm going to surprise a couple people. Now, with that being said, I'm going to be shit in my pants, like, very nervous, especially if we make it a little bit. like if it gets down to the wire. But I am looking forward to it. I think it'll be great.

I just don't want to embarrass myself. That's my only thing. But it's going to be, I truly do believe I don't want to jinx us, but I think it could be the most viewed YouTube video that there's ever been. If we really do this thing right and with the amount of people that are in it, but time will tell on that. So ladies and gentlemen, that does it. That has been another edition of the Bob Dust Sports Podcast.

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