Bob Does Sports Podcast - Bob Does Sports Goes Overseas

Episode Date: August 23, 2023

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We're in Scotland right now. We're at the pub yesterday. We're having fun. Me, Bob and Perez. This is really bad. He looks at me and FP and goes, no, I've got to tell you what. Ireland's really starting to pack some heat right now. He goes, Ireland's heating up. He thought Scotland and Ireland were the same thing. It was so fattucked up. Did you say I'm a, I'm the bad guy? Are you kidding me? I'm the problem. It's me.

Um, no, I think you're the meanest at all of us. I'm the problem. What? No, like you're, you're, you got a big heart, but yeah, take, you have a mic and it. Can you say that again just so people know that I'm not being an asshole? Totally the meanest. For sure. What are you talking about you? You're going to dark places that know a lot of people won't go.

Can I also be the nicest? You're a mean-spirited bad, bo-in-bush. I'll say that. I think you're also the nicest when you're a good one. No, he's not the nicest. You're pretty nice, too, Bob. But you're only, you are pretty nice, though, when you're in a good mood. I'd like to say, I'm very nice.

I'd like to say I'm very nice. But you're also, you have the capability of being the meanest. I think I'm going to throw my name in that hat. You are 100%. I'd like to say I'm one of the nicest. I'm pretty fucking nice. I'm pretty fucking nice. No, Bob,

I think I might be the nicest. I think everyone's pretty nice. I think I'm a pretty nice guy. I think I'm a pretty nice guy. That's nonsense. Yeah, take you're a great guy. You're a nice guy. Yeah.

Whoa, whoa. No, no, no. You are. You are. You are. You are a nice guy. I'm just saying, I think you're very nice guy. But you will take jokes in dark places that very few will go into.

But that's not, that doesn't come down to being a mean person. That's just a sense of, you know, follow you down that past. I think Jett intrinsically is nice. It's like buried beneath the rubble, there's that diamond. I like dark shit. I think everyone here's a nice guy except Jet. I agree with that.

Yeah. Did you hear what I said, though? I said it's like buried beneath the rubble, there's a diamond. It's like inside the cave of wonders, you know, in the Disney. It's deep. It's great analogy. Let me ask you this. We've talked about it before, but if I died, would you cry?

That's awful, dude. I told you, I would cry because I realized I got to figure something out. Yeah, he'd cry for his career. Yeah. He'd mourn his career. That would cry. That's so fucked up, dude. That's so.

Let me take something. Here's what happened. Here's what happened. If you died, I would be heartbroken. I really would. It would take me a long, long time. But that's not an indictment. Say what, neither of these young men are dying at times soon.

No, seriously. But that's not an indictment. Because I won't go back. You like that dark shit, though. I like that dark ship. I like that doesn't make me. I'd be, I'd be. I'd be in shambles for a long time.

Really? Yeah, if you died, I would be... Like what, like a month? Oh, dude. No, I think it's... Honestly, any one of you guys did, it would take me a long time. He told me once that if I died,

he'd be sad for a day, he'd hire a new guy and keep him moving. I heard him say that. Keep him moving. That's a thing. That's a dark shit. No, he's a nice guy, though. He's a nice guy, though.

Yeah. What do you mean? I'm a shirt off my back type guy. Nye. No, you ain't. No, yeah. I've never seen it. Six face says it all. I wish you can see it on the camera.

But would you cry? If you died? Yeah, I'd cry. I think I'd be shocked. He'd be like one of those single tier people. I would just start crying. I'd be like, one am I crying?

Why am I crying? And then I'd be like, what changed in my life that I'm crying? Why am I crying? And then I'm like, oh, the weather is the winter night. If one of us died, like Joe would be heartbroken,

but then he would switch gears. Like, you could show him a funny Instagram video. And he would be, like, bawling out laughing. and then he would have to reel it back to remember that he's sad. You know, like you would hear him just pelt out. He would say it too. He'd be like, oh, no, we're sad, we're sad.

And then he'd go to any sort of crap. Oh, dude, I wish Bob was here. Yeah, we're going to Vegas. Oh, my God, Southwest is going to Vegas first class. Oh, Bob's dead. Bob's dead. Fuck. Bob would have wanted me to get that first class.

He would. Yeah, would have. You know why? Because I'm a nice guy. Yeah. Yeah. No, Bob is actually a very nice guy. Thanks, dude.

But the first class ticket. Got to get that first class, dude. The fact that you've already looked at the first class option coming back in a week from now is sick. Was that not the worst flight coming out here that we've ever taken? It was bad. Was that not the worst? That was one of the more difficult experiences in my entire life. The red eye.

It was hard. It was very, that's way too long to be sitting in one spot. I just got up. I would just stand up and just like walk. I'd just go stand in the bathroom for like... Me and president on the flight we're just texting each other back and forth

of how much the flight sucks like just back and forth of how bad it was. It was bad. It was making it sound like we were going to go down at any time. That plane's stunk. The ticket sleeps.

I've never seen somebody in a deeper sleep on a plane. He is out. It doesn't matter. First class. Cockpit. 35D. This guy is out.

Like I would go into the bathroom and just stand in for a long time. You did that. Yeah. You have to. What's the point of that? Just to just to stand, man. I think you were like a carnival thing.

You were up and down. I was panicking. I had texted Jed at one point. I was like, I'm very close to panicking. And he's like, why don't you just sit down and breathe? You know it's bad when Jet's telling me that. No, he was in a panic. And I had to deal.

I had two ladies sitting in front of me who were causing a ruckus. And the whole time they were hammered beyond belief. and so I was dealing with that and then every time I would look out I would see FP up and then I'd look out and he'd be down and then I'd look back out and he'd be up and he'd be down and it was pretty interesting and I went back and just like talk to you guys

just like you know what else to do and you were not having any of that did you guys have a meeting in the back of the plane at one point there was a point where all three of you walked directly past me I don't think so I think they'd just all had a moment of just sheer just breakdown up and he came over and he started talking to me and he talked to me for like five minutes I didn't hear a single word

He said. You know, like an airplane you still can't hear anybody? He's like whispering me. He talked to me for five minutes. I swear to you, I didn't hear one word. And he just looked at me and I just looked bag at him. And he just tapped me on the chat and went down to do this.

There were a couple highlights. I didn't need for him to hear me. I just needed to talk. Yeah. For just a second. The highlight, there was a couple highlights for me. The first one was Jet was sitting down and the lady in front of him

raged behind to give him a vodka. And Jet looked mortified. And then she touched his hair. And he's looked to me, he's like, do not touch me. This is a problem. She was hammered. And she looked at Cutsi. And she started talking to Cutsi.

She's like, what do you? Like, oh, he made a joke and she said, like, you're hilarious or something. And then he was trying to annoy me. So he's like, oh, you should talk to this guy. He's hilarious. And she looked, oh, this guy. And she reached around. Oh, yeah.

Grab my hair. It went. It went. It went really south quickly. I was bad. I was like, don't ever touch me again. She's like, whoa, whoa. Like, don't fucking touch me.

What did you say, Smigsey? And then the other. The other highlight was, that's a mean guy. Ticket witnessing Bob try to watch three separate movies within half an hour. Toy Story,

Wolf of Wall Street. What was the third one? Super bad. Super bad. Tri-factor. Didn't get through it. And it wasn't half an hour. It was about six minutes.

Yeah. Then he turned the Great Gatsby on and curled up into a ball. Yeah, I saw the Great Gatsby being watched. I love that movie. Yeah. I've never watched that. You've never seen the Great Gatsby?

Oh, sport. You would love it. You would love it. It all the first time this guy has given me movie advice. Dude, this is like the fucking, we're living in reverse. I think I saved your life on that plane,

that would take with those headphones. You sure did. I think I saved your life. They were not passing out headphones on the plane, like the wired ones to connect to the TV. And the Wi-Fi would not allow you to stream audio. That's correct. Which I normally go to with podcasts.

And Perez, save the day. I just like, I squirrel away those headphones they hand out. I like that. I just have a lot of them. I like that a lot that you're a squirrel.

Why would I not take them? Yeah, I do like that. They're giving them out. Why would I not take them? And you were wide awake, partly because Bob made a joke that you could not move your seat back.

Yeah, he banged me. He absolutely. That is unbelievable that that happened. Bob had an extra room. He had double the room. This fucking guy told Perez not to move his seat and the procedure were replaced. You might as well have bought an economy plus seat.

I was joking. I was joking. I said to him, I said, don't you dare put your seat back. And he thought that I was serious. Why would I not? Why would I not think that? Yeah, that's not my right. Like, that's your seat.

That's what I was thinking myself. Maybe he really isn't a nice guy. So I had to sit up the whole time. Jeez. Yeah, I feel bad about that. Wait, you said don't you dare. I do. I do. I didn't know.

That was a seven hour flight, dog. I didn't know that you took me seriously. Well, you saw I wasn't reclining. Yeah, there was a time where I was like, wow, I can't believe he hasn't reclined. You did yourself, maybe he took me seriously, and I should tell. Because I just figured you would know that I was, that's your seat. If you want to recline, you have every right to. That's what I thought until you said what you said.

Sounds like a mean guy, man. And by the way, I could hear Joe from aisles down, dude. So as I was getting off the plane, I heard a guy in the back. He's like, did you hear that guy with the evil laugh? I'm like, hey, talking about Joe. Get out of here. Joe, I swear to God. I swear.

I mean, you, you, you. You are at your nuttyest. You're not, you're at your nuttiest. It shows more at an airport than any other place. Like it's true colors. It flares up at an airport. It's true, dude. You do go kind of like.

Yeah, because they try to confine you and make you act like you're in a library the whole time. You're doing the job, man. When you're in an airplane, you might as well be in a library for seven hours. It was horrid. Can you not handle that? I don't, I'm a loud person. You don't even whispering. I talk loudly.

Everything I do. is at a higher decibel and I don't understand why I can't just be myself on the plane because there's other people you gotta be consider of other people you know what I said on the plane Cutsi's the only guy that uses the call yes right attendant button like it works like he calls all I've seen him do it all the time he well they come right away and then they'll be like can I get you something and I'll be like yeah I don't have headphones and then you know what they told me same thing they told you that the headphones didn't arrive oh they told me they were looking

No, they didn't arrive. The flight had already taken off. It was like small plane. Yeah, she told me straight up, she's like, unfortunately the headphones didn't come for the flight. It was a small flight. And this is my point is like why the cost of flights continue to go up and the lack of what is being provided continues to go down.

That's a good question. It's a fair question. I'm not just, I'm not blaming anybody specifically, but I'm saying it's one of the few industries where inflation continues. And like, by the way, you want to talk about something that's bad? Let's talk about airplane food. That was one of the most... He did the sign of all this.

Is this what this is? Airplane food. I'm talking about how... I'm talking about like, like, part of the service is you get a meal when you fly. That is, they're serving cardboard on those fucking flights. They are. It was never, it's never been good. It used to be better, man.

It used to be better. I'm sorry. That, that ticket, you said that breakfast. thing you had was one of the worst things. It was one of the most dog shit meals I ever had my entire life. You're a flying tube. I understand that but like come on man you could give something you can give scrambled eggs like from a buffet that like at least are decent. What where would they do that Joe? You don't have a kitchen

yeah where in the world where they do that keep them in one of those like you know the make the most great was good was that that roll was good. What role? You had the roll. Oh that roll you had a sushi roll? I declined. Like the bread? It's a bread roll. Yeah. You think was like a hockey pot.

I should eat. Oh, I like the bread roll. And I'll tell you what. I declined. I didn't have any food. They gave a cookie also and I'm still undecide if it was good or bad. The cookie was part of it was good and part of it was bad. I didn't eat anything.

It was a 10.30 p.m. flight. I mean, realistically, you should have, people should be eating dinner before they get on that flight. Right? I'm making a claim that it's like, why does, why do we have? Like, if you're going to give out terrible food, I'd rather you just give me snacks and drinks instead. I agree with that. Like, give me an extra. thing of peanuts or pretzels or

like you can give me something that's deep. I'm not seeing that I need a fucking filet mignon I'm just saying like instead of giving us food that stinks give me an alternative like you know what would be good? Those little those little things that you can buy the chakutery ones I know you get them all the time they have like the prepackaged meat and cheese

that would be easy. Hill Shire Farm I used to eat those out of your fridge all the time those would be easy to all the time each person gets a chakutory board and you know not like a whole board. But I'm saying like that.

That's a good alternative. I think like a lunchable would be better. A lunchable would be great. All I'm saying is like I'm not saying like I expect the world, but I'm saying like, can we get away from like whatever it is that there's sermon? It ain't working. You know, um, what I'm fascinated with, there's so many of them and every one of them hit 20 million views is when you take the like the air guitar flight.

What happened there? I'm in a good spot. The Air Qatar flights or um... Qatar Air. Qatar or like the first class. Air guitar. Air Qatar. Qatar Air Air.

Qatar Air Airlines. Like a hundred thousand dollar first class ticket and they show all the meals. There's a chef on there. I am fascinated by those videos to where I think I would just take a flight to guitar. And then come right back. Just to experience it. Bob would fly to the Middle East. He's got to like that.

Get out of the plane and get right back on a plane and come back to this thing. Yeah. How good can't, but it's just like, it's just like a big bed. Yeah, but you've got better accommodations in your house. You can bring your dog and put your dog in. Would you go to Dubai? Would you go to Dubai? Dubai is lit.

I don't know if it's for me. Bob, you just said you've got to start seeing more places. We're in Scotland right now. We're at the pub yesterday. We're having fun. Me, Bob and Perez. This is really bad. And, you know, Bob looks over like super serious, looks at me and FP and goes,

you know, I've got to tell you what. Ireland's really. starting to pack some heat right now. Ireland's heating up. Yeah, Ireland's heating up. He thought Scotland and Ireland were the same thing. It was so fucked up. Geographically, you might be one of the worst I've ever met.

Yeah, no, I agree. I got to get out more. You have no geographic sense whatsoever. I got to get out more. There's no question about it. I do. It's neat, you know, like when we went to Italy, there was an eye-opening experience for me. I loved Italy. I was glad, yeah. It's nice to see different cultures and whatnot. I enjoy

that. With that being said, I mean, we have not had one good meal in Scotland if we're calling Space Bate. And it's cool. It's a really cool city. We had the good one. The only thing we've dropped the ball on on the city so far. And maybe it's on us. That pizza was all right. You know, I don't agree with this. Some of the worst pizza I've ever eaten in my.

Yeah, I don't agree with that. And pizzas, I'm not, I like all food. I'll eat it all and I'll say it was all good. That pizza was bad. What? And it was, mine was also like cold. Well, that's a problem. And it was like, it was size of my head. as advertised. And it was,

we all ordered two slices, not knowing that each slice was three slices. It just wasn't, it was just not very good. It was the apolitan style, but like made to be like thin. I thought it was pretty decent. Chelle.

Chad is on one right. I will say contrary. Look from Bob mid-talking. Sometimes. He's fucking cooking up a storm in there. Yeah, he's right. He starts smirking.

Yeah, he's like, look at this fucking experiment I've built. Yeah. And now it all comes to fruition. Keep going. Yeah. Keep talking.

He does the Stephen A. He's like, this is exactly what I've been waiting. I was actually thinking of myself, you've come a long way. There you go. You would say, though, that's all you don't is that are here.

Yeah, the chicken, I ate an entire McDonald's. I saw Benyaman, low-key, just smoke. It was like a Hoover vacuum. I'd never see anything like.

Through the kitchen. He first, he starts up, he's like, are there's anybody's fries? And I was like, they're your fries. He's like,

all right, he starts eating fries, and he's like, what's up with these chicken's like? I'm like, they're all yours. He's like, what's the story here? So the guy, the guy, like, while we're talking, like, in the quickest low-key way, like he had like a silencer on his mouth.

He ate fucking two fries, five chicken selects, a chicken sandwich, and he drank an entire Diet Coke. Let me tell you something. He did it, like, less than five minutes. He did it in like, it was like that. I could have kept fucking going, too. Dude, there was just nothing left. You got, okay, we did this thing where it was done and he kind of like pushes everything to

the side. Yeah, he realized it was gone. And then he just, he just, he was. was done. They went. We went, we came back. Myself and the ticket came back after lunch at about three. You guys went out until, probably until three.

So me and the ticket were here, we didn't eat, we didn't eat dinner. And I was, I was ready to go to bed without dinner and be, you know. You guys come back at three and I'm in my room and I hear you guys eating and I hear the word McDonald's and I hear Ray Crocs cooking up in there and I'm like, fuck. Bag to you. I hear, I can hear him like stealing it from the MacDonald brothers and I'm like, I got to get in there. So I just like kind of like simmer in there and I'm like there's a lot of food up there that's not being

You know nobody owns that food and I needed to know if I could get involved so I pulled like when I was like What's what's going over here? And I thought they were that they were gonna be like oh this is we ordered all this like this like this is ours and FP was like dude eat whatever the fuck you want well that's good when fp orders he always Orders extra yeah so I didn't even know it's like mid mid convo yeah no you're right I just started shoveling fries in my mouth and then next thing you know there were chicken selects in my mouth. There was a sandwich in my mouth. There was a chicken select. What would you say?

So great. Tick, I'm going to ask you, what would you put the over under at from the start of the year that we've spent on fast food till now? Fast food alone? So, dude, he always, he always looks so alarmed. That's a hard question. It is.

It is. That's not a quick. We need a camera. We need a camera. Fast food alone on trips. Like the Hank Lockwood. Yeah. It's the start of the year.

It's a go pro, yeah. It's exactly what we do. I'm going to go somewhere near 15. $15,000? No. Not that much. We spent $1,000 alone one night. No.

Pizza nights can get pretty crazy. If my Wendy's night, if that didn't get canceled, that would have been a $200 night. $260. I think it's easy. 15,000's too hard. Where were we in January? What was the first trip? I need like a mental.

I'd say it's like 7,500. January, D.C. That's way too low. Way too low. I. we're probably 60 to 70 on average

for order would you disagree with that on average okay what you do like this 500 ticket pizza ticket no ticket that would change

500 a trip 500 a month 500 a trip 500 a trip I think it's way more than 500 10 a trip a month that would only put it

like a thousand a trip that's why I'm saying it's less but if pizza I think it's a thousand a trip Okay, well, then it would be $8,000, but it's like... We get a Pacifica every single time and we never throw the fast food bags away. By the time we're heading back to the airport, there's a Taco Bell bag, there's another Taco Bell bag, there's a McDonald's bag, there's a Chapo-Lay back.

It's probably like four. I don't think it's 15. Yeah, I think four is probably right. Yeah, I've actually been adding it up. $1,000. I have all the receipts. Yeah, I think that's probably right. Impossible.

But if pizza counted for fast food, we'd be banged. That's a total different number. Yeah. That number with the pizza. That's probably. the same number. Whatever the fast food is, I think, yeah, well, we kept an entire pizza place in business

when we were in, yeah. Dude, we are sick humans. It's, we are really. I just got a story. Somebody ordering McDonald's at 316 in the morning, come at me at Fat Perez, your call. You know what that means? We got to match them.

So now people that order McDonald's late night feel that they call that a Fat Perez now. They call that pulling a Perez. Yeah, what you're doing there? That's called a fat Perez. Oh, you're going to order McDonald's? No, no, not the Eurostep.

Yeah, no, that's Perez. That post-meet's order. Presd tagged me in a video really late at night, and it's somebody that tagged him, and it's like a gorilla walking through. No, it's a hippo. Oh, yeah, it's a hippo walking through the zoo, and it's like him going through his 7-11.

I'm like all the things that Perez. And Prez's Coast didn't need it. And then I watched it. It's unbelievable. Now, on to Scotland. I was going to ask. Yeah. What are your guys' thoughts so far?

Okay. Once you finish, some bearing somebody. Aside from the food, I have to say, the people here are so freaking nice. Yeah. Like the fan encounters have been so pleasant.

Like, they're so polite and, like, don't want to, like, inconvenience us. Would you guys not agree? Like, they're so genuine. Like,

it's really nice to see. And, like, it's cool to see that people over here actually, follow and watch us, which is cool. But, like, people are nice here, man. Yeah, it is. It is cool to see.

They gave a wish gifts. Didn't somebody steal your hat last night? That's true. That is a different story. Yes, but you know what? What's mine is theirs? One guy said to Jet today, he said, he looked at Jed and he was like, your humor is very Scottish.

Y'all, that was a nice compliment of ever seen. And he just kept it moving. No, yeah. Well, he wanted a picture with everybody, and he, he, he, um, he, uh, he, uh, he, uh, he, uh, introduced me in the tickets. So he let us, he's like, come in the picture. And then he looked at me, he's like, your humor is so Scottish. And I was like, damn, dog, thanks.

The best is watching Jets face when they were doing a, um, the Mime thing. Quiet DJ. What's it called? The quiet where they have the headphones. The silent rave. The silent rave and watching them go by Jet. Like, there's, that's the last thing, Jet. Yeah.

You know, there's a lot of nonsense going on. What would somebody have to pay you? To join a silent rave? Yeah. But like, you really got to get into it. Oh, 15 grand of fast food. Yeah. I joined.

Dude, they were dancing. They were doing like their whole like one person almost ran into Cutsi. That's not for me. Can we talk about? Classic Cutsi moment. Clearly a red light walking home. So clear that it's a red light. Cutsi just decides to walk right in the middle and a car's beeline at him and honks his horn.

And Cudsey couldn't believe that the guy honked at him. She spent up. He was like, yeah. He's like, she's driving on the wrong side of the road. It's like, no, that's actually the right side here. That's tough. She actually saw me and made a beeline try to kill me. And I had a bystander who actually was like,

she called a witness, tick. That's a bar. That's a fucking bar. It's called a witness, tick. She confirmed that that woman tried to kill me. She sped up, then laid on the horn as I was caught like a deer in the headlights. But now me and Perez, almost been hit in Scotland.

Yeah. Well, Prez ran a red. Trill. He walked to red. The lady just rode her bike by him and she was just like, nope. Like, you're not doing it right. Yeah, you almost got. They are so nice though.

We were blocking. We walked. We took a long walk yesterday to like the city to get food. We were causing traffic jams left and everybody would like honk at us, go by and be like, cheers. And then just keep it moving. Yeah. Like cheers.

So very nice. Yeah, they're really, really nice. Genuine people. It's different. And the weather is actually gorgeous. This is the nicest weather I've seen since we've been here. But normally it's like cloudy and like cool. It's ticket weather is what I call it.

Yeah. Poppy weather. Poppy loves it. Poppy precipitation. Mr. Tea. Mr. Tea weather.

It is Mr. Tewa. I'll tell you what I'm really coming on to is I never thought that I would like Guinness. I thought that it would be so heavy like looking at it in the glass. I don't know if it's better in Scotland or maybe that's a mental thing. Guinness to me has been terrific. You'd never tried one. That's the first time.

The first night we went out to the pub, I got one. Bob looked fascinated at what he was looking at. He's like, Guinness? I was like, yeah, that's like a very popular beer of choice on tap here. And he tried and he's like, his eyes lit up. And he hasn't looked back since. Yeah, it looks like the commercial. You ever see those clips of Connor McGregory?

He's like pouring everybody his beer. He's like, look at the foam there. You got to look at the phone there. Now twist the glass. Look at the foam there. Proper 12. Yeah, proper 12. Number 12.

No matter what you ask him. They're like, hey, Connie, are you excited for your fight? proper 12 my friend look at that right there are you excited to go to sin Andrews tomorrow yeah I don't know how we're getting there

yeah how are we getting there we haven't figured that out yet Uber we don't have a method of transportation just gonna take Uber we're just gonna take it down it's like an hour

and we're gonna something away it's far Andrews I'll tell you what and Jed I think you said this from we're in the airport but we're gonna have to get there

so early that was a fucking... The airport? The airport? The airport was tough. I don't, dog, I don't got much. Are you talking about?

No, when we landed, are you with us? Are you here right now? This guy, the cloud start. What is going on over there? I'm vibing, I'm vibing, dog. When we landed in the airport, first of all, clearly, he hasn't landed, yes. Fast.

Fastest, fast. Customs, fastest customs of all time. Slowest post customs of all time. Yes. We had, somebody came and picked up our bags, and it was chaos. And we were also exhausted.

We didn't sleep. We were up for probably 30 hours straight, right, from D.C. to here. There's a lot of NPCs walking around that airport, by the way. It's funny, too, though. Nobody's made the adjustment. Like, we're still sleeping to, like, one. We panged ourselves, man. I'm sleeping right now. Yeah, we've been in shambles since we got here.

I slept from 4 p.m. until one in the morning. And then I slept from 5 in the morning until noon. So that's what? Seven plus. What was the first one? Eight? 15 hours? Eight.

Nine. Yeah. So I just up like a lot. You slept like 15, 16 hours. Dude, I was so tired. It was unbelievable. Once our baggage got delivered to the Airbnb, I literally just ticket helped me carry my golf clubs up the flights.

There's no way I could have done it by myself. He's been having cuts he go down to get his postmate orders. Every night I come back. He's like, so cuts. I'm like, yeah, what's up? I need your services. I couldn't need your services. I'm like, the first time I'm like,

He's like, yeah, food's here. And like the first night he had bought me something, so I was like, all right, I'm going to go down. And then the next night, he bought a bunch of stuff, and I knew that there was going to be extra. So he's like, yeah, that Uber's coming in about three minutes, that door dash. So I was like, all right, I was like, if I go down.

And then today he just like, I'm going to need your services. And I don't even need to ask now, because there's a flight of stairs like you're going up Buckingham Palace. Oh, yeah, it's crazy. It's unbelievable. We all kind of have a good grip on each other. The only person who is often imitated, never replicated is a tick. No one really can do ticket.

Dude, I think ticket is, I mean, we knew tickets since the four seasons. I think he's getting funnier, but crazier by the day. Today he started sprinting uphill. He's going into this neurotic stage of his life where he really is, dude. This was like always in him, but like we're watching it unfold. I keep just looking at him. This isn't like productive. This isn't good.

I think it's fine, right? Yeah. Are you going crazy? No, I'm not going crazy. I think I just am becoming more myself. Yeah. He's just like a heel like this today. I'll tell you what it is and I shouldn't say it.

I think we've all started becoming, oh, you go. It's, it's, he's, he's busting ass for this job and it's turning him to a crazy person. Much like, much like it didn't. Much like it did to me. And now it's happening to him. And Jensen's up next. And Avery will be after that. And we'll just create a family of Looney Tunes running around fucking editing videos for the show.

I think the more we just keep getting to know each other, the more we're letting it out, man. Yeah, I would agree with that. Yeah. Fair enough. It's balls to the wall at this point. Nothing's, it's kind of all out there. These trips, too, when you go, like, overseas or like far trips, they make you, like, bond together more. Because you kind of have to stick together because you're in,

a foreign country where you don't know anybody it's like foreign territory like Bob is like a fish out of water so like you have to be there for one another so I would agree with what you're saying like these trips they you know you know when and remember the Titans when they went to Gettysburg

at camp in order for them our Gettysburg was Virginia which actually is in Virginia it's not in Virginia it's not in Virginia It's not in Pennsylvania Yeah, sure is. In Pennsylvania.

So, Gettysburg Address? But remember the Titans, that took place in Virginia. That's right. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

All right. That's what he was trying to say. But our Gettysburg was Virginia. That's all I got to say. Do you know the Gettysburg Address? Could you do it if you had to? No. It's a great speech.

You don't know the Gettysburg address? Well, to ask Bob if he knows it, I think, is a little crazy. Do you know the first line of the Gettysburg address? Everybody knows the Gettysburg address. Do you know the first year ago? That's it. That's all you got to say. Does he recite the address in the movie?

I don't remember that. No, you're telling him when he makes the speech. I'm talking about the actual, no, it's not even from the movie. The actual getting his word address. Oh, yeah. Why would you ask me? Four scores. Have you been to school?

Did you go to fourth grade? I don't know it either. attending school. Can you do it? Do it right now. It's just the first line. Four score and seven years ago? Yeah.

Isn't, no, that's, um, that's Aitlingin. Is that the same thing? That's the game's very address. Yeah. We're, we're turning to us here right now. for that. He would know the answer. He would know. Yeah. That's a Joey D. thing. The Gettysburg dress, but they don't teach that shit in Canada.

No, I don't know that stuff. He knows. He's got a wide range. A different question for you. Have you been working on your low stinger for the, for the, for the courses we're about to start playing? Yeah, that high ball ain't going to do you good out here. I don't have a stinger. So are you going to be trying? I have, I have, I have. You're going to be hitting balls into the wind at like St. Andrews and all these other courses that will land back at your feet. Yeah, that's true. He's got those. The only thing I have is, um, a skull.

I can do. Oh, skull works out here. The skull works. I might have to take the CB wedges and bring the old ones back and just start to skull and everything because it actually might work out of my favor. I'm telling you. For as much as like we've kind of been here for a few days and there's, we haven't played golf yet, or you haven't played golf yet and we're kind of like adjusting.

St. Andrews. Sin Andrews, as they call it. I am really looking forward to seeing it. Hull number one. I want to hit one ball off one and just walk off. Don't you want to hit one on 18 with the bridge there? No, I want to, the road hole, maybe. That's 17, right?

So hit one off the road hole, hit one off a one, see one, going in the bunker on 18? Isn't there an angle from one of the T-boxes where like, where you go like over the house? That's 18. 17. Damn it. Will you take that angle?

Well, everybody will. That's where you go. Oh, it is. I thought. Bob is going to take out a window. Those poor, those poor visitors in that hotel, man. Bob might take a window out. I might take the other out, too.

I'm stoked for San Andrews. I think it's going to be sick to be there for an extended period of time. A lot of rich golfing history. Are you concerned about the lack of pants you brought? You didn't bring a single pair. I forgot pants. That's going to be. But I have a plethora of shorts.

You don't need pants, though. It's not required, correct? No, I'm saying for the weather. Right, but the San Angeles required pants. I don't think so. I thought it was. You don't buy my size off the rack either. That's custom, dude.

It's going to be a problem. I need pants. I'm just going to get some really long shorts. It's going to be chilly out there. Just wear some knickers, dog. Tick do off. Yeah, that could be a good play. Do we have Q&As today?

We sure do, Bob. No, let's do a couple of Q&A. Oh, man. Tick with the Q&A. First question comes from Kendall, underscore Douglas underscore. I want to look into getting rid of those underscores. It's no good for nobody.

Just ask the big chicken. He wants to know most embarrassing moment either in public or the golf course. Most embarrassing moment? I think Perez when he pissed himself in front of Donald. He's got an out.

I think he should answer for you. I think I would recommend. I thought we're talking collective. I got one. I thought it was a collective answer. For the record, I pissed on my pants. I did not piss in my pants. There's a difference.

I'm trying to think. I mean, for me, are you talking personally? Killing the guy? No, mine would be underscore getting a bloody nose in front of Anika. Oh, this thing was leaking like old faithful, dogs. It was a guy's dude. We're out there filming. It's fucking Onica.

I'm trying to stay out there. And the worst part, the worst part. You've done a 12 round belt with Mike Tyson. And she was trying to help me, which caused it to be a bigger, a larger scene, more blood coming out of my nose. And that would be mine. The Jacksonville bloody nose.

Mine is go ahead. You do yours first. Last night at the bar, I stepped out to go to the bathroom. So I could rip a fart. And the girl that I was talking to then came and followed behind. Remember I told you? Yeah, that was ripping ass the whole day.

That's your moment. And it actually cleared us out of two separate bars. It happened last night. It was so bad. Two separate bars we had to leave because it was so bad. And he was like that that. He's like, yo,

it wasn't me. I'm like, Bob, I've never smelled a stench like that out of anyone else's ass out of the other than doors. I'm telling you, Joe, I would have told you guys that was not. I know your brew.

It's bad. No, that's not true. It's a bad brew dog. We got cleared. Every bar we left. We waited until we smelled the fart. It was one of us. It was not me.

You're in, Your actuals is when you when you got Boboed by that guy. And you hit in you yeah. Oh, the Boboed bad. Yeah. And then you farted in his face. Mine was without a doubt. Either we keep, there was the garage door.

Play the clip. Play the clip. Oh, play the clip. Oh, God, man. Play the clip. Watch your head. Watch your head.

I can't believe what just happened. That is not idea. Don't laugh. Dude. I saw they coming from a mile away. Cut. He's going to just going. house.

You got it. You got it. You don't need to say anything more about it. Are you embarrassed? I walked out of the garage back into the house and I could hear you guys howling. I could hear Bob screaming at pitches and at a decibel that shouldn't be audible. It was like a screech. Like, you know, that high pitch lap?

And then Yaman was like, you know what he does that live? By the way, that's what he laughs. By the way. That's pretty good. That was so good. I was, Mr.

Not nice guy here. I was the only guy worried for this man's safety when he almost passed away in Palm Springs. Bob was more worried about what time he was going to post the fucking thing. He's like 9 a.m.'s good timing for the East Coast. Oh, man.

That was bad. You didn't, in fairness and respect to you. You played it off like you weren't, you were embarrassed, but you almost played it off like you were trying to do it. You got to commit. No,

but that's only, only you can do that. You either stay down. Oh, jeez. Like, dude. All right. Next question. No, FP.

He's got to go. Well, I think that was your pants, dude. That was a great. I think that was a great moment. You didn't piss in your pants. You pissed on your pants. I pissed on my pants. Yeah.

But do you have one? Um, I should, I should have more regrets and more embarrassment, but I really don't. I like that. I think when I left my bag at the airport

That was tough That was pretty That was pretty bad I don't think we've talked about that at all I don't even know if we're going there yet It's in some behind the scenes footage Coming out soon But yeah

I bang myself That's like one of those where you It's not even have to do with golf Yeah Yeah I don't know I don't think I got anything on that Okay All right.

We were moving on. It could be a pass. All right, Tick. Next question. Thank you, Joseph. We have one that I'm looking for here. Okay, this is a great one. I think it's a good one.

This comes from Kyle O'Brien. He wants to know YouTube ends tomorrow. The squad stays together, but you all have to go back to one of your guys' last nine to five job. Who is he taking? That's a great question. It's a good question. It's really good question.

It's not his hotline. I couldn't do accounting. I mean, I would try and recruit you guys. I think we'd all be a guest services. You would rather do accounting? I'd rather than the service, like the dealing with the people is tough. I'd go to accounting, dude. I'd get a CPA.

I think the guest services for me and Bob would be. You'd go back to that? But we'd have to do as a collective. We couldn't do mine. I was working like a dog. eat you up. They would love you. I can't work. I can't be in front of people like that for that long.

Same. You would get used. You would grow to love the cubicle life. You think so? I think F.P. is the answer. I don't know. Balance sheets aren't really my thing. I've heard. You're the final decision. What was ticket doing? I was working in recruiting.

Not fun. That's not bad. I don't know. That shit. We could be Tass rabbits. Oh, yeah. We could be Tass rabbits. Yeah. Great Tats. Yeah.

I would probably go with accounting. I can't go back to that. I was even out of accounting. I was just doing like commercial real estate management stuff. Yeah, I think that's good. FP, yeah, his job was literally go to cubicle to cubicle and just schmooze people. You're a cubicle guy. You worked in a cubicle before.

Yeah, I don't think that makes me a cubicle guy, but I would take that in the heartbeat. That's my choice. That was a good question. You can't deal with people. I can't do the hotel stuff. Joe would lose his mind in a cubicle. You also, I feel like you guys had some like a box of emotion that I just could not handle You guys have some nightmare stories at the hotel.

Yeah, but you know what? The thing at the hotel, you always kept them moving. So the day actually goes by faster. There's a story of the hotel where there was a Saudi prince staying in the penhouse. And I offered to be the butler for the week to get out of guest services. And they wanted a bottle of wine. And they had another butler, like the guy's, the prince's actual butler. And it was very intimidating because he would get very scared.

Things weren't there fast. Like big time Saudi Prince and they had to be really quiet. They were watching a movie. So like any whisper you had, the Butler would scream out and like be really quiet. So they wanted to get a bottle of wine and I had to call down to Joe's restaurant to get the bottle of wine. And I'm in the kitchen and I'm making them as tea. And I hear Joe come in and he goes, all right, fellas, we got two options here. We got the Ferrari of wine or if you're more of a Mercedes-Benz.

This is going to be your choice. And the Butler comes running out to me. He was like, shh, shh. Now, the guy actually liked me a lot. But he was so loud. He tipped me well. Yeah, you know why I said the Ferrari or the thing is? Because he was like, I was explaining what the wine is.

He had no idea. So he was like, explain which one is which. And I was like, all right, well, you know Ferrari? He's like, that's a Ferrari. This is like a Mercedes Benz. That's amazing. We'll take Mercedes Benz. I'm like, you're sure you don't want the Ferrari?

Maybe Ferrari tomorrow. Mercedes today. I was like, all right, I got a few Mercedes. that we could bring up to you and that was it. That was exactly how it went down. Yeah, and you know what? Because he didn't, I was not going to tell him about like, this is the Chateau Lafitte Rothschild, like an extradic,

he didn't understand. So it's like, I know they like cars. I'm going to explain it to you in layman's terms. Also, Kutti had a check for him and he didn't know a good time to give him the check. So Kutti's just standing next to me and I'm in like my little butler outfit. Yeah. He looked like Mickey Mouse. They were cool with me, Mickey Mouse, by the way.

Yeah. Because of how I talked, which sucked. But. Yeah, but yeah, I don't know. I mean, I will take ahead the final say. I think we're being accountants. You know, it would be great. We could all work for Papa John's.

Imagine the five of us working at Papa John. We eat so much we get fired, dude. He could all be caddies. Yeah, yeah. You already tried pizza, Bob. Yeah. He didn't get so well. He would rob us blind.

Damn, dude. He would just call in and canceling orders. He's literally robbing us blind. We're all the Bronfins. It's going, dude. Bob, we've got to cancel this issue. Bred's asked me how I got fired from my pizza delivery job, not Papa John's place called Forte Pizzeria in Randolph. And my bank was never right.

He's like, were you stealing? I was like, no, I just couldn't get the bank right. Like, I wasn't even stealing. My bank was just never right. He could do any mad. People started ordering food and delivery when they knew it was his shift because they'd actually make money when they ordered pizza. He'd actually give more money back than they paid. That's going to be 1870.

He'd give them a 20. You'd be like, let me give you another $20 here. Plus a 170. Hey, Dick, he just doesn't have it. Just doesn't have it. All right, do we have one more we could do? We've got plenty. Yeah, let's do it.

Ripper rolling. Uh, right. The next question comes from Greg Johnson, seven. If you had to get a tattoo in the next 30 minutes, what would it be of in one? Oh. Prez is that in? Presum almost said it the other day. Yeah.

Yesterday, yeah. Yeah, there was some real consideration yesterday to get a tattoo here in Scotland. It just felt right. My wife is not on board at all. I sent her text and she goes, why does it always have to be you? Was her comment, which is pretty reasonable. I was just going to get half a day on my forearm. That would have been pretty sick, actually.

Instead, you got a smiley face. Instead, I got a sticker. it would have been it would have been I don't know how long it would have been sick for but I guarantee it wouldn't have been as sick as long as it was going to be on my body and that that day would be tough if we caught you like if because you were considering

to do it before we had the beers if we caught you after like the third bar after Cutsi farted in the third bar and got you into the death suit this guy's trying to catch me astray which never happened if we would have caught you after that I think it would have went down I could have. I could have. Yeah.

I, yeah. I think it was more just impulsive in the action of it. I think I would have been really disappointed once it was done. And the content was long, long past. Then I'm just sitting here with this fucking half a day on my arm, which is like, hey, it's sick. But it's a tough story. Tough story to your grandkids. What would you get, Chad?

I'll never see. Teardrop under my eye. not all us have a tattoo actually I realized that yeah not even tick you don't have any tattoos no I don't cut you're the first um tomorrow offspring yeah the first of the offspring to not have a tattoo

well the night is young that's a good point I would probably get one what would you get maybe something golf related like maybe like a like a flag or like maybe like that sucks

you keep thinking that ain't like a golf club something, I don't know. Yeah, get like a 56 degree wedge. Tadded to you. Just be like... CB.

C.B. C.B. S.S.S.L. , street skull life. Yeah, let's keep workshopping that. We're making... Damn. Yeah, I like that.

I like that. What did you get? I guess I would do the have... Honestly, I don't think I would ever get a tattoo. But if I had to, I think I would do the have a day, probably. I think that would be the best way to do. For the brand. Bagel with locks

Yeah, right now. I don't think I could do that But yeah, it would make the most sense To do a half a day for sure Ticket, would you get like a... Jet passed away? Would you get the tattoo of Jet? That's a great point. Just a jet.

Dude. Just a little plane. That'd be kind of cool. Yeah, that would. How about a big plane? Just a little plane. Just a little plane. Just a little plane.

Just a little plane. Just a little plane. Right of your heart. Just a plane. Just remember that you can always look at and remember the good times and the bad? Tick, what would you get? like a tiger or something?

I'd like a sleeve, I think. Wow. I would like an old sleeve. You would actually look great with the sleeve. Like, what would that consistent? The problem is the sleep? What do you mean? Yeah.

Like, what would be on the sleeve? Like anything particular? A bunch of stuff. Oh, no. Do you ever see the guys that it's just black up the entire arm? You know, straight black from like here all the way up. Jesus Christ. The thing is that's...

Just like it's coffee. I think it's pretty cool. But the thing is to pull it off, you've got to be skinny. You got to be skinny in a little way. You know? You know who's got a great sleeve who I saw today, an underrated great sleeve,

JJ Redick. Yeah, that's a great girl. He just got a great skinny. He just got a great. He's in shape. If he gained weight, though, it would look ridiculous. By the way,

he is an unbelievable looking guy. And he's a golfer. Yes, he is. He is an incredible looking guy. And one of the better sets of hairs in the game. And a great analyst. Guys got it all going.

He can shoot the three. Yeah. Doesn't miss free throws. Doesn't miss. He can shoot the three. Come off the three. The wing. Can defend.

You want to talk about guys coming off a screen? He's the first guy I would think of. Yeah. Besides Ray Allen, maybe. Yeah. Yeah, he's like a baseline screen, like to the wing. Off balance three. Yeah.

I loved those baselines. Yeah, based on screens, it's the best screen for a, yeah, for a three-point shooter. They love that corner of shooters. Bosh to Allen. Bang! All right. Let's do another one. All right.

This one comes from Maddie G. one one one one what's with the usernames out here he picks it by the username well I'm throwing a little credit their way yeah good for you no I'm saying their usernames are all wild trashed is what I'm saying it's a lot taken out there I know I know I know I used to have a plan to scoop up celebrity when new apps would come out scoop up all the celebrity useernames because then they're going to come for them and then you sell them for cash I never never instituted it it's a good plan next question Yeah. Maddie G. 1-1-1-1. Bobby Heckel's gone forever. Wow.

The way you asked it, you were like Barbara Walters. Gone, but so soon. You know what? He needs a camera. The truth with the heckling, when it was done, it was so much fun to watch it and the reaction. But the process of doing it, you don't want to be that. guy out there, so to speak, heckling. I wouldn't say gone forever because it is fun to do, but it's, we didn't enjoy it as much. Again, at the end of it, it's fun to go back and look

on, but like when we were at the waste management, when we knew we like had to get the heckles in, it was actually pretty stressful to make sure we got enough to make a video. Yeah, I don't think you had too much fun doing it to. I really didn't. Yeah, it wasn't enjoyable. It really, because then also too, like when you say something and it doesn't hit, that's a, It's a tough place to be embarrassing. Yeah. You weren't even really heckling, though. You were like,

you were like saying nice things, funny nice things. Yeah, you weren't talking shit. Say heckling because it really wasn't. Heckling's like, you're a bum, you're not going to hit the spareway, bum.

Like that's, that's, yeah, yeah, yeah. You were like, you look good in those pants. Yeah, it was like a reverse heckling. Yeah.

Yeah. In reverse. In reverse. In reverse. He heckled, but in reverse. But yeah, I wouldn't say gone for good, but unlikely or seldom. Also, too, like when you were doing that, we didn't really know many golfers.

Like, you didn't know hardly anybody. You now know a lot of guys to where, like, you have relationships with them and you're not going to really, like, heckle them when they're coming down. Yeah. Not that you were doing anything bad, but, like, I think it's just a different dynamic now. Whereas, like, I think before that was kind of like a way to kind of, like, establish yourself within the golf world. Yeah, that's true.

And I think now that's not really necessary anymore. Yeah, plus two. I think it was a cash grab. It's more of like, it's more good for like Instagram content. People would rather see us all playing than us put out a YouTube video of me heckling. Like it's just the way it is. Yeah. All right.

Let's do one more. All right. We'll do a few more. Okay. It was some good ones, right? Let's do it. Let's do one more. Go ahead.

Tanty. versus the jet in a bare knuckle fight what's the betting line whoa did you make this question up no johnson died wide then did i feel like that's your burner yeah oh man dude that just made it serious i hate this answer that's can i ask a question what's what is entailed in a bare knuckle fight is that just to the death so the death but like does that mean punch can i can we wrap up somebody's knocked is it boxing or it's can i think it's c it's just a fucking bar fight It's a street fight. Oh, okay.

It's a street fight. But with no glove, so you're going to eat cut. Yeah, I would, I like my chances. I think, I think, um, I think if we're just looking at, like, if we're looking at, like, measurables and, like, we're taking emotions out of it, I think ticket probably has a, has a bigger wingspan. You've got all the intangibles to win the fight. He's a bigger guy. But I think you don't have that dog in you. Damn.

Damn. Oh, dude. That's a guy. I feel like Jet has some anger that you're just not going to match. You don't think I'm angry? I don't think you're going to match for these guys. Have you never seen a ticket when he doesn't eat for like a few hours? Another three hours with that little Wi-Fi device.

That's you at your best. Do you have any idea why I'm always so nice? I'm trying to counteract all the rage inside of me. I can't let that. I think is low-key, a good underdog. I think he could win. I just think the anger assessment is way. What?

Who would come to whose weight class? That's a great question. That's the real question. I think we're pretty similar right now. you were talking about this, I, I, I weigh so many pounds more than I look. So many. I tell you, how much you think I weigh to take? How much you think I weigh to?

And before you know, like, have I told you? I'm going to say 215. Okay, and you said what, 205? 2.05. How much do you think I weigh? Like 212. How much do you think I weigh? It's going to go high now.

Like 223. Okay, so I lost 10 pounds and I'm 2.30 now. No, you're not. Swear to God. What? Swear to God. I have the thighs of. the rhinoceros.

So damn dog, you were 240. I was 240 and that's what I tell you what. Whoa. You just lost another pound. I was about to say that. Damn, dog. I was at my worst, I was even more than 24. So I'm only, last time I weighed myself,

which was like a month ago. It was in January. No, I remember when you ate up, and you said 283. I was 286. And I made a quick mental note that I had to get back. I had to make some move. I was only 45 pounds heavier than you. What?

That doesn't make any sense. When you were at your heaviest. But he was at his, I'm telling you, I'm telling you. Yeah, I was a little taller than me. When he was at his heaviest. He knows it's you and then me. And then. Correct.

Yeah. When you're at every is when he stomped up those stairs and Scott stairs. You were at all $2.30 and that pounds. Yeah. Two, that was $2. 240. Yeah. That's fantastic.

Those things work. When I'm getting, my point was, I'm a lot, I'm heavier than I look, and I can, I'll just wrap, I think I'll be able to wrap him up

and take it down. How far off are you from 230? Pretty far, I think. I'm like 215 right now. That's not that far. That's pretty good. For me,

it's pretty far, I think. I've been eating like a madman and I only went up from 200 and 215. No, but in Canada, didn't you get on the scale and said 230?

I'll say with my life. I think that you have a very good chance because, I vape a lot and my stamina has gone down I'll take any advantage I can get. I really do think that I would be gassed after if we're talking like a 12 round fight or something I'm gassed after the first round.

I don't think it would go that long. No, it's just a fight to the tap up. No, I think one of you guys someone's going to fuck somebody up. I don't have 12 rounds of me. I don't think you guys are going to have one. I have one in me. Yeah, I would go for like a takedown

and if I get caught, you'd get me. You know what I would love to see? Like the Jersey Jerry Ralph and Rowdy like where they're just gasped yeah and all of their punches just have nothing left yeah and then they're just kind of just like tapping each other like the wacky for inflatable guys like real early into the fight like they just have no there's nothing left also you just have to touch my back and i'm done that's all you have to do shout out chat out jerry don we love you jerry don't i think a bare-knuckle fight man like you just got to get hit once and i think i think one of you guys

is going to just smoke someone's jaw and it's going to be over i I don't see it getting out of the first round. I just don't. One more. All right, take it. Let's do last one. Last one. We can wrap it up.

No, go ahead. Let's do one more. Go ahead. More. Slim.reper, 2709. What does everyone's go-to little Debbie order? I just feel everyone looking at me. Yeah, I don't even, I, I, I'm N-A.

I like the Swiss cake rolls. Swiss cake's a good call. Swiss cakes? Are the honey bun? Are the honey bun? Little Debbie. She makes a honey bun. She does.

Yeah, I would go with the honeybund. You like the oatmeal pie. I've got a tie. A tie. Tie at one. The six pack of pecan spin wheels is usually my go-to. They have to be soft, though, and I will feel them up. I just poke at them.

A poke at them. And then a double-decker of meal cream pie. Double-decker? Two decks. I don't think I will say this is the most I will say this about Little Debbie. It's the most ironic name for a line of sweets to call anything little blank when something that is so clearly making everyone big blank. You need enough little Debbie's, you become Big Perez or Pryce.

Big Bob. Yeah? Big Bob. Big Bob. Two decks. I'd take three if they made them. All right. Up four.

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