Bob Does Sports Podcast - Bob Does Sports Hits The Road!

Episode Date: December 13, 2023

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This RV thing has been the first time we've been on a true road trip. It's gone way better than I thought it would. But when I just heard road trip around Florida that we're going to be in a car for three or four hours, it's just gone remarkably smooth. And even you drove the RV. You drove the RV. Did drive the RV. That was cool.

It got so bad that last night we had eaten. We went to dinner. We ate. We got back to the Airbnb. Within half an hour, there was an order placed. for McDonald. There were nuggets, some McFlurries, it's finished, and then there was talk

of a second McDonald's DoorDash order. And you know what? It was not far off from actually going down. We were still hungry. The Yaman's scheming has rubbed off on you big time. Oh, you're a schemer you're a schemer. You're a schemer.

Yeah, yeah. You're being a book like a schemer right now. Oh, he's a schemer. What do you think you've become more of a schemer since knowing this guy? I think I've all. always, I think I've always been a schemer, but I have been fascinated by his scheme, because he, he's really schemed through life in a lot of the similar ways that were, I think we're very similar in that regard, where we really have, especially from like a school aspect to, I didn't go to school.

There you go. That's the biggest scheme of mall. I'll tell you who doesn't scheme. I go as the wind blows. Schemed your way onto Bel Air about. 50 times. It's not scheming. That's just accepting a welcome invitation.

All right, boys. We're going to see some gators, man. Can we feed them? Here's the good news. There's good news and bad news, boys. The good news is that we're going on a gator tour tomorrow. Yeah. Okay?

We've had a really solid week of content. The behind the scenes is there. It's been a lot of fun. I think being in the living room together has been a blast. It's been a lot of fun. Yaman's never been. been happier. The bad news is we've never been fatter. And that's a real thing, man, because this,

this, we've been fatter. You've been fatter. You really have been fatter. If we're going to, you know, if we're going to mince meat here, you've been quite a lot fatter. Yeah, good point. It's perspective. Aside from that, everyone else, that holds true to your statement. But we have really gone on. I stepped on the scale yesterday. He told me. I weigh more. He weighs more than me. I weigh more than Joey Colco.

Yeah, he does. And he's an inch taller. He's serious. Yeah, he does. He told me the weight I was absolutely flabbergasted. Why do I got to start with the gas? Because you said you got a guess. Take a guess.

I'm going to go high, dude. Yeah. It's pretty high. Don't go too high. He's going to love all. It's going to lowball. I'm going to go. Remember if you go over you, you're done.

Prenches right rules. Look at me and you really think. I would say 240. That's, that is it. 240 on the dollar. That's the number. I said,

245. I'm in between there. Oh, a couple pounds here. Damn. Yo. Wow. Yeah,

he really committed, man. He sunk his teeth in. I got about three weeks left. Yeah, your time is dwindling, dude. You should go all out for Christmas. You know, Christmas ham, your turkey, the whole nine yards. And just, and then New Year's, man.

New Year's got to change. Yeah. The problem is we're going to all be together in Florida in the New Year, so. No, we're not. Oh, in the New Year. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So there could be a lot more fat times than just once a week.

We are a bad influence on each other. Oh, yeah. We do bad things. For sure. You know what's crazy with this cruise? Everybody's got some deep, deep demons. We really got our vices, man. We really do.

We got some vices around the table. Yeah. A lot of demons at this table. Yeah. I mean, it is really. By the way, this is the wake forest. Looking at the fucking starting four, starting five. Can't even count anymore.

Eating club. Wake Forest Eating Club. It got so bad that last night we had eaten, we went to dinner, we ate, we got back to the Airbnb. And within half an hour, there was an order placed for McDonald's. No, it has to be said. You have to release them. And then there were nuggets. There were some McFlurries.

and whatnot and what have you. And then we finished. And then there was talk. The fact that there was even talk about this is wild. There was talk and consideration of a second McDonald's door dash order. And you know what? It was not far off from actually going down. We were still hungry.

We made a bad first order. We really did. I think that more reflects on our ordering that it does our stonters. I think I'm saying that McDonald's. was better than the previous night's McDonald's rep. But what was tough was the bags of McDonald's and thankfully Jensen threw it away, shout out Jensen

there were bags of McDonald's on the table while the other from last night. Jet was dipping into fries and by accident he took last night's fries instead of the one that had just came. He got the wrong fries and that's tough

draw. That was an all-time low. It was tough, yeah. Yeah. Really, really tough times. It's going to happen again. I will say, probably. I really think it was some of our best content that we've had in a bit. The behind the scenes was rolling. I really do.

I think video-wise it's amazing. Today we have a really, really, I'm not looking forward to this challenge. It's going to suck. It really is. But you know what? In the spirit of Christmas, we will do the Christmas challenge. Why don't you tell them what's going to go down today, Joey Day? Um, so in, in lieu of the holiday, um, we are going to celebrate with a Christmas challenge

that will, that was incorrect. That's just you can't. Yeah. You need to be sure when you say things like that. In lieu of flowers. You just say words. Please make a donation to the dead. What's wrong with that?

In lieu means to replace. Well, that's totally. Technically as far as I'm concerned, this Christmas challenge is replacing Christmas. No, no, no. That's not what you're trying to give. monumental events. That's not what you were trying to do. You just said, you know, in substitution for the holiday season, that's what you said. We're providing your Christmas event. What you meant to say was, you know, given that it's the holiday season. Would, and in anticipation of the holiday season,

still not right, but closer. The only time. Why wouldn't that work? Because it's not what you're, you're trying to say, why don't you just say a straightforward sentence? The only time in lieu is ever used is at a funeral. Yeah. They say in lieu of flowers. Make a donation to some charity. That's the only time you're ever watching. I never heard that in my life. We are doing the Christmas challenge, which will consist of us eating cookies and drinking a plethora of milk. It's going to be tough.

Just say a sentence, man, with normal words, dude. Come on. I think perhaps. A lot of it works there. Plethora does work. I think perhaps. I order Starbucks. Oh, my.

Yeah. Hold on one second. Oh, my God. I really hope there's a black coffee of the medium orientation. It's my turn to get my hand. Sure do, hope there's that. And all those tasted little puppies. Oh, my God.

This is wild, man. What the hell? A mid-pod order. Starbucks. It's a Christmas miracle. In lieu of Starbucks. The egg bites are mine. Okay, this is for you, the big old coffee.

Oh, that's a situation. I still think of you. in your days of like the eight coffees to where I always just get you the biggest one. I feel like you're still in that phase and you're not. Well, I will be back when I'm fucking dieting. Coffee is a substitution. What's the diet going to consist of you think, Dick? I think it's going to be a lot of watching Sam Saluki, a lot of salads, a lot of, you know,

the thing is I can turn on the discipline switch pretty good when I need to, so I'm not that worried about it. I shouldn't beat. Oh, what you get there, Da? Do you know what that? Walk us through that. It's a spinach. That looks awful. No. No, it's not good.

Is that good? Bob is that good? Bob has a It looks limp. Bob has a tendency of making just wrong orders. It looks all, oh. My order last night was between the, yeah, it was one of the worst. The mozzarella rangoon sticks and then the Korean beef bowl at a dive bar. The Korean bowl gogogi or whatever.

it is. No, that's what it is. That's the type of meat. Yeah, it was a beef bowl. And he looked at me, he's like, what do you think? I was like, go with your gut, dude. That was the worst advice I've ever given, by the way. Yeah, I thought you, I wanted you to pull me out of that.

Because you know what? If you were happy with it, then you would have been happy with your instinct. And I want that to happen once for you. I know. The problem is with my instinct, I'm always, I'm always, uh, what's that? It said spin zone, dude. He just told. Yeah.

Did he just buried? Did you just bury me? I don't know. I'm not sure, actually. Tomorrow, let's talk tomorrow. So we have the challenge today. We have the milk, which is, I think, going to be awful. And then FP decided to get us a gator tour, which I think is going to be terrific.

A little fan boat, baby. Yeah. That's going to be sick. I think that I actually, I'm looking forward to that. I look forward to, like, a lot of these things when we go on trips and we just like, all hang out when we're like especially when jet's happy like it's just it's a wonderful time it's really a good good a good time i ain't gonna be happy on a gator tour why i don't fuck with gators and i fuck with tours but at the same time it's a private tour though i fuck with tours it's a private

i just don't i don't like it's it's on a boat i assume right it's a fan boat what's a fan boat you don't know what a fan boat is like a fan boat yeah it's got the big fan in the back of it and it's just a flat like and you're gonna hate it's loud and it's but as you know i'm i'm i'm i'm i'm i'm I think it'll be hilarious. I think it'll be fun. I always seen Jet happy to, but at the same time, Ticket, I think you'd agree. Jett's funniest when he's in the darkest place.

Yeah, oh, 100%. You know what I mean? When he's depressed, that's when he's at his fucking funny. You think so? I don't know. Yeah. It's touch and go, because there's a very fine line between him being funny and saying something or him like literally ready to like,

you don't know what he's capable of. But the best comedy comes from the dark. fine like membrane That's why I was so funny take You've been so great on this trip You've been so damn funny Yeah because I'm in a dark place Yeah

The mustache looks good though It comes from a dark place Does really? I hope you keep it No the mustache was Well because I was in a real dark place Which is why the beard was there Yeah that was scary We were filming and I was like I can't

I can't be wearing this on camera So I just shaved it But I kind of wanted to see what it Because FP I've also been sick. FP was telling me to get to wear a goatee for the longest time. So I went to the goatee, but I didn't like it. The ticket didn't like it.

F.P. liked it. And then I said, fuck it. I went to the stash as a bit. And I walked out of the bathroom and everybody seemed to like the stash. Yeah, it looks good. All right, we'll keep the stash. I'm a big fan of mustache. Like, I think they're coming back.

They look good. Bob, when you, when you butchered yourself, you had the stash. And I thought it looked good too. Yeah, you should have kept that. It would have been a better role. No, I wish I could, if I sent it to you guys earlier and you guys had that response, I would have ended up keeping it. We should go team stashes at some point.

Yeah. Not this guy. No chance. I got a lot to hide. But that would probably grow back pretty fast, I don't know. It would, but it'd be a tough scene. Be a tough few weeks. You think so?

Yeah, I got it. Yeah. I got no jaw line at the moment. I create a jaw line, a fake jawline with my beard. I get rid of this. I just look like a piece of dough. It looked like melted ice cream. Yeah, it's just not.

Melted ice. For anybody. I'll never forget. Remember when Tick shaved himself in Jupiter and he walked out right before Shields came and he's like, all right, boys, how's the game going? And didn't say anything. We just looked at him. We're like, what the fuck happened to you?

And then he came back. Yeah, he came one of his balls about the stash. And he came back two minutes later and the stash was going. Oh, that's right. And he tried to act. everything was normal. Like he didn't, like he didn't just shave his stash, and we weren't going to mention that. It was pretty fucking good.

The milk thing is going to be, I think, we're doing a gallon or two liters of milk? I think a gallon's too much. It's that jug, dude, the big jug. Two liters. The big, the one with the handle. That's a gallon. Right. The two liters are to do a gallon. We got to do the gallon. Do you know how much? I know exactly

how much this. I know exactly how much this. That's why they call it a challenge. Welcome to the show. You got to do it. Yo, that is. I'm lactose intolerant. I have to do almond milk. What? Okay.

Cudsey, no you're not. I'm gonna do almond. What are you talking about? I'm gonna do almond milk. Cudsey, are you crazy? Dude, you eat ice cream.

And I, and I suffer later for it. In pizza. When I eat too much cheese or dairy, trust me. Everyone feels that way. No, it is a war of attrition afterwards in the bathroom,

and it's not fun. You actually lack, you just, is it self-diagnosed? It's, it's, it's, here's the thing is that it's pending doom. I actually love dairy like so much. But the, like, as I get older, it's more and more. It's just, it's getting worse and worse. And I know I have it. I'm just scared to go get checked in for it.

Well, because it'll bang me. And then I'm going to have to stay away from dairy. So in lieu of milk. Yeah, in lieu of milk. You should do almond milk. That's what I said. I'm going to do almond milk. Ew.

I'll do almond milk. but that is self diagnosed technically yes but if you like if you ask Nicole for example too if I have like

ice cream or a bunch of cheese or stuff she knows it's bad man oh yeah what if we ask the doctor

I would I would say this right now my dad has it my dad is lactose intolerant and everything my dad has I have

and I'm telling you right now I like that what about children Children, Joe. I don't have that. No, but I'm saying in terms of, like, medical symptoms or whatever,

like I'm a carbon copy of my father. Before our round yesterday, you had the biggest cassidia I've ever seen. There was cheese everywhere. Wasn't that much cheese. It's a case. Ticka, you're comparing a cassidia with cheese to a gallon of milk.

You said, and any time I have a good amount of cheese, it's a disaster. You played a whole round of golf. Yeah, I was lucky. It wasn't, well, I suffered later when I got back. Can I,

if he's going to do it. I do almond milk. I do chocolate milk. No. What's happening now? I don't think it's that. You just got to get a big thing of chocolate milk and you got to get a big thing of almond milk. I will. Do they sell almond milk like that?

I'm not, I'm not opting out of the challenge. I'm just, I'm just, you got to get the same amount as almond milk. Yes, that's fine. I'm not opting. When have I ever opted out of a challenge? If anything, I always, I'm not trying to skip out. I'm just saying if for all of our cases, If we're staying in an Airbnb tonight, you don't want.

You get an hotel room. Oh, well, then that changes a few things. You have not farted nearly as much as I thought you would this trip. He was farting all day yesterday. Yesterday on the course I was. Oh, yeah. He was tooting and rooting. In our room, I thought he was due for a couple big nights.

Yeah, you have a couple of big nights. Yeah, well, I don't really know. Like, yeah. How was that sharing a room together? You guys looked like you had fun. I thought it was great. Yeah, I did too. I don't know what I'm going to say that.

No, no, because we always have some good conversations. Yeah, it's a good, um, yeah, we go for a while. It usually is pretty depressing, but did he ask you, like, contemplated life questions at like one o'clock in the morning? Asked me them. Yeah, that's what he does. And then I asked him them. I love, uh, the main questions that I asked, but like, he gets mad, he gets mad, but I think

deep down he actually enjoys the questions and talk about it. I think you would agree, no? What question? What, the family questions? Like, oh, sure. I just, I just, I just want to meet. I just want to understand where he came from And I'm just dying to meet his family

I would his brother I want more there's 11 of them there's nine of them So there's a lot more to see you know Yeah but you could ask his but you could ask his brother some questions Oh I did Yeah He said like he said growing up that like he knew that there was like a A maximum of questions you could ask him in like one stretch

So like if it was at the dinner table like you had like two questions with him and then like if you asked that third question then it was a problem. Yeah, his brother's like a carbon copy of him just like the like the good the good side like the lighter side of Jet. Well, everything my brother has I have. Fair enough. And a whole lot more. One would say anyways. Remember when one of the bini shicker and the shickers showed up to the Miami one? You talk about a carbon copy. We see that's Jets rent. Oh yeah, that guy. I don't know. Airbnb, I think it's one of our best Airbnb's. This one is sick. Awesome. I like this one a lot.

This is the type of house I would like to have personally. This is the most important room right here. Yeah, this room was dialed in last night. We went 5 and 0 on bets. It was a phenomenal Saturday. It's going to be tough to leave. Yeah, I know. Now, the place we had prior to this stunk,

but the first place that we had was really good. Correct. The first place we had was sensation. Correct. Maybe the best we've ever had. There's just something. I think this is better than this. You like this better?

The vibe for the vibes. This living area situation is ideal. I think we've now seen with the urban bees for us. It's always having that vibe spot. Like that living room spot is so crucial. This one nailed it. I think our best maybe was Austin. Austin was great.

Austin was good. The TV was so big. That TV was massive. The couch was a problem. The couch was a problem. Sure. Oh yeah. No, it was definitely.

problem. But as far as like energy. Yeah. That was the highest energy of ever. I think this is better. I think it's better, but I also think that the Scottsdale Shalimar place was awesome. That was a good spot too. Yeah. The Chalimar awesome. That outdoor area was really

ideal. The outdoor and the couch with the TV, that place was awesome. No, I was going to say the only downside was we didn't have. Do we get two? No, no. So there's the Max Homa's Scottsdale place. Yes. Which was awesome. And then the Shalamar's different, right? Yeah, Shalamar's different. Or is it was the same? No, it was different. It was different. It was different. That was the one where we sat up on the patio outside and then that's the

Shalimar one. But that's different than the. Yes. The other one was a different spot. Okay. Yeah. Because the other one was like the shalimar one. No. Omo was decent. Romo one was where we were where we're, Homo was the one where we're that pool, dude. Yomily. I can see it. in, in neon script on a leaf wall. We tried to do the first like ad read and I kept fucking up and you're getting pissed at me. You're ready to kill me. Where was that? That was in Scottsdale. That was the one where we had the cat. where the guy wouldn't put his shoes on. Remember, you guys were ready to kill me because I couldn't do the ice.

Oh, that was the stairs. That was the stairs. That's where you clawed hopped your way up the stairs. Putting in tickets hands and then he got pissed off. Now, those tough times. It takes a lot to get ticket pissed too. Yeah.

It's not as far as he was on smithing. You wanted me instead of you putting shoes and socks on, you wanted me to totally orient the camera in a different way. Oh, I remember this. Merely putting socks and shoes off. By the way, that got heated. Usually it's kind of a joke. That one got a little heated.

Bro, that was a full year ago. That one got chippy. That did. That one got chippy. That was getting chipped. It was just because I didn't know why my toes had to be in it. They did. They did more exactly why you put shoes on.

Yeah. We won't revisit that whole. What do you think is the worst food spot we've stumbled on on one of these trips? Oh, I got it. Oh, the pizza. in Vancouver. No, the Italian in Arizona. Oh, that was the worst thing.

The place. That was. That was the worst. It's always highly reviewed, too, when we go there. I do my research, man. I do my research. That was it. That was a bang job and a half.

I love Arizona. I'll tell you the best one. Go ahead. Low key. I think the Chinese we got in Vancouver was one of the better meals we had as a group. But that was delivery, though, so it was a little different.

I was saying the delivery. Or the Indian. in Edinburgh. Yeah, the Indian in Edinburgh. That's pretty good. That's a sleeper picked up. This is like a game of madly. How about cuisine and a city of the chat?

How about the shake house we did in Scottsdale, me, you, and FP? How about that taco place with that flat bread? Which one? In Scottsdale. That you loved it. The like barbecue. We went back for Smigs' birthday dinner. Ah.

I remember that. The place was good. I don't remember that. It had like, it was like a, you were obsessed with it, Bob. What?

What place is that? For Smigs' birthday? Oh, yeah. The three of us went. I was there. You got this like flat bread to stata. Brett left early because,

like barbecue thing that you fucking loved. He went to, like, so he went back to it. So he left early and we were in a big long table with Smigsy, you, me. It was.

I was there. Yeah, yeah, it was during the waste management term. Yes, we played in the Uber on the way home. We went the first day. I know the place you're talking about.

That place is good. We played the Uber, uh, the Uber, uh, the Uber, uh, but we went the first day and then we sat at a table and Bob,

you ordered like some kind of like, he doesn't remember, taco things and you're like, oh my God, these are unbelievable. They're like, this is so good. So we went another night.

We went back to it. I know exactly the place you're talking about. Oh, I'm losing my eyesight. It's incredible. And I'm losing my memory. We sat on that long table. I know.

It's incredible how much he loved it to the point where we went back. We went back. We went back. Because he loves me. And he has no idea. We were as Snicks. God, that really bothers me. Yeah.

I'm trying to think what else we could say that would make you remember else. That's, that's tough. How about the McDonald's in Vancouver? The McDonald's in Edinburgh. We're the McDonald's in Austin. Edinburgh was a dark place, though, for us just because I think we were just very, very low. We went three days.

Well, the pub crawl was fantastic. That was fucking awesome. By the way, whatever happened to the caricature? I have it. You have it? Yeah. We gotta have some fun with that. Yeah.

That could even go in the Breezy Lounge. I've been meaning to take like a copy of it to send to the Breezy Lounge. That would be really good. And then we'll have the OG like whatever studio we set up. Yeah. By the way, we have so many pictures that we could add to the Breezy Lounge. Like there's so much room for the walls and we have so many pictures. We need to take a picture outside this RV.

I was just going to say I'm so excited for that picture. We need to take it because we're going to forget because we forget to take every photo. Yeah. We just need to knock that out. I love how we had the, outside the RV. Jensen, don't let us forget.

We will. Maybe we do it. Maybe we do it before we leave today. It's got some nice Spanish moss around it right now. Good lighting out there right now. I got the perfect song for you. You know I started toggling with his one? Oh, I was thinking timeline.

Oh, no, I'm thinking timeline too. Down the timeline. You make a real? You make a real. You want to make a picture of real? That she scares me. You want to make a picture of real. Hit me with the song.

What's that? Hit me with the song you're thinking of. It'd be fortunate son, Creedon's. That's a song of all RVs. He's all closing credits in the movie. Yeah. That's a drone shot song. At the end of every movie.

It is. Someone's driving away and the drone is popping. Isn't that also anytime a soldier's going to Vietnam, isn't that also that song? But isn't that song about a war protest? Yeah, it is a war protest. Yeah. But the movies always use it like the end of Vietnam. Yeah.

It's like there's one other, there's one other song. Just a chopper flies in the frame. Overlark of Marf super low Just super low chopper There's one other song I forget what is I think it's a Led Zeppelin song That closes every single movie ever

And if you sang it Is it way to heaven? No No no it's a little faster Ramblon Ramblon? Ramblon How does that go?

How does Rambal on? Yeah, Rambon would be good I gotta find it It's closed every song Ramble on I need to hear it Misty Mountain Hop

I need to hear it I would also know the name if you said it closes every When the levy breaks. Heartbreaker? Heartbreaker? No.

Bring it on home. Well, you just said if you heard the title. I changed my mind. I changed my mind. Yeah, there's no way. I changed my mind. You said that and I was like, there's no freaking away.

Throw a Lets Epplin 2 album? Yeah. Two is good. Because I don't know anything. I just know. It's at the end of every like movie where some. Was it immigrant song? Exit out the gift shop?

Was it the Lemon song? No, no. All right. We're done. I don't let's that one. It might be Moby Dick. I originally. How does Moby Dick go?

Uh, it's more music, music. It's certainly not mobo. He's being a dick, oceans. He's just flexing on that ass right now. This is a big Led Zeppelin guy. Oh, you know where he got it. He got it from his father.

Oh, talking about, you know all this stuff. What about Kevin Steuben? How about Kevin Stuby? Where did that all that? Oh, man, that was, let me tell you something. What a time. I think people are going to really enjoy this episode. Kevin Stuby, Perez's dad came and joined us for an episode.

We played at his, club. We're playing back at his club today. I think as much as you're probably going to hate the episode, just from a lot of the car cam stuff, I think people and I think our fans are going to enjoy this episode so much. It's when you first, when you first meet him, you, you don't see much of Perez in him, but then when you start to talk, you start to talk to him, it starts to make a lot of sense. Yeah. And it slowly builds and builds and builds. Like, okay, I get it. His dad's That's legendary, man. And he's not afraid to get after it a little bit, too.

No, definitely not. But we were going to do, we had a nine beer challenge that we were going to do, that we did do on the back nine. He was putting down Miller lights and dos ecches on the front nine. Yeah. Just sipping them. Even when we were chugging, he had a beer open that he was just sipping. Just sipping on.

He's a sipping beer. Sicko, dude. Yeah. He's a sicko. You know what, though? Like, it's kind of cool to see how proud of Perez he is. like you'll be like Best Wedge game in America

It was it was like it was like you can tell I'll give you one His head cover Is the fat Perez Euro And then it just says Papa Perez It's sick Did you see that's it? Did you get him that?

Yeah The Papa Perez part's in Sharpie Yeah Is it actually in Sharpie? Yeah I thought you got like it Like custom I got a picture of it

It's unbelievable Yeah I mean look He spent many years hiding from my existence. I was not someone to be proud of for quite a long time. He said that too. The last year. He was very open about that. Yeah.

And then, yeah, I think he's finally like, oh, my God, I can, like, talk about my son. And, like, in a way that I'm not embarrassed of. So, your dad also must be nice. Has an all-time radio voice. Does he? Yeah. Yeah, that's right. That was my own.

Yeah. He's got a big-time voice on him. There's a picture of him. Perez hitting the euro on one of the holes and that is that's special like that's a breezy lounge photo oh yeah when he started dancing like fp dances was unvailable it's gonna be a great episode i'm looking forward to it yeah i'm looking forward to it i think it's awesome i really is the funny thing is when you see like fp's dad or your dad or whatever you see like the origin of like where you started and it and it kind of puts in another piece of the positive

which is really fun to like kind of you love that shit you love unearthing like early stuff and stories and like because it makes you feel like you get to know that i like person that in a way that no one else does yeah like me and the families yeah you really even when you came to canada i enjoyed that yeah because you were like chopping it up with my mom and yeah that's right up your alley or even like some of the stories that your dad would tell from you growing up because that's that's the wildest ride there is like the behind the scenes of jose OED, like, remember when we were on the van on the way to Jeter? Remember the homework story?

Oh. The math homework on the computer. Dude. Yeah. I mean, just, wasn't he was like, uh, what, dad? Like, no, I did it. He was like, Joe, have you done your homework? Yeah, dad.

He's like, yeah, dad. I got that's like, Joe, seriously, have you done your homework? If you haven't, you said, no, I've done it. He's like, Joe, I'm coming down there. I'm going to look at it. If you haven't done it, just say it and get it done. He's like, no, I've done it, dad. And he gets down there, turns the computer on.

There's no homework. You go. Must have been a virus. I don't know. Knowing the whole time you didn't do it. Listen, if you're going to stick with a story, man, you want to make it believable.

You got to stick all the way. You were calling his bluff, man. You can call him bluff since you were just a wee boy. That's why you fit into the casino, don't. I always get called out, too. He gets caught. He gets caught off. Yeah.

It's caught off-based. That seven-d-duse offsuit never holds. It rarely. does, but when it does it's pretty special. You're still playing it. Yeah, I am, why not? You're still playing that hand. Not me this far. Yeah, whenever you get Joe against, like, it's cornered,

like, back into a spot where, like, he has to then file, like, you gotta take him to the, like, the end of the line where he can't lie anymore. And, like, when you get him, no, you really, true. There's always an excuse. Yeah, this is a lot of excuses. The

Cutsy concession is one of the best things you can. When he says, he goes, yeah, I ate the cake. I ate the cake. Or when he did, we were doing the Berlin Lidum show, and he was talking about how Vancouver Chinese food, it's a great clip. Vancouver Chinese food is like the best Chinese food in the world. And he Googles it.

And like he's Googling it on his phone. And he reads what it says about it. But then he adds like two lines that weren't in there of how it's like world renowned. And like, Mikey's like, Joe, does it actually say that? Or did you make up those stones? Like, no, no, no, Mike.

It says it right here. And then, so Mikey looks it up and it didn't say that. And then he just cracks his smile. Like, he just knew. You know, as we, as things go on, I just kind of realize how, how messed up I am, man. In the best way, though, Joseph. We love you.

We're all, we're all a little messed up. I think that's why this works. I think I'm quite a best. And we all, like, we all understand, like, that we all have a, issues in our own ways, but it just works. It's just gels together, which is why, honestly, the trips that we do are so fun. I get so much enjoyment because it's just like, even just like this RV thing has been

the first time we've been on a true road trip. Yeah. Which has been really cool because we get to spend a lot of time behind the scenes. Sometimes when we go on these trips and you stay in a hotel room, you don't get to spend as much time. That's why, like, this trip has been a lot of fun. It really has. Even though the first two days, Yaman didn't talk to me.

gone way better than I thought it would. Why did you think it was going to be bad? Well, I always thought it was going to be fine because FP arranged the whole thing. But when I just heard road trip around Florida, especially when the thought of Jacksonville was there, I thought we're going to be in the car for three or four hours. It's just gone remarkably smooth in a way that I just, I didn't. And even you drove the RV. I did drive the RV.

I did. You did. That was really. Yeah, it had to. By the way, we've kind of created the illusion, FP kind of did, of like, that we're like traveling around the world that like we're like eight hours on the road sleeping.

A little bit of a stretch. If you aggregate the entire trip into a day it would be a long day. But we've spread it out to about seven. Hey, you know they say perception is We haven't been in that thing a long group of it.

We could have gotten a van. I know. I know that. But it actually works. Perception is reality, dog. It's actually nice, right? No, it's really nice. better than like a like obviously it's better in a minivan but is it even better than the van that we

had in van i like that man i like the rv i'll take the rv i'll take the rv i like the i like the i mean we get the best of the work because we don't have to drive it he drives i couldn't drive that thing i don't like the driver i don't like that um that concludes this week's episode the bobdo sports podcast we get a lot of good content coming your way a whole lot of behind the scenes which is what you know people have asked for something that we definitely want to give so we're back to the behind scenes a lot to come this week. We'll see you next time. That's another edition.

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