Bob Does Sports Podcast - Bob Does Sports On Filming With Young Jamie, Betting On Football & Our First College Football Game

Episode Date: November 1, 2023

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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome back. We are here, another edition, the Bob Does Sports Podcast. And today we're joined by a very special guest. That's Peter DeMarre. I have Peter DeMar here to my left. And over to his left, you have Bin Yaman Shicker, Fat Perez, to my life. Welcome back. Ben Yaman, I want you to tell me your thoughts.

Let's talk Austin, Texas today. Oh, I love Austin, Texas. How was the trip in for you so far? I don't love Austin, Texas. I'm not sure yet. I am undecided on Austin, Texas. I like Austin, but I'm undecided on if I love Austin. There's also a lot, there's a lot of areas that we've been to which are very happening, which I don't like.

So, I'm undecided. I think I like Austin. We went to the mothership yesterday. We went to the mothership. I like the mothership. Young Jamie was various hospitality was off the charts. Michelle Sing Gillis, who I had not really seen just from you guys always on trip, you guys are always watching them. I'm always asleep.

I think he's the funniest human being on the face of the earth. He very well might be, man. The dude just, the way he gets up, it's like talking to him afterwards and him up on stage. It's the same guy, same like mannerisms and everything. So if you can,

you know, if you're just that funny, I'm guessing that makes that professional a whole lot easier. Yeah. It was, um, we had to kind of settle in going into the green room because we got pulled back into the green room,

which was nice, which was fun, but like, you know, you got to come in and you got to like, is it a small green room? room? It's pretty small. Yeah. It's the only green room I've been in, so I can't, I wouldn't

be able to. Differency. It might have been a big green room. I think it was a normal, I think it was an average size green room. It wasn't a big one. I wonder, it was a perfect size one. I wonder what a guy like that, what his rider is. Do you guys know what a rider is?

I think it's a whole bunch of Miller Light. Yeah, I think the Miller Light was flow. I would love just to pick your brains on like, yeah, I mean, if you had a rider, what is like, what contains, like what's contained in that ride like what does that look like a rider's like something you always have to have with you like it's your request

of what you want in the room when you get there okay i like this beverages or food or special candies or treats can be a rider a rider is anything that you need along with like an appearance yeah so it could be something it could be anything it could just be like i like these kind of pillows on my bed at the hotel it could be like literally or like a trailer or something for the big divas yeah like uh yeah i'm on set i want my own

private, you know, like, I think Mariah, you know, everyone's going to. Mariah Carey wanted, like, certain temperature water and stuff like that. But, like, basic things. Like, I mean, what, what would be on? I don't think, I think I'm super, it would be like sour patch kids, you know what I mean? Like, I'm super like. Or like everybody just to shut the fuck up. That doesn't count.

Five hours. Yeah. I think it would be like chocolate or something, like nothing crazy. Get fun with it. Yeah. It's pretty simple. Okay, FP. I wouldn't, I, I mean, like, for this exercise of the show, like, you just want me to name things that I like.

Yeah, like, what are the essential? I mean, I would never, I would never in a million years ask for a rider of items. I'm just saying in the event for this. Well, I like beer. I like food. I mean, I would, I would, I would want. Pretzels? Yeah, I would like some, you know, if we're getting particular, like some soft pretzels around.

Okay. Pizza? Yeah, cheese pizza, soft pretzels, beer. I mean, you know, I don't think it would be out of the ordinary. Fiji water? just plain water's fine okay wow Perez likes the

uh press like the wahast uh soft pretz so when I went to go film with when we went to it down to Florida and film with Garrett and that video's coming out um soon as well but when I went to go I got him

one of the soft pretzels and I met him at the Airbnb and I saw him and I hand him soft pretzel and he's like thanks he's like a bad batch she's like real bad batch oh no yeah it was like a fur it was more of like a cooked. Yeah.

It was a tough pretzel. Yeah, but the kid, he loves themselves and soft pretzels. I don't know, to be honest, I don't know. I don't, I just, I don't know if there's something that, like, I would need to have. Bigels. Yeah. Yeah. Like, I just wouldn't want to be hungry.

That's my only thing. I just wouldn't want to be hungry. So I guess any type of food just to make sure that I'm not hungry. You know what I mean? That's fair. That's really the only thing that I could possibly think of. Do you like, like mermaids and seals and fish tank? or something? I don't know.

I think snacks, I would like snacks, like, gummies and like, um, maybe uh, popsicles. Oh yeah. No, you know what I would like? Some dairy queen up in that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like a soft

machine. Bitch. Like a soft serve machine with some, some toppings. I don't know. A soft serve machine, but just maybe, maybe a blizzard upon arrival. Yeah. We have a problem, by the way. We do. do. We did, I will say, when we went to the Longhorns game, we'll get into that, but I think one of the most fun parts of the trip was coming back from the Longhorns game. I didn't know that

YouTube TV could do the quad box. I thought they just do it with the NFL games. Perez puts it up for the college games, sitting and watching the games with you guys and betting every single game on the board, ordering pizza. It was the most fun. It was just like, all right, we're back. Because it's been a while since we all saw it. It was. It was. It was a lot. It was. It was a lot. It was. It was, It was a fucking blast. Except we got destroyed. We did. Yeah.

Never bet again. That was a lot of fun. Those moments where you don't have to do anything or be anywhere, so to speak, and we could just kind of hang out, that is, that's quintessential Bob to sports film time for Bob. Because he just pulls the camera out and all of a sudden. Everybody's in line. Everybody is, yeah. Tick and I got.

Tick and I just got. Absolutely. For no reason. We're just getting comfortable. What was a bad job for? That was hand up accountability. Yeah, he posted our stomachs. That's a clear,

24-hour story. No one needed to know. It's not a hard post. No one needed to know how hard my belts work. To be on. No, no one needed my, you know, comparison for each other. It wasn't good for either of us.

It wasn't even about us. The punchline of that whole thing. Was Joe. Yeah, the punchline was Joe coming down and busted his ankle going up the stairs or something. So he comes kind of wobbling down. That was hand up accountability. That was a story.

That was a story. They caught friendly fire. Yeah, they did. They did pretty well on the Instagram. It always goes back to that. I didn't know, but I didn't even post it. Bob left. He disappeared and he comes back down.

He's like, I just fired something up on the Instagram. So I was like, I thought it was like a photo of us at the Longhorn game. Sure. Hook him. Yeah. And he and then I looked and it was just your guys's stomach. And I was like, this is kind of crossed the line, but it's going to do well. And people love that. They love seeing that.

Did you split? It was just a straight up to sports. It was a straight pop to sports. It was a straight bang. I was, I was giggling for, I think, eight hours straight the entire afternoon. Because it was just good to have the boys back together and there was just chaos happening. There was every which way. It was supposed to do with the bets going.

We found out you cannot handle the quad box. it's too much action for you to wear I've watched multiple quad boxes But that's not the point You also had your phone You had a fifth box He was watching the Red Wings game on his phone It's too much

You need commercials Too many boxes You gotta take a breath You need one You need one game Because the quad box for you is just But that that That is good for my ADHD

Like that No it's bad for your ADHD It's not good for your heart either It keeps me going It keeps me going It's like There's always something happening where I can latch on very quickly.

That is true. It is so screaming. When he like, Kentucky made a good play or something and like he screamed, he's like, all right, Kentucky. I was like, Joe, that's really good. He's like, yeah, dude, but the Red Wings just gave up a goal. He was dude, fuck. Like what?

The Red Wings scored. I was like, Joe, it's college football Saturday. We got four games on here. And how he gets the Red Wings broadcast. Well, hockey season's back. He goes, no. How do you get it on your phone? Yeah, there's a streaming app.

No, I didn't. Oh, you're on one of these. Streaming sites. And then he goes, his answer's always, I had a guy tell me. It was a guy. I have a guy. I'm just also blessed.

I have very good, like, cellular connection at all times. You say you're blessed. You have good cellular connection? Yeah. That's not blessed. That just means you bought AT&T. Like,

why don't you get AT&T? Well, I'm blessed to have Verizon, but it's not like, it's not a good use of your blessing. Verizon bangs you with the water. They never stop working for you. Yeah, it's good.

But I always feel like I have by far the best connection. You do. You do, you always do. Yeah, you could be anywhere and he'll pull up a game. But the thing that you can't do either is if he asks for your laptop to watch a game, you can't do that because he goes on to these sketchy sites. Oh, I've used those. I've seen you on.

And then your laptop's fucked after. No, it's not. My last laptop, Joe, ever since you got your hands on that thing, I had to get a new laptop, it was never the same. It's one of those where the game comes up. Joe, you go to some sketchy. You got to download a firewall. That's not how that works.

You know that's a virus, right? The firewall that you downloaded to present the virus, that was a virus. No, you could purchase ones that will prevent viruses from occurring on your laptop. You have no idea. Maccalfee? Are you in the Maccafee grind right now? Something like that, yeah. So he goes to the sites because I used to use them.

It's called Maccadivirus. Oh. No, Norton is a competitor, I think. Norton is a competitor. But you click the video and the game pops up, but it's blocked. by an ad and you got to like hunt down the little acts to get rid of it. Yeah. When you click the little axe, another ad pops up.

And it takes you on this fucking like cat and mouse game. You got to find the right ass. You got to find the right. It's got like a big axe that you think that's the X. That's never the X. That's actually a button. And you have to like wait. It's like a ticker in the corner too.

Yeah. There's that little white X. Yeah. It just tries to get you to click the wrong. It's a small little. You gotta find a little on the top right quadrant, a very small red axe. X is the X that you actually want to find.

And sometimes they'll have another X on top of that X. So you have to proceed to click that X off some kind of... There's a shot clock too. There's like a ticker in the corner and you got to wait. Dude, we've been in some places where there's just no Wi-Fi signal whatsoever. And you look over at Cuttee and you're streaming like a Seattle Cracking game. And you're like, dude, how the fuck is this guy streaming this game right now? Like, how is he watching this game?

Shout out AT&T. Hashtag blessed He was bet He had college football action He had hockey action And NBA action On Saturday It was incredible

Dabble a little bit Dabble Cuts Yeah Is it going to a buffet You don't just take All the short rib And don't put any veggies

Or any protein Or any carbs on your plate You dabble a little bit If you're eating Every waking hour Well in more ways than one That's why I'm extremely fat and I know it.

We went to the Texas Longhorns game and it was such a blast and Cutsi's good about keeping the connections like alive and like it'll get you in a lot of places and whatnot. The guy you got us, he was so enthralled in the game. He had the, what was the game that you had Oklahoma Sooners versus Kansas over? Cutsi asked this guy a question at the game and the guy starts answering the question and Cutsi lifts up his phone. I didn't look it like this. I had it down here.

He's asked him a question. He's like, so how are they going over for you? And the guy starts to answer to end him. He just goes, I'm like, dude, I hit him in front of the guy. I hit him.

I was like, Cutsi. Like, come on, dude. Like, you just asked the guy. Horrible. You know,

it was just one of one. It's just. Renee knows me by now. He knows. Yeah, he does. Shout out to Renee here. Your real, Joe,

is that he, he has to, in all of his, capability, the extent that he can, he has to have eyes on it. Like the Kansas Oklahoma game is going to go the way the Kansas Oklahoma game is going to go. Whether or not he's watching it at the Texas game. So he could have a bet in and just check, like, refresh game cast. Like he has to watch every down.

It's like his, your bet won't hit if you don't watch it. It's kind of like a general going into the army. You kind of want to know if you're going to lose that battle. You want to know how you lost it. Like I at least want to see how I went down Or if I win Then at least I could see Oh, this play was spectacular

This was the winning play that got me to the You know to where I needed to go But to not know And just to be in that voided space It's I told you to not eat that pizza It's three days old That's disgusting

It's two days old You told me not to eat it I said so what's for lunch And you didn't answer So now pizzas for lunch I was gonna order lunch after the podcast. You just didn't get the answer

that you wanted. It's two days old. He's not going to. He's not going to get sick. It was a reheat. That restarts the clock. He's fine. He's fine.

You're still not under violation yet. You're okay. How about how about cutsy this morning coming back with the, he had a, he had a, it was awesome too. He had a poppy seed, egg and brisket bagel today.

It was wild. Was it not unbelievable? It was fantastic. Rock star. He got it with barbecue sauce too So like you're dipping the egg bag Dude it was fucking awesome Yeah, you got in Rome

I mean we're in Austin, Texas And known for the brisket He knows what to order You gotta You gotta By the way that those bagels in general Were really good Even the ones that you didn't have

Oh He's a man Titty is on a warpath Took the couch down Holy hell You gotta get it together back there That was the last fight Was the final show

That was the final show That was the final straw. I'm behind the camera for a region. You all do the podcast, man. Let me eat, me, babe. Whatever I need to do. I just heard a very loud clanging noise. The couch was just one calorie too much for that couch.

Did the couch break? Dude, there's, I got a video in the vault that I haven't released yet. It's just. Of tick? 45 seconds flat. Of dick. Absolutely. hammering down the blizzard the other night and he's getting up.

The funny thing is that Bob started laughing and he was looking within the vicinity of Tick and Perez. And we all know now if Bob just starts giggling that he's probably in the midst of banging somebody on the phone. So Prez automatically is like, what did you get? What did you get? I was like, what did I do? You're fine. You're not in the friendly fire.

It's actually Tick. But Tick was enjoying the blizzard so much he just didn't care. Dude, the blizzards have never not hit, though. Imagine a dairy queen sponsorship? Well, I mean, we just keep eating it. Dead bad. Yeah. We can just keep eating it.

The real law is... Hot eats, cool treats. Home is delivery. Post-Mating ice cream is a low point. It sucks because then it gets to you a little melting. You feel like you got to eat it fast because it's melting? Yeah. Can't even look that guy in the eye.

He's just like... When we did, when we'd been in Scottsdale, it was a couple times we were pretty close to a dairy queen. And when we all just kind of piled in the car and went through the drive-thru and had the DQ, like, like, caught off the press, that's the good shit. Yeah. Yeah. That's the good shit. Yeah, it is.

Yeah, we got to get back to the old ship. Back to our good ship. Back when we're good. Yeah. We've gotten lazier. I mean, yeah. It's hard to imagine. It just.

The post-maiding it. The post-mating is, is bad. Bob would time paid extra money to get dry ice inside so it wouldn't help. We got to get, we got to get some sort of, like, awesome. in area of food tonight for dinner. Yeah, like a barbecue. Because we're on, we could be anywhere in this country

ordering what we're ordering. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? One one meal, but we've gotten pizza hut. We've gotten KFC, like. KFC was great. KFC was great. We're in this like mecca of like tacos,

barbecue. And we're ordering like we're in fucking South Dakota. I feel like we do that a lot though. We do. We got stuff. So normally we're limited for Some would say they're all around the country because they're the best.

Wow. That's the baddest land. Dude, the tacos that we went for the other night, there was nobody in there. It was so fucking good. But I told you, I turned to you, because we went to the first place and it was fucking packed. Two hour wait for this tacos stuff. Then we walk down the road. There's literally no one in there.

There's no one in there. And we were these tacos fantastic. Like, if this is the taco quality of the, empty restaurant. Imagine what these fucking two hour wait. Yeah, those were bangers. Oh, also too, young Jamie yesterday who's coming on an episode as well. He took us to a burger joint and apparently they have a Joe Roganberger coming up too, which is pretty cool, not made of elk meat. That was one of the best burgers I've ever had. Spectacular.

Really? Really? That was definitely a top five burger. Would you put it in the top five burger? Yeah. I think it would be up there. By the way, don't sleep on the fries either. The fries were fun not, can we say the name of it? The fries were fucking fantastic. Do you know the name? Yeah. NADC. Burger?

Idol hands. No. No. It was a place. Idol hands was the name of the spot. No. It was a burger. It was a burger joint in idle hands.

Yeah. It was a bird. The kettle that's been massaged before it's made into a burger. NADC or something. NACC burger, but it's in idle hands. Oh. So yeah, it's not far off. But yeah, that was, that was, that was really, really.

What did it stand for? Not a damn care. You know, it's not far off from that. It was a, yeah, not a damn care burger. No, that's exactly what it is. Is it really? Was that what it was? I didn't know that.

Not a damn care burger. I think that's exactly what it was. That's fucking weird, dude. The only thing that's just a guess, calculated guess, I guess. I said that's Jamie and I mean, he didn't give a fuck nor shouldy. I turned to him because they're coming out with that, Roganberger and in the middle I was just like you know the only thing that concerns me with Joe's burger is they're going to have three patties and I think when you have three patties it just

gets overwhelmed with meat to where like the other stuff can't do what it's what it's supposed to do because there's like too much meat well I get the triple decker at Wendy's yeah you too yeah it's absolutely nothing wrong with that but you don't think that there's like that's a bit much that's what I was wondering like when you did do the triple decker you didn't think that it was too much. Like, wouldn't you rather just get, like, the double hamburger and then just get, like, another hamburger on top of that? It depends on what you're trying to do here.

If you're looking for, if you're looking for taste, yes, if you want the best all-around experience, I agree with you. But sometimes if you're just fucking hungry for something greasy and something big and something meaty, I think there's nothing wrong with three patties on a burger. As long as there's cheese in between each burger patty and maybe some pickles. You can't just have three patties, then all the stuff on top. You've got to layer it, same way you would do with nachos. You put some chips.

You put some cheese and more chips on top. Let them cook. Like a club sandwich. That's correct. I think if you do it that way, there's nothing wrong with the triple decker. Look, if he wanted the double decker, you would have just got the double deck. How many patties are on a big mac? Is there two patties or three?

Big Mac is two patties, but it's three pieces of bread. That's the problem with the Big Mac. I think a Wopper. Who needs a third piece of bread? I think a Wopper is so much better than a Big Mac. Really? I'm with you on that. I think that.

I think that flame broiled wopper tastes just way better. And if you have to put sauce on your burger, like the Big Mac sauce, to me, you're making up for something. I think it's cheating. You know what I mean? Like you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, yeah, throw. I agree with. I agree with. Do you remember in the car where to.

That's how we ended up on a post with her stomach. Yeah. That's what the cash. That's what you're, you're. I think a wopper's far superior. you remember you remember when tickets out of nowhere turned to jet in the car last yesterday it was like in the morning just turned jet he's like I like those nachos last night but they weren't messy enough out of nowhere yeah yeah nachos do have to be have to be

messy it made sense they got to be but it was in it was out of nowhere yeah he was thinking about it for a long time well no but we have a bond over messy shitty garbage nachos. We both love those. It was fancy cheese too. He was like cheese wasn't. Did you like the nachers at the Longhorn Stadium? I did.

I actually enjoyed the full Longhorns experience. That was cool. The tailgate to the game. And I'm not even, I love not having a college football team because then you have them all. And I don't even like the Longhorns. Like they were always one of like the, do I like them? Do I like them? I did always want to go to that stadium though.

And that was cool as shit. I think I might be on board The Longhorn's now. It might be. And how about Bevo? I had to do that in the stadium just because, you know, whatever. But for the, for the, for the, for the,

it's a cheat code when like, you're saying hey to people. It's everything. You know what I mean? It's like, it's a cheat code of like, oh, what's going on? Hook him. You know what I mean?

Like, when we leave here, I don't know what I, I don't know what I did before that. I know. What did I do? It's hello, goodbye. It's everything. Was I just like, what I'm like, was I,

was I a thumbs up guy? What was I doing? I think we were all splur-like we were just split one. You get you in and out of the conversation. Like even if you're just like done, just be like, I'd hug them. It's like hottie-toddy. And I'm sure they all have. Yeah.

Yeah. Hottie-Totty's. Yeah. Orie-Role Tide. I wouldn't mind going to do another college football game. Yeah, we should just become a college football tour. LSU. Go Tigers.

I would do LSU. Horns up. Horns up. Horns up. Fins up. I'd like you go to an Alabama game. Yeah. I think that'll be a lot of fun.

That's a lot of sure. T-Town? Yeah, I think it would be cool. By the way, you're telling me that Texas now moved into the SEC. Yeah. It's insane. All the colleges going to these different conferences. You can't even keep up with who's in what conference anymore. I think the Pact 12 has two

schools left. Stanford and Cal. Oregon, U.S. Colorado. It's a PAC, too. Colorado's leaving. Colorado's leaving two? I believe so. No. No. I'll go for them. Are they going to be? Are they going back to the Big 12?

They went to the Oregon coach and he's like, when's the last time Colorado a lot of anything because they were leaving. They're going back to the, no, I thought that was them complaining about. The Big Ten has 40 schools now. So I thought that that was because the Colorado folks were complaining about Oregon leaving the Pact 12. Oregon's leaving of what they were doing to the conference. And he was like, well, what does Colorado done for the conference? Right.

So I think it was Oregon, USC. They're for sure. They're going to Big Ten. They're going to the Big Ten. He's going to the Big Ten for sure. Stanford and Cal are going to the ACC. Oh, is that new? Stanford's going to the 8th.

I'm right. They're going to the Big 12. Yeah, Colorado's going to Big 12. Everybody's leaving. Stanford and Cal were the only teams left. I think they just last second last. It was left in the Pac-12. Oregon State, Washington State, Arizona, Arizona State,

Utah. I think UCLA's going to the big time. By the way, Texas leaving the Big 12th, they've always been a Big 12th school. And Oklahoma's going too. That's great. Yeah, it's Oklahoma and Texas. It's not even.

left. Like, it's kind of ridiculous. I didn't really you could just bounce the con. I thought the NCAA determines the conferences. They're all individual conferences. Yeah, it's like they have their little It's so weird. It's between the colleges. So you're going to have SEC, ACC, ACC, and Big Ten. I mean, it's essentially just going to, that's going to be it. Yeah, but the Big 12 was

always cool. I always like the Big 12. They don't play defense. They don't play defense. But something about a Baylor. Yeah. Like Texas tag. Yeah, like a Baylor, Iowa State. And it bangs the whole college basketball scene. Oh, yeah. Oh, for sure. For sure. For sure. Think about the travel if you're a...

I was going to say... I was going to say... That's why people were upset. I mean, that's crazy to me. Like, you go and play... Imagine going to play, like, like, soccer. Like, you play soccer for Stanford, and you've got to go over to play all these ACC games.

Duke. Yeah, I mean, you got to go literally across the coast. It's pretty wild. Like, at least the football and the basketball, like, travels well. Like, they, you know, but like, some of these other teams are flying economy and, like, that. This is what happens And you start paying kids, you know

It just can't You just can't be paying them kids Can't be trusted I also Damn kids I just can't figure out Central time Yeah I heard you having a conversation

I was in my room And you guys were having Conversation About you could not It was alarming Yeah It was whatever Standard time is

You take one hour less That's central time See I thought it was two hours less No it's Two hours Don't even get them to mountain time Don't even get them to mountain time. Yeah, I just think there should be.

Mountain time would blow your mind. So you know Pacific time. Of course. Eastern time is three hours ahead. One less than Eastern. Just one less. So Central time is one less than Eastern. That's not bad.

It seems like we're a lot, we're pretty far away from the East Coast to just be one hour off. I think that's probably where your head's at. Like, the central, the central time is a pretty substantial area, right? Like the east side of Central to the west side, that's probably like 30, 45 minutes of sunlight. that's it Jet said he yesterday talking solar system I always thought Pacific time

was king for like sports times and what central time is is pretty good having the football start at 12 12 3 and 7 yeah that's not bad either I still think I would take Pacific but it's not far off Pacific is polarizing either you love it or you hate it

either it's the best thing ever the worst I love I liked it at first and then once you realize that you have like at 8 p.m. The games are over and you're stuck with your thoughts that's when you realize Pacific time is not the way to go.

I think I've always been the East Coast. I think East Coast is superior because you can play golf in the morning. Oh, that's not why I... You can play golf in 8 a.m. tea time. You're done by noon. You shower up, you get home. One o'clock kicks off

and your entire evening is... And when the Sunday night game's over, you go to bed. I was talking to you about this. Bob and I, we don't golf on Sundays because of that. I just need that buildup. Like, I need that three, four hours

before the game. game starts like I need to be there for that buildup I have like my routine for that yeah that's your favorite east coast though I would make East Coast yeah you'd have that much more time you don't get that in a lot he wakes up early you're waking up like seven in the morning and then earlier yeah for Sundays you have Sundays a bit but like six just so I could get it get it cooking I love going I love going to sleep right after the last game you know what I mean yeah yeah and especially in like college is even better like two in the morning college is even better because You have staggered night games on the West Coast.

And then you've, God forbid, Hawaii's at home. Then you've got that. You can bet on the East Coast until three in the morning. Well, I did turn to you at the, like, later into the games when you were like, I've got a whole other slate coming up for the college football. It's like, we have another slate coming up. I forgot that there was another slate, and we lost everything on that slate, too. You lost every single slate for two days.

You lost everything for two days. We got to win tonight. Yeah, I mean, we ain't, we're touching, you're touching tonight? I'm listening to that. I'm already on tonight. I'm on the World Series. We're going to go dub box. We're going to go Monday night football and baseball.

You got that obviously. I got that. Oh, you got it like that. I got it like that. Dang. The best was when we woke up early yesterday, about to go to the golf course, and like we were all pretty tired. Nobody's really going to say anything.

And Cutsi just kind of opened the floodgates because he made us all laugh when he said that his guy is going to give him a call. low risk high reward games to put on it's one of the funny things I heard and then how's that go it's not penny stocks how did that go cutsy uh it was okay with those though that slate went okay it was everything before and in between why don't you just always bet low risk high reward stuff sometimes you want to get the juices like that sounds like the greatest if you really think about it it was low risk high reward it was just the way you it was unbelievably ridiculous.

Like hearing somebody say that about a parlay is absurd. So that is exactly what it is. I thought about it and you are correct. I just literally gave the definition of what a parley is. Saturday's vibes were so high. It was so much fun.

And then there was like one bad play in the Kentucky game and then it all just went so downhill. There's a problem and I know it's talked about a lot and I hate to do it. These college kids Pickers. That's what we're doing.

We're doing the college picker rant. I've done it for many years. I've heard it for many years. They got to figure it out. And I think it starts with tightening the hashes. Because we have a hash mark problem. You think it's too spread out? It's way too spread out.

You sound like my dad. My dad does this. Why are the hashes? Why are the rules different? In the NFL in college. There's a few rules I don't, I don't mind the difference. That was unbelievable. Hash marks are not even a rule.

It's just like part of the stadium. Like it makes no sense. And then the knee to the knee down. Also, I hate that. The one foot I can deal it. But the knee going down is nonsense. Untouched knee down. Yeah, because what, like, it just makes no sense.

I don't get it. We got to tighten the ashes. You know what my dad will call me or send me voice messages or text me. You know how many scholars, that he's ripped away from college players, that he had no, that he had no, like,

ability to rip away. Like, if a kid catches a punt inside the 10-yard line, he loses his fucking line. He goes, you put your fucking heels on that 10-yard line. And if that ball goes over your head,

you let it fucking go. If I'm that fucking kid's coach, I'm making a scholarship tomorrow. Jesus Christ, dad, like, what game are you watching? I don't even care. I'm bad guy.

Yeah, and he hates the, he wants two feet in bounds. I'm cool with the one He actually hates Spot I don't know if he hates the spot foul Or the 15 yard on the past interference One of them

One of him he really hates I don't and he hates the PI on underthroat Undertrown balls Yeah well that's a good He loses his shit He's like you bail on these quarterbacks out What's a corner supposed to do That one is like dad you've never played corner

You've never played quarterback You have no idea what the fuck you're talking Corner has got to be the toughest position In all football You know what sports You know what Benyaman hates more than anything? Maybe even more than this kicker situation. I think I know.

I know. Is it, you do? Go for it. The cornerback's not turning around with the balls in the air. That's right. You're never going to intercept it with your back to the quarterback. You never will. No, you saw it last night.

Was it two days ago? Or last night you're like, that is the one time I have ever seen a kid turn on a ball. And he made a great play. Yeah. Yeah. I understand it's difficult to play the position. Just turn around. Just get your head.

They won't even call. If you turn around, they won't call the passing interference. You know how many guys will just truck head first into receivers. It's the most blatant PI. Just swivel your head, get the stop, and also shorten halftime because it's too long. That's a good thing. College football's halftimes are so long. They got out the band play.

First time I've ever seen like Yaman like freak out where I realized that like he bets and like is really into football. He was bitching. It was like a fourth and one. We were watching the Rose Bowl at my place. And, uh, he was. was so upset that teams were lining up in the gun on fourth and one like he couldn't wrap his head around so finally it's a good it's a good take i mean you're backing yourself up more it is finally a team goes on fourth and one to go into the sneak and like he wasn't like freaking out at all and finally the guy gets ready

to go and the yamman slams table he goes that's what you do that's what you do and he's screaming looked over and i'm like what the fuck like holy shit shotgun shot gun college is all shotgun now they can't The guys don't know how to take a snap under center. So it's like almost an automatic fumble if you try to do quarterback sneak. Take 10 minutes at the end of each practice, perhaps a walk through and just practice the QB sneak. And all you got to do is take the ball and lay down and you have the first down versus these options they're running. These delays. It's crazy.

What do you think of a jet sweep on fourth and one? Guy comes in motion. I don't work. Oh, I like that more. Do you like that? I like that just the quick flip. Like the guy goes in motion, you hike it and give a turn real quick and he runs around the side. I like the edge.

I like getting to the edge. On a fourth down. More than a shotgun handoff, I would take that. Yeah. Or a quarterback draw. But yeah, there's just, you know, there's just a lot of... What happened to the eye? The eye formation.

What happened to the good old eye formation? Yeah. Where you followed a bullback, baby. In the old days, you'd run it on first and second. Bate them into the play action. Sure. And then you got your deep ball. And now they're just, you know, too many analytics.

Too many analytics. Perhaps spread out. All right. Without further ado, fellas let's get on into our Q and a segment ticket let it fly well I think based on what we were just talking about this is a pretty good question this one comes from Howard Horner he wants to know what your favorite all-time sporting moment was could be in sport could be anything just a moment in sports that's stuck with you your

favorite is it about our team or it could be anything it could be anything anything at all when you don't have a team in college you have them all Oh, it's any sport, though. Any sporting, any time, anywhere, anything. Just a favor. This is going to be kind of weak. For me, Yankees won in the World Series against the Phillies, 2009. Pretty weak.

But, yeah, that's probably what I go. Or Aaron Boone homering off Tim Wakefield in the AALCS as well. It's a really good one for me. Probably Tiger went in the Masters again in 29. That was cool. That was pretty crazy coming down the stretch there. Yeah, I'm going to go with that one. Toss up for me.

Well, the Packers winning the Super Bowl, I've watched twice, but the first time I was really young, when they won in 2010, that was amazing. That was awesome. But from experience, watching Italy win the World Cup, Cup in 2006 was fucking awesome. I was with all my friends. There was like the streets paraded.

Like it was more so not just celebrating with like just myself because I was a Packers fan and a couple people, but like celebrating with an entire community was freaking cool. Really cool. Yeah, same thing. I probably be the Cubs winning the World Series in 2016. Just having that community of people around you because like I don't live in Green Bay. So like, you know, you know, a couple people here and there who are like my mom and stuff, or Packers fans that you celebrate with, but like, but when you, when we won the World Cup,

when Italy won the World Cup, it was just like everybody was going after it. And I've longed for the Canucks to win a Stanley Cup. And it's been with heartbreak both times. I've watched them lose in game seven. And I probably will never watch them win the World, or the Stanley Cup. I've come to grips with that. I'll give you a, I'll give you a random one. feeling like a random like just a moment had nothing to do with um when boise state ran that lateral

it changed my life forever statue of liberty play i guess it changed yeah yes and then they scored touchdown and then they did another trick play in overtime that changed my life statue of liberty play yes well the statue of liberty was in overtime but they did the hook and ladder before that was pretty watch the the uh Texas USC that was a great one for the national title was pretty ridiculously awesome too just being like not having any stake in the game and just watching it from a football perspective, that was insane. That's probably the best national championship game I've ever seen.

I remember Tony Dobbins hitting a pull-up mid-range jumper for you of R to beat Kansas in basketball. 20, 2003, 2004 probably. At Fogg Allen, regular season. That's a big win for the Spires program.

Shout out Tony Dobbins. Fogg Allen. Hit us with one more. All right, this one comes from Oh, boy. This one comes from Fletcher, period, underscore, period, H. See, we do with the underscore and the periods. It's a little phase.

I'll take, take them. That might be something to take a lesson to. Sure, could. What are some of the boys' hidden talents outside of golf and everything that we do? What might be something that would surprise you that you're really good at? I'll give you something for both of them. Perez's impressions and Jet can do impressions very, very well. So that, I think, is a no-brainer for the two of them.

And then I would say Cutsi's voice. Cutsi's got... It's pretty good. Unbelievable. She's got some pipes. Yeah. Let me know if I missed anything there. But I think for you two, it's the obvious.

Why I'm thinking for him, it's not pretty obvious, too. I can let it rain with the pipes. He's got some range. Yeah, he really does. I'll do one more, tick. All right. Okay, this one's Drew underscore blends. Z.

Um, when will you add a traveling barber to the roster? What goes to you specifically for today? I mean, I could use a barber now, but I would never, I don't ever see us doing the trove. We're not, we're not the Beatles. You know, like, there's just, there's no, there's no, there's no, we just get in the car and go out of one need for one. If you could pick one, one thing to have with you, like, on a trip like this, whether

it's like, okay, a barber, a driver, or driver. chef like what is driver and chef i'm taking the chef for these trips i need the chef i agree you a little green yeah yeah just to like give me something that tastes kind of good and is healthy to be honest if fp was in the backseat driving it would change i love the dynamic and the setup we have now with perez and ticket up front me all the way in the back two in the middle so i i agree the chef because the chef would be huge could you imagine just like what do you boys feel like we'd be like fried chicken pizza we'd eat the same thing

it would just take longer for us to get it and the portion would be a lot smaller we'd have to like let the guy know like look I know there's only five of us but you're gonna have to cook for 10 the fear when I'm ordering and postmates the fear of us being hungry of not having enough

oh yeah it's the worst to where like I over order every single time because it's just it's awful to possibly be left on hungry. It never happens and things are just scattered across the kitchen. I'd rather have an extra pizza than one slice less than we need. Right. Yeah. Speaking of what what are we eating? What are we going to eat? We're going to today. We have this conversation already. We have not. We need the pregame. It's almost three and I'm going to eat. Weird slot. I need something small. I need like six, seven tacos and then just get lined up for tonight. Should we get a,

should we get a sweat day? Oh, good. We get a swear day. I feel like Monday night's a good night for us to go somewhere like good. Should we go out to dinner and night? Yeah. We'll take the reservation. This one's from secondhand good Z. Worst injuries or funny injury stories in your life. I think that's...

I don't know if it's funny when I was... It is kind of funny. I scratched my... I've never broken a bone. I scratched my cornea once and it was horrifying. And during a basketball game, I got somebody threw a pass and it hit me the eye lost everything. Like not only eyesight lost my money, lost my clothes, lost everything.

Okay. And they too. And I was like a pretty like, not wild kid, but I was like an angry kid. No shit. So we were out. So they like, I couldn't see shit. They took me to the hospital or like the doctor or whatever. And they were like, all right, we got to put these drops in your eyes.

And I was like, yeah, no, you're not putting fucking drops in my eyes. So I was apparently I was just like cursing out the doctors and they held me down. You were thrashing. And they just, like, put drops in my eyes. I wore an eyepatch for three days. Healed. Are there any pictures? It was, like, fifth grade.

There probably is, I don't think there's a picture of me with the iPad. I think people were too afraid to, like, come up to me. But something, yeah. The only thing's scary than you is you with the fucking eyepatch. It was like a, it was like a, like, a medical one. It was like one of those, cottonware. I don't know what it was where they, like, taped it on. Yeah, like gauze, yeah.

That's the only, like, medical thing I've ever had. I've never broken a bone or anything. Gutsi? I've had a horrific injury. Didn't you jump, didn't you break your head in a garage or something? I ruptured my Achilles. Four-season soccer. Yeah.

That was a great question, by the way. It was a soccer league game for our four seasons summer league. And I was, you know, right tail back. It's just like a 30 for 30. It's like a documentary. Are you trying to overlap on the run? I made a dead sprint. I was actually getting back in shape, which felt so good.

And I was making a dead sprint for a ball. And it felt like someone kicked me in the back of the leg. And I screamed bloody murder. And just I had no control. And I just dropped like a stack of bricks. And in that moment, I had ruptured my Achilles. I got off on my own power. I said I was okay.

And then I just had to like, you know, rub off. I thought maybe it was a sprain or something. I was actually contemplating going back in the game. And they're like, you have to go to a hospital. So I didn't think anything was terrible. I walked my way to the urgent care. And they were like, yeah, you ruptured your Achilles. You walked on a ruptured Achilles?

I kind of like sauntered, like gingerly. I was adamant that I did not need help. And I actually, when it happened, I was screaming at the ref. And they're like, yo, no one touched you. You thought you got like slide tagging from behind. I thought somebody hit me from behind because the guy was running next to me. Yellow card. And I was like, what the fuck?

I was livid. But it actually, I don't know if you've ever heard of this. It sounded like a gunshot. Like, and it was like in, I mean, you guys were in Whistler. You're in the mountain range. So like that sound just echoed. It was terrible. And now that I think back at it, it's horrifying.

Um, so that night, my mom came and picked me up and I went to Royal Columbia Hospital in Vancouver. They put me under. and they reattached my Achilles, and then that was it. I gained a lot of weight after that. You know, the only saving grace was... I did do any workouts for like a year. In my head, I was done.

Because I think, like, I used to play hockey in sports and I'd have, like, contact injuries, but the thought of having a non-contact injury with no one touching me, I was just like, man, my body's given. up on me. And that was just a terrible... You're the type, like, if you're playing basketball, Cutsi would pick up three fouls

in two minutes and be in foul trouble. Like, he instantly... I play aggressive ball. Yeah. Yeah. Tag a shack. Yeah. And you'd be, like, begging him just to go straight up with his hands up, but he just couldn't do it. Be too aggressive in pickup.

Bro, what's your problem? He's like, dude, we're playing. We actually used to play. We used to play pickup, me and my buddies and, like, Barrasol and Tall and some of those guys, they actually played, like, high-level ball, even into college. And so they...

Wait, what? What are you talking about? They played on, like, the team? What's high level ball? They played on like the college team? Yeah, yeah. Like, they were, they were like, why is that so funny?

It's just funny how you said. You say high level ball, you better be a five-star recruit and be hunted down by Sabin. Like, you better be a hunted down. Blue chips? All right. Sorry, they played pretty competitively

their whole life. That's okay. Whatever you want to fucking call it. But they would, they would do pickups and they always need like one extra person. So they'd call me and they put me on my friend Peter who was like, you know, he had a good shot,

but like he was the slowest of anybody. And I would just, I mean, I would hack the shit out of poor Peter like throughout the game. Poor Peter. And then Barrasol would get bad at me because you'd be like, you have to learn how to like pick and roll and set screens. What's crazy is like you could watch basketball and like understand it.

But when you get on the court, there's so much more than just actually making a shot or, off a ball. Like you have to be moving constantly. And when you have the stamina that I do, you're gassed within literally minutes. Playing football on a basketball court, probably. Well, yeah.

Just like trucking people. It was just like, yeah, it was fucking exhausting. And you're always late to get off the screen. So you're trying to hack the guy to, it's, yeah. I do crazy things to get just footage of cutsy in those games. Or even Yaman, like, just seeing like, Yaman being pressed full core. Bro.

You know, I don't know. Get the fuck away. I can play some other sports like to go on like a, like especially when we're all together in Florida, like to do like a community like drop in basketball league or something. I think it would be a stare at. I haven't. You got a great shot from what you. Yeah, I'm good, man. Let me know if there's a three point shooting contest.

Exactly. Yeah, we, we really. I mean, I just think we should pick up something. I think it'd be a sterile. I definitely want to start playing pickleball with you. And I'm down to do something like all together. It could be a way that we could actually like have fun getting back. into shape a little bit.

I'm a big split screen guy. I would set the screen, but I don't roll. I just split it. Split the screen tonight. Let's tell you that much. Boys and girls, that is,

that is all she wrote. For the Bob does sports podcast. Bob's never been injured. Yeah, well, mine by far, pickle ball court. Sent and picks hard as hell. Yeah, yeah, that was great.

Yeah, just blast on the injury Mine would be getting escorted off the pickleball court And going down with my dad's friends That was it was honestly awful Bob does sports podcast We will see you next time Like comment, subscribe