Bob Does Sports Podcast - Bob Does Sports On Their First Pro-Am, Our Postmates Problem & The Truth About Our Latest Challenge

Episode Date: September 13, 2023

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I have a nasty habit to order postmates because I'm hungry. Gotta eat. I'll get Jersey mics a lot of the times. I'll get a giant. Sub, Italian, bag of chips, Miss Vicki, Csalt, Sprite. And then I'm full. I feel sick. Within an hour and a half, get sushi.

Take it easy. That pot equipment, the day that ticket ridged himself of that pot equipment, it would be like he just got a massive race. It'll be a weight off your shoulders and off your back, figuratively and metaphorically speaking. He was blaming his back issues. He's been blaming it on the pot equipment. And I keep saying he's going, you're going for workers' comp. It's breaking my back, Bob.

I don't know what to tell you. If they want to pay me for it because I can't work anymore, that's fine. But let's call a spade of spade. Your back was broken prior to you coming up to shorts because you wore a – But it hasn't made a better bar. a wool onesy made out of you. Then during COVID, he slipped

going down the hardware stairs and broke his back. And he's trying for workers' comp and saying that Bob Dosports broke his back when that's not the case. Listen, man, it's not helping. I mean, if I'm already... It's all camping. No, no, no, it's not.

I mean, you took it. You had to take it home from our last trip. I missed my flight and you had to take it. How was that? I had a panic at a Baggston. Thankfully, I helped him out. I panicked. I panning. I'm like, Bob, there's those things.

It's over there. They're lined up. You'd grab it and you just stack all your luggage on it and then you push it. Good thing you had a friend there because Jet usually just gives me a thumb. You got it? You good? You're good? And then I actually stacked it up for him too.

Oh, you know what, man. This cop is to do something, man. Come on. Come on. I hope you stacked that thing up. I don't think it did That's not true I offered to stack it up

And you took me up on the offer And you took me up on the offer And you were very grateful But I stacked that shit Well I never think to use those I never thought that I'd see there Where you have to use those carts I never think to use them

Yeah When we get to baggage claim We all I mean Jett's the worst with it Dude Jett doesn't give a fuck about you When you're in baggage claim He's out He's done

There's no dialogue There's no conversation to be had And in his defense a lot of times we get the back to him. I don't want to talk to you guys either. We're all done. You know, we're all like,

all like, all, like, fuck you, I'll see you. Well, you'll do that because normally Bob's at the front of the plane

and we're towards the back. Oh, come on. And then when we get off the plane, Bob's nowhere to be seen. Whereas, you know, the very few times I'm at the front,

I'll be like, oh, I'll wait for the guys to come back. And so we can walk through the terminal, at least as a unified unit, but this is an excellent point, and I'm glad someone brought up to myself. Because you get off that plane when we get back from a trip.

You can't get out fast enough. And you are gone. You are gone. The only time we ever see you is if you take a wrong turn. I don't know which way I work. That's the only time. Well, this time he had reason. This last trip he had reason to be on his horse because we literally, we had a day

and a half in Cincinnati and we were delayed coming to Charlotte the morning of the flight. No. It was a bang job from the start because before we even got to the airport, Bob set the Uber to the wrong airport, which was a private airport, which I presume he must have thought he was flying private that day. I don't know.

The Uber driver, she had to call her kids and tell them that she wasn't going to be able to take him to school. So we had to extend. That was terrible. She called Bobby and told him that he had to walk to school. We were at the wrong airport, which meant she had to extend the trip by another half an hour,

and she called little Bobby. And she said, I'm sorry, you're going to have to walk. You're going to have to walk to school today. Because I ain't going to be there to drive you. So we thought bad. But anyways, that's how we started off. When we got to the airport, it was delayed on the front end. And then when we got on the tarmac, it was also delayed.

And ticket sent us a screenshot of where we had to go. The gate was on the opposite end of the Charlotte Airport, meaning we only had 15 minutes to get there. And it was like an 18 or 20 minute walk. So we got out and I didn't see Bob. Bob was like, as far as I'm concerned, he was in like a 500 meter dash, like in the Olympics. He was gone.

And I got out shortly after, and I didn't think I was going to make it. And there was points in time where I was running and like nailing people to and fro like to get there. But I'd catch a second wind. And I got there with 30 seconds left before they closed the gate. There was two people there. It said gate closed and they realized I was going. So they let me in. And I was so relieved.

But the problem was as soon as I got on that plane, I realized Tick was behind me. Sure was. It was. It was not making that. And Bob goes. you know if tick was like a year and a half ago probably would have made that point the first thing he said he said oh no poor tick he didn't make it he's like i tell you a year and a half ago tick would have made that plane do you agree do you think if we're being serious

if we're being serious i'm not being a dick and all i'm not saying you're being a dick no you're 100% of it do you think do you think that a year ago you would have made that that plane because it was a full spray it was a it was a It was a sprint. It was a 15 minute sprint. You missed it by 45 seconds. You had to wait for his bags. You can't sit here and tell me that you wouldn't have made that flight a year ago. I would have went from a plus 210 to a minus 1 10 for sure to make that flight. But I had to, my bag got valet at the gate. That banged you. That banged me. So I had to wait at the gate when we got off for 10 minutes for them to give me my bag. And then I started I started booking it. I never stopped. No, I would have been running faster for sure. a year ago but this it was a wild wild and you texted me too when like you made it you were sitting in first class and i was outside i wasn't trying to get a new flight first trying to do you texted me like oh tick i feel so i know i know you were laughing on there i know within 10 minutes you were laughing your ass off but you said he was given live updates

how i don't know how much earlier bob got there than we did it's given live updates i'm like How? He was like five minutes ahead of me. How was he giving live updates? I was running still in Terminal B and I'd say I get a buzz in my phone. I'm running. I check my phone. He goes, Tick, you got to dig. You got to dig. You got to dig. You're like, what's this guy? Already getting a beverage? It was, it was stressful. I was not on first class. Okay, I was first flight you were. Right. And he didn't even know it. He had an upgrade to first class and he wasn't even aware of it. He was literally roll one seat. seat beat. So the worst

is though, when she gave me that upgrade I almost didn't want it because I knew I was going to hear it from you because you were at the counter with me and I didn't ask for and they upgrade and because he goes, of course they did it for Bob. This kids got horses shoes up his ass. I think if you

see that, I remember we were in Scotland, Bob was scouting out the prices for the first class because I guess we was with WestJet so you have to bid on it. We had landed in Scotland. We had landed in Scotland. and he was already looking at what the bid was

for the first class nine days later to go back. Which, by the way, it's sick that they make you do that, that they make you bid. I'm so poor, dude. I want to check the upgrades. They wouldn't even let me put a bid in. I couldn't even put a bid in. What's the current bid on?

He's like, I'm not seeing that screen. She'll be past 10A. I couldn't see one through nine. I can't even get to that screen. Do you know what Bob just? did, I got to share this because it's one of the wildest things I've heard. Oh, Jesus. I got it.

No, it's not grilled because I, I, you know how Bob has a membership to F-45, right? So he told me today, he went this past week because on Saturday and Sundays, I'm thinking he's going to say F-45 is closed. But he's like, no, I like to run on the treadmill, but they don't have the treadmills open until nine o'clock in the morning. And I want to watch football Sunday and stuff. So he went and got a membership at. Equinox so for Saturday and Sundays he could get to the gym for the elliptical at 6.30 in the morning

And he couldn't understand how that's absolutely outrageous. And this is what I'm talking about. Everything else, Bob is so no different than us. But when it comes to certain things, little trivial things, it's like, I'm like, Bob, you're getting a new member. You're getting banged. He's like, oh, no, it's great. You know, I get there, 637. It's a wild play.

I like to with working out I like to get up in the morning and I want to get it over with I want to get in I want to get out yeah the F-45 that they had there

on Saturdays and Sundays doesn't open until 9 10 o'clock and I hate waiting I get very anxious I just want to get it done with for the football Sundays I can't afford to go at 9 o'clock and then the games are already starting

so I needed a treadmill you couldn't just join a local regular gym he had to join the most exclusive expensive job in my defense This is the closest gym in the facility. If you look up closest gym, you're going to find... Now, look, I get it. I get it.

I'd rag on you guys for that, too. But yeah, and it's the treadmill that... It's not the normal treadmill. It's a treadmill that kind of catch your feet. Oh, it's got like that graded, like, surface. It's the one. It's like an egg almost. Oh, yeah.

I never ran on one of those. The faster you run, the faster it goes, right? You don't press the... It's like, you catch it. It is like to catch it. But it does. It's so light on your feet. It kind of caresses your feet.

feet and brings it back. I've never tried one of those. It's like the first class of treadmill. Oh, man. I will say this, that traveling with our crew is a circus, but there's nothing I enjoy more. It really is. Like, you will see, like, and we all have tendencies in the airports. Like, Jet, it could be two hours before we're boarding. He has to be sitting at the gate. But also, too, Jet likes to get away from you two. And I get it because you two are so. insanely loud. I am not in the same stratosphere as that guy. Tick, I'm telling you, I think you're worse. There's times where I thought Joe couldn't be beat.

And then there's times where I've turned to jail. I was like, yo, I think Ticket is actually worse. You are insanely loud. And then this guy has no regard. He has conversations with you as if there's not people. You ever gonna do, you ever gonna do an elevator with Joe? Yeah, I know. Yeah? I do.

Yeah, you get into an elevator with Joe. Usually you like quiet down. people in the elevator, he talks to you as if, he's like, oh, Bob, look at this. I'm like, Joe, there's a guy like, look, do you believe that, Bob? I'd love Bobby to take her out for a date one time. And I'm like, Joe, come on, man. The funnest flights are when ticks directly across the aisle for me. Funnest for me and you.

Yeah, and we ever know. No one else. The fun I've ever had on a plane was when you, when you hit that. That lady's... No, it was the guy. It was the flight attendant. When you hit those bars that he went to hand off his... It was the most fun I've ever had on a plane.

But my thing is every step of the way, there's a problem where you're complaining about the customer service from the time that you drop your bags, it's going too slow. This lady was too slow. Every step of the way... Sometimes I'm bad like that. I just expect... First class service?

Not first class. but I expect excellence. I expect like, you know, the amounts. But excellence. What I'm saying is that the amount... I don't expect for that. I expect excellence. My point is that with the cost of flights and inflation,

and it's so outrageously expensive to fly that they get copped out a lot of the time. People are, oh, you know, airline food and this and that. It's just like, it's like, you know, there should be some high expectations set. When you're spending the amount of money that people have to spend to fly these days, it's like, why do they get let off the hook all the time? Why do we turn a blind eye?

You go to a restaurant. You don't turn a blind eye to your server. I can tell you that much. I just feel like the airlines have been resting on their laurels for a while. And, you know, it's, yeah, but yes, to your point, sometimes I am a little bit, I'm a little bit high, high expectations and I can be a little bit snooty. And I'm working on that. You know what's the most frustrating thing in the world

or it just gives you the most anxiety of all time? You ever try and board a Southwest flight with the Jet? Oh, with the Jet. Yeah, because it's a battle as is. The Southwest Flight is the most anxiety-driven. They taught me what to do, though. It's a fight. With those ones, you can upgrade for like $40 per flight,

and you get right at the front. And then it's almost like you can pick any seat you want. Well, it's not always $40. So what happened was, Jet had been at the airport. for two hours. Then I showed up for our flight to Cincinnati. And I got there and he was smiling.

He was in a good mood. And I was like, what's going on with you? And he's like, oh, I upgraded. I upgraded. And I was like, what am I? I was like, I don't even know where I'm at him. I was like C-36. There's like all the A through 50, then the B through 50, then the C's.

I was like B, C-32. And the jet was A-7. And so he was like, go on your app. So I upgraded and then Joe came in about 10 minutes before we board and told him and he got right on it too. And the boys were A7.8 and 9. It was lovely because you get in the plane really early. See, it's worth it. It's worth it. It is worth it.

It is worth it. You know who loves a good upgrade? Southwest is. Yes. Loves, loves, loves a good upgrade. Do you realize that he's, um, do you realize that Perez is an elite with, I think it's United? United. He's an elite member. Yeah, because he books all of our trips. So he gets four times of rewards. That's why he's doing. That's why he's booking the trip. When we went to before

Scotland, we were at DC and I was like, oh, there's a lot of people. Like, oh, I got premium United. And he went right in the other lane. He got right to the front. I'm like, how did you get that? He's like, I've been working on that dog. It makes sense. He's getting all our points. We're getting banked. Me and him took a, me and him upgraded on our flight from Cincinnati. No, on our flight to Cincinnati. So from West Palm to Cincinnati, and we're like, you know, we're going to get hammered. And we got absolutely wrecked.

And it was a blast. We had so much fun. We sat next to each other, so we got the guy to switch with us. We had a fucking blast. How many drinks did he have? I think he had three to four doubles. Whoa.

Yeah, he was putting these things. He loves the doubles. He always gets to steal off for, double every time. Oh my God, we had so much fun though. Like to be doing that on the plane, it was a blast. We really did. We had a lot of fun. It was worth it. A lot to get into. What did you say? What were you saying before the show, the postmate order? I love that shit. What did you do postmate yesterday? So, well, so I was talking about the speed golf episode that just came out and how at the end I was basically going through a therapy session with

myself about how I have a nasty habit to order postmates because I'm hungry. Got to eat. I'll get Jersey mics a lot of the times. I'll get a giant sub Italian bag of chips, Miss Vicki, C-Salt, Sprite. And then I'm full. I feel sick. I feel disgusting because I don't run and I need to lose weight and I vape and I'm fat. And within an hour and a half, it's just starting to digest. I feel like I can breathe again. I'm not hungry. but I'm starting to breathe and I hop right back on Postmates No you don't

And I get sushi Okay, can you do your favorite What's a sushi order? Can you do me Can you do your last Can you want to if one Just do your last 10 postmates orders? I've always wanted to do that

I would love I would love to know My last 10 orders are within my last four days That's 100% Bob's yours got to be wild Asai bowl and shit.

Last one, Aseibo. 9.30 at night. Asaibo, KFC, Wendy's, Chick-fil-A, Pops, bagels, Joe in the juice,

Chip Chip Chip Topolet, Asaibol, Bertie's rotisserie. What is that? That was a bad day. It was a bad day. Yeah. Go ahead,

take. I want to hear this. I still got to review this guy. Just two hours ago. You got to take a few. Chick-Chic-Play. Shee, two hours ago. That's why you didn't want to go to Vito's.

I wasn't hungry. You just started to breathe again when I asked. Do you want to hit you with what I got at each place? Yeah. Yeah, so Chick-fil-A, I got one spicy chicken biscuit, one chicken egg and cheese biscuit, and then threw on one more chicken, egg, and cheese. This guy loves a good biscuit, man. He really loves a good biscuit.

Three? Yeah, I sure did. Oh, my God. Then yesterday I did Jersey Mines. I told you, same order. That same day, just a couple hours earlier, I did McDonald's. I did three bacon egg and cheese biscuits. The day before that, I had, I had solo sushi.

I had a sushi order. I had one tiger roll, one yellow tail roll, one salmon roll. At amame and one rainbow roll. Whoa. And check. Then earlier that same day, had a salmon roll. Jersey mics. Same thing.

Day before that, Chick-fil-A again. Oh my God. I got the nuggets. I got the chicken sandwich. I got another chicken sandwich. Dr. D.P., mac and cheese. Oh, my. And another spicy chicken sandwich.

So earlier this year, Tick had said to us, he's like, I have committed this year to becoming the fattest I have ever been. I am 100% committed and on board. and you're doing it. You really do it. It's happened and I'm genuinely concerned. I do have breathing problems.

You backed it up though by saying that next year you're going to be as shredded as you ever, ever, baby. I'm considering taking HGH. I'm considering like really getting performed testosterone replacement. Maybe she just do what Bob does and get two different gym memberships. You'd be well on your way. I'm committed to that though. I will then in turn starting January 2020 4 rips

By the way then you could turn the fat Into muscle easier Yeah That's the idea Bob You know what I mean It's just like Bradley Martin Like just absolutely shrek That would be wonderful to watch

Those three biscuits Are wild He loves his He loves him He's become a pretty common theme In my house So is just like What is this guy doing?

She don't know He's out working. But doesn't she see the bags? So what happens is there's already trash in the trash. I'll push the trash beside and I'll put the bag underneath the trash, then cover it back with the trash. Oh, tick. Then she'll get home and be like, what's for dinner?

I don't know. Checkpostmates. Something's got to change. Why don't you be like, I want to do something light for dinner? Yeah, me too. Salad maybe something clean You are a wild boy man I will say watching that

I haven't finished it but watching the speed golf Those might be my favorite episodes Those in the challenges Because it's so funny And I said Bob we're just collectively As a as a YouTube group for golf We are the fattest that could ever be We're so big

And like us just running that one whole at Pianke Tank, it was like we just ran a marathon. We were gassed. Yeah, we were. It was a hot day, by the way. It was putrid outside. It was humid. We had already done nine holes at a different course. That's true. And, um, but it was cool. We had a parade of people falling. That was awesome. That was awesome. We were driving sunset on the carts. There was like 15 of us. It was, it was blast. It was, it was a moment. They had, um, that, that's the home of, we were in Virginia and like deep in Virginia. Like I don't know really what that means, but you know, like deep in Virginia.

And this lady at the bar, she was looking for Perez. They all know Perez there. I think we might have talked about it, but I walked into the bar just to get us waters before we filmed. And she looks at me and she's like, and she just looks for me. She goes, hey. I'm like, yeah. She goes, is fat out there? Oh, that sounds terrible.

I'm like, yeah. Yeah, he's right. He's right out there. And she goes out. She goes, hey, fat. And then he goes, oh. And then he says the name, he like gets her a big hug. It was in the heart of Virginia.

Yeah, it sure was. That was the South. That was the South. Deep down, dirty South. The nitty gritty. Those speed golf challenges are a lot of fun, though. Oh, they're great. People love them.

I think the only thing we got to do is figure out a way to make them a little bit longer. I don't know if we had at a second hole maybe. You know what we could do is like a behind the scenes like leading up to it, like what we had for lunch that day, knowing that we had to go to do the race. That could be pretty funny content or like even post game, like how we're just exhausted. I think that could be really funny too, you know. You're okay? You're still thinking about biscuits.

He's still thinking about biscuits, this guy. Just moving the trash in his own home. I mean, to move the trash side to put more trash and then covered out. It's just a bad place to be, dude. It's just a really It's just a really bad place to be God do I love you, Tick Oh

Um We played in our first pro-am That was pretty That was pretty cool It was fun Let's talk about the pro-am for a little bit Cincinnati we were at It was a beautiful course

I'm done with Calloway We got to play with Our girl Emmettali And then Madeline Sagstrom, who was, we got to meet a bunch of people through the LPGA. They were very courteous. I enjoyed doing something like that.

I would love to do more of those. And the cool thing is, which I didn't even think about doing, is Perez the night before put like a story up about like what time we were going to tee off on at, it was a 2 p.m. tee off the next day. And when we got to the tea, to the first tea, there was like a legit group of people following supporting, like cheering us on. It was a fucking vibe. It was really cool, man.

It was awesome. And I think even like some of the girls were like looking around like, who the hell are these guys? Like, you know, it was really freaking fun. It gives you an adrenaline rush. That was our first ever, I mean, for me at least, the first ever time we did like a live thing where people are there watching you. I remember though standing over the first tee and I was just shitting bricks. I was so nervous.

You're an awesome shot. Yeah. And it felt so. so good and it felt like there was like a hundred people there but at the time and then I like looked up and looked around there was just like a group of like five guys just like cheering but like no there's more than that no and then it picked up but like it it it really is it's a pretty pretty big adrenaline rush having that and it was a lot of fun I mean fans were getting involved it's the first time we ever did that and I want to do more for sure I feel like Perez has already played in a ton of

before fat Perez was fat Perez I feel like he was playing in these things I wouldn't doubt it man And he knows the ins and outs of all those things. But to your point, it's a lot of fun. It is a little bit adrenaline. Like, I think, like, I had maybe between that and then the first T, when we teed off at St. Andrews. Yeah. And there was a bunch of people watching when we played with Rick.

Those were the two times. I actually feel a little jittery. That one was awesome. That one was pretty wild. And I had a bad drive. When Perez hit a shot in 17 was it right outside? His shot and landed right by the jigger in. Yeah.

And the jigger in was, gave him like a standing O and he just gave the golf clap. That was cool. That was dope. That was real. That was cool. We were on the other side near the rough. Bob hit one and was like looking around to see if anybody was going to give him a clap. And neither of us got any.

I know and I kind of got banged because technically it was on the green. It was just short of the green. It was a great shot you had. And I wanted that clap so bad, but you got to work for you got it. They're going to give you the clap. Like you got to throw a dart for them. Yeah, you do. It was so cool when he did that.

And it was the perfect. most unison clap. Or what about the put on 18 when we put it on 18 and there's a bunch of people watching and like cheer us on and like when you do add that element of like spectators to golf, it definitely makes it a lot more intriguing and like just like you you start to think about other things that you wouldn't normally think when you're on the course by yourself. Yeah. Which gives me even more respect for these guys who go on in these major championships and like

the final day are trying to like cling to a lead. or win a tournament and you got thousands of people watching and observing your every shot. That is the thing if, you know, there was a decent amount of people there. If we did like one of those good, good meetups, like somebody... We should do that. Somebody's going down. Well, no, you see that now, but I don't think it would. Joe, we had a par three.

We had a par three at this one where there was a lady, there was one guy standing past the green, like far left to the green. There was just one guy by the green. And then there's another lady in a cart, like under a tree. I hit it right by that guy and then Joe comes up and hits one right by that lady in the car. There's only three people on the hole. I know. There was nobody there.

It was like we were picking dark. It was wild. But going back to Cincinnati, that crowd was much different than the jigger-in. We had the boys. Yeah. We had the fellas. Yeah, yeah, we did. That was a rowdy, rowdy, rowdy bunch.

It was a good time, though. They were having fun. Bob signed show. shoes at one point. That was cool. He was like he was Michael Jordan shining Nike. I was so worried about that

because my signature is disgusting. Him and Perez signed really good. Mine's disgusting. I didn't want to ruin the shoes. Well, you saw me sign something at the Breezy Scottsdale and you were like,

who the fuck is this? This is the worst signature I've ever seen in my life. Do you sign a poppy? I should start. I should start. I had to sign a guy's Zen box. Yeah, it's a big thing now.

Yeah. And I guess because I, vape, he wanted me to sign the Zen box, but I just chicken scratched it, and he was like, he almost like didn't even want it back. You know, it's funny, the first time you signed, like, I signed something, I signed Joseph DeMar.

And then I thought about it. I'm like, you know who the hell Joseph DeMar is? So I realized I started had to sign Joey Colecuts and I kind of had to change my signature up a little bit. You have really good penmanship. You do. Yeah, that I'm okay at. You could write just about anything.

You write Giuseppe and it would come out really nice. Yeah, You kind of think, like, some guys have cool signatures. You know, Jordan Love? He just does a giant J and then a heart. That's pretty sick. You don't like that? I don't like that.

I don't like that. A J and a heart. It's pretty cool. Like, no offense to Jordan Love. He's got some work to do before he could just do a J and a heart. You know what I mean? You did a lot of work this week, Bob. No, I mean, look, but he's still got a little bit to go.

But for now, I feel like he should do the Jordan Love. You should just do a B and then draw a fairway. I got work to do. I'm trusting The outline of the course There's bunkers on the side He's got like the wind currents Going down the one's

Put the shot tracer on and it's going to the water Right now I'm doing Robert James Berger So yeah I'm working my way there That's the signature there That's pretty cool Jay Hart Yeah You don't

No I don't I don't I liked it until I saw it Now I hate it I like this I love the big Jay But then I think it should B&L.

Who am I to judge? My signature is, it's disgusting. It's getting better. Bobby Fairways? Do you do Robert Burger? I do Robbie Burger. Yeah, I think you should do Bobby Fairways. Yeah, I think you should.

If you saw it, though, you wouldn't be able to make out who it is. It's so bad. It's like I do the big R and I just freak out. You should just do a giant B and do big and then game Bob with the same B on the side. You should do big with 3Gs and then an underscore. Yeah, we got to get it. We got to get a new, a new Instagram. You address it?

Yeah. I can have before, but. Tickets, Tickets got a horrible, we, ticket, if ticket could get the Instagram handle of big poppy or, or just,

part three poppy. Oh, yeah, big, yeah, big, Jesus. Part three poppy or just big ticket, but all of it's taken. So he's got the most ridiculous handle where it's like,

B, I, G, G, G, G, underscore capital T. It's like, even when I try and tag them, it's hard to find them to where I worry. The fans,

banging you from getting more followers. Of course it. And, but you are, I'm growing. I'm growing. He's not just growing in one way. He's growing in multiple ways.

I lost my growing. Oh, man. Oh, is that a hair thing? No, no. It's getting bigger and more ways. I would have preferred the hair. Jesus. My God, dude.

But I would like to be earlier. I'd like to get the ticket handle and then my name be the par three poppy. I don't want to be the part three. You like the part three poppy? But I think more people know me as ticket. I'm not the poppy now. They do, but bar three poppy's making it push. It's getting some steam.

To where it's tickets in jeopardy. I think it should be tickets. How did the par three poppy start? I got to give it to jet. Yeah. Did it really? That's jet. So what did he say?

He just said one day you're the, you're the popy. You go to par threes? Well, everyone keeps. taken, like he, well, he has this whole running bit that we steal all of his bits, all his jokes, everything we say once was his. So he keeps coming up with new things. So then one day he started calling me the par three poppy. He was like, oh, you got to run up to the grain. You're the par three poppy. And I was like, I kind of like that. I was like, Bob, how do you like the par three poppy? I was like, ew, I don't like that. And I was like, yeah, maybe it is stupid. And then anyway,

just kept calling me that. And then eventually it stopped. It started to grow on me a lot. It made I think Perez liked it a lot. Like, while ticket would be going down, you watch his cart going down to the, and I was like, Bobby! Bobby! Yeah, that's when I started to love it. All right, boys. Let's get into our Q&A.

We haven't said it earlier. Jet traveling. Perez traveling as well. We look forward to we're all in Jupiter in one spot. We could rip these podcasts week after week all together right now with the traveling. It's kind of mayhem. Somebody's here. Somebody's there.

So we're making it work. to try and get a one podcast episode out a week. So we miss them. We love them. They will be back. Don't you worry. Fells, it's going to a little bit of Q&A here.

First question comes from Cold Shank, LOL. It's awesome. What restaurants do you have planned for when you guys hit Chicago? Some deep dish pizza. Where are you thinking? Chicago cut. You know what? To be honest,

we, it's when we go to Breezy Chicago, which is coming up next weekend. It's so quick for us to where I even was saying yesterday that we don't get to do as many like dinners as I would like to do. But the one that I want to give a go is that Lumulnades.

Oh, have you ever been there? No. I've been there once. I really want to try that. Yeah, it was good. I mean, it was good. The thing with deep dish, first of all, it takes an hour.

You got to give them an hour to make that thing. It's like when you order a souffle, you know, and you've got to tell them while you're still eating your entree. Really? Yeah, it's a long time. And then it's just a lot. It's a lot.

But it's good. It's great for one slice, in my opinion. It's almost more like lasagna. Yeah, it's like a casserole. It kind of is. Joey Deer, you must have had a deep dish in your life. Never been to Chicago, never tried deep dish. I'm going to go into it with an open mind, but in all honesty, in hearing you talk about it, I don't think it'll be for me.

I like the New York slice. Or New York. Not to say we won't give it a try. Do you like Neapolit? I like Neapolitan style. Not as much as a New York size. New York size I like to. Yeah.

But Nikki's makes sense. me the portillo's the beach sandwiches right yeah it's pretty good it's pretty good I'll tell you what I'm looking for to is a dinner at Smig's house when we're there on the Saturday night

that's going to be very very nice I think that that's probably going to be probably the best meal we have there knowing that he'll do it right do it really nice true Italians yeah and I feel like we'll be in very good territory very good company yeah I tell you what he's got big shoes to fill

yeah I was going to say that yeah what did you guys think about the meal that you guys had at my parents' place. I loved it. I liked it a lot, dude. I loved it. My mom got to through everything. I knew she would.

Yeah, I knew she would. The first thing she asked when we went is what does Perez eat? Good luck. But I mean, I think he left there full. Yeah. He got a new snack now. He loves, your mom got him on salami. I could not believe that, that young man had never had a piece of salami in his life.

Well, I said to him that, that, and now he eats a lot of salami. And I told him, I said, don't you think there's more things out there now that that you haven't tried that you would like and he's like yeah probably I was like yeah what a wild boy he said yeah that being said if you guys have recommendations for Chicago spots that we should go uh Berndon was telling us if we have time that that Chicago cut steakhouse is upper echelon we're not we're not

so okay well maybe not there but if you have recommendations places we should hit you know feel free to hit us up or maybe we can't or maybe we can um all right next question comes from G underscore Wilson underscore 13. When will you guys be coming back to Oxford? That's Garrett Wilson of the New York Jets. We appreciate the question. That I want you guys to, because you guys always hear me and Jett talk about Oxford. Yeah, Jet loved it.

It was the most fun I think we've ever had. It was unbelievable. People always say for all these different colleges, oh, this is the best college football tailgate experience and all that. I actually think out of what I've seen, nothing has compared to Oxford. You know, I don't know how the golf is down there. I'm sure there's golf down there. But just to do one Bobda Sports old school style episode, I would love to just do one where it's with all of us headed to Oxford, come to the sip, anytime we would go down.

I love that. That's Ole Miss, right? Yeah, yeah. And we liked it so much to where, if you ask me and Jet now, we will root. I'm a hurricane fan, but I will root for. Ole Miss all the time. Wow. Yeah, it was that. We enjoyed it that much. It was wild. It was a blast. Next question comes from Drop the Gwack. What's the best and what's the most difficult thing about traveling so much?

The best thing about traveling as much as we do is we get to experience some amazing memories and times together. Because I think like we might appear on YouTube as, but we generally, genuinely are like best friends like our group gets along and has fun aside from when jets in his mood and wants to kill me and and tickets sometimes but and bob as well pretty much all of us but aside from that we really have a lot of fun and like i would not want to do this legitimately with anyone else it's so fun the trips are enjoyable i will say that sometimes it gets taxing when it's like a quick trip for like a day or a day and a half and you got to travel and you got to take clubs and You got to go here and there.

And then the time difference and everything like that, it can be a bit much. But, I mean, honestly, I don't think we can really complain. I was saying to Bob, and I've said to ticket separately and Jed as well and Perez, that I think we have the best job ever. And like we just, we really, we're very blessed to do what we do. And we're very, very fortunate to be able to do this and call it work. So even though traveling sometimes can be exhausting and can be tiresome, especially if you're doing a red eye to Scotland, that was not fun.

Um, that being said, I wouldn't want to do it any other way and with anyone else. I think it's, it's, it's the best gig we could ever ask for. Yeah, even like when we're tired in the airport, like sometimes we all get the giggles and we get, we get a little giggly in the airport and stuff. Even that gets funny. You wanted me to come sit next to you on three C the other day and you're like, oh, there's an open seat three C come. I got the giggles and I almost got up. And then he messages me. He's like, oh, good thing.

I didn't go. and he says, good thing you didn't come because a woman just sat back from the bathroom. And I'm like, man, I would have been banged. I would have been. But there's always something that happens. There's always a funny something that goes down. By the way, did you imagine going to the bathroom?

Come back and Joey D. She was throwing a fit. She would have thrown an absolute fit. And Joe would find a way to turn it on her. It would be her fault. You don't kind of yell at me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he would do something like that.

Like, whoa, man, man. man like you don't get to yell yeah that would have been hysterical but you're right you we uh definitely can't complain i just i guess the bad part is something i just hate living out of a suitcase like that's something that just kind of gets me that i'm that i'm not that i slept two nights in almost eight weeks at my apartment in l.a two nights in eight weeks well some of that's on you well yeah of course a lot of it's on me but it is a lot of it too is we we travel a lot yeah i think too like I moved into a new apartment and I barely get to use it. Like sometimes I walk in here and I'm like, shit, I'm never, I don't get to use it.

It's spotless. At all. The guy today asked Bobby, he's like, so where are you to next? He's like, well, we're going here and then I'm going there and then I'm going to Mexico, coming back, going to New York, then going to New York again later that month. It's a lot. Showtime's girlfriend came over a football Sunday. Did you hear she wanted to heat up the buffalo chicken dip?

And she said to me, she's like, Robbie, have you ever used this oven before? And I looked at it. I was like, not once. And it hit me. I was like not one time have I used that. I almost just want to pop something in there just to say that I've used it. I have frozen pizza. I know.

It's pretty bad. And then the best part, yeah, I mean, the memories that come from it. It's just, we all have a lot of fun together. We get to see a lot of different places, experience a lot of different places. I mean, to be honest, I'd never thought that I would be in Scotland years ago. And there we were. And we're doing it all together, experience it all together. So that's been a blast.

You ever used a stove? I've used a stove but but a very few amount of times a very very few manate times it's bad wow there's a great rotisserie place around the corner we'll take you got to answer

I mean everything you guys just said but I you know what I love my favorite thing is when we finished up two videos 18 holes of golf we're packing up the the camera equipment you guys are getting the golf clubs in the car we all sit in the car feels like we just accomplished a lot.

We got two videos done and we try to figure out where we're going to eat. Yeah, that's funny. And now I know it's funny because I'm talking about what a fat ass I am, but it is very,

it's very nice when we've just accomplished everything. This is your thing. It's rewarding. It's true. But it is one of my favorite things about the trips too and then we share a meal and the only thing it sucks

is when we really miss on a meal. You missed a few times. That's a waste. It is. I get upset about that. But at the same time, too, another bad thing is it is so hard to eat healthy and say somewhat

and not feel like dog shit by the time of that I'm a trip because the way we go, it's like golf course Taco Bell, slurpees home, dairy queen, go to sleep. There's no, it's so hard to say no. I can't say no. Yeah, you're a skinny person who's in shape, but at heart you're fat.

For sure. At heart, I'm obese. You had a stint with being fat and that's done. but you'll always hold that fatness in your heart. Yeah, I just, when I was fat, I wish somebody said to me, like, you're fat. And I asked my parents that all the time, like, how can you guys tell me I'm fat? You didn't know? You didn't know, I'm fat.

I just wish somebody was like, man, like, you gotta lose weight. There's very levels of fatness, too, I think. Like, you can be fat. But you could have said it to me at the hotel. When I was at the hotel, I was fat. I don't think you were fat. Well, there's a period where there was a little, you were maybe a little bit. But most of the time, you were just, you were just,

regular. Now you're skinny. Now you're lean and in shape. But at the hotel, you were just, you were just like a regular guy. You weren't fat or skinny. Do me favor. If I get fat, you tell me I get fat. Yeah, of course. Yeah, yeah, I'll let you know. One more. I'll tell you you straight. Um, okay, last question comes from, uh, Minnesota Boy 99. Guy loves Joe Mower. What do you want to do? Uh, what was your dream job as a kid? What did you want to do when you were a kid? I wanted, I wanted to photograph animals. You said that a couple of times And it's wild

I legitimately wanted to like go to the plains of Africa And like film like lions And like get jaguars and trees And like sea elephants going across the serengeti Just like be planted up there In the plains And get these close-ups of like the animals That's awesome

My favorite animal was a cheetah I always dreamt of watching a cheetah Run to get one of those gazelles I know But you like in those safaris you got to be quiet. For you, you'd be like,

Bob, look at that sheet up there. No, I think I'd be locked in, actually. If I went on this, I've always dreamt of going on a safari.

I think if I went, I would be dying. I'd be locked in. I'd have binoculars. I'd have the camo. I'd be like ready to go. I really, I legitimately love animals.

And as I got older, then I didn't want to film animals anymore. I thought it would be a dream to like do like a sports illustrated swimsuit model like photographer. I thought that would be the easiest job in the world. And now I just, just have no desire to be a photographer.

You wanted to film women as you got older. Yeah, I just thought it was such an easy job. You just sit on the beach there. You have beautiful women everywhere. You just take pictures of them. I thought that was a great job. Well, that was as I got to like my teens and like, you know, my young adulthood. Yeah.

The love for lions turned into the minds. The safari thing is awesome. That's why he knows so much about, have you ever seen, like sometimes he'll just spit out random facts about sea creatures. No, he, he, I know a lot about, from a biology standpoint. I would, I would love to go. on a safari with you and during that safari, I would watch you

70% of the time and the animals 30%. I would be riveted, man. I know, I'd be, that would be fascinating. There's so many amazing animals out there. I just, I'm I just, I'll watch sometimes like, you ever watch Planet Earth like the like on Netflix? Oh yeah.

I got it in 5K men. I've watched all of them. Excellent It's so awesome, man. Excellent. It's awesome man. What's the guy who does the cat and bro? Oh yeah. He's got something special going on. Yeah. Yeah, he does.

What was yours? Probably shortstop for the New York Yankees. Was it really? Probably wanted to be Anthony Volpey. You know what I mean? Well, I also wanted to be in the NHL too, but sometimes you have to have realistic dreams. Yeah. What the fuck?

I wasn't going to meet an NFL. It was a dream as a kid. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I think it was like job, not like. What's a job? Oh, so you were like, you really actually thought you were going to make the Yankees? Well, I don't know if I was going to pursue it, but I would have loved it.

Like, I would have really, really enjoyed it. I don't think that there was a time I was like, I got a shot. But that to me is like the holy grail of all jobs. Or a bullpen pitcher in the MLB would probably be even better because you just get to kick back, eat seeds,

come in for an inning. If you have a great inning, like you feel great, you're on top of the world. It's just, that's a fun. E.J. Minter. That's our guy.

Yeah. That's our boy. Also, that movie with Charlie Sheen as a kid was the shit. Major League. Major League. Yeah. I never watched that.

Really, that's surprising. Oh. Is it good? It's sensational. And then I made a second one. You don't got to see that one. What did the par three probably want to be? You kind of stole.

I wanted to be short stuff for the Phillies. I wanted to be Jimmy Rollins. Yeah. But see, I never had a shot at that, but it was a dream. Right. But was like, did you ever have like a, aside from a dream, I guess what I'm seeing, like, a job or a profession that you actually, like, thought this, I would be great at this. This would be very, this would make me very happy. I wanted to be an artist, I guess.

Really? Yeah. Are you good at drawing? No. Or how about, um. Are you good at painting? No. Are you creative?

I'm creative, yeah. Okay. With writing. Then I became, I wanted to be a writer, but that was much later. You were a writer? I was a writer. And a ticket wrote for the Big Bang Theory? No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I worked on the Big Bang Theory. He was a writer for the show. I was a writer's assistant for the show. Well, you brought for the show. I was getting coffee, but yeah, yeah, yeah, I can't say I wrote for that show. Give yourself some credit. Take you were, you were part of the Big Bang Theory success. I was working a system.

I was entering contest. as a writer. I think when I worked with you, I came in like top five in a huge writing contest. Then I had a lot of problems and I threw it all away. Did you go back for to have the same roster that we had at the hotel and like actually like work a shift? And somebody said you can go back in time. All the same people would be at the hotel. It'd be us in that time. Know what we know now. How many days would you go back to the hotel if you would? What do you mean like transport? Like time travel? Just to go live it again? I would go back to the hotel for a month.

I would never go back. Come on. Never once. Even with all of us going back. You know, but I'm saying, I think he's saying like, knowing our crew who all worked there, you wouldn't go back to be part of that system that we had for like even a week. I mean, I guess if I could do it differently and spend more time with you guys. I didn't spend a whole lot of time. I spent a lot of time with you.

He's saying that. No, but I think his question is based now that we all know each other. Oh. You could do it again. Sure. And have that still. You're secured for the future. Sure.

How long would you do? Knowing that. Like you're in that, you're in that, but you're going to go back where our bank accounts looked a lot more similar. Even the,

even the plan for it. No, I would go back for a couple weeks. I think I'd have enough of it after a couple weeks, but I'd go back. You know, I was Tickets Boss for the first summer

at the Beverly Hills. Yeah, yeah. Remember we would, we would... I was probably a terrible boss. We would drink beers after at third stop on Muhammad Solace.

tip money that he would give you and he's in jail now. Is he really? Yeah, he's in jail. Yeah. I used to go to Bobbner. I used to go to Bob sometimes. I feel like going out for a real nice dinner. He's like, no dinner for me.

I got not. I'm like, not now you don't. But after tonight shift with Muhammad, I'm going to give you a couple Benjamin's. He's like, Joe, I don't need your, I don't need the money. I'm like, not if you don't want to go to grill on the alley. He's like, I'll take the Benjamins. I'll take them both. I'll take them both.

One suit, please. We used to sneak out. And we went on a spree of probably like three months where we ate like kings. And we had no business being there, but I used a bunch of the connections that I had. Remember when we went to, what was the place that we went to? He had a good connection at Grill and the alley. So I would leave my shift and I would leave the guys like to go do it. I would leave.

And my guy, guys, I'm done for the night. I would come back. And then we would have so much food that I would give it to all the valet guys that they would come in my office and they would be eating like porterhouses and all this crazy cream spinach Italian restaurant on Madeo's the day it was great we went in there we got the whole thing Compton we're on zippies and we couldn't even talk there's a time where I was texting you and it seemed like every single night you were going out to dinner grilling out we were living way nicer than now we were on the zippies are gummies by the way I just want to confirm that

edibles yeah yeah the edibles we were on the edibles one time with day and Kutti knew a guy but we knew the bill was going to be crazy high so we're there and the owner we're eating And yeah, the owner comes over and touches the table and asks how we're doing. And, you know, because, oh, we're doing great or whatever, whatnot. So, like, we're laughing and cuts. He's like, if he comes by the table one more time, it's a comp. I'm like, no, Joe.

He goes, Bob, if he comes by the table one more time, it's a come. So then the gummy really starts kicking it. And so we're laughing. And then he comes back and we're freaking out. And, like, we're trying not to laugh and whatnot. Goes by the table and he taps it. And then he goes back. And he comes back.

He goes, gentlemen, there will not be a check tonight. And I just burst out laughing. Start laughing. It was so funny knowing that Joe was right. The third stop was special, though. Third stop was special, though. I partooking that a little bit. Third stop was. You posted a picture on your story the day of I think it was all of us that posted at the bar.

Oh, that was long after we... Yeah, you could have told me I was fat then. That was long after we were done doing that, though. It was when I first came back to LA. You're right. That was, you got into. it with, what's his name? The guy, oh, a long time ago.

Because he's not a Bruce Springsteen fan. That's right. He wanted to rip him at all. That guy was a piece of shit, though. He was an absolute... No, I loved him. He was all right, dude. He was the guy who was...

No, it was nice... Or what was the other guy's name? Yeah, the guy with the dark hair. He was a Yankee fan. That guy was a piece of... No, what was his name? No, what was his name? He was sporadic at best.

And then I have a video of ticket at third stop with bleach blonde hair when he went through his stand phase and he went through an Eminem stand phase. He's at the bar doing a Stephen A. Smith impression of stay off, but you have to stay off the weed.

And he's scurrying. Mario Charmiss. No, it wasn't. It was Josh Gordon. It was Josh Gordon. Josh Gordon. He's a great player. He cannot stay off. The weed.

Yeah. All right. Ladies and gentlemen, we're closing it down. That's another edition of the Boston Sports Podcast, par three poppy big ticket. Joey D and myself. We'll see you next time.