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That, that is, how long did you tell them to take off, Jens?
I said like maybe 45 minutes.
That's a problem.
That's going to cost Bob some money.
Yeah, dude.
That's a problem, Jens.
There's a big day in there today.
Well, nobody communicated anything.
I'm sitting here in the studio waiting for you guys to get in for this.
You're home, Stuby.
You're home.
Why couldn't we do it here?
Because you didn't say.
anything, Jensen. You can't just say we're running a pod. Like, you didn't say,
my assumption, I'm here for, I'm here for literally less than 12 hours.
I wasn't even supposed to come home. I was supposed to have another night in stream song.
I didn't so that I could fly out of here instead of Orlando.
Where are you going?
Smart. Smart.
Right? So, I mean, we were always going to do a Zoom pod this week.
I agree.
You know what, Jens, I think a lot of times, it really started with you and, and, and, and
Cutsi, I think a lot of times I will, you know, you have a case this week.
I am team Cutsi.
It, because it just has to be, what's that?
Yeah, Custardt.
That's not true.
Oh, Tom guys.
What are you talking about?
I call it how I see it.
I will tell you when you're in the wrong and not.
Maybe you've just been wrong lately.
Yeah, Custis, nobody else is at the HQ besides you.
That's a great point.
That is a good point.
Yeah, there's like, two.
Two or two other people there.
I could see the-
Even no one can hear a word you're saying.
Yeah, maybe we should have been an age-check.
Check, check.
Much better.
You got to just sit closer, I think.
But, I mean, Jens, in fairness to you then, I mean, yeah, if we were all home,
probably made sense for an HQ pod, but we should have, you got to specify.
Yeah, it's got to be specified.
My, okay, we all assumed, I guess, I just assumed differently than you guys.
But, like, my assumption is if we're all home and we can run an HQ pod, we live, we all
of 20 minutes away.
Like, that's what I, I, I'm 35 minutes away, Jensen.
Okay, sorry.
Thanks.
You could have come in for, close to 40.
At 30 instead of 9.30, like.
I had a feeling, I thought Stuby was going to be like in it.
It was going to be like mid-drive home, right?
Like, I think it was very clear we were not coming into HQ today.
I'll be there right after this.
I'm driving.
And if you want to do like a post-game pod, I'm coming after.
You're going to see the contractor's just sprawl.
out on the floor just playing ping pong and fucking doing that.
No, I mean, look, Couss, if we're home, I get, I get what you're saying.
We should do at HQ.
But yeah, it was not.
I think everybody was under the understanding.
It was a Zoom pod.
Peter has his hand up, so we're going to go over to Peter.
Why do you raise your hand like that?
I just don't want to interrupt.
I don't, I don't want to interrupt.
It's the Jersey.
No, no, but not, it's not the fact that you're raising your hands.
It's how you raise.
It's how Jersey Jerry is.
I always gone like this.
That's wild.
Go ahead.
It's day one.
I would just like to say that I think that.
that if you are the organizer of something,
it is on you to indicate what is happening.
So like if I have people coming over to my house,
I would then make sure to let them know what time.
Or which house?
Snacks,
what house to bring.
To just not say anything is to not communicate at all.
And then to say that it's on us,
you're the one who's orchestrating the podcast.
So, you know,
my assumption is that for home,
we're going to do an age Q.
Listen, assumptions are we didn't even have a calendar.
With this crew, there's no assumption.
We didn't even have a schedule.
We don't do it.
I send a text. I think the calendar is one of the second most useless things that we do.
You know what happened to you assume.
I'm tired of that calendar being disrespectful.
I hate that calendar.
No, no.
Just the pod invite.
Yeah, yeah.
Forget about that.
Jet continues to disrespect that calendar.
He'll be like, he'll, he'll,
say to me. He's like, well, well, why can't we do? I'm like,
look at the calendar. He's like, why? I don't like,
like that calendar is everything we got.
I look at the calendar. I know. I think
that like here's, and I don't mean to
say it in like a bad, this is going to sound bad
what I'm about to say. Yeah, it is. But
I don't fill up that calendar myself.
So like I don't, like, I don't
put off days on that thing.
So I don't. And not that no one
should be doing their things. I have no life.
I have nothing to do. Um,
so I just assume nobody else does,
which causes me to
not look at the calendar. And then I'm like, oh, let's film this thing.
You guys are like, we all are out of town.
So that's, hey. But yeah, but, but, but yeah, you, I don't, there's never been a jet block in
the calendar.
There's like twice.
Yeah, it's happened, but really?
I don't know.
I've also taken a day or two off or gone somewhere and just not put it on the calendar.
Right.
Which is like sacrilegious around these parts.
I mean, as long as one person has a block on the calendar, then it totally doesn't matter
if anyone else applies their block on.
the same day.
That does its job generally.
Sometimes the calendar,
we get a little liberal with the blocks.
Sometimes we'll be like,
oh,
this is available.
And then everyone who has blocks is like,
yeah,
my blocks aren't real.
I can actually film with LeBronjeet.
So it's like,
that's,
so you never really know.
Which is good news.
It's great.
That's awesome.
It's good.
I prefer liberally blocking than conservatively blocking.
Stubbby had a weird two months where you didn't know what
clock was switch.
And he was pretty open about that of
like, hey, yeah, that block is now no longer a block.
And look, different, different, different things happening, you know, across the board, you know.
Custy don't take no blocks either that I've seen.
I mean, he's true.
Custy, you know what's happening with J-bone.
Jay-bone's taking what I like to call local blocks.
So he's not going out of town, but he's taking Jupiter blocks.
Is that true, Custy?
What does that mean?
Come on, man.
In three years, dude.
No, well, okay, let's not play that card.
But he, no, no.
you're doing the local, you're, you're doing a lot of stuff around town, which is great.
A lot of staycations, I would say.
Am I wrong?
I don't understand what the implication is here.
You say there's no implication.
It's just, I'm just saying you don't put blocks in the calendar because your blocks are local blocks.
You know what?
I don't call you a lot.
I'm an on-call employee.
Well, no.
So, my, dude.
It's a frontline.
It's a frontline worker.
No, no.
I don't know.
That's a whole time.
I just mean like if I'm doing something out in the, no, no, I know a full time.
But I just mean like if I'm out doing something and then you guys call me and like, hey, like we're filming tomorrow.
I cancel my plans and I show up.
Well, hold on.
I mean, is that true?
Like maybe in the old day.
He's pretty committed.
He's very good.
But nowadays, if you can't make it, we got bone, we got Baldwin.
Like we have people.
Well, Jet's been hiring editors for the past.
six months. There are more editors coming on.
There's another one that got discussed last night.
And I said to him last night, I was like,
I noticed that. I noticed Bob.
I, yeah, go ahead.
We're done, right? Like, after this, like,
because it was always he needs help and he needs help and he was 100% right.
That's been the moral of Bob to sports is we need help.
But the moral of ball.
It's like, bro, like now it's like, all right, like we got to be done now.
Well, so here's the thing, Bob.
You don't have to do something, Jet.
Boys, we're scaling a business, boys.
All right.
This is the only way to scale a business.
It's scale.
No, but I also noticed, like, once I started telling Bob, like, we need this person,
we need that person.
He was like, okay, okay.
And then he started realizing, like, oh, we're hired.
So now anytime we talk about hiring people, he'll just peek in and be like, but this is
the last one, right?
That's what he did.
And he's right.
He's right.
We got no, but I think we're in a great position.
We're going to continue to scale the business.
We're going to continue to expand.
And, yeah, we're going to be in a great spot.
We're going to be in a great spot.
Well, what happened is?
I'm not, I burnt out for a little bit back,
about a couple, like a month ago.
I hit the wall.
Now,
Zoloft's helping.
Dude.
That was that,
oh,
I,
are you putting your hand up on that?
On burning out?
Yeah.
Is that a hand up type?
Can be.
I'll put a finger up.
I mean,
I'm not,
you know,
hand up is crazy.
Like,
if he's a problem.
If he's actively admitting it,
that's the same thing.
Yeah, but it goes with the hand.
You change the landscape of Bob the Sports
because what would happen was,
and it started with him with the Brindley Dum Show,
he'd be like, I need help, I need help, I need help.
You get him help.
He refuses to let the help that we hired help.
So he refused to let them do anything
because he didn't trust them.
So the help just sat there.
Custis is really the first one that came on board
where he had full faith in somebody else.
And then once he got the taste of that,
then it was, he's like,
oh, I could really delegate.
So Custis kind of fucked everybody by being good.
Yeah, but if you want to, if you actually want to like grow and get bigger and bigger,
you do at some point have to start hiring some people.
Like I will to just credit.
I will say that we're doing a lot more than we've ever done before now with HQ,
with all these other channels.
Like he's created an empire.
So I didn't do shit.
I give yourself the credit.
You got to give some credit.
And by the way, I also would like to just before Custis always thinks that I'm against him.
yesterday during the call, I think I said very avidly that, like, I think he's done a great job in, like, setting up the podcast.
But today was a blunder.
It was a blunder.
Did I not say that?
Did I not say you made it much more like normally it's regimented.
It's every Wednesday or every second Wednesday you've been setting up the calendar blocks.
Now, there's no calendar today.
So that kind of goes against it.
He just can't give a full compliment.
He's like, no, he can't.
I think Custis has been doing well with the pods.
Today, though, I'm not going to be.
like, oh, today.
You guys miscommunicated.
I mean, am I wrong?
Well, I can tell you why there wasn't a calendar today is because we were supposed to do one last week.
And then for whatever reason, there just wasn't one last week because I don't know why.
Maybe there's an extra Wednesday or Friday in September, but there wasn't one last week.
So on my calendar, it's set up every two weeks and it just got fucked up because there wasn't one last week.
Which it can be affected.
Reasonable.
Yeah.
You could then shift it.
Right, but I said the text, and we all agreed to do a pause.
Well, we were all going to do it.
I think the question was where we were going to do it.
And that wasn't even question.
That was confirmed.
Yeah, but hey, it's all good.
Look at us now.
Within the zip code of Palm Beach that we would be in HQ.
FP's at Stream Song.
They just remodeled it to make it.
Dude.
That's a back room that they just assembled with AI.
The first two things I think about with Stream Song when that piece I used in the stream song, I think of those lasagna bites immediately.
Sure. I don't remember that.
Oh my God. What a unique thing to have. And then I just think about that fat ass gator that we saw on the whole two or whatever.
Oh, my Lanta. That was a new one that's the Bone Valley or whatever. Yeah.
Really good. Yeah, yeah, really good.
I love that place.
I go there as much as I can.
I just think it's a great vibe.
We've obviously filmed out there,
but it's just it's all golf.
There's nothing around that resort.
Like it's no man's land.
So there's no like draw to like go off property or like,
like you're there and you're eating at those restaurants and you're hanging out.
And it's just golf and and the boys.
It doesn't get much better.
Yeah, I would want to go there even not for filming.
Like just like you just did lately just for fun. It's just a fun fun spot. Yeah, and I'll do that randomly. Like I just was like a inner it was like a bunch of resorts that like they they like sales guys get together once a year and they like hosted it the different places and they play this little like inner industry kind of event thing. It's kind of it's casual. But I mean it was like pebble and Pinehurst, Greenbrier, all these people from these different places. So.
Um, met some, some cool folks and, um, got got a little got that dub, which is dope.
Um, but yeah, I mean, I'll hit up our, our guy up there randomly on like a week where I don't have anything going on.
I need to like film some content or something or just want to get away.
And he's, they're always like, yeah, come on up.
Yeah.
It's a great place.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like the end of or before summer of 2027 that we can like, get to Pebble Beach.
I think that this crew deserves it.
I really do.
I mean, we've been doing this.
F.P.'s never been.
I've never been.
Bob's never been.
None of us have ever been to Pebble Beach.
Could we do something like that in the next year?
Like, wouldn't that be cool?
Like, we did the abandoned belt.
We could do something like the Pebble.
We just got to block it off on the calendar.
I mean, it's always been a cool idea.
It's whether or not they'll have us.
See, man, the Pebble what?
Is the thing.
the pebble purgatory
pebble purgatory i don't know i don't know i got to come up with some i was
got it um give me a second to think so yeah i do want to let uh people know uh breezy fall drop
is here it's a banger you see it on lee's dome right now um breezy different breezy golf
hats uh different polos something that snuck by me and i saw it the other day and popped
it up the friday night light polo is just an absolute banger um the first
Fall drop is here.
Really, really good.
Last chance to get the President's Cup collab,
Peter?
The Pebble Playoff.
The Pebble Playoff is good.
Pebble Panet.
I don't like the Pebble Playoff.
Why not?
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Fuck!
You got something, Jensen?
Uh, for the...
No, I don't.
For the other thing.
All right.
Let me think for a second.
We're going to Ohio.
That actually, I'm not, to be honest, I'm kind of looking forward to that.
I think we're going to have a good time.
We got a lot of, we got a love out in Ohio, man.
I know we do, but Ohio is like the official like meme state of like the U.S.
I have respect for Ohio, but did you know that?
What's that?
Like, it's like the official like,
meme state of the U.S.
It's just a meme. Like it's not real.
Yeah, it is. See, Custis
gets it. I'd like to see Scranton.
That's where they should film the office.
Well, they didn't film it there. That's in
Hollywood, but it took, yeah.
Scranton's in Pennsylvania, yeah.
He goes, he goes, they filmed it in, in
Scranton.
You know what I mean? That's where the show takes place.
Yes, yes, yes.
They, uh, yeah, Ohio, I don't know how to explain it, Custis.
Ohio is just like America's meme.
Like, every meme takes place in Ohio.
Yeah, that's, I don't know how to explain.
All the kids like, they're like, scibity toilet Ohio Riz.
That's exactly right.
I'm embarrassed that I know that.
What does that even mean?
What's the shame that I know that you guys just say?
Yeah, exactly.
Don't, I'm, I can't.
I can't.
It's just like, I don't know.
The kids just find it funny.
They just say, oh, hot.
You just go to like, maybe don't go.
But like if you were around kids and you're just like, Ohio, they'll crack up.
Really?
Joe's going to go to Luca and be like, Ohio.
But like, maybe if Lucas has got some older.
I would consider you like a kid.
I'm 24.
I was clowning.
I'm also clowning.
That's how hand up, hand up, hand up.
When's Luke are going to start talking?
When does that take place?
Really close, dude.
Is he babbling like crazy?
Yeah.
Really?
I think he might, he said dadda yesterday.
I don't think he meant like pointing at me like dad da-da, but like he's he's there.
He's like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Like he's babbling.
Like he's close.
It's pretty cool, man.
And he's running around.
Like, you'll be like, Luca, go get the leash because we go to walk drag and he'll run to the cabinet,
get the leash and start running around with the leash.
Like he knows, he's smart.
He might be smarter than me, to be honest.
After seeing that riddle, after seeing the riddles, after seeing the riddles,
how bad I did, man.
I have a gripe.
Okay, I got some gripes.
By the way, there was some,
Jet,
you had some answers.
Well, F.P. got banged,
too, on the turtleneck.
Yeah.
That was fucking trash.
I got banged on a few
of them.
Bob.
The doorbell,
I thought,
was a great one with the rings,
as many rings,
but no fake.
There were a lot of bang jobs,
and I'll tell you what,
EA is like,
he runs a tight fucking shit.
He does, man.
With no room for fucking,
you know,
there's no wiggle room there.
and Lambers is in there,
and, like, you'll say the right answer,
and Lambers will look,
and then EA will give him that look,
and Lamber's like, no, I can't give him the answer wrong.
The door belt was really good.
I saw a couple people say that I didn't actually come in second
based on scores that they announced that wrong.
I did too.
I'm not really sure what happened.
Like the scoreboard had me in second,
and then they said Bob was second,
but I don't know.
There could have been a mistake.
Oh, they just read it wrong?
Yeah, and then my scoreboard.
I don't know.
That's tough.
That he said that I think is so, so good.
Well, it's not my idea.
Is that Pettys?
All of my ideas.
Recently, all of my ideas have been stolen from Custis.
I got to give credit.
Because you have 20 editors.
They all can just give you.
No, it's because they say the idea and then I'll bring, I'll, I'll, like, make it
better and then bring it to the group.
Yeah.
The idea is to get another YouTube group, like get for play.
down to HQ and do a family feud
Bob does sports first like four player
I'd be unbelievable
I mean I want to go on family feud
yes
there's nothing more I want than for us to go on family feud
yeah
I've been screaming
nutty
Nuddy will host
yeah Nottie said that he would do like a full
breezy suit and like really just host
the shit out of it I think that would be
really really good
yeah we take it on the road
on that? What's that?
Would Custis, would you be in on that?
He has to.
Why would I not?
You don't seem very excited about the idea.
You seem kind of like nonchalant about it.
Is it your idea?
Is that why you're upset that I'm not as excited about it?
Have you watched?
Have you watched?
Are you a fan of family feud?
I don't know.
Maybe it's not your generation.
Yes, I've seen family feud, Joe.
Yes.
What did you watch growing up?
I don't know.
Like a lot of YouTube?
Mm, okay.
No, that's good.
I'm all about I love you watch cartoons
Bob to Sport
I don't know
I watched
Jimmy Neutron
I watched it banger
I watch
What are the cartoons that I watch
I watched Ben 10 when I was younger
Don't know what I don't know what Ben 10
I've heard of it I've heard of it I've never seen it
What else was I big on?
I don't know
You're a SpongeBob guy
No my parents didn't let me watch it
I was one of those kids where they don't let you watch
Same.
Why?
Was SpongeBob bad?
What's on SpongeBob?
No, my dad just hated.
He's super annoyed by the voice.
Wait.
So when you say you're one of those kids that wasn't allowed to watch SpongeBob,
you mean you're one of those kids whose dad was annoyed by SpongeBob's voice?
No, you've never.
There's like a whole online discourse online about kids who are allowed to watch SpongeBob
versus kids who are not allowed to watch SpongeBob.
I wasn't allowed to watch SpongeBob, but I also wasn't allowed to watch SpongeBob.
But I also wasn't allowed to watch any.
It didn't have like a lot.
The Niams were very successful men.
Is that why?
You weren't allowed to watch Jimmy Utron either.
I said I was, if it didn't have like a baseball in it, I was out.
Jaman was concocting 14 parley when he was 12 years old.
That's right.
Via AM radio under his head.
That is true.
Chicago Cubs.
Do you remember Mike and Mike in the morning?
Yeah, of course.
Oh, I used to, I used to listen them.
from like 630 to 650 and then get on the bus.
Yeah, of course I remember them.
Absolutely.
It's an interesting, those guys, like, when I did the,
went in on the fan, like, they get to work.
I mean, they start at 6 o'clock.
They're done at 10.
And then they go home.
They're home by like 11 a.m.
And now they work really hard because they,
the times they got to get up in the morning.
But then they just have like the whole day.
Like they, it's a very interesting.
gig in an interesting slot.
Kind of sounds like our gig.
I'm sure they're asleep in bed by like 8 p.m. though, because they're going to be up so early.
But they got to watch the game.
Correct. That's the only thing is if it's like a big game, they have to be up to know what, you know, it's one thing to check the score.
But if it's like a big game or playoffs, they have to be able to talk about just about everything.
So I agree, especially if it's in regular season, something that's on my eye, by the way, that's going to be a,
a big, big problem for me
is we are going to be doing
the meet and greet in Ohio during Yankees,
Red Sox wildcard game.
That's going to be a big problem for me.
That's going to be a big, big.
Just turn the notifications on, Bob.
Don't do that.
Just have the phone.
You better off putting it on the YouTube TV.
I just don't want to be rude.
I'm going to give you,
I'm going to be the best thing that you can do.
You download the score app, okay?
The score app is the best sporting app.
Just listen to me.
He wants to watch the game.
I understand that, but you go into the game, you highlight the game, and you can turn live activity on.
So at the top, the top bar of your phone will then always show if there's a run, the score, the inning.
It's like, it's like your home thing.
Yeah, I don't think he gets it.
I love how he's showing us the phone going the top part of your phone.
I don't.
Tremendous.
Well, that's like he'll, like, send like a comment or something and it'll be like two comments.
And he'll be like dude this guy's shitting on you and he'll like circle what it's like fuck Bob that piece of shit and they'll like he'll circle like what what they said as if I'm not going to see the guy
I know point people to the direction I need to get them to you know fair enough do you think you have too many notifications and distractions coming to your phone?
Yes.
Not as many as Bob but but Bob's got a lot more that on than me but D man you look at first ball.
notifications on he's got two million people following him the man george brian was sitting in the cart with you and he was appalled at the amount of vibrations going on in that phone well that's a different story the vibrate same story no the vibrate i guess i have like a heavy vibrate i don't know how to change it so that's on me i don't know how to change to soft vibrate but bob has bob has notifications every time there's a breezy items sold i mean that's
Oh, yeah.
It looks like the, like the Oregon State lottery.
That, hey, hey, that ain't to vibrate.
That's a, chiching.
That's what it does.
It's like a VEMO.
I do want to defend myself.
You're right.
Look, my screen time can't defend my screen time all that.
But when I take that screen time out, I would think, especially like if we're filming,
I'm in.
Or if we're at dinner, I'm in.
I'm not Doug.
When I'm with.
people. I think I'm very good about it. Where I go south is when I go home, my doom scrolling
is the worst in the business. But I think I'm very locked in with when it comes to the D man,
I think that he's not able to make that transition. Like when you're out with him or something,
you, you lose him completely at times. Now, you can rain them back in really quick. But I think
the notifications are in times where, you know, in times where we really need you.
I'm bad, but I consider myself bad off of when not.
But to me, it's just notifications.
It doesn't mean like that you're not focused or dialed in on what you're doing.
It just that your phone has things popping up like.
But those.
Yeah, but you're also watching games and.
Yeah.
I try.
I try very hard.
Like if Nicole texts me about stuff with Luca now.
on top of everything.
Come on, D-Man.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
Come on, man.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
I'm seeing more Mariners, fucking brewers.
Six, you know, first five-inning over-unders, and I'm seeing.
And where are Lucas baby wipes?
There's a lot of back and forth.
When we're on the road, I'm texting Nicole Conston.
So I will say that.
But, like, yeah, I'm not denying that, like, my negotiations are bad.
But I'm saying there's also a lot of,
other stuff going on too.
I was referencing the screen time.
I was just saying, like, your phone is so constantly going off.
And like the live thing, like, you don't even have to unlock your phone to like check scores now.
Like, like, it's just like it.
You got to talk in that mic.
There's no friction between you like sitting, having your phone away and then going to pick it up because it's just constantly begging for you to pick it up.
You do have like, you have.
You have Instagram likes and all comments on still, right?
Like every time someone likes.
You're searching for more haters, dude.
See, that's crazy.
You did it before the haters.
It's like that is insane.
Right?
Like that. I think Bob has his Instagram notifications on.
No, I do not.
He doesn't look at all that.
No way he's got every like is a notification.
How many do I have right now?
Okay, that's an MLB notification.
That's tough.
There's a message.
from Riggs. Let's see Instagram. Okay, 12 notifications. That's that's not good.
How many minutes ago? Uh, 24 minutes. Oh, that's not bad. I just,
I think like, I don't get those when you put a post up, right? Like right now you
the post engagement. I do like to see. Yes, but you get every like on a post.
Not likes. I get comments, comments. Okay. And boy, you get a lot of comments. Well,
I don't know if every comment makes my, makes it way to, to my eyes.
But like the comments will pop up on it.
I think if it's a friend's comment, I think it's, I don't know how it works.
But there's a lot of comments.
Can we, uh, we mentioned the haters.
And I know we think I think we talked about it on the last episode.
But Jed had a good idea too.
And it might not have it was.
It wasn't my idea.
It was Custas's idea.
You got to hang around that office, Bob.
I, you're flowing around.
And I gave Custis, I gave you credit when I said this.
So I don't want them to say it was Jett's idea.
I do like this is better than the major.
I think doing what we talked about doing the hater gauntlet is better than a man.
He just stole your,
your thunder.
He just buried the lead.
No,
but that's,
yeah,
no,
that's okay.
I said it disgustus.
It was to do the,
the hater gauntlet.
Yeah,
so a different hater is standing on each hole.
So,
like that.
Go to each of the haters.
And then the next day,
then you can do the meat.
No,
there's no next day.
There's a next day.
Oh,
Peter Major and the store.
I can't run that.
I can't run that.
The major is tough.
Okay.
But it's good, no, but it's we have to be.
We need video.
Hators, like, that's insane.
You know how much it's going to take for me to go through one day with every single
hater who's, like, like, despise me?
And then to run it back the next day.
It's just, but like, get them all the way.
You get them all the way out of you.
What?
Their hate deflects right off you, D, man.
You're made a thick skin.
I have a losing record, so I would argue that that's not correct.
Yeah, but that doesn't.
It says nothing to do with it.
Wax. By the way, the other idea
Riggs just texting me is doing a dual
hater. Well, that's going to happen too.
And we got to make that happen. Maybe, I don't know
if we take like the best one of each
that we've had like the top dater of each.
And then we run a 2v2
and we play. I,
you know, get that guy who was saying
play the tips from Riggs. Get,
I don't know, get moose from mine or
Riggs is ripping those guys.
Dude, every he is.
He is absolutely
fucking ripping those guys, man.
Good for him.
Good for him.
I think that'd be great.
The gauntlet, like, just the way we've done it,
where you have to, like, get through the guy
or you keep going to, like, to the next hole.
Yeah.
It's like Dan from Langley on whole number one.
Yeah.
And you get through him and then who would you get after him?
It would be.
Because there's a man from Langley and then firefighter.
No, he's not.
He's not getting the,
no.
He's gone.
He's gone.
He's a nice guy, but he's not.
He's a fraud.
He's not.
He's a fan.
He's a fan.
We appreciate his service.
Yeah.
But yeah, he just didn't bring.
I think Moose would be too.
No, I think, I think this is what you do.
I think you go.
We can get a couple new haters too.
No, not for the gauntlet.
You got to bring back.
You got to bring back the usual suspects.
So the new he's telling you it's, it's Monday.
Then he does the gauntlet Tuesday.
Then Wednesday he's got the major rigs.
Yeah.
And then rigs Thursday.
It's, it's, it's Dan from Lately, followed by Moose, followed by,
would it be
Doggett?
No, I think
Gage has to be last.
Gage.
Gage.
Gage.
Gage,
Gage,
Gose,
and then the guy
that we just filmed with
because you don't have five
unless you want Bryce Pongs.
Mollins.
Pongs deserves the nods.
Pongs deserves the shot too.
Paul is a nice guy though.
I know.
Yeah, but that's so.
To be honest,
I think Mullins was actually
maybe arguably the nicest guy of them all.
He's not a nice guy.
Bob,
look what he messes me the other day.
Is this after the series already?
By the way, I said you've already had your moment in the sun, like kick rocks.
But look at this.
You ready for this?
Mullen.
This is not going to be good.
It's not even Zach Mullen.
It's not even Mullen's.
Okay, so maybe I'd take it back.
I figured there'd be mutual respect after the episode.
He goes, I put up a thing.
Joey Colchutty hires a golf instructor.
He goes, won't help you, you cuck.
Then he goes, watching the video back.
You actually fucking suck.
And then he said,
great content watching you suck.
Thanks for the entertainment.
Okay, I take it back.
I thought there'd be mutual respect after the match.
Yeah, and by the way, I thought it was, you know, I feel like the ones that I've lost,
like the Doggett and Mullen, like, is the last two that I've lost.
At the end, I shook their hand.
I said, congrats, you guys played well, you deserved it.
I thought it was like a pretty good sport about it.
Now, Doggett, I was screaming at him halfway through the round.
That's, I think we did bury that.
I ended up blocking Doggett, by the way.
He's now blocked on that phone.
what dude what
what did it take to get him blocked
he just was relentless he just kept trying to poke
the bear like and and and then
i was just finally like dude i'm i'm just not doing this
so d man they keep messaging after the match is over i don't know if they
want to come back on the show i don't understand
well like it's like and then they'll say like dog it was like oh it's not
this is i'll play you off camera i'm like i have no desire
to play with you off cameras
So you're barking up the wrong tree, brother.
The guy that there's true dislike for from the D-Man is, is Gage.
So I think.
Moose, I think, would be the one I'd want to beat more than any.
Really?
More than Gage.
Gage and Moose are both up there.
They're like, really?
Well, they'll both be there.
The problem is that, is that like, what's his name?
Gage listens to everything and then he'll just repost it on his channel.
Be like, I'm stolen his ass.
Which I don't say to stay up at night thinking about the.
these guys. I just don't like to lose
in these haters episodes. It sucks.
Gage wasn't like mean to
production. There was a couple times where Moose
was like actually like me.
Moose went at F.P, man. He was like he hated everybody.
Yeah, that's a great moment.
It's like, hey, FB, this guy hates you.
Well,
like, whoa.
Gage wasn't like mean to, but Moose
said some shit. Moose was like
mean to production. Like he was like,
almost like a fucking film type of.
I think Gage is more of a fan than a hater, too.
I hate to say it because I had messages from him before.
And even after he'll, like, say nice things.
Now, I don't, I won't respond to him out of respect, but to the D man.
But, but it is, I think he, I, you, Moose might be the guy.
You might be right.
I think he's the ultimate hater, Moose.
Wow.
I think Gage, with all the respect is like doing his, like, he's doing the, he's trying to get in to the space.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
He's made that tour.
He did a hitter series with Carter, and then he's doing, like, social media stuff.
He's making a play.
Respect.
Respect.
Yeah.
That's why I think it's interesting.
And then we're going to, we just need dates.
Once we agree on dates, we'll get the, the Arizona trip, I think would be awesome.
Chris Goddara had mentioned that he wants to come.
So I really want to set that stuff.
I know he's not Arizona, but Homa, ready to rock and roll.
Jake Knapp.
We need another crack at Jake Knapp.
And we need another crack.
Wyndham Clark.
Yeah, we need another run there.
John Rom.
Terrible.
John Rom.
There's got to be other guys in Scottsdale, too, that we don't know about.
Who are like, yeah, they're all there.
And you know who I want to film with this summer?
Who I bet would be so down.
Who?
You ready?
We filmed with him one time for a short time.
Not Minwu, but yes, Minu's definitely been on the list for the time, but not Minwu, but Siwu.
Oh, yeah.
Do you remember?
Yeah.
Oh, he's funny guy.
He's funny.
Yeah, I'll tell you.
He's suggested of how Tong Lee, I think, would be really funny.
He lives here.
Somebody, I, somebody.
Yeah.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
We got to get Cam Young, too, man.
If somebody can get this to Cam, we would love to have them.
I think that would be a lot of fun.
While we're just spitballing ideas, you want to know a fucking video that would, so,
lap for family feud?
No, never mind.
I mean, this is the ultimate.
This would go. This would be
the one. Give me a group that's a
no-brainer for family
Fis. Spitting chicklets?
That would be good, but this group
would be, I think, even
funnier. Checklets are great.
Big John and
Chetty? Wait, so much said it?
Big John and Chetty. The Kiwi board.
Oh, yeah.
That would be awesome.
They got a different, it's a different culture, though.
They're not going to know this.
I know, but they're not going to like the, the, a lot of kids.
They're going to have trouble with it.
It's like you'd pull 100 Americans or whatever.
They're not going to.
Dude, you put me and Sam against each other, though.
Like, that would be fucking.
Do you enjoy the game?
Dude, I keep watching that clip where he talked about.
O.B. left.
O.B. left.
Two iron.
because I told everybody
I had a good think about it. He's like, I told
everybody, I think I'm done here.
Flew back home.
And then he was free as his bush.
Free as my bush.
What a crew.
They want to film again too.
And we should definitely do it.
I think the timing's just a little fucked right now.
Yeah.
I thought Taco,
Taco low key is one of the funniest guys in that whole crew.
I do too.
I thought Lee had some good clips with Tumes.
There was good energy going with Tumes too.
I like Tunes a lot.
They're all fun,
but I think like if from me just seeing clips of them,
I always thought that Sam was the funniest.
I think Taco might be right there, dude.
He's a really funny guy, dude.
He brings that energy.
Yeah, they all have their thing.
They all have, you know,
each of them bring like a different thing to the table.
I think it's like us, you know, to a degree.
We each have our own.
I wonder if these calendars, Bob.
Damn, I doubt it.
Probably not.
They travel a lot, man.
Yeah, their calendars, I think probably crazier than ours.
Oh, yeah, I think so.
But three weeks or four weeks in a foreign,
I should say foreign country, but like,
because they've been here a lot, but like four weeks in a different country.
Yeah.
No point.
Yeah, it's pretty wild.
I mean, I was in Rome for three, four days,
and I felt like I was in Australia.
Yeah, with your family, too.
You weren't in like working or anything.
And your group of uncles you got going on, including your dad, is one of the funniest
crew of people.
Your cousin was posting stories.
I was howling watching that group of triplets.
It's a wild scene.
Yeah.
To think that they're actually not triplets is pretty fucking wild.
They look identical.
And they talk to the scene.
Uncle Kenny and your dad look identical.
And they talk.
I mean, Uncle Kenny's like my dad times two with how we talk.
and like his mannerism.
We did that one thing at the Breezy where they're next to each other.
I think Jensen went up to them and he's like,
so what do you guys think or lambs?
And they were next to each other talking and people just like couldn't believe it.
Well, the very first time I met Uncle Kenny is his name, right?
Yeah.
I mistakenly, it took me like 30 seconds of talking to him to realize it wasn't your dad.
Yeah.
My dad kept going to the bar and they kept giving him Uncle Kenny's drink like they knew because they kept going.
So he kept getting his martini and Uncle Kenny kept getting my.
dad's martini they had like a certain way they like the the martini um yeah it's just like
i'm sure your dad had something to say about that oh yeah nothing goes i mean just like every step
the way do you see how many you see that uh story of what he he carries around a laptop case like
where he puts all his stuff but there's no laptop in it did you see the amount of pills that he
pulled out bro yeah that was wild
No, I have. What do you mean?
Just, just like, yeah, what, what does that mean?
Like, instead of a duffel bag or like, dude, because when he was working for you as food service,
he always went around with the laptop case around the city to, like, meet customers and everything.
And he, he just kept bringing the, yeah, so, like, he went to Rome with a laptop case, like, you know,
with, like, a bunch of different compartments.
And there's no laptop in it.
Like, he puts, like, his nutrigrant.
bars where the laptop goes and
like almonds and nuts
and then he's got like a phone charger
like it's crazy
it's fucking crazy
they make other shaped bags
I know and he can't change
it's called a backpack
it's a very
it's a neurotic
and then my uncle Kenny he works in
the food service too for a seafood
company
all the orders that he sends out to different
customers, he has to make sure that he sees the fish before they send it out.
So he shows up at work at like one in the morning because he has to look at the fish to make
sure that it's okay before it goes to his customers.
So like the hours that he works are so insane when he doesn't have to work those hours,
but he chooses to do it so that he could see the fish.
What do you mean to see the fish?
It's like frozen, no?
Correct.
He wants to make sure there's nothing wrong with it.
He like, so he'll show up at one in the morning just to make sure to see the fish.
But it's crazy.
He's frozen.
It's got to be okay, no?
Every day.
Every day.
Yeah.
But my dad had that type of stuff too.
Maybe one day that'll be me.
I mean, I'm sitting on a fucking every night walking on a walking.
Yeah, kind of.
Yeah.
Near the way.
100%.
I got drinking like hydrogen water and shit.
Like, you got to figure it out.
Yeah, I am getting it.
I'm very into like the, I try and get all organic food.
I'm drinking the hydrogen water.
I'm doing, yeah, I do a lot of that stuff, which is, it's kind of weird, too.
But then when I, you know, flip the switch, food-wise, then I go to the most despicable, you know, shit of all of time.
You all have our vices, Bob.
Yeah, I tried that baked potato that you get all the time the other night, Pedy from Wendy's, that slop the, the chili one with the cheese.
You got to be careful where you get it.
You got to get it the right spot.
What do you mean?
Which one?
From Wendy's.
Yeah, but there's some Wendy's like even back home where I'd go like there was like a Wendy's where I'm like, okay, this is a good spot.
Am I going to get the potato there?
There's some where I'm like, yeah, it looks dicey.
You know, I don't know if I'm going to fuck with that.
Petey loves a big hearty bowl of soup, man.
Oh, chilly?
Yeah.
Oh, a broccoli cheddar soup goes a long way too.
He's yeah, he's one of the few guys that says what's your soup in the day.
Cream of potato.
Yeah, a good chowder maybe.
Chowder's great now.
Chowder Fung.
The band in chowder?
I am, I'm not a, there's two different styles of chowder.
So you can go with the Manhattan, which I like the red base.
Yeah.
I'm a New England clam chowder guy through.
Do you like that's a creamy shit?
Yeah, the Manhattan is like, it's almost like a tomato soup.
It's just not.
I don't know if I've had that.
I've only had the New England, which fucks.
To be honest, everybody thinks chowder is just chowder,
that they just think of the Manhattan or the New England,
but the Manhattan is, it's a pretty prominent chowder itself.
You just said it's not good.
It's good.
It's not the one I'm going to choose.
I am going to choose the New England every time.
Remember we had chowder in Oregon?
I remember when, remember Stu got that dog that they just load up recently in band.
And it was like,
it was too much.
I asked for like to.
She just didn't. Wait, when?
When?
It was like a chili dog.
I remember at stream song, speaking of stream song, the last day we were there,
we pulled off the 10th hole to that little shack.
And they had like lobster rolls.
Yeah.
It was made of the black horse.
One of the best little huts we've been to.
Unbelievable.
Blues great too with the taco.
I mean, even the other one, the barbecue.
The tacos?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They don't fire around.
And they make good drinks too.
Oh, Valley, Stu.
Is it like in terms of rankings?
Is it?
like one of your favorites or is blue still your favorite it's tough i think if i played a few more
times it could be it's got the potential um it's i think it's on par with red and blue for sure
minimum it's a great place it really is it really is that was where i did that at dinner
weird pit weird pivot here back to the the hater gauntlet i just have an idea too many ideas but
i have an idea um what if we had i know they're all coming what if we had them all fly
to Charlotte and they all meet at the same airport.
It's not a bad idea.
And we have them like film their travel journeys here like on their phone,
just like vlog it.
We just have them like talk shit about Joey on the way here.
I don't think it's a bad idea.
Like imagine Dage running in the moose at the Charlotte airport.
That would be insane.
And you're there to capture it all?
Well, they would just plug their phone.
They got to do it themselves.
themselves.
Yeah, like vlog style.
Yeah, Moos running into Gage at the air.
Now he's in, Custis.
He got him, dude.
They're all boarding together.
Dogget would pull up to the airport.
We're booking their flights.
We're literally sitting next to each other on the plane.
Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Or it's like we put like,
Gage, um, Dan from Langley on the aisle,
Gage in the window in the room.
gauge in the window and the mousse in the middle seat.
I'd love to put them all like first class, so they're all in like the same thing.
And you take a picture and they're all like there together.
Like, lying out to see.
Holy shit.
We didn't talk about the LeBron video, which is now out.
And when LeBron on the last hole hit us with the Ling Ling, I almost passed the
it was the funniest shit I've ever seen in my entire fucking life.
It's also got to be the worst YouTube golf performance of all time.
my shank.
Oh, the old shanky.
Yeah, it's never been worse.
I actually have to,
the green guy's here now,
so this is a problem for me.
Wait, what?
The green guy's here now.
He said he's in my front drive.
You can let him in.
I have to go over the entire green and,
and he can wait a few,
may put him in the waiting room.
This is why we're doing a Zoom pod.
We're doing Zoom pod because everybody knew we're doing it.
By the way,
the initial pod was supposed to be
at 9.30 and I think we all gracious, or 9 o'clock or 9.
I appreciate that.
To 9.30 and then 10 o'clock. So like, I think we all made it just.
Thank you. Thank you.
Yeah. So the LeBron video is out rock and roll and keeping out. A lot of like really good
behind the scenes with them too, um, which is really, really cool. So let us know how you guys
enjoyed that. We got a lot of good stuff, um, coming up. Someone please get this over to
Cam Young so we can get Cam Young on the show and, uh, anybody with connections to
George's Heath. Probably not going to get him. But please.
Anybody knows Michael Jordan?
We also.
Shout up prize picks.
Sunday service, new show, Bob H.Q.
Mikey V. runs every Sunday, which is really, really good.
Starts at about 1145, 1150.
Lead you right into kickoff.
Good stuff coming.
The boys are off to Ohio next week.
So we're on the move.
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We appreciate you.
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