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Episode Date: May 8, 2026

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Trying always to get like rage bait. It's unbelievable, man. It's not a rage bait. You came in here. You wouldn't talk to us. Me and Jensen were asking you to test your mic. You wouldn't say a word. No, Jensen's new shit now is he tries to like say shit to get me to respond.

Like he's in the school of hard knocks from Jet. Like you literally like passed down the baton. And now he just tries to rage bait me, which is fine. I get it like, but not at the beginning of a fucking podcast, bro. while we film, no problem. What did I do to a mic check? The mic sounds tremendous. I don't understand what's wrong.

Well, the last podcast, respectfully, it wasn't on until the last 10 minutes. Okay, one out of 20. One out of 20. Now, I know, I know the games. And by the way, you two with the fucking absolute bang job, you know, I don't worry about YouTube taking it down due to nudity with a fucking bang job of a thumbnail that you guys put up. It's unbelievable. The amount of paying jobs.

I haven't interrupted lately. It's unbelievable. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm laughing because it's hilarious, but are you serious? You're telling me. You're talking to me? You're talking to Joe.

No, I'm talking to Cutsi. Chipper Joannis. No, Chipper Jones. Not bad. I think that he's talking about Cutsi's major blowup. I think the funniest part of the entire clip that you guys put out, which obviously the clip was going to get put out. The thumbnail is another.

other thing. When Joe has the microphone cover and he just holds it up, it is one of the funniest things I think I've ever seen. I used to mark my ball. But I don't understand what you're so upset about even regardless, like you're saying Cutsi, uh, that Custis is rage baiting you. You fucking rage bait him with the, or with the soccer team. Oh, yeah.

That's true. I don't put pictures of, of him or you up half naked on a fucking. and thumbnail. He's not on the like you're consistently on the show. It was a great photos, great thumbnail. And for the people coming at me saying that I took, they said you got soft because you took it down.

He's still up. What are you talking about? Still up. Well, you get to test them. So we test three of them. So that was just one of the test because we're like, let's see what I saw was the one. Well, the one I'm getting now is not that one. Regardless. I thought are you Are you worried about nudity?

Yeah. And, and, I didn't think about until you said something, but like... Yeah, it looked like I was naked engulfed in a ball of fire. But it was just a guy without his shirt on, like that happens fucking at the Publix. Like, it's not crazy. At the public's, yeah. Well, the problem

is you're coming off, E.A. from the Brindley Dumm show. I don't know if you guys just posted one right now. Oh, so you're taking this out on me? A little bit. A little bit. A little bit. And he's hot. Whoa, this is the AI of Cutsi on the football? The problem is

I will say, I said the E. I said to him last week, I was like, you know, for the brilliant um show, like, let's get, like, you know, start having some fun on the Instagram. Like, you know, get some stuff on there, post some stuff. He did a couple thumbnails, like a bunch of different stuff. Sometimes to get to heaven. You got to go through hell first. Try out.

Impress the scouts. Pray you get drafted. Maden NFL, the ultimate judge. And then he just comes on and he took that as like, let me just completely. bang Joe and he's worried Joe he actually reached out to me just now and he's worried that you're actually upset with him the dash tomorrow clip is tough but i don't think he meant anything personally by it but it's not a good look well bob let's not pretend that you didn't bang the shit out of me too yesterday with multiple stories as well this this is this is the only person on this call who

has not bang me is is f p a k jep bagwell that's the only guy who's not bad aside from that the whole world has just decided to take shots. And I have now officially become the official punching bag of this fucking channel. And you know what? I get it. My, well, whoa,

whoa, whoa, me. I got, I got, I'm not done. My TV. I got wrecked out.

Well, you know what? Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe go do some more of those 40 pound curls that you're doing the other day when Bob saw you. That being said,

I, I am done with like, you know, I, I've been put on display. I've been bashed. I've been battered. And you know what? A lot of that is due to my own accord because I stink at golf and I'm a fucking liability and a wild card. But I'm done with it. I'm a father now. And I got to see people AI and pepperoni slips for my nipples on fucking thumbnail. Who did that on a thumbnail? They took the canvas you gave them and they ran with it. Joe, do you have a picture of that?

You can't blame, like, we made a thumbnail. Is it the same guy who's been banging you? I think it is. Yeah. What happened, by the way, to the charge, to the game expense account that we set up? Oh, here, there it is. There it is.

How about that for size? I can't, I can't feel. Do you see that one there, Stu? This is unbelievable, man. Oh, man. I can't. Yeah. This is the canvas you guys create.

Not blame me for other people coming at you. That's crazy. I'm all for, you know, I am all for clickbait and throwing shit out for people to latch on to. But you start throwing the fucking shirtless thumbnail. Let's take it to the next level, man. I mean, this is a golf channel. We've become a complete circuits. You took it.

took your shirt off in the video. Yeah, because somebody didn't know how to put a mic on. Wow. Well, I mean, your mic for whatever reason, I don't know why. I'll have to get taped for yours. This is the only one that comes off. It's shockingly, mine's the only one that's not done right. Dee, can I, and you can shoot this down and we can cut it?

Can I just play the dashed tomorrow thing that got put up? Yeah, yeah. It's all the world's seen it already. No, Joe, you don't want me to put it up, but just up for a reference that people can see. It's one of the best. It's been fucking two days of nonstop banging. What is Dach Mar? I've heard you.

I can get an eyes on this. What is that? Bob just good to show it. Well, but Joe, I did not tell him by any means. I told him, I said, start having fun with the account.

Like bang anybody. Oh, I see. For the viewers. Oh, yeah, it's a whole. Yeah, by the, I might as well show. I mean, like,

they're going to find it. They're going to find their way over there anyways. You got trash. What is viewers that don't watch the Brown? dumb show though we should set up dash tomorrow i mean what is dashedamar it's so mike evi what like two years ago now a year ago made a bunch of a i uh videos of all the boys because they used to do the a i thumbnails and she made joey a runner and joy was noticeably larger than that's our fault so we were but we were asking them like clearly in the a i were like what did you put into the a i because

there's no way you just put put that guy in the a so he clearly said make him fat or make him chubby and he refused to acknowledge that what i can acknowledge is that the bob does sports podcast is brought to you by the fine folks over at prize picks prize picks is the best place to win cash while watching sports the app is really easy to use and has everything player picks team picks culture picks all in one at prize picks available in most states and we'll give you $50 in lineup when you play your first $5 lineup win or lose you'll get 50 you'll get 50 bucks in the lineup. Use promo code BDS. They got it all. We keep talking about and teasing. We don't have a date yet. For the hole in one stream, we need a more or less on the whole in one stream. We have a free throw stream that's going to be in.

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It's the Bobby Octagon special. Joaquin Buckley over 33 and a half strikes. Walking Buckley more than 33 and a half strikes. Sean Brady's to go more than 1.4, 1.5 rounds. Sean Strickland, more than 29 and a half significant strikes. The significant strikes are fun because, you know, if they get rolling and start throwing some punches and then you're just racking it up, the Strickland fight, there hasn't been bad blood like that before, like,

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What's the bad blood day? They used to train together and had a really, really bad falling out. And it got nasty. And then they got paired up. The press conference, Jemai, have kicked them. He kicked them. They could not put them in the same hotel. Paramount does a thing where they,

They face the fighters off now and do like promos around it. They weren't able to do that. It is, I watched the press conference today. Bad, bad. Usually they have the fighters lined up and sat down and, you know, everybody gets questions. Every single question was for either Strickland or Jemab. It was absolutely nuts.

So ride with us tomorrow. Bob, I will say I'm riding because you're one of the best UFC picks, people I know in terms of making picks. The only thing I'm concerned about with Strickland's significant strikes, are you not worried that Chimai's going to try to take it to the ground for a lot of the match? Like, I know Strickland's good against that, but that's my only concern. Very much. Just take down defense is really good, but Chameh's is just a freak.

So if it does, I think he will get over the significant strikes, but yeah, it could be one of those where they're just on the ground the whole time, and it just, there's just nothing there. But I have faith he'll be able to keep it up and at least cast them more than. You can talk about Chinicock. Yeah, we can, you know, you had fun of Chinatcock. I don't know, spoilers. The video's not out.

But I thought you had fun at Chinatock, you know, you didn't get banged there by a thumbnail. Well, we haven't seen it yet. How do I know? But big down. Here, before we even get to Shinnecock, had a call with the hater today, the next potential hater, fucking as good of a name as you can get for a hater. What's the guy's name, Joe? Denton Doggett it, I think.

These guys are just Denton. These guys are made out of a factory, just brought in the same clowns over and over again. So that's why my blood pressure has been high too. I go through these DMs and then I got to go and I'm just getting banged on all corners of the internet.

I'm not built for this internet stuff, man. I'm really not. I'm pre-internet, you know, I was a dial-up kid. Like I couldn't get internet unless you went to don-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. And like the phone wasn't working when you had to go on the internet.

That was the time that I was built. Well, I think you've been, and credit to you, because you've been very successful with the guys that you've had that have been good. There's going to be a time where you come back with Gage or you bring somebody back. You've wanted Gage back back. Yeah, I really don't like that guy. Have you talked to him since? Does he still hit you up?

Yeah, he told me that apparently I promised him a breezy Q-Zip, so I got to send him a breezy Q-sip. I don't remember when I did that. So if we do play again, I'll bring him his breezy cues. If this, you know, it's just, it's unbelievable, you know, the entitlement of some of these guys. You know, they come on, they talk so much shit to get on the show. They clown me the whole time. This guy specifically, because it was the first loss I took, the first L, and I've worn many, trust me.

But then he just was parading. Every time we post a video, he goes schmose with the arrow for people to show some. It's just, it's unbelievable, man. It's like, get alive, bro. You just, you know, break from the comment. Let's see. Like, you just need. It's our job, Jet.

No, it's not your job. You're all, I always, sometimes I go through the Bob DeSports comments to do my due diligence. And I see responds from like J. Demar 88 to like, random on the Bobda Sports page. Yeah, it'll be like, thanks. You'll be like, you're an idiot. And it's like, bro, you don't need to respond. I could have them. Stay out of it.

Oh, wait till he'll help you. You can voice note respond on you. to. Why would you tell me that? Why would you say that? Yeah. I didn't know that. That's pretty cool. Yeah, you could voice. I think only, I think you would have to do it from the Bobbdisports account, but you can you can do it. You can voice note respond to comment. There's nothing better nothing better than a good voice note in response. Oh my word. He ain't getting into that account. I can't know. I could be a value, you know, I could bring some light.

What's that? You just can't look away from, from, from, I mean, well, how do you expect me to get the, the next hater, by the way? You expect it just to pop out of a rainbow. But then you can't complain about it. Yeah, they're back into the fire. Like, you can't. I, don't play in both sides.

No, I'm not playing both sides. You're going, all these people are ripping me, blah, blah, blah. But I got to find, let, let, you know. I got to find them. And by the way, it's good for business. Okay. Very good. Very good for business.

You know, he is acing it. I'm telling you, I've never been so confident in the haters as I am Denton Duggett. And by the way, now what I'm doing, because there's so many of these clowns. By the way, there's a lot of kids now who are hitting me up. It's like, yo, if you're not in college, stay the hell out of this. I'm not about to go dual a 16 year old. kid. Like that's just not going to happen. There's been more kids in my DMs lately.

It's absurd. But here's the real deal. And this is what we're actually going to start doing. So for anybody who's like, oh, how come you're not, if you want a seat at the table, we need to see an actual real official USGA gin. Like none of this shit like I play like a 10, you know. And you might see that my gin is fake and it's lies. Go lie on your own then. Put fake scores.

I want to see an official. USG again. If you don't have it, you're not coming on. You know what I'll give you a lot of credit for, Joe, is that you don't care. Like, we have been throwing guys at you that are forehand. What was Moose? Moose was not saying he was a four, I think, four or five. This is a three point three. And that was official. So we're throwing guys at you that are five strokes better than you.

Maybe more, whatever your handicap is at now. But you're playing guys, it's not guys that are coming on that are the same handicap. You're putting yourself out there and it's never like you've been worried about it. Like we told you at the two, we told you at the three and you show up and you do it. And I think we got to really tip the cap to you for that. If I lose, I lose. I don't want to play 20s. And some of the guys I played people like, oh, you handpick guys that you can beat. It's embarrassing when I'm playing a guy like Dan from Langley and no one can keep a ball

in play and it's fucking tens and nines. Like that's not how I want to win. I want this series to be chirping and like intense. of course, but I also want to be some element of decent golf being played. And thus far, I think five episodes in, we have not really had any of that. So I'd like to change that. And if at least I'm not going to display it, I'd like the hater to come out and play decent. And like, you know, I don't want this to be fucking every episode of this to be an absolute

pillow fight. Yeah, I, maybe too. I got, I noticed that I probably get a little too excited for that series. Like, I, I, it's too much. Yeah, like, it's very, very, Jet pointed out on the last guy. It was like, Bob, like, you've been smiling for like 10 minutes straight. It's just so much fun to watch.

It's just, but yeah, I credit for you for putting yourself out there. I couldn't do it. There's no chance. I mean, FP, I don't think you would want to do it like a hater, like maybe play a guy competitively. It's the opposite of what you want to do when you play golf. You want to play golf with your friends that you have a good time with. That's what that's golf. This is the complete opposite of that.

It is playing golf with someone that you know doesn't like you and is there. For the only reason they are there is because they do not like you. And they're trying to beat you. That is not around the golf that anyone would sign up for voluntarily. Part of the problem, too, is I'm mentally one of the weakest. I've said it before. When it comes to golf, my mental game is as, week as it gets.

I'm not built for like competitive golf. I've never done that. So I need to kind of rethink the way that I approach these matches because I go in wanted to like knock these guys heads off or like, you know, or whatever. Like I get really like there's a ton of animosity and I let that affect me. If I either start playing well, I get way too high. And then as soon as I start playing badly and I'll lose like two, three, four holes in a road because I can't get a grip.

Like I can't just get myself to an even spot. And so that's a huge part of the problem. But yeah, normally when you golf, you want to play with your friends. It's fun. It's enjoyable. This is not that case to me. And every time I lose, it's fucking miserable. I hate it.

I feel like with the Tacomos. I feel like I'm letting people down. I thought you were going to get some heat finally taken off you because of the old sniff gate that went down. But it didn't like nothing happened. They just, Cutsi's just the main event now. What's going on, folks? It's FP.

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for 10% off your next set of tickets. That's 10% off any tickets with promo code BDS Podcast 10 big shout out to see i remember when sniff gate happened for those who haven't seen it fp farts on the t box and you hear me like go down and and sniff when i'm going to put my tea in i knew like right after time i'm like oh my god like that's going to be so bad on the video it's worse than i like it's just where i would say it's bad as i remembered it being because you could hear oh yeah well we started wearing those dreaded wires that cuts and hates. And so you could hear it.

It was right next to it. And those mics, you can boost the volume up as loud as you want. And I just crank that volume up all the way. Did you? Yeah. The fart reflex straight into the, it was like it was fucking, I don't like. I don't know. Regular sniff.

It was like a really sniffed in and then just did a long exhale as well. Man loves a good fart. I can tell you that much. Yeah. It's really, really wild. Yeah. It's really, really wild.

That's actually embarrassing. It just looks so much. I don't think I saw any comments about it, Bob. No. It just completely let you off the hook. I took a peek. You know what Joe, you know what I think you need to do?

And I don't want this to discourage people from commenting. I want them to keep commenting. Sure. But I'll take a peek in and just make sure that we still have the sauce. And then I'm out of there for the whole week. I take a good peek in. I'm gone the whole week. Yeah, you can make like Sunday the hater finding days or like Monday.

I took a peek. You want to know what the number one comment on this last video was? Would you like to take a peek on that, Bob? Just in case you want to take a peek. Let's pull it up. I'm sure it's still the number one comment. All right, here we go. Your number one comment from who is this fucking idiot?

J. Jake. Not Jack, okay? Bob getting more strokes in Joe is still is ridiculous. Bob has passed Joey and golf in the same way like how Joey has passed FP and LBs. Number one comment, 2,500 likes, 93 replies. That's a little peak, Bob. It doesn't take much to see. You know, I didn't tell you guys this.

We were at the, I didn't even tell you this, Judge. I didn't even want to bother. And then the kids went and got them. But we were at, we were promoting. the drink. FP was at a program, so I wasn't able to tell him, but he, um, he saw the story where these kids came up and, like, it was pretty crazy, like for kids to come up and ask, and Joe takes it like a champ. Like, he really does. He takes it like a champ, but there was a time during the meet and greet where I was like, this one was at a country club. So it wasn't like

a line meet and greet. It was a lot of the investors that were there and whatnot. So we were talking to them. I had to shit so bad. I'm like, I have to go to the bathroom. So I sneak think out and I run to the bathroom and I'm just sitting in the stall and I hear these kids coming to the bathroom and I hear the kids. He goes, I think he's flatter than FP. And they get like, no, you think he's like, yeah, I really do. I really think he's big. And then I hear one of them go, I'm going to ask him. And they're talking about this for a minute straight.

And I have my shirt in my mouth. It's like what a fucking mystery of life here? It was. Well, but it can't. You take it like a fucking champ. And by the way, I haven't gotten any better. The other guys lost 100 pounds, which I'm very happy. Yeah.

Did you walk out of the stall? What? Did you walk out of the stall? I had to grant that I wasn't ready, but I waited until I. Oh. By the way, these kids, these kids were diabolic. The one kid, it was actually. The kids were nice.

There was one diabolical kid. The same kid went up to Bob, showed him a video of him shaking. And he goes, is this you? The kid was a fucking diabolical little shit sting. All the other kids were really nice. It took a picture with all of them. But it's like, yo, I haven't gained any weight. I'm still, I'm under 250.

It's like, somebody's like, oh, so how does it feel like being 295? I'm like, 295. Man, I was saying, man. He had me laughing for literally. Yeah, I had the giggles with them for 24 hours straight. He just had me laughing my ass off. You can tell when Bob's in a giggly mood, because those stories just fire. And what a lot of people don't also see is like the ones that don't make the story,

make it into our group chat. And it's just firing pictures after picture after picture. I think it was for like 10 minutes straight the other day. You were just spamming them in that. The best, you know, my peak is when we're all on the plane, and we're getting ready. I was about to say, a long flight is a dangerous person.

He just gets deep and deep into his camera roll and nobody's safe. And if we're even near each other on the plane, like where we can like see something and then like turn and look at, like look at each other and like we're not having to laugh just through the group chat if we're around each other. But I have to imagine what people on that plane around like, us in a group or they're thinking. Well, Stubby's birthday was like

my birthday. Like when I woke up, I was like, oh, nice. Like, it's Stuby's birthday today. I woke up. I grabbed the cup of coffee and just went into that folder and threw out. You're a sick man, dude. Bangers, dude. The fucking, the McDonald's story, the contract about

cut it and half and double it, like those were the most goaded. There was one that I sent to the board. You can't put words in my mouth that are true. They are true. And then there's one that I sent to the that got denied and that's why we have the board. Remember later? What did you said?

Oh, it had to be horrendous. There's one that like sent in there and he's like, yeah, Bobby can. I was like, all right. Like, that's why we have the board. Dude, I think the four XL video is the best. I mean, the Cutsi Garage door, I guess, number one. That's number two. Like, it's the best video ever made.

Just everybody's just howling. I'm a fool. So good. That was in Virginia. Virginia or when jet he's like he's like jet what about you and chet's like I made the jump just brutal man that's a couple of that's all we are that's all we are you know it's a lot about that video too and i like think back on that night like we had all gone to dead like we had like we had all gone to our rooms we'd all said like good

night and then like i don't even know what like prompted everybody to just come back there was there was howling coming out of the room yeah you and tick and bob and i came in yeah everyone just heard laughing from that side of the house and everyone like got out of bed and went to see like what all the commotion was about and that's where you um were you there jaybone no no no pre jay bone wow yeah i uh that was great i uh that was great trip that was great he would have said that he wouldn't need to go down a shirt size you were like oh i'm a medium yeah i had nothing to do with that clip whatsoever he would have i made the jump i'm a medium i made the jump i'm a medium and i don't have a

six pack anymore i only got four pack the new thing coming from cussus jump up to an owl the new thing for him i don't i mean it's coming up in a video but jensen makes the claim we're talking about guys that back into their parking spots rather than just go straight in and he claims that he reverses into a spot faster than going head in and jensen i want to ask you do you stand by like i understand although i don't agree with being the guy that backs into spaces because i think it just takes longer, fine, we can have that argument, but you can't have the argument that you can back in faster than just going ahead. That's an argument that I don't think can be had.

I'm going to take the floor here to kind of explain my comment. It's your floor. And I request, I request after I get the words out before Joey gives his groan, that I can have some time to say what I was meaning. So what I meant by that is I back into. so much now just by default that I'm worse at pulling in. So it takes me like two or three tries to pull in. And so like I'm not saying I'm like the fastest back in the world, but I'm faster at backing in than pulling in because I'm bad at pulling in now. Fallas. How's he? It wasn't even me who

made it was F.P who was saying and by the way, what he said is is based off of just sheer physics. It was just like to back in, you've got to go out, pull back, and go in. When you pull in, you just turn in. And that was at peace point. It wasn't even mine. And it makes all the sense of the world. It's simple, just distance, right? Like, you pull in, it's this.

You probably have to go up in this. So it's just simply more. I am faster. You didn't say that back then. When you pull into a spot, you have to like reverse it to then get back in, correct? when you going forward, you can't do it in one shot? A lot of times, yeah, because, well, A, because it's a big problem. It's a big problem.

It's rear wheel drive. So it's like, it's harder to swing corners in a truck because it's longer. And so I'm telling, but I'm saying it was my personal like, I'm faster at reversing than pulling in. I didn't say statistically with the physics. It's faster to pull in or back in that is that my personal. opinion. Who was it in any of anything? It was that an impression?

No. That was an impression of this. He's right. But Jabo, no one's, when you make that argument, you almost imply that we're supposed to know that you don't know how to pull in normal to a parking spot. Great point. Well, I was going to get there, but then all the grounds and all that came out and I got shut down. And I was on the 18th hole at the old 17 at the old cock. Bill, yeah, to the next.

next subject, Jensen. I'm very excited for tomorrow. Now, we're filming this on a Friday. So tomorrow we're going to be doing the Gauntlet challenge. We're throwing a little bit of a wrinkle. We haven't done a gauntlet in a while and they always do well. The D-Man is going to be running back. So he's going to be the D-Man.

Again, okay? And here's a big reason why, okay? You have so many more rivalries in the sense of there is nothing that Jensen wants to do more than to beat you in that gauntlet. Sure, you could throw me out there, but Jensen's not going to want to beat me as bad as he's going to want to beat you. There's the you and Yams constantly going at it. And then we're also going to be throwing in a little wrinkle. Mason Nut is going to get the nod into the challenge, which I think that's going to throw just an interesting wrinkle.

Breezy's finest, breezygolf.com, awesome stuff just dropped. But the wrinkle, so Custas, like, I remember the last time where you clearly, like, you were beating them. Like, it looked like you were about to advance the first hole. And he backed out of that hole. How bad do you want? Like, I know. Like, we talked about doing, we talked about doing the gauntlet at the hotel. We were going to do it in New York.

And Johnson's like, I'll change my. my flight. To be there, to me, it's like, oh, he wants it bad. How bad do you want to advance a couple holes against the D man? Just the fact that I haven't won a gauntlet hole in general. I want it really bad. I'm a competitive guy, but I just want to smoke that guy in the bottom right. I want to.

We haven't played. I don't think since I moved down here, we played actually against each other, one v one. Well, we played, Bob, you miss it. The one day that you weren't at HQ. We did a simulator. me and Judson played six holes, okay? I beat him.

Did I know about this, by the way? I beat him, okay, because I did. I had a lower score than he did. And he told me that it was not fair. It was a cheat because I went into, like, one of the shots I went left, and he was thinking I was going to be out of bounds, but the simulator did not count it as an out-of-bound shot.

So I then continued to play the hole, and I tied him on the hole, and he was like, well, no, you didn't win. I was like, I'm looking at the school. And I meet you and he keeps, he kept saying, well, no, it was not fair. It was not. It was you cheated. I was like, how do you cheat on a simulator?

We only played like seven or eight holes. It wasn't a full match. And second of all, I, I still won that hole. But my point was more or less that, like, you were hitting out of somebody. You lost them. No, it was outside of the pool. But I think the simulator is pretty spot on on if you're OB or not. usually but I guess there was a slight hiccup in that regard because he was literally inside

but how is that my friend really gave me the shop off and then at the end of it which we kept playing we played we said we were going to play seven holes like it was announced we weren't going to do a whole match by the end of it I was ahead of him in the score I said oh it was nice it was close but I I barely edged you and he goes no you didn't win that doesn't count I'm with Joe, I mean, how could you not be with you? Like, how was it me? If you won that, would you have been like, oh, no, it didn't count because of that? I did win that hole because he took him four shots.

You didn't win the match, though. I know. I'm talking about the hole. We actually tied the hole. I can call Teddy over. The match is all that matters. I went up and down and made like a 20-foot pod, and he was furious that we tied the hole. You can't just play a match and then just point out one hole you want.

on like that I was talking about the hole I thought we were talking about the whole yeah he won the match if I mean if I had won the match no I mean you I don't but you were arguing and if you if you think I'm lying you're arguing and I could call Teddy because he was there that it didn't count because they should have counted that my one shot as an OB shot and because of that we actually I didn't win we would have tied that was your claim yes unless I'm mistaken yeah thank you Um, there's a lot of people, Bob, by the way, who, A, they think for a hater episode, I should play Jensen and also that I should play the guy above me, Mr. Olerud himself, because there is some animosity there. I'll play you. I, I, listen, you, at a certain point, though, it's like, if you have a rival, because he won't make it past six.

If, if, if, he's going to quit is what I meant. If every, like, if everybody has like a beef, like, like, cuts. there's like this common theme of people having these these like a beef with you who well you got me you got cusses you got our entire audience like so and then you're saying like no like they don't like i'll put you in a match if you want you'll be me well me and jet where you're saying the entire audience of bob the sports hates me no but that's what you were implying you were applying before in an exaggerated fashion i don't think they do i think there's a lot of ogees who are fans and i think that the hater series has brought out a lot of a lot of a lot of

of people who are chirping. Now, I will be the first to say, I am not universally like because I am very out there and that's fine. But, but, but I, I think there's a lot of, I still think there's a lot of cutsy support and, and I do appreciate it. But you do, there's, there is some animosity. Now, I will say Jets, one of my best friends and Jensen and I've become quite good friends. I haven't known him nearly as long, so I'm not going to call my best friend, but he's, he's a guy that I would go to bat for. And if somebody who was outside of our group, like, started picking a fight with Jensen, I would come in throwing haymakers to defend him.

But I do think that there's times where production, and by the way, it didn't happen with Ticket. Tickett and I were very close. We never had any animosity where we have not always seen eye to hide. So maybe we do an 18-hole stroke play where you guys go tag team versus me. You like your odds there, Shick?

No, I don't. You're saying them in the screen. Bramble versus you beat? No. No, like nine holes, Jensen, nine holes, jets. Oh, no, I don't even like our odds in a scramble. Yeah, I thought you were saying. I'm not good enough to play the two of them in a scramble.

I thought that you were saying. I think you are. I've yet to see, and again, I'm not fucking Jason Day, but I've yet to see Custis have any sort of like, like performance that I've been like, like this could do something. I've yet to see it. I've only heard about it. I get to see it. Every time I'm out there, it's fucking baseball.

So I don't know. I will come to Jay Bones' defense. We went out the other day to PGA National, and the kid was striping the ball. Now, you shot on 100. The short game was an issue. Your short game and your chipping was a problem. But you hit most fairways, hit it hard.

And honestly, hit the ball very well, I would say. There you go. There's also a pressure factor. Like in the gauntlets, I've noticed when there's like a put, he needs two putts from like, and I'm not, again, don't come at me if you're that I'm trash at golf too. But in, in like a needing two putts from 15 feet, sometimes that turns into three puts when there's a little pressure on in some golf.

Yeah, I'm not, I'm not a pressure player. I've been like that my whole life in golf at least. Like other, like when I played soccer, I was okay, but like golf for, whatever reason. I just any kind of pressure, any type of like, I need to make this put. I need to start playing better. I can't do it. I don't know what it is. Jed, if you played like the way that you did in the internet invitational, I think you could arguably be, most guys. Like for sure, me, Bob, definitely Jensen. I'm not FP, but like I think that you would be like arguably the way you played at the internet invitational. I think you were like,

you look dialed. So if you could tap into that. I like blacked out for a few days. there, but, like, I'm hoping to do it again, but I guess so. I also, I was taking it very seriously. Like, I don't know if I've ever, I guess in some of our matches I've taken a little seriously, like a group, like, YouTube, like, uh, gauntlets. But, like, other than that, we don't, everything, every time I play golf is just to fuck around. And I'm not saying I could just turn it on because I can't, but I was taking that

very seriously. You know change we've been putting into the channel that we've been doing a lot? We've been pumping out a lot of stroke play. Like, there was a time where we were just doing olden these scrambles. We've played fucking five majors. in the past two weeks, it feels like. We're doing the Come Challenge. Like, there has been

a mix of, I guess you could say competitive golf, but at least the stroke play golf that we've really changed up to. I mean, a ton of videos. A couple things on the horizon. So we have the Gauntlet, which I'm excited for tomorrow. I think that those are always fun videos. Gauntlet and then Bryson. We have the Bryson collab coming in.

So we're going to be filming with him next week. what we're going to do, not sure. Bryson is one of our best Ws in the 3V1. I think we likely will do the 3V1. That's one of the better Ws I think we've had. I think the ROM nine holes beating him was huge because, you know,

he gets competitive, so you really got to go out and beat him. The Bryson W is big, and we got a rematch coming. Yeah, got to think he wants that one a little bit there. That one had to hurt. We played, do we, I'm trying to remember. I was so long ago, like, whether we played well or we just caught him on a day,

I can't even really remember, to be honest with you. I think we played pretty good. From what I mean, we all ham and egg did, I think. We all kind of contributed and made putt and I don't think he played terrible. But yeah, I think we had some birdies early on. And yeah, I think we played decent. Yeah. You guys almost broke 50 on his channel.

So you must have been playing good. That finished was not. Yeah, it was one of the all-time video. That video had everything. It's one of the best videos we've ever recorded, I feel like. Well, for his channel, but one of the better YouTube videos, I think we've done, we've been a part of. That was a lot of fun. Dude, is the PGA this week?

And by this week, I mean next week? Yeah, I think so. I think it is next week. Yeah. Yeah, it is. And it's at. Aronaming. Oh, Aronim.

Have you played there? I have not, no. been out there, but I haven't played it. Oh, Cuts, you never played there? I love it. The PGA's a, it's, it's, it's an underrated, not under, I guess an underrated from a major perspective, because it probably falls last, but, listen, it might be time for Jordan Speed. Just saying.

Oh, my God. Career Grand Slam. The career grand slam. I think, oh, no, Scotty Shuffer would be the U.S. Open for the career grand set, but like, they, they, and Rory just got it. And I don't know if there's anybody else who's, who's on the precipice, as they say. Isn't ROM close? No, well, he needs two more.

He needs two more, okay. But Brooks. Brooks. Brooks. Brooks. He's one of the Masters and the Masters. And he's won a US Open to PGA. Yeah.

He lost to ROM and the Masters. But I forgot. Okay, the PGA next week. Jordan Speath. All right. Carry on. All right. First question comes from Back Nine, Benjee.

Create the best fast food meal. main side and drink but must be from different places. I'm out on this one. Start from the top. You start us off, Stu. Yeah, it is.

Why is you out, Jeff? Well, because you got, I just pale in comparison in terms of my expertise of fast food. You call, what?

Yeah, I know. What are you saying right now? No, no, no, no, no. I got in the game late. I got in the game late. We can't just with the bang jobs, dude.

What are you up to here? You're going to act like you don't know fast food like we do? Like, what, who are you doing? That's a pretzel. Yeah, don't let, don't let Joey hear you say you're watching your calories. I was showing the utmost respect is what I was doing. And it's being quisting. You don't get it.

You don't know a fucking fast food menu. I fuck with it. If I got to pick a burger. I'm taking the baconator. If I got to pick a burger, I'll tell you that. much. You know what? I'll do the whole thing.

McDonald tries. No, no, no, no. Yeah, you go one and then go around. I did. Okay, give me the baconator. Stu? Okay, so we're doing just the main and circling back to the side. Is that what you're saying?

No, fuck with. Yeah. Shit. Ah. Crunch rap? That's a really good one. I think it crunch trap supreme. That's where I'm headed with that.

What's your side? I've said this before and I'm going to stick to it. I know where you're going. I'm going to die on this hill and maybe no one in the world has had them. But those Wendy's fucking breakfast potatoes are so god-bend. They are so good. They're underrated. And then drink, I guess.

Shit, I fuck this up because I would have gone by a blast. Fuck. Maybe just like a milkshake from McDonald's. Is that crazy? No. Yeah, but McFurray? Ooh, McFlurie. That's not really a drink.

Do you say dessert? It can be. Can you drink? Yeah, you can take our own rules around here. Yeah, yeah. You could turn that into a drink real quick. Let it melt a little bit or a straw in there. I'll do mine.

Yeah, go ahead. I'll do the McDonald's quarter-pounder made to order. No, sorry, sorry, not McDonald's quarter-piner. I'm going to do... No, I'm changing it. Wendy's.

I'm doing Wendy's, Dave's double, McDonald's fries, and a Baja blast. Oh, sensation. doing that Arby's beef and cheddar. I'm going to do McDonald's fries. Nice. I'm going to do Wendy's Frosty, and I'm going to do Baja Blast.

You added the next year. You added the category. You double dipped. What is a good play. Oh, yeah. We're so fat. Is dairy queen fast food? Yeah.

I think so. I think it's going to drive through. It's got to drive. Those fries are good. Glissor. I was going to toss Blizzard in the dessert mix. There you go. You know what Arby's does, Bob, and I'm sure you do know this.

Of course you know this. I don't know if they still do them. They used to have something called a, God, this is fat. The concrete, do they still have that? No, isn't concrete Sonic? Sonic. No, that's a... Caldors, Colbers.

Let me say it's something. And if so, I'm a real bad ambassador because I thought concrete was Sonic or Culvers. Culvers could sound, right? I'm going to imagine that Google search. It's not good. It's not good. Ah, shit. I'm on the move here.

Arby's type dessert. Smoke a shake. I think Jake Shack is concrete. There's a place called Andes that does concrete mixers, but I don't know. Dude, man, the FBI has to go to, like, Stubi's computer. Like, they think they got them on something, and then they go to, like, his Google search, and it's like, what dessert does Arby?

Yeah, concrete mixers is... Big, quasi-leaders. Colts, no. Yeah, you're right. No, no, Jaybon was right. Culvers is known for concrete mixers. Oh, shit. It does it.

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