Bob Does Sports Podcast - Bob Does Sports Ranks BEST Meals of 2023!

Episode Date: January 10, 2024

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Do you know what I think might be the best meal of 2023? You got a delivered cone. They put the cone to the side. You scoop ice cream in. Is this a food podcast now? And when you've got three bags of food and one drink, it's like, Daddy's back. We're not. I'd rather have two bids under my belt when we have that meal.

It tastes better. Yeah. What about one podcast? We've had a lot of meals. Edinburgh McDonald's hit different, dude. I had Raising Cains for the first time this year. Would you like cane sauce? Yeah, do you want it?

Let's talk about the game. Congrats to Washington on winning it all. I think Michigan covers the four and a half. Michigan is going to smash the shit out of all. It's going to leave on top, national championship, and he's going to go to the Chargers. Yeah, I like that call. I don't understand why.

Like, if you're Jim Harbaugh, by the way, welcome Bob to Sports Podcast. Come to hear from El Segundo, top golf, Callaway event here. But if you're Jim Horrible, why would, like, He's got it made. He's got it absolutely made. It's the Pete Carroll move. Yeah.

All of the whole house of cars. The Holy Grail winning a Super Bowl. You're going to get all these sanctions against you. So you just go to the NFL. And you actually help yourself because you don't have to deal with any punishments, show calls. And you help the school because the school is just like, well, the dude that did it left us. Like, you can't bang us because he's gone. And then everybody's fine.

Oh, yeah. Everybody wants to be a kid Carol. It's the classic Pete Carroll. Well, no, Michigan's going to get slapped with some violations. But not nearly as bad as if he was still the coach. Pete Carroll left USC in just pieces. But not nearly as bad as if he had stayed there. That's true.

Some say they still haven't recovered. USC was cool as shit when back in the day. Oh, it was the coolest. Do you remember Dwayne Jarrett? Played wide receiver number 11? Dude, they used to be wide receiver to Dwayne Jarrett. Mike Williams? Remember Mike Williams?

Yeah, yeah. good he was. Brace Butler. Shout out to you. The show. You're a friend of the program. He might be downstairs. He could very well be downstairs.

Not of big names downstairs. You remember John David Booty? I sure do. Yeah, you did. You can throw a spiral, man. They were good, man. It's still like, imagine being a college kid and you get to spend four years in L.A.

Yeah. That's pretty sick. That's pretty cool. You know, that's a good place to go play football. Who was the... Ray Maloluga? Sure. Lindell White?

Yeah, wide receiver from the San Francisco 49ers that Haribol had when Kaepernick was the quarterback. Oh, Braylon. You talk of the best? Not Braylon Edwards. Was he a tight end? Michael Crabtree.

Where did you? Texas, Texas, Texas. Graham? Ram? Ram that? Bratree. He had that game winning catch. In Texas.

Oh, it was to be Texas. Texas. Texas had 16 wide receivers all at once on the field. Yeah, do you remember it was a while? Like the air rate. Mike Leach, rest of peace, was coaching times and he shoved a kid in a shed because he couldn't run routes. Allegedly. Allegedly.

I said rest and peace. By the way, he was one of the funniest college football coach, one of the funniest coaches of all time. Do you heard him talk about golf? No. He's got this whole bit about golf and marriage. Like, he, people knew that he would go off on like just random tangents. So he'd ask him the most like, outlandish stuff about like life. And he would sit there and talk about it for like,

He'd give you no answer on his offense of the day, but he'd give you seven minutes about why golf's a waste of time. And it was like kind of a bit, but kind of wasn't. And then he was just like, I love Tennessee. You guys gave me a lot of shit when I said it would be my dream place to play. And then they beat Alabama. And it was the craziest thing ever. And it was vindication for me. I didn't say it.

But it was. I also forgot my black sweatshirture today. So I'm not sure. I didn't get the memo. But, um, but yeah, that's my take on it. I tell you what if you're a cornerback, you sure is shit. Turn around for that ball. You're going to make a play on that ball.

Turn around for the ball. I spot the ball correctly. I will say, I think cornerback is the hardest position in all of sports. I have to stay. Did you see this thing that they were doing where they did the all-white team versus all-black team? And there was not a single white corner. Seahorn. So they were trying to put Christian McCaffrey as a cornerback because there's not.

I don't think there's one white corner in the entire league. Not anymore. Not since Jason Seahorn. Jason Seahorn was in New York Johnny. He was, and he was a good. That's a good pole. I thought he was a safety for some reason. I think I honestly believe he may have been the last.

Who was the safety for the Buccaneers? Jesse Armstead. It was a good team, dude. Yeah. Who was the safety for the foundation for some of the best defenses that the NFL's ever seen? Sure. Who was the linebacker there? At that time, dude.

All I know is my backyard, South Jersey, Sicklerville. We had about 50 yards. and I was just Jason Seahorn all day, dude. Yeah. All day. I was just out there, just backpedaling, turning around for balls. Press coverage? We used to play flag football in like a real flag football league,

and I played quarterback, and I was aggressive as hell. I believe it. You got five yards. There was a flag that went past me. One thing to be aggressive, it's the other thing to be angry. Aggressive as hell. I would play aggressive. We used to do pickup basketball,

and I'd have like four fouls within the first 10 minutes. Yeah. I can say. You know my favorite thing about the corners, when they line up press, that's great combo. That's great, right? Like, that's cool. I love it. I love it when there's a last second, like a second before they snap and the corner runs up real quick on the guy from like he was 10 yards back and he runs up last second and just smokes them.

That reminds me. I love that. That makes me happen. That reminds me of my newest pet peeve in football is on third and eight when they play off coverage. Can't play off. the first down marker. Can't do that. And the Eagles will, it's always the Eagles.

They run to the marker and they turn around and the defense is just backing, backing up. On their heels, easy first down. I'm sick of it. It's Bradbury too, specifically. No, but I'm talking about the Eagles' offense always converts third and a. If you play defense and it's third down, plant your damn feet at the marker and make a tackle. If you're going to play off coverage, why is your first step backwards at the snap? You're already back.

You can go backwards, but you got it. Why start? Why at the snap? Just know where the marker is. know where the first down is. Well, it's like Jets Pet Peeve when it's third and one and they line up in the shotgun. He gets absolutely furious. And there's a phenomenon

in college football where guys don't know how to go under center, so they're taking meals in the shotgun now. They've been doing for a few years now. It'll be fourth, and they're snapping the ball, and they're taking a knee. Get under center, cup the guy's butt, take the ball, go on your knees, and that's it. What are we doing?

There's some team swiping now that right when they snap it, they try and just dive under the air. They look So that's why they're doing the shotgun. Someone did it. Someone did it, and it was a high school game. They did it with the spike. So the nose guard slides under the center and catches.

I saw that on a spike. Intercepts a spike. It was a Eagles. Did they do it? It was a high school game, no? I saw it in the NFL. It was a high school game that got done successfully, so they tried it in the NFL.

He didn't do it, but it was like, they were like, oh, yeah, he must have seen the video. The problem is. So it's an interception. Yeah. That is insane. The odds of getting it are so, it's so hard to do, but you also look so ridiculous when you do it. It's a lose, loose.

If you don't pull it off, you're just laying there. You look dumb. Yeah. Looks so dumb. I would, like, if I was the center, I would just fall, like, I would just ass down on them, you know? In other news, guys, just to, like, do it. I just realized this is like the last time for probably a while that we're all going to be in out late again. Oh.

Yeah. It's pretty wild that you're wet. Your last week is this week is insane. The fact that you're the first to get to Jupiter. He's the king of false starts, dude. Jen says it. He's the king of false starts. If I say I'm going to do something, I'm going to do it.

I'm going to do it right away. You did, yeah. By the way, when Jet did turn to Joe, we were watching that game, Jets's like, if you played football, you would lead the league of false starts. He just calls everything early, dude. I'm excited. I don't know if it's early. No, you're actually making the right play.

I think the thing is, it's just like, if we're going to do it, let's just do it. We did say January. Yeah, I mean, everybody said,

and all of a sudden, I go in January. I said, next year. We were all shocked when you were like, yeah, I'm January,

I was the last one to really be all in on the idea. And this young man to the right of me was like, we got to do it. It's for the channel. It's for the best thing for everybody. And I was like,

all right, well, you know, and it's like, okay if I'm going to do it I'm going to do it and then it's like everybody's like February maybe March we are doing it it it is the best thing for the channel

and for our families I agree I agree but I'm not I'm not going to sit there and wait I'm just going to do it excited I'm stressed man I tell you there is nothing more and by the way Nicole's done like 90% of the work the 10% that I have done has been very stressful

but moving I think is the number one thing I hate most in life I really do I've not moved purposely for seven years out of my crappy apartment because I'm telling myself that I'm saving money. But it's really because I'm just too lazy to do it. Yeah. It's honestly, it's important. Yeah, it's important, but it's hand-up accountability.

I tell you right now, moving stinks. And Bob, I feel like you either you or ticket. Ticket has moved so many times. I've moved at least 15 times. By the way, though, the difference of Ticket, your move was silent. as far as you going. Joe's told me every single day about his move what he has to. I'll call Joe in the morning and be like,

oh, yeah, hey, Bob, I'm just, you know, changing my mailing address. I got to go over to the DMV. I got to do that. It's tough,

Bob, this is moving. Ticket, I showed up to him dinner. He's like, yeah, I'm going to Jupiter. He's like,

I'm packed. I'm going to go on. I called him the other day. I was like, I was like, oh, sorry, I was like, oh, I guess it's not that late where you are.

He's like, I'm in Charleston. I was like, I was like, what? I got the Airbnb in LA. He said, yeah, I just left early. It's like, I'm gone. Yeah, I'm never going back. I was like, yeah, he didn't say a word.

He just did it. This guy over here was traveling. I can't stand telling people my business. And seeing them look, seeing them look away for choosing. Like, if I'm telling someone something, they're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then they come right back. I can't take them looking away. I don't think they're interested.

They don't want to hear it. I know I don't want to hear it about other people. I don't want to bird. people with a long story of moving that you don't, you don't want to hear it. You don't want to hear it. I told you I was in Charleston one day. It was fun.

I was like, oh, damn. Actually, it made me, it comforted me knowing that it was just that easy. It's not easy. They ain't that easy. Tickets also lived like 10 lives. He went to freaking Machu Picchu.

Every time I move, I lose a little bit more stuff. I get attached to a little bit less. I get rid of stuff. This is about my 15th move, so I had almost nothing but the clothes on my back. That's not a bad way to be. He's been in the same. This guy's been, like you said, in the same apartment for seven years.

It's insane. The amount of shit that you accumulate over. You only have two closets. I know, but I got rid of six garbage bags full of clothes. Before he got any sort of apparel deal, every time we went to film, Joe would never do laundry. Because you don't have any unit laundry. Yeah, that's right.

So what you would do, you'd always talk about how I got to go to Roger. you're done and I got to buy clothes for the trip. Every single, no. I'd be like, I need something electric out of you. Stop. I'm like, damn, dude, I don't have that much money. Every time I'm buying a polo, it's 70 bucks. Dude, every trip we went on.

You went and bought all the clothes for that week every week. He did it every month. He went and bought six golf clothes. I wanted to keep the people guessing, man. Joe was talking about like how much he's like been packing and all that and everything that he's had to do. I texted Raina, who's the cleaning lady. I saw if she could come over for it.

She goes, no, Mr. Rob, I can't do Friday. I pack for Joe. He said, Joe. What? She's coming over. She's spending. I pay for Joe. I pay her for two hours to help Nicole pack the kitchen stuff.

So he's saying they've got to pack the kitchen stuff. Yeah, there's a lot of kitchen stuff. What are you talking about, Joe? Just pull it out, you wrap it, and you put it in a box. It's a lot of work. I told him. This is what I told him. This is what I told him about the moving thing.

When you're on the front end of a move, right? That's when you have the time constraint, right? Because you're moving, right? When you're moving from somewhere, that's when you have a drop-dead date. What you need to do is you just pack everything. You just get everything into a box. And then when you get there, you have nothing but time. That's when you open up the boxes and you decide, do I want to keep it or not.

I don't have nothing but time. You have nothing but time. I got to leave for Scottsdale five days after I move. What if you worked 40 hours a week, Joe? I used to work 60 hours a week I imagine that never move I will say I didn't move I didn't move

I was in for seven years after me By the way Can I ask a serious question How do you move The only time I've ever moved I didn't own anything By the way Do you own things now?

I have more shoes Like how do I win the chest Get a couple of extra boxes Chocolate But I'm saying You have prime energy drinks I get All the pictures

The airport office, you're going to have to find these new locations for all your making. You're going to know because the delivery shit. Your whole excuse this whole fucking time was that, oh, the packages like don't come to my building. You're going to be in the suburbs of Jupiter. Well, who says I'm moving to the suburbs? I'm saying Jupiter is a suburb as far as I'm concerned.

He's got a penthouse in West Palm. Three stories. He bought the building. He got shares in the golf courts. Benin Kahn. Still not built. But it's nice. There's no excuse.

There's no excuse. There's no excuse to be sending meat to the Pickford office anymore. It'll still be called the Pickford office. But with that being said, if you got some goods... He still has issues with his delivery, though. Because he's behind a gate.

You mean at his new place? I've sent him a shirt. No, no, but that's fine. And it gets sent back to me. To chat. To LA. But LA, I understand. The Pickford office is our...

But from here on now. But in Jupiter, there's no way. He's not going to have those issues. It's going to go to studio or the content house. But why? Why can't they send it to your house? Or his parents' house. What if it's stuff you want?

Yeah. It's motivation. Your mom would pick up everything. And it's motivation for everybody to get there early. The earliest person to get to the office. Get it's whatever you want. He sent me on Halloween. I open up and it's a box of chocolates.

No, it was Mr. Beechel. I remember this. You told me you were going to do it. I was like, yes. So I was like, oh my God, I was like, happy Halloween for Mr. Beast. I was like, it said it was like, last person to finish it. I open it. It's like this big box.

like a skull and I opened it. Hold on. I opened it and it was like one of those like fucking Halloween. Like, we went flying. No fucking way. That's awesome. They went to scared. It scared the shit.

Oh, I wanted to see that so bad. It was the highest vertical leap I've ever done. With that being said, delicious chocolates. Really? Was there shit everywhere? Was it confetti and shit? No, it was all just little bars of chocolate. Did it just sprang with everywhere?

We got to eat your way out of that. And I did. Yeah. And I did. It's like a combination of like a Kit Kat and like a Twix. It was like, it was pretty good. I have a question. If we get an office, do we have office responsibilities?

Like is one person responsible for like tidying or sweeping? Is one person responsible for like? Well, I think if we have an office, we would have a cleaning crew. Oh. Like, do we have like specific responsibilities? Are we that? No. No.

No. No. We can't we just clean it ourselves? This is the least of our worries. I'm just saying like he could be in charge, like Ticket would be in charge of all the pod equipment and all that stuff. Well, Jensen's handling the pod. It's actually nice.

It's way better than fucking sweeps. What am I responsible for? Everything else. Don't all these office buildings have like crew? Am I crazy? Yeah. I mean, no. Yes and no.

Not necessarily. You can participate in it. How about this? Me just give me a desk. Come me up. Desktop. Do you want one of those like comfy chairs.

You talking about next year? I'd rather, I'm saying this, I'd rather, it's Martin Borgmeier. I think we will get better bang for our buck. For a house? Where we turn one room,

we black out one room, we black out a room and make it a pod studio. We make one of the bedrooms in office for you guys, make two of the bedrooms. We put a bunch of beds in the other room for like,

crashing. No. You can sleep there. You can't live there. You can't live there. You can sleep there every day of the year? The house is a great. Yeah, as long as you have

another place. You can sleep there until you make a hole in one on the simulator. And then we set up, we set up, we set up the living room for like live streams. And we have like parties. It's not, it's, in theory, it's not a bad idea. In practicality, it could be, it could be bad. Here's what we need. I need it. I need it. Here's two things we need. Yeah. We need a big island

in the kitchen. Yeah, definitely. For food. For spreads. All right. And we need a dining room of a size that we can put a simulator in it. We're putting a simulator in the dining room? I mean, we're not going to table in the dining room. There are no basements in Florida, right?

No, no basements in Florida. Are there upstairs? There are, I mean, you have like, you can have like a playroom. Wait, there's no garage in Florida. I miss basements. Oh, there's no basements in Florida. Really?

You're at sea level. There's no basements here either. I mean, LA either. There's aligators underground. There's got to be basements. No, not here. It's too wet. The soil's too wet.

There are. I've been in here. In L.A. They're just not very common. Yeah. They're like, because the land sloped. You know what I mean? Like in the Hollywood Hills.

Yeah. By the way, I miss basements are special, man. Do basements are a five? Yeah. You know it's a good basement? Everything goes in a basement. Your mountain house has a nice basement. Yeah, but that's not really a basement.

It's kind of a basement. But it's on the, it's on ground level in the back. Yeah. It's honestly. I had a basement when I grew up. That's where all the shenanigans. It's based. I had a fire finished basement.

We played basketball. We played baseball. We played baseball. Everything in there. Pool table. Oh. Big surround sound TV.

Fuseball table. The house in Florida didn't that have a basement? The one with the movie theater and everything like that? No, it felt like a basement to me. You're going in at a different level and then the back. Because it's on a slanted hill.

That's the only way you're going to get a basement. I'd go back there. I'd go back there. I'd go back there. I'd just know what I think might be, sorry to bring this about food, but low-key, the best meal of 2023?

Hold on. Somebody asked that question on a podcast. podcast that I was into and I heard it and I know what's your meal low-key I think one of the best meals Don't say it's not. Were we all there for it? Every one of us. Let's all guess. Was it on a trip?

I'll give you a hint. It wasn't at a restaurant. I got it. It was on a trip. I think we. I think are we singing that same thing? Go on three. I don't know it, but go on three.

One, two, three. Good fellas. Oh. Was it Goodfellas? No and no. Not Joe's parents? It was an order? We ordered?

Uh, it took it out. Took it out. Is it fast, I haven't had any, not say I haven't had anything like, because I had. Oh, I got it. I got it now. Is it the fried chicken in Virginia? It's the fried chicken in Virginia? It's the river.

I don't know if it was the best. Shout out, uh, shout out River Market and Whitestone Virginia. Sure. That was really good. That was. Sides. Yeah. And I had it with a Miller light.

Mm-hmm. And it just hit so good. And then you take the chicken out with you onto the boat. Oh, it was just, that shit, now that you say that, that shit hit hard. The chicken was delicious. I'll give them that much. The size was good. We had the cold mac and cheese, and we realized they had the warm mac and cheese.

That changed everything. Joey D, what was your favorite meal of the year? Favorite meal of the year, man, we've had a lot of meals. Yes, we have. Yes. We have a lot of meals. Damn, that is really hard for me to guess. On like a Bob to a sports trip?

Yeah. Bob to Sports trip. Tickets like the double quarter pounder when we were. That Edinburgh McDonald's hit different, dude. I'll tell you. I got one for you. I'll tell you the best restaurant we've been to, in my opinion. Raios?

And for Bob to a sports trip is Nick and Sam's. I think in Texas is... Sure. was my favorite. But you know, low-key a meal that I really enjoyed just because it's kind of flowed into the rest of the night? What was it nice? What is Nick and Stan? What was this?

What night was this? I thought you were there with him. He wasn't on the show yet. We went twice, though. No, we went with Garrett. We went another time again. We went another time. He wasn't there. Oh, you guys went. We went to the club after? Yeah. Oh, damn. That was amazing.

Yeah. That was a great meal. They had a huge freaking tower. That was pre-ticket era. So that wasn't this year? No, it was over a year ago. Okay. You know what was it?

Was it a good meal? Was when we were in Jupiter altogether and whose birthday were we celebrating? Was it your birthday or was it tickets? It was somebody's birthday. And then we went out afterwards with Fergum, we said we were just going to do one. In Orlando,

Jacksonville. Jacksonville. Jacksonville. That was Bob's birthday. Where do we eat? Where do we eat that one restaurant? And it was that place. We were right near the wine cellar.

That was a really good dinner. That place that good? It was pretty fucking good. That was one of our best nights out. I mean, overall, it was just a great experience. Yeah, yeah. It was an awesome, awesome experience. That was our best night out.

We all went to Reyes one night. The evening we found out who Ducky O'Toole was. Do you remember that? That way where? We all went to Ray O'Shous. I know. You were there?

Cutsi, were you there? We went to Rios and sat in the back. Oh, yeah. I know my mouth. I had raising canes for the first time this year in Arizona. Did you like cane sauce or the cane sauce? Yeah, do you want, it was like, do you want the two drinks?

Would you like lemonade or sweet tea? All I wanted was the cane, what was it called? The Cani-A-Chi-A-Comp? It was the first time I'd ever had, I'd heard of it. When me and you, Yams, put together a little something was Sleem the dream. Astros and a Mastro. You guys put the Mastro.

We went to Mastro. That was the first, that was the first business card slap on the wrist. Yeah. That's when we started. That's where we started. throwing our own cards. You know we have a good dinner when we throw the we throw the company card in with our own

car. We go put 200 on that one and then put the rest on these cards. You know what's the best dinner? I've got it. Josh Allen dinner. I was going to say no one said Josh. That's a good. That was a good. That was that a team of reps here, man. That was the best dinner. That was the best

fucking dish. How about Joe's stone crab in Miami? Sure. That was so good. Well, you guys weren't there for that either. I wouldn't dare for that one. Or the iconic initiation Red Lobster dinner. I still haven't had one of those.

How about, actually, you need it and you need it. You know what? We're going to be in Scottsdale. No, we're not. How about when we go back to Scottsdale? We're going to be in for two different weeks.

I had a great sushi meal with Bo Hossler and Jason Gore at the sushi broker. Jason Gord? Jason Gorman. He picked up the whole tap. Bless his heart. Who did? Jason Gore.

Yeah. Like put half of those company cards and make Sons slide you I got one for you at you now. Okay. Okay.

Good. Let's hear. After Bo Hossler or big wave. Yes. Javier. Javier.

Javier. Javier. Javier. It's really good. I can believe how fast the water is being refilled. Next to the

Ashton Martin deal. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. He's tested in an Austin Martin after. You see two both this. This is when I realized.

This is when I realized. I hit my guy out. What the outside world... Oh, yeah, your guy, your guy, your ass... I told her about it. He's the best. He's the best. I think the outside world feels...

The outside world feels... The outside world feels differently about what we're actually doing. Because we get these DMs when a guy's like, yeah, I've got the Ashton Martin dealership here in Newport Beach. Let me know if you ever would come take a test drive. It's like, dude, you don't understand how, like, money works in YouTube and, like, there's five of us. And, like, the way our, you know, the way... savings account. a checking account works.

I got to move some money over on my savings account over the checking account. And so I was like, yeah, I'm looking for a new, I'm looking for a new car. I'll come take a test drive. So you and I getting this two-seater

coop, Ashton Martin. And the guy's like, don't be afraid to open her up on the thing. He's like, there's a cop that sits down there sometimes, but other than that, he's like,

it's 55, but don't be afraid to hit 90. And I was like, Jesus Christ. That thing had some purder. It was, cooking up a nice carousel. I wanted to get in under the wire before

for New Year's. But that was going to be one of the videos in there. I have a video of you getting in that mine. By the way, we really should do, I mean, everybody had their carousel. I still want a carousel out of you because you did your trip. I was going to look for. Reels are like, it's carousel.

I want a carousel from you. I spent a lot of time editing that reel. And you don't have much time. And you know what? I bang myself because I posted it. I posted it. I posted it so late in the New Year's that everybody was out. It did terribly.

I am. At the time you posted me. Why? I just wanted to get out before New Year's. When you know carousels hit so hard, why did you care? Why did you do the real? I like the real because I like the videos. And with the carousel, most of them are pictures.

Carousel is the carousel. I told you my, we were talking about New Year's resolutions. My real resolution. More content? Yeah, okay. My real one is post more content, which includes Wow. Carousel.

The carousel posts are out of control. Being able to do a picture video. I love doing picture video, picture video, is the most fun thing to create. You know why I did a reel? I'm realizing is there was so many good things that I wanted to put in that you can only do what's

part of the carousel. It's part of the game. Part of the game is picking what you get. That's not that much. When I did my carousel, I went through my entire 23, everything in my camera roll. It took me like eight hours. That's a great eight hours.

But then what I did was I'd find all the good stuff and I'd throw it into a carousel album. And then I ended up with like 50, like good quality shit. And then the hardest part was the whittalick from the 50 down to the 10. Yeah, that's really hard. But then with half videos and half days, it was tough. What do you think the most iconic photo of all of us is? I think it's got to do that Jupiter boat picture. Yeah.

I mean, but the Swalican Bridge is pretty good too. Yeah, that's a really good one. That's a contender. Jet, um, Jet pulled one, uh, not a picture, but a video up that I hadn't seen of us on that Jupiter boat. We were beyond. We were feeling free. And it was a fun. I got some bad ones of you on that boat. I got some bad ones. You too. Are dude. Do you remember him at the end? Show. He's like, face down. He was getting in that ass up position on someone else's boat. It's like, dude, you're not, you're not in bed yet.

Bob, Bob, Bob was not fair. That night was a shit, like, All things, anything went that night. Bob orders $250 in Wendy's. 70. There's going to be a lot. $70 in Wendy's disappears from the bar. Don't know where he is. Don't know how he got in the house because he didn't have the key.

Are there going to be a lot of square grouper name? The Wendy's got turned away, right? Thank God. I don't know what happened. The order got canceled. I definitely put in the order. I was watching the Boston Bruins, Florida Panthers game, Bob. And Tickie comes up and he goes, we've got to find Bob.

I'm like, it's overtime, tick. He's like, no, we can't find Bob. Remember that? Yeah, I was watching the Bruins game. Because I left him in the bathroom. He was like, leaving in the bathroom. I'll be here. I'll be here.

I'll be here. And I said, you're going to stay here. And he was like, I'm going to stay here. And then I went to go get Joe to like help me get him into an Uber. We went back to the bathroom. You were gone. I was. You were gone.

And I was worried about you. Dude, that was. But you were okay. Well, I just, I refuse to, I refuse to get. I don't think I've ever like, I don't think I've ever black. blacked out, blacked out, but I've gotten real close. And my biggest fear is being in public and going down has got to be one of the, like, being in public and like dropping the, what? You looked at him like he did it.

No. Honestly, when I looked at him, I had some flash. I had some thoughts of him almost going down. That's my sound. I'm looking at him like of all the things to fear. Yeah, that's not. I don't know. You know, the funny thing you have to be out of control.

The funny thing with Bob is that he has this... I don't want to be the guy where I can't... You can't even have a conversation with me. Like, I always want you to at least be able to have a conversation with me, but be like, always... Do you have issues with, like, not being remembered? Like, no, not... That came out weird. Like, not, like, people telling you things that you did the night before that you don't recall at all.

Oh, that's... Does that make you a little uncomfortable? A little bit, I find that fun, like, gathering up the next morning. As long as it's okay. Yeah. Yeah. The best part of Bob Before he can attest to this

Before Bob actually goes down He has an indesirable urge for a ton of food But it's such an interesting thing Because you don't know if he's going to stay awake You know he's not So nine times out of that in Austin He ordered a full meal And then Perez came and knocked on my door

He goes Bob passed out You want some Wendy This motherfucker he's like I want to Wendy's And I was like I was like look dude I can be that friend for you with this rent. I was like, you need to promise me

you're going to stay awake. He's like, I'm going to say, I called you and you were like, dude, of course, I'm up. Like, order it. Fucking, it gets halfway there and I'm like, Bob, it's close. In Austin. Crickets. Bob, it's close. Crickets. Find you. I could have just, I was just going to go to bed. So you kept me

up. You kept me up in the 40 minutes waiting on Wendy's that wasn't my idea. Thank God you were awake. Yeah. Because you could at least eat it with me. And then the crazy thing is I left the chili cheese for or the bacon eater fries and the next morning Bob came and he's like

you could eat those fries? I'm like no and he grabbed them and left the room with the fries the next day but also two FP really got banged or maybe you did because one of you guys had to go down and get the two bags and didn't you just go down for an order prize? Yeah that's tough

I went down like it was all for him yeah he's like oh fuck Bob man I just had to grab two bags that's always the hardest part when I go to get the food in a hotel is that when you have multiple drinks then it's okay

because then there's like oh like obviously there's other people but a lot of the time a lot of the time I'm the only one that gets a drink and when you've got three bags of food and one drink it's like it's like when

you ever ordered Chinese food for yourself and you get a little aggressive and you open the bag and there's four fortune cookies you're like obviously this is for a family obviously four people ordered this And you're like, damn, dog, God. You know,

the president would have gone down there, they would have thought it was a group order. But of course, I go down, and they just think it's all for me. You know what I can't do? Daddy's back. Get her on up there now. Fatty.

You want to use the surface element? Fat out there. It's fat out there. Fatty. Everyone sleeves. You remember when sleeves, he does it's like, all sleeves. Get on up there!

Farranty! Press takes his nine iron and he got chartered. I'm not going to change. I'm not going to change, dude. Sorry. The worst is if you get ice cream delivery, like me and Binyaman got Baskin Robbins the other night, I can't look the delivery guy in the eye.

He paid for the dry ice. Yeah, dude. That's the next. That's such a tough. It's embarrassing. The ice cream delivers and I got it in a waffle cone. You got a delivered cone. How do they even do that? Did they put it in a stand or what?

They put the cone to the side and then you scoop the ice cream in. When you're doing that, how do you feel? How do you feel when you're doing that? It's awful. It's terrible. So he comes through the door. You don't look them in the eye, but you see your ice cream, and you have to scoop it into your waffle cone.

It's in a cup, right? It's in a cup. Because they can't put it. If they put it in the cone with the ice cream, it wouldn't work. It's actually smart. Calaway launch event tonight, which is a lot of fun. A.I. Smoke. Great line.

We're going to go get fitted that morning, that sounds like. Yeah. You know, Sebastian's there getting fitted at the same time? I think it's good. I think that's great. Yeah, because we'll be able to shoot the shit with them. We could hopefully get some behind. How would have the chances?

Time, because last time, because last time I got to shoot. a bunch of golf balls at ECPC, so are we going to have enough time to get properly fitted? Well, not for you, everybody else. You don't need to be banging drivers. I know, but I wanted to, I wanted to dial it in. All right, well, you got two bays. We got two bays for two hours each.

You're good, you're going to get you home for the national championship, Joey Day. Well, I got to leave to move across the country the next morning, so. But we're going to get you home for the national championship. Would you rather move knowing Michigan 1 or Washington? I will be taking Michigan heaven. I can't move from. It's the right play, Bob. Sometimes you just got to do it.

Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. What? Somebody ripped their pants. What happened? Oh, no. We, we fly out the next day.

So we got hotel rooms by the airport. Oh, why's that bad? Because they're not going to be with you guys. We're watching the game at the airport. Oh, no. We could, we could just. We could check in. Is there a last minute time that you can check in?

No, no. We can just go up there and go back. The National Championship is canceled. And by the way, you want to know the worst thing, too? It's been on my mind for quite some time. Rayos is toast. What are you talking about? I'll tell you what.

It has to be Saturday night. It can't be Saturday night. We're doing the Chick-fil-A challenge. We're banged. Oh. We're doing that Friday. Okay. Are we challenging on Friday?

What are we doing? Friday it is. Yeah, but something real special about, like, Saturday night. I want a proper NFL Sunday. I've never done it with you guys, which is watching the games, getting delivery. I might get band a little bit on that day. But the problem is we still are going to have in our head that we have to go to San Diego. Is that a reason not to do it?

Not to do it, but it's not as nearly as enjoyable. I mean, I agree with that. That's why I think maybe we audible to, what about tomorrow night? We play golf down here and we get back, we hang out. That's not a bad idea. I'd rather have two bids on. under my belt when we have that meal. Tastes better.

Yeah. It always tastes better. What about one podcast? I'd like to have two bids in. It's funny that I agree completely with what you're saying. I think the logic is sound. It's just funny hearing someone vocalize it. It's true.

It's to know like our, we've got two bits in the back. Sure. Here's two out. All right. So what's worse? That we don't have any videos under our belt and we're going to Rios or going to Rios knowing we have to drive down to San Diego after the meal. Yeah.

But that's what I mean. But that's what I mean. Neither of them are good. Rios is smoked in the sense of it's not that full. I wanted the Sunday with the... Trying to run a podcattle. The first time we ever went to Rios was Sunday. Sunday.

Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. I think we had to Sunday gravy. I think we had to Sunday gravy night. On a Sunday. On a Sunday. It's a Sunday.

I think we have to get the Sunday gravy. Yeah, Shirley did blow on the Sunday. Charlie, Rails in reverse. We are on track first. The salad at the end. Do the headbound. Sunday gravy, dude. Yeah, I think that's going to be the play.

No, I think that's what we're going to have to do. We'll discuss it. It's outrageous that we just had that conversation for the good five minutes, but that's just kind of the way we do things. Is this a food podcast now? Is this a food pod? College football started out with today. We talked about moving.

We tried to not do it, but we did it. Joey D's move. And we got a little bit in there. Let's get into today's hot topic. Let's talk about what's going on today with this hole in one challenge and how long it would take us individually if we had to hit a hole in one. Are you talking to Jersey Jerry? Yeah.

So he's probably still in that lab. It might be, David. How long do you think it would, F.P. would be the fastest. It would be like, dude, a few hours. Chance, yes, percentages, but it's luck, dude, for the ball to just go in the hole. Yeah, but if you're hitting the ball closest to the whole, consistently. You're going to have the best chance. But Bob and I, how long would it take?

Jersey, Jerry, our guy was doing a live stream where he didn't. He's hitting on a simulator and he doesn't leave the office till he hits a hole in one. And he's going on a full day. Now, I think it's been 24. It's one of the funniest streams of all time because his body is broken in front of the simulator. And by the way, for a video idea, it's the greatest. I mean, it's so funny and it's so good. If you don't think I'm going to go back to my hotel room and watch him sleep for at least an hour,

Well, you're not going to watch him sleep. 100% I'm going to watch him, why are you so in streaming? I've been, I've been enthralled by it. I mean, I'm curious to see how many people

not asleep. Dude, I'm curious to see how many people will be on that stream doing the same thing. I got to see that too. I got to see that number, dude. What do you mean?

It's not going to be as low as you think. Oh, watching him? Yeah, it's not going to be as low as you think. Honestly, how long do you think it would take you? It's hard to give a time. I mean, it would be a long. You'd have to put a mess. mattress in that thing.

Oh, yeah. You have to put a mattress in that thing. You guys, I think you'd have to do it at, like, an actual hole so that it would like... But the problem is if you did that, then there's golf balls everywhere. I would feel... I would feel better about the simulator for some reason. I would feel more comfortable doing it on the simulator than I

would a real hole. Because I feel like with those simulators, although the one he had was so close. I feel like if you get it close enough, they just put it in. At least that's my thought. Although he came really close. He got one. Really close. He didn't go in. He had a couple really, really, really close ones. I'm slightly concerned and I talked to FP about this. You can't do it? No, that when he's on

Mulligan mode on the simulator and I'm not positive that you can get a hole in one on Mulligan mode and FP? Yeah, I mean, it's only the only the company's going to know. But yeah, there's a potential that like when you do a mulligan, because like he can't just restart the hole. Like he just does Mulligans. There's a chance that like when you do a mulligan, it like will literally not let the ball go in. This is a crazy and like, like, There's also a chance. Did you say this? Someone said this.

There's also a chance, I think it was you. There's a chance that Big Cat and Hank know that that's true. That would be cool. I think it's possible. And they're just letting him. No chance. I mean. No.

I mean. Yeah. Big Cat was laying next to him at the end of the night. It's all about the content, baby. It's a long play. Content's king, baby. It's all about a bit. All right, folks.

Well, shout out to Top Golf, having us here today. Callaway. AI Smoke. up and at them. A lot to be excited about. That has been another edition. The Bob does sports podcast. We're a little bit here, a little bit there, a little all over the place. But come see us at Rayos.

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