Bob Does Sports Podcast - Bob Does Sports Reveal The Internet Invitational!

Episode Date: May 7, 2025

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Big, big announcement. The internet invitational. Buzz around it was really, really cool. Working with Barstool, Dave, Ford, noise. This is like a competitive, a million dollars maybe over. This is a content bonanza. Real world stakes that has ever been done. This is a whole different animal.

We're actually going to be playing in it. A lot of different personalities. Nobody's saying no so far. It really is, I think, the coolest thing we've ever done. All right, fellas, let's jump in big, big announcement. announcement the internet invitational man the buzz around it was really really cool been a long time in the making six months maybe so working with Barstool day port norway August 12th the 16th is when we're going to be filming it still

working out the formats and everything but our own golf tournament obviously we have the Breezy opens this being different this is like a competitive over a million dollars maybe over tournament I think it's going to be incredible I think it's one of the coolest things we've ever done and again the excitement and the response to it I thought was incredible couldn't agree more it's it's cool that you know the breezy opens are a opportunity for us to have fun hang out with people that support what we do and watch this is a this is a content bonanza a content sprint with some of the biggest names and YouTube golf hopefully grab some from outside that world.

I mean, we're trying to get the most entertaining few days, you know, a handful of videos of golf, content and competition with real world stakes that has ever been done.

Yeah. I think, you know, there's been a lot of, you know, like type events to bring creators across different channels to get together to, you know, compete and see who, you know, is the best or whatever.

in cool venues, but this is a whole different animal. This is a whole different thing from that. This is likely teams, you know, some sort of, you know, kind of survivor feel to it. It's going to have like a lot of different pieces to it on and off the golf course that are going to be, I think this might be the best set of content to come out in this world, I think. I think so. You put a million dollars on the line. Not the world.

Dude, some of the people that I think. like coming down the 18th Fairway, like the possibilities to win like a million, like Joe going up against like anything, Rigsie, like all these different people that are going to be in it. It really is. I think the coolest thing we've ever done. The cool thing is, and I was talking to Jeff the other day, we evolved and I was like, oh, you're striving.

It's like, I'm getting ready for the million. The cool thing is what you don't realize is that we're actually going to be playing in it. So like, not only is it like our tournament, but like we're actually. actually going to be participating in it so it's going to be really really cool to watch and I think the team kind of aspect that we're talking about with the formatting we still have to finalize what exactly we're going to do but incorporating a team atmosphere into it I think is going to make it really really cool because you're going to have a lot of different personalities a lot of different golf levels of game having to work together in order to achieve you know

kind of a Rotter Cup style win and I think it's gonna be fucking really cool I think a lot I can imagine if Jet is on my team we're gonna fucking go at it but I will I will definitely give everything I have and more so that he can fucking

go ahead mom can I ask a question yeah oh yeah yeah is it handicapped for these guys so no for these guys for these guys yeah you mean these guys yeah you know the first question you ever asked

you bang us Like Jets. Not like Jets. Not like Jets. Not like Jets. Well, I think the idea is that the formatting of it all will allow for, you know, equal. We shouldn't have to do handicaps based on the formatting that we're talking about. I think you got to kind of get a good split of folks playing in it.

You could say everyone needs to kind of on and off of it. Yeah, I think. You know, we're not going to have, that would be difficult to do if you had just 95% scratch golfers, best golfers. Then you had this like leftover of other people. It's going to be a range of people and talent levels that, you know, we're going to make sure that these teams, you know, the way that it sounds like it's going to figure out is going to be pretty equal as far as skill level. And then the formatting to kind of get through the event will then kind of, you know, allow those people to not. to be able to compete at a normal level without handicaps, I would say.

So I think, yeah, I think Jensen, to put it simply, I think if there was four people in a team, right, like FP would be like a tier, like one golfer, for example, like Bob and I would probably be a different tier. I think the idea is you mix each tier with certain teams so that they, so that if two teams are going head to head against each other, they have a tier one player, a tier two, tier two, tier three. Tier 4. And then that way, it's even across the board. Because in that way, it's, you know, it's not so much about handicaps as a, you know, a lot of these guys who are playing, like, people know what we're shooting. There's no need to. I also think, too, maybe one of the only people who could have, like, everybody talked about doing one of these types of tournaments. I didn't think we'd be the ones to do it. But, like, Dave's one of the only guys that I think could really, like, get the ball rolling on this, like a million dollars. There's a lot of people out there I think

could do it. But, like, when Dave says he's going to do something, he really does go out and do it. made it happen. Barstool, him, they're going to be an awesome partner. Full circle for me with almost going to Barstool in the beginning now, teaming up with them. But yeah, I mean, with those tiers and then, you know, we're thinking if we don't have the final format yet, but it's coming is more of like a team aspect in it too. Comaury, a lot of strategy behind it is going to be really crazy. I am like wild and like doing the doing, we've been doing the list and seeing that nobody's saying no so far. I mean, of course, you're going to have people who can't do it.

But to make calls to people and you're expecting 15, 20 people that aren't going to be able to make it, they're all saying yes. It was incredible. It's super cool. And I think this being the first one, it just opens a door for moving forward, like, for new ideas, new enhancements that we can continue to, like, develop this to be, like, the biggest thing going, you know, whether or not, like, we, open it up you know we even talked about doing something you know in the future

were like if people who are like average like everyday people who are not like YouTube content creators or stuff wanted to participate maybe doing like a day before the tournament where you had like so many spots and they could like compete to see who would fill the spots that would be really cool or doing a bracket with like sports celebrities or do it there's so many opportunities and possibilities that we can do from this but I think this one being the first one the excitement levels are high as you mentioned Bob I think portnoy for as much of a guy's like if you like on the outside he seems like he has

full control of everything he's been pretty tremendous in being like hey I don't really know as much when it comes to the YouTube golf world and like relying on us and foreplay and the guys like to like kind of come together and make suggestions to make this as good as possible and it's been really cool to see yeah it's gonna be fun yams you being in the tournament i think it's absolutely terrific pop if we told you i don't think you would i don't want to put words in your mouth but would you like if we were like all right pop you're playing in it would you even want to play with that i'd be honest i didn't think you would even want a lot of money i'd let a tier three two and one drag me along sure quarter of a million dollars yeah amen that's what i'd do yeah pops catting

i would love to see that would be another conversation it's not the type of format yeah it's Yeah, I thought it'd be a funny idea if I if there was only one player out there who had a caddy and it was jet and I would be his caddy But that was before we had the idea of like what exactly the format was going to be and now that certainly doesn't lend itself to be I want to see the behind the scene stuff too of like putting the teams together The strategy behind it like the dinners like not even having dinner like with the other team like you have a dinner team dinner like yeah the stuff at big seedology It'd be incredible yeah the range like while guys are on the course and there's still guys on the range or people following matches. Like if a few matches come down to the end and all the team is like in the fairway like the drama. We're also not, from what I've heard, we're not like reinventing anything.

It's more so taking the best of YouTube and like YouTube golf and the competitions and style and just putting it on this grand stage with everybody combined, which is brilliant. Yeah, I think so. I mean, it's where, you know, it's where there's been a few attempts to kind of creator tournaments. Sure. And I think some of them have lost the YouTube field. I agree. And I think that that's what people really want at the end of the day. I mean, the competition's an aspect of it.

But you've got to have the YouTube golf entertaining feel at number one. I agree. And then move kind of the rest of that stuff behind it. So, yeah, I think between off the course, that's, that's. type of thing. You know, I would love if there was like houses that were dedicated to like where those teams hung out. And like once you fucking, some people have to pack

up and leave, then the new, you know, looking at the way it's going to be. But I think it's bad, but I think it's just, you're going to have a lot of money on the line. And I think anytime you've got that type of money, Dave was pretty clear about this to be, like in the beginning. It was like, look, there's

big time athletes that are golfers, but like we want you know, but, but a, but, But some of these guys might not give a shit about a $50,000 pot. Like a $50,000 pot for basically everyone participating in this thing. It's never been something. There's never been something. They have no idea how to handle.

I don't care how good you are, what you've done. Those are the moments and those situations along with the shit talking and the types of formats we're talking about that are going to lead to this, like, wild shit. It would be great. Do you remember when Trent was on The Bachelor and he was like, Luggage guy, Trent, who's bringing, it would be great if, like, whoever gets kicked out, like, Trent just brings your bags, like, right up to. Yeah, that is true, though.

It's, like, first off, the YouTube thing is absolutely correct. It's, like, with these tournaments, fans have almost in a way been upset if it's not that YouTube feel, because that's what they've come to love. So I think capturing that is going to be absolutely huge. Yeah, no, I don't want to give anything away or say too much, but you're right. Like, people who watch YouTube golf, they want to see, the two main things they want to see is, competition and banter like it's that's it so even stuff as simple as like saying the yard like talking to the camera and saying what yard did you got and having that like dialogue has i don't think

that's been seen in these other and they've all been great but they've done something different than what we're going to do it's going to be like i think the the type of style of like trash talk it's like us first putting chicklets like that style where it's like fun but there's money on the line people going at it like that type i think is going to be amazing cool thing too is like you see like Barstool is is doing shows like surviving Barstool right and like they know how to like dramatize it and like create a production value around it that will be very entertaining for people to watch which is why I asked about the bad blood but more so like behind the scenes like is there going to be banter like shit talking stuff like

that like I think that will add to a different element that has never been seen before in anything like this kind of creating almost a reality TV feel to it with the YouTube thing. It's got potential to be fucking amazing. And I think we're pretty blessed that we're able to do this and spearhead it with Barstool. The Ozarks is a place that we'll be going in July, but it's going to be super cool to go back there. Big Shear Lodge is like iconic, right? It's like really nice.

Yeah, it's pretty new. Pretty new like in the golf world and really in the resort world. But they've made a bit of an impact. Years court. Quickly, yeah, Paines Valley's there. Top of the Rock is like a pretty spectacular par three course.

And it's Bass Pro kind of spearheaded. I think, I think the sort of lock yourself into this resort feel too of like, you're here until this thing is done. And like every part, you know, you can disappear into your bathroom, but maybe your bedroom's not even off limits.

I want it to be like real world. Do you know how they have like that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Like in a living room? I just, well, that's just been your dream. Yeah. He wants, he's on Big Brother at all time.

But it's going to, it's the interest, like, you, the bad blood, like, it's, it's going to be, you're going to have these situations in these matches and things where you're going to have two very, potentially very different personalities that are in a heated, like, everything's open. So, like, you know, you got a Grand Horvats, pretty nice guy buttoned up, you know, golfer with golf etiquette, where he might be going against somebody in the space that doesn't give a fuck. about golf etiquette that's here to fucking ruffle some feathers his only chance to be. Like Witt. Grane Oravad is to get into his fucking head.

Witt cares about golf etiquette. He cares about golf etiquette, but he loves to get under people's skin. That's his moldy saffirondi. Dude, I played Witt at my place and he was the same guy. Like, he was shit talking me from the start. He was complaining about my hand. Like, he's the same

guy. He's perfect for that type of stuff. Also a really good golfer. He's amazing. Very good. I respect a guy that does no glove. Like, that's just such a Vladimir Guerrero type. He's the biggest grip. He does the, before ever shot. Yeah.

Sniper. He does the little wiggle thing, too. Yeah, he just stands over the ball and he just does an athlete. Yeah, he is an athlete. Another, go ahead, Bone. Another question. Is it going to be live or is it going to be a produced series? TBD, I think at least the start of it is going to be, is going to be,

going to be recorded. I think that goes back to the YouTube feel, or at least to get the thing going. I mean, I think there's a lot of benefit to live. I think, yeah, it could be, we don't know. Depends. All right, folks, just want to let you know that this episode is brought to you by the fine folks over at Shady Race. When we're on the golf course, no doubt about it, shady race is what we're using. Lightweight, independently owned, gets the job done every. single time. Head on over right now to Shadyrays.com. Get 35% off your next set of sunglasses using promo code BDS. It's promo code BDS. Get your next pair of Shady Raise today. We'll see you.

It's not final. The thought that got thrown out there was doing all the competitions pre-recorded and then doing the live at a later date, but it's all getting figured. I think by the end of this week we'll pretty much have between the lineup of who's all playing in it and then the, the format. I think the format that was originally being tossed around is really, really good the way that comes down. Hopefully with it coming down to the wire, we're fucking pumped. It's going to be amazing.

And then after the first one, we see how that goes, and then we can bring in athletes to it. There's so much we could do with it. The goal is, it's a company with Barcelona that we're doing, so it's not going to be just one. We're going to keep rolling these out. Hopefully crush the first one. So yeah, really, really excited.

But for that, feedback's been amazing. And then today, we've played played Oakmont. We're here in Pittsburgh now. I think one of the coolest courses we've ever, and we've played a lot of really cool courses. I think that's probably top five for me with like St. Andrews and, you know, some places, thoughts. It was hard as shit. There's a, there's a thought. I think we all realized who had talked about how difficult the course was going to be, obviously leaving up to the U.S. Open, the conditions that, you know, that they had with the rough and the greens. Now, I will say with the rain that we've had the last couple of days,

we didn't even see the full, the full flare of this golf course, which is normally the greens being lightning fast. So we actually played it like easier conditions than normal. But that rough, man, I don't know. I normally feel like I can muscle my way out of like some thick rough there's times where the ball was like barely visible at the bottom of the rough and it's like how do i even like i can't do anything here i just got to try to like lay it up back into the fairway like i'm basically getting penalized a stroke as if i lost a ball because i didn't hit a fair i said on the car right home i mean just the respect you have for these players after you play that like with the scores that they can post and i think the course tried to like stick it to us

today, the pins were brutal, but like the numbers that these guys can post on these courses, it's fascinating to me. Yeah. I mean, Oakmont's notoriously the hardest courses in the world. Probably top two or three hardest courses in America. It's crazy. And I think between the pins we saw today were very difficult. I would say the rough was U.S. Open rough.

I mean, that was five, six inches in places. That was nasty, wet rough. but otherwise yeah i mean it's it was soft you know fairways were soft greens were soft greens weren't fast at all i mean this this wasn't even like they were not fast at all no and they're not even by oakmont standard oakmont's you know they might have the fastest screens in the world um so yeah it could have been way way worse i tried to take a wood from the rough and i could tell the cat he like didn't want me to do it like i couldn't fathom not going for it and he's like if you like it like he tell you just didn't like it and i hit it like a seven word out of there and i like went

almost like under the ball and it just yeah he's like yeah he's like you usually don't want to do a wood out of the rough which was he said that to you yeah he's like usually in a really nice way but i didn't know i didn't really know dude i i found out today first of all oakmont the most the vibes were immaculate some of these places feel a little you just don't like you never know oak oak mont was like vibes were high the caddies was telling me that Um, you have to play, if you're a member, you got to play in four hours or less where they send you a letter. And then if you do it again, you're in trouble. Like seriously, it's one of those places.

Um, Poppy couldn't figure out the hat rule. He wasn't a fan of the no hat rule. Um, but other than that, I thought, I thought the place was the vibe, the vibes were awesome. And all the creators were there. So it was, it was just cool. That's Pittsburgh. The hat, the hat thing was, I was fine with it. It was just interesting where like the war outside.

There's an awning where you can eat. It's an outside open space. And he's like, if you just like take five steps that way and you're no longer under an alleying, it's all good. Yeah. I just couldn't get it. But, I mean, it's not my house. So they make the rules and I respect that. And I didn't like it because as someone told me today, I got burnt like a stencil.

Francis says that? What a funny mother fun. Yeah, he's a funny guy. Brendan sniped his picture. Brendan snipped a picture. Take a picture. Pop's forehead looked like a toaster strudel. Dude, I took.

I went to the buffet. I got. Is it a little bit stencish? It's just because, yeah, because there's some little spots. It's because it's a backwards hat. Yeah. But I did get a sweet Barstall hat out of this. Do you have, they're partners now?

We're partners. Usually it would be like, oh, no, it's not a half a day. They're partners. I had, I went to the, because you guys wanted those sliders too, so I wanted to go get them for you guys too and me. And I didn't see this guy behind me. So I went, I put four sliders on my plate. That was the end of the sliders.

There's four left. It took four, boom, boom, boom, boom. And I turned, and the guy just sitting. there waiting for the sliders. It was terrible. That's crazy work. I put like tater tots on top of the just, yeah, dude. I think Jay Bones got me walking up to the table with that. That spread was the shrimp.

Did it tater tots? Yeah, dude. Yeah, yeah, it was, it was fire. And you know what? They were seasoned to perfection. You know what? You would have liked these chicken sandwiches. I know what?

You would have like it up your hour. I got to stay out of there. Wow. I want to. But you got to eat something. I was grilling pop. Do you like a pickle on your chicken sandwich? You know what?

3X shirts are getting a little big for me. That's good though. They were like dancing in the pan. Sure. I see them. It was, I can taste them. Do you like pickles on your chicken sandwich,

the fried chicken sandwiches? Absolutely love it. You do like pickles. Like a thick pickle or thin pickle? No, they had the thin one. I don't know shit. I love a pet. Cochure dill of pickle.

Pickles are maybe the best food ever. No, no, no calories. No, no. No. I mean, no, no, no, shut, stop. I really like them. Yeah, let's calm down. I didn't, I meant, I meant, like, I was talking more of, uh, from a caloric standpoint.

There's no calories in pickles. So it's the best bang for your buck food you can have. Yeah. Tell me, I can have as many pickles as you ever had those little bonnishon ones. Cornishol. The cornish on with a little tiny ones that you'll sometimes get with the set of sandwiches. The cornish are, they are some, those are seed. They're average size.

I was not that small. I like the, they're like average. No, they're like, they're like this. I mean, it's like an average. It's like an average. Right. Average. Yeah.

Yeah. That's right. I like the pickle chips, like a little bit of a thicker pick. That's my new chip is a dill pickle chip is my new chip. This guy is the chip king. Every week he's got a new bag of chips. So there's two chips. Every week he's got a new bag of chips.

The voodoo chips are unbelievable. And dill pickle are like my new, that's like my new thing. I don't. I don't, I don't. Bill pickle is a new thing. Oh, No, they're like my,

those are the chips. Pop, what's your top three chips? You can get a spicy dill pickle, which really, yeah, you love those voodoo ones. The voodoo is great. Yeah. I like,

you ever had the Léz limon? Limon, those are fantastic. I'm a fan of the dill, and then anything kettle chip, you can almost give me any kettle chip, but I do lean salt and vinegar. Yes, those are solid. I love salt vinegar as a kid,

and then I do good dill pickle chip. They sure do. Petal's like one of the best brand. What's the sea salt? The c salt. What are those? Kettle. It's called Kettle.

Yeah, those are great. Wawas, aren't they? They're everywhere. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I like the, the regular one. The Kod. Yes, Kite Kod is like a 40% less fat. Yeah.

But you know what? So they say. Look, but I don't, I don't taste the difference. So if I can get less fat and I don't, and I can't tell, that's one of the I think big chips just full of it. I'll give you things like I, really fill in half the bag, too. I'm a big believer. Until they hurt me.

I'll believe them. you know, where they say, like, if it's less fat, if you can't taste a difference. Like, to me, this may be crazy, but, like, that's why I get egg whites rather than scrambled eggs, because egg whites are healthier, and I think egg whites taste just like egg, regular eggs. No. And then another one, like, white toast, a whole wheat toast, I don't think is that big of it. Oh, that's what I get. Salad dough is, it's fine.

Yeah. But sourdough is so much better. Well, Poppy used to do his own homemade sauer. Yeah, I make the sourdough. But sourdough is also great for you as long as it's made without yeast. Dude, you've had some stages, man. Yeah, I've had a lot. I know.

I was looking through some old photos recently. You show me some today. I also realized just now, we are so fucking fat. We went from talking about Oakmont to chips to sourdough bread. We cannot do a podcast without talking about a face. Just real quick. Have you guys messed around with chat, GPT at all? Like, do you ever do that?

No. You can ask you questions? I ask them questions. So you know this photo from, great photo. It's a photo. All of us? You can, like, take a photo like that, which I did,

and you can just be like, hey, make us, like, anime characters. And then I did that, and then I was like, but also make us jacked. And so this is us anime, but then also us jacked. That's us. That's awesome. And then you can just keep going with it. You can be like, hey, give us ninja stars. More jack.

Did you say jacked? No, I said jacked. It understands. So jacked, you can't see the golf course anymore. Yeah. It's kind of cool with it can do. You're going to go down that. It's going to put us all off a job.

You're going to go down that. I can have a lot of fun with that. Sure. Oh, yeah. That's great. We're all going to be out of jobs. Dude, I couldn't believe how big Brad Dawkey is. He's got his heart strength.

He said he shot, well, I don't know if I probably can't say what he shot because they have a video coming out. Yeah. He said he shot a 2000. I couldn't believe it. I'm a dangerous 13. I will say, I'm a dangerous 13.2. Dude. I won't say that's been on a winning streak in the money matches too.

Money matches. Money matches. I'm on a good winning. It feels great. I could do money matches every day. I love it. It's like that episode of Bob de Sports when like you bet him that he wouldn't hit the pot or whatever.

You're like, I'll bet you $100. And then he drained it. And then you did it again. And then he fucking drained another part. You just got to toss a little money in the pot. Oh, let me tell you something.

Bob's scratch golf. There's a mule on. On a regular match, like when you just go out with your friends, it just adds to it to where you don't make it an amount like where it's going to affect your day. But just even if it's like 50 bucks, you're still following it.

They're still, like, it's just, you know, Bob, we lost a lot in L.A. We used to just every matter. You know what that says about you, though? It says you're a gamer, though. I think it means you're a gamer. Like, oh, this shit means something now? Let me turn it on.

Landon and Frankenheimer kicked her ass. Yeah. Landon wants to take money from every YouTube content green. You had a funny line to him. Well, he tried to, like, he tried to, like, knock you guys off the list. And I was like, whoa, buddy.

Like, yeah, dude, like, it's only two-thirds and I mean we're talking about money man yeah like come on he's a really good golfer surprisingly like I was like he really he walks up like remember the first time when we played him

he showed up he walked on the T-box like a minute before the fucking tea time and striped one down the fairway yeah that's the best way to do it sometimes yeah I guess so is tight dude just yeah

funny have you ever seen somebody like anybody who it's a like a bat shot off the T, they immediately go, I was striping it at the range, like, immediately. Yeah. So it's like, don't go to the range. Yeah. I probably didn't shouldn't have gone on the range today.

Not the sky ball. Your big range guy. Dude, you know what's funny, and I noticed it again today with you. Oh, boy. It's like, because a couple days ago, you posted a, that, no, no, no, it is. Well, it kind of is, and it kind of is. Is you, you posted a video of you and Joey D. playing basketball the day at the warehouse. And I was like, man, he looks, like, you look athletic when you're out there.

And even watching you play. golf today? Like, you look athletic. Like, you look good. Like, you're an athlete. You're a natural athlete. You're very, is there like an end to that sentence? But then today, going back to the sliders, you're like, hey, I'm going to go get some more sliders. And then you got up and you just like, yeah, Mikey calls it the shash. It's so funny. But then like you put a basketball on your hands and you like relax and you become like this athlete. And I'm like, to be honest, I think I look like an athlete and like basketballs. To me, in golf, I don't look athletic. To me, I just look stupid. I think you look pretty. You look good.

I mean, I appreciate it. It's a really nice company. Yeah, and then I walk with that. It's so funny. It's like the second you take a basketball out of your hand or a football out of your hand, you're like, goes out of,

yeah. Just like a, oh, just like relax. Especially around food or like a, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. And then she just, it's this number two. We've got this thing going to. A lot of stuff. side grabbing. Dude, is that a Jewish thing? Like, I feel like it is a Jew, like the hunch and the walk is for sure.

Yeah. Fuck. You just got to carry a basketball around. Just keep like a ping pong ball in your pocket just to remind you. You've been throwing the pig skin around. You look gross. Like, this guy should have played quarterback. Yeah, I know the mannerism.

Yeah. Like, yeah. Well, like, I think golf, if you were like, all right, go look like a scratch golfer before I had to swing. And you've never seen me swing. like the first time you saw me play I can make it look like holy shit he's going to be good. First time

we ever golf together as a rancho park and I go up and he takes some practice I just want to let you know it's going to be bad it's going to be I was like well no he's like no it's going to be really really bad like I'm going to have to pick up and I was like it's fine who cares goes over the ball

like takes the most pure practice swing I have ever seen and holds it and I was like this guy said it's going to be bad this is his swings nicer than mine. And then he put the ball there. I think I hit a car. Everything he just did went out the window.

And he shamed one. Some things that first shot into the, oh, that first hole at Rancho. I hit the car every time. Oh, I hit a lot of cars out there, dude. It's the worst. Two mannerisms I noticed for golf,

if somebody's going to be good, before they, like, line up for the shot, if they hit the shoulder. Yep, the sleeve. Yep, that's a classic. That's a classic that they're going to be. And then after their hole, like, if they, like, eye down the ball,

like, look for scratches or something, that's going to be a good guy. Mine is the towel on the green. If they bring one of the green, they're fucking incredible. Well, Homo. No, people who bring towels to the green. If you go to, like, die or any, and they get those young guys who are, like, good players and, like, trying to make it, they all bring towels to the green.

You're saying not on the ferry, like, it's to clean their ball on the green. Like, they'll come to the green, so they mark the ball. If you have a caddy, the catty cleans it, but they clean their own ball. You know who loves to get their ball cleaned? If the Dean Man has a caddy, he always asked for that ball cleaned. But if there's blem me. Hey, can I get this clean my man?

Yeah, that's exactly. Hey, give this a clean my man. And they're always ready. Of course, that's their job. But here's the thing is that, like, I, when I was younger, I didn't do that. And somebody told me once that, like, having the ball. dirty when you come to put it can affect the role yeah it makes sense right so now when I was like oh that's crazy but it makes sense like if there's a if

if it's dirty it can kind of change the the way the ball's spinning when you're putting it from the dimples so then I was just like well a lot of the time I used to spit on my yeah don't do that and then people are like well there's pesticides people have died I was like what so now if there's a caddy there I just chuck them the that's part of bringing the towel out to the green. Correct. You wouldn't do that when you have a caddy.

Correct. You don't have a caddy. You're going to clean your ball with the towel. Correct. But you can see. You've got multiple clubs. Correct. Correct.

So they all look like they have that same short length. Like their shorts are all that same. Just like above. I'm telling you there. That's how you know, you know, Goma swag. When those carpath only that day, like when Homo would,

he would take the fertilizer. Yeah. With a man. Yeah. He was swagged the fuck out. I was like when we first played with Homa. I was like I had been playing with this guy or I've been filming with this guy for like eight months at that time.

Oh, and I had never seen this. And then we played home, our first big PGA player. And, um, and he was bringing, like, a bunch of clubs out and he was bringing the towel out. And I was like, the next few rounds was like,

this guy started bringing a towel out with him, but it was, got to add it to the repertoire. All right. I got we had, look, got to learn from you. I don't think we had that many car paths only videos.

That might be true. Yeah. It was just an observation that was, Also, well, I'm certainly not going to walk back to the card. I need four clubs. Instead of car path only, could we just in state like 90 degree rule? No, it's always 90 degree. It should always be 90 degree.

But we never do 90 degrees. Well, you should, when you believe the T-box, you should always do 90-degree. I understand that, but 99.9% of 90-degree level. 90-degree is to drive off the car path and even with your ball. Parallel to your ball. Then you make a 90-degree turn into the fair way. Yeah. What you should do, because there's no.

drive it on his little spot then from there you can do your thing it's it's it's you have to there's there's when it rains like that you have to it's it's for the course no i understand that i'm saying but like the 90 degree if you do it you're really not driving much into the fairway but you are i mean some holes don't have much carpath either like they bang you a little bit you said you made fun of me for and you're 100% correct is like when it's carpath only like i'll bring four to five clubs and i never have the right club They never even have the right one. It's amazing.

I always fuck it up, dude. You start grabbing your bag. It's crazy. It is stressful, though, when you don't know where your golf ball is, and then you can't drive anywhere near it, and then you're like, well, what club do I? So you've got to bring a range finder, which none of us ever have. But there are a lot of times where you sit in the middle of the fairway,

but it's about 30 yards out there, and you'll walk all the way out there and gun it. When you could just drive your cart, get the eye. idea, bring the three or four clubs around that number, and then figure it out from that. That's just to get even where you think your ball on Gunnett, and you're like, all right, well, I know I'm a little further or closer. Bring that club for that number and then maybe one on each side or two on each side. Yeah.

Carpath only, you can't, you can't go to your ball out there. Yeah. Get an idea and then go back and then go. There's a kind of a major than Oshmont when these four hour rounds would just never allow. There's so many intricacies in golf that you don't have in any other sports. Like those little like things that if you're a beginner golfer like I didn't know my uncle what he taught me he's like you can't walk in someone's shadow I was like what I can't walk in someone like or my shadow like the shadow. Can I tell you story?

It's about you. Or like there's another one where he'd be like it's kind of like this when you don't know when you first start you don't walk through someone's lying or like there's all sorts of little injury. I think I know what you're going to say. What am I going to say? taught me the uh you taught me uh with the flag stick if it's windy and somebody's putting hold on to the flag sure yeah well i learned that that's a caddy rule pace and noise but pace noise and visual that's really all it is so everything is just in an in an in an effort to go at a reasonable pace sure to not make noise and people are doing what they need to do and not and then

when they're over the ball you can't see them so it's standing in so you stand either right right right The flag. It's just noise. So everything, it is, it is these little specific things, but it's really just in an effort to just achieve those, like, a few things. There are some stuff which is not, so the first time we ever played golf in L.A., we were walking, and you, you parked your bag on the, like, on the green. Like, you didn't know. So I was like, you can't. I was like, the bag's got to be off the green.

But you would just start. Well, with the push card or I don't know if we were carrying, but both, you can't have the, obviously, now. T-boxes, too. A lot of nice clubs. But it's just simple stuff. If you are a beginner, which you very much were at the time, like you, there's a lot of stuff you just don't know. And then you'll see people looking at you kind of funny sometimes.

The guy putting the shoes on outside today. That's something I didn't know. I used to do that all the time. So what's the issue? Yeah, that was crazy. What's the issue with that one? That one really. You got to go in the locker.

But it's just about like. Just socks and feet. Like, it's a formal thing. You don't need to be dressing and undressing in front of the world. Like, there's a locker. It's like, it's like, it's like taking your pants off. And it's like putting a new pants off. But it's not, it's taking your shoes.

Sure, but it's your socks. It's your underwear. It's your under garment. It's an undergarment. Okay. That one is just harder for me to get. I understand what you were just talking about with the noise, the, the other thing. That makes perfect sense.

I'll give an example. The shoes. Yes. Not every place has that rule, though, right? But like some of them. I'll give an example. I mean, listen, I don't roll to Oakmont. But it makes sense that they want it.

They have all these rules because they keep their place in a fashion that is, they, they, they, they, they, deemed to be elite. Like, it makes sense. It's not for everybody. It shouldn't be. Right. It shouldn't be everywhere. Correct.

Just the same way that like T-shirts and music, I don't think should be everywhere. I think both of those things should be in golf. And I think the traditions and the clubs that have that, I think there's an important place in golf for that. And I also think that Grove and Adios and all these places is important for golf too. Yeah. And then there's the in between. It's one of these isn't right or wrong, but those things should happen at those. Correct.

Don't go to one of those places and then be like, oh, well, it's not like my, yeah. I don't care for it. Just respect the place you're at. I agree. When you come to this place, you go to, it's like going to someone's home. Yeah, it's like going to their home. Some people want you to take your shoes off at the front door.

Some people don't care. Some people don't open up other people's fridges. Some people don't give a shit about it. Like the little stuff. I play golf quite a bit. And even now I find myself with the intricacies. There's something I did today and I was like cautious of it. I didn't mention it after.

But I was like trailing behind to get to the T-box. And everybody else was on the T-box and F-T was on the T-box about to tee off. And I was walking towards a T-box and I realized that I was like almost parallel to him as he was teeing off. And then I was like, maybe I, like, you don't realize because normally you're all on the T-box at the same time, but you're behind the guy who's, who's about to hit. And I thought in my mind, I'm like, I wonder if me being here, even though I'm not right next to him, I'm in this line of view. like that could be that would some people would get upset with that yeah and and that was like shit like that's not good and like that's the thing is there's a lot of things like even now like i'm trying to be mindful a lot of stuff but like there's times where i i'm still not on top

somebody somebody gloved you today we don't know who did it but somebody gloved you what what what does that mean i know i call glove when somebody's like lining up to a put and then you hear the velker the rip like guys he's going back somebody gloved you not on purpose but we've only No one's trying to do anything. Of course. I'm saying it as a joke, but you got gloved. I think it's a great bit, too. I think telling somebody that you gloved somebody is one of the funniest things.

She also got zippered. Yeah. Jaybone zippered you. Did I get zipped? He zipped me. He got zipped. But you know what? Joe didn't notice that.

And then you brought attention to him. Yeah. But I was like, oh. And he had a bad one. And then it was like, I was like, I was like, I was like,

J bone under that because I knew Joe. He didn't hear. I was trying to get the people. I was. anything against gbone i to be you actually to be honest he asked and i said nothing you had something to say about jbone when he pulled that cover for his backpack i mean i remember one of the moly preposter i couldn't believe it either a back up with the backpack okay well that that's a i guess for the equipment i never never crossed my mind back pack just bought a brand new lens i understand

but the backpack provides the backpack unless it's like dripping through i don't yeah the color I'll spend them for you back. Do you want to do a couple Q&As before we shut down? All right. First question comes from John underscore Murth. What would be the top five in a 50-yard-foot race between you guys? That's a great question. It really is.

You're going to be first. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you'll be first. I mean, and you know what? It runs a lot. Like, he just, we just, like, runs in life. 50 yards? Yeah, it's pretty short. I was going to say I can run quick, but once I get to like 30, like I can do a quick sprint to 30.

50 is far. I think Jaybone would be. Sure. True. Oh, yeah. Jaybone in there for sure. I think I could round out maybe top three. I know I'm last.

The difference between 30 and 50, like it's, they do the 40 yard dash for a reason. Once you're hitting like, you could run out of juice after like real slow down. What would you say the list would be with Jaybone included? J bone. I said five, no, Jaybone, you. Oh, you think Jaybone's fast? Jaybone you, uh, me,

Cutsy, ticket, FP. Wow. Damn. That's tough. Dang. You disagree with Poppy. I put up not saying, no, no, no, no.

No, but hang on a second. I'd like to see you two, rest. But that's not me saying that you're like, like, unathletic or, or anything that you think I'm saying. But racing is not even about athleticism. But I, I'm talking quicksper.

I know I can, like, bust the, like run quickly very fast bust a quick one stoop very fast certainly and i've some pickles out there for you if you put a pickle 50 yards down i'll be able to and then i know cutsy's quick as fuck we've all seen him run the problem is with him i'm a little concerned about the 50 yards if it's 40s better i'm gonna get gas i feel like cuttie would surprise you in a dash top 15 20 yards do you could run the new york marathon and he would come out of that gate sprinting no matter how long the race was, he would come after.

Chapman, when you talk about athletic, like who do you think's top five athletic here? Because that's where it changes out. I think it changes completely. This is going to hurt some feelings. Completely. Oh, I understand. Yeah.

I think Bob's probably up there in the athleticism, and then probably I would go like cutsy two. And then I think FP's sneaky athleticism. Yeah, we're very, bang, dude. My list is no, see, I belong five. on that list. My, I would,

I think you are very athletic. Yeah, he is very athletic. I think I'm very, I would go. The time that I, you're very athletic. You know the time of all the things that FP has done that,

that have been very athletic that have surprised me. The one time that I was actually blown away and I still remember it. We were in Memphis for the St. Shoots. We stayed in a fucking hotel that had a pool that was like a nice pool. And this is back in the day when like we would go and go to the hot tubbing go swimming. F.P. swam the lap and instead of just

like touching the thing and turning, he flipped, kicked off the wall and then moved over. He was like a manatee like floating through the I was like, holy shit. Dude, I'm telling you, it was one of the most athletic most

and his hair was like majestically soaring through. I was like so taken aback. I was like, yo. You were like a fat Phelps out there. You were unful. It was honestly, for real, though you moved beautifully in the water. It was, you know, lighted through the water. The puffs.

You really did it. No, but that was the time, and you are very athletic in a lot of things you do, but like that was one time. But even the pickleball court the way of your movie, you're clearly an athlete. I imagine you were quite a good baseball player too. Yeah, I mean, and a hand eye's good. I mean, I just, it's a fitness issue. It's a fitness. Yeah, I can still see it with the way.

move though like you give it's like when you give him a like you toss him a ball you're like oh that guy's got it you know what I mean like yeah that's athletic yeah I think thank thank you I think I think we're all like that for the most yeah I don't think but I think athleticism and sprinting 50 yards is a bit of a different for sure sure I think of what I meant when you came at me I was like running is a little different you I remember me being fifth in your last I'm thinking but when I said that you were you were taking it back but you're you're saying my point, which is that it's different. Go to the next question, Bob.

Next question. You would have. Next question is from D.C. will underscore Chris, why is Jett's ass so fat? It's a real question. I know. Nice. By the way, when we.

When we sat up the thighs, I think it's because of the thighs. No, my head is my head and make up that. I'm not the one in the crew with the fattest ass. Let's not go there. He's got the donkey's don't. Oh, Bob's got that toilet. By the way, we sat, when we sit up today and you would dirt all over your ass, I was like, what do you want me to do about this? Today, I, I grabbed, I wipe some ass and I, it hits back.

Oh, he does. It's a thing about that bad, dude. It's back. There's a point today when. Yeah. You're going to break your fucking hand on that thing. By the way, there was a point today when we first got to the course and I was walking and Roger Steele came up. He's got a dog.

He's got a dog. Yeah. And I looked and I looked down. I was like, try not to, I was like, yo, his ass is protruding right now. Like, that thing is sticking out there. I think, yeah. Dude, golf, golf pants will help an ass too. Well, Larry Fitzgerald will tell you that much, man.

Oh, any pair of pants he puts on. He could put on some parachute pants. I mean, that guy had to start a clothing company. He didn't have a choice, dude. He had to fucking build his own shit, man. Larry Fitz. you in the car with Larry Fitz is one to this day one of the funniest

in a golf car I'm so much the first like two three holes and then I lost I think the greatest golf pairing of all time when you think about it and is Cotsie and Biz in the same car on our show yeah he's like you imagine that fucking car he's like

do you know how dumb that card is they might end up in Ibiza he said oh yeah and he goes and they're like looking at like an ostrich and they're cracking up and then he's like you know the great part is he's like one of them thinks they're smarter than the other. The thing is, but Jandall continues to take shots and he's fantastic.

I'm actually a street smarts I don't have any, but like book smarts like I'm actually so he was like silverback gorilla where's it from? Because he just went off about like like I'm not like my knowledge of the world and like stuff I'm very knowledgeable. It's like my street smarts, my everyday smarts, I'm very dumb. Like like my awareness. I agree. Your smart.

My awareness levels are terrible, huh? Crapts. What? He's the smartest. It's crap. But I'm good at math so I can add. I saw Rocky saying it is true. Every person should experience a craps table with Joe.

Like, it is crazy. You're good at math in real life? Well, it depends. Like, I'm not doing trigonometry, but like I can add. I can, like, somebody will say something like, or somebody will be like, oh, like, what's a 20% tip or something? So I can't do any of that. And stuff like that. I'm pretty damn good.

I can't do any of that except when it comes to like odds on teams. Oh my God. I'll know in a second, but I'm bad at math in real life. You know what the odds I can't get and I don't know why they don't just change it. I can't understand. I'm going to tell you, Pop's got a great pop.

Let them let them know. My dad's, he's got a whole range of behavior. The seven two. The whole thing about sportsman on this about how. Seven two, you divide the two. So seven divided by two, be three. Yeah, but Joe's five to one.

But why don't they just say plus. It's ridiculous. It's like when it's a hundred and eight to one oh two. Like why is it these crazy numbers that you're dividing? What's one oh eight to one oh two? Well, it's rarely that. It's a, And there was a horse that was like that.

You're not betting the house. There's no house. So these odds are just like assumptions. They're like guesses. It all comes down to who bets on what. And it's this, what's the word for it? It starts with a C.

It's basically it takes all of the bets of what people put in the amount of money on it and then settled. it and then everyone and they can cut it's a it's a Calcutta no it's not a car I'll find it and it's it's you're only going to odds don't you don't have them until they close and it's based on how everything bets and so it's it's there's no house it's everyone putting money into it like how is that different than like golfers betting on golfers you know because you have like a it's literally like okay I'm covering your bet you're covering is that how that is based on the amount of money that goes in and the time like all that stuff leads to or like they'll start the odds and then

the money will affect the odds so you're if you're saying i put a bet in on draft kings that's a book though correct but they still have oh i think it goes back to it's just the traditional like like some tradition's got to die man i know i'm not saying it's a good one i'm just saying it's a good one i'm just saying that's why it might be why they do it but i agree with you just give me the plus or the minus and real hardcore betters are going to be like no because even something NFL guys, they'll be like it's, they say like it's 20 to 1, it's this to this, is that, to that, like I'm, I'm, I'm, yeah. Anything to

one I got. Of course, but it's 20 to 1. I'm saying, I'm saying, but that's still different as saying, you can do a minus, 10th, you know minus 210, you understand that. Of course, well, of course. When it's 72 to 65, I don't, I don't understand what the point is. Yeah, I agree. I totally agree. My dad has tried

to explain to me so much. He always would try and explain it. I don't know much ball. I definitely don't know equine, man. I don't know horse racing whatsoever. And anyone out there who's being like, I got a horse? Yeah. Correct.

I'll give you an exception to that rule is Jersey Jerry. The guy knows his horse. He told us in a group chat before the Kentucky Derby, he's like, Jersey Jerry, the signs. And he's like, what rhymes with what was the, the, the horse racing. Sovereignty or something. No, but Jimmy V. No, something, Johnny V.

He goes, sovereignty. The signs. He's like, authentic was horse number 18. Sovereignty, number 18. The signs. He's like, book it. Sovereignty. And then he wins and he just wrote, he's getting a group chat, bang around. I heard yesterday. Paramutual is the word I was looking for. Paramutual?

Paramutual is what, like, horse racing is. Is the C silent? Yeah, so C was wrong. See is incredible. Paran mutual. The Jersey, Jerry, I pulled up the clip the other day from the Really Dumm show years ago where he wanted me to put money on authentic and he's like, Bob, I'm down and I'm dead.

But you know what, Bob, sometimes in life you got a strike back. Give me $2,000 on authentic. This voicemail. Put it in, Bob. I need it now. And then he wins. If the Steelers. Don't draft Naji Harris.

His voicemails were electric back in the day. What a crazy guy. Jerry's like, give me. Hope he plays in that on the Giants Under. And I don't give a fuck what you say. Whoa. Bob posted a picture of Gary, though.

It's the most ridiculous. He's literally got like almost like a denim jacket. And then he's got a Gucci belt. And instead of it being on his waist, round his pits and gut. And it's like pulled. Dude, the horse racing people are the craziest people. They are the most bizarre.

Like the rolled up newspaper. They see it like 10 a.m. So like those are the crazy. Yeah, and they're whipping. As the horses are going to whipping it. Like cream. Like creamer.

Exactly. All right. Let's, you want to rip one more? Sure. This one comes from Jack underscore par. How long until Cutsi updates his LinkedIn profile pick? I don't touch LinkedIn.

Somebody told me the other day. this. You know, you've seen this thing? About LinkedIn, this guy that I used to work with, he's like, he sent me a thing.

He's like, congratulations. He just celebrated your sixth, eighth year at the peninsula or something. That's awesome. I was like, I was like, dude,

I got no need for that. Like, that part of me is, so do I. Yeah, that would be great if you just never changed that in like 40 years. It's like, you're celebrating your 48th year at the forest season.

Yeah, people probably, he's like, oh, it's good to have. And I was like, why? It's around.

he's the he's the he's the roof garden general manager yeah peninsula is it in there you see it yeah that picture's at beverly wilshire let me see they have it up dude i'm fascinated by hospitality like uh that whole genre of work just like how they keep like how they keep everybody in line the the hierarchy it fascinates me that you were had like a hundred people under you i haven't been on i don't it's insane and like daily like morning like morning meetings you guys used to talk about. I can't. It's fascinating. Oh, I probably. I'm in Valen,

Dorman. Were you good? I thought was very good. Yeah, at that. But are you doing any manual stuff when you reach you that position or you're just overseeing? Me and my boss, I was assistant guest service manager and he was the head get service manager. We had a deal where he liked

doing the back end stuff like the schedules and the pay or all. And then me, I would be like the face. Like I like dealing with the guests, guest problems. That's crazy. So we had a good mix because I, the schedule. Do you really smooth?

Yeah. And like the schedule suck because like those guys were unique guys. I do all of them. You're like I had to, there were days I had to go in on my days off to do fucking inventory. Cutsi Broke, uh, he ruined a union busting, um, what it's called? A March.

He's the greatest thing ever. Guys, whatever you do, don't talk back. to them. Don't say, you good. How am I? Can you imagine if this guy, like, showed up in an interview, like, yeah, I'd love to be your new front desk guy. Like the doorman. Yeah, he's totally.

Any, any, one look and say, thank you for coming. Thank you for time. I know my skills in weakness. Not at all. Dude, I used to, when I used to kind of have a job like that, I would just if somebody was giving me issues, I'd be like, let me connect you with somebody who can help you, and I'd hit a random thing and it would send it off.

I feel like a lot of people do that. Well, I used to do with you with not wanting to tell the wife. So you just left is a riot, by the way. That was hysterical. Yeah. She still doesn't know, by the way. For the homies, dude. I'm a rider.

Her LinkedIn still says the 40th year married to this guy. Someone was going to ruin that marriage. It just wasn't going to be me. Yeah, it wasn't going to be me. I didn't make any look. Do you think if I was on my way out? If it wasn't for Bob to Sport, you'd be with the same company that you were with prior to us?

Or would you have, like, bounced around? No, I liked where I was. Yeah. Did you ever have dreams of becoming a CPA? Like, was that something that was in your... Big 4 type guy? I didn't have... No, I wasn't...

No, I didn't really want to study again. Sure. If you have the CPA, do you just have the ability to make more money? Yeah, it opens things up a little bit in the accounting world. You can become like a partner one day. Yeah, well, if you stay in accounting firms, but you can, like, be a controller on the private side, you'd be a CFO. Like, it definitely helps your...

It just gives you that, like, stamp of... of like legitimacy. And some, some people are just, you just, it doesn't matter if you're the smartest guy in the room

and everyone knows you qualify, it's just certain levels of corporate America like you, you're required to have designation. So,

I don't know. All right. Well, fellas, a nice little episode Bob Disforth podcast. Make sure you check out breezygolf.com. The transfusions,

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