Bob Does Sports Podcast - Bob Does Sports Starts A Basketball Team!

Episode Date: April 8, 2024

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We should play basketball and film it. I think we'd get work. We would lose by. We'd get fucked up. I'd need some help on defense. We need some heights somewhere. But you're always available for a fast break. That's the pro and the con.

Do you imagine how funny that would be, though? Like if we just did a pick up five on five. Tick with that outfit, you'd look like Will Ferrell and semi-bril. Semi-brook. Talk about Jackie Moon. Jackie Moon. Yeah. Yeah.

The Slip-Tropics center. It's the socks. It's definitely the sock. Put the camera on yourself for a second. With the hair bust out of that, it definitely adds like another. What do you think it adds? What is it add, Bob? It just adds to the crazy.

It adds to the chaos. Your socks also match your cuyip somehow perfectly. That's not an accident. Well, that was on purpose. That's certainly not an accident. I didn't know they made socks in that color shade, though. It matches perfectly. Yeah, I didn't know the breezy socks.

You got to spend some time, luck. wearing wool socks in Florida is a wild they're not way they're not camera on yourself they look they look they look like they do they don't look like normal puppies on before firing out a night of this is a present how would these look like normal fucking socks this is ridiculous how are they not normal socks i'm confused wool is a completely different material okay what what material would you call that cotton what are your socks made of That's double cotton, dude. Fuck off.

You don't think you look a little big. I think I look fantastic. I think I look like a Boy Scout in these shorts. That's why I don't wear shorts. It's not the shorts. It's the socks that are making you look like a Boy Scout. You think so? I don't think you are looking.

What if I push him down? Take, I think if you don't, no, I'd love him. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. I'm not corporate. I think so. I think he'd rather have a call and send an email.

I think that's at the point. I think that's where he's at now. What does that mean? He does. He's going to circle back. Yeah. And he wants to see his calendar filled up. You will never catch me sending emails like that ever, though I did a couple of it.

It depends, it depends like what the environment is, but I'm more of just like, I'll just, I'll send you text. I haven't gone corporate. I send text messages without formal emails. Well, I send an email and a call will do. We'll do just fine. I don't do calls, typically. I mean, if you do calls. You wouldn't talk to anybody.

if what if you're out of your way have it your way who's that Burger King yeah maybe the word is burnt out instead of gone corporate damn

I mean you're living in beauty to Florida now yeah but it's the same stuff I would I never want to be the guy that is like no no come out because I hate it when people knock up to me

there's nothing anymore I would like you to come on the boat to me yeah yeah I'll try I'll try to make it yeah I'll try to make it for sure that's a no episodes out

are going to be out yeah true this is like the worst day for you to try to decline because you don't have an episode yeah oh my god 100% no Wednesdays

I would really enjoy that it's also too extreme are you just trying to put me on the spot in front of all the people who watch this podcast I mean, I know that's the way it panned out. But more so for your mental health is to have a nice mental health day. A little R&R. Yeah, a little, you know, not a bad idea.

Pop, are you coming on the boat? But you guys are playing, it's already 1 o'clock. It's already 11 o'clock. It's already 9 o'clock. You're playing, you're going golfing. And then and then you're going to the boats. Boats and hose. It's a sunset group.

Are we going on the square group? You want a group? Are we going to end at the group? Whoa, whoa. I don't know. I didn't know that. How about the place before the group? I thought we're going on the boat.

going to have some dinner chill now of a sudden groupers is coming into plan where's the dinner at well that's a good that's a good that's a good question dick are you coming can you come well we i would think we'd need dinner we're gonna have to have dinner after call he says fuck that then i'm in as long as we can find a place that allows little socks you bob do you wear um how do you feel about sandals i think yeah that checks out sandals you don't think those toes haven't seen the light of day though, if you put a little bottle opener underneath? You get me at a NASCAR race? I'll wear them.

Sandals are good enough for Moses, but not for you. Moses didn't have access to Air Yom. He had sandals, dude. He was grinding through that desert. Jesus got a lot of accomplished with sandals on, didn't he? A lot of the sandals have come along with. Top five sandals wears. He just phased them out. Jesus at one.

Jesus at one. Clear one. Jesus and Moses and then skis. And then skis in the top five for sure. And then like one of our cousins probably. What about slides? I love slides. I love slide.

I like white Nike socks with black slides. What? But you wouldn't wear your slides being in prison? What? No, like when you would show up to like basketball practice, you would show up with like the slides on with like the hot. The socks would go up to here. But what about why does the color matter the socks and why not green? No, you're right.

It can be anything. But back in the day they made black and they made white. So I went with white. But why wouldn't you match the socks to the slides to the slide? Oh, because you got to know you got slides on. Yeah. Got it. Got it.

Got it. The guys who showed up to the gym, though, with the slides on were the best players. It's true. They were so loose. You think so? They just walked the air. You know that classic warm up. You walk in.

You kick the slides off. You're like fake, like, you're like fake shooting. You're like throwing like medium floaters up for a little bit. You're like stretching but not stretching while you're watching the competition. I would have paid good money to watch Yaman just stroll into the Jewish community center for, like, a game of pickup and just watch his like shoot around beforehand. We should, we, I was actually thinking this.

We should play basketball and film it and put it in sure, in episode. You know what I was saying last thing? I think we'd get worked. No, but it'd just be us against ourselves. It would just be funny, especially because we need. Well, how would it be us against ourselves? No, we'd go to some, we just shoot around. I don't know, we'd just film us

fucking around the court. I think it'd be better if we did a five on five and like went and played some. Jesus. We would lose. We would lose by, We get fucked up. We'd have to, the mercy rule would go into effect. Let's get in this fine.

It would be a small pro. I'd need some help on defense. We need some height somewhere. I'd need some help. I'd need some help on defense. I mean, he wouldn't even go to the offensive side of the floor. I can't stay with my guy. Simply couldn't stay with my guy.

But you're always available for a fast break. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's the pro and the con. That's the longest, the longest outlet pass in history. Just grab a rebound. That works. I'm gonna get stuck it.

Do you imagine how funny that would be though? Like if we just did a pickup five on five in like a community center and saw how we fared? I wouldn't be able to stop laughing. I'd be dribbling the balls just scared. I'd be fouled out before like the first five minutes. I'd be hucking guys across the court. He'd have four fouls in three minutes. Yeah, that's pretty much.

And all four fouls would have been the rest of all. No, three out of four. They've got to do it. I would want to see Joe in a game and just see him just like level somebody and freak out at the breath. Tick with that outfit, you'd look like Will Ferrell and, you know, what's the, what's the, what's the basketball? Semite. Semite. Semite.

Semite. Talk about Jackie Moon. Jackie Moon. Yeah. The tropics. The Slipharian. Center. I honestly think that

Now that we all live here We Could you have It's so He'd have the headband dude It'd be so good Nope back out back out Give the ball

Give me the ball Nope back out Back out I do think no That now we all live here Like shit like that would be hysterical Just to do I think now that we all live here

You're a jackass You've just been coming at me Since we started this thing I made one comment Which by the way was very fun which was very fine. Is there a park? Is there a park around here?

Yeah, but, yeah, we have a basketball. Is there a basketball? Right, in our, in our, we should go film there. We have one right up here. We could do like, really good. I'm not even kidding, we should make out of a series.

We could do like a sub-series. I know, but we've bobbed as sports. We could do like a softball series. The softball team would be fucking interesting. That would be great. I'm in for that. Basketball. Imagine a soccer?

Yeah, I don't have the fitness for that. But softball would play better because you get the commentary and the dugout. There's some downtime with basketball. There wouldn't be a lot of chatter like there is. What do you laugh at that? It looks like a chimney. When you like hit the vape and then talk? It looks like a dragon.

It looks like a chimney. I'm done. I'm done here. I'm working the camera. I think he's having a great idea. What would we do? We do basketball. I like softball.

I'm saying we grab some of our shoes in here. Stereical. Let me tell you something. If we get a softball team going, that would be, I would be an all-my goal. Let's go to the field, let's just hit around. The one year, remember what... You guys play some wild moments. Yeah, we played for Peninsula softball.

A lot of what I did, I did like a five games, I did a lot of content around the softball team. I mean, the content from that, the behind the scenes of us on a softball team, we would stop golfing. I mean, that would be the end of golf. People would just want to. How many people will we need? We'd need nine at least. I know, yeah, nine, but like... I'd be so bad as far as with games, like, getting to...

Yamanel does not want to come one day. What's your position when you played in L.A.? You played with a group of guys. What was your position? I play... I play first base. You're a first base guy. Yeah.

Yeah, you look... Just fucking not moving in. He's picking balls left and right, though. An airy ball coming his way. A full stretch with those thighs for making a match at first. You want to get a ball pass on. What about you, F.P., would you pitch? I can see that.

Hey, why not catch her, Joe? You don't get a pitcher. Pitcher, I'm asking, what's what? Why would I be pitcher? I feel like you'd be good. You'd be a good pitcher. Why is that? Does it don't have to move?

You got to get it over the plate. It's about aim. It's about aim. Is it fast pitch? Second base. I was not what I was saying. You know, it's, you're out for blood.

man you gotta take a couple of plays off I wasn't out for blood my god I heard it I heard it let it go I was just gonna I was gonna keep him even my David Wells ass out there by the way David Wells a great guy we saw him a time did he threw a perfect game didn't he sure yeah he did he did people forget that David Wells is a great name drop I think second base. I feel like I could manage that gap pretty well. All right, who's our pitcher then, Bob? For sure. He's a pitcher.

Bob used to be shortstop, though. I think he's a good shortstop. You need a good shortstop. You need a good center fielder, too. Mm-hmm. Wow. Yeah, center fielder's a crucial. I'm going to go wherever you guys put.

Jensen's got some pace, too. Jensen looks very athletic. I will say he's a soccer player. He's got a run. Yeah. Do you think he can catch? Like judging a fly ball might be a problem. Yeah.

Well, find out. We'll do practice. Get Malillo at the corner. Oh, yeah. The juice man is. Yeah. Juice is in right field. Smoking his sig.

I don't even know if he smoked sigs, but I feel like you would out there. You know, Bairdon would play catcher. He could play a great catcher. It'd be great. Baird would just... His back would, yeah.

So we'd get him a chair. He'd just sit in a chair behind him. That would be, really funny. When I look at him, he looks broken. It's hard to watch. Like, I'm not even, like, it's hard. When he was sitting at the balcony lounge, Mike,

he was hunched. Yeah. The way he sits on the chair, it's like, it's holding up his body, like his body's on the lip. Like, he can tell he's really hurting. That's tough. Yeah.

He won't deny it either. He said he's broken. And I used to make fun of Poppy because Poppy was wearing a wool onesy. It was a little socks or a guy. Poor pops taking a beating. He took his villain. He just shattered his back.

Is your back still back? I wore wool socks on hardwood stairs, and I just... Yeah, you just... You could have been... You went that way and just bang right on the stairs? My ass provided no protection for my bed, landed right on that to the spole of my back. I haven't been the same sense. You're a wild man.

And this guy used to make fun of me left and right. I'd show up to golf times just stretching and he's laughing, and then two years later, this guy's got crying. got chronic back issues himself i'll tell you what's not when it happened i went over d and i apologize i said you did that is true the back issues is real tick i got a question what i'm sorry what's what's the end game and this is not i mean in a good way no no a good way what's the end game with the hair right now oh in a good way no i don't even mean that a bad way i think no i'm being i think it looks i think it looks i think it looks fantastic i do too but i know see bob this is the being Bob being Bob.

I think the end game's another two surgeries, I think. I don't know. It looks like shit. I can't. No, I think it looks good. If you stay right where you're at. Just said that, but I'm saying,

yeah, I love the flow. What I need it to do is to get longer so then it can start straightening out a little bit. No, I like that. You like that it's doing this? Yeah. Oh yeah.

I can't tell if you're fucking with me because he's laughing in the corner. He loves it everything. A hundred percent. You look at, he's got that straight. He has the straighter hair. This guy. Yeah.

He's in a great. I like, I like, Like, Yeah. I think I got When mine's shorter, it does that.

It has that little bit of a width and I like that. I'm being honest. I'd like to get a little bit more like yours, but not as long as yours. Do you think, 21?

It's just unbelievable. The volume. I got a bit of a mollet situation though, so I do need to trim it down a little bit. That's kind of cool. No, you're like the mole? Long enough. You're long in the front.

That's a hockey flow, dude. That's sick. Yeah. It's a little lax lettuce. Yeah, it's true. It does. Look, I can't get there. I wish I could.

But you saw me at Carbone when I couldn't wear the hat. That was rough. It's just not crazy. You two are so hard on yourselves with your hair. It's unbelievable. It's not nearly what you guys presented as. It's unbelievable. Because when I look in the mirror, I still see the guy I was four years ago.

And who is that guy? Well, you clearly aren't. You clearly aren't. Yeah, but it's tough when you see yourself. Sometimes you just see that. So are you going to believe yourself when you know you're wrong? Are you going to believe the other people telling you that you look good? Listen, you're making great points.

Yeah, but that's a battle. That's a battle. And by the way, Bob, you could do the flow. I've got to get it growing. I told Bobby needs to growed out. I'm smoking it. So it's... I happen to like it short, though. That's fine.

But you could do that. You could grow it out. 100%. But you've had a weird transition. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Honestly, do Poppy's going through that transition? No, you passed.

No, you're on it. You're on it. You're passed. You're past it. He passed it. He passed it. Bob just wants to bury you for your hair right now. It's coming from all angles today.

I think it's great. I really, I don't know. Whatever you did at Carbone the other night, you had it sort of, it was the best I had ever seen your hair look. It was great. It's like golf, you know, someday you think you had. I think just about how you style it. Like if you, like, sometimes when you go to like, you know, to get your haircut or whatever, they style it a certain way and it always looks better than when you do it yourself. Right. Right.

You just need to figure out how, because when you come after a haircut, sometimes I'd be like, oh, that looks great. And then, like, two days later, you try to do it the same way yourself. And it's just not the same. I've had that problem, too. Got a great barbershop here that I love. A junior's barbershop is every time I walk, a little place that I can do a good walk-in. And every time I walk in, they got just barbers on deck. That's where I get my beard trimmed.

It took me two years to find a guy in L.A., and I finally did, and then we moved. I don't know what I'm going to do How was that feeling out process? In L.A.? Yeah. It was great. It was, I mean, but it was like a, like, I got, I think somebody recommended.

No, no, no, no. Really? Yeah, but he was, it was like a salon or something. And. The referral. It was referral. Then I text it. I like when you can just text him on the side and be like, hey, can I come in at this time.

Yeah, and they're like, yeah, I'm here, whatever. So, so the last few haircuts I got in L.A. was this guy, his name was Roy, and then we moved. But you went in New York to try. So when I went to New York, I had my old guy take care of me. You're a little more particular about who cuts your hair than I would have expected you. I, yeah, I mean, I guess. I thought you'd just be the kind of, you just walk in somewhere.

No, haircuts are for our, haircuts are the thing for me. Well, here's. I rarely get them. My hair grows very slow. Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do. It's a good set. You do.

great set. Yeah, I mean, it's, it's solid. I'm, I'm appreciative of, of my hair. It's not as good as this guy, but, you know, I have to, I have to come mind. Mine's getting way too long. Let me take something. That is the unicorn of hair. That's, you, I see you guys pump my tires up.

You're like Jared Leto. That's ridiculous. I don't think it's, I think, I, listen, I think I have good hair. But this guy acts like I am like the fucking Elvis Presley of hair. It's outrageous. You really, you really, you're style it that way. It could be. There's no, there's no loss in this hair.

It's not, not one. Well, it is getting long. You've got great. It's getting very long. Yeah. I'm going to get it trimmed like maybe this week. It's been longer. I, I think,

no, it's, when it's, when I don't have a hat on, dude, I got a mop. Get off your hat. I've got it. Oh, you look phenomenal. Yeah. I got it. I got individual strings of hair that are like going three feet back. Oh my God.

That's just wild. This is, it's wildly. so much volume. The volume. Do you put stuff in there? No, no. See, that's crazy. It's naturally like that. I haven't put, sometimes I'll gel it, like I jelled it when we went to carbone. No suavecito in there.

You don't have anything in there right now? Did you take a shower? I do a shower and I threw a hat right on. You have that sheen about it naturally? And that's a flake- It's glowing. Three times, Zach, dand-fiting ingredients.

Shut off flakes Anti-dandruff shampoo Wow That was great when Cutsi showed up In the Great Gatsky out with the Carbone Oh my God That was wild That was

It was a sweater over a dresser Your hair's too long for gel right now Yeah I don't put gel in it Yeah That carbone thing coming out You look like a You look like a hockey coach Yeah

Like the Iceland coach You look like the Iceland Yeah correct But a little bit long You're stunned You look at Gordon Bombay coaching the fucking national team.

Yeah. You just got out of a shower. Hans. You got to watch it such a great movie. You got great forehead ratio too.

That's underappreciated as well. What does that mean? It doesn't start up here. You've got like a, you've got like a three finger forehead, which is the perfect number. People always talk about foreheads now. Sure.

Am I crazy? Doesn't everybody have the same forehead for the most part? No, he's got a much shorter forehead than you. It's not to shorten. That's just his hair. Sure, exactly.

Put how many fingers it takes to get to your hairline from your eyebrows. Right, but if he shaved his head, maybe. He'd have the same bar. Tick. Tick. If he shaved his head, he'd have the same forehead as everybody. But that's not the... So it's not the size you're conned.

So it's not the size of your forehead. It's where you... It's your hairlines. Well, the hairline is the foreline. He's got a great hairline. He's got a great headline. It starts in a great spot. It's one of the few things I got going for me. Pop, I can talk hairlines.

with you all day. Me too. I've got a lot to talk about. It's like you know what it's so funny. That's great. Once like my and back home, I have a couple friends who they just talk here. And it's like they're in their own secret society. It's like they're in their own world and everybody else just has no idea. And they're sending pictures and like they don't have good sets of hair. No. Appreciate it more. No. It's like you know it's very similar to like like we take for granted. Like I'm at a good height like people who are short, which they had a few more inches, you know? preach. That's the thing I don't understand what Beardown talks about how it's so

horrible to be tall. Like most people would love to be tall. You know what though, Joe, the more I do think about it because he is so. He's very tall. It does have to get annoying people being like, oh my God, you're tall.

That does probably get annoying to a degree. That's just a trade off though. Yes. That's just like, that's like a billionaire being like, oh my God, you're a billionaire. It's like, I'm sure it's annoying.

You got a billion fucking dollars. He's like, there's his hair too tall. There's life inconvenient. Once you start ducking through doorways? He doesn't fit in like showers. Like he can't. I would, why not? Because he's two.

There's a thing as too tall to wear. Not like he's seven to two, Bobby six. Have you seen him take photos on airplanes when he's crammed in the bathroom? Well, everybody looks like that in an airplane. No, you don't. Nobody, nobody that's not his height does. Okay. So when he takes a flight, I'd rather.

I can deal with what he wants. I agree. P and 5-7 sticks. Something cool about it, too. You're so low to the ground, you've got great center of gravity. It's part of what makes you a good golfer probably. You think you'd be just as good a golfer if you live the same life at 6-7 as you did now at 5-7? You probably have great four.

Six-7's tough for golf. But I would pump the ball. If I figured it out, I'd be, I would fucking rip it. You'd be driving at 3.30. There are no like 6-7 pro-golvers. There's one guy on the European tour I can think of. How tall is Ernie Alps? Wasn't he?

Big boy. Probably 6. Isn't that Adberg or whatever? If you're 63, 6.4, that's a good spot to be as well. Yeah, Aberg. I think Aberg is really, I don't know, 6.7. He sees he's tall. 634 is tall.

Couture is tall as hell. I saw him on the range. Matt Couture is a tall glass of water. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We always see him at Rivier and I was like, holy shit. You just need that Akshay build. Did something about the Lakers? Or the Zaltors.

Yeah, he started a power forward. for the Lakers. If the Lakers need a power forward, Matt Cooch's your guy. It'd be like replacing Vladi DeVotch. He's a big boy. I was on YouTube the other day and a random YouTube short came up and Perez and Jeter were over and some guy was doing

like a swing analysis on Favreze. Whoa. It was fucking awesome because like you see all those whole time with like the pros and then it just stood beyond the range like you're going to see here like his alignment here and it was awesome. He's got one of the most unassuming or not unassuming

What did he say? He was like, no, he's, yeah, one of the most more shocking swings in all of golf. Yeah, he seemed legit. He was, you know, he had diagrams. Yeah. Well, I didn't, the guy said it. Now, to me, it's everything I've always expected. What would you think that he meant by that?

By FP swing? Yeah. Just how shallow he gets, you know, you wouldn't expect a guy. Like I'd start my back swing and a chicken tender just shows up in my mouth. I don't know what the guy is expected. It was good. It was good. A little Polynesian sauce on the side.

It's gold, bad. It's really good. It's been a good bod. Did he like break it down frame by frame? Sure did. Sure did. I run into a lot of didn't need it, it, it seems. You do.

You take a... You take a... You take a bang job. Me and FP take it the most. How are you going to make this about you? I just said, I get banged all the time. Joe, there's an example right there.

I'm just saying you get banged all the time. I also get banged all the time from this guy over here. That's true. I would say, I'm not sure. But yeah, but I would say. Different kind of banging. Well, it's still a bang. But listen, if you're going to bag.

So long as you're tag. Because he's saying he takes banging from Bob bangs him. F. He's taking bangings from randoms on TikTok. Joe gets banged by people online too. But you just get banged in like a comment here there. We'll call, you know, we'll... I get banged every two weeks by Callaway. That's a good point.

How? I mean, it's a great bang. What do they bang you? They always smoke a post. Did you see what they put up yesterday about that pot that I left that was so fucking horrid? No. No. Yeah. You didn't see that against the match against Xander? I put a pot that was like the worst putt of all time.

Exposure. Listen, as long as you're going to bag. you better tag. Yeah. And they tag every time. As long as you tag, you can back. Mr. Irons knows,

he knows the tag. So we're all, we're all Gucci on this end. But I'm saying it's still bad. They finally fire us all the time. It'll be like somebody's like club face and it'll be like somebody hitting the ball like on like the hazel every time and the hossel's like dent it. Like tag somebody whose club this looks like and don't call it would be like, I'll start at

brilliantly done. Yeah. They're sometimes blatant. They're like tag the shittiest. golfer you know at Joey Colbuckus I've seen a few of them but you know what again if you are

gonna bag you tag that's right Cali's got a million followers more it's a good life lesson that's right yeah it's one of the

one of the bigger lessons I think we've all learned is that if you're gonna bag you better tap the tag is sometimes worth the bag always almost always dude sometimes

sometimes not a trade you're gonna get bag yeah so you might as well if that's gonna have happen for sure it's like it's like those animals in the wild that they put the chip on they're gonna get bagged just tag there's a lot of waggings that i would forego yes the tagging on but if i'm gonna get the bag i i gotta get tag i would even claim if it's a big enough tag i welcome the bag yeah that's fair it's a rarity it's a rarity but there there's nothing worse

you know what the worst one ever of all time was there's nothing worse stevo bagged the shit out of me and tagged Bob Oh no. That's the worst one of all time dude. This guy bagged me with the fucking Yeah, oh yeah, it was well on his way to the garage door. Stivo reposted with the bag

and tagged Bob. He's at the UFC. You shouldn't talk to it. I thought about it, but he wouldn't have known who the fuck I was. He was busy holding up feastables behind Logan Paul. That's my favorite. I went the other week. I went. I just ended up on Logan Paul's Instagram. It's a picture of him and KSI at the

UFC holding up their drink and in the background you just see Kutti just like staring at them. I had the beast the Beast. Well that was on the Jumbo Tram. There's situations that Cutsi could be in that from a farm looking at it makes it ten times funnier. Oh, dude. Like Cutsi's sitting

next to Logan Wall to me is the funniest thing. Like it wouldn't have looked as funny with it. Like Katsi just like this guy welcomes it too. We're like getting ready to leave you. She's like, go stand next to Joe Burrow, I got to take a picture. I'm like, good God.

Did you get a pick next to it? Next to Kenny, next to Kenny Pickett? That's also coming from a guy that, uh, during the fucking shot of glory, spent like 20 minutes just trying to stand next to Nick Saban. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. He was just in fact, you know, I don't know what you didn't want to talk to the guy. You just wanted to stand near him.

Somehow he ended up next to me. I didn't even know. I got, I got you. I got a few of you. with Nick, coach, with coach. Ball coach? Yeah. Hey, can you get the ball coach over here for a pick?

I think ball coach? Sure thing, guys. Hey, coach, this guys want to pick. Not in a word. No. That was wild. That was one of the wilder. That was awesome.

I was before I shanked the golf ball. I just saw that. Oh, you posted that clip recently. Yeah. Yeah. Didn't you put roast me, which I think is great. Yeah. Listen, at this point, I know there's going to be some shares with some roast.

So, might as well welcome. Oh, you're asking people to roast you? Yeah. I think. if you welcome the roast, then the roast is never as bad as it could as it could be. Do you really want the roast though? Like deep down, do you actually want it or you want it just? I mean, yeah, I posted the video, so sure enough. Well, I mean, like, I think, I think at this point now, we've embraced the fact that we're not good golfers to the point where, like, nobody can like sit here and, like, pointed us to be like, those guys think that they're good.

Like, we, we've embraced the fact that we're like, like, you know, humor, like content first golf channel with a great golfer and two guys. guys who are sporadic as the fucking wind and sometimes can put something together but often are shit. Often. Sometimes may be good. Sometimes maybe good. Sometimes, most times maybe shit.

Because he said it, sometimes I'd actually go on the record to say if the tag is big enough. I'd welcome the bag. You ever been bagged? There's nothing worse than getting bagged without a tag. It's a rarity. But it happens. It does happen. It's a rarity.

It's just. It's an nightmare. It's like a 2% rate and it's brutal. Total nightmare. Yeah. You feel used a little bit. Yeah, it's tough. It's tough.

But, you know, look, what are you going to do? It's nice to get together in Florida, boys. Yeah, it is. Yeah. Good for us. I was going to call on Zoom, to be honest. From up there. Not doing the podcast.

I'm talking about Jupiter and us all being together and then coming on Zoom. I thought that was hysterical. Totally, totally true. So, yeah, it is nice all the impression. I don't even, can I say something real quick? I don't know if I don't even know if I should say this. I was watching a video of a different group, not even a golf group, just like a YouTube content type deal.

They had this little office thing. It was like this little tiny. It was probably, I shouldn't say tiny, but it was probably as big as this whole room. And they had it like set up like one, wall was like this studio and one wall was this and what was that what was that and what was that and I was like you know we should get that like we should we've talked about it but we should get it yeah sure it looked it's talking about it literally no I know but it's it's it's it's almost been like

super preliminary not due to you but I'm just saying in general and it's like why don't we just make them it was like it was like your dream like it was like one big ass man cave with like so much room for like cool shit. Yeah, you put a pot on one wall. You put a like a live stream thing on another wall. There was like one office. There were jerseys everywhere. Yeah, there were like blacks everywhere.

They were playing like video games. I was like, damn. You guys were playing FIFA the other day. How was that? Oh, we did. I can't wait to get my hands on that. Bob and I got fucking worked online yesterday. You guys got to do an ultimate team.

I was telling him FP. You create an ultimate team and you play online. You can like create and trade and like draft your own players. I just want to play. But I just want to play. I just want to ride. We went 0 and 3, but it's so much fucking. Yeah.

We did TV 2. It's the best game to me. Yeah. It's working together. We did like us two on the same team. That's tough. Well, you make sure you play against people doing the same. Yeah.

We did, we did well. And then we just blew it. We just blew it. We just blew it. We just turned the ball over. Valdi. Yeah. Playing against like a 12 year old.

I'm not good on. I'm not good on D at all. Who were you playing against some child? Hard to know. Mm-hmm. Do you play as one player the whole time or can you switch on the defender? No, you don't switch to the same. It won't let you switch to.

No. You know what I used to play as? Oh, yeah. I mean, he's here. Arsenal, what my favorite team was? Interesting. The Belgium national team. That's a good team.

It was so good back in the day. Yeah. Lecocois. Debrino. Debrino. Yeah. Goods and company. All those guys.

Yeah. Axel Vitzel. Axel Vitzel. Yeah. Eden Hazade. Hazade. Yeah. It's a good team.

They had that goalie, too. I forget his name. Quotois. Yes, yes. Oh, yeah. Good team. Can never win at all. They beat the US in 2008, yeah.

Lukaku was their striker. Yeah, it's very good. I had so much fun with that to work. I feel like the FIFA days are just getting started. FIFA days are fun. I mean, the 1B1s are also amazing, but there's something about playing the same team on these call on. You get four controllers, you go 2V2, that's a lot of fun.

That's a fun ride. We'll definitely get those going. I would really look. would really be. The other thing too is I will say Madden is great, but the game lasts way longer in duration than FIFA game. Yeah, that's true. It's a longer

play. So, like, you could get more FIFA matches in than you would be in like an hour span, and you would be able to get Madden matches by quite a lot. Does nobody play NBA 2K anymore? That's what I used to play. I was so good at that. Really? Yeah. But everybody plays FIFA now or Madden. Yeah. Or

like, everybody plays, like, Fortnite now. Or that stuff. And they tricked us because the even better game was the NCAA games. The NCAA. No basketball. But those got rid of a long time ago. Correct. But those were the greatest.

Yeah, they were so cool. And they fooled us this past couple months that they were like, they're bringing it back. They're bringing football back. The last one they made, the reason they got canceled was because the guy looked too much like Blake Griffin. That was the last one. Is that what it was? Yeah. They're bringing the football back, though, and the players can opt in.

Correct. That's right. For $600. That's right. I'm dead serious. That's true. Yeah. Arch opted out.

Yeah, that's a smart guy. There's got to be so much legality and stuff around now, especially with like the NIL and like setting that up to where I'm sure NCAA did want to come back, but they probably were dealing with so much shit. Yeah. Apparently now it is coming back. It's a lot of fun. Who do you like in the final four, C-cuts?

Purdue. Even while knowing that Yukon has missed their, has been delayed on their, have you seen all that stuff about them? Yeah. UConn's been like their flight's been delayed or so. They don't, like, everybody's losing their mind because they're not going to get enough sleep. I think they might lose to Alabama. Yukon Alabama. What's the other game?

Purdue against. It's an 11.5 point spread, but Alabama runs and guns. I think Purdue's going to win it all. I think the E.D. Kid is pretty tough to guard. And Mike, I just think that I think they got past the first round, which they normally don't. So they have a chance to win it all. I take Purdue. I have them in my bracket, which is a sportsman.

Sportsman bracket. Oh, is that with the fans? No, we did one each of us, me, Mike B, ticket, and Mr. Anderson. So, Yukon just looks so damn good, man. Yeah, they're smoking everybody. When was the last time a team won back to back? Florida. Florida.

Billy Donovan. They've been beating the shit out of people, though. It's not like they're just squeaking out wins. They're winning by 30, 25. They haven't had a close game yet. They have big guys. They have a few guys who could compete with ED2. They got the only, they got like two guys who are like six, seven, seven something to, like.

They're nasty. I think they're really, really tough. All right, boys, you want to do a little Q&A? here close down. All right, first question comes from Joseph Bankier. Oh, no. Whoa, Joey B.

Who has the most Riz out of the five of you guys? I'm Joey B. I'm surprised. I don't know. Why are you looking to me? What is Riz? Bob.

Bob's got some Riz. It's either Bob for Shet's quietly got some Riz to him. It's Bob. What is Riz? It's like game. It's like game. Like spitting game to chicks.

Oh, with swagger. Is that what the kids are calling it now? Riz? Riz. The Rizler. I think it's easily Bobber or J. It's probably Bob just straight up. I think I got some.

I got some sneaky Riz too. I got some sneaky Riz, but I need, you know, I don't do it because I'm married and I need liquor in me. Sure. Yeah. Yeah, I'm the same. Does liquid courage like play into the Riz? Sure.

Whatever it takes. I feel like that's performance enhancing drugs though. I'm not sure that that counts. I think Riz is just what you're naturally gifted with. I think so. However you show up to a Riz is your Riz. You're like a Bob shine away. Yeah, he knows.

You've got the TOR sauce. Bob's got Riz with dudes if you want. You know what I'm saying he just, that's his skill. That's what he does. He's got the gift of Gow. He can talk. He can make any feeling. He's charming.

He's charming. Yeah. Gift of Gap. I just keep pointing back to Yaman. I thought Yaman. You just don't want the spotlight on yourself. I can do it. I just don't.

I don't like to try anything. If I want, I can't. Nothing wrong with a little catch and release. Sure, sure. See you at the group tonight? Big mouth Billy Bass. All right. Next one comes from Nick Lap 1015.

What would you guys get the hockey way? ridiculous question well I think FPSF he's the most familiar with the with the Aki way I would get my whole life the Aki way but I mean like if I'm in that bodega getting something from Aki correct Um

Like a Debbie bun No that tight Um I mean it's true Little Debbie's little Debbie's Wait can I ask a question first is the Akiway have to be something from him or can I get something

somewhere else and then he does it the Akiway? I think it's yeah. Like can I bring a chicken sandwich with Chick-fil-A and get them like an ingredient. Okay. Like you can give him like hot cheetos. Can I get like a BLT the Aki way? Yeah, but he's making the whole BLT.

Right. But what would you could add like hot Cheetos? I would probably want like, and this is probably pretty weird, but I would like like a toasted peanut butter and jelly and I would like to like throw in pretzels?

Some like kettle chips the Akiway. Okay. On a Jamaican bun. Yeah. Jamaican bun. Sure, sure. Never, never, never. That's what I would do.

Yeah, I feel like the ingredients you have to give is something from like the bodega. It has to be something wild, yeah. Yeah. He doesn't. I mean, but he'll never say no. He'll try. Maybe if KFC did a cheetah, the Yaki way, then maybe they'd be back. I think that's what they tried to do.

I don't even make it. Where is Aki's store? Like, I would have gone there. I know. Is it in Brooklyn or it's in the city thing? It's in Manhattan. Comment below. Where do you think of hockey store? Where is hockey store?

I don't know. Would you play a seven wood? Have you ever played a seven wood? I don't even know what, what is that from? What would you guys get, Pop? Who would you get the hockey way? Something with a bagel. A bagel with like a chicken cutlet.

Wow. Yeah, like chicken cutlet in the middle. How about a chicken Caesar wrap with bagel? The hockey way. Yeah. Like bagel croutes? Yeah. Or just a bagel would be like the wrap.

Like you'd wrap it inside. But then it's got to be all spilling out, right? No, but we do. I mean, at the Breezy Lounge, five iron breezy lounge, they do it on like a French roll. Right, but with a bagel, you got the whole backs. There's nothing protecting the backside to keep the salad part from falling out. Well, you wrap it in a wrap so that you'd have the wrap.

Oh, that's good. Good. I like that a lot. The occupies. Don't forget to bed. There's nothing better than that. You lived in New York, right? Bodega runs are the best. They're the absolute best.

They're the best. Just the best bacon, egg and cheese bagels. Forget, just walking into a bodega at three in the morning, hammered beyond belief is the greatest experience of all time. You live in New York. I lived in Brooklyn for about 11 months a long time ago. Of course he did. Are you 40?

He's starting to just, starting to not add up. He's got. He's starting to. I'm adding up the months and it's just like, this guy moved out of his house when he was eight. He's got that. He's got that Theo Vaughan thing. He was like the kid who threatened to leave the house and like run away and just actually did.

I was emancipated. I can take it. We lived in Brooklyn for 11 months and then I went to high school. Yeah, it's like. I don't remember the Brooklyn thing. I, that's totally. I know. You're hearing what you need to hear.

And the rest is font. That's not. How did Brooklyn treat you? He would Jet knew. Yeah, because I lived in New York, so you told me because of that. It was right after I got back. I don't know when it was. See, I was 11.

See, I know. I know he lived in Brooklyn. If you ask me when, I can't piece. Because he's, when I think of ticket. I think of Philly. I think of Machu Picchu. I think of Brooklyn. I think of L.A.

Charles. A lot of these things happened while I would do, like, my summers in high school, I would take those trips to like Peru, Machu Picchu, Chile, a lot of those. Chile. Chile. Chile. Santiago is apparently a beautiful place. I love me.

Were you in college? Well, Bob, I dropped out of college. You dropped out of college and moved to Brooklyn? I've also told you that a thousand times. That's when he was the big ticket. Oh, yeah. You finished a freshman year. Oh, no, he was the big ticket.

No, no, I had a massive, uh, we don't need to get this. Yeah, mentally I wasn't well. I wasn't well, had to get out of there. So you went to, you went to Brooklyn? Well, I took some time off and then I went to, on the gap year trip, on the rest of 11. I went to Australia, Fiji, New Zealand. And then when I got back, I went to Brooklyn. And then when I left Brooklyn, I went to L.

And I was in L.A. and I was in L. Because I could see you being like a hipster. Just hopping around. Like, you probably were like to sit. Like, just like rolling around into like smoking, like, cigarettes. I was in good shape. I had a lot more style than this. I can't figure it out.

I have the yips with fashion now. I can't figure it out. Nothing fits. They're all warm sleeves. The pants all the time. It's too hot. I've lost it. I've got to try to get skinny and figure it out again.

Me too. But good news. The McDonald's shirt will start you on that route. Yeah, I got banged by the McDonald's guy, by the way. Did you wear it yet? I got absolutely. You feel like a million bucks. Those shirts are nice.

Give me a McDonald's shirt 2XL the hockey way. Damn. They're on the house. Yeah. There's things shrink though. Sure. That's what they want you to believe. Dry them.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Tick, if you told that thing in the dryer, it'll be a shrink right up for you. Tell me about what the guy thought of who I was. I'm a big. I'm a big. You know what? I refuse to believe he even sent one for me.

Well, I will say, what was left. I looked last night. And that ain't right. I look. I actually look last night, Dick. And I, I think you actually didn't get banged. I think I banged you accidentally. No, I took an X.

I took an X. and then there was a double XL. So he probably meant for me to wear the double and for you to wear the X-L. I think that Ray Kroc personally banged you. I don't think he had me in mind at all. I just think he thought we all

made one of us. The thing is, McDonald's isn't in the T-shirt business. That's correct. They're in the real estate business. Every time. I'll do this all day. I love me. We also have $300 worth of gift cards. Wow. Sitting in the journey.

You can't buy those. There's no like McDonald's merchandise. You can't buy that show. I almost want to ask him again, not for the gift card, just for more merch. And he also sent me a giant French fry floaty that we're going to use the next time we have a pool. That's awesome. A giant McDonald's French fry floater. Those shirts were awesome.

All right, let's do one more. Thank you, McDonald's. One more? We'll go with Liam Hayes underscore 93. Fuck Mary Kill, Wendy's, Nando's, and Tim Horton's. Oh. Fuck. That's a good one.

one. That's a good three there to pick. Wendy's? I got mine too. I got it. I think I got mine too. Correct. Yeah. Again, it's not of it. I loved Tim Horton. Yeah. Yeah, you got a construction. Yeah. Tim Orton's is getting the axe.

Yeah. It just went up against a couple juggernauts. We're going to have the same one. I'm married Wendy's, yeah. I'm married Wendy's. Fucking Nando's is. It's over. You know, you go, the Nando's. You hang out and come back. It's over there.

A little sneaky link? Yeah, overseas. Yeah, overseas sneaky link. And you got Nando's is good too, but you can't have, like, Wendy's is the bad. I can never, ever kill Tim Horns. I'm killing Nando's every fucking day of the week. Bro, we've had Nandoz once in. Exactly.

We had it eight times. Exactly. We had it eight times. Okay, but when is the next time we're going to have Nando? It wasn't just Nando's. It was cheeky Nando. You don't cheat on your wife every day. I'm married to Wendy, dude.

I'm married to Wendy. I'm only going to fuck Nandoz. But here's the thought of why you should kill Wendy's. No. Here's the thought. I feel like I can piece together what I can get from Wendy's and a lot of other spots. I think I can get it from McDonald's. I think I can go to the Burger King.

I think I can go to a lot of other places to get. I can't go to a lot of other places to get what I can get from Tim Horton and Andrews. I don't know nothing about what. Bob put me on to Wendy's two years ago. Not that I had never heard. I just had never had it. I love Wendy's. Sure.

Wendy's my girl. Her name is literally Wendy. How can you not like, you have to marry her? She's that red-headed slut. You can't kill one. I think you can. Joey, dude, what do you got? I'm killing Nando's.

I mean, I love Nandos, but it's rotisserie chicken. I mean, it's, and I had it. Yeah, we had it eight times in the span of a week, but I had it one time, essentially, in my life. I am absolutely. Did you love it? I did love it, but sometimes you have to kill what you love, and if it comes back, then I'll have it for the rest of your life.

I'm married Tim Hordons. I'm going to fuck with Wendy. and I will kill Nando's. Being Canadian, I think it changes the outlook of, of, and plus it's like I'm so much more familiarized with Tim Hortons. Like, I feel like if you guys had Tim Horns on the reg. That's true. Tell you what, I'd marry a nice cap.

I'd marry a nice cap. Yeah, sure. People say Tim Hortons isn't what he used to be. Wow. Well, I don't live in Canada anymore, so I don't have it very much. Have you actually heard that? They said it's like kind of commercialized now. It's not what he used to do.

I remember when you used to go to Tim Hordens, like, the old school days, dude. They were not that many of them. They weren't very corporate. It was special, man. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's literally a fucking fast food, well, essentially fast food restaurant created by a hockey player

for the country of Canada. I'll tell you what, that frozen lemonade special. Oh, and it's chilly. Their breakfast and the chili, their breakfast are great, man. Their breakfasts are like, when I used to live in Canada, it was like McDonald's one, and then Tim Horns was probably two for breakfast.

Great McDonald's over there too. Yeah, they do. They have a lot of items that we don't have here. You know what are at great McDonald's. Scotland. Yeah, Edinburgh had a great. Edinburgh.

Those chips, those chips, those wraps. You guys eaten those fries? It's going on with this one. It's going on over here, dude. We went halfway across the globe just binge on McDonald's. But didn't they say they had different

like, because of America, I could be wrong, but I thought that Rick and them were saying, like they didn't recognize some of the items on our menu? Or they were like, Have you read that this? It's different.

And isn't it strictly because it's just healthier over there? Probably. And ours are just much bigger and more fattening. Sure. That makes sense. Perfect. I actually had Mandoz over here. Now, what would you guys?

There's some in D.C., which it's not enough for me to go up there. Dallas. I'm going to ask another fuck Mary Kill. But I'm going to ask Wendy's, Taco Bell, and McDonald's. that's tough I was that that

is really tough I'm marrying Wendy I'm fucking Mickey D's and I'm I'm gonna marry Mickey D's man it's because that Taco Bell challenge it's it's ruined it for you

you're going to talk about you love I would still have it it's not like a Tatsu situation but um oh I'd marry Tatsu I'm probably marrying Taco Bell Yeah, that's a good...

Fucking Wendy. I can't kill McDonald's. I can't kill McDonald's. You're killing McDonald's? I can't. I think McDonald's... You like Wendy's more than McDonald's. Yeah.

I can't. No way. I do. Holden arches, man. I do, I do. I think McDonald's pound for pound. I do too. Between the breakfast and all the other items they have.

I think Wendy's has a great breakfast. I think those breakfast potatoes is the best potato in the fast food game and I've been saying it for five years. Wendy's is good, but I just, I could have McDonald's much more regularly than Wendy's. I feel like it's just And Taco Bell is in no world Ever gonna get killed

Yeah, I'm killing Wendy I'm killing I'm killing Taco Bell I didn't you just say you're gonna kill Taco Bell But don't you feel like you're getting You're keeping two burger joints and you're picking Mexican McDonald's you gotta mix it up You gotta McDonald's like a home

It's like McDonald's is a home You know what I mean like it's You know like the chicken nuggets And McDonald's are what makes a house a home Is that your number one Fast food item in the game? I think so. So, yeah, and it's not even like, I just, yeah.

Pretty good. Yeah. And then. And then Bob put me on the baconator and I haven't looked back. It's the best sandwich in sport. It's the best sandwich. It's fantastic. Baconator's the number one.

Better than the Picante dog at a Dodgers stadium. That was great. All right. Well, we did what we two best. Talked a whole lot of nothing. A whole lot of nothing. A whole lot of nothing. you next time.