Bob Does Sports Podcast - Bob Does Sports Talk Barstool Chicago, Joey Cold Cuts IMPLOSION & The Future Of The Podcast!

Episode Date: October 18, 2024

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Sometimes one of the days of a lot of times the good behind the scenes can carry an episode. Yeah, that behind the scenes was pretty good, right? Which one is this for? It was Christian Polistic. It's coming out today. You guys on the boat. And, um, leaving Wednesday.

The pod will probably be out on Friday, but it's a good one. We held it for a long time because we had so much stuff going on, but happy, happy to have me trying to freaking do the water skating or whatever the, the water, uh, yeah, water skiing. He kept calling waterboarding. And Bob's like, we're doing the water, ordered. I was, I felt like I was drowning myself, like some kind of Chinese water torture was horrible, man. Yeah, but the good thing is everyone looks stupid. It wasn't just you and everyone else did well.

I'll tell you. I've never felt fatter pop when I was sitting on that thing. And they're like, pull yourself up. You know, it's a lot of weight to pull when you can't even fathom like lifting yourself up out of the waist. It's hard. I mean, Christian made it look so easy. It's hard. Turns and flips. I mean, insanity. Yeah, weren't you just looking at him when he was up on that water? Just like, man, this guy's got it at all. You know what I mean? Like, this guy's just got it.

And some people could pull off tattoos. Some can't. Christian Polisic can pull off tattoos. Like, if you lined us up, who's pulling off like full sleeve tattoos the best out of all? It'd be pop for sure. You think pop? Yeah, or you? I think you don't think Perez could pull off some tats.

No. I could see Pop having some, some tats and some hidden places. Just a big old neck tattoo. You know what would be cool that I do kind of want to do, but you just, there's no going back is, have you ever seen on like a sleeve, but it's just all black? Yeah. The machine gun telly. I kind of like that. I think that would be cool, but other, you know what I got to get?

I came really close years ago to like getting a full sleeve. Really? I thought about it really hard. I could see, yeah, I could see it. Yeah, I could see it. That's a big, that's a, by the way, that's a. a lot of time in that chair. I don't know if I could handle the needle to be completely honest. I heard it hurts like a bitch. How much is it caught? Like what does a tattoo go for?

You got to think like something like if you did like I wouldn't have done a full sleeve. I probably would have done like to like up here like a half sleeve or something. I think it's like thousands of dollars. Yeah. It's a lot of money. Two, three thousand bucks. It also depends who you go to. Because like anybody in their mother now can pick up a needle and say they do tattoos. But like I think if you're going to if you're going to invest your time into doing something like that that's one of those situations where you don't opt for the cheap option you just pay extra it's going to be on your body yeah by the by ladies and gentlemen this is the bob does sports podcast in case you couldn't tell fat prez flying from um west palm beach him and joseph just did the t-n-t um something for t-n-tt why don't you tell them a little bit about yeah so uh

fp's going to be leaving today we were just um a couple of days um with some pretty cool out in West Palm here. We were with the Mark Wahlberg charity for Youth Foundation charity and it was a whole thing like two day thing. Pretty freaking cool, man.

We're talking like some guys like Charles Barclay and Wayne Gradsky and last night we had a gal. I was sitting next to Megatron. You want to talk about an absolute legend? Man, this guy was unreal. So really cool. Awesome experience.

then FP and I got to do something after the tournament, which I can't, you know, full disclosure, I can't really announce too much, but really cool shit that'll be coming out in the next few months with some filming and some celebrities, pretty fucking cool. Pinch me moments, definite pinch me moments. Yeah, so keep your eyes peeled for that coming soon. Head on the swivel there for that. The ROM month coming up in a couple weeks, that is, which is going to be a lot of fun. and then something that we haven't talked about. Teased it a little bit before Chicago with the Barstool guys,

very excited for that to come. That was a fucking blast. You know, that place, Barstool, Chicago is the coolest place of all time. Well, we went in Saturday night, and they, I guess they came in just, we were just watching games. We weren't even streaming.

That I could live and die there. That place. Yom's been very comfortable. In between losing, in between losing wagers, he was shooting buckets on the on the on the hardwood behind the the screening room it was pretty wild walking i mean we we've watched them for forever so it's pretty wild just walking into that office and then being on the stream was fucking hilarious yeah i don't think they realized like we've all i mean jett you

for sure even tech you you've had it um we've been stooleys for a while like a long time i've watched barcel's content for the long time so even some of the characters that was there i tried to not show how hyped I was to see some of the characters. Like, like, by the way, somebody that really flew onto the radar, Wantan Don was being there. You know, and like, oh, man, Wantan Don's goaded. He's like one of the first guys in Barsup. I mean, he was right in it, right out of the gift. He, like, travel. I really, I really, I really hit it off with that Mincy. He's hysterical. Mincey's, yeah. We both got to vent about a terrible loss. Minsky. Yeah, that was. Yeah, that was. He had the video of the year last year.

There was no better video. Of the decade. With the styrofoam around the little bobblehead? That's what I'm like great in the videos. In the middle of the street, he was just like, he was like celebrating. Like, what do you have? He's like, oh, yeah, I took Jamar Chase as many yards as he can, burrow as many yards he can, and Bengals. He's like, it's 30 to one.

We're about to win it. And then he ended up losing. And he didn't give a shit when he was. He was just like, oh, fuck. walked out. He threw his phone on the ground. Oh, did he really? You didn't see that?

No, no. I didn't see him like, he didn't see. He was nonchalant about. Oh, 30 to 1. It came down to, he hit everything. He had like Jamar Chase as I think like a hundred, a hundred plus yards or 150. Many yards. Yeah.

Joe Burrell like over 300 yards. And then he had something else. And then the Bengals money line. Yeah. And the fucking place kicker couldn't hold the ball down. And when it lost, he, He went off. He took his phone and he slapped it.

And he just, he just, he scurried out into that other room where all the food was. And you could just hear him for like 10 minutes, just venting. You know, the other thing, we talk about how much we eat and the food we get. Yo, I'm not even saying this in the bad way. The spreads they had two nights in a row, two days in a row. The second day was. This is your, this is you right here. That was insane.

No, you're right. I don't think there's like, I don't think there's anybody that orders. Like, when we really go for it on like a Sunday where you just order just a ton of food, like by the end of it, we feel so shitty. That was like times too. I felt by the time that Sunday was over, I felt like, because nobody announces that they're ordering the food. You just walk out and the food's just there. Like there's nobody that makes the address that say, hey, I'm ordering this. You just, Portillo's was there.

everything was that was drinking a milkshake like you just feel like such a piece of shit by the time of days over crazy because the first day had pizza and then I went out after and then there was raising canes and I'm sitting there eating the raising canes and fp turns around and goes where the hell did you get that I'm like oh there's tons FP dabbled in everything he looked at me he's like I can't afford another calorie I'm like well you're probably going to because we're staying for the Steelers game. It was crazy. And the big hell would be out of nowhere. All right, who wants candy? And just like go off. Well, that was the worst part, man, because that first night, I didn't go to the stream. I was working. But the first night they had us and we were just watching the games. And they, like you said, they ordered all this pizza, all this pasta.

They had chicken parm there. I had an entire cutlet to myself as well as full pizza pie. They had a suprasata pizza that was out of this world. I just couldn't stop. I was full. But the thing that really banged me was all all the candy that they just have lying around i don't even really eat candy but apparently if you put a bag of swedish fish in front of me i'll eat the whole fucking thing it'll just be gone it was nuts it's a problem if it's just there they have a full-on popcorn machine that's just going at all time i know i stayed away from that it's it's and you know what i was i said to big cat too like that is every guy's dream that that that often is that they have is everybody's dream.

And I bet you there's people that go in there that take it for granted, that aren't happy, that say they want to go do a different job and whatnot. And they're probably so used to just go in there when in reality, you see somebody from the outside come in and look at this thing. It's a dream that place. And there was just like a lot of people there. It was just like a lot. Like it was fun.

I thought it was cool. And then obviously the next day we filmed two golf videos that we got one coming out next week. and that was hilarious too I mean those they're the real deal it's like no you know it's it was it was pretty cool to be out there the thing that was eye opening to me is that the amount of content

that you get like they have those cameras going all day to where you don't even know that the cameras are on at times but the amount of content that they get throughout the day with those cameras going the all day is amazing to where we haven't had that with where we're streaming now but we haven't had a day where we're just

stream in the entire Sunday, which is what we've always planned with our schedule. It's been hard to have a day home where we are. It's a dream and had one. They had a hour golf. They had guys there. They have guys there who's job during the stream. I don't know how their arms are still up. They sit in the chair just holding the phone, recording continuously until something

crazy happens. And then they chop it up and post it. And like, I imagine their arms just like, fucking like it's crazy. Then they rotate because it's so much stuff. but that's the, I mean, their content back. Well, they have the 24-7 security cam going too. And I was like, at first I was like, oh, that makes sense. There's a lot of cool shit in here.

People might want to steal. And he was like, no, it's just in case someone does something stupid. And we want to pull the footage and use it for content. And they do. And they do. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you also got Jerry in there for the Jerry after Dark's all hours of the day.

You just did that other, um, that you see that three point shots? Which was ridiculous because he didn't end up making, how, of them i think you made one out of 12 yeah i'll tell you um something that was really cool watching fp i was at the airport watching it and like he gave me the heads up he's like i'm about to go on watching fp do the yak gauntlet was was he did this gauntlet oh yeah you didn't you didn't know that no they didn't i saw him on good yeah they didn't show it no they showed it i was watching too well but they didn't clip it up i usually see him on so he did the gauntlet how did you how do The football gave him a bit of trouble.

I was throwing tight spirals. He just couldn't get it into body armor. I didn't know he did. Did he rain the jumper? No. No. I told him, to me, I thought the things that were going to get them would be like, the soccer's tough to get that thing in that.

The baseball, too, throwing it up and being precise with the baseball. But yeah, the football thing really got him to where he struggled there. I know I thought I didn't see it I have to go back and look yeah but no I mean he did okay

I expected him I thought he was gonna do really good he just struggled with that football one he didn't think that um around four minutes right yeah they were impressed in the beginning though

like oh wow and then he really started slown up the football did he answer the trivia at the end crushed that yeah I knew he would crush that yeah it was it was really cool to see All right, folks. Now we're going to head on over.

This is a new segment for the boys. We want to do, obviously, you know, we like to gamble with Draft Kings. It's not sponsored, but we just like to gamble and we just like to give out picks. So, Picks of the Week, brought to you by the boys. I want to keep track of these things, too, to see how everybody's doing. We usually will release these podcasts, like on Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. So I think ideally we go with either a Saturday game or a Sunday game. game, our picks of the week.

Brought to you by the sportsmen do it on your guys' podcast. Yeah, we went undefeated last week, too. Yeah, so let's get into that picks of the week. We'll reach out to FP, get a pick from FP as well. But let's start with Poppy. Poppy, you ready for your pick? Yeah, I'm ready. I'm swinging a hot stick, by the way.

I'm four and two on the sportsman, as Bob just referenced. So just keep that in mind. Just remember that. what I'm about to give this pick out. I'm going to go, there's a game one o'clock on Sunday. Houston is heading to Green Bay. And Green Bay is currently favored by two and a half points. I love them in this spot. I love the guys in Lambo. I love the guys in Green. Joey's team. I think Houston's a little overrated. I think the Packers are one hell of a football team, especially in the north. I mean, you guys clearly have the best division going. I mean, it's not even

close. So I really like Jordan Love. I really like that kid, Jaden Reed. I think your defense is coming along. I think C.J. Strouds struggling a little bit this year. I think Nico Collins is out. I like the Packers, minus two and a half this weekend. Wow, good for you, Pop. Cutsi, take it away. Unlike Pop supporting my team, I'm not going to support his team. I like the Giants this week plus three and a half. Listen, let me tell you something. And Pop has been preaching this all week. The Eagles team with Siriani at the helm is an absolute disarray. I had the Eagles money line this last week over the Cleveland Browns, and I had to sweat that out a minus 420 money line.

They barely won, and Siriani was terrible after the game chirping the fans. I think the Giants are in a position here where they're playing pretty decent football right now. They played Cincinnati tight last week. They're playing at home. They're getting plus three and a half against the Eagles. Divisional game, anything can happen. Give me the plus three and a half. All right, folks, as you know, MLB NFL season is in full swing.

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Download the CKek app today. Back to the program we go. The Eagles can win this, but it's going to be a very hard fought game. And I think the Giants are going to cover. Okay. There you have it. Lock them in for the G-Men. And let's head over to Yons.

The Giants looked awful. last last game they played. They're off. So are the Eagles, though. Go to the Eagles. Go to the Eagles. I know. The Eagles is a great bad.

I'm going college football. This Saturday, the Markey matchup, the Georgia Bulldogs are headed to Austin, Texas, to take on the Texas Longhorns. Now, here's the thing. Texas has not played one good team this year. The number one team of the country, they played Michigan, who we all know is a fraud.

And now they're going to play against a. real team. Forget the spread. Give me Georgia money line. They're three and a half point dogs. And they are going to go into Texas and beat them. The fadom. Pick of the week. The what? The fadem. The fadem. Pick. Quarter official picks have a winning record this season. Oh, don't really. It's certainly. He said the movie. Last week was a parlay was Ohio State and I'll miss. That wasn't all three of those games. That wasn't Twitter.

That was simply dog partly. Ole Miss lost and Ohio State lost. I'm a big believer in pretenders against contenders. I take the contenders. Ohio State was up seven. I think he goes, Ohio State might win this game by 50. I sure did. I sure did.

And you know what? That's my pick. And you know what? The good news about picks is you get to see what happens. And we're rooting for it. And the biggest part of Yaman's pick is at half time, take a look at who's losing and then hammer that team too. Double down at half time.

It's working. Yeah. What do you like, Bobby? Oh, man. Give me Falcons, two and a half at home over the Seahawks. I think the Seahawks think right now. They do. I think the Falcons are catching that groove right now.

So give me the Falcons two and a half and you could follow. I can get behind that, Bobby. I like that. Fun fact about the Falcons, much like the Cowboys, they only play home games. You'll never catch them on the road. Have you ever seen them on the road? They only play in Atlanta. I take a nose.

That's true. They only play in a lot. You know what else is crazy is they have a chick-filly in that stadium. And it's closed. It's closed every Sunday that they play. Can you believe that? Yeah, it's pretty ridiculous. I just ask FP for his pick, so we should be getting a pick.

I want a running tally. I want a social post updated records. Units won, units lost. Oh, do you want that, young. You know what? The proof is in the pudding there. Man, man, he was, that last stream, we did a stream where he was losing. He was going at it with the chat.

Oh, yeah. Tell you something. Sometimes, if you're losing and on top of losing, you have some, I don't want to say moron, but you have somebody who doesn't know ball talking. Oh, look at the chat. Yeah, you've got to respect the chat. I love the chat, but sometimes they'll say things that are factually incorrect about sports while you're losing, and it's just wrong. It's just incorrect.

It's tough to deal with. Well, I hate the chat does control the stream and run the stream. The thing that is tough, though, is like if you're losing a game and then, like, you tell somebody that you're losing it, you'll be like, you know, why would you take them or whatever? Yeah, that always hurts. You know, the chat is, the stream is always better, in my opinion, when pop is there. I feel like the vibes when we get all four of us are so immaculate. Like, I can't wait till that last stream we did when the Falcons won against the Buccaneers on that last second.

That was one of the funnest times. And maybe it was just, obviously, it was a great game that we got. But like, I feel like when you get, when you throw in the pop and him and Yaman are going back and forth at it. And then you got me and Bob, it's just the vibes are an all-time highway. I'm dying to get out there to do another one soon. Well, Bob's Yankees are looking good. They look like they might be.

Yeah. Last night, Bob, Bob sent me a text. I think it was four in the morning. And it was just the line, the World Series lines. And it said like Yankees minus 105, Dodgers, no comment, no nothing. It was just the Yankees are currently favored to win the World Series. And the good thing about that is that the team whose favorite always wins. So you're in good hands now.

They're good. think the Dodgers could give them a run for their money. Oh, I think they can get by the Mets. I think the Mets could. Yeah. Well, the Dodgers, it's funny, looking at it, I always like just look at the odds for it. They have the Mets at like plus 450 and the Dodgers like plus 180, which pretty much, I think, shows if the Mets, if the Mets win, that the Yankees would have a much better shot. As hot and as good as the Mets are right now and they're scary, just odds-wise the Yankees would be here.

Yeah, but you would rather play the D. Dodgers. Because if you lost, no, but think about it like this. If you lost to the Dodgers, Bob, you could lose knowing you lost the best team in baseball, essentially. If you lose to the Mets, Bob, that is going to be horrific. It would suck, but that's the risk you got to take. Also, if they play the Dodgers, they have to play, the Dodgers would have

home field advantage, too, which is huge. I think the Dodgers are the, even with the odds that Vegas are showing, and I think we would much rather. I would rather play a talented team than a hot team. Yes, I agree. And the Mets are hot. So I would rather play a larger team. I don't think you want anything to do with the Mets,

A, because what Pops said, they're the hottest team in baseball right now. They just beat the Phillies, like pretty handily. Sorry, Pop. And then now they're going toe to toe to toe with the Dodgers who are also unbelievable. And on top of that, if you lose to the Mets, every guy you know who's a Mets fan, Bob,

it's going to come out of the woodwork. You know what? You're going to hear it. It's going to be a big. When did he become a Mets guy? It's crazy. He's a match. It's absolutely crazy.

It's his quote unquote national league team. That's, I love Teddy, but like that's the first sign that you're not like, something's off. When you have a guy, I would like when the Yankees go out, like I would have a team that I would like to see win, but you're never going to catch me dead telling, you know, people like, that that's my team. You don't what I mean? There's just no way.

I believe a Stuby pick has come across. Yeah. Go ahead. Fire that in. Nicholas Stuby has the Bengals minus six over the Browns. Per Tick Stuby. The Browns stink. And they just traded away Amari Cooper.

And the Bengals are catching some momentum, which is true. They are good. The Bengals are very, you don't really know what you're getting out of them. Yes. FPs turn for our fantasy league. FPs turned on the Jets to where I think it really sank in with him that he might have to do this pancake challenge. He went on. Yeah, he'd be Joe.

Starting with me last week. All of a sudden, he set his lineup for the first time. And his team went out, waxed my ass. And then this week he's like, yeah, I'm going to beat Bob. I'm like, you're beating Bob. Tell you what. If he loses that challenge, you think he's going to flip those pancakes? I think I'm going to lose by.

I'm going to lose. He's going to flip that. Yeah, it was a grape. I'm pretty sure I'm going to lose. I won one. I know Teddy dubs. Teddy dubs. Yeah, Teddy stinks.

You know what makes sense. I just made a trade with him. Maybe I helped him out. I don't know. Go ahead. Let's hear it. I had, I needed,

I need a wide receiver help because I have hooking to cool out. It's got injuries. So I traded him Tony Pollard for Jameson Williams. Now, keep in mind, I have already, my running backs are, I have Jemir Gibbs, Ramondry Stevenson, and I got J.K. Dobbins, too, like, Siddon. So I had all these running backs that I needed a wide receiver.

Jameson Williams, I think the 23rd ranked, or wide receiver for the Lions. So just gives me somebody to plug in for a time, but I gave him a pretty good running back. You know who stinks? Like stinks? Who? The Dallas Cowboys.

Oh, my God. They're bad. No team puts an egg up the way the Cowboys put it. They get blown out in such grand fashion. Anytime they have any sort of like real opponent, it's, it's ridiculous. How long is this going to go on for? It's laughable. It's, it's, it's, they got no sense. Did you see that Jerry Jones thing? The what?

Yeah. With the local radio. It's real tough. No. Yeah, that's brutal. Talk us through that. He went off. There was a local radio station that was like kind of pressing him a little bit about the

Cowboys and the moves that he made during the off season. And he snapped, pretty much saying like their job isn't to just question him about all the bad decisions that he's making. If they think they is, then he'll find somebody else to do that job. Stay out of the limelight for one minute. It's your job. Like they, like it was, yeah, I don't know. There's no accountability, you know? On the other hand, Bob's.

No, there's not. Bob's Jets made a huge acquisition. Wow. Is that something you're excited about? They sneak to. Yeah, I think it's awesome. But at the same time, too, even at Navi's, Now going two and four, and that loss against the bills was such a lot of bad.

Oh, what a ball. Kicker, Bob, has now cost you guys two games. Yeah. He cost you that game against Denver. Now, given it was a muddy, like a rainy day, windy, but he missed two field goals inside of 45 yards last game, which would have, I mean, you guys would have won that game. And you know what? I get it. It's windy.

Your job is to kick field goals. learn how to kick with some wind. I mean, you're missing a 36-yard? I mean, that's different to the game. Ticket would have made it. Pop would have put it right through the uprights. I'm an indoor kicker. I don't kick outside.

Whoa, well, Pop, that's it. That's not a problem. You don't have a lot of time. We don't have an honest-in-walls. Where are we finding indoor field goals? I'm just saying I kick inside. Atlanta. You find the venue.

But it's true. That's true. Unfortunately, the Falcons are always there, though, so I don't ever have an opportunity. By the way, Bighead, I don't know if he was fucking with us. He seems to think that Pop could kick the 40-yard. I got newsfeed. Do you have any doubt?

He's fucking with us. Yeah. Oh, 100%. Yeah. You called him on it, though, Pop. You're like, you're fucking with me. He's like, no, I'm being honest. Dude, when he started calling, he started calling ticket pop, it was the funniest thing.

He said, fuck, fuck, I was dying. So funny. And that was also a bit, too. That was, he was not calling me positor. He was not calling me postern. Yeah. Yeah, the fate never ends. Yeah.

Yeah, that was funny. Even PFT because PFT actually tried out for either like the arena football league or something. So hearing Ticket and PFT talk about the field goals and I was like asking them about it. That was awesome. You know, that's a guy who I think actually showed a little bit of faith. I don't think he thought I could do it. But he was trying to get there. You're part of the kicker fraternity.

He's just support. It's just support. It's true. You know, you got to help your boy through. He's not a kicker. Well, I mean, let's call it a spade, Pop. How many vehicles have to kick you're like? It's true. I've never held that title in my life.

So I'm saying he's going to attempt to kick, but you can't give them the title of kicker. I'm not a kicker. It's like saying you threw a football in the beach. You're not a quarterback. That's true. Yeah, I mean, Bob, there's going to come a time where it's going to be put up or shut up to where we're going to have to get it done. And at this point, if I make this feel. goal.

You should get something. You guys should have to do something. Sure. Let me tell you something. We'll do a lot. If you hit that field goal, I will kneel down to you. I mean, I, you don't get such the credit. We will apologize.

I think every single one of us will have to apologize. Joe might make some excuse of something, but we really should all say, yes, we should make a deal that if, like, Pop hits. it's a field goal. We have to do X. If he misses the field goal, he's got to do X. What do you want, Pop? Maybe give some suggestions. I'll have to think about it. But one other thing I want to bring up is, am I allowed to get a coach before this thing happened? Yeah, sure. You do whatever you want to do. You can be like Rocky and go out and get Mickey and have him help. I think, I also think when you do it, you need to be in full pads with the old school

He had school one bar, one bar kicker mask. I don't think he was. The Rogers chin strap, I think that's good. Yeah, we got to do it. And then we all got to show up in pads. Yeah. That would be fucking wrong. The other thing is that I was doubting it a lot.

And then out of nowhere, Jensen posted on Instagram, him kicking a 40-yarder. It wasn't a measure. How do you know it was 40 yards? Well, I mean, he probably walked it up, but like it was nothing. And that concerned me, I know he's a soccer player, but if Jensen's raining 40 yards, like it's nothing. He's his soccer. soccer players. Well, yeah, he's soccer players.

The guy boots the ball every game. And to be honest, he'd be able to do it either. To be honest, I'm not sure he calculated the 10-yard end zone. No, but Joe, I think he might have kicked a further field goal than anything. No way. He was just in a park. I don't think he was on a football. Isn't it 15 yards from the end zone to, you got to add 15 yards?

No, you got to 10 and then seven. 10 and 7. Yeah, so it's 17. You'd have to be at like the 20. year, 23, 24 yard line. A 40-yard kick is the 23-yard line, yeah. Yes. I mean, I don't know why they pace off, though.

Like, the kickers always move back seven yards from the line. Can you, what if you wanted to go closer or farther? You know what I mean? They need to walk up to it. Like, they need to get down. No, but I'm saying that when they line up a kick, when it's fourth down, if the ball's in the 23, the kicker and the holder lines up at the 30. I don't know why, why can't he line up at the 25, at the 27.

there's less room. Oh, to keep guys from trying to block it. I understand, but nobody's tested one yard closer? Maybe it's illegal. It probably is. Yeah. I don't know if it is. I just think it's like what Joe said.

I just think if you do go closer, it's going to be harder to get it. Yeah, he can't. All over the defenders. I understand, but I'm saying maybe, I've never seen anybody try. What I don't understand is why the kicker doesn't take a longer, like on a kickoff,

why he doesn't stand even further back and get more running. That he's not allowed to. The guy. It's not allowed to do a whole run. Oh, I thought they would block it. It would get blocked. No, you're not, you're, I also think, though, you're not allowed to take, like,

a seven-step run into the kick. You should be allowed to. I don't know. It's called a place kick. I don't know if there's a rule behind it, though. I just think they just, you don't have the time. The line would get to you by the time you do that. I think you could go as far back as you want.

I think. I don't know for sure. These are things you have to know as a kicker, though, Pop. So, sure. But Pop, like getting, getting, like, a trainer for that. this with all the respect pop, it's like me getting a trainer to teach me how to find someone. See, that's not correct. You know what I mean? Like, so impossible. You're never going to be able to that is that is such disrespect. No, it is like that's crazy. No, I don't think it is.

Like if I got a trainer to teach me out of dunk like no matter what he does to me, I'm probably not going to be able to dunk. Yeah, but that has to do. You're never going to be able to jump much higher than you can. You can kick a ball. You can learn to kick a ball farther. You can absolutely do that. And you know what? I got the leg to do it. I'm going to say it now. I got the leg.

You have a kicker in the DMs that you're going to call upon, Bob? Who's going to help you? Oh, there's plenty of people in the DMs who are begging. They're begging to help me in. How many like, and he's going to realize real fast when that guy shows up that he got the wrong guy, man. I can't wait so you get on your knees, Bob, and you have to apologize. When you have to apologize, that's going to be the day. If it happens, can you just promise you say, Bob, get out on your knees.

Pop, if you get up there, realistically, if you get up there and just, first one, you just snap left. Second one's like a ground ball. And then the third one is just a shank right. What's the reaction? Are you going to, like, hang your head in shame? Or like, how's that? I guess I'll have to wear it. But what I think would be even better is if I shank the first two.

and then the third one's just a fucking dart. That'd be great. Good from 50. You know, Pop, have you seen, like, on the college game day, these kids who think they can kick the field goals so easy? And it's a 25-yarder. And I think there's only been, like, one kid who's done it in the last, like, how many weeks? There's a lot of pressure about, one, being on national television,

and two, having all those fucking people there. It's the same thing as when you get on a T-box. It's a lot easier to hit a straight drive when there's nobody there, as opposed to when there's a fucking gallery. So that's the biggest thing. Yours is going to be on national television. Sure. Well, then I don't like my office.

Did you imagine, Bob, that we got, like, an actual event created where we got, like, spectators and we had, like, sponsored, like, the Pop, the Friday Night Lights with the Pop or something. And, like, it would be unbelievable. Let me tell you who wouldn't be satisfied is those fucking sponsors after that third kick. It would be so good, man. Like, especially, pop. make a good point with the T-box of how much harder that is.

And it's true. Like, when we did that shot at glory at the waste management, it seemed impossible for somebody to hit the green and stick it on the green. We were at the 16th T-box par three. It's sticking the green in front of that whole crowd. We talk about, you know, how nervous we were then. But it was like impossible for somebody to hit the green. When you add in that crowd element, especially in golf with how hard of a game.

is and Joe like if you ask me to throw a pass to Joe Joe does a poster in front of the time of people I have so much confidence doing that when it comes to hitting a golf ball and you add in the people it changes everything Bob you know who was at the tournament this last week was Kelly Slater guy who's dude does the like I still have PTSD from when he did it at the waste management and he started up he's I don't know if he alluded to it. again and he did and i absolutely hooked a drive way right i cannot get i can't get one good they had you guys had you guys hit they had you guys hit in front of people yes he no there's nobody on the on the thing it was just like the players in the tournament but he was doing it so like blake went first

blake griffman went first and then i was next and i told them before i'm like yo if i get back on that t-box that guy starts rapping about how i'm going to like hit a shot it's over i'm gonna i I still have PTSD from waste management. And sure enough, I snap hooked one way right out of bounds. Kelly Slater. Kelly Slater is a surfer, by the way. Yeah, he's a serving icon. Yeah, you're talking about Kelly.

Kelly Slater is the greatest surfer a lot. What's his name? I know James Kelly, I think he's talking about. James Kelly, yeah. I don't know. Kelly Slater. He's out there rapping. He's like, Kelly Slater's like a legendary surfer.

Yeah. I looked up Kelly rapper and R. Kelly showed up. That's definitely what's his name? I think it's James Kelly. Yeah, something along those lines. That's so good. Kelly's Slater. That's unreal.

Yo, I don't know how on these things, like going back to the Scottsdale thing, when you guys were on the T-box for the glory thing. I don't, like, what would happen if you did hurt somebody? Like, I don't understand how that hasn't happened yet. Is there like a liability in charge? One of my favorite videos of all time, the Matt James video. He rocked someone. buddy yeah the cameraman uh and what what ended up happened was a guy okay it was dad oh boy

yeah it and it didn't help that he was wearing overalls with nothing else so he had to run over like huckleberry fin to like check in on yeah to see him like run over and these overalls with the camera like it's it's it's it's a dangerous like when you're standing there when these guys are teeing off i i honestly the smart play now as i know we're doing now as i know we're doing is we put the camera down so nobody dies. But yeah, it's the same thing. Yeah, I mean, there's been a couple instances. Bob almost legitimately killed me one time.

I felt really bad about that. That was, I know you didn't. I know you didn't mean it, but it was just, that was, there was only been one time where I really get terrified. That spooked me out. And I think we're at Tesoro when that happened, right? Yeah, Tesoro. Is this podcast coming out on Friday?

Yeah. Okay, so then we can talk about, Um, the, the speaking of, um, hitting balls, we can talk about the, uh, the final episode of the, the band and belt. If you haven't watched it, just, just skip this to spoilers coming in three, two, one. I, I, I finished it yesterday. It is, it is the greatest cutsy meltdown of all time. Of all the cuts of all the cutsy meltdowns, it is crazy. No, no, no, no, not even screaming. The balls going, first of all, the intensity of the match. Don't give too much.

Don't give too much. If you haven't watched the band and belt, just skip five minutes ahead. The intensity of what was happening, because you knew he wanted to win real bad. Him and F.P. coming down to the wire. And they both are by that bunker on the right side. And he fucking just sculls it over the green. And the funniest part is that his next shot he launched and you turn. Because you mentioned, you're mentioning almost hitting somebody.

Our caddy, I think it was Tim or Chris, which. ever one i think it's actually chris the camera pants you just see him duck and the ball falls right over his head into the other bunker and it was just this ice cream four what i scream four no i'm not i'm just saying speaking of what you're talking about it's it's my favorite it's the best it might be the best three minutes in in by the way i was playing tremendous golf up until one moment made it so funny it was it was it was it was it was tense coming down to the wire it really was i really thought i maybe could pull off the the upset of upsets. And then you slapped it back all the way to the other side,

and then you duffed a chip, and then you duff the butt. What are we doing here, man? It was one of the funnier. It was so, it was beautiful. Is the episode good? Yeah, I think it's great, especially the, especially the ending.

Fantastic. The other greatest meltdown, though, is in Lake Geneva when he claimed that you didn't help him find the ball. And he just lost his mind. Which, which, which one? You hit a perfect drive and you couldn't find the ball And you started blaming Yaman that he was out in the fairway Which I wasn't

Yeah, he was fucking high in his kite off the CBD I was on the tee box The guy was grazing through the field like a Like a cattle All the comments were saying that there was a ball right next to you You just missed So I don't even I saw it was a Calaway And it may have been a different ball that I grabbed

But I was pretty sure it wasn't the one that I used And it probably was It had to be because his shot was right down the fairway. There was no way that it was kind of remind me of the Pinehurst thing, though, when the guy told you to aim a certain spot and you hit the spot and then the ball was gone.

My round was done. That was the bubble. That was the quickest round that was over for again. The first round, first round right there. I'm not joking. I hit the ball exactly where this guy told me. It was nobody. Bob and bad night shock.

We're already on the next whole team. I was still looking for a round. If we had that on film, it was one of the greatest things I've ever seen. It was fucking hysterical. And then the round, yeah, the round was over. I was absolutely. All right, boys. Without further ado, let's head on over into our Q&A segment.

Brought to you by the par three, Poppy. Poppy, take it away. Big Dog. Yo, ew, yo, ew, ew. First question comes from underscore 2, Erica, 2 underscore. Bob was not a fan of Bryson's grab bag. So what are the top five cart snacks? Great question. I'll throw one in there just in the mix. It doesn't get enough credit that I really like.

That's a good golf snack. Give me beef jerky. I'll start get it going there. I'll go I'll go peanuts. And as respect to FP, I like peanuts. I don't have them too much, but FP makes them a good snack. Like when you see me and you're like, that, that works. He does.

He does. He can dominate a bag of peanuts. You got to go chips. Like any kind of bag of chips goes really hard. I don't, I know, but then your hands get fingers. Yeah. Well, not cheesies, but like, not Cheetos, but like you do like salt and vinegar chips. I'd go like sunflower seeds.

That's a great. That's a really good one. Yeah, something you could take on the fly. Or in honor of the episode coming out today, or well, coming out, the Polisic episode, coming out on Wednesday is you boys on the back nine got yourself some smoothies. Started calling yourself the smoothie boys. Oh, sweet little peanut butter in there. It doesn't get messy.

It's like you just got a straw. It's perfect. Dude, I'm on a big time smoothie kick. I love a good smoothie. Whatever smoothie you do, it's just like an asceibo, peanut butter has got to be involved. Are you a three native smoothie guy, Bob? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

I love a good smoothie, man. You know what Bob, like something? His voice changes. It goes, like, deeper. Like, it's his version of, like, Barry White. Oh, yeah. It gets so good. You know, he just had that little peanut butter in there.

His whole, his whole demeanor changes. He gets, like, naughty with it. I'm like, yo. Dude. Oh, yeah. I'm not a big Indian cake too. We've been having a lot of Indian food lately.

Where do you go for you in? Indians awesome, dude. No, that was the best Indian that we've ever had. Just a lot of, there's a lot of deliveries. That's the thing with L.A. L.A. has so many spots for really for anything. I'm on a big, I love a good smote. What do you like bread?

What do they call the bread? Chicken teakon? Nog. Garlic. God, the best. It's like a clon. Yeah, man. Chicken, teakam masala is good.

Butter chicken is very good. There's, I mean, yeah, it's... Yeah, that place that we had in Scotland was the greatest Indian food I've ever had in my entire life. But let me tell you something. If you don't have any silverware to eat it with, it's torture. It's ruining the meal. You're trying to have a spatula. I'm talking about, remember when we didn't have food?

It was late at night and, like, Rick pulled like a Drake and he just called the restaurant. He's like, we're coming. You're staying open. We showed up and ate to infant food until one in the morning. The table was like it was the last supper. It was like the longest rectangular table I've ever seen.

The guy, Pop was on the other end. I'd have to shout. That's the famous Pop piece sign. That was the best. Pop just panics. Whenever you go to take a group shot, Pop just goes into pure panic mode and he doesn't know what to do.

I mean, I don't know what to do with my hands ever. I don't know where they belong. I don't know where they go, what to do. So I've been, I've been going with the splur one a lot, but some people don't get the splur one. You master to smile, too. You go, you go like chin up a little bit, smile.

You've mastered it. He wants to take a good picture so bad that it's so well. No, that's not true. He wants it to turn out good, though. You know what I mean? Like, he really wants to look at the photo. Who doesn't want it to turn out well? Of course.

My favorite one was the one that we did in Wisconsin at the ice cream parlor. He looked like, look at this. Yeah, he's whole. Here it is. That's a phenomenal picture. That's the blue steel look. There's always a moment when we take a group photo and the phone gets handed back to Bob and he turns it to his own face to look at it. And you know it's hit or miss whether in the next 10 minutes you're going to be getting screenshots of this fucking face zoomed in like that.

And that's why pictures with this crew is like it's life or death sometimes. Oh my God. I look massive there, dude. It's life or death, dude. That might be our greatest picture of all time. That was a great one. There's a few things I enjoy more than that crew taking a group shot together.

And something like that, like an ice cream parlor is just per- It looked like a cover, like it looked like a band. Yeah, like somebody said a CD cover. Yeah, yeah. That was gold. All right, Pop, next question there. All right, next question comes from T.P. Carrino, Jr., most shocking thing you've learned about each other over the years.

Oh, man. Go ahead, Jet. About you guys? Yeah. I got to think. To be honest, like, I'm really shocking. Like, I think we're all nuts. Like, nothing shocks me so much anymore. I think, I don't, Cutsi in the old days when we lived in L.A. would sometimes tell me about, like, random stories that he would get into, like, whether it be in like high school or like even like abroad but i don't know i'm trying to think anything like specific like i feel like we're such i've accepted how ridiculous and crazy and demonic everybody

is that like it's all part of the thing's the craziest i would say i mean in certain ways you in like in like in like physical ways you in mental ways it's it's it's a tight race there's there's there's some wacky base values definitely joe on the surface Surface level stuff. If you dive in that brain, he might have it together more than most guys. I think that's true. I think that's fair. Yeah, surface level definitely, Joe, for sure.

But mental, there's a lot. You can make a case for just. Bob, you're up there, Bob. Yeah, I know. I get it. The times when I go in the airport, I see Bob pacing around. Just walking around the terminal. It's just, I'm like, what is going on in this guy's brain right now?

Yeah, I, yeah. Look, I think you can make a strong case for any of us. I think it's probably me, Jedder, you. I think FP is crazy, but I think he's safer on that end. He also is. I think it's the three of us. Yeah. Also, I have one.

The most shocking thing to this day, I still think about it. I don't bring it up often, but it's, I have a picture and I was sworn to never release it. I think I showed Bob once. The first time I ever roomed with Bin Yaman. You said this before at the last last last. Did I? I don't know where he's going. And I had been to his apartment many times.

He's got shit everywhere. He's got like it's it's not very clean. This guy travels around with a steamer because he needs his clothes. He can't wear wrinkly clothes. He's very fastidious about having unwrinkled clothes. So he makes sure to travel with a steamer. This guy. Invol people.

Yeah. And you see the bag, too. You would never think. I've got a steamer and I have a lint roller at all time. Yeah, that is wild. I just don't like wrinkles. Like I just don't like wrinkles. Specifically pants.

I hate, I hate wrinkled pants. I don't know. I got, you know what? I am the craziest because I don't, I don't. I used to wonder why he, even if the trip was two days, why he always had to check a bag, he couldn't bring a carry on. And now it's, I know, because he's got to bring a steam. It also baffles me if we're talking about Yaman.

Oh, come on. All right, go for it. I mean, while we're talking about Yaman, the fact that he has to be lined up at the gate before the flight, like an hour before sitting there, like, as if they're going to announce that they're boarding an hour early, like to be prepared that he cannot be left behind. It's like he's got like some kind of PTSD from a time he missed a flight or something. It's crazy. Anytime we're at a hotel. And a lot of times it's me and FP that'll call the Uber. I'll send the text and just say, you know, I'm calling the Uber now.

Every single time after I say that, Yama will text back. I'm downstairs from in the lobby. Like he's already down there. Every single time. I'm a very like, I like being prepared, you know. By the way, yeah, I don't mind the pump. No, it's not like it's because I'm sick in the head. Like, but it is, that's how it shows up, you know, with my prepared pants and my being on time to places and being waiting outside for people

when they pick me up. But Pop, in fairness to me, you don't pack anything. Every single one by day three, that hole is this tiny bit bigger in the right side of the pants and you're wearing the same pants. So he always needs a washer machine. It's not necessarily. Yeah, see, I'd rather, I'd rather check a bag than do laundry on the trip. He took a backpack to Scotland. Yeah, It was like a duffel bag to barely, like, two clothes, two items of clothing. And then what? It all worked out. Yeah, you did.

No, of course. You know, different. The only time that really, like, banged me was when that incident in, yeah, and Lake Geneva. That, the guy took out my best player. He dropped the fucking, um, Bloody Mary on my best player and took him out for the rest of the game. I mean, I needed. that sweatshirt. It was a center.

He couldn't pack his dumb barney vest. He couldn't get it into that. I can't buy anything on these trips. It just won't fit. Meanwhile, FP got like a print, like a piece of art. You guys was getting wall mounts, dude.

By the way, there was Bob when we went to the thing, there was gifts that you could pick out, right? So there was like barbecues. You could get like Sony playstings. fives like all these different things you know what fp picked out as his gift you'll never ever guess it's the most unreasonable thing you'll never fucking use it hold on hold on i i do it's a golf thing for sure no it's not a golf thing i was going to say like a foot massage or something this guy picked out an

entire cold plunge tub that they're going to ship to his house i got a picture of it Look at this thing. He doesn't need the sauna that I got. I said to him, I'm like precisely, I'm like, now you're going to have a cold plunge to go next to the sauna that you don't use. This is the thing. The edge cold plunge tub. It's a massive one. And by the way, it said it said on it was like tub only.

And he goes, well, aren't they going to deliver me the water? Is that not crazy? I mean, if he used the sauna, then yes, I understand it. But he doesn't even use the sauna. He's never even there. His case with the sauna is that his garage is just as hot as the sauna gets. Well, now he's got a cold plunge to go into. Yeah.

But that's, I mean, I have the same garage. It gets hot, but it doesn't get as hot as the sauna. The sauna cooks. How do you, this is a good question. How do you get the water and the ice? I think you got, you got to fill it up, I think. Yeah. You take like a, um, take like a hose.

Yeah. Because I remember you had to fill your car that one time with ice from like a convenience. Well, yeah, but that's because it wasn't working. Once it starts working, then you just take the hose and you just fill it up. Bob dropped something off in my house that I looked in. He's just got like 50 bags of ice. It's like he raided the 7-Eleven and just stole all the ice. And you know what?

It wasn't enough. It was still, it wasn't enough. I'm like, Bob, it's going to be melted by the time you get home, dog. Let's do one more. One more? All right. This one comes from Neil underscore Velasquez. This is a good one.

Start bench cut Aaron Judge Shohei Otani and Fernando Tatis Jr. Cut Tatis Okay Oh boy

tough one for Bobo I think you got it You get Otani for pitching too So I think you got a You got a start Otani because of the pitching aspect And then Bench Judge I think if it was just hitting

I'd prefer judge By a small margin But with Otani, you get the pitching, too. Not this year. Not this year, no. But just kidding, I think I give the edge to judge. With all due respect to Fernando Tatis Jr. and his father, who would pick him in that period? Yeah.

I like him. He's fun. Good player. Yeah. If the Yankees have home field advantage, and I welcome all of you guys to come, and I hope you do. If the Yankees get home field advantage for the World Series, I want to go to game one. You know he said he's got tickets to you? Who's that?

Gallo said he's got World Series tickets ready for you. I didn't know that. I was messaging with him yesterday. He didn't mention that. He literally told me he's like I got tickets for the boys. Joey Gallo? No, AJ Gallo. Oh, okay.

He literally said to me, he literally said to me, he's like, let him know if you guys want to come out pending we make it to the World Series. I got four tickets in Section 110, row eight field level. That's a good ticket. Yeah, I mean, look, I really do. I really, really would want to go right before the Arizona. Now, is there a seat in the house that if someone offered you a free ticket for for the World Series game one? It's the worst seat in the house.

Would you still take it and go for the atmosphere? Would you be like, I'm going to stay home? Yeah, I don't think so. I don't know. But like you said, you get the atmosphere. I want to just like, you're going for the atmosphere. I want to soak in the atmosphere. But no, I mean, if it was that bad where I could barely see, probably not.

The coolest thing is, like, the coolest thing that the Yankees do is that at the beginning of the game, the outfield roll call, that would be, in the World Series would be, you hate that? I love it. Are you surprised that he hates it? That is. Like, grow up, man. We're grown men, like, yelling at players. Like, I, honestly, the first time I thought it was cute, I didn't realize they do it every damn game.

It's the same guys out there. there. The thing for me that I can't wrap my head around, the guy that does it, there's a guy that leads it. Like, I watch him do this roll call and he's there for every game. I need to know what his job is. Like what is. And then they have like celebrity guests with him.

And they're like introducing him and they're like random like former Yankees or like Wolf Blitzer. Like it's the weirdest thing of all time. I'm saying he has like random people. There's like random like celebrities who are there. He's like joining me. us now is Ted Cruz. Until this day, my favorite video was Joey Molinaro doing the

it's her down and then that guy at work, like, hanging the drum. We've been talking about that for so long. He just put it like into video form. How many times did you watch that video? Oh, so it's so funny. Because you always think like these people that go to these events with like the face pain

And then all you wonder like what they do. Like imagine it's like a CEO of like Chipotle. You know what I mean? I get such a kick out of it. Same thing. I always wonder the guys who on the fan like on sports talk radio. Like when they just wait hours and hours to get on only to make just the most ridiculous point. And it's like, what are you doing?

Like aren't you working? Well, I used to call it. into the Stephen A show every single day from my phone at the Beverly Wilshire. Wow. You were warming. I would take, in the winter, there was no one at the pool. I was just watching TV and I would take my phone and call in and I would take two co-worker's phones and I would be on by waiting a wait list with three different phones hoping to get on the show to make a very good point about the Philadelphia Phillies. Did you ever talk to Stephen A? I never got on. What did you go by? have a fake name? I never even got to that point. It was like,

he was on hold and then they told him that he just dyed his hair, bleach, blonde, and they said, we're out. Yeah. They never got, they never, like, screamed you. They were never like, what do you want to talk about? Correct. I realized it was like, once you called in and then you start waiting, that's not how it's a, once you already get to that waiting point, you might as well hang up and try again. Right, right, right. It's getting the right call at the right time. Oh, really? Yeah. But you need to start calling Humpty, Dumpty, and Rockenberry. They answer every time. Do they kind of like vet you though, Pop?

Do they ask like what you want to talk about? Well, the one time I did get through, they, they ask you what your name is. And then they say, yeah, what, like, what's your question for Stephen? And I was like, Stephen. And then I was called down to the office or something. The one time I kind of got through and then I had to hang it up. Could you imagine Poppy like making a point like about the Eagles and then Stephen Aegis? Flimbing his ass.

Oh my God, dude. And then I would love it up to check out to see what he's doing. at work. Oh, yeah. He sees him the next day, Stephen A rolls in to the hotel the next day. He used to come there often. I know.

I've heard. I've heard this. Did he really? I never saw him. He came into the boulevard all the time and he'd always walk in with like these elaborate suits and like these tiny little square glasses. He'd be like, what's up, brother? How's it going?

And then Bob had a really funny point about him. He would like give you a handshake. And he would think he'd be like, what's up? My brother. Nice to see. He'd be like, oh, yeah. He'd just paw me like a hundred. And you'd look down to be like a 10.

dollar bill you'd be like, yo, what the fuck? I just got a table for this guy. It's like not even a $20. It would be like a $10 bill. No, well, like, for us, he'd have like one small bag. So for, you know, to get $10 for age, it is a nice tip. It's just the way that he would do it. You would think it's like $1,000. Because you'd be like, and you feel the bill and you're like, holy shit, this thing's got to be big. But again, it was a nice tip. But yeah. The way he would do it. My cousin used to go Jason would call into Colin Coward all the time. And every time he got through, he would always say that he just bumped into Jim Tome.

Like, I don't know why, but that was like his baby. Holy shit, Colin, I just bumped into Jim Tome. Makes so much sense somehow. I think if you're going to tip less than $50, you just got to give it to him. You just got to like, here. Yeah. Thanks for you serve. Anything above that, then you're going with the.

Yeah. Then you're getting that. giving a big one. I want them to see it. I don't want them to just, just feel, I want them to see that I'm given a big tip. But it's classy. That's not what, yeah, all right. Well, no, you just go, here you go, boss. Thank you. And then you know, they see it. They're going to keep the good service coming. I get so much joy out of tipping in places that you shouldn't, that they don't expect a tip. Like, I get a law. Lewis's steakhouse. Last time me and Jets said that, I always tip the, it was a weird thing. Yeah. You're all. You're all. You. You're all. You. You're just.

I got a host. But it wasn't like, like hooked. She just took, whoa. I think I just died. He, it's a smart play

because now you're, you're good. Like she, she's taking care of you forever. But it was like, it was interesting to see because it's not like she did anything crazy or like she hooked it.

Like there were like 40 open tables and she sat us down at the closest one. And he's like, here you go. What is the, what's, what's like the proper tip to give when you're,

picking up takeout. Yeah, that's a good question, actually. Oh, you mean like from the person who hands a team? Like, say, if I order from Lenores, and I always try to do more, like, but sometimes I'm like, I'm giving them 20% for a tip. Like, I feel like 10% at that point. When I'm coming to the restaurant, I'm going inside, I'm paying for my food, getting the bag and leaving.

What do you guys consider like an acceptable tip to give? Like, is 10% good? 10% is a lot for that. I give sometimes 15, 20%. It's a tricky situation. Aren't you already tipping on the meal? Well, I mean, so the idea behind it is like when you're sitting down at a restaurant, someone's bringing your food, they're cleaning up after you, they're pouring you your water.

They're like, they're literally taking care of you while you're there. Whereas when you show up to the restaurant just to pick up your food and walk out, like that's a big discrepancy that's a big difference so like what what does i i don't understand like and i i think sometimes they give too much i think 10% is acceptable yeah sounds good to me it's always tricky though because you know you're going to go back there you're paying with a with the cash no you're paying with a card and there's a thing oh i get aga you're paying there you haven't paid for it already you're not just picking up you're going up to pick it on and pay at the host and I don't know like Bob what do you think I don't know it it's tricky now because with those

pads now you almost don't want to see the worst yeah it is you don't want to see you yeah so that's tough the preset should not exist yeah there's a lot of people that would tell you that for pickup they don't tip for pickup um because there wasn't service you're supporting the restaurant I think a lot of people say but yeah when you bring that pad involved it changes I'd love to know what your dad's take on that is because like I feel like he probably has a whole system. He's thought of this already. The scam going right now is? Oh, boy.

It's the roll call? No, well, yeah, roll call analytics. When you go to Walgreens and at the end, they ask you if you want to donate to support the kids and you donate, you ain't donating. They're taking your money and then they're going to be facing out of Walgreens and then they're getting tax deductible out of that. That's all I'm going to say.

That's correct. That is what's happening. And then Nate Warneins gets the credit for the donation. Correct. They do millions every year with all the people that come through. That's true. That is whoever came up with that idea like in the boardroom, that guy got a race. That was a smart. It's the same guy at the Titans game yelling it's third down.

It's actually insane if you think about it because you're giving them the dollar you're not donating it. Like you're giving them the dollar to donate on it. Yeah, it is true. And that's why charity needs to be, I'm just, it's charity's fine. It's just at Walgreens. Last thing on tipping real quick, I saw this move once. Tell me if you think this is a good move.

At the time, I thought it was a beautiful move was this guy was checking out at a grocery store and the guy was bagging his bags and then he gave him like a $20 tip at the end of the guy who bagged the grocery. Or if they bring it out for you, see, that's one of those plays. I love. I love that type of play. I will say you guys being in that, you guys all worked in that, in that industry where tipping was so prevalent. You guys are pretty sharp at, at the tipping etiquette going around. Because you see it all day. And you know how much, how long of weight goes. They remember, I mean, the valet guys, the bellman, they remember who you are. They remember how you tip to

where same thing on the other side. If you don't tip, they remember that too. You know, another nice one, pop is if you're. staying in a hotel. And this doesn't happen nearly enough. When you come to like at some point, if like you're staying for three, four days, you'll leave like a 10 or $20 bill on the pillow for the housekeeping team. Your room is going to be immaculate moving forward. Not to say that it wouldn't already, but also they're not used to getting tips like like service staff in the restaurant. So that that little tip, even 10 bucks, five bucks will go so much further. than your tip anywhere else.

The only thing I don't like about that is I don't know that the housekeeper is the one getting the- Oh, sure they are. Because sometimes sometimes there's two people who clean a room and what if the one person gets in there faster and she just scoops it up and then doesn't tell them. You always see them in the hallway. Well, they're cleaning your room.

When you see them in the hallway, you hit them there and you could, to avoid that, Bobby, you could just hit them directly in there. Yeah, I do like- But then, Bob, they don't know what room you are. Yeah, that's not as gonna play. Yeah. They don't know what room you're in.

You hit him, you hit him. Hey, 426. Yeah. All right. Folks, that does it another edition, the Bob does sports podcast. Make sure you like, comment, subscribe, and we will see you next time.