Bob Does Sports Podcast - Bob Does Sports Talk Fat Perez Benders, Celebrity Impressions And Our Newest Venture

Episode Date: November 15, 2023

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Where is Joey Cole cuts? I'm looking, unless he's camouflaged into the green background here. You were at golf, you were at golf, so you were coming home late. Like you said, I'll be there late because he says he's coming into the chat. He's not here. And then he's going to come in and be like, hey, Bob, like he's going to say it exactly like that. Stop, guys. What's the line on him joining, like, holding his phone for one.

And then the second one would be eating. What are those lines you think? I am actually going to say drinking. I think he has like one of those smoothies in his hand. Oh, he's going to definitely throw it at Bob. That's correct. He's going to blame it on me. All right.

100%. I like how we'll find out when he gets that. Wow. I mean, we were going to start at seven. And then Bob said he was going to be late. I mean, I'm going to join. I didn't know when we were doing this thing. Guess what guys?

He's here? He's decided to join us. Let's bring him in. I couldn't find an email. Wow. For dialogue. For dialogue. I'm stepping away.

You couldn't find the email. Where are you, man? You found the email. I found the email. They found the email. Yeah, they found the email, but Bob was late anyways. I was ready at four. It's unbelievable.

It's un-em-lish-that. It's actually unbelievable. Is it not unbelievable? I mean, I have the text message right here. Well, look, we have a text from Bob. It was five minutes late. You were 21. We have a text from Bob saying he's running late.

There is no text from you saying you're running late. None. But you know what bothers me, Joseph? So, I mean, no, but to address the fact that I'm 20 minutes late, we should say I'm actually nine minutes late. 10 minutes late. Yeah, 10? Nine minutes. That's what I'm saying.

I don't think that I should be looked at for being 20 minutes late when another party was already late. So let me tell you something, Katsi. I'll let me tell you this. You look skinny as fuck right now. It's true. It's a fucking lighting. I got a, I got one of those, what do you call it? The big, what do you think those big lightings are?

What are those things called? Ring camera. Ring light. Yeah, it must be, the shadows must be hiding all the fat. You look back. I wouldn't ever move. Yeah, don't. Well, I might never leave this seat again.

You know what? You want me to be honest? You want me to be honest? I know what you're going to say. Fee, I think you're looking kind of way, Jim. I don't want to hear this. Whoa. I kind of looking kind of lean.

The sky has never been. I actually, I actually saw a comment. I saw a comment. It said FP's looking a little skinnier. I read that comment all the time. I got those all the time. You know what?

You know what comments I read? The ones that the scale writes down. That's the comments I'm reading. You said you don't go on scale. I know. Yeah. So it is possible that you've lost some LBs? No.

Look, I wear the same clothes. I know how they're fitting right now. I trim my ears. Yaman has definitely lost weight. Joseph. Yaman does the team. That was one of the greatest videos.

We need to have someone with the camera on at all times. Because the one video I took of us was in Palm Springs when we were at that little Bob getting powder room or whatever. That video popped off. And it's, I honestly believe like that's not even, that's not even the funniest shit that happened. I think you need a rolling camera at all times. And I think Jensen could be the guy. Cutsi, you look like you're about to be in like the low, not even like heavyweight. You're, you're like, what's the lean one called?

The day he's got the Dana White built. There's a certain Dana White. I'm flabbertsed. Bantam weight. You look like a band. No, I still got a gut. You know the thing is. Max Holloway, you can take him right now.

Bob, you know what your mom said? She says that I'm getting bigger in like my upper body, which is true. But the last thing to go is, is the belly. and I have a very firm, very strong. I got like, I would be like the, like the wall of Berlin is my guts. I need somebody to crash through it. That's what I know.

You got a pot belly, Joe. Yeah. And that people say it's beer. I don't drink very much beer. It's just hardened by Taco Bell, Wendy's, uh, pizza, um, lots of pasta. No, I'm not, I'm not going to lie. I am yet to, since we did that top.

Taco Bell challenge and it really bothers me. I've never ordered Taco Bell by myself. The only time I've ever had Taco Bell after it, and it's been rare as if I was with FP at any given moment. The Austin arms about the sports crew, but yeah, but seriously. The Austin Taco Bell hit different. Oh, that was such a wonderful. Yeah, you missed the boat.

Yeah, it was a little. What did you guys have the Austin Taco Bell? No, no, no, no, no. You talked about Palm Springs. Palm Springs. No, Austin. You didn't have either. We did after, remember you brought in

because we hadn't eaten yet And so you brought it in, Jet, you did the nachos Belgronde And then I had Yeah, we ate it on the island We ate it on the island Oh, you did it on for that half We all three of us did

It was a pre-dinner meal Sometimes you could get to see dinner one It was great And after you even said you're like this is hitting This is hitting very well right now We also went in Palm Springs we went inside. We sat down.

We went off. Yeah. Yeah. It's not going to come out for a while, but, but the buffet boys comment that if he had the Shoffley will go down as one of my favorite Bob to sports clips of all the time. Wasn't it like, well, I don't want to give anything away, but it was. I mean, you can. Wasn't it like mid back swing, if I recall correctly?

Pretty much. Hey, look, he asked a question. He did. Yeah. I mean, I don't think we've ever played with a guy who has gone at our throats for the full amount that he, like, Homa went for our. throats but he picked his spots. Shuffley was just, it was back and forth

nonstop fire. He's a real one. We got to collab with him, man. I think he's down. Yeah, full door. We just did. We just did collab with him. But I mean, I mean like a full 18 video. I wonder if he'd wax our ass. You probably would. Might. He, he, he

just depends on how FP plays that day. I, yeah. I think it depends how much he gives this shit. Like he, he was just out there fucking around. He was not, you don't think he didn't care during a full video? I'm saying, I think he would. And I'm saying that would be,

that would be a, you know, a major difference in mentality. Well, Joel Damon, Joe Damon wants to do the video and bring Gino, but we're trying to tell Joel that I think Joel would have a shot even without, like, Joe would be fine just on his own. If he brings Gino, then I think we got a big, big problem.

I think Xander's tougher than Joel and Gino. I disagree. I disagree. I don't know about that. Is Gino? Is Gino that good? Gino's good, but I mean, and it's just another guy. Yeah, that's true.

A second pot is a big difference. Yeah, it's a huge difference. And Joel's, I mean, look, at that level of golf, the difference between like a Zander Shrothling and Joel Damon, it's really like it's pretty limited. Yeah, I don't, yeah, Joel's been saying for a long time. He's got no interest in the 3V1. None.

I don't know why. I make sense we're that much better than we are. Wow, I think maybe he saw what we did to bow. Oh, yeah. Yeah. What do you mean? He saw us love and support, Bo? Of course.

I mean, we love and support him, and then we beat him five and four. Oh, by the way, we kind of teased it the last podcast that we did. I think we could make the announcement here. We haven't even said anything yet. New Breezy Caddy. F.P, why don't you tell the folks who's coming aboard the Breezy family? A big one for us, I would say. A big one.

He's on the bag of a major champion, a newly. newly crowned major champion. That would be John Ellis, John Ellis, caddy for one and only, Wyndham Clark, the Rich Man's Bobby Fairways. Rich man.

We've hung out with him a few times, like kind of run across each other. From everything we know, he's a real ballbuster. He's going to fit right in. Hopefully we can get a video in with, him soon maybe him and big wave little caddies versus bds um but we're i mean it's exciting man he's raising his hand joseph you know what i heard put it over the top for him to sign was uh perez being

live at windham's support his undying support of windham just pulled john ellis all the way That was Perez's Bender in Scottsdale, and he ended up at Wyndham Clark's celebration. It's the most ridiculous thing about. I was watching the story. Bob's like, look at this guy. And I'm like, what? It's Wyndham Clark like thanking his family and friends for winning the U.S. Open? And then you look on the side and Perez has a beer in his hand.

He'd stay there in Scottsdale for like two weeks. That was the Benzeman. of all benders. That was all the time. I've got to think that I was the, it was right after he won his first time at the Wells Fargo. I have to believe I was the only person

at that celebration party who he was meeting for the very first time. How did you make your way in there? Like who would find you? It was a big way? It was through sleaze and I just played golf with rigs like literally at Greyhawks.

so we were already there. And we literally just rolled off of 18 and like right into this party. And I was like, hey, man, like, congratulations, good to meet you. Like, nothing but the best. And then I'm like, I'm like off to the side. And he goes to make the speech. He like gets up on a platform. And I realize I'm the closest person to him.

I should be, I shouldn't even be there. I definitely shouldn't be within frame of his like, thanks everybody for coming all the love and sport. And I real, like, if you watch the video, I don't know if we'd still add that. You can, like, as drunk as I was, as drunk as I was, even I realize that. And you can see me like backpedaling. Bob, can you sign the video in? Can we put the video in?

I think I have it. Yeah, I think I screen recorded it. I mean, because the thing about Perez's Scottsdale Bender was we ended up being home and he ended up staying. So I was hearing from all different people. we just saw Perez, we just saw Perez, like all different people. Until this day, somebody will come up and Perez will be like, oh, yeah, I met him. I'd be like, who? I were like, how.

He'd be like, Scottsdale. Like, he was going for a while. He stayed like three extra days. Yeah, that was a different, that was a different bender. This bender, this bender, this bender was the, I went out there for, um, the good, this is I went out for the good, good championship. Oh, yeah. No, but that's...

This one, yeah. Yeah. But generally what you're saying, yes. But that, the good, good bender had nothing, had nothing on your original Scottsdale Super Bowl. Well, the original one, he ended up sitting with G. Easy at some ball. He was everywhere. Didn't you run into like Travis Kelsey and Mahomes at their... Yes, at the Super Bowl.

They just won the Super Bowl. And I hit up. You were like lifting the Lombardi. Like right now. Yeah, I ended up with the Super Bowl after party at this club they rented out. But this is a different, this is a different, same bender.

Yeah. Same bender. Different from the Wyndham Clark Bender. Yeah. Yeah. That's a different vendor. Yeah. Yeah.

There's been multiple. Yeah, that was the one he played with Mansell and. And he's barefooted. That's right. At the par three course the day before. Does it all. basically has ownership of Scottsdale at this point. I would imagine.

Well, I went out to do the good, good championship, and obviously I booked my stay as though in some alternative universe, I would actually, like, qualify through the first 18. So I was already going to be there for four days, and I ended up playing like shit. So then I just had three days in Scottsdale with nothing on the agenda. So I just hit up everyone I knew in Scottsdale, which was like Mansell and skis and then rigs.

and our boy Cody all I hung out with him for a little bit. But anyone and everyone that would have me. Perez was debating up upon for his Super Bowl viewing. He was either going to watch it at Joe Griner Max Homer's Caddy's house with all the other catty's or his other option was Christian Kirk

to go watch it at Christian Kurt's house. Unbelievable. But my other issue was our Airbnb had run out on Saturday night and I had met Cody our boy Cody Alt the day before on Saturday and had asked him if I could stay at his house on Sunday the next day. I just met the guy. So he said yes or at least he agreed to when we were drinking and I held him to it. So then he had a Super Bowl party too. So I was like, all right, what do I do here? Like I got to hang out with this guy. He's putting me up. I just met him. But then I got this other thing. So yeah, I overbooked. I overbooked myself. I remember talking to him in the morning and I heard dogs part. And I was like, Perez, where are you, dude? Like, where are you right now? The thing is, is that everybody will always welcome Perez with open arms because he's a good guy to have.

Like, he's a vibe guy. So, like, no one will ever, like, argue if they see Perez just randomly at a party. Perez's thing, too, we always talk about it. We don't really talk about him the pot. Perez's thing is his Achilles heel, his best thing that he has going for him, but also his Achilles heel is that he just can't say no. He doesn't know how to say no. Well, he's not afraid to have a bad time.

I know. That's right. That's the problem. And that's a bar. The ability to say no to people coupled with my, I have no fear of having a bad time. I'll take a risk on something that may or may not be really fun, get there. It'd be horrible. And I'll just pivot.

Well, let me tell you, I am afraid to have a bad time. Yeah. You're afraid to have any time sometimes. No, no, I'm not a good time. We don't like having a good time sometimes. No, no. No, I'm afraid of a bad time. So, you know, we're opposites in that way.

You won't catch me at Wyndham Clark's. Could you imagine if Jet was in the same position as Perez, like for two days in Scottsdale, for a Super Bowl, like, time? I don't know if you'd leave your hotel. Yeah, I don't think he, I don't think Jet would. He'd be, like, invited to, like, a massive Super Bowl party. He'd politely decline. I probably.

Imagine if Jet acted like I did, we would never get a video out. Oh, right? Like, he would never, Jet would just be floating around. No one would ever get edited. Videos would go out at two in the morning. Dude, like. I disagree. I think he'd be doing in Christian Kirk's living room.

I really do. I think he would still find a way to get that done. I would. I miss Scottsdale. It seems like we haven't been there for a while. We got to go back. Well, we're going to be there in February. January. Definitely going to be there in February.

May even be there in January ahead of the waste management. We got a bender coming up that February is going to be a gauntlets. We should do like a trilogy for FP Scottsdale benders like, you know,

you know what I mean? Just like making into like a whole like Rocky series almost. That sales, it's a lot of fun. Like if you want to have fun, you'll find something going on in Scottsdale. Like, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's ready to have a good time. Yeah.

Your best odds are with Johnny football. Oh, football's ready to go. Skis is in town. He's, he's ready to go. I mean, JJ, W. J. J. J. J. J. Watt. J. J. J. J. J. Jansel and skis are like, it's always Johnny Mansell featuring skis. They're like a band. Like, it's like a song at all times. Like, you won't catch them apart. It's always, he's always there. I've never, do you remember the way that I geeked out

Jet when I met skis at a Riviera? Me too. Yeah. Because, yeah. Jet, I was like, it's skis. No, no. In the Port-a-Potties or Riviera. By the way, in our defense, we were also hammered. Yeah, but also it was skis. Like, it was worth it. Yeah. Yeah. It was skeeves.

He's got some bangers, dude. I think he, I think he, I think his Omaha shows tonight. His last, his last four. I think it is. I thought that trip ended a lot earlier. No, because I was, I was going to go. I'm pretty sure it's this week because it was, yeah, I was going to go. I was going to go and then go straight to New York from there.

Good God, man, good God. By the way, the boys are headed into New York, which I think should be a lot of fun. We have the breezy opening, half five hours, which is going to be pretty special. That'll be a very, I think it'll, to be honest with you, you guys might not say a thing. I think it'll be kind of emotional

when that thing actually does open. I think it'll be pretty well. I think I will get a little for sure, because it's like a whole, would mural be the word? It's like a whole mural of us. Pick a museum. Kind of is, in a way. Kind of like, yeah.

It's like a little like shrine, I think is the word. I haven't seen it since they did it. So I saw it before like when it was still the gym. I haven't been back so I don't know what to expect. Now, you and FP were there recently, so I know that you guys saw it. To be honest, we did the food,

the menu tasting with them. And I thought you really want the menu to be right. I thought the tasting that they would have. I thought we'd have to go through so many options to get the right one. They sent out like three options of each day. the food was, there were some hard selections to make and it's based around all of us. That's cool, man.

I think there's going to be a lot of people there too. There's a lot of people. And you know what I think we ought to do? I'd like to hear Binyaman say a few words. Oh, true. Right now we're on Friday night. Bin Yaman Lounge. Well, I mean, if you want to speak now, you can't,

but I thought you're going to ask for a toast. I will. Just give me a little. We've got to get them a couple drinks. Yeah, that ain't about that. When we go to those things, you really want to, you want to drink. Even at the last briefs, you get pretty drunk. Oh, I will.

At this one, I will too. It's, you know, if you're going to put me on the mic, you better hope I am. The best was whenever the Jet brings one of his friends to one of these events, you can pick them out before he even introduces you to them. Like, there was one, there was one of Benny Shicker and the Shikers. There was a shicker going around that I saw, and I turned a ticket, and I was like, I guarantee you that's Jet. friends sure you knew before you met him yeah yeah you was such a nice he was such a nice guy they're great they're great but they all um they all like worship jet they do kind of round

you you don't want to this jay you have a very uh people believe it or not people look up to you wow i i don't really i mean you're a fucking asshole and a brick i don't know if that's true i don't I think maybe, maybe like fear me is a bit as a word. Right. Don't you know how people look up to him. I do. I think he's a role model. I think he's a real role model.

Me too. A real like pull yourself up by your bootstraps, you know, proactive. You know, he's out the mud, man. I'm the type of, yeah. They can look at me and go, there's hope. You know what I mean? Like that's, you know, I'm that guy for them. Uh-huh.

You know, for the, yeah. Yeah. You're a visionary, jet. Totally. You know, Steve Jobs. Jeff Bezos, myself. Pretty much. Just a kid from Chicago, man. So, hey, you want to talk about you from the mud, man.

Yeah, you are. They're not those muddy suburbs, dude. Yeah. My favorite is those things when people ask to, like, take a picture with Tick. That's my favorite because he's so, he's such a character, man. You want a picture with the pop? Yeah, somebody came up to him at the Breezy. And I think he was doing it because he knew I was there and he was fuck with him if somebody comes up to him.

And he's like, you want to take it? Like, do you mind signing this thing? and takes a look at it and he like, Ashford's like, sure, sure. And he comes out he's like, you want ticket or you want Poppy? I was on the side. It's so good.

You know what I started doing, President? I did what you told me to do was putting Bobby Fairways instead of Robbie Burger because I did it so bad. You couldn't even make out what your signature was. Yeah, but at the same time, too, though, Joe, You and Perez's signatures are flawless.

FPs is one of the best. He's got like the big F and the fatter P. A young, a young, Scooby was working on that thing earlier. Yeah, he was. The first time somebody asked me when I,

I wasn't ready for it. And I was like, shit, like I got to sign this the right way. At least your name, Bob, is like still sort of your name, right?

Like Bobby Farrow, like, it's still kind of your name. Line is just not at all connected. So I was like, all right, I can't be signing this shit and Xude, because they're going to show it to somebody else and they're going to be like, what the fuck does that say?

So I was like, I honestly thought to myself, how do I make a fat-looking signature? How do I make it fat? And then I, that's why I get this big kind of fat characters in there. Looks good. You got a good one too, Joe. I, well, same thing. When I first started stacking cold cuts.

Yeah, because it was too long. You're not as spread out. You're a little bit more. The first couple times ever happened, I was like, this is ridiculous. I was writing my full name. And then I was like,

nobody knows me as Joseph Damar. Nobody wants that. So then I realized that same thing. I had to do Joey Cole cuts. But it's a long, it's a long thing. So I had to, I don't know,

I kind of figure out of the stack. Just start going Joey Cole. Barry Bonds or Joey Cole? That's got the best one. Jeff just signs Jet. Bro, I don't know. I have never signed an autograph. I don't know how to,

I should just do an, like a, I know, so I practice a few times. I do it, and then it comes out. It looks good, but then I go back and I, you know, finish the cross on the J. It's not on one motion. I need a lesson. Like, I've never, I've never expected somebody to ask me for an autograph, let alone, like, they shouldn't.

You know what you should do, J, which would look really good, I think. I know, yeah, I know what you guys said. Big J, E, T, and then when you cross the T, come across the J. Yes. Do it. And then in the middle above the E, do little winks. Wow. But that I need, like the Jets logo.

Like one of these numbers. I need a practice. That, that, I need practice for that. Yeah. Like, I could sit in my room and practice that and then, like, unveil it, you know, when somebody asked. You should actually take a day jet just to do it because that would be. If you could master that, yeah, that would be. Like one of those.

Like those athletes. Like this. Kind of like that. Kind of like that. Yeah. Something like that. Yeah. Yeah.

You ever see those, those athletes when they're just like signing autographs? So you guys did that one time. Right? Oh, sir. Yeah, I'm just going to be practicing. People just hand me papers and writing it down. I'm not going to get paid for any of them, just for practice. I had the guy at the LPGA proam asked me to do his sneakers, his Jordans.

And before I did, I just, my penmanship is so bad that I'm like, I'm going to ruin this kid's sneakers. And I did it. And it was so, like, I looked at him and he did kind of look disappointed. And that's, I'm done right now. I got to figure something out. It was embarrassing. Yeah. Yeah.

You've got a lot of nicknames, too. The Jays are top. Which one do you pick? Do you pick Bobby Fairways? Do you do Back Night Bob? Do you do Bobby Caesars? Like, it's feel like you're just kind of how you're feeling. You know what?

I always picture, and I don't know why, but I picture, you know, pawn stars where they bring that guy in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You bring in, like, the autograph guy who's got like the ridiculous rings on. Yeah. He's got like an iPad with like a little, like, extra magnifying glass on it. And he's, like, running. over the game. He's like, you know what we do here is we compare it to known signatures for the guy.

And I just picture you signing all sorts of ways. And he has to pull up. Well, yeah, no, he from 19, from 2013, he signed Bobby Fairways. But people don't know starting in 2016. He started signing Bobby Caesars for about to time. That's amazing. It's super rare. If you got a Bobby Caesar, that's worth double. The origin of the autograph was just his full name, Robbie Berger, and that is actually worth the most months. Yes. You're telling you got this one in 2016? Yeah.

No fucking way. No, actually. I've never seen one of these. Yeah, it's actually 2017. And let me tell you why. He stopped signing Bobby Caesars after Waste Management, 2016. People don't know this. You had a bad Caesar.

He got sick. He was out on Caesars. He went to Bob. Bobby Bagels for about five months. That's unreal. What world? What world are we living in, man? I don't know.

Alternate universe. Oh, another thing that I'm very excited about this weekend. We have the Breezy Lounge opening. We'll be there watching the football games as well, which would be a lot of fun. We're all doing. And, Jett, there's 99% of the time I never bust your balls about dinner. If you say you're not going, we'll let you not going. Without question, you have.

have to go to the Nikki Dimes instead. That is a mandatory Saturday night dinner, mandatory. I disagree, Gary. I'm looking. Jeff, come on. Can I, this is the first time I'm hearing of it.

Like I, like, we do things. I mean, in our defense, Saturday night dinner need on a dinner. It's two. Yeah.

Steakhouse. Can you go get a hammer with the boys? Yeah. As if you were really going to do anything else, though, Jack. Come on. But Sunday, we've,

Sunday, doing my like Saturday night or maybe we can go to dinner and then come back but why what's I don't want to it's a family it's a family dinner man what what do you mean like what what what are you talking about Joseph is this not a dinner that where is this what what you're what a second go ahead oh special three percent of the dinners we we we we say no you don't go I would like you know what's going to be a special weekend for us there's a lot to celebrate. I would really like you at the dinner. I really want. I know. It's such an important dinner I heard about it four seconds ago. That's one. And two, I don't, I'm not like, what family are you

talking? Like, are we, uh, whoa. What is that? No, no, I meant, I meant who's, you said Nikki Diamond's, it's, it's a Nikki Diamond's dinner. He's bringing up the Bob does sports team. I haven't heard any of this. I'm trying to say, you're hearing it right now. You're saying Nick Diamonds isn't family. Yeah, that'd be careful. Is there a dress code for this dinner? I know. I think I just thought about this. I really would rather not act.

Initially it was going to be suits and we thought about you and we asked. You thought about me? That's right. Good. Thank you. I thought about you. I don't notice. We ex the suit.

It honestly sounds like there was a dinner plan behind my back. And then now you guys are feeling bad and you're pretending like you had me and mine. Next time we'll get you involved in the planning process. Listen, the only, the only, the only dinner. The only dinner plans I like are the ones that are planned behind my back. So I'm not going. I will say. It's very upset.

Of all the dinners, I don't attend, this should not be high on the list of like, oh, my God, why didn't you go to the dinner? You know what, Jen, I'm really, because I'm a big advocate on if you don't want to go and do something, don't press, that person doesn't want to do it. You let them go 99.9%. But we got a lot to celebrate. This is a good, big family. Where, okay, do you have a time? Do you have a place? Do you have a city?

Where are we in dinner? It's in the top room, New York City, and it's at Frankie and Johnny's. Okay, I'm still out. But what, here's a better question. When did you know about this? When did you know about that? Yesterday. Okay, that's not bad.

That's not bad. You get a little lead time there. I will say that when Jet does come to a dinner, it makes it more special because 85% of the time he doesn't. Who's coming back in her? You. No, but who else is in the family that I apparently don't know. Tick.

Okay. Grez. Bob. Okay. Michael Volani. Heard of him. Why is there a thumbs up? I don't know.

That was fun. That was weird. I don't know how you did that. I don't know how you did that. The only thing is though, if you go to like, Jets great with the family dinners, when it's us, when it's our group, he's the best. he's the best.

It's great with people he knows. If it's like a business-type dinner and you need to be on or whatever, and you have there, he will let you do your thing. He stits back. He doesn't want anything to do with it. And you got to work.

Like those are the nights you know, you got to work. He was great in Miami, though. Miami was all. That's his people, though. That's his people. I will, when I have, yeah, no, you're absolutely correct with what you say.

Your dad, I think, was telling me he said I had a great performance. I can't, I don't know if he, if I was talking about, or about or not. Because he was telling me, he was telling me, he was like, he was so surprised that I brought my A stuff. And I said, like, if you need a game seven performance, like, I will bring it. I, I have it in me, and I'll bring it just not randomly, not to dinners I was invited to an hour before they start. You're fucked up. You did show up to my birthday dinner, and it meant a lot.

Well, of course, though. I was going to miss your birthday dinner. I mean, it was, it was your 55th. How could I miss? What a wild bit that. People still message me all the time about that. Yeah. You look good for 55 years ago. Yeah. Close to pension.

Is it us plus ticket, who, by the way, can join us tonight, sorely missed. Mikey V. Diamonds. Diamonds. Yeah. Oh, there's clothes. What are you pressing? I'm not, look at my hands, dude.

I ain't doing any of that. That is wild. That is wild. Yes, that's the roster. Okay. It's a tight, it's a very tight. By the way, Jay, you always hear me talk about home fries. This place, this is the ideal home fries.

It's probably Joe Stone Crabb home fries, and these home fries are neck and neck. I'm probably back in for this dinner, by the way. Whoa. That's fantastic. Well, no, because it's not. No, it just, it sounded like you guys were describing it was some big dinner. It sounds now like it's a tight-knit crew and it's going to be good vibes.

And then it sounds like I could still even get back to get hammered after. Yes. Yeah. Everything's coming up to you right now, Jet. Now, I don't know if you have them. Oh, you have some questions. But I think it's a beautiful time for us to step into our Q&A segment. And by the way, firing questions to the Bob doesports Instagram. We're always on the prow for the questions.

Then on in. Yeah, I'm going to take it away. Joe, you know what my new addiction is ordering postmates-wise? Some place you would never expect. Your new spot? I get that I get a postmate at all the place you would never, ever expect. Denny's. No, it's, it's high end.

An Asai, bowl. No, I know. I know. No, Joe, if you got it, I would give you $1,000. Boa Steakhouse. Great guess. Damn, I thought he got it. Oh.

Think that. That's really good. Think that region, but Mexican. Javier's? Great guess. Wrong, but great guess. Tocomodera. Bingo.

Bingo. Can't stop. It's very good. They have great cocktail. Do you just go in and repeat your order? No. Are you that? Do you have that big of an issue?

Like, you just go into the history and go reorder? You want to know what I ordered last night? That's got to be an expensive order, by the way. That's got to be like a 120, 140 at easy. I want to hear what you got and I want to hear

what the total was. I went nuts, okay? Oh my God. I was starved. You ready for this? I got the crispy A5 Wagu tacos,

pan cereal. Those are good. Toastatitas, street corn, black beans, cilantro, lime rice, truffle mac and cheese,

chips and salsa and the chef's enchiladas. I'm going to tell you right now. The A5 Wagu is $30 or $40 for one. Taco for one taco. They're fan.

How much? I'm going to say $243. Couldn't possibly have ordered that much. No. Wait a guy. 145. Yams? You ready for questions?

Oh, yeah, join us. Whenever you're ready to come back, I'm by all beans. Oh, are you guys, what are you guys at dinner? Probably right now. 160. 168. 168. Very little leftovers.

there's some places in you order that are just higher end that when you get it, it's like you're very excited. Like John and Vinnie's, nice guy is another one. Have you ever ordered from, what's a place with the great chicken sandwich right near the Beverly Wilson? Honor bar. Honor bar is a good one.

I haven't had Honor bar in a long, you know. Those chicken sandwiches are awesome. Chatsy, we went on the bar. Jet loves it. It's a great vibe. By the way, if Honor Bar was on Postmates,

they're on one of them. They're on one of them. If FP got a hold of that chicken sandwich, it's over. Oh, dude. It's a fried chicken sandwich, I suspect. Okay. But have you know, you know, tomato.

No tomato. Is there mayo on their tomato? I like tomato. Oh, do you? There's not, there's not, it's not, it's like an aoli or something.

I don't fucking, it's, it's, an aolee is mayonnaise. They've got cheese on a, which he would take the cheese off. Yeah, I don't like cheese. But I think just with the,

with the, even just with, I think even without the cheese and the, and the sauce you'd still love it. You know what is the great? You know, it was a great chicken sandwich, even though it fucked me up for like two days. Red Robin. You know what I'm talking about? Oh, I agree with Joe. Red Robin.

Red Robin. Yeah. That was my first time in a Red Robin. Red Robin's good, man. It really is. Those fries with the seasoning, bottomless fries. Come on. I'm going to go in somewhere and you're going to tell me I have unlimited fries.

usually I normally do it my that's the chicken sandwich oh I like that bread they come in three yeah you had it one that I see on a bar oh it's good it's it's the best it's good um by the way jolt but it looks great

he loved that red robin pizza because he likes it in the square I like the square size square cuts nice square cuts nice somebody just fart Michigan style no I think it was I think it was this chair I heard it too And I was hoping

I knew you were going to say something. I knew he was saying something. Now we know why he was all quiet up top there. Oh, yeah. He was brewing something saucy. You old devil dog, you. Yo, by the way,

you're filming with lebitard guys and Kutti forgot that Victoria was right behind him and Katsi let a snapper crack out of his ass. It was tough, man. I looked back. And it was so loud, there's no way that she couldn't have heard it. And she avoided eye contact at all costs. It was tough.

It was tough. I said to pop, I'm like, damn, dog. It was funny, though. Who is the current BDS white whale in terms of guests? Like, who is, like, who is currently? And it's not like your dream guest, but who, like, is the next? I know who it was for a while, but I think he's done that. Not even somebody that's going to be on the show, but who, yeah, just who is your, like, who is the next?

For a while, it had to be... It's no longer, but for a while, it was college. I would agree with that. Why no longer? I think it's kind of lost it to allure. I think we're out on them. Are we really? Jesus.

Jesus, yaman, I mean, that's a big part of the community. No, no. I was gonna tear up that Calid community. Yombe, dude. I was talking about dinner. We're out on dinner. We're out on dinner. We're out on dinner.

We're in. on Cal it. What? That was, you were trying to say face. Bad PR moment, man. You got to get one of his shicker.

One of his chicker lawyers have got to come in. Well, what did I say wrong? I said we're out on Caled and that was the problem. Yeah, it's kind of a tough thing. But we didn't talk about that. I'm personally,

I'm out on Calid. Let me make that clear. I was out from the beginning. Like, I was played along, but I, that's a long lesson, unfortunately.

I can't stand. Like, we the back. You shouldn't take that one person. Hey, hey, bring out the whole ocean. All right, another one. You know, Rory? Rory, I mean, Tiger, not Tiger, right?

I don't think Tiger. It can be like an obscure, like, it could be just somebody who's like big time. I actually, by the way, I actually have mine of, because people ask me, I was like, you know what? I got to give what my actual answers. And in all honest, if you actually gave it to me like, Tiger would be up there because the allure that would be insane. But as far as in front of the camera, he might not give you a ton. You'd like female.

No, I would actually go, honest to God, Michael Jordan. Oh, yeah. Jordan is a good one. Because I think he could shit talk. Like, people have always wondered what he's like on the golf course and what that round is like. You know what I mean? That's a white whale, too, because he doesn't do anything. Like, he doesn't do golf.

He doesn't do anything. That guy wakes up. He plays golf. He might go fish. That guy ain't doing anything. He doesn't do interviews. views. It's a good one. Who would be yours, Yoms?

Victor Hovlin. I like that. Yeah. He loved him. There used to be Minru Lee. He thinned a shot once. Well, white, wait, like, you can obviously say, like, MJ, all like the big ones.

I'm trying to think, like, like a random ass, like, celebrity who would be funny as shit. MJ doesn't. I know who would be good. I don't know if he's our white whale, but I think it would be, um, John Daly would be awesome for us.

Yeah. I think he'd be right up our wheelhouse. Like he would be funny. I thought you were going to say Tucker Carlson. That one's in the back. That's stored for a rainy day. On the surface, Bob does. Seems like a channel of three friends going out and playing golf. But when you take a deeper love. What the liberal media won't tell you.

But the liberal media is not telling you. It's a conspiracy brought to you by the Clinton organization. Is this the world we want our choice? living in? I don't think so. Okay. It's a good one. Remember, there was one night, there was one night, like a year ago, and we both discovered we could do Tucker Carlson impressions,

like in the same night. It was pretty wild. All right. You guys, impression-wise, so good. Yeah. This guy, I lost his name because I was scrolling, but he wanted to know all the boys' Super Bowl predictions. Super Bowl predictions. Give me the Cincinnati Bengals.

Whoa. Okay. We look like the hottest team in the NFL. Well, actually, they just lost. Never mind. I'm going to actually pivot. I will take the Philadelphia Eagles. It's a good one.

I mean, probably the best team in the NFL. I love to pick my bills. Talk about a chalk pick. Yeah, that's shocking. My bills stink right now. Oh, man, dude, our guy. He's strong. When you guys watching last night, they missed the field goal.

Oh, man. We have hope. Like all will be right in the world. We're going to go to overtime. We're going to beat the Broncos like we should. And then we had the 12 men. I, like, I would have rather just make the field goal, break my heart. I didn't need to see that.

Oh, it was awful. The way that it went. I was cheering when they missed. We're not, I think if we played the dolphins again right now, right? We're not winning that game. And I don't think we're winning that game. We're losing by multiple scores. They just fired the offensive coordinator.

Ken Dorsey. Ken Dorsey. Yeah. So I'm up. There's always a fall guy, man. Joe Brady, they just put in who is a LSU Tiger. Go Tigers. He was, he won national championship.

You know which coordinator has had every single job in the last five years. Every year he's on a different team. He goes from college to the NFL, back to college, to a head coach, to an offensive coordinator for a team, back to a coach in college. The guy is everywhere, not even head coach. He's a coordinator, and then he's a head coach, and then he's a coordinator, and then he's in college, then he's in the pros.

Cool. Don't tell me. No, no, no, no, no. F. You got something? I feel, I feel like I thought of this the other night

when I saw someone. Yep. And I think that's who it is. I just can't remember. You ready for this? Fuck. It's a coach. It's a coach.

And he has been at every college and every pro team in the league. Is it, is Bill O'Brien? It's Bill O'Brien. Yes, it is. Yes, it is. He goes from Penn State to the Patriots to Alabama to the Texans.

I don't know where he is now. The guy is, he's everywhere. He just enjoyed the Texans. And it's wild because every amazing, like, offense he goes to, they score all these points and they're like, oh, wow, keep him like, then he goes to the NFL. Then he sucks in the NFL. Like, send him back to college.

Amazing college, back to the NFL. He's the offensive coordinator and quarterbacks coach for the New England Patriots. Oh, he's back. That's exactly where you would be. That might be the trilogy. What a great thing. That guy can go do whatever he wants, knowing full well that he will always have the offensive coordinator job at the Patriots.

And you know what? What a great safety net that is. It wouldn't shock me if he's currently being paid by all those teams, something that he, like the Jimbo Fisher money right now. I could see him being like a low level SEC like in Arkansas. I could see him taking the head coaching job at like an Arkansas. That seems in Dismosier. Disarray.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, you're following Razorback football? KJ. Jefferson is dog shit. Whoa. Whoa. Nobody lost the bat on Arkansas. There are no good, that's it. There are no good questions.

Oh, come on, gentlemen. Did you know he was the GM? Here, you want to hear this question? Yeah, he was, he destroyed the Texas. He got rid of, he got rid of Hopkins. Yeah, I do remember that. He got rid of everybody. He got rid of the whole team.

He destroyed it. You see the head coach and GM? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah. And then he got fired immediately. Then he got fired.

He first destroyed the team. I think his first year, maybe this was before this, who did they get the DN that they picked first overall? Oh, they got. Deavian Clowny? I think he started when they drafted Clowny.

Anytime you make somebody a coach, a coach. and a GM, you're asking for it. Like, it's not, how are you supposed to do two jobs at once? I've got a little fun thing when I, when I, at the University of Richmond games, when I sit courtside, I'm right at the end of the bench. And the trainers sit right there. And we do a thing that with the TV timeouts, the first one to yell TV is like the winner of the moment.

So like a whistle goes and we try to yell TV before he's not. It's fun. It's a fun thing. The clips, what F.P. has with Richmond Spider Basketball, I'm so incredibly jealous of. It's the most, that's special, man. I won't love a game this year yet. I know. I haven't been home. And my guy, Tyler Burton, transferred to Villanova. So I'm kind of a Villanova guy this year. They lost yesterday.

You want a fun fact about Villanova? It's high score in the first. He's starting. How do you know what? Villanova did last night. I was on the losing end of that game. College basketball is... They lost to a dog shit team, too.

You know, the Jay Wright special of Villanova is, if a team makes a three on you, you have to attempt a three on the other end. Yeah, you got to get it back. Go back and watch the tape. Anybody who made a three on Jay Wright's team, a three was attempted on the other end. Jack, can you name me...

My goal this year is to make it to a home Villanova game, courtside. Wow. Televised? I mean, all Villanova games are televised. That's what you get with a big time. Imagine Bob watching a game and tuning in and seeing FP on the court side while the game's going on.

There's been a few spider games where I've turned on to where he told me where he's sitting that I've turned on to try and get him, but I haven't been able to get him. I'm going to tough spot at those games because I'm by the bench and the backboard. I'm like behind the backboard from the TV angle. It's tough. Jack, could you give me three Villanova point guards off the top? Not even point guard, just guards. Kyle Lowry. Okay.

Ryan Archie Diocono. Oh, God. And then you've got, you've got, you know, Biggie's basketball was not my thing. But is, I mean, I don't know if does Chris Jenkins count. I doubt he does. Yeah. Bronson. Oh, Jalen Brunson.

Yeah. How about Connor Gillespie? Connor Gillespie. Yeah. French program. I'm a program, by the way. Coach's son type stuff, you know? Who's the white guy that had an unbelievable tournament run

and has paraded into an NBA career? Jimmer Fredette. You mean in the... No, that's BYU. I'm joking. I'm joking. Jimmer Ferdat currently plays for the Shanghai Sharks. Yeah.

What's, wait, FP, who are you asking about? He had a great run for Villanova. And now he plays... Like, he didn't even start before the tournament run. He had like a crazy movie. Divucento. Oh, yeah. Now he's like,

now he's like an NBA guard. He didn't ragged. Literally one. The Warriors? No, he was with the Bucks. He was with the Bucs. He was with the Bucs and the Warriors. And the Warriors.

Yeah. When I say the Knicks, by the way, when I say the name. So he's a Nick for forever. Something that made me laugh to a degree that I had not laughed in a very long time. It's basketball related.

When Jet, we were in the car, coming back from Palm Springs. and Jet was talking about basketball players and he referred to somebody that has played for the magic as a magician. He said he said that, oh, a former magician

and I had never in my life heard somebody referred to a former Orlando Magic's player as a magician. He was a magician in 2002-2005. Dwight Howard. He was a magician for a time. If you could, like, if science can like, if science can like

really dissect somebody's brain and, like, tell you really what's going on where you could get a good look in what's going on. Would you choose Jett? Would you choose Cutsi? Me too. Cutsi by and yeah. Yeah. What would you want to know, Bob? I could just tell you. Oh, man. I got to get that reaction right there. I got to get in there, dude. I would be absolutely fascinated by that. If you want, I can donate my brain to science. You honestly, you should, Joe. I'm not that important. I'm not worth them spending time looking on my brain tissue. Oh, but you are.

Yeah. I just want to see, like, how things are firing for you during, like, a first half bet, craps table, like, three-footer, like, sleeping, like, there's ordering food at a table versus just, like, driving. Like, I got to see what's firing and how. Like, what are you doing right now? I'm eating pistachios. I want to see what fire in your brain when you made that call.

The decision to start eating pistachios on a podcast. I got to see what happened in there. I asked Nicole for some snacks while I did the pod. She brought pistachios. She also brought olives, which I was eating as well. And got some snow peas, which I haven't touched. Snow peas are good. You know what?

I never have gotten into olives. That's like the one. Oh, I love all. I don't like them. Can't get into them. I don't know. It's that Italian blood. I love that.

I love the Italian. like olives. I love like anything like, I don't know, anything pickled, I love too. FP, you like Christmas more? You like Thanksgiving more? Thanksgiving. Damn, dog. I feel like if you say Christmas, you're just like a selfish prick that likes gifts, which I am. I don't know. It's all great. It's great to be a family. Damn, did you not mean that?

That was awful. That was just a weak, even attempt. Tough PR stunt there. Look, none of them listen to this shit. They're never going to see it. They're never going to hear. My wife especially is not going to hear this stuff. They don't support me.

How old were you when you found out that Santa Claus doesn't exist? Whoa. Oh, no, second time you've done that. 34, apparently. What I said? 34, apparently. No, I actually found out on my own. I was while snooping for gifts during Christmas season.

And I went in my parents' closet, and I unveiled a life-size, like, doll that they were, that was obviously not for me. It was for my sister. It was like draped in a blanket. So I saw that. And then on Christmas morning, that was presented, like, to my sister as being from Santa Claus. and I was like, wait a fucking minute. Like, that's your closet. So I actually, like, confronted my parents about it.

And it was like, how the fuck, like, you know, that's just from Santa. And they tried to give me some thing of like, well, Santa, you know, the real thing is you can't go everywhere in one day. So for some people, trust some parents to hold onto his gifts for him. And I was like, it's full shit. Did Papa Perez used to eat all the milk and cookies? Yeah. I mean, that's a standard move.

Like the tooth fairy, right? You don't want a fucking kid's tooth. It's fucking weird, right? But you got to go grab the fucking thing and put a fucking dollar underneath. I definitely thought about that. That's disgusting. Fucking weird. It's actually kind of like unsanitary.

I won't do that. And then another thing I won't do with my kids is I won't be in the passenger seat when they learn how to drive. Oh, Bob, that's terrible. I won't do it. You won't teach your kids to drive. Is that what you're saying? That's terrible. I would leave it to my wife.

I wouldn't do, I'm not a good passenger seat driver. I'd have, it wouldn't be fair to them. So did you just say you're not going to do the tooth fairy thing? Yeah. You're just not going to do it? No, no, I would do the tooth ferry. I'm saying that that is kind of like, you're not going to go grab the thing. No, that I would probably do.

The driving thing I'm serious, the driving thing I won't do. Would you pay for a driving teacher? Yeah, for sure. Definitely. I guess that's something that I would have my wife do because I wouldn't handle it well. It takes more minutes of my time for one more question from that Instagram

and a conditional third round draft pick. Wow. Conditions of which the condition will be conditionally named later. If you don't have a six pack, you're not working for me. That's what we do now. I love following those motivational guys on TikTok. The guys that are just the biggest phonies,

like just the total bullshit one. that are just terrible. The one, the go-to motivation guy, if there's a guy that I really do like because I do fall for that stuff, I love Gagins. What do you think he's doing right now? He doesn't want you to like pay him for his time

to come up and yell at you. You know what I mean? He's just telling you how it is for free. Also, too, if you were a Navy SEAL, if you got through to be a Navy SEAL, you could preach all you want to preach. Isn't Jan Bilzerian a Navy SEAL? I don't know.

Twice or something. Yeah. I think a lot of the SEAL guys would respect what he went through and let him have it, but I'm not, I'm not sure. I'm also not going to sit here and tell that guy he's not a seal. We saw that.

We saw my slap playing. Bres sat next to Dan Bolzarian at Power Slap. It was one of the most. Did you really? I sat right next to him. I talked to him. I talked to him. I talked to him.

I'll talk with him. it was a chore. It was small. I didn't have much to. I think he was surrounded by like 10 women. Fucking slob I have to sit next to you. And I'm like trying to just. It's tough.

What do you think David Goggins is doing right now? My guess is jogging. Jogging or and yelling at someone. He dominates peloton. Bob's a big, people don't know. Bob's a big, most of Bob's success comes from the motivational speakers. he watches on social media that lead him to chase those dreams. I'll tell you this.

If you saw my TikTok, like my liked stuff on TikTok, because on TikTok, if you see something that you want to store, you just click like on it and it stores it, I would be kind of embarrassed. That's like tickets postmate history. We got to get rid of that one to roll through like the top. The last four of those things. Oh, God.

I wish we could call them and ask him for the postmate stuff because I do like that. But I will say, fellas, I think this has been a really, really fun episode of the Bob DeSports podcast. Who's the siren is going off? By the way, Jen, if you don't think I'm going to roll back that footage and see if you farted at the 45 minutes. I know I did. So here's the thing. So I didn't fart, but I know on Instagram in two days it's going to be like 45 minutes into the fucking BDS pot.

Do we have Fartgate Part 4? And then you're going to be like playing back the tape like it's the fucking Zeprooter film. Stinky Times at Bob Desper. H. Ye see Yaman with the big ripper down the sideline. Ladies and gentlemen, that does it.

Love you, boys. Appreciate you, boys. Jett, we'll see you at dinner Saturday. That's another episode. Wow.

Yeah.