Bob Does Sports Podcast - Bob Does Sports Talk Fat Perez On PGA Tour, Lebron James At The Olympics & Joey's Wedding!

Episode Date: August 14, 2024

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The creator, classic. Nobody's gonna be having more fun than us. Yeah, nine holes, really eight holes. You got a birdie won, right? Then we've got a shot. If we don't, then yeah, it's pretty much done. Really, it's a one-hole tournament for you and I. I don't know, I should probably start practicing or something, yeah?

I was all-time LeBron Hater for a long time. I love the guy. Oh, do you mean this guy? Yo, what? It's not a word. You possibly. Yo. You got a little one.

As Spencer? I just know when I'm on the altar with you, dumb. There's going to be something that's going to get me. It's going to be something stupid and I'm not going to be able to stop laughing. And it's going to be a thing. I just, it's a problem. Something's going to get me to bring me. Somebody farts, Bob, is done.

He will collapse up there. Yeah, I think Cliffley left. Did he leave the Phillies? Or was this before the first? No, he started with the Indians, right? Yeah. He was the number two guy behind Johan. And then he went to the – had a couple good years.

Was Cliff Lee a twin? And before he went to the Phillies? That's what I'm asking. Was he a twin or – he was he a – No. He was an Indian. Was he behind a scene? He was a guardian.

He was a Met. He was – was he a Met late? Is that crazy? No, I don't think so. He was a Ranger. He was a Ranger. He was a Ranger. He was a Ranger.

He was an Indian. He was a Ranger. and he was a Philly. He was a good Philly. He was a good Philly. You know who's a good Philly? Doc Holiday. Sure.

RIP. I was going to come. Cole Hamels is a little different. I was about to say Cole Hamels. I mix them up all the time. When you think of like the top change-ups in all the time in baseball, I think Johan Santana,

I think Cole Hamels, and then... Do you think... Do you think... Do you think lefties just throw a better change up? Yeah, yeah, possibly. I mean, some righties throw really good. Tommy Canley throws a really good change up.

He's a reliever. But yeah, there's a lot of good lefty. C.C. Sabathia actually threw a good change up. You know? It just pops a little different from the left side, you know? Yeah, different action. I don't literally even know which is. Like I don't, when a guy throws a chain.

I don't even know. Change up, you can tell a little bit and a slider. Two seam to four seam, I got problems. Well, that's a sign of a change up, Yaman. You're not supposed to know. No, but when you see it off his arm, you know it's like, you know it's a change. But if you're asking me who throws a nice change up, I couldn't tell you. Yeah.

Poppe, you look like, I don't know more. You look like one of the guys on around the horn. Like, you know how they each like after you know. Yeah. Their own cell. Yeah. His first article ever published in the like, published in the Lake Geneva Herald.

I've got Houston behind me. Just Houston all over the place. That's the vet, the old vet, the good old days. Dude, apparently the shows canceled. Did they canceled the show? Did you know it's over? Really? Yeah, I found out at the breezy.

Who? The show's over. I was like, since when? I was watching it a few weeks ago. Tony Reilly was still doing it. I think they might be on the final. I think they might be shutting it down. You know, I didn't know that Skip Bayliss left undisputed,

and now he's going to retire. Have you guys heard about this? You think he's retiring? That's what they're saying. I think he has a podcast that he'll probably keep doing it. That man will be shouting from his fucking casket. He's going to go under like the Tucker Carlson Network. He'll be like on X or like they'll do something together.

Yeah. You know. But that one for talk about you. You're going to get his own substack. Yeah. Dude, you guys, you guys stopped doing it, but you guys used to bounce around a really good Tucker Carlson. When you guys used to do that, that always got me real good. It's been too long.

I don't even know what happened. Where's Tucker Carlson? What the media won't tell you. You know what Tucker Paulson is doing? He's hanging out with Ari Shefier driving around. in a cyber truck who's doing that Tucker Carlson that's what he's been doing we've got we've got media pundits that are just going rogue right now yeah there's people on their own networks they're all over the place Tucker Carlson I think I saw just actually surpass Joe Rogan as the number one

podcast for most viewed podcast bring it to the man there somewhere Lex Friedman is just punching air right now yeah yeah yeah yeah you should do yeah just like one week people would go not but just like put a Bob Disports episode on X. Yeah. Listen, I've seen it done. You know who else? So we were talking about this. Max Kellerman's been out of the loop for a while and he's going to show up on X very soon.

Didn't he get like a show up in like some nice studio. He's going to be doing some investigative reporting on the downfall of doping and cycling or something. And he's he's going to have his own thing. He's going to have his own show. Isn't that a contract issue though? Didn't he wasn't he? Apparently. Yeah.

When he left ESPN, he's not a lot of. of doing anything when stephen a effectively fired him um he's not a lot of do anything until i guess i don't know maybe he didn't skip will reunite like old times maybe yeah yeah that would bring back i mean that would really bring back like those type of show people would go nuts about that skip is still hanging on to that like 2007 first take era though remember when that was like a that was like a hot show for great show it was like 2009 2010 that was like now he's still hanging on to those like you don't have the clutch gene moments, which like don't work anymore. Yeah.

I actually thought him and, um, Kellerman. I actually liked Stephen A and, and Kellerman together. But then you're right, he kind of gave him the boot. But I actually thought they were pretty good. He probably felt threatened, you know. Yeah. Nobody comes. Nobody fucks with Stephen A man.

Yeah. I told you the, you know, the Stephen A thing. Told you when he would, he would be staying at the hotel. And like, no matter what he was going to tip you, like, even if it was five bucks, he would, he would call you over like he was going to drop. like a hundred on you and he would like dab you up and be like you know i got you and it could be like a five dollar bill but like he would treat it as if it was going to be like anything good tip or i mean really nice him to tip every single one was like probably walked around the same way he walks

into NBA arenas these days yeah he's got he's got a swag out of him dude to be fair that the the dapp is worth money on its own so it's five dollars plus the dab it's a pretty good tip he's the main character of whatever, whatever he's doing. At least he thinks he is. Yeah. You guys, did you get into the, you were into the Olympics basketball? No, Yams? Just because you're probably because you were betting it.

Well, me and Pop watched the final together at your apartment. Streamed it. It was actually electric. It was, I mean, Steph Curry had maybe the greatest. I hate calling things the greatest because every time anybody does anything, it's the greatest thing of all time because people forget so fast. He made like five threes in a row, four threes in a row to, like, win the gold medal. It was pretty sick.

And then I, yeah, it was, it was pretty sick. I enjoyed the Olympics. Our bet we had minus 10 and a half for the fourth quarter, right? And it was looking really good, then as all bets, not good, then good again, then not good. Then with like 45 seconds left, it looked damn near impossible to hit. I was like, fuck it. There was a pan pizza waiting at the front door. So I ran downstairs to get the pan pizza from the papa.

And that's when Steph hit that amazing shot. So I like, I think when I stepped out of the room, that magic happened. And then when I came back up, there was still like 15 seconds left and Yaman didn't let me back into the room. He was like, stand outside of the room. He didn't stand outside.

You did. Get out of the room. Right before we want. And we want. Take the papa and stand outside of the room. People get really defensive about it, but like shouldn't they have been blowing these teams out? Like maybe not France who actually has like some good,

but there's some teams that you would expect them to be blowing these guys out. And they really didn't. Not to say there's not good players across the board. But like some of the teams you would think they would absolutely run through. Yeah, they almost lost to do the South Sudan in the in like the warmups. Yeah. He's like, all right, something's wrong here, whatever. I think the other teams like Serbia is it, they're good.

Like these teams all have like three or four NBA pros. The thing I didn't understand was this whole Jason Tatum bit that was going around how he wasn't playing. And everybody's like, why is he not playing? And people were like he doesn't fit into like Fiba basketball. It's like he's one of the best players in the NBA. Like he can't figure like Devin Booker fits into this lineup, but Jason Tatum doesn't. A lot of people were saying that, a lot of people were saying that Steve Kerr has just has it out for him. I don't know if that's true or not.

I just find it weird that you can be like what? Because you're a lot of fucking goal tend. now you don't fit into the scheme of the, it made no sense to me. So I just want to remind you that the Bob Does Sports Pod is brought to you by Seekkeek. If you want to view live events and not just

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of your next seek geek order download that seek geek app today and enjoy your live events the right way it all starts with seekieke i feel like it's also that like classic like great group of players versus like a team right like some of these countries like probably clearly play together and you know play more often together so you got like yeah clearly better talent but guys that necessarily you know haven't played on the team um yeah i i don't didn't get the Tatum thing either. That seemed bizarre. Guy just won, you know, his team, the NBA championship, seems like he'd be good enough to play some minutes. And then there was

that whole leaked audio with, with LeBron. Did you see that? Was that real? I thought that was fake. I don't know. It could very well be fake. It actually, it probably is fake. Did you get panics to Metcalfe? Oh, no. I mean, I didn't say it was real. I just said, did you hear it? You know? So it was real. It was real. It was just, it was saying Kerr was a clown for not playing Tatum. Oh, that wouldn't shock me. I saw a clip of LeBron bodying a little French child.

And then I'm LeBron James. And then he started dancing. And then dance his way into the restaurant. I was shocked. I was surprised LeBron. LeBron, for whatever he is, he is, he's so genuinely like goofy. Goofy.

Goofy. Yeah. He's so genuinely. It's all, you can't hate, knock the because it's so real. Like he's dapping up. He's got handshakes with like all of his kids and like his wife. He's just like a goofy ass dude.

I think he played the part. I think for a while he like tried to be like hated almost. Like he tried to embrace that and be like a villain. And he just can't do it because he's so goofy. Well, when he went to Miami, he really tried to play into that villain thing because it was happening regardless. But also he's so corny. I can't even handle it.

Dude, like a few weeks ago, they record, like, some guy took this awesome angle of all the guys coming out on the court. Like it was Jason Tatum and then it flowed into like Steph Curry and then it flowed into LeBron and the starting five. And it was really cool. And they put the Avengers music behind it and it went viral and all that. And then they were asking LeBron at the end when they won the gold, they were like, you know, there was the dream team, the redeemed team. All you guys. And he was like, The Avengers. God, this guy is relentlessly corny.

You know what's really bad? Yeah, to be honest, I didn't really like LeBron too much, like years ago. I kind of, I see how he's funny now without trying to be funny. But you know it was one of the toughest clips was after the Celtics won the championship that Jason Tatum was looking for like that moment. That'll be played for like years. But he was just taking from like each guy. He tried in anything as possible.

He couldn't do it. Oh, I know. He sold the, like, Kevin Garnett thing, like, yelling into the space. I know. And then, like, took the Kanye speech from... Oh, yeah, he did the... I guess we'll never know. I guess we'll never know.

Oh, so bad, Nick. Because now everything is, like, pre-planned now, because everybody lives in this, like, viral. You're, like, winning the NBA finals and you're trying to, like, create a viral moment. It's, uh, it's pretty wild. But, yeah, I used to be the biggest. I was all-time LeBron Hater for a long time. I can't, I love the guy. He's, he's, he's, he's, he's just the goofiest dude of all time.

He's just so genuinely happy. He's just, you mean this guy? Yo, what? That's not a word. Yo, DeLron has dispenser. That's space jam. LeBron has the sensor.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You should hold, yeah, you should hold on to that. Hey, Tim, stop glazing LeBron, all right? Stop glazing, brother. Oh, fuck, I miss it. That's unbelievable. What a ridiculous. He pulled out.

The LeBron has dispensed it. Oh, I've had that. Too long. Probably since the movie came out. Do you watch that worth it worth like 15 mil, like that's worth of something crazy? That looks like a bigger ticket play. It was.

It's not mine. Yeah. It's not mine. You ever see the LeBron, the LeBron meme where he's doing, he's in his barbershop show, where by the way, they don't cut hair, they just go zh, and nobody gets clipped. It's like cutting fake scissors. And the guy, I forget who were they interviewed. FP, you've definitely seen it.

I think it was Marcus Rashford or something. It was a player overseas. And he said his favorite, his favorite quote. I forget. You got to be comfortable with being uncomfortable. Yeah, and the broad looks at me. He's like, oh, yeah, that's my favorite quote. Like, I love it.

I look by that. Yeah, it's all time. The one that's tough is the Drake one, where he's like, you know, what did I tell you? And Drake's like, uh, you told me. He can't. He doesn't remember what he told them. There was a phase on Twitter where people were just bringing up like LeBron, those moments of LeBrona when he used to do the whole like predict. Like I knew Kobe was going to score 81.

I woke up. I was like Kobe scored 81 today. I just knew it. He's the best. He's the best. I think it's this book. Oh, the book. Like he's on like the third page or something.

Yeah. Every single time. Every single time. Every single time when he was on the third page of Martin Luther King Jr's biography. Unbelievable. All right. Well, welcome back to another dish and Bob Desport the podcast. Kind of just letting it rip here today. We have no Joey D. today. You would think the king and queen are getting married for the lead-up to this wedding here for Joey D.

It is, it is unbelievable. It really is. I mean, the build-up to this thing. He speaks about it, too. That's the best part. It's like this wedding. It's like, you wouldn't believe. it. It's like, bro, I got married. Like, I would absolutely believe it. I know exactly what it takes. It's just like the guy, the guy's been in Canada all month. He's

getting this thing rolling and it's like, is he building the tables that we're going to be sitting out at the rehearsal dinner? Dude, it's funny too because he keeps saying to me, he's like, Bob, I am just, this is so much. Like, I'm just so stressed out. Every picture I see of him, he's either at a buffet, at a brunch at like the Fairmont or like pop and champagne or like out on the golf course. Yeah.

Yeah, must have a few days off and went up to Whistler, dude. I've just grabbed the R&R. He's not, I think, five to seven photo shoots this one. And the wedding hasn't, it's not even the rehearsal. He's done it everywhere. It's like each group gets like their own shoot. he's in the part they're doing it's listen i i've never been married i i can't imagine it's it's it should be this this is a really bad sign for the the the wedding party photos after the wedding oh this is going to

be like hours oh we're going to get on a bus and go to one location then we're going to get on a bus and go to another location maybe we'll go up to whistler maybe there's a lunch involved somewhere then we'll hit the reception it's it's good news we do have hours in between we've got that We've got that Catholic Mass, 130 guy. We're taking pictures. Oh, I know. I know. That's what I'm saying.

It's not your standard, like, wedding, and then everyone goes straight to the reception, and you kind of got to get the pictures done and on the move. There's already, like, a downtime of, like, three, four hours in there. And then we don't use all that. I just know what I'm on the altar with, you dumbasses. There's going to be. Something that's going to get me. It's going to be something stupid and I'm not going to be able to stop laughing.

And it's going to be a thing. I just, the fact that I'm up there with you guys, it's just, I, it's a problem. Something's going to get me to break. Somebody farts, Bob, is, is dumb. He will fucking collapse up there. That'll be the fucking end. I didn't even think about that. That's a great point.

I didn't even think about. The legit, we have more concern with, like, that's going to be an issue. Like, just holding it to get, you know, just, just you just, just, just nobody farting. Cause that's the only thing. Yeah. The ring is not. No. The joke could say something stupid that.

Oh, totally. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The Catholic Mass has a lot of, um, has a lot of like movement to it too. So it's not, you know, it's like a good hour and 15 minutes. Like, it's a full church service. It's not like a, it's not like your 20 minute wedding.

It's a full, there's communion. I mean, you go through the whole thing. So we're not just standing it. We're going to, there's going to be like sitting down, getting up. There's like a whole thing that goes into it. Do we have a reversal for that? We're on the move. Yeah.

Yeah. That's what's before the dinner on Thursday. After the photo shoot tick. Uh, before the dinner Thursday. Oh, Jesus Christ. Okay. That's, all right. All right.

Yeah. you go before the dinner, but it's so I didn't know, okay, I didn't know, I thought it was going to be a walk and stand type of deal. I mean, it starts that way, but you don't stand there for an hour and 15 minutes. Like you get up the past, you know, I mean, look, every Catholic Mass is different, but usually the priest gets going on his little sermon, everybody sits down for that. You're not going to be standing up there while people come for communion. You know what I mean? Like that, there's, there's ups and downs. So wait, so we're not going to be standing the whole time.

Like to start, you're saying you think we're going to be seated? No, I would be very surprised. Of all the Catholic weddings that I've been to, I've never seen them, the bridesmaids and groomsmen stand up there for the entire hour and 15 minutes. Because there's just, there's different things there. There's readings. There's all sorts of stuff. So you have your little like, I don't know how this church is set up, but usually like the first row will be open for us. And they're, you know, we go and sit down and we position ourselves back up.

So that would be part of the rehearsal is like when Aunt Mary is going to come up here and read a letter for the Corinthians to Paul or Paul to the Corinthians, you go and sit down, you know. Yeah, man, I'm telling you. That's what it could be. It's, it could be a far. It could be. You better hope you better, you better hope it comes. when we're sitting in that front row. Yeah.

Face of God. You'd rather laugh in that direction. Yeah. It's going to be an interesting one. Pop, did you write your speech or do you know what you're going to say? No. Do you regret asking for some time? No, I don't because I'll get there.

I've given a speech before. I'm a little bit of an off-the-cuff kind of guy. Good. But I've only ever done it before in front of what I know most of the people there. Like at my sister's wedding, I did that. and I knew 95% of the people there. I'm a little bit more nervous just because I don't,

maybe I should be less nervous because I don't know a lot of people, but it's made me a little bit more just because it's like I'm representing Joe and I'm one of his friends and it's in front of a lot of his Italian Catholic family. It's elevated my nerves a little bit, but I'm sure I'll get over it.

But no, I haven't written a single thing. When are you speaking? Hopefully towards the front. Hopefully get it over quick. And if Bob needs to laugh, he can settle down. the time it gets to him at the end. Even if I don't say something stupid,

me just standing up there with a mic, he's going to start laughing, and I can't even look in his direction. I'm going to need to angle away from that table the entire time. I have a decent, like, a lot of things that, like, I know will make all of us laugh. Like, I hope, like, if you see the Joe that we see,

like, I think everybody would find it funny, but then, like, you don't know what Nicole saw, has seen a Joe. Like they might not have seen the full, goofy side to where some of it they might not get. You know what I mean? That's all right, man. Yeah. You got to go what you know, dude.

You don't know the Joe that they know. You can't handle that audience. What are you mentioned the garage door in your speech? Or is that low-hanging fruit? I think it's, I just think it's too low-hanging of fruit. Yeah. By the time it gets to you, someone else probably will have mentioned it, too. If you don't think Bearsall is going to tell you.

touch on every single thing. The over under, and we love Bears all dearly. That's Joe's co-best man. The over-under on his speech, I think, and he's even said, I've talked to me. He said, 15 minutes. There's talk. Are you guys just getting five minutes each? So how's that going to go?

A little buzzard, he's going to get a little light. What's he going to do? So he's just going to power through that thing? Oh, you don't give a fuck. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then for those who don't know from the,

in the gum show, Mikey Vee is going to be hosting the wedding. What should be really interesting. It's going to be sit back and just relax and watch. It's going to be fun to watch, man. Even the people, I'm thinking about, like, Jason Burger is going to be there. Yeah. Who, there's just like, showtime. Ferg.

Ferg is Calgary Ferg's going to be here? Yeah, that's great. Like, he's just, it's just. Grant was invited. He's not going. I don't know. Wildest crew You're going to see people

Just walk in and be like, holy shit. Like, is, is Sam coming? Is Showtime's fiance coming? I don't believe so. I think it's just Showtime. You're just getting, you're getting, we're going to get a raw showtime. Oh, my God.

Yeah. Leash off Showtime and a foreign country. Yeah. Sometimes they are feet off of each other. Sometimes when she's there, he gets even crazier, to be honest. You ready to, you ready to hear something?

wild from showtime yesterday is he told me yesterday when he was in nantucket he used to work at an ice cream shop and him and sam went for ice cream he sent his cone back two times because the guy kept fucking it up i said showtime you mean tell me that this guy handed you an ice cream cone and you sent your ice cream cone back like dude it's not a rib eye eye Like, what the fuck are you doing? The two things you can't send back are soup and ice cream. Those are the two things you just cannot send back. You live with it.

What did he ask? Did he ask for it medium rare? Like, how did he want it? Yeah, yes. Unless it was melted. Unless it was literally like melted ice cream in a cone, you got to just eat it. It's one of the craziest things I've, I've, I've ever heard by five.

How's this golf game? Somebody sent me a screenshot of him in my DMs of him just like fucking, it was like top of it. It was one of the wildest things of everything. Top of the swing. Legs all over the place. I think his shoes falling off. What do you mean? But like a random.

No, no, no. It was, it was, um, just from your, from your story. I also would get people, it's happened a few times. People will send me videos just sniping him at the Balboa, like, it's on tea in their like showtimes here. Like from a, it's like a like a paparazzi angle. I've gotten that. twice. People were saying that, you know, and they say you swing out of your shoes,

you could see his foot purging out of his shoe like as he was going to swing. It's unbelievable. I got Hillcrest with him tomorrow, which should be a lot of fun. Yeah, it's a lot of fun. Is that where he broke a windshield? No, that was Brentwood. Brentwood, all right. Yeah. I didn't think you'd be headed back there. Hopefully, hopefully the ice cream at Hillcrest is up to his standard. I mean, unless you're handed strawberry when you ask for chocolate, like I'm sure it was just like some topping wasn't,

like he wanted light sprinkles and it was like covered in sprinkles. It's like, I bet you like it. I couldn't be, I couldn't be there for that. I'd be so, I'd have such bad secondhand embarrassment. That's really, really tough. All right, real quick before we go and do a nice, Q&A Sesh here. We are off. Yaman is coming with us as well. The creator classic.

And nobody's going to be having more fun than us. I think we're going to go out there and just have a fucking ball. We talked about it a little bit on the Callaway Live show, but really, really cool what they're doing. The tour allowing us to come on the course. I think it's pretty crazy. And Stubb's going to do his thing. Just have some fun out there. Nine holes.

No, Stu? Yeah, nine holes. Really eight holes. and then the top four guys go on to nine. So we know how this goes. I mean, you just, you got a birdie won, right? I mean, we get out there and we've already won. Then, you know, we've got a shot.

If we don't, then, yeah, it's pretty much done. So really, it's a one-hole tournament for you and I. But we'll go out there and have a good time. It's pretty wild that they're letting us out on that nine holes the day before. I know when I, like, take a divot or something. something I'm going to be like damn like I'm going to watch on fucking Sunday afternoon and somebody in the lead's going to like end up in my divot from the creator classic and it's going to result in a double bogey or something um it's pretty wild it's it's it's I haven't even

seen I don't think the full list yet I don't think they've even released everyone that's playing in it um to this point so I'm interested to see these names that start coming out and I don't know I should probably start practicing or something yeah I don't like, you know what, we kept saying you just got a birdie one at the queue, but then you almost birdied one. Yeah, I mean, I left it like one roll short, even after like a, you know, it didn't really come out in a thing. And I guess we can say it now probably. But like the camera guy just like tap dancing on my ball on, uh, I think we've enough times gone by that we could probably bring that up. You weren't there.

Did you not hear about this, Yaman? No, I wasn't there. I know what happened. The first hole of the queue at Myrtle Beach, I hit my approach shot. I hit it pretty good, but I just had a little too much club, and I end up, like, rolling, kind of like, middle onto the back fringe. And the, the pin's kind of back left. It's not a bad shot.

And as we're getting up there, we're kind of reading the pot. Everybody's going. And, you know, there's a bunch of cameras around, but this one guy's, like, filming, like, D-Rap or somebody, and he's backpedaling, and he just fucking backheels my golf ball. just fucking down into the fucking rough behind him no yeah yeah yeah and then like the the main producer guy who was there because i think we were we might have been the first group off i think we were the first group off so this guy's watching dude he's getting he's fucking pissed like he's like what do we you know he's pissed at the guy who's doing it was the same guy that a few holes later

there was the same guy who then it was a little wet out there and this teabox was a little and he was heading up there to get the right angle and he took a spell. He did he have a rig? He did. He had a rig and he like, his like feet slid back behind him and he sort of just like fell, just like fell forward onto the back of the teeth. So what happened? So they let you just put your ball, like they put your ball back.

Everyone just sort of looked around like, you know, we're not, we're not dealing with this. like we're not even going to go through it's like that's where my ball was like I'm putting it there and everybody just looked at each other and it was like yeah yeah we're good we're just going to keep but of course it was yours though like it couldn't have been any of like the corn fairy guys or like it of course it had to be your ball yeah and you and bob did you just start laughing your ass off after the initial like silence not after not after the ball the ball situation when he slipped yes because then I was a little more comfortable by then. Like we were a little more settled

in to where like, yeah, when he slipped, it was, it was that really, really got me because it was the same guy. Bob had just like disappeared. He like, he like met me up at the fairway. He couldn't even really be around. It was pretty fucking funny.

But the ball thing, everybody, it was like, I felt for the guy, right? Like, he clearly didn't intend to do it and he got kind of chewed out like right off the bat. It was just sort of a, it was a touchy thing and i just laughed and then then i almost rolled the fucking the putt in after i you know it was it was kind of a wild series of events you get your redemption at the at the creator cup

what's the first hole is it the par three number 10 or did they switch the nine they like to say which by the way isn't that isn't that the hole that you almost hit the whole one on stew or by way no no that's in memphis yeah that was in memphis oh number 11 in memphis well yeah Correct. 11 at Memphis, I believe, or 12, I think it's 11. No, 9's the par 3. And then 15 is that like monster par 3 that kind of has the, it's almost, it's an island green, I guess. It's got a little rough around it. But it's, I mean, shit, it plays like 220, 2.30 to an island green for those guys. So it's going to be, I'm going to be hitting a lot of fairway woods into a lot of holes. But yeah, I mean, look, it's going to be a good opportunity. And I got an email asking how I wanted my name on the leaderboard yesterday, whether I wanted Nick Stuby or Fat Perez. I went the latter. Nobody knows who Nick Stuby is.

So we're going to go about that. And I said, you know, I think it's Mark Immelman and Damon and DRAP on the call amongst others in Hallie. think as well. So I said if if Mark Iman doesn't want to say fat repeatedly, he can just go with Perez alone. That's fine. So it should be a bit of a clown show. Don't you think though, like if, if you're if you were to have a shot, it would be you'd have a better shot with eight holes than 18 in the sense of like you could just play just a great hole. Not say you can't play 18 great holes ago, but you know what I mean? Like you could just go off in those eight. 100% yeah the fewer the holes the better chance I have I mean if you'd even did like four day like a four day tournament like I'm going to get I'm going to get smoked yeah best best case scenario to be one hole and then yeah every every little bit after that would be would be a little less better for me but yeah it's going to be a length thing it's going to be a distance thing you know just going to be aiming for the middle of the green and try to make some puts that's my game plan it'll be fun though because a lot of the people we

know just like at the queue like we were shooting the shit with like the bus jack guys and like you know we know all those people grant and all so it ends up just being um fun as well i think the crazy part too is that you're going to have i mean it's it's during the practice round so you're going to have live you have a lot of people there and it's live streamed on youtube peacock and ESPN plus i think and they're using all of the all of the like infrastructure that they're going to use to tournament days. So like all the cameras, all of the like, you know, the shot tracer that goes up, all the data, all that shit, all those slow motion, the conop can the common conical monolta bizhub swing vision with Costas breaking down. That's old school. That's all school shit.

As you can see when Peretz gets to the top of the swing. Yeah, I love that shit. Oh, that's the world, dude. They just flip it around. They just like, The middle is going to just turn it around to the other side. The guys have the baggiest pants of all time. So it's going to be like it. Yeah, it's going to be a serious production. It's going to be interesting to have like fucking live fans there. It's going to be more like Butler Pitchin' Putt than Cue at Middle Beach feel.

Yeah, at least with the cue, there was nobody there. This is going to be like, yeah, this is. And you could definitely. tell they're going to do it right. Like they got some big time names behind it. So yeah, it'll be excited. And I think, you know, our fans will definitely definitely enjoy it. So something to keep an eye out on.

And now, fellas, let's get on into our Q&A segment of the show here. All right. First question comes from Anthony G underscore t.0.s.m.m. Can FP do a swing analysis and tutorial video? Hashtag like Perez. Wow. Swing an out. Does that mean he's looking at other people?

Is or mine? No, I think he means like, yeah, walking through your own swing, like how to get the tempo, all the things that you're doing, I guess. Tutorial of you swing. Yeah. I mean, I could. Sure. I don't know if I'm qualified to even talk about my swing or anything.

anyone swing. Um, it's going to be a lot of, a lot of motion going on there when you slow it down. But, uh, yeah, sure, I'll, I'll knock that out. I don't know if anything I say is going to be true, but I'll, I'll do it. You don't feel qualified for your own swing, like to kind of talk through what you're doing. I mean, I don't know if I can verbalize what's happening correctly. Um, I don't think I have the proper proper certifications to do that. Um, But, you know, I could, I could use some, some reels on my, on my, on my, on my, on my, on my Instagram. So I'm down. I was doing the, uh, I've come up on like some guy and some like golf pro analyzing Perez's swing.

I think I sent it to you guys and he goes into everything the other day. And I meant sent to you guys, it was a YouTube short of mine. And it was me hitting the drive during the homo match. And this guy goes into everything that I'm doing. and wrong. He listed no joke, like 12 different things and he's using the thing where like, you know, like the

Microsoft pad where like you can like draw on it. He's like circling my hips. It was, it looked like a George Gancis lesson almost going on. Tell you what, of all the videos and swings to pick, that wouldn't have been the one. That was a tough,

that was a tough round of golf for you there. That's tough. That's a tough break. Actually, you know what? He probably, to really dive into it, he probably picked the right one. Like, that was probably the best one. Worse for me, but the best to get the most out of. All right, pop, let her eat.

All right. Next one comes from C.J. underscore out. What is everyone's top food of all time? Top food, number one food. Got some yums? No, somebody asked me this yesterday. I didn't have an answer. I started to think it.

Oh, I got you. Yours is nachos. Oh, nachos are pretty good. You know what? All right. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer.

Good answer. Good answer. We didn't give those brass ring nachos. Grass ring nachos have stepped their game off. Really? Because they're on. And you know, so me and Pop actually went to Miller's ale house last week. We did.

And we got the nachos, as one does. And then me, and then I had the brass ring notch. chose and I they have a slight edge the brass ring notches have a slight edge because they don't know stuff better too but the brat like lighting but the brass ring has a slight edge in the nacho yeah I I think brass ring is just a mean but instead of the beef they use their chili what happens to be really really oh they do I did not know they sure it's that chili is fantastic Yeah. My only thing with Brass Ring, and I'm sure I'm the only one complaining about it because I'm crazy, but I would love a slightly hotter flavor out of their wings. The hot wings that they have are just, there's barely any zip there, but I like things crazy hot. So I'm probably the only one not complaining about that. But that's my only feeling you were going to say that. I get it. It's not hot. I'll order them. I don't like things too hot, and I'll order those hot because it really doesn't have a kick. Yeah. Delicious.

I think everybody's probably expecting me to go seize your salad. I'm actually not. I think probably the most undefeated thing of all time, just like the best thing. And Stupe's probably right in that ball. But pizza's probably the number one food pound for pound in the game. Yeah. It's just, it's so tough to beat.

It's available. It's always going to get you by. It's good hot. It's good leftover. It's a good, it's a goddain, it's a great offering. It really is. No bad pizza either. Like, I mean, people say there's bad pizza, but there really isn't. It's too bad that 7-Eleven pie that looked pretty good. I'm still-ha. Sure. You treat everything the right way.

Wait, you would just spend an entire pie. I thought they just had those slices in the case. Oh, no, you can get yourself. How do you think the slices come about? Those slices are coming from somewhere, tick. They're coming from somewhere. I never, yeah. You can get them, you can get them to do it, make the pizza for you, and that little like convection thing. And then you got yourself a pie ready to go hot. It's a little soft because it's not like an oven.

It's more like a microwave-ish. Or if you go into the freezer where they keep the pre-made sandwiches at the bottom there, they've got the cold pizzas that you can take home, a little take-and-bake situation. If you treat them the right way, you can get them crispy, and they're not bad. They're really not bad. They're not great, but they're not bad.

At the river, that's all we have. So you've got to make the best of a tough situation. I'm not sure pizza's not the answer either. I'm struggling between that and like a buffalo chicken, like a buffalo chicken tender, like a buffalo chicken tender wrap. But yeah, I think just a cheese slice is just fantastic. Pop, what do you got? It's probably pizza, but just to be.

be a little different. I'll go, because it is right there. And it's a very, it's very similar, but it's, uh, the Mexican version of it. It's, I just love it. If you get a good cassidia, it's maybe one of my favorite things of all time, the little Alpasteur, a chicken or, uh, what do you like? You, what's, you always get the chorizo. That's great, too. If you get a good one, it's, it's, it's hard to beat for me. You get the sour cream, you get it in that's good. A little pico on the side. Or a little block, whatever you want to do. Tough to fuck up, too. Like, it's always a safe play.

If you don't know what to get on, my new cassadilla is always a pretty safe play. We all went kind of safe, like nachos, cassidy and pizza. Like, you're going to get variations of it, but the worst of any of those is still, like, very edible. The through line is just melt some cheese on shit.

That's the through line. It does seem to be the kids. Boy, what that's just fuck. We're down. Another Bob. All right, this is a quick one. P underscore Lee. Do you butter both sides of your toast or just the loon?

Yeah, we're so bad. Is that really a question? What do we doing? What do we do? I didn't know both was an option. It's a great idea. idea. Oh, shit.

We're so fat. That's really bad. Oh, man. Yeah, I don't even know how. I actually with my sandwich is like BLT's and says, sometimes I think those, the, it's too buttered. I don't like when it's too buttery. I like butter, but not too much. If you like that one, you're going to love this one.

BDS, oh, comes from Alex Bridgeford. BDS, 9 holes and 9 in and out burgers each time. Jesus Christ, dude, we got to make a change, man. This is crazy, man. We tried to do a, try to do it. Yeah, 9 in and out burgers. Jesus. We tried to do a cumulative stroke play challenge,

and people are still asking us to eat, dude. trying anything here and it's just like you back to your old shit i only look in and out one time and it was with you bob it was delicious it's impossible to get in l.a because they're not like it's impossible the lines are out the door and they don't deliver no and they never will because the lines are just too much they wouldn't be able to to maintain it's it's and yeah if you as great as in and out is there's just there's never been to me you can go through a mcdonalds you can go through a windies anytime and get it quick like where there's not many people in and out every single time it's such a commodity that you got to be ready to wait like 45 minutes sometimes maybe a little less but it

it's a line and if we went in there and ordered 27 burgers dude we would we would crush them i mean i'd feel terrible to contribute to the to the fucking line any more than we already have yeah also too i just don't think you know sometimes i we get some really really good ideas for challenge just there's sometimes people send stuff that's just not possible like that i i can eat a lot i can't put down nine in and out burgers i don't think there's any like i don't think the average i don't think anybody can really sure somebody's out there but that is hard yeah yeah i'll do one more yeah yeah one more all right um next one comes from uh le carter 40 next home a tiebreaker match gotta happen

gotta happen what's that we do the same time every year it's like in December January before the season gets going Scottsdale Trune North

they're gonna have to build a third course for us to to play on and get this thing to play 36 yeah we can have to get a Quintero or something

get this thing that's that was a great that's still one of my favorite courses that we've been to I loved Quintaro who's so out in the middle of nowhere

it was a beautiful We played Mansell there with his buddy Casey. It was fucking awesome. I love Quintaro. Cody, not Casey. Cody. Cody. I mean, Casey, the whole crew out there when we were there. It took, it takes 20 minutes to drive to the T-box. Like, once you get in your car, it takes so long to get to that person.

If you're lucky enough to see Mikey Moonbeams there. Oh, yeah. It's a, it's a top shelf staff. It takes, 50 minutes to get to the clubhouse and another 20 of the first tea. It's a day. It's a commitment out there. It's a great golf course, though. Yeah, Mansell didn't do us any favors time-wise when he got there.

Remember he got there like 50 minutes late? And he's like, I'm going to go get a burrito. I was like, damn, dude. Like, I don't know if we're going to be able to get off that first tea box there, Johnny. But, yeah. All right. Well, look, a lot on the docket. A lot to look out for the boys headed to Atlanta soon.

Joey D's wedding, we'd make sure they'll be a camera running for that as well. Joey D, if you're watching, we miss you, pal. We look forward to seeing you in Canada. Thank you to all that watch. Make sure you like, comment, and subscribe. That's been another edition, the Bob does Sports Podcast. We will see you next time.