Bob Does Sports Podcast - Bob Does Sports Talk Filming with Sebastian Maniscalco, Food Deliveries & Our Long-Awaited Rematch

Episode Date: January 18, 2024

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I don't understand why names have certain nicknames that have nothing to do with them. Like, for example, which one was the one you said, Hank is Henry? That has so much. You know who gets banged the most, though? Richard. Richard. How does Dick coincide with Richard? Like, I can understand Robert is Bob.

I can understand, like, what are the other ones? You get Robert is Bob? Yeah. Bob, Bob, Bob. Rob. Rob. But with Richard, you just take the D at the end and you replace it with the R and then you have Dick. That's right.

I mean, some things you just got to roll with. It's called Faith. But what are the, like, what are some other ones? By the way, shout out Hank Lockwood, big fan of the program. Friends of the program. We love Hank. We like Margaret and Maggie. Yeah, that's, that's a good one.

That's a good one. Weird ones. Like Joseph Joe, I get that. A lot of people call people who are John. They call him Jack. How about that when? It's pretty strange. Jonathan.

Jimbo. That one's pretty damn odd. I thought Jack was short for Jackalanard. But not right? When you think of Friends of the Pod, who are two names that come to mind? Just friends, solid Friends of the Program. Solid Friends of the Program? I would think.

Josh Allen. Sure. Nice. And then I would think... Max Homa. What about you, Mr. Stuby? What do you think about when you think about Friends of the Pod? I agree with Josh Allen.

You can't leave him out. And then I would probably go, Sam Darnold. Wow. I'll throw Kyle Allen in there just because no one. I think Christian Kirk. Christian Kirk. Oh, Alex Kloor.

By the way, we do need to mention the fact that a podcast that we had a few pods ago, I wished Christian Kirk, good luck on Monday night football. And then he actually said if there was. You ruined. Well, F.P. said if. there was one person that he would change lives with, it would be Christian Kirk. And Christian Kirk then busted a hammy.

I was groin. The jaguars is a surgery. Maybe the second play of the game. It was within an hour of when I said that. Yeah. For a player, for a player, actually showed up in his body. Yeah.

And I fucking ended his season. The season was ended for the Jaguars that night. Yeah, I mean, when you think about friends of the program, who do you think of? I got to think, first thing, I am sinking into this couch. There you are. I don't like this setup here at all.

I can't see Bob. I can't. I don't like this one. That's not me. Joe. I'm saying the whole thing. Joe just needs to. Because he's got to sit back.

I'm feeling alive. Friend of the pod. Friend of the program. What do you think? You know, Christian Kirk's a great one because he came on the freaking brilliantly dumb show.

Like that's how big friend of the pod is. That is true. Yeah. Johnny football. Johnny football is a friend of the pod. Running it back. Sure are. Ryan Clark.

You know what? You know what? Let me think about it. I'll pop in the middle. Yeah. Who'd you say? Ryan Clark. Yeah, big friend of the pod.

RC 25. Doc Antle. Doc Antle? Doc Antle. Who's dog? Doc Anil's on the Braillelely Dunn Show. Yeah, yeah. Who's Doc Anil was the guy from Tiger King.

Jordan Belford? John Taffer? John Taffer, friend of the program. I think I got two words in, and that's the way that it was always getting baked. He shut that podcast down. He sure did. You're going to kill somebody. Yeah.

Would you eat this? What a fuck down? Whatie page? Talk about not getting worded. With all due respect. Brilliantly Dumb Show had some mega guests back at that. Who was that other guy there? Darren Williams.

Yeah. Joe Sheen? Who? Charlie Sheen or did he come in for victory? Charlie Sheen came in for victory. Yeah, I did. Rob. And I acted like he came in on my podcast.

Of course. Robert O'Neill. Robert O'Neill. See Charlie. Rob O'Neill was a special one. Paulie Shore. Pauli Shore. He's a real good friend of the podcast.

Some would say a little more than friends. He's a real good friend of him at a peco. Petco. Yeah, I saw him out of peco. So he got birds. What were you doing at a pet co? Long story. That's a really good question.

It's a long story. Bob, by the way, would not last with the pet. It's a very short story. It's a long story that we're going to leave short. Yeah, it was just a short story. It was a short story. It was a blurb. I was at Pecco.

I was at Paco I saw Paul is sure. I cannot think of anyone who would be less suitable to own a pet than Bob. I'll wear that. Forrest Galante is a friend of the pot. Your friend of the pot. There is still before the original first ever Bob to Sports episode, there's footage somewhere out there of me playing rugby. Yeah, I get a hold of that. Oh, it is.

I'll get that 32,000 years in no time. What's wrong with you? I cannot get a good seat, dude. Bro. I was in a good spot. Why don't you bump over to him or something? Hegan Bradley. Of course.

Sure. Sure. Yeah. Sure. Jack Sock. Jack So he's moved on to Good Good. He's with Good Good. He's with Good good.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. You know who's a good friend of body? Mark Stone. Two damn phones? Kevin Plowackie. Big time. Yeah.

Without question. J.J. Watt. How about Anthony Volpe? How about Anthony Volpe? front center piece of the breezy lounge. All right, we should probably introduce the podcast in case you folks didn't know. You're listening to the Bob does sports podcast.

We're happy to see you, and we're happy to be here. Scottsdale, Arizona. We've rerouted. We're no longer doing Jupiter. We said, fuck it. We're going to do Scottsdale. What?

Not actually. Just for a few days. I certainly hope not. I think Yaman would move to Scottsdale. I would. Cutsi is settled in Jupiter. He bought Jupiter on the Berlin Dumm show the other day. I would move.

I would move to Scottsdale, Scottsdale or Jupiter, let me put it this way. Well, it's not in either or. Cutsi, we're changed to Scottsdale, so you will have to sell the place. But wherever we go,

I'm, I'm incredibly excited for the next chapter, as they said. Wow. You know, this fucking guy. Do you remember that? I'm going to come out with, like, in the athletic,

like, my next chapter. Binyam. You know that Kevin Durant. My story, my way. No, because it was the Kevin Durant. My next chapter. He went to, like, the Nets or something. So I'm going to Jupiter.

The decision? It should be my story untold. I am. I'm incredibly excited. We've talked about it. It should be fantastic. What did you put in his coffee? Joe?

I know. This is a new guy. He needs to stop smile. It's freaking out. I think Joe being down in Jupiter was first before any of us was something that nobody had on their bingo card. But it makes all the sense of the world. Yeah. Yeah.

Because you fall started. He's the game. You went early. You took the first apartment available in the new year. You went early. You didn't ask anyone else what their plans were. You didn't check. You just said, we're going to Jupiter.

Fucking next year. Yeah. What's the earliest department you got? January 9th? I'm in. I'm a rider, dude. No, I know. I'm going to do something.

I'm going to do it. I'm not going to. It could have been costly, because it could have been. You could have booked the place. Nobody knew you booked it. We were all talking about Jupiter. And then you're like, you're like, yeah, I'm moving January 8th. And we were like, what the fuck?

It's great play. We talked about this in extensive, like, amounts about when we were going to go, how we were going to do it. Like now, what are you getting? Cold feet? No, I'm excited. I don't remember these talks at all. We all talked about going to Florida.

I know, but I don't think anybody knew you. Yaman was like, this is best for the group. We're doing it. And I was like, all right, well, if Jets saying we're doing it, then I'm doing it. That is true. There was a period where you were all in, and then you hit the brakes on.

We're not fucking naive. I am all in on it, but I'm saying the actual, and it is the best for the group, and we're all going, and it's, hashtag, our next chapter, and we're going to, it's going to be great. You just went, it was a classic. I'm happy for you, by the way.

You're settled there. You're already knowing people. You know, you know what the weight limit is for a pub. You know all that shit. You're getting dinners comped. You had dinner with Bob's parents, which I have to hear about. You're meeting golf courses. You are representing us.

That was the craziest thing was all you used to talk about, all you used to talk about was like, I can't do dinner before 630. I can't do dinner before 7. The day after you arrived, you had your, you went to a 5 o'clock. He invited me at that time. not on it. I can't put that on it. That's my and by the way, we had a great time. There will be more of that. There could be. We had a great time.

We ordered the entire happy hour menu and it was a lot of fun. But yeah, it wasn't like I was like, oh, I'm thinking let's meet five-ish. Like he sent me a message, he was like, and he actually laughed about it. He was like, how about five o'clock? He's like, don't laugh. That's what we do here in Florida.

And so I was like, yeah, sure. Let's, you know, like, who am I to rerout? Did it feel right? Right, though? Did it feel right? Felt early. felt early, but you know what? That being said, we... Oh, Xfinity is calling me shit. Take it, take it. It is answered, yeah.

It's the cable. That's right. I went with AT&T anyway. Your subscription? Why would you even take that? He's like a college recruit. I know, you already made a decision. Why would you even answer?

I didn't know it was for Comcast cable. It said Xfinity. He wanted to know what the NIL deal they were going to offer him. Did you test the free agency? They might have a fucking, they might have a baggie for you. I, um, here's what I'm, I've accepted now. I'm no longer going with cable.

Cable is just scared. YouTube TV, dude. YouTube TV. No, but here's my thing. Here's my thing. If everyone moves to YouTube TV, then everyone is living in that moment. Yeah. But here's the thing is that I realize how much I'm paying for cable and internet.

And I already stream. Yes. I already have the ESPN package. I have YouTube. for the fucking NFL Sunday ticket. I have all the other things. So it's like I'm watching three to four channels on cable that I can already get.

It's not worth it. There is nothing worse. There are things worse. But there's nothing worse than watching a sports game on delay, especially if you're betting on it on YouTube TV. Especially if you're betting on it with somebody else because they'll text you before the play happens. If everyone does it, which most people are moving to it,

cable is dying. Cable is a dying breed. You know what? I am normally situated in my old ways. It's not worth the extra $150 a month. I pay for what three channels. I don't watch you. Did you transfer?

I have Netflix. I have Amazon. I have Hulu. I have fucking HBO Max. I have ESPN. Showtime. It's just called Max now, by the way. When do they change?

They only change peacock. It's just cock now. I am out on peacock. Peacock I will not sign up for. And you know why? Because they're shoving it down our throats. And you know what? When you do that, I'm out on you.

But think about it. My thing with Peacock in the game the other night, let's say you went out to a bar to watch the game. You'd spend more than $6 to watch that game. Now, what you've got to do is if you're watching it all together, you just put your phone on airplane mode so you don't get any notifications, and then you're golden. You know what, though, if you ever give your laptop,

if you make the mistake of giving Joe your laptop to stream a game, your laptop is forever cursed. There's been times where I give Joe my laptop. You've got to have a firewall to prevent that shit. And then it comes back to you and you can't even go to Safari. Your laptop doesn't turn out of it before. My laptop does not turn on anymore. I'm sure that's my problem.

He doomed it. Your laptop's got gonorrhea somehow. He doomed it. Yeah. I'm sure there were no adult sites that Bob looked up that didn't have the cause. I wouldn't do it on my laptop. It's too overwhelming. Well, you get a bigger screen.

You got a what? You got a bigger screen. Yeah. Move the phone close to your face. You do some of those streams too, though. I do. Yeah. Sometimes I'm usually.

You got the Buffalo, but he gets games, he'll stream games that I have. The problem, Lou. Can I ask you a question? Is jaywalking breaking the law? Yeah, absolutely. See, that's horseshit. It's called jaywalk. This is America.

You should be able to walk across a street without getting it. What, by the way, what is jaywalking? Is it going corner directly across? It's going to the street anytime you're not in a crosswalk. Yeah. Which is outrageous. Yeah. How is that a crime?

What's dangerous? Oh, give me a break. Most of the time, it's in a big city like a New York. or something. They don't want people just flying across the street. If a cop gave me a ticket for j-walking. You wouldn't get it out here.

New York. You're not getting in Palm Beach Gardens. But you'll get it in New York City. I feel like it's the opposite. I feel like it's the opposite. I feel like you won't get it in New York City, but you will get it in Palm Beach Garden. It's more serious there.

I mean, yes, they're not worried about that. But that's the, it's busy areas. In New York, you go on reds, you go on greens, you go on yellow. No one gives a fuck. You just walk. And everybody who's driving is in trouble. Yeah.

All right. Well, let's get into, Let's get into some of, you know, what's on the agenda this coming week. FP, you want to go ahead and tell the folks what we got coming on this week? Big week. We are playing TPC Scottsdale, the tournament course, ahead of the tournament next month. So that's going to be a major, a Bobbos sports major. Strokeway. Get your fucking clubs ready, boys.

It's a BDS elevated event. Sure is. It's elevated. No cut. Thank God, no cut at the turn. Play fucking put those balls out, boys. So that's going to be sick. And then Wednesday, we have a highly anticipated rematch. We got, I wouldn't say boat raced, but we saw maybe the best golf we've ever seen from anyone.

At least I have. Max Homa, running it back against Max Homa on Wednesday. That's a big one. He's ready, even like the DMs with him, like when I asked him to come on, he would just hit me with the salute emoji. That's fucking receipts. It was yeah, it was awesome. I was like, Max, you like down to play and he was just like, salute.

And then is that a yes? Yeah, yeah. You just like, salute to me. It's actually a perfect answer if you don't want to say yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We may show up and not happen. Did he say? Yeah, we don't even know.

Then I, uh, you also scheduled him when we weren't here. That's correct. That's, that's, um, locked in on a date where we were not here yet. That's correct. I panicked too when I realized that. I was like, fuck, we lost him. Sure. That's it.

Um, he's in though. He's in. Then I sent him the time. and then he just hit me with that same emoji. But yeah, they actually were going back to the course where he tied the record. True North. 60 was the, that was already a course record there?

He tied the record there. Is that the monument or the pinnacle? That was monument. Now they're going to put us over to the pinnacle course. That's where we're playing against him this time. Yeah. Wow. So you got to think that he's ready to go.

And again, I mean, look, from the last time, that will go down as by far, I mean, Courtney Amin in the title. It's the best match in YouTube golf history. Are we going to lie? It is the only non-click clickbaited title we've ever had. We've had five of those somehow. Are we going to do the same thing we did last time and do the late stream?

I don't know. You mean the premiere? That was cool. We might. That was fun. That was really cool. We got to be together, though, if we're going to do that. Fun fact.

Get your asses to Jupiter. What do we eat lunch that day? Oh, I got you. El Coyote. That's exactly right. That was a great day. That was a really good day. Do we play golf in the morning?

No, we woke up. We woke up I thought we went to Chevy Maybe no we just met at El Coyote And then we went to Bob's and we We did a couple We drank a little bit And we watched the premiere

I got a ticket We got to premiere it That's back when I slept on that leather couch here That was a tough couch man That's not making the trip No No I'm done with that couch That's a nice couch

It's not a bad couch That's a good couch for an office It looks nice That's for the office You could use it for your Joey D's got an office now Would you bring it And I could take it?

Yeah Yeah, I would. What are you going to do in that office? You know, hood rat shit with my friends. You know, I had his vision is I was going to do my podcast with it. And you ever watch like Adam Schefter, like when he does an interview? He's got like a bookcase. Yeah.

I kind of wanted to put like the caddy, like a vest that was signed from Josh. Yo, I don't hate that. Like the Tito's. A shrine. Yeah, like a shrine in behind. I don't. I like that. Fucking Titos.

God damn it. Joseph Peter DeMare. And I want to. to do all different things. And, like, Nicole asked me to get pictures of, like, all of us from Bob to Sports. So she's going to frame them and put them in the things. I think it's going to be really cool.

Wow. That is cool. I want you to have, with that office, it's got to be, like, a power seat. Like, you got to have a big leather. Like, a floating desk in the middle of the room. Like, people come in to sit in front of it. A green jacket from Augusta.

Yeah, and then just, like, a chair just, like, sitting across from his desk. I have two chairs now sitting across from my desk, like, someone would come in. And like, no one will ever, has ever or will ever sit in them. It's just I felt like they had to be there. What's your LLC? The big guy?

No. Fat Perez LLC. But why does it say on the bottom of your head, the big guy? It doesn't get any bigger than me. Big guy with a little mic. Fucking buck stops here, dude. But yeah, I think going to... I removed that.

I removed that actually two days ago. No. I looked at it and I was like, that's obnoxious. That's obnoxious. Yeah, no, I don't like that. No, it's obnoxious. You know it's obnoxious. I don't.

That's who you are. The buck stops here. I don't want to be the big guy anymore. Well, you know what? You know what I am now? The bigger guy. I'm string puller now. Big string puller.

What's that? What's that? I pull the strings. Wow. Damn. You are the strings. I am the strings. And I pulled them.

You are the string. So you're saying the big guy is open. I can take it? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. He's just charging. Not currently looking, but if you'd like to submit it out. It's actually, it's actually, it's actually the big, underscore guy.

I can't hire you. Big underscore underscore underscore. It'll be like an honorary degree. Okay, fair enough. I'll give you a fucking little piece of paper. Sure. UCLA, if you're handing those out, those honorary degrees, I'm looking. It's best in the game.

I think the response that you got when trying to get the new Instagram handle, I thought was incredible. The amount of people that stepped up and. It's the worst thing you ever did. And you know what? Dumbest thing you've ever did for sure. I pointed them to the wrong guy. No.

When I said I was looking at one account, I never spoke to this guy that was Ticket. I sent everyone after Ticket. Tick is the guy that. Tick is my guy. So I sent all y'all firing at the wrong guy. And now I'm talking to the other guy. And, hey, go after Tick.

Maybe get that price. Wasn't Tick? The obnoxious guy? Terrible decision. You understand that this is going to make it cost more money? By you doing this? I've let it go at this point. Parthi Poppy, that's who we have our eyes.

We have to make a video at a golf course in Charlotte because there's a superintendent of golf course there that owns Part 3 Poppy. He's willing to sell it to him if we come make a video. That's right. That's so. So we'll be hearing him. Hey, you know what? Charlotte's got a good airport. It does.

One of the best. They got the best. They got Chick-fil-A, Jersey mics. Bojangles. Bojangles. I never tried the lured Bojangles. Me neither. so good. Wow. You gotta have

Bojangles. I never tried it. Is it that good? It jangles your bow, dude. It's fucking good. They got a boberry biscuits. It's fantastic. Is it better than the spot that you had said was better than Chick-fil-A, which was a huge, huge miss? To me, Bo-Jingles is, and what was the name of that place? PDQ.

PDQ. You know what, Jensen, you're in the hot seat for that, too? P-D-Q-Q-Q-Q-Q-Gos. These guys didn't even have the sandwich, and they're indicting me on Chick-Fle-A. I just don't know if it's... You didn't have the sandwich. No, it's not better than Chick-Fle-Loe. But you didn't tell us to get the sandwich. Yeah, it's exactly what I said. I said it's a sandwich.

You know what sandwich I've been eating lately? The daughter's deli. What is it? Pastrami. Pastrami sandwich. Yeah. Sandwich. Do you like pastrami, FP?

No. Not conversation over. I like salami now. Have you ever had like prosciutto? Uh-uh. I doubt I'd like it, though. I think you might. Pistram's great.

Pishuto is my favorite. I love Bermis. Yeah, you've been hitting that daughter's deli sandwich. I mean, we have. too. I've been right there with you. Daughters Deli is a special place. Jewish, Jewish Delhi, would you call it? Yeah.

It's called Daughter's Deli because she was the daughter of Langers. Langers Deli. You know what? I think the Delhi game is a little, has got some rivalries. I'm starting to realize. For sure, the game is canters, factors. It's a cutthroat. Sure, it's not just incestuous. I feel like, I'm sure it's not just one big deli guy that's just making you think that. Big Deli? Big Deli.

Big deli. Big deli. I think big deli is not the one. That's the real big guy. Oscar Meyer. He's pulling all the strings, dude. One day they're all going to gather like an anchorman and just have a big fight off. And then Fat Salz is going to show up unannounced.

Uncle Polly. Uncle Polly is going to show up. They're just going to show up and be like, we're here for the fight. You know how you know if you're at a Jewish deli is you look for the Dr. Brown sodas? That's one way. Yeah, that's a great point.

They're good. You are corn beef or pastrami? Pastrami. Pistrami. I love pastrami. Okay. I like corn beef. Me too.

We took 12 minutes before we started talking about food. Well, I like both. I like both, but pastrami is the way. Pistrami in a sandwich, corn beef. And it's got to be, you got to get rye bread on top of that thing. Sure. I have never liked rye. I like sourdough.

I think it's sourdough. It's a cereal bread. I just don't. Rye to me, I don't get it. Ticket had a phase during COVID where he would just make sourdough. Yeah. Brought me some. Would you make me a salad?

sourdough? I don't do that anymore. Oh, sick. I make the show. That's fair. You could do it. I could make it. Yeah, yeah, I got to get a starter going.

I'll make you some bread and Jupiter. I'd love some sauce. I'd love some sauce. I don't like I brought you bread. You didn't bring me bed. I did that. He gave me three loaves. Why did that, like what started that and what stopped that you just lost the passion for it?

Well, in the pandemic, that was a huge phase anyway. Everybody was a little head of that curve, though. I started a little before. Nice. And I just had nothing to do. I was looking for hobbies. And bread was my calling. It really, it really,

picked me this hour. It was a really solid. It was a really good bread. It was a good loaf. He came and brought off, he dropped off the loaf, no? Three, three loaves. Yeah.

I could have used one of those. I mean, I was right down the street. Yeah. You didn't like me back then. Yeah, the back then we weren't as close as we are now. Bob was out on ticks. That's not you can't blame him for not giving my loaf. I think by COVID you were.

Do you think you could do like a pretzel, like a pretzel loaf? I'm not there yet, dog. I'm way out on pretzels. What is pretzels? I think you need to, I think they are similar process as bagels where you need to boil them. Yeah, that's true. You know what's getting fun is the pretzel bun like Wendy's done? That's phenomenal.

Those are getting really fun. I love pretzels. Anything pretzel I'm in on. See, I almost yesterday I took a flight and I think they have to stop serving pretzels on the flight. I disagree with that. Like, why not do cheeses or nuts? Sometimes they do. Yeah, but American Airlines is the hour.

The Nats is the hour. Always that blue bag of pretzels. You know what they need to say. is that dry-ass biscuit thing that they're a cracker. Yeah, that thing sucks, dude. Cheez-its would be sure. Sure. You know, it does a good job with snacks is JetBlue.

Because not only do they have the variety, they leave the glass. Well, Bob goes up there like five times. I do. They do that for row 33? That's tough. United's pretty good. United comes around with that basket. Yeah, but United's got the worst Wi-Fi going.

Can't stream audio. I'm out on United. I think I'm out. I'm done with... Every plane's different. You know, JetBlue's got free Wi-Fi that doesn't get talked about. That's nice. DeBlu's the best. Free Wi-Fi.

The Wi-Fi works great. It really is. They just have so limited flights. Is that what it is? Yeah. They light up the aisle. Do they? So do that spirit.

I flew a breeze yesterday. That's a... It was pretty good. They actually had like, uh, I'd peanut M&Ms. What? They had peanut M&Ms. Is that so? Yeah.

Small little bag, like the Halloween bag? Share size. Are you serious? Are you kids? Oh, you know what? Breeze might be on the scene. Well,

what's he where you in? That sounds like, that sounds like one me to me, pal. One F. Yeah, there it is. Breeze the scent. Yeah, that's, that is quite, that's really nice.

I sat row 35 yesterday. It was a nightmare. I had American Airlines, I couldn't pull the thing down for the, so I was literally next to the window with the light was beaming on me. I had absolutely just,

delusional person next to me Are you a window seat guy? No, I'm normally an aisle I put you in an aisle or I couldn't I don't think you couldn't because the flight got canceled last second so you had to redo them What would you do if a door fell off The plane mid-flight?

I would be on the phone with customer service Yeah, there you was Did you see that video? That was horrifying They gave them 1500 There's people just sitting right next to it They get everyone got 1500 bucks $1,500 bucks for their safety I'm out on that airline

Fortunately, no one was sitting in the In the window seat. They would have gone flying. Yeah, they would have, yeah, I mean, if they... Well, not if the seatbelt was on. That's got to be one of the worst. I don't know. I'm not sure that little fucking thing's gonna keep you getting sucked out of a plane.

Well, but did that seat get ripped out? No. Well, then he probably would have been all right. No, but a person on the seat is different than the seat. That's a little piece of metal, dude. You got to strap yourself in good. Well, here's my tape. Do you keep your seatbelt on?

Why are they? I do. I don't usually. I always keep my seatbelt on. But my point is if the seatbelt isn't, going to secure you in the seat. Why are they there? Like, give me an over the shoulder.

Yeah. I think it like, I don't know. I mean, that's like an extreme situation. I think like if there's turbulence. Random turbulence. Or like, like breaking on the, like that's where it, but like the power of like, like sucking you out of a point.

I mean, it probably works. I bet it's, I bet I'm going to get fucking smoked that it's held to some crazy safety. By the way. But that little clicky thing with the fucking, come on. If you,

that ain't, how long to. So you take that thing off. When that thing comes on, that thing comes off. So you're keeping an eye on that. We know, soup out sights off. We like to keep it. If you're in your seat, keep it on like, no, no, no, no.

So you're keeping an eye on that light. The tray table is another issue. I'm out on lifting it for landing. Talk, I haven't brought a trade table down and fucking 150 pounds, dude. I haven't touched a trade table in four years. You know, I won't. will say, though, the odds on nobody being in that seat,

usually emergency exit window is one of the better seats. The odds on nobody being there is pretty crazy. Yeah, that would have been the ultimate PR nightmare. That's probably the worst way to go out. There's not many worse ways to go out. No, I think you would

pass out of shock before you could realize what happened. Like, it would suck you out, you pass out, and you'd be gone. It'd actually be pretty quick. What do you think is the worst way to die, Joe? probably getting like crushed to death yeah that would be a slow

if exceeding death oh man so something like that I actually think that that wouldn't be that bad would you rather be eaten what where is this going are you would you rather be eaten to death by a crockerel than be it depends if like the first bite punctured

something and killed me on the spot it wouldn't you don't know it depends if it got you in the heart it could kill you they drown impact well I'm saying but it depends on like how it went down. With that being said, I think it's time

to move into our... You know what I'm super excited for? The Sebastian video to come up. Because we didn't talk about it. Guys electric. Yeah. Yeah, by the time... So this will come out and then it'll be the next day

that it comes out. Yeah. So we're actually doing this for even before. Oh, well, watch a Sebastian video. I think he kind of thought I was a psychopath. He did. So do we. Yeah, he did.

That's fair. That's tough. I thought he liked me at first, and then I watched a couple things, and I, I don't know. I think he had his A stuff. I thought he was a riot. I think he was very fascinated by what we do. It was hard for him to wrap his head around it, and then, yeah, all the characters, and then, like, he didn't know that everybody's name really isn't their real name.

Sure. So that was something that was watching him kind of figure that all out was really interesting. but I mean it was he had his A stuff going I think it was a blast and I really I would like to think that that video will do very well I think people will enjoy it should do some numbies you know watching him and take it Greenside we can add that to the question that's fun it was a lot of ticket Sebastian that's fun that one photo ticket has him like yeah it's good shit that's that's stuff out I mean ticket ticket's a member of the Patreon that's right I'm a big fan of Sebastian put out his touring schedule of everything that he's got going on. Oh my God. Is it, is it, uh, is it in the country or is it, is it overseas at all? In, in the States. Okay. And it is one of the, it's one of the craziest. I mean, he goes for like three, four months and there's like, there's no stop. I mean, he just keeps going and going and going. So maybe he'll join Bob does sports. Yeah, well, we're going to be traveling a whole lot less.

Yeah. Thank you for the show on. We say that. No, we're done. We're parking. When are going to car after the waste management I tell you you you're gonna love it I can't wait he has no plan or anything like that like he will literally just pick up and go

Who me? Like yeah I'm gonna bring He's only got like two suitcases I'm gonna bring what he came What about all the stuff in the Pickford office? I'm gonna bring a lot of stuff in the Pickford office There's more stuff coming to

I'm gonna bring a suitcase Two suitcases or three suitcases With all my clothes And that's it I'll buy a couch I buy whatever When he came to Shiboigan which he was meeting me there in Shiboygan and going to L.A. I asked him,

I'm like, you're moving, like you're coming to L.A. after this. He's like, yeah, he goes, he goes to the bag,

he's clean. He takes two bags and just, that's wild. It was why. I don't even think he had a backpack. That was right prior to the Milwaukee meltdown. That's the Milwaukee meltdown. I got no,

we talked about this. We've come a long way. Not I'm just saying. It was the Milwaukee Belt down. Everything was okay until the, until the Tahoe Tireate. I was on the wrong end of that too I got lit up in front of hundreds

You did You did You're fucking clown, dude What do you mean? I heard somebody walk by and be like The jet really is losing his shit Yeah and I asked you to quiet down Let's get to the Q&A fellas

No No Yeah okay Without further ado Q&A segment has arrived It's here Let's fire away Big Ticket's gonna take a look

What he sees What he likes Uh oh Feel free keep filing on into the Q&A segment DMs we see them all Poppy sees them all let's let it rip All right first question comes from

Dan underscore the man dot 36 If you guys could have a hole in one at any par three At any club in the country or in the world Where would you like to have it? That's nice Joey D you want to start

I really wanted to get it at that King's Barnes hole man That was pretty special What hole was that? 15. Remember the one on the water? Oh, that was a beautiful course.

That was beautiful. Your thing's going to be popping like crazy. There you go. Sorry, Mom. Yo, you're fucking shaking the money. Like,

it's going to be popping. I'm just saying. I hope it pops off. King's Barnes. The other one too would be, I think, TPC sawgrass. What is that 17?

Sure is. That would be kind of tight. I would just be Chevy Chase Country. club. Just like in out of respect whole. Anyone. After all, anyone could be anyone. You can get it on the par four. You sure could. Yeah, absolutely.

I don't think there's a course, low-key. You know, we've mentioned that multiple. I don't think there's a course that's done more for us. I mean, they from the time, they just, the hot dogs, when they whipped up the 18 hot dogs for us, you know what I mean? To this day, the toughest challenge we've ever done. They're always down. They're always every time.

Just yeah, cool, come on out And we've done some crazy shit on there too How many channels have we done on that course? I mean, the three challenge, the hot dog challenge Hot ones, hot ones, first drinking real, speed golf? Yeah, we've done a lot, so I mean, just to out of respect to put one in there. Sure. How about any hole?

Yeah, we'll take it anywhere. Any part three in the world that I could get one on. Is stupid? There are a lot that are, I would probably go I'd probably go 12 at Augusta I think that's just an iconic

part three and it would be you know if if if it happened that would mean I was there which would already be sick and then I would have that it's actually a crazy story I had a buddy of mine his dad's played it a number of times his old boss was a member he went around out there he had a hole in one on 12

and then he puts his first shot in the water on 16 tease up three and hits that in the hole for fucking par. What hole was that? Pretty wild. 12 and then 16 at Augusta. That's unbelievable.

It's crazy, dude. You know it would be a cool hole in one and actually a friend of ours did it is at the win in Vegas on 18 if you... Scotty Blumstine is... How about Friends of Pops? Guy won the World Series of poker.

Three months into golfing, he hits a hole in one on 18 and won a check for $10,000. If you make a hole and one on that hole, they pay you $10,000. And if you play the... like the white teas. If you play the teas back,

it's 15 grand. I went to, it's a great, the name's Scotty Blumstein too. It's such a great name. Oh, it's the best. And they had the waterfall.

So in the waterfall, they have cameras to make sure that nobody's lying. So they sent him the footage of him getting the hole and one on top of that. They even have the tee, it on the tee box to make sure

that you don't, you don't hit it again. Yaman, what do you got? Um, well, okay, there are the obvious ones.

I guess like, like Augusta, Augusta 12 is probably the best one, but my favorite hole, part three that I've been on, is the Pelican Hill South Course number 13. That's a great hole. On the ocean. Sure. That's my favorite hole I think I've ever been on personally, so I would say that.

Even the, actually, it's not a par three, but the Monarch Beach hole. Yeah. You could get a whole one on that. Yeah. You could drive it. Yeah. Almost did. Somebody almost did.

Pebble number seven, as per Jerry. Yeah. Yeah, it's been done. All right, Tick. Let's let the next one rip here. All right. Changing gears here a little bit. The next question comes from Ev Pete underscore.

He wants to know what do you guys think is the most legendary soup? That's a really good question. There's so many good soups. I'm a huge soup connoisseur. Is chili a soup? No, it's a stew. You asked, I answered. Is that different?

How does that differ from a soup? It's the base, I think, for a soup is normally a soup. stalk, so like a celery or an onion or like a mere poix. A stew is... You're crazy. You're nuts, man. You're crazy. And by the way, this sounds spot on.

It does. I know it's true. It's just absurd. So Brunswick stew. I couldn't say Brunswick stew. Well, that would be a stew. That would be like a stew or chilly. No, it wouldn't be a traditional.

Like, it wouldn't classify in this, like, yeah, I think technically, like, you, I think technically, like if you said oh I had soup nobody would say it but if you're like going by culinary like classification no wouldn't uh favorite soup for you I will go with a it really depends on the season man I got a few uh big lobster biskeye isn't that a bisque though I can't I That's not a stock that's not a stock you know I will say this I think a classic chicken noodle soup is almost undefeated. I don't love that. Just for a number one

soup, like, does that really excite you? Now that we're classifying chowders and soups and Bredbow? Yeah. Super little sourdough breadbow? I know what you would do. You would do like a cheddar broccoli

or something like that or yeah, that would be yours. You like anything creamy. Like a clam chowder I like, but if we can't do clam chatter and forget about the Manhattan clam chatter. Bob. Yeah, yeah. No, it's it. Chowda.

Yeah. I had a Mazzabal soup for the first time. That's really good. When I was sick as a dog in L.A. That shit's fucking great. It is a great sick soup. I feel like anytime you're sick, you get the Monsabal. Was there chicken in there?

I don't think so. So you throw a little chicken in there? It's the greatest soup of all time. But it tastes just like chicken noodle would. I think comes from the same soup. By the way, watching that Monszabal hit. Yeah, I'm watching him. Wanting him eat his first ever Monsabal

Suis and happened to be a real good match. How good was the Monsabal? I have, it's the only ball I've ever had. So I don't know. It was good. I mean, I just don't know how good. It tastes like home, dude. The one of factors they give those big Monsa balls.

Those are really good. You know what else is Wonton soup? Wanton soup is fucking, you like a chicken, you like a tortilla soup. Chicken tortilla soup out of yesterday at the airport. Did you, huh? I did. Yeah.

There's never been a good chicken tortilla soup, though, at the airport. It was solid. It was not good, but it was like, it got me by. I love gumbo. Oh, gumbo is good. That's a gumbo. Sure. You know what?

You say tomato ice and tomato. What's your favorite soup? Matzabal with chicken. Sure. Yeah. There you go. What do you got tick? I like a good tomato soup.

I need the grilled cheese on the side, but I still love a good grill. Is it a French onion? No, does anyone, French onion? It's not for me, but like people seem to love it. For sure. I had a French onion soup before we went to Scotland. Do you remember that?

Yeah, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. At the airport. Tallis? Yeah, Tulles. French onion is another good sandwich dipping soup. French onion. Yeah, sure.

She got to get through the cheese. Yeah, melted cheese on top. I'll get through the cheese. Don't you worry. That cheese don't stand a chance. All right, moving on here. We're going to go to the next. question which comes from the underscore taylor baird he wants to know one coach any sport who would you

play for wow that's such a cool that's a great question i know i'll i'll let a rip right off current or retired go bob i'd go john calipari yeah he's a player's stage he really really yeah i like that Oh, those guys love them. I like that a lot. You see in like their post games? Like they'll put their arm over him. I'm shocked. Of Calipari?

Yeah. I like that a lot. That's why he's such a good recruiter. I like that. He cares about his kids, man. A hundred percent. Say what you want about it. It might be a scumbag.

I don't know. He cares about those kids. He's fucking cares about those kids. He kind of, he tells kids to go to the draft. He's like, you got to like, you got to go. Like you love the one and done. You got to go.

But he'll tell him like you're not top five pick. Like, think about, you know, he's good. Temsky will force them in to stay in 40 years. Correct. Correct. Shishish, yeah, he's a commission. I would really like to play for Dan Campbell. I like that. That's a good one.

Damn. It's a really good one. These are all good ones. I can't. Campbell is like a guy who would, he'd give the shirt off his bitch. Yeah, he would. He's a fiery motherfucker.

You're struggling to get those last pushups done. And he gets down next to you and does last. And he's like, these pushups count for you, but you also have to do him to fuck you. But then you'd be like, all right, let's do this shit. Like, he is a guy that you want to go to war for. I love that. That's a good one, Joe.

I'd probably go of Rabel. That's what I was going to say. Off the top of my head, he's not thinking. He was. Yeah. A friend of the program. Brable with an honorable mention of Bruce Pearl. Bruce Pearl.

Bruce Pearls. I think he is. Bruce Pearls. I want Tennessee Bruce Pearl, though. You know what's funny? When we were at the Lucky Beaver and Vrable looked over, he was like, is anyone of you, see bass? Remember that?

Yeah, I do. He bodied me. He fucking bodied me. What did he say? He said, I need you to come caddy for me tomorrow. He just said it. And I was like, yeah, coach, like, I got you. He's like, you're the only guy that I can walk next to and look skinnier or something.

I was like, damn, dog. He's like, my son tells me about you. I was like, coach, good news is no one gives a shit about your golf game. It's like, you just got to sign some kids forehead and say tighten up, dude. Yeah. And you know what? He bodied me. There was nothing you could do about it.

He bodied. He did. It was a friendly body. He did. But he continued. He's, as you say, he's schoolyard. bullied me for the rest of the fucking night. Like he seriously did.

Yeah, who are you playing for? I'm thinking, I was going to say Bill Jackson? No, I You're going to hate this. But I think I would, I would, and I don't even Yeah, you know what you're saying. I say Siriani. No, no. Oh, God, I would have thrown a fit.

I think it'd be cool to play for Jim Harbaugh. That's going to be polarizing. No, I get it. Yeah, I get it. I got to think that. It'll be a winner. Jim Harbaugh? Who's not having any fun doing? I'd rather have to play for John.

Yeah, that's not bad. John Harbaugh seems like a player's coach. Who's the poppy playing? John Madden. I'll go with Jeff Van Gundy. I like that. I like that a lot. Big Jeff Van Gundy.

I could see you guys button heads. Sure. You get any good coaching player always do. Yeah. I respect my opinion. See the bigger one or the commentator? Stan is the bigger one. Stan.

I like Stan. Stand. Stand. Stan. The meatball? Stan would be great to play for it too, man. Because he's all, that guy, Stan Van Gundy has to be late to meetings. Right?

Like, you know what I mean? Like, you can't ever be late because the coach, he's late. Have you like Stan would be down and go for a good restaurant on a road trip to? You ever see Stan Van Gundy dribble up the court? I've, I've, I'd love to. Skills, dude. You never see this clip? You never see it?

I've got to pull up that clip. He was like teaching whatever. He was just dribbling. And he's saucing. Like he's going between the legs, behind the back. He's got some moves. Wait, what? Yeah, yeah.

Steps through between. Yeah. I got to find that. When he had Dwight Howard, that was like, Pete. Yeah. Oh. Dan Van Gandhi.

Peak. Fucking Turcaloo. Hito Turquil. Oh, yeah. Sure. Pager Stoyakovich. Mm. Was he?

He was a king. He was over a king. Jemir Nelson? Jamir Nelson? Yeah. Heed. Tirkaglu? That's right.

Richard Lewis? Richard Lewis. Richard Lewis? Louis. Nice. That was a great team. Let's close down with one more banger. With one more?

One more bang. All right. This one comes from Brock D underscore 514. He wants to know how many DoorDash orders a day on trips. Why don't you run through what I heard you saying yesterday? What we did yesterday was disgusting. Run through that. I think we finally got out of airport at 430.

We immediately stopped at Wendy's. So that was drive-thru. then you post-made it Chipotle. So by the time we got back from Wendy's, we didn't even get inside. We didn't get out of the car and the Chipotle guy blocked us in. Then we had Chipotle.

Did you really? And then we ordered, that wasn't quite dinner, right? So we had to get dinner. Then we went Arbys. Then we had Benny Hana. Benny Hana's crazy. Benny Hada.

You know what? It was really good. Was it good? It was really good. I also had, I had Dairy Queen delivered with the Arbys. Yeah. And then.

Oh, They asked you like while your ticket came in late and he had to eat and, you know, we're not going to let him eat alone. So then we got McDonald's. So we had six different establishments between 430 and 1030. I did not do Chapoitte or Benny Hanna. I didn't do Bulls and McDonald's play. But I did do all the other ones. Bulls the McDonald's play.

I just wanted a Coke, but he got me a fry and I appreciated that. I knew my guy wanted a fry. I just didn't want it. Say it. Did you get it on the McDonald's one? I got nuggets. You did, huh? He did a magic trick last night where he made 20 nuggets disappear in about six seconds. Without the aid of any help. Fucking Pyneum and Blaine over there. I've never seen anything like that.

I, yo, I can put them down, bro. And by the way, not by the way, I said this to you the other day and you said no chance. We were playing golf. Where have we been playing? Woodley, Beverly, whatever it's called. Balboa. They got these hot dogs there that I've been eating. I think I could do nine and nine holes. Like no problem. Oh, but you said 20. You said something ridiculous

when you first said. No, I meant like I don't... You always talk about how hard that competition was. I'm starting to think... Well, if you watch what we did, though, we had to do... We had to do Bratworths.

No. And they're on brioche buns. It was not like a little... It was that... It was... And then I added peppers and bacon. That'd be tough. Like, four of them.

You were near the ones that we had to do. It was really good. Just grueling. A lot of content to be on. the lookout for folks we appreciate the living hell out of you we will see you next week that's been another edition the bob does sports podcast take care you