Bob Does Sports Podcast - Bob Does Sports Talks Fitness Journey, UFC Fight Night Experience And Going Abroad

Episode Date: December 18, 2024

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Do you ever watch that? Marcos? I used to speak fluent Spanish. How many people know that? It was awesome. You want to get that back or are you cool? I was telling Joe that I had lost it. When I was in Miami, I dated two girls that spoke next to no English, not at the same time at different times.

But I would have to speak to them every night, or like even with them, I would have to use a translator. I've been there. How did you end up seeing girls that didn't speak English? In Miami. It's in the hotel business. I know, but like... A lot of Cubanos. It would be crazy to, like, start dating somebody.

You have to show your phone to, right? Like, how does that happen? So one of the girls actually worked in the valet. I worked at the front desk. So we had to, like, work together a lot. And... Language loves. Yeah.

I don't need any translation on that. But they say it's like riding a bike. You just got to get back on. and it'll come to you. Yeah, I think if you put me back in Miami for like a year, I think it'd come to me pretty much. It's pretty amazing, though, how much I lost it, though. Like, I couldn't even.

It was the same. I used to speak French. I used to, I don't know if that's. You spoke French? And Petitpur. What does that mean? A little bit. There's a little, little.

There's a little. Yeah. I'll tell you what. That Narcos, when it was around, was the hottest show of all time. You look like you could be, like, rolling in four, Poplo, right? It's a classic case of, and it comes out of money because they do make money, but it's a great show that turns bad. They blew it for too long, you're saying?

Yeah, like it's just too many seasons. When they went to Mexico is when it got bad. But the second season, first season's amazing. I never signed up. The first season, I think they ran it back with Pablo was still really good, too. Then they went to the third season and they did like a narcos Mexico or like a Mexican edition. And it wasn't nearly as good. Let's not spoil anything here, okay?

Okay, well, stop with the spoil. You have. Listen, I saw a video of you spoiling an episode of... I didn't spoil a show that's been out for 20... Let me just for reference. There was a misinterpretation. Tell them what happened. On the Brillly Dumb Show, we were... Watch the brilliant dumb show if you don't watch it.

We were recording the podcast, and I had said that I'm watching Sopranos, because I understand that it's a me problem, and that it bothers me that everybody to see it. They say it's the best TV show of all time, but every time I've gone to watch it, it just was so boring to me the first, like, I've only lasted four or five episodes, so now I'm going to commit. and I told them the episode that I was on. And Joe immediately was like, did you see when he kills the snitch?

I'm going to be dialed in. And I have been. No, no, no. I have been locked in. I'm on episode. They're at college now. Oh, great episode. Oh, yeah.

Great episode. Did he kill the snitch, the old rat? What the fuck, man? It's unbelievable, dude. He said he's on the college episode. But that means he's on it. It doesn't mean he finished with it. episode, I'm on the episode.

Oh, man. I'm sorry, I misunderstood. I misunderstood. It's a great episode. Yeah, and I'm like, dude, what? Like, you just gave up. Yeah, see, I put my hand up and I said it was a misinterpretation because I thought you had said you just finished.

I thought you were saying you just finished that episode. So I got very excited because there's a cool scene in there, which I'm sure you know now kind of what to anticipate. But it's a good episode. And it kind of like, from that point on, it kind of gets really good towards the end of season one. And then season two gets better. And season three is like the best season of TV. How many seasons?

Isn't it a long show? Well, seven, but they split up six part one, part two. There's just too many shows. Now, back in the day, everybody in America would gather around on Sunday night. I think it was Sunday night. It was the first show I ever watched. I didn't watch it. Like the whole series, my uncle used to have like the DVD box sets.

And so, like, they were on. on season four or five, I had never watched an episode. And I went and I just started flying through these box. That's to the point where once I was finished, the third or fourth season, like the new season was just coming out and I just went right into it. Dude, I was awesome. You were the original, you were binging before it was a thing. What was the last show? I could tell you mine, the last show where you waited like a certain day of the week and you waited for it to come out. Mine would be Jersey Shore. When was the last time you had a show where, like, if they come out that day, you gather around the living room?

I did Breaking Bad. Did they release a certain day? Breaking Bad. It was Sunday nights. Yeah. It was on AMC to start. Yeah. EmC.

Yeah. Breaking Bad was the one that I used to do, too. You got ones too? What was the last time you gathered around? I guess Game of Thrones. Ah. Oh, yeah. Every Sunday night it was?

That's really the only one I've ever done that. I didn't really watch shows like that. Same. growing up. I caught up on Game of Thrones and same type of thing. By the time I got caught up, it was still going. So I kind of like got back in the golf course. They had to be like, Nick, Game of Thrones is starting. Yeah. And they had to head over. But that was another one too. The first season stunk. There were so many names and so much going on that I tried watching the first time. I'm like, this is trash. And then I really committed, kind of like what you're doing with Sopranos.

And then once you get through that first season, the second season and onward of Game of Thrones is awesome. I heard a lot of people. I'm not, no spoilers, obviously, and I never watched it. But I know for a fact a lot of people hated the way it went down at the end. Oh, yeah, I'd heard. Yeah. I'm not, I don't know one way or the other. I just know.

And other people have said that. Like, it definitely, to commit a full season to something, like, that's a lot of your time. Like, to sit down and be that focused for, like, a whole season. Same thing with the Sopranos. That's the one that infuriated thousands of people. Like, like Game of Thrones was one. but the Sopranos, I couldn't wrap my head around. I'm not never going to say what happens,

but I couldn't wrap my head around the ending. So I went into like a deep dive. Like I went online and I started like searching like the producer, like what his intentions were like a breakdown of the last episode with like different. No, Sopranos, different images in the last scene and what they meant like the message behind it. Like the imagery. I went in a deep deep dive. Yeah.

I'm going to commit. I am. You know what the most bingeable show of all time is? And it's not a drama. So obviously, dramas take more out of you, but the most, it's, it's an incredible show. And it doesn't take much audio. You can just watch it and just like, it's amazing. Seinfeld?

No. South Park? It's Entourage. Yeah. That is the most, you can watch four seasons in a day of Entourage. I did that like a year, year and a half ago. Everybody's done it at a certain point in their life. I had seen, like, certain episodes, but I finally just went from start.

It's so, like, yeah, just like this, because it's just like, it's kind of like, it's kind of like you don't need to think. You're just like watching it's a lot of nonsense. It's good. Just that plot alone, it's like people are like guys. Like young guys are going to like that no matter what. It's cool. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Another thing we were going to save this for the live show next week, but we wanted to talk about it. It's fresh in our minds.

The boys went to UFC. Without Poppy, he was missed dearly. Honest to God, I think it was one of the best nights of my life. I think it was so much fun. I've been with Joe before. We had a ball. Shout out Dana White, took care of us.

Just fucking amazing. But with everybody being there, all you guys being there, the seats we had, the fights that we saw, it was one of the most fun times I've ever had. Is it also because you met Aaron Judge? That's a big part of it.

Yeah. That's a big. I figured that had to play some part into it. FP walked. There was like a back loungeer, Dana Hadison. we can go and they had this great spread and everything and everybody goes in the back there and I'm standing by the dessert bar looking at desserts and FPs said to me he's like how are you

going to play this one and I was like what are you talking about he's like how are you going to play this I said what do you mean he's like look behind you and I look behind jet has the video of it and I look behind and see Aaron judge if there was somebody that was going to get me starstruck that that was going to be the guy is he the number one or is jeter the number one I think because Judge has such more of a presence, probably Judge. But just overall, even with or without MFP's dad came,

my dad was there. I also seen how much fun you guys were having at it. You, I mean, you texted me at the end of the night. It's a great fucking night. For you to send that message is... It was a lot of fun. It was pretty wild. I don't...

Because, well, so a few things. One, it was a great time with the boys, just being together, right? Like, we could have done that anywhere. Yeah. But two, on top of it, being so the combination of like the crew and like the event and like how close we are. Like it was very, it was very cool.

It was a lot of fun. Also he had a nice little paw. Yeah, that helped too. I've never seen somebody in my entire life just look at a slate. I had no idea who it is and just randomly pick different guys and for everyone to hit. If there was going to be a sport to do it, it would be. I know. Yeah.

So we had a guy. So I didn't know this, but I guess one of the fighters, Bob is, is friends with her. follows the show. And when I found out, Dustin Jacoby. Right. So when that night, Bob's like,

that's our guy. So I was like, all right. So I put, he was a big underdog. So he kind of inflated, you know, pick him and he kind of inflated the,

the odds. And then it all, you know, went in our favor. But seeing that up close, first of all, obviously you're, it's like having court side seats,

which I've never had to the NBA. To me, that's the most similar. But the, like, I spent a lot of time just like looking around. Yeah. Because like Dana White is there.

It was really, honestly, it was like the aura Olympics. Like everybody had aura. Like Aaron Judge was sitting there. I'm like, like, I was so fascinated with how, yeah, Aidan Ross was there, Aaron Judge was there, Dana was sitting there. I was just like fascinated with them in a way. Just like how they operate like and seeing the fights. The fights also were awesome. They so yeah, it was just a great time. There were also people behind us seeing the same thing about you that your aura was just. I, yeah, I don't know. I think the person that tried squirming by me, but I was too big to get out of the way and she bumped into. me and then, you know, I don't know how that went over, but it was good. It was a lot of fun. The video I have of when we get the knockout and I turn the camera and FPs pumping his face in there and that you hear me go, that's what I'm talking about, baby. We were going nuts.

And you're right. See, like, I needed to know what Dana White and Aiden Ross were talking to each other for about for 45 minutes. Yeah, I isn't. For better for worse, I'm fascinated by, I don't, I'm fascinated by that, by like, people like Dana White, like that type of person. And then you're looking at Dana White. He's not watching the fights, right? Like, he's watching it on the screen. People are coming over. I just like seeing how people of that magnitude, like, operate.

It was fascinating. What do you think of it, Stu? Oh, my bad. No, no. I either was sick. I mean, our seats, you know, I guess there's like ringside that's like on the floor. And you're almost, you're down. because the octagon's raised, right?

So you're kind of down. That's sick. Obviously, the closer you can get to the cage is cool. But we were sort of like first row of like actual stadium seating. But we were a little, we were kind of like. We were like a deck. We were like mat height. Right.

So we could, everyone in front of us, we could see over. So we had an even like the like, you know, commentators, whoever's sitting like ringside of the covering. We had like an unobstructed view like straight into the, into the octagon. obviously we were close. Perfect advantage. You know, you can, you can hear everything. You can see everything.

And I mean, there's just something about, like, fighting. Like, there's just something about, you know, boxing, I'm sure is the same way. It's not, you know, I've, like, sat on the glass at a hockey game on the blue line. And, like, that's intense, you know, basketball, all that. But, like, there's something about just, like, two dudes that are, like, it's, they're trying, it's like the ultimate competition is, like, beating. It's like gladiated. It is.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's like, yeah, these guys are playing. All the other stuff is just some sport. You know, no one's trying to kill somebody. Like, they're in there, like, basically trying to kill the other dude. And it's pretty fucking wild to watch. And then, you know, we got some good knockouts, you know. Oh.

You know, because these things, you might go a whole card and never get, like, a really good knockout. You might get a submission, but it's possible. And we saw a couple, like, just. We had, I think, three or four consecutive knockouts. and like from the one guy who slept that dude who couldn't stand up to then Cape to then Jacoby to then I think there was another one. Well the last one was kind of a knockout. Johnson.

Yeah, it was TKO. But I'm saying like we had three insane knockouts back to back to back. And to your point, yeah, I've only been to one other card 299, which was also unbelievable. But like I'm sure Bob, you've been to some cards where like they're not really great fights. So I think like the fact that you get one or two of those fights and everybody just stands up and goes nuts, that's like the pinnacle of like the moment that you can get. So we were really lucky. The fight, the card was awesome.

We also got, in my opinion, I think there have been since the start of Bob does sports a few like all time photos. One of them, my favorite is ticket with Menzel. We've got a couple other ones. But the Stuby and Lil Pump. Oh, yeah. I'm happy to release that. I know. I got to drop that.

Absolutely incredible. I'm sure he'll post it before the podcast goes up, so I'm not trying to spoil anything. But I've just, I've looked at that photo like five times. I'm not sure at least a day. I'm not even sure why I asked for it. It was great. I don't even know what came up. Well, he was taking, like there was, we were at the aisle. I thought we wanted to see Jacobi, right? So pumps walking around. He's kind of below us, right? And I'm like the floor. And this little kid that's seen next to me asked for a photo. And I'm just like, Fuck it, I'll get a funnel of a pump. So it's pretty wild. And then to see him later at the hotel. Yeah, he got in the freaking elevator. He's in the elevator. Oh, you were in the hotel when that happened? I thought you were in a cloud.

No, no. I was at my hotel. Oh. My father and little pump. I was going to say, I won't say it, but like what he said after when he left the elevator, he's so confused. Let's not leave it too open ended here.

But he didn't know like what little pump was. Yeah. Yeah. My dad had no idea. like oh sure you know he he just was like what was that like he's a rapper that like he's he's like he's got the tattoos in the air the piercings and stuff like Kevin Stuby's never seen anything like that you know and he's just literally like I like I knew like I clearly like it clearly was somebody of note because I was like I was like oh so it's cool you know

it wasn't just some random person that had just decided to tattoo their face and pierce everything right it was a successful person. That's really what shocked him. He sees people like that all the time just out of any level of success. Dude, I'll tell you this right now, if you're going to get the tattoos that, like, the eye tattoos and the piercing.

In all seriousness, I mean, you really better hope that you make it in the sense of, it would be hard to get a job to walk in with, like, your face all tattooed. Yeah. I don't understand what the allure of that is. So, like, I can understand, like,

the full sleeve tattoos and even, like, the leg sleeve, but like, you're literally putting the most random shit on your face. Like, it's art, bro. Yeah. I mean, yeah, I guess so. Some people have like sleeve tattoos on their, their arm that I think it looks sick that are really cool.

How much would it cost you to get the tear drop next year? Oh, I would never do that. But I actually used to want. I think you would. Everybody's got a price. I would not do a tier drop. There's not a number. You would do it for a million dollars.

No. Okay, 10 million. 10 million we are to talk. So you might do it. Yeah, but nobody's paid me a $10 million. Do you have one tear drop on my face? Yeah, yeah. We've asked this before.

This has come up before. Yeah, it has. We tend to repeat things every once in a while. Back in the day, I actually wanted to get like either a half sleeve or a full sleeve. Yeah, you tell me that. So I can see. I'm not opposed to tattoos. I just don't understand the ones on the face.

And like, if you look at these guys who have them on their face, it's not even like it's like some kind of like profound, like, like interesting. It's just like the most random ass, like just weird shit that they put on. You need to respect the art. You know who pulls it off though? If anybody pulls it off? Island boys? Post Malone. No, no, no, no, no. This guy's got so much swag.

It's insane. And he pulls it off. A UFC fighter. Sugar Sean, oh, Matt, pimps it out. I think he's got swagger. He looks good when he does the cornrows. Yeah. His hair is like, is it like blown out like an afro? He does look like a real clown. He looks terrible, dude.

I got to be honest. I love him. When he has the cornrows, he looks pretty far. He's such a cool guy, too. He's like a normal guy. He's... Well, none of those guys are normal, Bob. After you watched the carnage that goes down,

anybody who's willing to get into a cage like that and just unleash hell on their opponent has a different mentality. I got so much respect for them. in the sense of like what they're able to do. Everybody in that arena knows damn well. There's no way that they could get in there and do that. And also too, these guys aren't making NBA money. Like unless you're like John Jones or one of the top guys,

but like even the buildup to get to there, there's not a ton of money in it as a fighter that they're fighting, not knowing if they're going to make it or not, and just the things they do to their body. It's just, it's mesmerizing. I'll tell you, it's a couple things. One, it's a long night. So it's like, it's a six hour.

If you start, so your dad, you do it. You're dead. You're dead. But even if you know, no, I'm not even saying in a bad way. It's almost better. If you're purchasing a ticket to this, you're getting some bang for your buck. If you show up at 615 and leave at 2 in the morning seeing all the fights, your dad is hilarious because he, he like needed to be in line.

The doors opened at 615, so he had to be in line at 615. And they like kind of, like these events kind of linger like time like you don't know when the next fighter's coming out or whatever but he is on put he had a whole list a yellow uh notepad of all of his all his bets that we're going and then the other thing i do have to mention i respect uh i don't know what little pumps up to now but he had he had a good he had a run for a nice year so he had a he had a solid run so i do want to tip my cap to lobe is a conier west he's with the conier west um i'm a sick fuck oh that's him i love it and then he is yeah that's him that was

that's him. I love that. Yeah. Yeah. And then he's got a few others. Songs of his, though. I'm just also not really into that genre. Like, I hear songs that I like, but I'm not like immersed into it, you know? You are. Not deep into a little pump, but I like a good old mumble rap. I like a good mumble rap. I like a good mumble rap. I like a walkout song that we heard. I already used it in a story for Joe with the same. Isn't that? It's great. He or so, and I got a lot of love for that. Well, he'd also work perfectly. It was even a Santa Yeah, it was great. It was Big X the plug.

Dude, I've been rolling out those four seasons clips. They're group. People love them because people forget, like, people forget seeing us in the suits. Dude, you going up to those kids, when you said full stop and he, I can't imagine, like, if you put me in a Santa suit and we're like entertain these kids, he committed. He went in, and you could see, like, the switch flip and he's like, hello, kids. You know what's crazy? What do you do?

He said to me before he goes into the room, first of up, I signed him up for that, and he didn't know that I did it. Of course. At first he was so pissed and I was just loving. Were you guys super like how into the, I know you were, but I'm saying at what point in your relationship was that? It was probably in the first few years, right? It was like the first year and a half, two years. Probably the second year that I knew Bob, maybe even later. Tell the people what happened. I mean, there's nothing to tell. I mean, he, he, he kept asking me to do it and I said, I'm not doing it, dude. Like I had like back then I was running a restaurant. Like it was busy. And at the, the end of the day, it actually turned out to be a great day because I

I got to be relieved of all of my responsibilities of the restaurant. It was like a busy-ass fucking day. It was actually like Christmas. And somehow I got to leave the floor for the entire day to do this Santa thing. And after that, I was just sitting there eating like corn dogs and hanging out. But the initial thing was, it was a lot, man. The kids had to come and sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas. It was a lot.

And so I didn't want to do it. And then Bob said he was going to do it. And I was like, no, no, no. And then when he said he was like waiver wire. Myers was my boss at the time. He was the director of F&B and he's like, we need you to do this. And I was like, all right, I'm a company guy. If that's what you need, I'm going to do it. And then when I realized that I was going to do it, I was like, okay, well, I'm not just going to be like shitty because Bob's going to be putting this for content. So like, I might as well

commit. And I, I, I am not joking. I think it might be the hardest. One of the hardest I've ever seen Bob laugh to the point where he told me he pissed himself laughing. When he first saw me come And he was howling. Like, like, the, the best part about it is there was this little kid when he was the same. There was this little kid who, he had a little attitude on him. And mind you, the kid's like 10 years old, not even, maybe even less. And I could tell Cutsi he was getting annoyed with this kid. So Cutsky then, you're not the real Santa.

Yeah, yeah. No shit, man. Oh, spoiler alert. Cuts he had, like, his Santa pants were like, he had him up his legs. so you could see his leg. So there's a video, too, of just, like, Kunti's leg out of the suit. But then Kudzi, he's like, what would you like for Christmas? And then the kids is like, the kid looks at him.

He goes, nothing. And then Kudzi's like, oh, well, to the world's best boy. I can tell how everybody. How old. I'm Santa. Very nice to meet you. Oh, ho. What are you looking for for Christmas?

Nothing to the world's best boy. I was wondering if they were laughing because it was hilarious or because it was him doing it. I didn't know if it was, yeah, it was so funny. It was so great. I mean,

I've always been like a clown and people know that. So, but yeah, dude, I didn't have time for the shenanigans. This kid, but I'm like,

you're staying at four seasons for Christmas. You clearly are getting everything you want. I was wondering who were the kids. They were like, they were staying in the hotel. Ah, I thought it was like,

and so they did the hotel did a big thing because it was Christmas day. Got it got, got, got, and so like, they did a big thing where Santa came. They had gifts and like the parents could bring the gifts down for the kids

and a whole nine yards. And then this kid just was, most of the kids were like little, like four or five little like kids and they're all excited and like that was nice. But this kid was being a little shit. And it's like, you know, I'm like, you know,

like what do you want for me, dude? You know what's great? That's a subtle part of the video and I'll send it to you to put up. But Cutsi before he goes into the room, he looks at me. He's like, you got to make sure you get the fans going nuts

when I walk in. That's it. They were kids. They called them fans. I didn't call them fans. It's in the video. I said, I'm coming in hot.

No, but then you literally said it. You could hear it in the video. You go, you got to get the fans going nuts when I go in. Damn. They're going to go nuts

when he hits this thing. It was, it was unbelievable. Then he had this big line they're all going on his lap and munching on food, and he was starved and getting hungry and tired. He pulls the beer down to eat the food.

It's the best. Yeah. They've been. guy that tomorrow. Yeah, yes. Hey folks, Joey Coalcuts here letting you know college football playoffs are right around the corner. NFL is in full swing. We got hockey. Maybe you're a concert person. You like to go to concert or different venues. Seekek has something for you, which is why you've got to use our promo code BDS Pod 15 to get 15% off your next set of tickets wherever it might be with Seek. And this is great because it doesn't matter if you're a new customer, if you've used this before,

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feel good when I do it. You know, it's, it's got some, you know, I got Frank, our guy Frank down here, helping me out. So I got some accountability, which is huge for me. It's easy to wake up and not do it, which I've already done to him. But I feel bad when I do it. And he makes me feel bad when I do it. So I try to not do it as much. That's good.

But yeah, it's good. It's very golf-centric. I can't just run and lift weights. Yeah, it looks that way in the video. Yeah. It's stuff that I know in the moment when I'm doing it, I can think about how it translates, which really helps me stay into it and want to, like, do it right and not just, like, get through it. Yeah, you played it smart too by, you know, you said you got the package where, like, you pay up front.

So, like, you don't want to waste it. I think I just gave Frank some money. I think you just, yeah, better for him that way. Yeah, but at least this way you pay, it's like, all right, now you know you have to get, you know. And also, too, I think you played one of the best rounds of golf I've seen in a while the other day right after coming from the gym. So that's got to be encouraging. I think to your point, it's about creating habits. Like for me, I've been going when I'm here in Florida, because Nicole goes to the gym every day, she's in great shape. I go with her. So I've been working out, but it's my, it's, it's a diet for me where I just eat anything and everything as much as I can. So for me, that's been kind of the focus. I saw, I saw, um, I saw, um, like an image of me from a, from a very bad angle in, in the mirror in the bathroom one day. And I was just like, that's it. That's it. I used to be an athlete. And now I am the, I'm the antithesis of everything I don't want to be, which is just like, I think it's,

it's more so like I used to make the excuse of like, I don't have time because I'm working and this. I have all the time in the world. So like, I can try to be the best version of myself and I don't think it's about how much you weigh or what the number is. It's about feeling good about yourself, right? And like not having to be out of breath when I'm walking up the band in dunes fucking fairway and huffing and puffing after two holes. So it's about just bettering yourself and making sure you feel good. I'm glad that FP's doing it. I'm doing it and I think like people are like, oh, it's a bad time to start because of the holidays. The real thing is there's never a good time to start.

It's always going to suck. But like I feel like if you can start creating good habits and like make it more of a regularity, then you know, maybe we won't be the fattest channel in YouTube in 2020. I think all kind of, I mean, correct me if I'm more than we need longer than a year.

We need some time. That's true. A big coming to moment, I think for all of us was the last day in Arizona when we were all, that football Sunday was absolutely one of the most. sticking things of all time. But I think the fans kind of wanted to change for us and then they're getting that.

So I think that's good. So good stuff there. Something to be excited about on the video front. We filmed a Christmas episode. I'm not sure when it's going to come out next week. Monday, Monday. Oh, yeah, man. And it is when we, you know, me and you were talking about it the other day, when we show up to

the course and we know that we're just going nine holes and we have like a funny challenge, like a team concept, like a fun thing. We get in this really funny mode where we're all like very giggly and like that happened with the episode. I think it is from what I remember such a great episode and I'm excited for people to see that. Yeah, we are best. Yeah. It's a tough thing to admit, but it's true.

We know we just got a quick nineer in us. We do get a little goofy. A little warm. Yeah. It's yeah. It's just, it's just. different things, especially when it's like a, like a challenge aspect to it or like a, you know, a little like twist to it can get a little, get a little sideways on us real quick.

I think we've been doing a good job of we've been throwing in a ton of stroke play. So we have like a lot of competitive videos. But then we switch, we have a switch to where we have these team challenges that are always so much fun. So I think we've been throwing in a good mix. We need another FPverse. We need another breaking. 80. 80 series of a tour.

working on. We haven't done a three-man scramble in a very long time. Yeah, that was a run about it out. Yeah, maybe. I mean, that was a goal of ours way back when it's we, I don't even remember. It's probably about a year ago. Well, you get this about a year now. you get the scrambles just in challenges. Yeah, we're way better. It's fine, but not just just the, not just, yeah, three of us going out with no twist. It's just where we're trying to beat our best score. Like, you know, a lot of, it's fun and like, we're still going to, you know, then it really is on the, the conversation, the car came and, sure but as like the golf goes it's it is a very bland thing well i think people want to see um

like something with like an like competition people love yeah they love the challenges i i've been seeing nobody's going to like this but people are starting to request punishments punishments as we haven't punished ourselves no no i'm saying like in like one of these you mean like you mean like a stand-up like a stand-up series well boy do we got i'm just saying i threw it open No, no, no, I'm saying, as far as the stand-up series. We haven't found a comedy club out here. Is that so? Yeah.

Says who? Do you know a comedy club out here? But you said, oh, I think he said we found a comedy club. No, we haven't found a comedy club. Oh, oh. Haven't found, haven't looked, but haven't found a little. Yeah, we've been lazy with her. Like, we just got to do it.

To be completely honest with you, I don't, I look, granted, again, we haven't gone to get it. I look forward to that because, in all honesty, sitting in the stands and this guy coming on stage will be the greatest like I will look for I mean I used to do stand-up comedy so it's not like I fear it if he starts to if he starts to bomb it ain't just going to be a bomb it's going to be it's going to be it's going to be

that he's going to go after people true I know what's going to be heckling me I don't know Jim you're going to hackle me no I'm saying if it's an open mic there There are random people going to be watching. Comedy crowd's a very tough crowd.

I'm not saying you're not funny. I'm not confident. I don't think Bob's confident. I think any of us are confident if we go up there, we're going to get laughs. Right? So you go up there and you don't get no laughs. It's a lonely goddamn place.

Oh, dude, it's... I'll get some laugh. Yeah. Oh, no. I'll get some laughs. I'm just afraid of what's... The guy alone will happen if you know. I'll laugh.

That's the other thing. like I'll laugh even if it's not funny what I would do what I would go up there and act so awkward that people would think it's a bit regardless it's not a bad way to play self-deprecating that's exactly how I would do five minutes on stage is like 30 yeah I don't know I could talk a lot dude I had I told you the I do think it's it's scary for sure it's I would I would have to like comprise like some bits or different things of like what I would do actually I would probably just get so high and go out there and just be an absolute

well be myself, be a clown. Do you know why I know if you did lose why you would have been okay? Because remember you had that routine that you were going to do? Got a routine. The assembly line, right? Oh, your body.

The assembly line. His body. I had ticket losing his mind on that drive with that shit. Yeah, and it's money. I think it's pretty good. You just got to know out of like, it's just delivery.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I guess, but the framework's there. Have you just sat down and thought about this or how? I don't even know where it came from. Like, I don't even know how it came into my head. What's a routine? I'm not going to, I'm not going to get into it. But it's about like,

that's to do with his body being a warehouse assembly. It's an experience. Yeah. It's a comparing and contrasting. Ticket was surprised about the way his body was reacting. And I felt I had some experience in that area. So I was explaining to him exactly what he was feeling and why. So you're ready to go.

I don't know. I mean, you never know if the shit's going to hit, but it worked on ticket. And I didn't, that was just spur of the moment. When you get ticket really laughing, that's the best. But he helps me so much. We go on these big trips. Like pop, it's known that pop is co-pilot. He sits front.

He sits shotgun every time and there'll be a moment. You don't know when. At some point, like as long as it's not early in the morning where Stub's still like, struggling to wake up, but like at some point during that trip, Pop is just going to be howling laughing. And you look over like, what the hell is he saying? And FB, you just get him into fits every time. I know he's not doing it on purpose, but it does help me to like get through drives when like him and I are like feeding off each other in ridiculous bullshit. Also, you're like jamming.

You guys got different music going on. What a good thing going up there? You guys got a good connection when you guys go on those road trips. like there's no shortage of like of chatter like you guys are dialed in there's times I'm sorry bandin was interesting because that way that van was we didn't have a trunk we weren't with you so we had to fill the first two rows of this big passenger van with nothing stuck the luggage in the clubs to the extent that it it built up to the ceiling of the van couldn't see and you that was the first two rows so yeah we were basically in a different car yeah which is good

for me though in the sense of I get in the car and go as far back as possible. Yeah, why do you do that? I always want to be as far away from the front as, but like I hate being the passenger seat. I hate being in the front of the car. I don't, I don't like driving and I don't like being the, I'm a terrible passenger seat driver. I get very anxious. I, um, I like see certain things and get worried. I'm not a good passenger seat driver. And as a driver, there's nothing worse than a bad passenger seat driver. It's infuriing. I think it's a safety thing for you. That too, for sure. But I would say the very back isn't particularly safe either.

The middle is the safest. See, I always thought that it was the, that actually makes sense. But I always thought for some reason that they say that the farthest back is the safe. Well, if you get rear-ended, you're in a car, yeah, but not in a, yeah. Because, I mean, unless you're getting T-bones, the middle is the safest area to be in. Which is normally me and yams. 90%. Well, I'm making this out, but totally making this out. But I would say most accents to the front or the back.

Yeah. Not to the side. Yeah, I guess that makes sense. I do. I don't know why I've always thought that be the case. It's a good thing you were back where you were in Arizona. That would have been a aggressive move. I didn't think it was.

I didn't think it was that bad. You saw it. Bob screamed. I came out. No. No. What you just explained, what you just explained, you're normally very good at suppressing that.

You don't say anything. But that, we saw it front and center there. Yeah. Reamed like we were heading. It was not a good visual. If you didn't see it all play out and know like the speed of the vehicles in the situation. Yes. It was not a good thing to look up and see without that knowledge.

And by the way, I'll give you the credit. And to me, if you asked me my top three people that I'd want driving, you'd probably be number one. You have no worry, especially on long drives because you've done it so much. I have zero worries of you falling asleep. I have zero worries. You could be like a truck driver.

But that's another reason I said. When you said it, I thought about it. I'm like, yeah, he actually could. Because it's like, I actually kind of think you get enjoyment out of driving. I don't mind driving. Yeah. I think you like it. But when you pulled that move, I mean, I like to drive.

I don't, I don't sure like anyone like. to drive six hours. No. But I don't dread it to the extent that some other people do. I know what I want. I know I'm going to get, you know, some sunflower seeds. Yeah. I'm going to get a little bit of caffeine and I'm going to turn on a good, you know, some good

music. I'm going to make some phone calls, call some people back. That's a big calling. I haven't called back in a long time. That's time to do it. Yeah. So I try to be productive with the drive. But I trust you, like when you did that move in Arizona, the reason I was okay with

it was because you were doing it. So I was like, I, if anyone else is doing, I'd be like, what the fuck. But if FP pulls a move in a car, I'm like, all right. Did you mad? I trust him. The D man was making that play? Yeah, I would, yeah. I would not be good.

Yeah. If I was. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's the same move, just a different guy. No, everybody in there. I'm on your side. No, everybody in there.

I would have defended knowing what happened. Obviously, I did it. So I'm going to say this. But it's such bullshit. I would have defended anybody in that moment. I think everybody has earned there. The same move. Why is it okay?

Because it's not a lot of people. He's got the resume. There's areas where you can trust it more. That's ridiculous, man. It makes perfect sense. Do you trust, would you trust a Bill Belichick fourth and three go for over a rookie head coach? You're the rookie much more. You're the straw that stirs the drink on every single, like all roads lead through you on the car ride as far as how funny it is.

Or like, you're the straw that serves the drink. Yeah. With that being said, and I've told you this before, I truly think you're the worst. driver I've ever met in my life. And I don't... More than him? Whoa! He doesn't know how to drive or swim.

Whoa. So that's worse than me. You can't swim? No, I can't. Jesus. You can float? You ever see him swim? Well, no.

No. You ever see him in water? So I don't go, I don't like, I don't enjoy swimming. I don't like water. And if you put me in the ocean, I would drown. That is, that's true. Not because I can't swim. It sounds like you panicking.

It's like you pan. I would panic. The first time I saw Stuby swim and he was majestic in the water. Was he really? It was at Memphis. It was in the water. He did like, he went to the side and he did a, uh, a flip, uh, a flip. I'll tell you this much.

You know how like swimmers would? Remember he did that? We were in Memphis and he was swimming. I'm an athlete. And kicked over and all of a sudden he was in the lane. I was like, that is one of the most athletic things I've ever seen in my life. He was like a mermaid in there, dude. But that Memphis, that stupid content out of Memphis, the duck day will go down as the

greatest. Do you know I just found out that Memphis 10? is the most dangerous city in all of America. We were just roaming around there without a care in the fucking world. St. Louis, Memphis, Baltimore. Richmond used to be the number one murder capital in the country. Are you serious? It seemed like such a quaint town.

We had a tough run in the 90s. We're back though. We're good. But we were just roaming around in Memphis. I would have stayed in that fucking hilt up. I didn't realize it's that dangerous. Where we were is fine. There's just places of,

there's pockets. Look, there's places of every city that aren't good areas, right? They're pockets. Some cities have a little worse areas than others. Memphis is one of those. So surely you don't want me driving in Memphis. When we went to the Old Miss. You can walk in Memphis, though.

Walking in Memphis. You know, it was a great night in Memphis when we went to that... Rondue barbecue? Yeah. It's 100%. Sportsman? Oh, that was great. I was actually talking the night before we sat upstairs and looked down.

Yeah, the barbecue spot. No, but he's talking about what we were going with Bo Hossler. That was phenomenal. The first night, we had good food there, too, when we were on that upper tier. That's the one I'm talking about. Yeah. We walked through, like, the main drag, and then we went, there was, like, jazz being played. And we were sitting up on, like, the second floor.

Yeah, what's that called? I don't remember. It was, like, a famous place. It's their version of, like, Broadway and Nashville. Yes. Beale Street. Beale Street. That's exactly right.

There was a time, Bob, where I used to drive you everywhere at all times. It's the long, it's, it's, it's, I'm fine with drives within the city, anything within an hour. It's like if I do a long, long drive, that's a problem. But by the way, I did drive the RV with no issues to New Mexico for four hours. And we were smooth sailing. I just need somebody up there keeping me company. Like, like, keeping you awake. You've driven me a lot of places.

You're fine. I'm a good, I'm a good driver like, who is not like long time. Now, there is a thing where my dad has it and is, I don't know if it's a catarack or something, but the sun, like he went in and he had to get like, I don't know if you got like pills or something, but the doctor said like the sunlight would make him drowsy to the point where like he'd have issues, the same thing where he would start driving

and he would start falling asleep. I don't know what exactly it is. I've seen it on two different Uber rides. I've seen, I've looked up. I was with you in one of those. It's some of the scariest. Now granted, I look for it now. Like I look for it.

There's two Uber rides. One of them, the one we're talking about. where legitimately this Uber driver was falling asleep. He had said that he had been up the night before to where I had to ask him. I was like, are you okay? And then thinking that that would then get him. And he's like, oh, yeah, yeah, I'm fine.

Then he was aware of the five minutes. And then it started happening again. And I said, look, sir, if you don't mind, like, we need to get out of the car. Like, it's really, are you sure? He's like, no, no, I am totally fine. And then he stayed up. Some of the most horrifying. I believe, I believe that, what, Jane, I believe that's a real thing.

I think it happens with more people than. More Park is a scary drive. And, you know, we've done some scary drives in Virginia. I mean, I'm sure you've done a million times. That's kind of a scary. When I'm sitting in the back, again, I trust you fully. That, up that mountain and then even to the golf course with like no guard rails, in Canada there were some scary drive.

See, this guy is a beautiful drive, but it's very dangerous. Your mom was like scary. It was trying to like scare us before we went. There's no barricade in between. She's like, you're going to be careful. I was like, well, no barricade in between. Yeah, we had a big man. Yeah.

In between, there's no, there's no divider. So there's times where people, if they're either drunk driving or if it's late and someone's like, like you said, half asleep, you could easily just merge right into the oncoming traffic. And there's huge acts. In Whistler, it was a little frightening. We've done, we've done some, some, uh, that being said, it's one of the most beautiful drives. Oh, it was. It was, I was, I was nervous on there. Two places that we've gone that I would go back out of the country.

I'd go back to Canada and I would go back to Scotland. Well, those are the only two places we'd been on. Maybe you love a bra. That's a great point. I wouldn't, I wouldn't have too much desire to go back to Mexico at all. Well, not to Z.

You went to a bad, you know, but you know what those two? Every time I go, I've been three times, everybody said that you were in a bad spot. Where's the first one you went? Um,

where was the first one? Oh, it was a shitty. Can I connect? To Loon, but we were staying in a whole, yeah. But who did you?

You went back and you went to like. I knew that one I knew your, Zatatat O's the other one. Um, Tijuana? We have been to Tijuana, yes. Yeah. Yeah.

See, yeah, you gotta go to like a good resort or like a golf resort. Clipping that thing. You keep, you're still doing it. I'm gonna clip it. No, but Bob, if you went like, like when Nicole and I went to Cabo and we stayed or Cabo, people say say it weird. Probably do. Sorry. When we went there and we stayed.

That was pretty, you know what the fuck was that? Do that on stage. That was funny. What the fuck was that? I think he did that on purpose. Yeah, I did. Yeah, that was funny. Because I watched,

it was the last, it was the last podcast we did. I said Cabo or people like, he pronounces Cabo or Cabo really weird. So I did that on purpose. But no, if you went to the place we stayed, we stayed at,

well, it was, I don't remember. Riviera, no, no, no, no,

and that's like a high end hotel. You're like staying in, it's wonderful. You're in a beautiful, like, like there's no crime, no issues. It's like wonderful.

You need to experience it like that and then come back and tell me that Mexico is not for you. Here's another thing that bothers me a lot. And as we've said, I'm really not well-traveled. And I know I do got to get out there more. But also when people will be like, oh, yeah, you're fine there as long as you don't go into town. I don't want to go to a place where you can't go into town. I want people to say, yeah. You know what I mean?

You should have to go. That's a good bit. Let the devil's advocate this one for you. You don't go into town. Yeah, you don't go wherever you are. Yeah. Yeah, it's true. I've never seen you going to town your whole life.

But you know what I'm saying about, you get what? Oh, as if this guy's the town dweller. You sit in your fucking room. I understand. The room looks like a hit got hit by Hurricane Katrina. And there's fucking electronics everywhere. It's not about. You're not going into town for a siesta.

That's not the point. Or a clown ass. Hey, thank you for, thank you for making this famous. Bitch. Yeah, that's, That's not the point. The point, and I'm not getting into a, you don't want to start a, a war of words with me, okay?

But besides that. Are you going to come on me again? That's not, whoa. Yes. That's not the point. You don't want to, you're exactly right. You don't want to go to a place where they say, don't go into town. Like, that's absurd.

There's no need to go into town. Steve, when you went to that nice spot, you were enjoying yourself by just staying there, right? Of course, but, but like, we just talked about Memphis having, you know. Oh, yeah, we just talked about Memphis. So there's even U.S. cities that are not particularly great where you might not want to go in the town. But with Memphis, we went into town. Or wherever we went, we went into town. We went to the certain area that's okay.

They don't go into town. They don't go. They mean don't go into the bad part. There's tourist areas you can go into town, but there's like the town town, which is like the rural city, which is like not built for tourists. I understand what you're saying. But these places, like Jersey's got bad spots. is there's a couple factors. One factor is that they can't,

they do everything in their power to make sure nothing happens. Yes. Because if something happens, they're fucking done. So like, and even the locals know that. Like,

even the people that are doing bad shit in the area know that there will no longer be any bad shit to do at any level if they fuck that up. Yeah. Right. And the other thing in Mexico is, cartel's pretty involved in some of this stuff. Yeah.

They like run this. Yeah. There's, yeah, they're involved. They want it to go smooth. Yeah, they don't really fuck around with that shit. Right, but that doesn't put me at ease. It should. It should.

It should. It should. But you realize, you realize how crazy that sounds, right? No, it's not crazy. The cartels got you covered. Yeah, they do. Kind of like the chamber of commerce.

Think of them as like the Forbes of Mexico. Forbes? Yeah. Ford? Like Forbes? Like Forbes? Like here, like Forbes five star, they like are the ones who insure

that the hotel's running like pop-nought. You're only gonna get yourself into trouble in Mexico if you're looking for trouble. Like if you're just doing your thing, you have nothing to worry. I've been there so many times like and we actually have a place

in Puerto Vajara and you go down into the main strip and everything, the Malacom. And we've never had an issue. But like if you're going outside of like the areas where everybody goes, then you're putting yourself of there's no need to go I will say there's some or there are some people that go there and they act like idiots.

They own the place. Yes. You can't do that. I can do whatever the fuck I want. Well, that's how you get your fucking head chopped off. The Noteboys actually told a story that I heard recently. Like them, I can never do. Like, they went to Russia and did shit.

Oh my God. But they went to Mexico and did a Coke prank. That's the kind of shit that literally. The stories, because they ask, I think it was Kyle. They asked like, what's the scariest thing? He's like, honestly, we stepped overboard. They did, you know, they do the Coke prank where you ever see where they have cans of Coke in the back and they say they have Coke?

And apparently, it went so south. You ever watch that one? I don't know what his name is. I used to watch it all the time. He goes on YouTube and he goes into like the most dangerous parts. He like flips gang signs and shit. And some of the guys like just come out, they'll pull a gun out. They'll come out and just crack him in the head and like, he keeps doing it.

Every month about an influencer that, got kidnapped or rubbed or something. And a lot of them, they bring a lot of attention to themselves or they go into these areas. They're like live streaming. Yeah. Yeah. That's just, I saw a guy recently who did it in Iraq. Oh, my mom.

What are you doing? Yeah, it's, it's wild. You don't just fuck around and find out. That's the saying. You don't just go into like a bear den and just start poking bears. It's crazy. You don't, you don't just fuck with the beehive. Like, you know, like fucking.

Higula. you like if has bulls like you know you guys come to russia i'll go to russia tomorrow if if just with on just go to russia tomorrow yeah i heard same you go to russia just don't go into town because russia to stay away from downtown russia is in is involved in a lot of stuff right where i can't go into town bob you don't go into town guys literally in never but on these trips we always have a night where we do go out into town bob likes to venture you're right You're right. Here's an example. I got a great example. We went to Wisconsin, right? And we went to Grand Geneva. You never left the resort. Yeah, never once. That's not true. No, last night.

We went to last night. But we didn't have to. We didn't have to. You would have been okay. Did you feel like shut in? Did you feel like that wasn't a good trip? That was a good trip. But nobody ever said, don't go into town in Wisconsin. No, but that this resort is, is that, that's small in comparison to some of the resorts. Like the nice ones you go to in Mexico are like twice the size. of that. I guess my point was that like you could, we could go to a resort and just do the golf thing and never leave

and it wouldn't feel like we were trapped. Oh, and I'm fine with that, though. A hundred percent. Yeah. Like, we have a trip coming up. I won't say what it is because it's not out there yet, but that I don't worry about it because I did worry about it, but then once you guys said that you pretty much just stay where you're at,

that I'm fine with. But I do want to see more. All right. We actually got get rolling but that does it another edition in the pop to sports podcast we'll see in Machu Picchu Poppy's Ben