Bob Does Sports Podcast - Bob Does Sports Talks Magic Of St. Andrew’s, Filming With Rick Shiels And Latest On Course Shenanigans
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The second we stepped on the old course on Sunday, everything changed.
That was the coolest golf experience I have ever had.
You look around you realize where you are, and like how cool it is that we get to do this for our job.
Rick Shields walks on water out here.
That night, that night immediately goes up there with, it's, I mean, it's there.
Jupiter, Jacksonville, it's there, it's right there.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome.
back another edition the bob does sports podcast we are still in scotland we've been here for five
months so here we are a month five yeah um now i i will start out by saying the second that we got
this trip into rick shield's hands who you know we were collaborating with we were i mean this thing then
just took right uphill i mean it it really he has been from a hosting standpoint just his crew how
much fun they've had once we got in this hands we were we were golden for this trip we'll touch
and go in the beginning yeah yeah yeah yeah i'll take i'll take intership on that one yeah i think until
sunday night we got here what sunday right oh the second we stepped on the old course on sunday everything
changed yeah did yeah i would say that was i mean i know fp for you for sure for all of us actually
for sure that was the coolest golf experience i have
ever had playing the old course i mean it was on between just warming up and we had all these people
around us some fans but also some people that just come just to watch people tee off was incredible
um and then us walking up 18 with the sun going down at the old course oh special was probably the
i mean i i don't know if it gets better than that no i'm not sure it does i mean that that was that's just
yeah the weather that we had just having all of us and the time of day with the with the sun
behind us going off the buildings that that was and just like yeah like you said the whole town
just still like the whole town just going on like lives are being lived all around you and it's just
like there's no other place where there's just all that going on in one little area it was um it was
quite something to me the cool thing is just you know i know press it was a little bit emotional
I think the cool thing for me is just I remember when we used to play and we were playing like dog tracks and just trying to get going and then you look around and you realize where you are and like how cool it is that we get to do this for our job.
It's sensational.
I can't imagine, you know, a better job where we just get to go and golf and now we're getting to play courses like this.
It was it was awesome.
It was really, really cool.
Which I would have played better, but.
Yeah, but we, you guys played it on Tuesday.
We showed up, we got here Sunday and we're like, fuck it, let's just go see the old course.
And it's, um, on Sundays, anybody's allowed to just walk on.
That was cool.
Not to play, but just to walk.
Like, there's no golf.
So we just walked on.
It was, it was the wildest thing.
You just, you like, turn the corner of this, like, old little town.
And it's just like right in front of you.
And you just roll on.
So we walked 18, 17, 16, right?
And then we walked them back.
18, by the way, is the coolest hole I've ever seen in my life.
It is the widest fairway of all time.
I almost did everybody hit it yeah you almost missed it and then we met and then we met Rick and we went
it was it that night that night that night was it was that night we went for dinner and we had dinner
right out right right right on the right and then Rick took us for dinner like above 17 right in yeah yeah
and then and then he's like we because we I think we thought we were just going to like come see
St. Andrews go to bed start playing golf like the next day and then that was it that it was that first night
before any golf, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then he took us to a bar and then another bar and then the other bar.
By the way.
The Dick, the other, Dick.
Dick went off.
Rick Shields walks on water out here.
This guy is, he really is.
He's like, they treat him like a god out here.
I mean, it is.
St.
Rick.
It is unbelievable.
Even when we had them, we will get into the Guinness Challenge.
But when we were getting ready to do the Guinness Challenge, we needed to get glasses from
the bar.
and I think Ticket went in there.
He's like, Bob, bad news.
Like, there's only paper cups.
Something like that.
And then I said to Rick, Rick,
unfortunately, they're only going to last two paper cups because he wanted to do with
the probably.
He's like, oh, no, they'll give us glasses.
And then he walks out with the four glasses.
And they were like Guinness Pintock.
Yeah, this guy.
And I just, I, I'm not just pumping the guy's tires as a host.
Everything that he's, we're about to go over to his place.
He's got a surprise for us.
He's giving us five different surprises by now.
I mean, the best.
The best two is he wanted to show us the sausage roll so bad.
And I knew Perez wouldn't normally eat that.
So when we went to do the review, Perez takes a big bite out of this thing.
And Rick's so curious to see what we're going to say.
And I'm just watching Perez.
And Perez goes, it's salty.
I was cracking.
Bob gave his review.
He goes, it was like a 6-6.
And Rick's like, well, that was a little disappointing.
and then Perez just looks, I don't like it.
I got to be honest, I don't like it at all.
I was never going to like that.
I mean, yeah, I felt bad.
I couldn't lie to the guy, though.
It's an 8-9.
Why don't you have another bite?
It's good.
No, 8-9.
Yeah, I'm not going to do that.
Yeah, he's been amazing, though, as a host, even just showing us around.
He sent us an itinerary of things to do, like, while we're here.
And it was like, go into the sea, eat at cheeky nandoes, go to Dunnivan Bar.
and yesterday he'd been keeping track of like all the things that we that we've done and he's like
yeah check to this check to this we still haven't done this and you boys need to do that it's it's been
it's been a lot of fun he also i mean he also hooked up the best five best court so far the four
best course of some of that we've ever seen yeah and he said like even the one that we're playing
today he said it's even nicer than st. Andrews um which is it's just that's hard to imagine the thing
for me that's been the coolest thing is he has like a team of 20. I mean actually it's it's how
maybe eight people. Yeah. It's 13. 13 to no total not here they told they have a team of
oh yeah but but here maybe he's got eight people with us yeah the way the two groups have meshed
I mean their guys are right they're fucking awesome I mean they really are they're a blast they get it too
oh get it that first night out we had and then we haven't gone out since like we've been doing
dinners and stuff, but like a drinking night out, so we'll do tonight and tomorrow.
But that first night, we went out with them.
Oh, my God.
It was fireworks, man.
Ed, Matt, Sam, all those guys.
They're just hysterical.
And they can drink.
Those guys, I mean, I don't know if it's something about Europeans.
They can just put back beer, but like they, it's like sometimes we, when we go hard,
like we don't go hard often, but when we go hard, I feel like we can go with the best
of them.
I feel like we would be tough to keep up with some of these guys.
I would agree.
That was a eye opener.
Like,
Bob came back with the thing shots,
and I thought that was going to be it.
And then all of a sudden,
I thought the night was winding down.
Their guy, Sam,
came in with a tray of like 30 shots.
I was like, okay, this.
I guess this is where it's going.
But they're not have fun, man.
They're cool guys.
That night, that night immediately goes up there with,
it's, I mean, it's there.
Jupiter, Jacksonville.
It's there.
It's right there.
Everybody brought something to the table.
table. So there was a strats outside where it was just I would crack a joke. Perez would crack a joke.
Their guy would crack. It was just bang, bang, bang, bang. There was a lot of like howling
laughter. Oh, man. Everybody was just howling the whole night. It was so funny. It was like a,
it was like a scene from Goodfellas like when they're at the table and it's like that type of
laughter. Yeah, exactly what it was. It was like that. People were coming up like people at the bar
clearly noticed it. There was like a group like that started like showing up around just like what
the fuck is going on over here. Oh man.
It was so fun.
We were chanting at one time.
When we got the shots, we were saying, oh, oh, oh, oh.
I was just looking around like, what is going on?
This is the first night.
It was supposed to be just like, we had a chill dinner.
We went to a really nice place that was right off of like 16,
or start of 17 on St. Andrews.
And we had like a really nice dinner and red wine.
It was like refined.
And we're talking about like all the courses and what we were going to do.
What is refined dinner?
It's just refined.
It was just a funny word.
It was, would you, would you not agree?
It seemed very, like, compared to what we would do.
And he's out when I start giggling.
You hear ticket just, you'll be behind the camera.
He always goes, p.
And he gets it.
He can't help it.
And then it gets me laughing.
Well, just the word refined with us is a funny hearing.
It was not something that we were used to.
And then it went from that and it transitioned to an absolute, you know.
Yeah, it was.
Oh, I left, but yeah, there was.
It sounded like it.
You know what's funny?
When we were on the pod
Talking about all the great times
Like oh the ticket wasn't there
Just add it to the list
Sorry, Tick
Oh man
I love you
I've been there for some of the things
Absolutely
Yeah a lot of the thing
You know what's also crazy
Is that you know
When we play with a lot of these guys
Like we'll talk with the production crew
Like what do you guys get out
And play golf a little bit
They're usually like yeah here and there
You know I like to take some cuts
I've talked to every single guy on their team
I think their production team
Could wax that ass
on the course oh dude they're like per cent yeah yeah sam said he thinks he could take i see i saw his
he's got a swing on him he's like a temple town he said he's like a scratch i he's close i said to sam
i was like sam you know seeing when he when he told us how good he was last night i was like
is it hard for you to like watch me and joe and like some of the golf he's like oh may makes me
throw up in my mouth he said i had a little sick in my mouth
even hesitating. He wasn't at the shoot. He's like, oh, mate, like, I throw open my mouth.
They're all straight shooters. They all just talk. It is one of the funniest guys.
Ed's had. It is. You just look around and he's like military style like in like the field.
And with the camera, you can't even seem. It's like a Bengal tiger getting ready to count.
American sniper. Yes. Like get him some camo, man. Oh my God. This guy is everywhere but right in
front of you. You just can never see him. It's unbelievable. Like in their videos, I think they're so
funny to where like while they're behind the camera
I'm always talking to them I tend to like
talk to the camera guys while they're going
at first they didn't know if they should like
say anything or not but then you get Ed involved
and he's even helping us film I like him
talking in the video he's one of the funniest
I mean this guy's all time
he is he's
I think
he's a lad
he is he's a proper lad
and I think he's
clearly the MVP of
this time
it's not even
With all due respect to Rick and everybody else and to us, that guy is unbelievable.
If he says anything he says is the funniest thing.
Every single thing he's ever said is the funniest thing I've ever heard.
We were all banged up the first night.
He got up at 8 in the morning and was swimming in the sea the next day.
Yeah, that's wild.
I got up and I went to go get a cup of coffee and I walk outside and I'm so out of it.
I'm so hungover.
And I look across the street and Ed's there and he just gives me the big wave.
and I'm like, where the fuck was he?
His hair was all wet?
He jumped in the ocean at like seven in the morning.
I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with this guy?
Oh, my God.
His character.
It really, and then I think one of the funniest things,
because we've had like an inside joke going about it,
and it finally got on the table the first.
I think we were so hammered that it got on the table,
and Rick loved it.
When we had Rick on the podcast, he talked about playing San Andrews,
and he was like, you know, not only did I play St. Andrews,
he paused, he's like, I played it in reverse.
So he played on a Sunday.
Played on a Sunday.
So we've had that running joke going like everything.
We say that Rick Shields does everything in reverse.
To me, I didn't know that that's part of like the same and the course that you can play it in reverse.
So when he said that during the podcast, you could probably see my face.
Probably you too, Joe.
I was just like, what does that even mean?
Like I thought when he said it.
Now that I've played it, I don't know.
Would you tee off?
You tee off on the greens.
Oh, yeah.
Wow.
Yeah.
You first green, 17.
The last hole was, like, last green is 18.
So you go 18 green to 17 green.
Which is the way the course was originally made.
16 to 174.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's, oh, man.
And to be honest, like, you know, you could definitely appreciate the history.
Like, you don't really have to be a huge golf fan to be on that course and know that it's just, like, iconic.
But you told him, didn't you tell him, you told him.
the bit and he thought it was the funniest thing ever right yeah we told the bit and he thought it was
fucking hysterical so once then it was like then the floodgates completely opened it was oh my
god on a sunday on a sunday no new new new you definitely sent injures on the sunday yeah that was
the thing too is he went into like a pub and he got to play it on the sunday and he told the guy
that the guy at the bar that he had just played on sunday and the guy did just exactly what brez just
He's like, not only did I play it on Sunday, I played it in reverse.
You know what else was wild at St. Andrews was, I mean, we talked to the fans being there.
We were walking up 17 and you hit a shot like an approach onto the green.
And he got the nicest.
Everybody was at the inn next door, the jigger in.
And he, they just started clapping.
Yeah, you got golf applause.
It's at, at the old course sound way different than they do at anywhere in the U.S.
Bob and I didn't get any claps.
No, unfortunately.
And FP gave them like a nice wave and just kept it.
It was like it was the classiest claps.
Yeah, it was crazy.
They were all in like no one knew each other, but they all just felt right in line to a good Scottish clap unison.
Yeah, dude, I was standing on the green.
You sounded like Rory coming in on a Sunday, dude.
It was the open.
It was wild.
Perez went first and he hits his sticks and they do this unison clap.
And then I came up.
I have never wanted to hit a green.
so bad and then hear that applause.
I mean, it just looked like, and then the wave you gave,
that was just absolutely sensational.
It really was.
What's your favorite course that you, I mean, obviously, I think the old course
is number one.
The rest are probably tied, to be honest.
It's like the old course.
Apparently today's course, Kings Barnes is supposed to be by far the best that we
play.
Yeah, like the nicest, like the nicest.
According to Rick.
You take all the history out of it.
Yeah.
I mean, a lot of people talk about St. Andrews, at least the people that are into, you know, ranking experiences and courses and stuff.
It's, St. Andrews is a great experience with, you know, kind of a decent golf course as far as, like, setting.
You know, it's very flat.
You don't have the same views that we got.
You know, yesterday at Crail or Dun Barney.
But, you know, you can't, it's still like, as far as, like, a Lynx challenge, it's very good.
yesterday was really cool,
Krayal Golfing Society.
Both those horses were awesome.
I think Dunbarney, it's newer,
but the setting and where you are is unbelievable.
To me, on setting, I would rank Dunbarney first.
Yeah, and apparently Kingsbarns is that on steroids.
I'll tell you, you guys might not come back to Crail
after whatever happened on the second hole yesterday.
That was the most horrifying golf experience in my lifetime.
I, I, nobody, I mean, you can tell the story,
And my person, I thought it was, I didn't realize how, how, like, how crazy it was.
There was shit going on everywhere, man.
Tell what I was.
So this course, for whatever reason, I, I guess it's one of the oldest courses.
Like, I think it's the seventh oldest, like, golf course in, in, in, in the world.
So, like, all the holes, like, kind of intertwined in, like, many areas, like, you'll be on a green,
which is right next to a fairway, and then another T-box is crossing another fairway.
and we were on the second hole
was me and Bob versus Perez
and Rick and Bob put one
into the beach so we couldn't use
that drive and then I put one even further
but on the left but it was it was in play
so you know this is
a normality for us that we don't necessarily
hit straight shots so we go in our
in our they call it a buggy
and we go down to get our ball
and there's just shit happening everywhere
there's two guys on the T-box right next to us
there's people behind us there's ladies coming
into us and we were in the line of fire and we were trying to film and do something and this old
Scottish this guy was not in a good mood he he clapped at us like bad and Bob looked like he wanted
to crawl in a hole I was a deer in headlights because what made it worse is you then were pissed at them
well yeah I mean it's and I just wanted to get out of it what started it was I was driving and
when I went over to this hole I just had no regard for I didn't see that they were teeing off right
beside us so we were right in the middle of the fairway we had our balls there i couldn't go back
because then there was another group group coming to the side so i couldn't go back so we were stuck
and we couldn't just hit our shots because we had to wait for the camera guys to get over to us to film
the shot so while we're waiting this guy's just teeing off on me and then joe's getting
pissed at him i the guy who's the guys who should have gotten pissed were the guys on the t-box yes and
they were actually really nice i agree
The guy behind us was a prick because he couldn't even shoot yet because people were on the green.
So that's why I got upset.
You know what?
I'll be honest.
I made the mistake of going into that fairway.
That guy was out of line.
He was.
And I kept giving him the, I'm so sorry.
It was terrible.
I just, we also.
I could not wait to hit his ball.
I couldn't wait to get out of it.
When you guys made it back to the fairway, he was like pacing back.
He's like, worst golfing experience in my life.
He's like, that moment was, he was, he was a lot.
He was rattled, dude.
I was shook.
I really was.
And I think it'll be hysterical, but I was really shook.
And also, we couldn't even see the flag.
No, we had no idea where we were going to the hole was.
You just shot and tried to get out.
I just picked up a club.
He said, Bob, we got to get a yardage.
I'm like, Joe, A, we don't know where the hole is.
B, I don't give a fuck what I have.
I'm getting this out of here.
Sam and Matt were dying.
They were cracking up, which made me feel better that they weren't as worried.
And then the godfather, Rick, had to go over to them
and just like apologize.
It was like they apologized to him when he went over.
This guy walks on water.
But I was, I was really,
and then it took me a few holes to kind of get back into it.
I was really, really sure.
It's something about, you know,
if you get into it with somebody in the States and in America,
it's different.
Like, you know, you kind of know how to maneuver it.
Doing it in Scotland where, like,
they just like respect the games so much
and like that type of stuff,
it enhanced it for.
me times things you don't want to disrespect you don't want to disrespect anybody but especially out
here you just don't want to disrespect these guys yeah and they have to you know it's hard to even
communicate because everyone like the sayings and things yeah like the casual sayings are different
so you like they could say something to you that like it's like sarcastic but you don't even know
the like the phrase they just used you're just in this like you know you just apologize
you just you sit there and apologize and I mean yeah it was tough the course is running back and
forth, back and forth. So, you know, you got a hole that's coming, our hole's going out,
you got a hole coming down, and you got another hole coming up, and then you got a tee box
coming down, and Joe somehow goes across all of it. Yeah, it was a terrible shot. And just not knowing
the course, not really maybe looking, you know, when you drove off, you got to look up there and be
like, am I, am I crossing anything? Oh, we didn't look at anything. Yeah, he just, he just went,
and we were parked. I think if we had walked, it would have been different, but we had the buggy
right the cart was right in the middle of everything.
I mean, look, if you would have looked at all,
you would have let the ladies go.
Yes, totally.
Then he would have gone across and looked at the other guys,
let them go and then get to the T.
That would have taken a minute.
Yes.
Right?
And it would have been brutal, but we looked up and we realized we were in the
house here and were like, oh my God.
I looked back and I saw that you guys were already there.
And I was like, oh no.
They didn't look at anything.
If they're already at their ball, they didn't look at it.
And exactly after that whole Bob's like, I'm not driving.
I just got fitted.
Paradigm Super Hybrid.
Go nice and high.
You do it better with the iron or the hybrid than you do the iron.
Yeah.
And you could put some more loft on it, like I mentioned, it's got the adjustable hazel.
August 8th with the fine folks over at Callaway.
If the driver's acting up a little bit, you could go to this bad boy right here, titanium in this thing,
and boy does it fly off the face. Get yours, August 8th.
I switched to drive.
Yeah, he was shook.
I was really, really shook.
And the thing is, too, Joe hits it so far that when he hits it left, the ball goes such a long way.
So on a Ling style course, like, you could find yourself on it completely different.
Well, it's the biggest piece of property on that whole play.
It's like if that's any other normal golf course, you're in another county hitting it that far left.
You're over the trees, over a pond, and into another set of trees that far left.
Rick did say left is fine.
Yeah.
And yeah.
You know how many balls I've left on these courses?
Balls that were so easily fine, but I just didn't want to go over to go get.
And Joe will go go get at me.
Like, if it's over there, I'm just like, fuck it.
Like, let's just keep it moving.
And I don't want to deal with all of that.
That was my worst nightmare.
But when I saw Sam, their producer on the bind, cracking up.
It did.
That me down a little bit.
I was like, all right, well, if they're not worried.
But it was, while we're waiting, this guy is just teen.
I can't even recall you said.
What Rick told me the guy's set, right?
No.
When Rick went over and apologized to them, like when we were done with the hole,
they had like gotten up to the green.
He's like, I'm going to go over and apologize to him.
And he comes back and you guys were like,
it was everything five.
He says, yeah, no worries, no problem at all.
And he gets in the cart with me and I was like, so how did that go?
And he's like, he said, not so good.
Are you serious?
He told us it went great.
Yeah, I know.
What did he say?
Jeez, what did he say?
Oh, my God.
He told me last night.
I forget what he's.
shit.
He walked up,
the guy's just like,
that's my fault.
Like,
don't be mad at them.
It's totally on me.
They hadn't played the course before.
And like,
I didn't tell them where to go.
And he's like,
well,
by the judge of their move,
it didn't seem like they've played golf before.
Oh.
He was an absolute friend.
And I may take that.
That guy can kick rocks,
man.
Like our golf swing?
Like your etiquette.
Your golf etiquette.
Oh,
that guy rattled all over again.
I rattled.
That guy was,
that was this.
The guy can kick rocks.
But that's what's making it harder for me was Joe was then getting pissed at him.
He's being aggressive with us and we were being apolog.
Normally when you're apologetic, somebody would be like, okay, he was coming out as hard.
You know what though, Joe?
I'm like, who is this guy?
He doesn't own the course.
You're in foreign soil.
You just, you abide.
But we both apologize, Bob.
No, we were not.
Joe, if you were them, if you were them, you would be losing your mind.
If somebody apologized, like, what's this guy doing?
Like, we're trying to play a hole.
He doesn't even look at it where I'm not.
I was over my ball.
I had to back off this guy.
He's not even on the right hole.
Has this got to clean him?
It's 100% true.
You've got that smirk you know.
You know it's true.
But I wouldn't have been mean about it.
Oh, Joe.
I probably would have cracked a joke or too, but I don't know if I was going to mean.
That was over the ball.
You would have told Rick.
You would hit a bad shot.
You would have blamed it on him.
Yes.
It was 100%.
Like, if I didn't have to back off because I'm idiot, you can't hit a fairway.
And then you'd,
you would have told Rick that it seems like they've never played golf before.
I don't know if I would.
That's such a Scottish jab back.
Yeah.
I haven't played the golf course before.
Seems like they haven't played golf at all.
On another note, though, yesterday I think, and I told Bob this morning,
I think the second video that we did on our channel might be the best video we've ever filmed.
Jed hates that, but I agree.
No, no, it is true, but he won't stop saying it.
I got to say it.
I got to say it.
I got to say it.
I got to get ahead of it.
Just let it happen.
I think there, I'll be honest.
their crew was, like, you kept saying it to them, and they were like, why does he keep saying
that time? I don't think he said it that many times. You said it 45 times. I think it was like actually
34. This is going to be the best video ever. But besides that, it will be the best video ever
because Rick Shields got sauce.
You did, dude. He committed. I mean, it was a Guinness challenge, yes? Guinness Challenge,
which, like I said to Bob, we do challenges all the time. And they always, they always hit. They always do
well. But you take the setting where we're in the seventh oldest golf club in the world in Scotland,
gorgeous serene backgrounds, and then you got Rick Shields. He was like one of us. He was like part
and then the more progressively hammered we got, it was like I was talking to him like I would
talk to Bob. I'd be like, oh yeah, Rick, go ahead there, put it on in now. And Bob was just cracking
up the whole time. We had those, what are those Irish caps on? We decided, like,
The brights and heads.
Yeah, the catap right out.
And to see, like, at first I was like, man,
press like that looks sick.
And then like, we got to the fourth hole.
And I said to Press,
I was like, man,
I was like, I loved it in the beginning.
You're looking more and more ridiculous as the beers.
And then he has it on.
He's got his sunglasses on.
It made everything 10 times funnier looking around and having those hats.
He was,
he was fun in the cart too.
Was he really?
He was goofy as hell.
He was getting like reckless with his life.
He was getting very aggressive with his driving.
It was pretty funny.
We were laughing our asses off in the car.
Oh, my God.
He was getting after it.
And we won't give away what happened, but this didn't get caught on camera because it was so quick.
And I wish that it did.
Near the end, Cutsi, ticket, somebody says to Cutsi, like, Cutsi, what number of beer is this for you?
Cutsi looks out of him and he goes, this is my.
And he just spooze.
Did you guys get that?
Well, no, what happened was, so we were all huddled together talking about what beer were on.
I was getting an update from Perez.
And Joe was about 10 yards in the other direction on his cart.
Holding the cart.
Holding the cart with his arm.
I was feeling it.
I was faced in the other direction.
And he just goes, and then I think he was over there clearly trying to keep it together.
And then he was, he was forced to speak.
And it was the last, it was the last straw.
And he just, it was over.
And then I think it's.
Taking Kudsey does the face
whenever he's getting ready to throw up
where he goes to the...
I see that, you know,
he's getting...
Sorry to bring it up,
but there was a time we're working at the four seasons
where we all go for a manager outing
and we go to the first bar
and Katsy makes a comment
that gets us kicked out.
I won't say what it was,
but he said something that got us...
Somebody overheard him.
He gets us kicked out
and everybody knew,
those Cutsi that guy's kicked out
it's at a manager outing so we had to go
and it was a great bar everybody's having a blast
but they hear him and the bartender
boots us out of there so we had to go
to a new bar we go to this shittiest bar
and Cutsi was going drink for drink with this guy
who used to play football for North Carolina
big old boy and they're going
they're pounding and I look over at Cutsi
when we're at this bar and he's sitting
on the booth and I look over at him
and he's just here and he's just going
the bar
and then all of a sudden
dude it just goes
oh
projectile
just flies
it just soared out of there
but you just know
when he's getting ready
to throw up
but man
bro he was so drunk yesterday
he started calling Rick
a bunch of different names
he was saying Ricky a lot
at one point
Ricky Bobby
yeah Ricky Bobby
he turned to be once
and was
Let's see a drive and a Rico.
Because I called him the godfather.
I called him the godfather.
I see Rico.
Let's see what Rico's fun.
Cotsie and those challenges,
I wish, like, even when we do a four-man scramble,
just get Cutsi drunk and just watch him go.
It's the best.
It's the absolute.
I was already giddy before we started,
and that's like, that's a recipe for...
What did he call him Rico?
I called him the godfather of golf.
I said the godfather, so I called him RICO.
Let's see you drive out of Rico.
I have one point two, I asked Rick if he knew what Stonkeville was.
Yeah, dude, he looked at me like, what the fuck?
He was treating Rick.
He was treating Rick like, he was you.
He was like, I like what I'm seeing out of you, Rick.
The same stuff he says to you, he was saying Rick.
Rick wanted at the eighth hole.
He's like, ah, amazing.
Let's just take like a 20 minute break.
And I was just like, what the fuck?
We had two groups on our ass.
We sat there and just drank and just talked and everybody was pissing like five times.
That's where it happened.
Yeah.
I do think, I mean, look, not to set the bar too high, but the fact that Rick's in it, the fact that it's Guinness, it's so like that we're in Scotland.
It's just such a funny.
It really is.
Collectively as a group, we played well.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, they'll see it when it comes out.
I think we've been.
The drunker you got.
The better you played.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think it's because I'm not thinking as much.
I'm just swinging about golf.
At no point was I wondering where we were at.
Are we on pace?
I can give a shit.
I've got to get a golf shot now.
All right.
You were struggling with those guineases.
Yeah,
I don't like them.
Really?
Yeah, I don't think it's very good.
But, you know, I don't like much.
You took one for the team, though.
Man, that's like that sausage.
Did you hear me giggling?
I would rather have, like, a tenants.
Did you hear me giggling when you were doing the sausage roll?
Because I just knew that.
That was a big.
I've seen sausage.
rolls at other courses.
That was a big
little.
These were also sitting
like on the top of a mountain side.
It was pretty funny.
I mean there was like Scottish cattle in the back.
The ones that I had seen
at other courses looked more like
like a
like that like
or like the like the like
Apple thing from like
from like McDonald's.
Yeah.
Like that little like
this small lad.
This one was a big.
It's just sauce.
It was a burrito.
It was huge.
It was huge.
If that didn't do it for
you know what did do it for us.
I don't know for you.
Those meat pies and those macaroni meat pies are.
Oh, yeah.
Scottish pies are great.
We got to get some of those over with pies.
Yeah.
It's a great snack to have at the turn, too.
You can take it on the go.
We've kind of bounced back in the food department.
And those days.
Yeah, we have.
Those candy pandas is.
Nando's.
Oh,
Nando.
The chicken.
Chiqui Nando's.
Chiqui Nando's.
It's like our.
I'll go back tonight.
It's like our,
you guys are three in a row now.
I'll do that too.
Yeah.
I don't do that.
I mean,
I know exactly what it's going to be.
I know it's good.
We've taken too many chances this trip.
I'm not prepared to make another one.
It's like our Scottish vetoes.
Yeah, it is.
It's like a no-brainer.
We'll go there every single night.
Yeah, man.
I do think, too, like, I think Europeans in general, like, they don't, like, they don't really do, like, appetizers and side dishes and all that.
So when these guys hear us order, like, the first night, like, Rick was shocked that me and you started with the Caesar.
Yeah.
Like, even that.
And then like yesterday, Cutsi ordered an entree for up for me and him to split.
Like we had both of our entrees and then Cutsi got an entree to split.
Macaronian cheeses was really good.
Yeah, it was great.
And Rick was like dumbfounded by what we were doing.
You know what else is this is a heroic podcast performance by us for given the, the circumstance?
Not the morale, but the, uh, you guys are dropping like flies out of the day.
The lack of sleep.
I think we're all ill, by the way.
I'm bad.
I'm ill.
I'm not ill.
I'm sore.
Oh, I'm ill.
From walking today, I think.
I think, yeah, no, that's going to hurt.
I think it's been a lot of golf.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, don't love that, but love that.
Yeah, St. Andrew's walk got me.
My back's just killing me.
Really?
Yeah.
And then, you know, I played 36 yesterday.
Yeah, that's a lot.
That hurt.
That's a note.
So, I'm, I'm, Friday's going to be hard.
But yesterday was clearly the toughest day.
Like, it was like the peak of, like,
like between him having to play 36, we were there all day,
the Guinness Challenge being the last nine that we played.
That was...
It's gone on it.
Still had fun, though.
Oh,
we had a blast.
I don't think that came out.
I've had,
we've had days like that where, you know,
not to complain about what we do.
That's not what I'm trying to do here,
but we've had days that, like,
we've come out of the backside and like, I'm exhausted.
Like, I, like, let's order something in.
We're going to bed early.
Like, oh, my God.
I did not come out of that being, like,
like, half.
I agree.
Like, it's over.
I think San Andrews was the toughest day, man.
You think so?
For you?
For you, because you were hussing that, dude.
Running down those legs, there's no carted at the old court.
Poppy copped an attitude by the end.
Yeah, Poppy did.
Poppy stormed off.
Poppy stormed off.
Poppy stormed off.
You know what Poppy?
You know when we knew Poppy was upset when he didn't come to dinner?
Yeah.
What Poppy does make it to Nando's?
I was concerned.
That's true.
Well, it was honestly, it was 25%.
I was a little bothered, but it was 75% my life.
legs and back were quitting on me.
They were done.
Well, you were running.
We were walking.
Perhaps.
We took a picture at the bridge and it was like, he had just already gotten up ahead and
were like, take it.
Like, come back.
I didn't hear anyone yelling back.
Oh, we definitely don't.
Oh, we didn't tell if you just heard us and heard us and were like, I'm not walking
back.
No, I would have came back.
We did call you, though.
We called you.
Broke my heart a little bit.
Oh, don't.
It's a special picture in a special moment.
You would have came.
back. I would have came back. We yelled at him. We did yell at him. We did yell at it. And we do have one on
the bridge with you. Yeah. And there's some rumors. There's some rumors about going back their
Friday afternoon. Oh, man. I don't even, he's like, he's like, you know, maybe we run it back.
So, rumor we just spend Friday night in the tent on, on 18, too. I hear that, you hear that's on
the table. He's just going to set up a fucking pillage. If it comes out of Rick's mouth. Do he treat St. Andrews
like we treat
Kevin Chase Country Glomacher.
Yeah.
It's like it's the craziest.
You know he's only played Kings Barnes twice?
Yeah.
Once in reverse.
Played with Adam Scott and Min Woo Lee.
Oh,
the two videos.
And Bob does sports.
He loves it and I was like, you know,
all these courses he talks about how he loves them and like they're great,
they're great.
I'm like how many times you played it and he's like three or like two?
And I was like, damn, it's like you talk about it like you.
Yeah, he likes it up.
And I was like, that makes me even more.
excited. The fact that he speaks so highly
of a course and has only played it two times.
I think this course today is going to be speaking.
It's incredible. Oh, you got a good one?
Kings bonds? I've got a few.
Okay, we're going to go over to our Q&A.
Brought to you by the Part 3 Poppy.
All right, the first one comes from
Eddarkatature.
Eddard. Eddardt.
Okay. Please can you
consider your caricatures that you guys
had in Edinburgh that were
sketched to be inked on
balls and sold in the public?
Like my
No like golf balls
Golf balls
Yeah
Golf boss
Geez
Come on
Golf boss
Yes
Golf balls
Golf boss
Golf balls
Golf balls
golf balls
I don't think Perez
Ever wants to see that
caricature again
The fun
I think I look
I look like me
The best
You look pretty ridiculous
I look like a rat
I look like a rat
I have like this little mouse
He's nose and teeth
That look like a little rat
What he's referring to
Is when we're in Edinburgh
We are they pronounce it right
Edinburgh
Edinbrough
Edinbrough
Edinbrough
This guy's like brough
Like brough
Edmbrough
We got hammered
And we decided to get our
faces painted by
one of the artists
That does it on the street
So he was doing the three of us
And the best part was
He's doing each character
And then he goes over to Perez
and Perez was like, oh, he's going to make me look like shit.
Like, I'm in trouble here.
He does his face and Perez is like, okay, it's not so bad.
And Perez is watching him from the other side so he could see it going down.
And then he goes to do his stomach.
And Perez looks at me.
He holds on my shoulder.
He goes, I can't watch this.
And he walked away.
Yeah.
Well, yeah, he got in all of our faces.
Like, it's one of those guys that, like, you know, makes you kind of accentuates.
Accentuates everything, right?
So, yeah, like, he did my face in the corner.
I was like, all right, like, it's pretty wide, but I can, I can live with this.
And he does your body and does this, he does this, he does this one little terrible line.
That just, like, gives you a tummy and I lost my mind.
And I thought I'd kind of gotten, like, through it.
And he goes, like, to the end, he's doing, like, your body.
And he goes into my body.
And I'm like, I can't.
I can't watch what he's going to do.
And I just, I love.
Even his hands that you gave you.
Yeah, he gave me big, big fat Paul's too.
Yeah.
And we're both, we're both like.
holding our, yeah, why are we both holding our stomachs like that?
Terrible look.
Yeah, it was right when he, like, drew like under the neck and pressed tall that he was going
to start to go down there.
He just goes, I can't watch this, Bob.
But, yeah, maybe instead of half a day, we just, we do that on a golf ball.
But yeah, I'm in.
I say, why not?
Perfect.
All right, next question comes from D. Sally 14.
After Scotland wraps up, any ideas on the next international destination that you boys,
would love to see.
Ideal, ideal spot you guys would like to go internationally next.
We're taking a brick.
I'm taking a nice, contemplating another big old trip.
And then we're going.
Are we going down under?
To Australia.
Going down under?
That would be the spot for the international.
Yeah, that would be a cliff.
You guys think this is a tough transition?
I get it.
That is way harder.
So is everything just flipped in reverse?
It is.
Seriously.
You're like literally 15 hours ahead.
You're almost a day.
You're almost a full day.
If you fly there on like one day, you'll get, you'll lose a day.
I think they're 15 hours ahead.
So like you're almost gaining.
If you leave on Wednesday, you show up on Friday.
Yeah.
That is wild.
Yeah.
It's, it's, it's, that is a big boy transition.
Yeah.
It really will.
I think we, I see a lot of, um, I see a lot of messages from people in Australia, uh, my own
merch.
I get a lot of orders from people on Australia.
I think we have a big, you're shipping to Australia.
Yeah, I should do Australia.
Shipping charge for that.
Australians are the best, man.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Australians are awesome.
We have a lot of love.
I think, you know,
drinking and the shitty golf and having a good time,
I think it fits what they are.
Yeah, I've been there.
I think it makes sense.
I've been throughout most of the country.
This guy has lived 10 different lives.
Tickets.
You've had.
You've had a lot of Australia.
I have.
I have.
Spent a month there.
Of course you did.
Why did you spend a month there?
What did you do out there?
I was, as part of the same, I was, I went to Fiji, New Zealand and, um, and Australia for a month each.
I spent three months of rock.
It was getting school credits.
I didn't get many of those credits, but it was supposed to be for school credits.
What did you, do you enjoy it?
I did love it.
Yeah, it's a great.
It's a great.
I like New Zealand a little bit more.
It's a beautiful country, but yeah, Australia was great.
People are really friendly too.
You got to do it.
Yeah.
Guests of the Australian Golf Association.
Look.
By all means, ticket.
You can be our liaison.
Sure, sure, sure.
Next question.
Next question.
Jack Gonzalez 17 wants to know who won the ping pong game between Bob and FB.
It never happened.
FB.
I think it happened, no.
Not a full match.
What are you doing?
We've getting a lot of these questions.
Yeah, I see them all the time.
I mean, I can.
Regulation table.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, it wasn't a regulation table.
I got, I got Bob beaten.
me handily on a small
ping pong table. That's what happened.
Fair enough.
I look forward to
playing ping pong, for
real. Wow. Is that the last
time you both have played
for real?
Everything I hit was long. It was a short table.
I mean, like, it's facts. But your lack of adjustment
was
was, you got to adjust on the table.
Why would I? It's not the sport, though.
It's like adjusting to a 20-foot
rim and basketball. Yeah, but for the time.
I'm a good shooter, but I can't adjust to a 20-foot
room.
If you're playing a pickleball, you're going to have to adjust.
Yeah, that would be like...
It's a different equipment.
Different equipment.
Different equipment.
You wouldn't use a tennis ball and a tennis racket on a pickup ball.
It would be like going to a pitching button still using your drive.
Yes, exactly.
Like, yeah, I'm sorry, I didn't adjust.
All right.
You had to get it going to do.
Your style of game is such that you could.
You're a backboard.
You just kind of, you bump and you bump and you bump.
I hit winners, dude.
Wow.
We got to film it.
I lost handily on a small table.
That will never be filmed.
That will never be filmed.
What?
The ping pong match.
Instagram live?
I thought it was already filmed.
It is.
We're not going to tell you where that matches.
But it's out there.
It's out there somewhere.
It's on YouTube hidden within another video.
It's there.
It's an Easter egg.
If you find it.
The brilliant show.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Surprise.
Stop.
Live.
Shut the hell up.
People have found it.
What are you doing?
Easter egg.
Let me hit you boys with one more.
All right.
All right.
A.T.
Pick wants to know, can we get Jet on Cameo?
I'd pay good money for a happy birthday.
Go fuck yourself from the gun.
I've been telling Jet that he needs to go on cameo.
Like, even if, say you get booked five times in a week, like that, that's your dinner's there.
It would be the best.
I, I, I'm going to, when I hit, like,
When I get to like 50,000 on Instagram, I will do a cameo.
So let me get that referral fee.
It's all you, Doug.
Just let me get that.
What were you charged?
Yeah.
What's going to be your charge?
What would I charge?
I don't know.
What would I charge?
$69?
Yeah.
No, it would probably.
What would I do?
What do you think of you know what you should do?
What did you start when you just go.
Just go.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I know every single request is going to be like, can you tell my friend to go
fuck himself?
Yeah.
You should you.
You love it.
Hey, go fuck yourself.
It says $199, 99, 99.
and just makes one cameo, hey, go fuck yourself.
He would turn it in with like a minute left in the cameo.
Like he's only got like a minute left to do the cameo.
Speaking of the cameo,
was FP hopped out of Rick Shield's cart yesterday
to bang one out in the middle of the band.
He got a 24 hour and expired his five minutes.
He loved it.
Yeah, it was a 24 hour one.
I had to get that one done.
Meanwhile, Matt said it.
I've never felt that way about a cameo.
I am the very worst on cameo.
To the point where I have to make a, I have to make a decision.
I'm at a crossroads.
With that,
with that being said,
by the way,
for the question,
I didn't realize,
like,
there can't be a demand
for cameos for me.
Like, there's,
oh, yeah.
You think there's a demand for cam.
So if there's a demand for can,
then I will do it.
When I'm missing them?
Supply demand.
Get the rebate.
Get the rebats.
Supply demand.
I can't afford,
Bob.
I miss it.
I mean,
I say,
Daz misses it and then you get it.
I say,
I say,
go fuck yourself to you guys for free.
I may as well get paid for it.
I may as well get paid for it.
Yeah.
Matt was doing the impression.
He does like leftovers.
That's tough.
You're like, did that classy say that?
Oh my God.
The leftover guy.
Yeah, leftover king.
Damn.
Maybe that's your cameo name is the leftover king.
You're just eating leftovers and telling people they don't fuck themselves.
There's nothing worse that may, of all the things that might be the lowest, being called the leftover guy is one of the top of thing.
To put in context.
Leftover king.
We were in Edinburgh one night.
We spoke about.
on the last pod.
Don't worry about it.
Yeah.
Go play Bing Park.
What do you guys go play Bing Park?
What's the situation with these chicken selects?
Who's, yeah, what's going on with your?
fries.
Are those anyways?
Three years, Jet.
Oh, really?
Yeah, okay.
I saw Jet, carry on a casual conversation,
stand there, not breathe heavy.
He ate five chicken selects, two French fries.
A wrap?
A rap? A rabeed out.
A cameo.
No, it was a burger.
It was a burger.
And a burger.
And a chicken sandwich.
And I could, and a die Coke.
And I could have gone for more.
The thing is, too.
like you'll give you like a bite of something and then you won't see pack for a long time
he doesn't just take a bite like he just that's it's not a bad boy we had indian one night the last
night there i eat i don't i don't really eat like indian like that i got like one indian place back home
that has like one dish that i really like and of course because that's who i am so i was
like i'm just get some chips some fries i banged them and um you know like that's what i was
going to eat and i just they're like sitting there and like jett's eating
his food and he's just like we'd grab some fries
and so on. And I was like, dude, but
I sent it really late and I was like, you know,
a couple of guys, he can have some fries for sure, but it was
like, it was a certain point I was like, oh, he thinks these fries
yes, commuteral are.
Yeah, that's my dinner. In fairness to me, most people's
main meal is not a price.
Yeah, of course. So I thought it was just for everyone.
No, no, no, no. If you were kind of like, yeah, you
freak out on you. It was like, what are you thinking?
It was like a, it was like a, it was like a, just,
to my meal.
Like it was like,
I was like,
yeah,
he's like,
yeah,
he's like,
yeah,
if you want somebody,
if you want somebody's food,
you go to,
you go to,
you go to Katsi.
Cause Katsi's very,
he shares it,
he really does.
He's really good about that.
I don't often order too much.
But he wants you to know
what a great order he had.
Yes,
he does.
Yes, he does.
How good is that,
Bob?
Yeah.
It's good,
isn't it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I told you.
Yeah.
I told you to get the,
the chicken jimshy mishah.
Cutsi recommends a food place or if he picks a restaurant if you're like trying a restaurant,
every step of the way, he will be like, man, Bob, the service is really good here.
And now, like, man, Bob, the coffee's really good.
No, like, he wants them to do good so bad.
Like, they would have to deliver an awful meal in order for him to be like, no, this place sucks.
Now, if it's me that recommends it, he will nitpick every single thing.
No, that's not fair.
Ticket?
Ticket.
Does he not?
I don't know if I knit pick every little thing.
It'll be like, yeah, it's okay.
Like, it's all right.
He's got, he's got a lot more wiggle room for places or people that he has brought into the falls.
In my defense, I would say, like, 90% of the times I suggest something, it's normally good.
When it comes to food.
You're very good with that.
Yeah, that's one of my high strong points.
I hate to shut us down, but we got to head over to Ricks now.
He's got a surprise.
He's got a surprise for us.
So he's were able to fire a pot in.
I thought he would just tell us what it is.
No.
Like you'd do the surprise in reverse?
told us on the front end
and then we'd have to figure out what time to go.
Ladies and gentlemen, a ton of content to come.
I think we're going to try and get Rick on the podcast tomorrow.
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