Bob Does Sports Podcast - Bob Does Sports Talks NFL Week 2, Plumbing Issues And Breezy Chicago

Episode Date: September 20, 2023

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We were finishing our jersey mics while putting in an order to ticket on McDonald's today. Like, we had the sandwich in the hand. 10 cheesy gourdi-a-trump. To the man for Virginia. You know, we got a char deer for prestige to plumbing. Oh, no. He did some pretty hefty charred, like, $400. And it took me a little bit to realize what that was taking.

We're back here, another edition. Another edition. Podcast, that is. What were you doing at Air One? My girlfriend loves Air One. She goes almost every day. It's the best place that you can get sushi for $30. And there was a grand opening of Air One in P.

And, man, I tell you, dude, it was the craziest circus I've ever fucking seen, dude. there were guys in cold plunges, there was a DJ, there were women half, you know, wearing no fucking clothes dancing around, people drinking left and right. But it was for an opening? It was for a grand opening of Airwant. And for those of you who don't know what Airwant is, it's a grocery store. It's Whole Food on steroids. It's Whole Food on steroids. And you would have thought I was walking into Coachella because this place was popping off just for an Airwam.

Have you, Joe, have you ever been to an Airwam before? I went to the one in Venice. I went once and it was ridiculous. It's nice. It's nice, but it's nice, but it's way overpriced. It really is. It's like you can find items there that you'd find at other stores. And just because it's Arawan, it's more expensive.

I'm like, I literally saw those granola bars at Trader Joe's. Well, maybe not Trader Joe's because they have their own kind. But I saw that somewhere else like Whole Foods for less. And Whole Foods is pretty good too. Whole Foods is good, but Aeroon's got to be. But even a lot of food is. But even a whole food, if you do like a full shopping, like if you actually do your full grocery shopping at one of these places.

I never spent $100 easier. I almost think everybody just goes in and just picks a few things. I almost, I mean, there's big boys out there that are actually doing their full shopping. I saw a lady had a buggy in Aeroon. What do you mean a buggy? Like one of those buggies that you put in? I'm like, this woman must be a multimillionaire. That she probably is.

If you go into Aroon with a buggy, you don't got a care in the frigging world. What do you mean by buggy? like an actual, like a shopping cart. Like a cart. It was, it was packed to the fucking gills. Yeah,

well, they know, they do have, yeah, they do. I thought she, like, she, like,

her own car. No, that's what I'm saying. She had one of those, like I'm saying, if you see somebody with those carts full, they're spending a bag. Bro.

I spent $100. I had like three things in my hands. Dude, we walked out of that air one. But I will see the raw bar, or the hot bar. It's great. It's great.

It's great. There was a line around the fucking corner. There was a line around the produce section. It was just a snake of a line. It was huge. I would have been waiting there for an hour. I think there is like that placebo effect to it though too. Like, and same thing with Whole Foods.

Like if you buy meat or something from Whole Foods, I don't to say that it's not good, but it's really not much different if you went to like Rouse or something. But mentally, when you unwrap that, that like the paper or the meat and stuff, like when the book's pitching and stuff, you mentally like, man, like I'm eating really good tonight.

Like that boars head wrapping or something like that? Yeah, like there's a certain placebo effect. Dude, I will say I walked into the fish second. I've never seen salmon look so orange, dude. Yes. It was unreal. I'll give that. Their fish looked good.

Sockai? Well, I don't know what it was, but it was just, it was just like a more red hue. It was just like a cut of salmon. It was actually a tangerine. He was high as a cut. I was tripping balls going in there. Socki, it's always going to be a deep ruby red.

Okay. Dude, so I walked out in there. It is. I'm not making that up. No, I believe. That's why it's funny. I got that red hue to it. Down you blow.

Dude, so I walked out of there. I spent $120. They, it was one bag. They gave me, you would think, if I went to a Ralphs or pavilions or if you're from the East Coast,

a giant or, you know, a super fresh, $120 should get you five bags worth of items. It should be two weeks worth of food. What was the items?

We got olive oil, a couple lemons, couple of avocados. Some sock eyes salmon. Bison? Oh, what you get in Bison? Why did you get bison? We were going to stir it into some pasta.

And, um, elk meat. And there was elk meat, right next to the bison. Right next to the bison, there was elk meat. And I said, I said to my girlfriend, I was like, should we go with the elk? And she was like, we're not there yet. And so I said, all right, we'll go with the bison. But it was one bag. I had a couple lemons, couple of avocados.

$119. It's absolutely. That's un-fucking. Now, by the. That ain't worth it. Trader Joe's is good. A place that's, Trader Joe is fantastic.

A place that's still going to bang you, but you'll get a little bit more bang for your buck. Tickets's doing a shirt change here, and he's going to go to the Eagles jacket, believe it or not. By the way, you know it was one of our fatter moments we've had in quite some time. We were finishing our jersey mics while putting in an order to ticket on McDonald's today. Like we had the sandwich in hand while I was telling you what you were in order. I had to do nuggets.

You gave me that smirk and I'll have to do some nuggets. You gave me that smirk, I was like, all right, let's ride. I was going to say no, and then I was like, we're rotten. Chicken nuggets can never hurt. You had a Jersey Mikes as well? We sure did.

Because you made it seem like only Joe was eaten. No. My thing is, I can't, I can't. Like when the Jersey Mikes comes, he waited like 20 minutes. For me, if the food's there, I have to hit it right away. Yeah, I waited a while. I can't do that. I can't wait.

Like, when it comes, like, it's so excited to the driver, I can't hold off on it. Like, I got to go into it. And then I'm kind of jealous that I didn't hold off on it when I smell it. And then you have it. And my experience is done. You're sick, man. You know what I mean?

You're a fat kid at heart. Sure am, man. You're one of us. Yeah. In an imposter's body. No, I will get chubby again. Now, Chicago coming up this week. Yeah.

That's exciting. Yeah. Yeah. It is. It is. I've never been to Chicago before. I'm super stoke. I heard that that Portillo's or Portillo's place is pretty good.

And then there's, what's the pizza place? Oh, Lou Malnattis. Malnottis, yeah. That's what I heard. I know. I got lit up on the last podcast because you're like, where are we going? We don't know. Well, no.

We've followed the ideas. And then this past week we've all been messaged by a bunch of people on where to go. It's good, yeah. Yeah. You know where we're going to be dining the best and all on. They really look for it. They really, really do it. It would be Smakes house.

They really will. What's so? What? Why is that funny? You think the best food in Chicago was Smig's house? I just think that the spread. They better be going to air one for the produce. I think it'll be similar to what, like, we got at Joey D's.

That's what I think. I think it'll be a, I think it'll be a good spread. I do too. There's something to be said for a home-cooked meal, which is what we're going to get there. Yeah. But if we're talking about a steakhouse. Yeah, that Chicago Cut sound. Chicago Cut.

I don't think we're going to have time. We're pretty weird. The tournaments are fun, but like, when we go now, it's like, full-on. Like, there's a pre-party. which is so fun. We get to go to 5 Iron, which is sick. And then the post game,

and like all day, Friday, it's going to be a fun one, but it's going to be early and often. Yeah, I, the pacing,

I always tell myself that I'm going to paste. The pacing's kind of out the window now. I don't think you can pace yourself at these. The Miami one? I thought the Scottsdale one, you were more blitz. That's what I meant.

Yeah, that was. There's that Caesar. Yeah, that was. No, but Bob was pretty hammed on the,

on the first one in Miami too. I was, but I remember having to say, say a few words at the end of the Scottsdale one. And I got the mic, and I remember thinking of the mind of like, this could go south. Like,

this could really, um, thought it held it together okay. It's nice, usually a lot of times grow guys on the micke emcees like in the end. Perez is emceing this. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. We'll see how that goes. No, I actually think you'll do a great job. Totally. I just, I think it's more so like how, how blackout will he be.

But that'll be. be funny. Like, it'll, it'll play. It depends on what Nick you're getting. Are you getting Nick? You're getting Linden. Getting fat. Yeah, dude. Well, speaking to Chicago, the five of us, for the first time, are going to be playing a hole together.

Me, Jet. I think I'll be fond. You know, sometimes, and we'll be moving around more for this one, but we all kind of, on the other tournaments, we've all gone to our own holes and, like, you guys will kind of visit and whatnot. This will, I think we'll be seeing a lot more of each other. It's fun kind of to, like,

the other ones like when you guys would come by and you tell me like how banged up joe is how his hole's going how perez is doing if he's banged up and like you like check in on each hole this one will be seeing a lot more of each other i think throughout which will be a fun ride they're always fun man this is this is a it's a cool thing that we get to do and now we've done it what this is the fourth installment so we've done it in three or four different locations which well Miami will end up being running it back but every single place we've done has been so cool Scottsdale to Miami, New York. I mean, the people who come out there, like, amped up.

It's awesome, man. It's really, really fun. Yeah, and, you know, I do got to give shout out doing things, who's our partners and all this. They make it to where I couldn't, you know, we've talked about it before, but I couldn't fathom having to try and set up this golf tournament. I remember me and you had a call one time

where we were going to try and set up our golf tournament. Could you imagine if me and Joe, that would have been Firefest. I think fireflies actually It would have made ours look pretty That would have been an absolute horror show Good on us for thinking about it. But you know what we're good at what we are

And we're not good at what we aren't so And that's where doing things comes in And they've got a great job with all of these They let us come and just do our thing Thank God because like Bob said We would be in for a wild ride If we were planning it But no it's really cool

And I think too what's really cool to me Is seeing like the people who come back So we've had like, people come to like multiple breezy tournaments. And so you build like a relationship with them. And then you just kind of get to know them. And it's a lot of fun, man. I mean, I think we're going to do a bunch next year too. I'll tell you the, yeah.

What I kind of want to do is like, is like, Barstle does a good job of this like where they announce the dates. Like to start the year, they announce all the different locations. And then you put it all out of once, I think would be kind of cool. I like that. Yeah. Rather than like do it like spur of the moment. Not to say that we don't do it, right?

We really do. We do a good job of it, but like to release all the dates of where we're going to be a year in advance. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah, that'd be sick. I can't wait to see when we do that hole together, the jet with people lined up, waiting to see his tee shot? There's going to be people lined up when we're on that hole. Yeah.

To see the jet line up and take that shot off the tea? Usually, like, even me, like those tea shots, usually I get nervous to shit. But I think I'll be so buzzed up at that. that point. You'll be feeling it. That it won't bother me as much. But like any other time, if we had like a big crowd around, I'd be shit and bricks. Shorties, I remember when you do that.

Shorties, we're going to have to be playing this year, too. Oh, you guys are playing at Shorthy? We're playing it. Bob's going to be taken, and I will be taking multiple shots. I think you guys were hosted again. Surrounded green with people everywhere. Oh, there is going to be bodies. What do you think the over and under is on someone getting hit?

Somebody's getting hit. In all honestly, something's getting hit. Is it like one, one and a half? I think one and a half is a good number Because you got to think If you miss the green at all It's a scurry If you miss it at all

It's yeah but the holes aren't long though They're not like 200 yard holes They don't need to be joey They don't need to be long Thankfully I got the new wedges Oh my Lord It's gonna be But look it'll be fun

I mean we've enjoyed having that But yeah there's definitely a buzz to Chicago Also a lot more people too Something that I love with the tournaments is sometimes you hear where people have come from and some of the places that people come from, we've had guys that have come back to back from Australia. That's wild.

Which is nuts. That's got to be the longest flight. I mean, there's got to be long. I've done it once and it's long. Did you have that? 15 hours. You have first class? No, I actually was economy when I was younger.

And my friend at the time made a bet with me while we were getting on the plane that I wouldn't get, that I couldn't stay in my seat for the entire duration of the flight. bet me 100 bucks I didn't get up once in a 15 hour flight you did that for a hundred bucks I mean it was a long time ago how are we just hearing about that I've done no he's I swear to God it was a 15 hour flight it was Vancouver to Sydney direct and he made a bet with me he's like I bet you

was like a hundred bucks that you can't stay in your seat for 15 straight hours I didn't get up once not to go to the bathroom not to stretch my legs I got up after I had like Charlie Horse well not Charlie Horse but I was like stiff as bored I didn't get up once. Somebody challenges me to a bet. There's some sick and twisted things I would do to win a bet. Yeah, you got that, you got that it factor in you. You got that dog.

It's a long time. That is a crazy. 15 hours. So when you got off the plane, I could barely walk, dude. But did the stream, was the stream just nuts? What do you mean the stream?

Like when you went to piss? Oh, yeah, of course. But I can hold my bodily functions pretty well. You know what I always try to do? Like you ever have somebody come up to the urinal next? Even you see you piss is longer. Like even if you don't know the guy, I always try and have my piss go longer than his piss. It's like a manly thing.

Like I want to like outlast him? Yeah. I had a guy literally the other day when I was like I. Bobby Ball streams. I'm gonna go toe to toe with this guy. And little Asian guy at the Munich course that I played with Fezzi. Did he beat you? He buried me.

I was I was washing my hands and then using the dryer and I still hurt his stream. No. Yeah. True story. Little Asian fellow But whenever you leave first though You just got to twist it

And be like It's all about getting out of here As fast as you can It's all about getting out of here Quickly and efficiently If that wasn't entertainment Playing the rest of the nine With Showtime must have been

I mean you guys have seen it on the On the channel I said to tick the other day When we played Trump He is one of the wildest people to play with And the most enjoyable Like it is I am cracking up

The entire Frickin' round It's a blast But he It's a amazing how long he takes and I've I've taken video to show him how long that it takes. By the way, I never used to really care too much about pace of play. I've kind of turned into a nut about it because I don't want to be out there.

Yeah, I've really. Five and a half hours. Yeah, I don't want to be out there for four hours and 30 minutes. Well, four hours is good. Yeah, four hours is fine. But four hours, 30 minutes. Well, that's technically considered an average round of golf is four and a half hours. Is that what an average?

Yeah. Like a long mile four to four and a half is like yeah I think once you start approaching five and then five and a half That's like outrageous the jet you go play around with the jet if you didn't have anybody in front of you and you go out with the jet You can get around done an hour and a half no problem He weighs not a single word will be said again and you know what I've really I've learned to appreciate it because it's like As much as you love to go out in golf and it's a blast like by the time you drive there you always get to the course you go a little bit early by the time you get back It's full day that extra 30 minutes extra 45 minutes I do care a lot more about pace of play

where I didn't really used to care and I think Binyaman did that. Binyaman's done a lot of things to my life, good and bad. He just don't give a shit. Guy don't give a fuck. You know what he wrote the playbook on and I really appreciate it? I thought I was good at it.

I am not nearly as good as he is. When he doesn't want to do something, he's got no issue just saying fuck you, I'm not going. And nobody asks any questions. Yeah, he never gets, he never gets questioned. I get questioned. I know.

You do? You do? If I say I'm not going yet, I get questioned. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah, but you know what? That's a good thing. That means people want you to be there.

Guess Jack can go fuck himself. But I'm saying, like, if you said, oh, I'm not coming out tonight, no one was like, all right, no problem. Yeah, that's true. You'd actually be like, yo, what the fuck? Nobody wants me to come out. Yeah, I guess that's kind of true. Oh, come on, Bob. You got to come.

If no one said that. That's worse. Because then it's like, well, I guess I'll just go fuck myself. Yeah. Nobody says that to Jet. But also if Jack. But I think because you could also be on the rare occasion. You can be persuaded not often, but on certain select occasions.

Whereas the jet, if he says no, like you just turn and walk. Yeah. There's just no question. You know he's not going to change his decision. You do a good job of not doubling down. You know if I say no. Well, because I've learned over the years. Yeah, yeah.

Some people will just not have it. That's what bothers me. Or you know, like when somebody... He hates it so much. When you're out with people, okay, and somebody says, hey, like, we got to run. Like, I got to go. And that person says, oh, no, stay a little. That person's already made the decision that they want to be there.

So that they don't want to be there. Right. It's time for that. You know who does it more than anyone? Showtime. Yeah. Oh, he's the worst. He's the worst.

He never, ever, won. wants to stop having fun. Do you remember at New Year's Eve when we were leaving and he chased after our Uber? Yeah, it was like right near like December or something like that. Oh no, it was Halloween. We were in our costumes. It was New Year's Eve. Well, that was another time.

That was another time. But New Year's Eve, he chased after our Uber when we were leaving. We had to work at like seven the morning. We turned around. Oh, yeah. That was when we hammered just chasing on. We had the New Year's Eve party at your, uh, he got left at Rocket Rogers house.

It was like a key area. Hey, Joe. I'm in the car. I'm driving off. He's like running down the street. And then I message him later. He's like, oh, don't worry about it. Dude, we kept the party going to like five in the morning.

He was day. I'm like, you didn't know anyone there. He's like, oh, no, no, me and Roger and all his comitas. We're all close now. I'm like, it's like a comitas. It's food. Oh, is it really? His amigos.

Amigos. Yeah. That's on me. He was like a, it was like a, it was like a full Latin party and like, Like, not a lot of people there spoke English and, like, they did things. They did New Year's. In somehow. There's a video of me going like a Cieto.

Oh, yeah. Cinco, four. Yeah. You're actually really good at Spanish. Showtime's like a chameleon, though. You can put him in a lot of different situations. Like when he came to Scotsdale. The Rick Ross concert?

Remember he at the Rick Ross? You put him at a, you know, a Hispanic party. Yeah, he's incredible. And then, you know, the thing about Bob is, though, I learned. a long time ago and I've told you numerous times that like one of your best qualities is you know when the party's over and when the party's over no one can convince you to stay. Yeah. And that was third stop for me a long time ago when we worked at the hotel together. We were drinking Bud Lights, I think, at the bar. He used to kill me. And well, I killed you one time. I was like,

come on because I wanted to keep the party going. I wanted to have a few more beers. The sun hadn't gone down yet. And he was like, nah, it's over. It's over. I'm going home. And I was like, all right, this guy's got a quality that most people don't. When he's out, when you're out, you're out. Yeah, also too, if I, when I feel, like when we, you know, we usually have a night on a trip where we really get drunk and we really go hard. When I get to the point where I'm thinking I'm about to black out, I won't let myself go black.

Like, remember in Jupiter when I was just gone? Yeah, you just disappeared. Yeah, that was wise. I was going black. It was getting away from me. And that's when I ordered $350 worth of Wendy. That was disgusting, dude. While I was ordering, I was like, don't leave it short.

Don't leave it short. Don't leave it. It's like one more bacon, ate or fry. Like, one more day. It's not going to. Like, don't leave these guys short. It's hard to order food for our group because, like, you just never want to order short. Well, even today.

I mean, you told me an order. I was bringing McDonald's over for the crew for football. And you guys told me an order, brought a couple extra fries. Yeah, that was awesome. Yeah, that was awesome. I knew this crew. could handle it. We have the I have the call with the finance team

every month to go over the finances of like the different charges. It's just, it's kind of embarrassing like the girl, shout out Victoria will say, she'd be like, all right, there's an Uber Eats for like $200 McDonald's and that's where Prez always like, oh, Popeyes, looks like Perez supersized looks like Perez supersized that meal. Coldstone

Xero. Extra biscuits. The tough ones are the ice cream ones. Oh, the dairy queen ones. That's embarrassing, dude. That's, that's tough. $72 on dairy queen. That's a lot of blizzards.

Sounds like Victoria's running an auction. Like, all right, we got a postmates for 10 o'clock at night. Looks like it was 10 tacos. Anyone want to bid on that one? It was that one. Perez, put your hand up. We got 10. Ground beef.

10. 10. There, yeah, 10. Taco Bell. But then. Ten cheesy gordita crunches. Go ahead and go right. Yeah, yeah.

So to the man for Virginia. You know, and then a ticket one time he had meant, you had mentioned to me prior to that call that you had a mix up that by accident you put a plumbing charge on the company card and plenty of time had gone by to where I totally forgot about it. Oh no. We're on the call with Victoria and she like, and I lost my My shit.

What did she say? She's like, we got a, uh, she's like, we got a charge here for prestige to plumbing. That's from the game. You need someone unclogged those pipes. Ask all prestige. Oh, no. Oh, no. How much was it?

Dude, it was a pretty hefty charge. Like 400 bucks. And it took me a little bit to realize that that was taking. And my God, did I burst out last? And why ticket had told you? And then I recall that that was tickets charge. So ticket looked like an idiot. If you're going to mix up, if you're going to mix up the card, do it on like a postmates order.

Do it on something. Oh, a gas run filling your car with that. Almost anything other than a plumbing char like this guy's pipes are real backed up. Yeah, it was tough. Oh, no. Yeah, that is absolutely star. And then, like, from the time that that happened, those calls have gotten so loose to where they're so fun to where, like, if you ever need to crack a joke, you just make a plumbing jar. It's just like, I love when tickets the brunt of the joke.

You are the worst. You stink. Things that aren't even that funny, you'll laugh that harder because it's me. Tell them about the fortune cookie, too. Oh, yeah. We got to tell them. I don't want to talk about the fortune cookie, Bob. I don't want to talk about the fortune cookie.

Come on. Tell me about the fortune cookie. We want to get a great story. All right. Well, it's a funnier story. Fuck, I gotta go to the bathroom,

but, but we're hot. All right. So we were at a place called Formosa Cafe. One of the, it's a great restaurant, great food.

And we all got fortune cookies at the end of this thing. And traditionally, things don't go my way. Things tend to go Bobby's way. And I, you know, so Bob got, you know,

fortune that was something like, you know, good fortune that's coming your way, expect more, times it by a thousand and you're going to get that. Joe got like big things are common. And then I open mine. We all do the drum roll. Like, while everybody has a drum roll, we do a drum roll. And I get something to the effect of, you know, if you're ever flying high, just remember to keep your feet on the ground because something's around the corn.

Just don't forget to keep your feet on the ground. It was like even if your friends are flying higher than you We were all We all felt bad at first We were like we were like tick it out I'm like taking it sound that bad dude And then I'm wondering like how could they put that like who's the dickhead who put that in a force Yeah

Don't ever forget if you're flying too high to keep your feet on the ground And everybody was like We were all like ah taking it's not a bad and I was like no you know what You stay You are the one Wicked. Tick was devastated. Yeah.

We were having so much fun and everybody was like, yeah, it's fucking, you stink. Just absolutely buried them. Yeah, I was buried. I was buried six feet under now.

But seriously, who puts that in a fortune? I knew what it was coming. But here's the deal. But you know what, Tick, you are, you're a budding star.

Your star. You really are. I'm going to make you style. I'm just trying to keep my feet on the ground here. Yeah. I'm just trying to keep my feet on the ground here. Yeah.

I'm just, trying to you know people have been so much bigger than you guys being behind the camera now like you guys are such a crucial part to the show and crucial not just from a behind the scenes which you are but now in front of the camera to where like now things have definitely gotten to a point now for you where it's like the ticket love is a real real thing man they're begging for more they get mad at me if if tickets not all those Gs and the underscores and the tickets you need a new Instagram I know I'm in the talks with somebody are you really

He wants a lot of money. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Is the Part 3 Poppy? No, no, no, it would be something along with like ticket. Oh. Arawan ticket. Airwant. Yeah, this guy wants a lot of money and it depends on if I want to dole out the cash for it.

What's the name of the handle? Do you think I should say it? Well, tell us what. On air? Yeah, get the people just tell the guy to give it together to you. All right. So it's the tick. Oh, I like that.

No, I like it. We call him the tick. Yeah. Is it all one word or is like a dog? It's one word. The tick. The tick. Yeah.

Yeah. No, that plays. Okay. No underscores. No underscores, no nothing. Okay. The tick is good. I think of the plays.

I really do. It wouldn't be my first five pick. Yeah, but it does play. Okay, but what are we talking about? What's the hefty fee? What's the dollar? What do you think the top dollar I should pay for it would be? 500 bucks.

No, I would go higher. It makes a big difference. For the tick? Yeah, when Jet went to the jet. It makes it. Oh, I would go higher for him. Um, a Gino. Getting there.

I'd go higher. I think it's, I think it's really important. Well, I, deduct all the cameos. I would say, not everybody's got the cameo.

I would say, I would say, 2,500. Whoa. You're close. You're really close. Yeah, it's a big deal. He wants three.

It's three. Now, if you could talk him to $2,500. He gave you an offer? Sure did. We could talk him down, though. I tried. $2,500.

I, so he went 3K off the bat. I hit him up. was like, can I buy her username? And he went, yeah, how was 3,000 sound? And I said, how's 500 sound? And he said, no shot. And then I said, okay.

I mean, and then I came back a few months later. I let it be for a while. I came back a few months later. And then I said, how's 1.5, like, how's, 500? When you came back after that time, like, what did you say, hey, man? Or was it just like, did you just hit him like with a month later? And it's like, how's one five? I did exactly that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I let him sit there for a minute, like, really think about what he did. How you been? Let's see, 1,500 for me. How does that sound? By the way, hope you've been well.

And say hello to your family for me, too. And they just hit me with the no, 3K. And he ain't budgeted. I think if you went to 25, you'd get, you'd get him thinking. This guy seems stuck at three.

He does seem stuck at three. If he let ticket wait a month. But do you think it's worth it? Do you think it's worth it? Let me know if you think it's worth it. Imagine we started to go fund me to get the tick for the tick I'd be wonderful a go fund me

for the tick the ticket oh come on he doesn't even let me see he doesn't have a single post oh that's no that's the ticket I can't get a hold of that guy that guy's too big big big to honus for me oh this guy's got some sauce let me see he's starting

to post US open oh this is not he was sitting on the fucking first baseline might be 5k now dude he's at the Pirate game. He's at the U.S. Open. What is that? That's Europe.

He's at City Field. Yeah. Oh, no. You know what? Yesterday's numbers, not today's. Yesterday's price, in today's price. Yeah, you're going to have to. Is there the big tick? I'm really trying to drop the big.

I've got the big right here. I don't want big no more. I want to get rid of that. That didn't get all due good start today. We didn't get off to a good start today. I'll tell you that. You suggest otherwise. Man, all right, well, let's go into a few Q&A's.

This is a rare Sunday recording for us, because football Sundays for us are religious, but Bob to Sports Football Sunday. Bob to Sports Football Sunday. Bob to Sports and Football Sunday together, everyone wins. Everybody wins. Q&A. All right.

First question comes from Ollie, Jallens 92. If you could piece together your best golf day, how would it go? Like, for example, you know, a course in Scotland, the views in Canada, clubhouse in Florida, food in Texas, you know, how would you piece together your best course, your best day? Wow. That's really good, Joe.

You want to go? Yeah, I don't know how, like, I would probably take, like, the views of Pebble Beach and then probably like the food of, I don't know. So let's say food. Food, I don't even know what to say. What else is there? Cause.

Shadow Creek, you could do food. I think Shadow Creek is, you already got everything you need. Yeah. Well, maybe say like the food service of Shadow Creek, the views of Pebble. And then what was the third one tick? Like the food views, experience, clubhouse. I could. That Trump Jupiter Clubhouse is, or the derouille.

one is nice. Yeah, that's really nice. I would go views wise Canada from what we saw in Canada. Yeah, that was unbelievable. Um, I would, because like hitting your ball off the T-box, I'm watching it go. Experience Scotland. And then honestly for me, Fuwa, this is going to sound crazy. But you're talking about just golf course food on the turn. The more parked chicken season rat. I know, I know one of the most outrageous. I know it's going to sound crazy. Oh my But Joe, when you talk about that food we've had on the turn, if you give me that chicken Caesar wrap every single time, it's the best, just that Caesar wrap to me is, it's the best in the game.

I kind of like the food that we had at Vancouver Club when we went there, when they had all the bagels and then the special. Yeah, that was amazing, but that's not going to be like, you can't get that on the turn. That was like a once, you know what I mean? That was great. I like the clubhouse at Moore Park, too. It's never packed. There's a TV there.

games. There's always someone there waiting to get me a oly or a glass of water. I like that. Also, too, the best thing me and you were talking about it is it's one of the rare golf courses where, I mean, I don't know if they would like you doing this, but they really don't care. You can sit down and eat and then go and play your other night and there's no rush and you just show up to see. There's never a line there. It's like you can just stop at the clubhouse for an hour and then just jump right back out there. There's no line. There's no one

trying to play through. It's fantastic. The only thing is sometimes a little inconsistent to where they don't have the Caesar dressing is in there they go a little light on the Caesar yeah god when it hits man that is ridiculous it is do you like it Joe it's the best I do like it I do like it I don't know if I would put as my number one food spot I don't know okay but it's good I'm not gonna do I get a shrimp cocktail on the seventh hole Shadow Creek is one of the funniest things I've ever seen how about us drinking Dom with Chucky on Shadow Creek that was wild that video You getting Dom Paranian on the course.

Chuckie, shout out back on Chuck. He had his business partners with him at Shadow Creek and they went ahead of us and we went Me, Joe, Chuckie's son and then his friend and they were still in college. Sweeney boy. We showed up to the 18th hole and he was pissed. All right. Next Q&A here. Next question.

Sticking on the topic of food here comes from Franny underscore lifts. Um, your go-to nacho toppings. If you're going to build nachos. What's the go? Okay, I'll go. I'm pretty simple.

I like, obviously, your chips on the bottom layer. You get a light layer of chips. Then you put the cheese. I like a little red onion. I like a little jalapeno. Another layer of chips. Another layer of cheese. Are we talking shredded cheese or like the nacho

cheese sauce. Just the best, no, the nacho cheese sauce. The sauce is better. Really well. The sauce is a way to go. And then not even close. And then beef and then more shredded beef and then more jalapenos. And then you know what you got to? Dude, that's

the side. What about black olives? I don't I don't like people who put the guacamole on top because then the guacamole gets nice and hot. It gets hot. I like my guacamole to stay cold on the side. I take my hot nacho and dip it in the cold guacamole. The sour cream and salsa too.

When you go to dump it in the guacamole, you're going to lose everything they add on top of the nacho. I don't think that's true if you know what you're doing. It's a tough thing. There's a way you can scoop it under. Yeah. And also, sometimes you got to take, it's a two-hand chop. You had to take two chips. You use one as a shovel and the other that's kind of hanging them both together.

Yes. Would you like black olives? I don't, I don't like olives on anything. What about sour cream or pico de gallo salsa? I don't like the pico de gallo, but I like the sour cream, cold sour cream and cold guacamole on the side. And shred of beef, or the beef is the way.

That's on top, though. Sometimes they ask you if you want chicken. I think beef is a much better play. It really is. On nachos anyways. There's such an art to it with the nachos of like making sure that each chip has cheese and like the cheese ratio is where it needs to be. You need that cheese sauce dog.

Yeah, but I agree. The cheese sauce is always with, there's some places and this is crazy to me. Do you remember the place Chevys in like the Tri-State area? There used to be a place called Chevies. No, I don't. It was a Mexican place. and they would, their nachos would be one chip and they would layer each cheap.

So it would be like one big chip. It'd be like eight big chips around the plate and they would layer each chip. And to me, that's not nachos. You know what's good too is some places, they don't do it very many places anymore, but like a taco salad where the bowl is the actual like, the tostitos shell. Sure. And then you can break it in.

Yeah, but you don't find them as much. I love those. Great. Those are real solid. Like a toaster salad. Yes. Yeah. I like that too.

I can get behind that. All right. Let's, uh, well, no. Oh, I didn't know what you're doing there. Um, do we do one more question? Do you agree before we move on with the double layer as well? Like, I think that's so crucial.

Yeah, yeah. I mean, you can't just have one layer of chips. You do double it. Cheez it. Yeah. And then you, yes, I agree. Jay Gleeson 90 wants to know if there will be a barstool rematch. Um, I mean, we would definitely, we would definitely be open to it.

For sure. I don't... We actually, we got very close to having a rematch with them. I don't think Riggs would have been there, though, which sucks. You need Riggs. Yeah, you want everybody there. But we got close, but Perez was sick as a dog, so we actually had to cancel on them. It was supposed to be at Moore Park, and they ended up just filming, like, a breaking 90 or something.

But, oh, yeah, for sure. As much as, you know, as much as we wanted to win that match, I'll always give credit to them as they really helped us. Like they really helped put us on the map. The first time we pulled up, they had like a whole team and like drones going and like audio people. We had never seen anything. They're like, what the hell is this?

We're like, this is wild. I mean, we didn't see any, we never seen anything like that. Yeah, they did first class and like you said, it really got us kind of on the map.

Sure did. Frankie to me, Frankie was the one who almost got me hired by Barstle. Frankie used to show Dave my videos when they would go to do the Peter review. So me and Frankie have been close for a long time. Yeah, I would definitely be open to it for sure, and I think you guys would too. Yeah, for sure. And your dad's know each other quite intimately.

Yeah, intimately, I don't know if you know how that would be the word. You've broken bread together? Well, he and my dad used to have season tickets to the Islanders when he was growing up in Long Island and they would go to, he would go to Borrellys before every game. We're going to Borrellys. Yeah, so me and him and then my cousin was the best man at Frankie's wedding. Yeah, me and Frankie, me and Frankie are. I mean, Frankie, he got ties.

That's my guy. All right. Last question comes from Bake Jerry 101. Jesus, his name's a great name. Will we ever get a Mikey V appearance on Bob Desports? Yeah, I mean, I would love to have him on. The thing is with Mikey V, and he's, credit to him, he's definitely trying to get into the game. You know, it just really doesn't golf that much, and we really haven't been.

He lives across the country. but he's now, especially being a breezy athlete as well too. Like I would love to have him on and he gets our vibe. Like that's why we're so close with him and that's why he's doing what he's doing. Like we really all jelled weather to where I think he'd be good. You'd think so, Joseph? Yeah, I think he wants to work on his golf first, which I give him credit for. He just started.

But I think like once, you know, like once he starts feeling more comfortable, I mean, to be honest, I could care less if he was like a great golf. Yeah. I don't think that that. I mean, we're not great golfers either. But yeah, I think at some point, you know, we'll see him. I think he brings a lot to the table. I think he's really freaking funny.

And I think if there's a way there, you could get us at each other's throats, that always enhances the overall. Yeah, I mean, might be, I think, for all of us now, is really turned into one of our best friends. It's crazy that it's happened through the internet, but that's the way, same thing happened with Perez. Like, that's, it's pretty wild. It's hardwarming to see it, to be honest.

You want to see him succeed. And it really is one of the funniest people. I've ever met. He's outrageous, me. He is so fucking fun. I mean, he would come with the vibes. Yes. He would bring a whole lot.

He would know exactly what to bring. I think so. He's one of the most, too. He's one of the most articulate people. Like his social IQ is off the charts. It really is. He's one of the most articulate people that I've ever met. And he's the man.

So we're going to be seeing him in Chicago. Again, he's a breezy athlete now, which is awesome. Breezy Chicago, come and keep an eye out for more breezes again. going to be rolling them out throughout the end of this year to the next year as well. Again, we're kind of just been on the run. We haven't seen the boys in a bit. Jets in New York, Perez and Virginia. But we are closing in soon coming down to Jupiter at the end of the year.

So we'll be able to fire these out weekly, which we're doing now and with all the boys. So folks, we love you. We appreciate you. We'll see you next time. That's another edition of the Bob Doe Sports Podcast.