Bob Does Sports Podcast - Bob Does Sports Talks Visiting Perez's Old Office, New Video Concepts, and The Milwaukee Meltdown

Episode Date: June 28, 2023

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We had the conversation while you were in the bathroom, and I got to know. There's rumors spreading around that when you eat a Cobb salad, you know how the eggs are kind of diced up and in different areas of the salad? There's rumors going around that you get every bit of the egg on your first bite and eat the whole egg. So, by the way, I don't know who pointed that out. I don't know who pointed that out. I don't know who pointed out. You're a sick fuck.

I definitely did that the other day. For sure. You're sliced so you can disperse them throughout the salad. I'm sorry the whole boiled egg I watched you put the fork right through all the slices and pop it right in last I checked we were in America but you're right it happened to be I was like yeah I was just I don't know I was I was I was just I don't know I didn't think about I just ate it you just wanted a fucking egg yeah I wanted an egg yeah horrible eggs good but then you you all the egg like

like all that you're done like it's a one and done that's it but I didn't why do I need the egg in the in the salad like why do I there's a reason that's there he's he's right But everybody's, there's, everybody's got personal preferences. Also, I didn't even think about it. It makes sense what you're saying. But I was just, I also didn't know I had an audience of 20 watching me to egg. You know what's crazy. But now that I do, I'll know not to do that.

I'm a fascinating young man. Everything you do like on one of these trips, everything is magnified. Everybody has eyes everywhere. It's horrible. There's phones everywhere. There's cameras going everywhere. You better come correct. Bob is a word by far.

For sure. For sure. You're going to get fucking off the last. waiting and looking for moments to capture. It's sick. It's to the point where like, it's like you're on like, you know,

rolling America's funny home videos and there's nothing you can do about it. It's just a nonstop camera film. Yeah. Yeah. There's eyes. That does add to the, the whole experience.

And I do think one of the things we talked about and I think that would be great is getting a rolling camera for these trips. Nicky Juice. Blogs? I think Nikki Juice. Cocktails.

Nicky Juice or Nicky Cocktails He's going to have to get the nod Yeah That's a tough look Poor young man Golly man We love you Nicky Juice

Another thing I want to mention On the food thing That fried chicken was the best fried chicken I've ever had in my life And I'm in the river Oh man At the Dawson residence You're talking about the river chicken

What was that place called? The River Market Yeah somebody messes To be River Market Yeah I got one of those too Yeah. Yeah. It was also the sides, too, but I think the best part with the fried chicken is when it's not breaded too much.

I think that's mostly the case with everything. When things aren't fried too much, same thing with fried calamari, when fried calamari is not, not bredded too much. Chicken tenders. You're chicken tenders. I'm not a big chicken tender guy. I love chicken tender. I love chicken tenders. Don't you prefer where they're more lightly breaded rather than like a huge coating of fried?

We could get a different answer. Yeah, I understand how you feel. I feel good. You want it. I like a crunch. Yeah, he likes a crunch. I like a crunch. I do.

Bob, you're more of a greener. grilled chicken kind of guy normally. Like if you went to like a fast food place and they asked you like grilled or fried, I would imagine like eight out of ten times you're getting grilled. Whereas I'm kind of more like Perez. 10 for 10. And I would go fried more often, which is also why I look bigger. I get grilled because it makes you think you're doing something good to get grilled.

That's more what it is for me. You're not. It makes a difference. Yeah, but the grilled is just healthy. My Wendy's order might be go down as the worst Wendy's order. It was terrible. Of all time yesterday. It was tough.

We talk about ticket getting the triple backer. Ticket went into Wendy's yesterday. He got it. He looked at me. He looked at me. He's like, it's what Dave Thomas would want. I was pulling out the multiple sandwiches that we had,

and it was pretty clear which one was the triple. He just felt. He just felt like. It feels like a triple. That's the triple. Massive. We were saying whether we were going to go in or go through the drive-through,

and he's like, Dave Thomas wants you to go inside. It does have a nostalgic feel. Bob, you have an obsession with Dave Thomas, by the way. You're always talking about Dave Thomas. Yeah, because I love Wendy's. Yeah, Fresh Never Frozen. Well, it's the only fast food chain where you know who the, like, who the owner is.

Yeah, and he just looks like a guy. Oh, you don't know Norman Mac MacDonald? No, I thought it was Ray Croft or something like that. It was Ray Crock. That's the best, but he banged him. I love, I love James. I love that movie. It's so good.

The founder? Yeah. When he goes to McDonald's, when he goes to McDonald's the first time and his brain, his mind gets so fucked that they're serving the food. No, I just ordered. Yeah,

it's unbelievable. Yeah, and he sees the golden arches and he's just absolutely like perplexed. Yeah. And he's like, where do I eat this? He's like, he's like,

wherever you want, he'd be in your car. You can go sit on that bench there. He's like, holy shit. Okay. Yeah, all right. He was like, holy shit. I'm going to steal this hole in

higher thing. Yeah, I'm going to bury him. I'm going to get that guy from the office, Ryan from the office, and I'm going to bury these guys. You're not in the food business. You're in the real estate business. That's right. I'm like us.

Not in the golf business. Speaking of real estate business. Hey, Bobby. Speaking of real estate business, we just got a chance to see the old Perez's stomping grounds. That was neat. We're going to talk about special. That was a trip down memory line.

Is that weird? for you going back in there? Yes and no. I go there every month or so, a couple months. Talking about his office, I assume. Yeah, we just didn't mention it. Yeah, we went to, for those who don't know, we went back to Perez's old stomping ground,

his old office where he used to work, and we walked inside of there, and his cubicle was blocked off by, like, red tape or like red, whatever they call the... Yeah, they see it the movies, and they had almost like a memorial of Fat Perez on. This cubicle.

Dead. Yeah. It did. It said where it started and then it said where it ended. And it gave a date. Fortunately, the date had already passed. Yeah. It was like a year out.

I would have been a little. I'm fucking worried. Walking obituary. Yeah. They're awesome. Like, I really enjoyed my time there. Obviously, this is a different ballgame. But you guys got a taste of why I could join a happy hour from that cubicle.

and drink beers and eat pizza. Who was the asshole manager that stole the beer? Was that the guy we met at the end? The telleride Jerry. No, no, no, no, no. He was on a call. We got in there. By the way, he's not an assort.

No, I know. I didn't mean, yeah, yeah. No, he was on a call. We passed by his office. He just, he was locked up. They were all really nice. Yeah. My favorite was the guy at the end who was like,

there's a lot of stories about this guy. You don't know, which kind of makes me want to go back in there and just like, a couple beers sit down and hear what they have to say. Oh, I would be picking their brain. Could you imagine? The guy in the office, and Perez told me on the way here that that actually wasn't a bit. I thought they were fucking around.

The guys whose office had the, that picked the frame picture of the most comfortable man golf and it's Perez on the couch. He, like, actually has that in his office. Like, you didn't just put that up before Perez coming out. I think he's the only person that purchased that item. We took it down from the store. You were selling posters? It was, yeah, it was not my idea.

No, it was cool. It proved not the right way to go. But, yeah, he had a different office downstairs, and he had it in there. And then when he moved upstairs, this new office, I guess it came with him. Yeah, you looked at him, you're like, you got an office?

Yeah. It was like, low-key and absolute, like, he slapped to the thing. He was a buddy-in-wise. He was like, why? What are you doing? I have, him and I have. He's going to the office.

This guy's got a shrine for Perez. Yeah. He's also about him and I have spiders. basketball seats together. The old buddy of mine. Oh, really?

Yeah, get a little shit. Oh, is that guy who sits courtside? No. We're, our seats are up.

You know, that's one of my favorite, one of my favorite videos of all time is that it's such a simple video. It's Perez sitting in the vest, court side in the spiders game,

just looking like the bad man. Smashing popcorn. Looking like he dropped a duffel off at one of their houses. And he's just sitting there like watching, it's one of my favorite videos.

Isn't he eating like tons of popcorn? Yeah, he's like eating popcorn. He's like he's just watching I am so jealous of Perez having his thing with the Richmond spiders. To have a team where you could just stroll up and not many people follow them and to be able to just walk up to the court there. And him having his fandom with the Richmond Spiders is something that I want so bad. Because I can't do that with the Hurricanes.

It's such more of like a bigger university and stuff. Like the Richmond Spiders, what he has going on with that special. Yeah. Yeah, I love that. I love that shit. I mean, yeah. Yeah, it's an interesting thing. We have to go to a game one time.

I would go. I would absolutely go. It's a wild place because, like, your standard fan has a, like, button-down shirt on, covered with a either navy or red sweater vest. Yeah. That's what you wear to a spider's game with cactus. It's like an almost football game almost. It is, but it's just, like, the average age is, like, 56 in there.

There's a lot of, like, like, when they're, like, there's uniform, clapping going on with the song, like people really get involved. But there's not a lot of hearing. It's a, it's a, it's the wildest non-wild place who ever go to. Well, weren't we going to throw out the first pitch at the, uh, Squirrels. Squirrels game? Yeah, I got a lot of pushback on that, so I never really barked up that tree.

But yeah, they had a homestand against the Akron rubber ducks this week while we were here. So, uh, I thought about. We drove by the stadium. Didn't we check? Yeah, it was like, that looks like a stadium from Tokyo, Japan. I didn't. He said it looked like the Juan Don Tigers played there. No, that's the Richmond Flying Squirrels. Yeah. Have fun. Go nuts.

Ticket, you had a minor league team that you got into when you were in Charleston that you and Bigger Ticket get into. The River Dogs. That's the River Dogs. Go, Murray's team. I had a River Dogs hat for a long time. I was so excited when he said there. There's a couch right behind home plate there. And every game they raffle off for people. to like sit on that couch and bill often comes down and sits on that couch with you to watch

the river dogs and like poxie in the ear gives you like a wet willie says not says right says it's like your head is like your head is skew yeah yeah he's a character he's a silly goose he says like he says yeah he says like made you laugh and he just starts giggling probably yeah he's so anti bill murray it's we're the we're the we're the whispers in your ear ain't nothing for free we're the we're the That's one. One. Are the Savannah bananas?

Were they there when you were there? Yeah. The Savannah bananas, they played them often. No, but the Savannah bananas, that's not like a real game, though. Isn't it like a gimmick? No, that's a real game. No, they were like the Globetrotters. Yeah, they do, but they do like promotional events with them sometimes.

The Savannah bananas used to come to Charleston quite a bit. Are they like a legitimate team? I don't know if they compete for the championship like the River Dogs do, Go Dogs. I don't think they do. No, they're more. Is that the model Go dogs? They travel. They go around that whole Southern Belk there.

They're huge. They did promotional shit all throughout there. They're huge. Yeah. They're big. They're bananas. Dude, you must love baseball. I do love baseball.

No, like, if you're on the Savannah bananas, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You must be like, I just, you know, I know I don't have the stuff. Right. But I just can't give this game out. I guarantee you every one of the Savannah bananas were drafted out of high school. Yeah. By what team?

The Cincinnati Reds. Correct. What is this? Savannah banana. What is that? You haven't seen this? You haven't seen it, dog? You haven't seen the Savannah Bananas?

No, I don't know what that is. It's a baseball team. They're like a minor league team. They're like the Harlem Globetrotters of like the minor league. They do a lot of dances and like, you know what's different. How are the Harlem Globetrotters still a thing? Are they still pay, man. Yeah, they still have TV commercials and stuff.

To be honest, I think it's the music. Yeah. Imagine how sad it would be. Oh, the do do do do. Exactly. See? See? He's about to buy tickets now.

Yeah, I might. What's the team that they always beat? That's got a suck playing on that. The Washington General. The generals. The Washington generals. They're just going into every game losing by 40.

And they know they're going to. I watched them smoke the generals once for 50 points. Didn't you. Couldn't miss a shot for four points. Couldn't miss a four points out. That was a little off the script. It was supposed to stay close.

The generals just had a poor shooting night. Have the generals ever won? No. No. It's the whole thing. Never? No. It's the whole point. Loctriders are a million and zero.

They're like Levar Ball. Imagine Katsy playing for the generals. Like, he couldn't accept the fact that he has to. to watch the game. Like he couldn't wrap his head around. Come on, guys. They beat us every night.

Yeah. I'd be pissed. If this guy doesn't start in some shots, I'm going to lose it. Boys, we have tomorrow, we haven't really talked about it enough. It's a video that we've wanted to do for quite some time because we didn't have Perez in it. And it really did well for us. And we didn't end up accomplishing it. Tomorrow we have the fireball challenge, which means...

Should we drink everything? No, we drank everything. We didn't... We didn't... We missed by one pot, right? Yeah. Jet, you're going to want to slit our throats tomorrow. I was going to tell the ticket.

I was going to tell the ticket. It's the worst day of your life. And I don't blame you guys, too. That's got to be tough just watching us just go, like just... There was one drinking challenge we did, right? Where they got pretty... The wheel... The wheel...

I'm sure it wasn't as bad. It wasn't. No, definitely not. This is a guarantee... There was a lot of nonsense out there that I was starting to get fed up with the Chevy. That checks out. Yeah. I remember that doctor's appointment to get to?

And I certainly never made it to that. You didn't. No, you didn't. Oh, I do remember. Tomorrow is going to, it's a tough one. But I'm sure it's 10 times. Yeah, especially when you had to all of a sudden had to drive us. That's right.

You didn't plan that in. Yeah. That's right. You're going to drive tomorrow too. Yeah. You both are. That's right. Oh.

Oh. I had a nice drive last night. Yeah. You got a little practicing. You're down to Bianca town. The Pank tank. By the way, you want to come clean on that?

On the way back to the river house, there's a sign that says Pianca tank golf club and I was this close to just cook and a right just to catch one last glimpse. That's the Twilight course, but I'd love to do a twilight round there. But yeah, I mean, tomorrow

we are going. You know, we and Perez were talking about it on the drive-in. It was like, it's nine shots of fireball in two hours. You know, in a matter of nine holes. Yeah. I'll do nine in a night, no problem.

But, yeah, I do nine hours. I'll still be back. Yeah, what is that bad? What is that bad? What was the score we did last time? Joe, but Joe, we were fucking, we were hammered. Yeah, Marshall Falk was there.

What was the score? We thought, we thought Xander Shoffley was Marshall Foll. What was the score you tried to be last time? I don't even remember. I mean, Perez wasn't there. I think we tried to break par. It was also a tough course.

It was Delmar. Yeah. Everybody knows those breaks are different. Tomorrow is somewhat tough because his greens are really fast. Yeah, boy. I would rather do the fireball challenge than the beer challenge. I would agree with that.

Yeah, because the beer fills up so much. It's a lot more liquid. Plus, it's way more liquid. You feel bloated, and it's just like you feel like a sack of shit when you're done. It's the same number of drinks. The fireball's not that bad. You just get a little drunk, you know? It's like, well, yeah.

I mean, I'll see how. Does it not burn up? Do you not feel like burning up in the middle? It's actually good. It's good tasting. It's not like you do. I'd rather do that than like tequila or something. And I think it's not nearly as. It's one of the few.

I think by far Fireball is the best tasting shot where you don't need a chaser for Fireball. Yeah, especially if you chill it. Like tomorrow we got to put those shots on ice. They'll go down way smooth. We didn't do that. We drank them in the heat of the freaking dead summer. I think they're also 60 proof and not 80 proof. Yeah, they're less.

So it's a little bit less. So it's not like a normal shot where it's like a beer. I think we're going to do really less than a nine beers would be. I feel good about it. Yeah, it's going to be. I'll never forget after we did the. first fireball challenge where I was sitting down dinner watching the Chief's Bills game

and we realized it was time to go where I spilled the espresso on my pants and I didn't feel it and I also I mush Jets bet which I still feel bad about to this day. That's okay and then I mean in my defense it was 13 seconds left for that school. Jet hasn't hit a bet since

I don't know we called the Ketka win two days early and you got to give credit for credit you didn't bet it yeah he didn't bet it he didn't bet it he didn't bet it should just go into consulting and not actually make the bets. I'm done. That's a good point. I'm retired.

No, I'm saying like when you don't make bets, you actually see the field much clear. What is the fun in that, dude? Yeah, sell your picks. Yeah,

I'm not going to be the guy on Instagram. Like, like, you know, I'm not being that guy. You ever have experience with, you know those guys who show up and then they go. Vegas Dave.

Like if you had subscribers that you charge you know who you're not in a month for? You know, you used to give out picks on Instagram. Was the big. Oh, the tickets? He did.

He didn't make... Philly's first five under. Burricanes, money line. Book it. You didn't make people pay for that shit, though. The Oakland Athletics. I know I didn't make anyone pay for that. Over five and a half rudge, book it.

Not like the... Bookies. Not like the only subs? I don't even know how I'd get back to that voice. I don't know how to... I think that voice was a byproduct of the cigar. That was a cigar voice. And very little sleep played up.

Yeah, it was a cigar voice. Tickie used to burn up two. cigars by 11 a.m. I was putting my body in harm's weight just for a little bit of clout. Smoke everywhere. I used to love with me for a matter of time and you know how I have outside on the penny of that little like saucer that I'd put like cigarette butts. It was overflowing within a matter of days. There was fucking stogie butts everywhere. It was wild. I'm so pissed you took those videos that. Aw, you aren't though. No, I am. No, you're like a cringe factor. No, it was not

That's like that. Yeah. He does. It's terrible. Bob does like cringe. Thickhead. For those at home, Bob does like cringe. For the record, I loved those videos.

I thought they were great. I was in New York. And I was like, this guy's got something. He showed me some video driving back from the river yesterday. I'm not going to say which one it was. But he's like, this is the cringiest shit in the world. He's like, you got to watch the shit. And it got to the point where it was getting really cringe.

And he's like, he's like, get into this shit. Me? Yeah. You put your arm out. He said, get ready for the cringe bumps. How do you get sick? You're sick. How do you enjoy that?

He was, he knew the part was coming. He's just like, here's the cringe. It's like he did like, like, so he shot the cringe into his fucking arm. It was just like, just basking. And I was like, damn, hell. I used to beg him to tell me the truth. And he's like, nah, man, it's good. Keep trying along, dude.

It was just for his pure entertainment. Even with the cringe to end. They were not bad videos. Like, they weren't bad. Just because he thought they were crazy. I used to watch videos and I was like, these are good.

Like, these are funny. Ticket goes to me, goes, I'm losing people so much money. I'm like, well, they're still riding you. I was bad.

I had a great stretch. I started riding you. Did you? I did. I did. I had so hot during much madness. There was a point where I got a really great two weeks and then the next five months were bad.

One of my, one of my favorite months. moments. March Madness was when Joey D. He had a March Madness Insider. It was a bookie that he met and Cutsi rolls out his first like five picks and it was like over five.

And then he just stopped answering the guy. He just left him. It was unbelievable. He ghosted the bookie. Yeah. If you saw my YouTube search history it is some cringe, cringe. I don't understand. And we don't

I don't have to say them, but I think you guys, we can all rattle off a good. I got your top five for sure. We're not going to do it. We're not going to go there, but. You like it better than, like, you, that's more enjoyable to you than, like, a good video. It's correct. You, like, you want to, like, you want the shit where you, like, feel like you got to look away, but you just don't. Yeah, I love that.

There's a reason why Bob doesn't watch movies is because he spends countless hours watching these videos on YouTube. Which, you know, occupies the majority of the time. Movies are good. He doesn't want good. He wants bad. He wants some terrible shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

What's wrong with cocaine bear? We should give him some of the worst movies he's ever made. It was pretty wild. You went to that movie? I didn't go to it. I watched cocaine bear and it was, it was terrible. Like, well, of course, it's what you're signing up for. You've got to know it's terrible.

Maybe we start giving him bad movies. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe he'll love that shit.

Yeah. Yeah, he might. Especially if someone bigs in it. Like someone's worst movie. Shark Nato. Like this guy, like, it's really bad. Like, he hates that he was in this. That's the type of shit you would love.

Bob would watch it just to get the enjoyment of the fact that the guy hated the movie. Back to Bob to Sports. Another great video concept. We won't say what happened, how long it took. And I think somebody suggested this to you. Somebody did. By the way, if you have, we're always trying to come up with different video ideas and concept. We get a lot of messages on what to do.

Keep those coming. We see them. We love seeing them. We're going to start crediting. Listen, this first one, we got lost in the sauce. Somebody, yeah. But you'll get a credit now. Well, just hit me again, and then I'll see the message from before.

Don't bullshit me. Don't be like, I'm the one that told you about the 15 under video. Because I'll see that you didn't message me before, so don't be an idiot. But like, if you did, message me again, I'll see you said it. And yeah. We had to go 15 under, three man scramble, 15 under. and see how long that it was going to take us, which I think it's an awesome idea.

It was, and it took about, it took exactly what we thought it would, I think. I think it did. I think we kind of almost guessed the amount of holes that it would take us to get there.

Yeah, I think it was on the dot. Yeah. Or maybe one after? Because there was a hole that we should have birdied, that we thought we were going to burn it. Yeah,

but I think before we were like, I think we got to commit to like this many holes. Like, I think this will be what it is. Like, based on what we normally do with the three-man scramble, this is like, this would be like pretty average what we'd expect and we fucking did it the best was like

ticket ticket wanted to get out of it so bad so so so so so when like we would make a pot like you could see ticket just like behind the cram and she'd be like this fucking guy he's never rooted for us on a video like you did that day because normally like it's nine holes he's in it for nine whatever he doesn't give a shit the put goes in and this is not his fucking problem but this one was like we'd make a birdie be like let's go yeah yeah he's like there's one part he's like you guys are 400 I'm like we're 500 Oh, bro, let's go. Or like, we had a funny

present hour in the cart. We're like, anything that is within 15 feet, tickets going nuts on the green. Yeah, you were. Like, tick, what's it at? He's like, just walks off the green. You almost killed him yesterday. Closest ever gotten to killing him.

Yeah, that was horrifying. The sound that it made was haunting. What do you mean the sound? We need a camera. I wish he'd see his face. The way of whizzed past my head. It was like 10 feet. It was like 10 feet.

It wasn't that. It was like 10 feet behind. No, it was 10 inches behind. I'd see you guys hit an approach shot and it would be like 10 feet out as a pot and then I'd see you heading back to your carts and I'd be like, fuck. It's a long way in. It's a long way in. Someone's got to drain that, man. Without giving too much away, though, there was a point where I never thought I was going to get the fuck out.

I really thought I was never leaving that course. We were there for a long time. It really was. It was like we were letting you down. President at one point He's like we're prisoners of this golf course We can't leave I need a napkin

I will say though There was a time when I was up on the green With ticket and tickets Like I want you to see what I see And like Cutsi was carrying up for his shot And he hits his ball And like you just have no clue Where the ball is

I'm thinking of myself I'm like it is frightening It's one thing about Cutsi If it's like a bunch of like Ricky Fowler's out there And like Roy's like If I stand in the back of the green, I'm not going to get killed. You're watching a bunch of like, these guys get, we can hit the ball anywhere. When we played with Good Good, it was fantastic.

I mean, it was, and you, I always see your shot pretty much. Normally when I see a shot going, I'll be like, tech. And so at least he has a heads up. But the sun was in my eyes on this. We saw it. There was a whole lot more in your eyes than just the sun cuts of you. But you don't know if it's like. And F.P's like, I think that looks pretty good.

And then it was like 15, 20 feet. Your eyes have had so much more than just the sun in it on this trip, dude. Yeah. It's been tough. The allergies have, that's why I'm wearing glasses right now. I've been body bagged by the, by the Virginia pollen and golden rod. There's some pictures. Cutsi, in our first round of the trip, decided that he was going to walk through a hundred yards of hip-high fescue grass.

To get a ball, which is just, dude, you just, you literally stirred up. the whole like everything into yourself. There is an ecosystem of golden rod and pollen that was just flowing in my face. You don't go in those places. And then he hasn't got allowed since. It's been tough. It's been tough. It's been tough. An eye wash like what are those like labs? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You spill a chemical and you go over to a little station. The eyewash

yeah. I feel like I have yeah, yeah, literally. Permanently lodged some pollen in my right cornea. You know it was a wild play from Cutsi, but they were so good. Cutsi getting the tossed buffalo wings at the turn to date of them. That was wild. It was one of the

most. Was it not a great play? They were fucking tremendous. They were absolutely tremendous. Ballsy golf course move with buffalo on your hands. Sometimes I'll be a little adventurous and sometimes I kind of reel it back. Like the other night when we

ordered from that restaurant near the River House, I just got a cheeseburger because I didn't know what to expect. But when I went in there before, in the golf course, when I went in there, I saw that the kitchen looked pretty, pretty stout. It looked okay. So I felt, I'm sorry. You know in the way, you got a good sense around the kitchen. He does.

Bob always ends up wanting what I order. That's true. I've never seen Bob place an order and then be, and then not, and then not be like, oh, fuck, I ordered the wrong thing. I've never seen. For a guy who, like, loves food as much as he does, he just takes L's everywhere. Yeah, yeah. If he gets a second shot at it, like here, right? What did you get here the first time we ate?

Chicken, cheese or salad. Yeah, chicken Caesar salad, which you always do. Yeah. And I kept telling everybody about this chicken sandwich here. You've got to go with that recommendation. Unbelievable. And you saw ours come out and you were like, damn. But it's the same thing.

You know, you had another shot at it. And you got the chicken sandwich and you're going to have it again today. He loved it. It's the same thing every time, though. We sit down, everybody orders 10 steps. The waiter's out there. Bob goes, fuck, I fuck this order. And then he's nervous all time until the food comes.

comes and he says it a hundred times and then he eats he's like Cutsi you bodybagged me again like you out did me again I've never seen Cutsi order the wrong thing I've never he gets the all we even the wings he ordered the wings I'm like what an idiot this guy is such an idiot that's why I had to come and give him one so he can see because I'm like you looked at me when I ordered the wings well it's hard to eat wings and then swing a golf course right right that's why I was factoring that in but man with how good it was it didn't matter no yeah there's some funny ass that that the funniest part about that video was there was so much antics outside of the golf. The golf was great. Every hole there was nonsense happening outside like with the wings and the food and the dancing.

It was it was it was a great great video. It's going to be maybe our longest video too. Cutsi rip in that fart while Perez's ball was on the way to the hole and then it just goes dead center cup. I just fell down. It was it was amazing. I feel like Bob with the the food a meal is so like such a big thing for you. that the thought of getting something that you don't like or getting the wrong thing, it's just like it's the worst possible thing that could happen to you for you to like basically lose a meal. Yeah.

You know what I mean? That like you end up not taking a chance. So true. So you just, the amount of chicken Caesar salads that you didn't actually want to order, but just couldn't bring yourself to take a chance on something in taste it wasn't good. And you basically,

like lost a dinner and like you'll never get that dinner back. Yeah, you know, this Caesar salad is like the life vest for Bob. It is. It's, yeah, it's, yeah, it's a safety net. It is. It is exactly what it is. But you like Caesar salad. It's a parachute.

Yeah. He will do the grilled chicken Caesar wrap because it's essentially a Caesar salad just in a wrap. Yeah, that's another safety net place. So if he sees that, that's an automatic order. I bet you they would do that here because they got a burrito, which apparently is very good. You know what, though? See, that's one of those things. I don't want to fuck with it.

I know the chicken sandwich is so good. Don't even. But yeah, no, when I, like, when I'm getting ready to go to sleep at night, I'm thinking about the meals the next morning. You're such a sick guy. Dude, I remember, by the way, dude, the first time, can I tell you something?

You think about food more than I do. Yeah, you love food. And I'm, bro, the first time, the first time I met you in New York, the first trip we did, whistling Strait's, I was losing my shit, right? Because I had no idea what I was doing. We were going to the middle of bump. fuck nowhere and and to film and I remember you we were talking on the phone before and you you were

like we were talking about Bob the sports it was the first thing we were ever filming and the first conversation we had regarding Bob's first and Bob was like yeah we're going to do whistling station then he's like and just think about how good we're going to feel at dinner that night when we sit down and I'm sitting there like this fucking guy is thinking about the dinner after the event we're filming I was losing my shit and he's like yeah but we're going to feel so great after we eat dinner and I'm like are you fucking kidding me it's the second satisfaction of the video that makes dinner better. That's why he wants the video.

It's not for the video. It's to make dinner that much better. Everything is just a way to buoy the meal. It really is. It's bizarre. It really is. He's going to enjoy this chicken salad so much more. He's going to say, he's like, how good is this chicken, the sandwich taste?

No, when we just knocked a pot out. Yes. That's exactly what it was. That's exactly what it was. That was crazy. Yeah, that was exactly what it was. And I was so, like, that was the first time I was like, I'm dealing with a nut job. I was like, I'm about to get, we're about to do this.

And he's a crazy person. Makes the food more flavorful. Yeah. That he achieves something on the fun of the thing. That's exactly what it is. So true. Bob always says how crazy we are, but he is absolutely just as crazy. Yeah, he's nuts.

That's why, though, when the food sucks, when he put all that work in with the podcast or the video. Yeah. Wasted. It's wasted. Yeah. And he shuts down, he goes to bed at 9.30. He does. He's just like, well, you know, if I go to bed now, the next meal will come a little sooner.

You know what I mean? He returns to his chambers, bang some cameos, and calls it in nights. He's like, he's like at eight. Six will come much quicker. And I can eat again. He's like a sports team. So true. So I can't deny any of it.

I even. I think it I said I was like I'm so hungry but if we finished the podcast the hamburger will taste that much better I think I said that to you I think I said you're sick guy dude you're a sick guy man that's why you wanted dinner later yeah you wanted you wanted to eat a later dinner because you would have hit the podcast would have been done yeah fucking crazy yeah and then the thought of rushing dinner is just a disaster yeah can't do that so now I do just got to mention jet mentioned Milwaukee which also leads me to the Milwaukee meltdown which

go down, go to in Bob. Bob just flipping, go for it, go for it. It was the first ever video that we were about to send out, and we went to the airport. It was me, my girlfriend at the time in Jet, and we went to sit down, and Jet just opened the laptop

just to start editing the video. He didn't really even dig into it at all. He just opened the laptop, and you just saw it building and building, and he just threw a fucking fit. This video is going to fucking suck. I have no idea. idea is fuck this fuck that I'm out real it was the Milwaukee mouth it was the Milwaukee

mountup but let me let me give you so for for reference I'm an anxious guy by nature most of the time okay so I was losing my shit about this first video we had to do that I didn't know how to make we I sent we went to the airport and I sent like a clip in to to to somebody to like watch and they there was like a lot of negative feedback early it wasn't even negative it was like it was like yeah it's fine just changed this and I was like oh boy that's the best I got yeah so I can't deny it I I had a meltdown in the Milwaukee airport like like I was like I wasn't eating they're like here eat I was like I'm not fucking eating the shit I'm never gonna eat again and it was just it was it was it was bad

but that's how I learned well I won't even give away the secrets but yeah that's how that was how that was a defining moment because it changed I remember my girlfriend looking at me and she was like she goes, what do we do? I was like, I don't know. It's our first episode. I think you just got to let him go. No, and I remember you not giving a shit. You didn't give a shit to the,

you were laughing your ass off. Yes, you were. Because it was funny to you. And to be honest, that gave me like a little like comfort because I was like, all right, if this fucking guy doesn't care, then why should I give him fucking shit? Or like, if he doesn't,

if he thinks it's funny, maybe it's not as big of a deal as I think it was. Imagine Bob took. The video, then, yeah. Why would you be? Yeah, but you know what? It just set the standard where that's how it was forever. He always finds a way like he knows what he's doing.

He wasn't giving himself enough credit. He knew I knew he knew what he was doing, but he plays up that he has absolutely no idea what he's doing, which just isn't the case because I've seen him do it time. I knew he's going to get it done. It's like when he says the video is going to be the worst thing of all time. Totally. But he knows it's not.

I think it was it was the smallest thing and he fucking erupted. And it's forever known as the. I was, I was, I had. Yeah, it was, listen, it was a Milwaukee meltdown. It ended up being an iconic moment of Bob does sports. I'll always remember the Milwaukee Meltdown. That's fair. I always remember a lot of things, Bob.

Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, it's been a great podcast. It's been even a better trip. Much, much more to come. A lot of content on the way. Gear up for that fireball challenge. Tomorrow, boys, be ready to rock and roll. Keswick Hall.

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