Bob Does Sports Podcast - Bob Does Sports Tell HILARIOUS Old Stories

Episode Date: October 9, 2026

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Bob does sports podcast. I'm your host, Robbie Berger, live from Bob HQ. I've got my friends Joey Colcutz, Fat Perez, and the jet with me. And today, we're going to talk politics. Who did everyone vote for in the last election? You are a wild, wild. That was good. I just went off, dude.

Yeah, that was good. The air pops. Now they am. I got, by the way, enough is enough. No, but I've, I've seen. see I'm listen here but I see the comments I understand I'm getting fat of course it's It's it's time. We got to we got to turn this franchise right like enough I heard in the mirror the other day and I said Bro I look does yeah, but he's thin his air force though he wants you to be that I went I went I went I went I went I went I went I went I went I went you see that he'd be like yeah

I it's time it's time especially and then I got to look at nutty coming in who's weighing a hundred you you weigh a fucking I'm probably I don't even want to say how much I weigh right now we were talking about I haven't looked but it's not good like 249.2 the other day holy shit you're still a little more than me you're also a lot of inches taller than me a lot of inches longer than me so you're crushing people have been saying like you know bring not to Bob to Sports I was like yo let's get none in this video this video and now it's just like yeah no I don't think it's gonna work out yeah too skinny no no

I'm joking. I'm Joe. I don't like my guy's fat. That is a lie. I think your tree trunks have gotten a little bit smaller, too. You know what? Wesley Brian and I had a conversation about that the other day. He said it's...

You look great. He said what I'm really sad about is your knees look a little bit more normal. The first time I saw it looked like it was just like a tree stop. You know what Yandel said? It looked like I had goalie pads on it. Yeah. Yandoah. He went.

A couple of Bauer Supremes on the old fucking shins. Can you believe the. goalie pads on this guy is that what he said what a literally straight up just rocked me what a piece of trash and I had already lost 25 pounds at that point when he said it so I thought I was

yeah I was kind of feeling it a little bit you know what I realize you know what I realize it should be a known fact for it's not that Bob likes his boy's fat he likes to laugh so he just needs he needs to giggle every once in a while so for him he thinks seeing like a really fat guy is like funny But, but, no, no, no.

I mean, but hang on. But hang on. But at the same time, if one of us walked in with like a clown nose on, that would work too. He just wants to giggle. That is true. Yeah, that is true. I'm not saying you think fact guys are funny. You know what I was saying?

If you're doing something, there's a skinny guy doing something and then there's a fat guy doing something. The fat guy's way fun. It is. Way fun. Can we be on this before? But did people say, did you get that like, like when I lost weight 100 years ago, people were like, you're not going to be. It's the most offensive thing ever. They're like, oh, you're not.

gonna be funny yeah you're not funny anymore like bro what the fuck does that mean in a fat guy i'm a fat guy yeah you're not a guy no oh i forgot to bring your shirts god damn it oh the lulu ones i got some lulu shirka did that by the way did that come back you just get that fat ass forgot it well no i got banged lulu wait wait i thought you're gonna follow up i i followed up but they're sending me on a scavenger hunt so i just started lulu banged you cause he bought me a nice birthday gift a gift card to lulu lemon and And I went to use it and they said this card's already been used. And I called them.

Listen, listen. I called on me. It's not on me. I sent him in fucking email. I called them on. You know what? It's all about the gesture, you know. No, no, no.

I shouldn't have said. I didn't know. He's got a Lulu wallet that he pulls out. I can't turn this out. No, he did a really nice thing. I called them. And then I also, I came to find out that Lulu Lemon gift cards are shady. Like people are doing shady shit or there's scammers that are getting.

So I called them. And I said, hi, I had a gift card. I said, how are you? How's it going? How's your day? That they go, what email did you sign up with? And I gave them the email. And again, this is going to sound, you guys are going to be like, oh, Cutsi scammed you.

I know he didn't. They said somebody called and changed the email. Little do you know, Lucas Closet. No, no. I'm almost certain. I'm almost certain that there's a scam going on with Lulu Lemon cards right now where, like, people are buying them. And then there's somebody on the back end doing some shady shit. Because I looked it up.

People are getting rocked by Lulu Lemon. Yeah, I'm moving for it. Did you say somebody was trying to sign into your mail account? I had multiple. Was it around that time? Well, I'm seeing this on the back end now, so who knows? Joe is so unfazed by so many things. We were in the car driving to Buffalo.

It happened to me where I'd seen somebody trying to get into my account. It was fucking World War III. Everybody was getting a phone call. We got to do this. Teddy's on the line. He gets a call. Everything. And Katsi looks at it and he goes

Somebody's trying to get in my email Fucking clown He's from like Malaysia or something I'm like that is fucked And then he's just on to the next comedy He's like fucking clown Scammers are getting better over time And I have concerns over the

The AI scammers that are starting Scammers are getting good You'll get a text that's like Hey bro you left like the stove on Click this link to fucking you know turn your stuff I'm like oh fuck like they're getting created iPhone spying on you Hey, you fat fuck, click here to fucking lose some weight.

I don't really read many text messages anyway, so they could get me. If I actually needed to click something to avoid that, they could get me big time. I worry about my dad. My dad sent me a thing about Connor McGregor fighting John Jones the past seven days. I'm like, that's not Dana-Woff. And it's not going to happen. Yeah, it's just like, dad, it's just not going to happen. I'd see Connor's done.

Yeah, I mean. He's fighting one more time, right? Yeah By the way In Ireland they like hate him I saw a clip of He's hated In Ireland the guy's like I'm from Ireland

He's like oh Connor McGregory he's like Fuck that guy I saw the same clip Yeah He just wanted to He got political Well but he also did some He was there were some allegations against

Oh yeah In court and they might be I don't want to I don't know the truth about The thing that Happened is And that people don't talk about Their security footage Of him

cold cocking completely blindsiding like an old man the guy's sitting at the bar in the pub you're a fucking UFC fighter you know

those hands are fucking weapons yeah I mean you just fucking Porrier was taking it out on gate agent yeah yeah it was but you know what though

and that was a really bad mistake no he didn't it was really bad it's gonna be bad he's a good he's a you could tell he's a good human being

he is his apology he's a good person who made a bad mistake. He said he's laying down the drink, right? Yeah, and apparently he has. He, he, you could feel it. He's a, uh, I really like poor, I get something to say. People are acting on the internet like I'm dead in the sense of, with my golf game.

Like I saw a clip. It was like, um, was the YouTube golf highlights were like Bob used to be. That was direct. That was sad, man. And you know what? I knew with how bad of golf I was playing. I knew I was like, okay, you're in for a tough month and a half of videos. starting from the LeBron one.

It's not fully done yet. You have redemption on the way, though. I do. I'm more motivated than a comment. But you know what? The people that do it, they really, they want to see me succeed. So to them, they're just, they're deflated. Yeah, yours people are cheering and rooting for you.

Whereas. I don't think people, I think people are really rude. That's not the case with me. They just fucking hate my swing and my golf game and everything about me. I'm going to come back firing. And I never said. in your corner. I'm gonna come back.

It's a different situation. Like people are like disappointed because they want you to do what they want to celebrate with you. Whereas it could be the other end. But also too, they are they in their fairness. It has been so bad that I understand

where they're coming from and I think it's coming from a want to see it better. I'm gonna start firing. But people are getting angry though. Go ahead. Yeah. I also think people have a skewed view on your game because they think you play every day.

Yeah. You don't. No. And also. Also, what we see off camera is like, oh, it's in there. I know. It just has to make its way to the camera because, like, the other day at Bear Lakes, you hit it pretty good. Yeah.

The day we played at Trump, you hit it pretty good. He's like, he goes, people don't know you don't play. People, he goes, Bob doesn't play every day. And then he's like, we've played off camera for six and a half straight. No, no. I mean, that's just a couple examples. I know, I know. And, like, I've seen him hit it pretty good.

And it's like, you know what I think has helped? I used to spend When it was really going bad I would go to the range The range the range the range Without like going out Rather than playing more rounds Now I'm playing more

I really I hope I can give it I feel a turn I'm more motivated than ever And I hear the people I also want like I hear no offense to you Or any of us

But like Maybe you'll just never be a scratch Like people have People play for 50 years And are a 17 handicap the whole time It's not the crazy easiest thing to not. Also, you have improved.

Now you're in a low spot. But since you started, even where we started the show, you're well improved since. People would the prize picks line be on you breaking 80 next time right now in this moment. I think it's probably not. 7, 8x. No more, like 1520.

Yeah. What I'm coming into, I've reached such a low that I'm turning into kind of fuck it mentality where I'm going to just go out of fire. Maybe that helps. But you are right. But at the same time, I do think it's gotten so bad where I cannot.

They were given you those like Derek Rose montages where they were like, you know, remember when I know. I was like I was dead. I will say though. Rest and peace. The clips they had, the swing looked really. Yeah, it looked good. They did. The hole in one and then the swing looked very clean and fluid.

Yeah, he's like, your swing back then was such a more simple, like actually. swing, I will get back to it. He'd a clip of your swing the first time you played with with good, good guys, and like, it looked pretty good. Where do we play? It was at the old, don't say, not the Palm Springs trip, it was at the par three, the old El Segunda. That's right. Yeah, God, you're good, man.

No, FP today, FP is in Punta Conno. That place rocks, by the way. That resort, we did a trip there with golf breaks, and I, is that teeth of the dog? No, no, it's close. That's the Dominican. It's toes of the. The cat. We did stay in teeth of the dog, though.

It's, uh, it used to be called the Weston Punta Kana. On Instagram, it just says Puttukana Resorts. I don't know if there was a name changer. It's still the Weston, but it fucks. We could be headed there soon if we get some anytime touchdowns tonight. Ah, the Willie Babie. Can I also add one more thing? This one's actually not about myself.

Nut and did you watch the Nut and Jet video? I just saw the clips. I don't watch it yet. I think it's arguably the top five video this year. I saw the clip of getting, which is so true about ways, how old will send you to Iraq to save you five minutes. And then you not knowing. Northeast Southwest. Like not even an idea.

It's pretty wild. You don't know what direction that is. Me, I'm with them. That's, uh, well, so I, I know that never eat soggy waffles, northeast, southwest. But again, my issue, I'm going to sound like a more. First of all, I don't know any of that asked Bob questions. And I just like silently am like, but what a fucking idiot. I don't know shit.

But if you told me to walk north now, ruddy, I think it's that way. No, that's so. It's the other word, right? So to me, how can you, to me, that's going to be north, that's east. But then what happens to Jersey? But what if you turn around? And if I turn around, that's north. I know.

That's the same thing. That's New Jersey. I'm telling you. I don't know without seeing the sun. Because I know how I drove in here. But fuck your car. I like. But that's just memory.

Like this is the east side of the building. Uncle Nick used to always ask. So am I heading east on this street or west? I'm like, I don't fucking know. My dad. So if I'm on Donald Ross, do I go southwest? I'm like, dad, like, we've been doing this for years.

All I know now is like towards Miami is south. So I can give you south and north now because we're north and Miami is south. So down is south. I know that now because they talk about, they talk about like South Florida is like a big thing. My dad used to pull out a fucking map when we were driving. No, before MapQuest. My dad had the... No, Ram McNally.

Yeah, the Atlas. We'd drive... Like, they make the maps. They make the map. They're in Skokie, Illinois. So, um... The Atlas. He would pull, like, if we would drive from Chicago to, like, I don't know, Ohio or whatever.

He would fucking pull out the map. And it's like, if you fuck a turn up, like, you're in the ocean. Yeah, there's no rerouting. I know. I know. And even with MapQuest, there was no rerouting either. If you missed the turn, you had to find your way back. I remember when I was still, when I first started driving, I would go on the computer

and I would look up the directions and I would print out. Yeah. I would print out the directions. You had to keep an eye on that odometer, dude. And then they're like, hey, mile and a half. Like you're going to X. They would have the little icons. There are times if I missed a, if I missed a turn or if I'd have to stop at a gas station,

and be like. And then go in and ask, yes. I never battled that. But the earliest version. of Apple Maps sucked. I don't remember that. Dude, they couldn't get you anywhere. I believe it, though.

They could get you to Cupertino. But now, yeah, they could. Yeah, that's the only place. Now, I like how it tells you what lane you need to be in. I didn't know that. Like, if you're turning left somewhere, it'll tell you to be in the right left. There's two left-hand turn lanes.

Yeah, if I would be in the right one because you're turning right now. I didn't know that. If you're going to the airport from your house, do you put the... No, not the airport. I drive to the airport a lot. Do you?

Do you? No. I just stopped putting it to the sorrow. Now, if you drop me off in somewhere... That's tough. That's tough. That's tough. That's tough.

To sor the exit's tough, but you know which highway to jump on, right? You're getting on the turnpike. I get on a turnpike every time. I do want to go back to talk about myself. I was on Nutty's page. I get it. I had a great time.

Which thank you for that, by the way. It was great. Great video. Thank you. I actually took it very seriously because he's like, you have to feed the guest feeds nut once. And I was like, this is, I got to feed him. So I went and I got to feed him. I don't know. Have you ever had potato cougal?

It's like a Jewish, like, delicacy. Yeah. I gave not some potato cola. I went to Boynton Beach to get it. No, I was already in the area. So it was that night we went to dinner at that other Jewish place that you love. Yeah, that's where we had Cougal. No.

Yeah, we did. We had that, like, flat potato carpet. Yeah. Yes. So prior to that, yeah, it was delicious. It was unbelievable. It was like biting an air potato. He liked it, though.

It did. Very much so. So, and, and, and, and, and, no. It was the highlight of my I had a great time. But he enjoyed my food that I gave him and that's, that was, that was great. Then I proceeded to just, I wasn't so lucky.

I fucked mine. What'd you give him? Well, I said something to the Gordash to the golf course and I sent it to the wrong course. He said it to the wrong address. So you had to go inside and get a hot dog or something? So we had to get something on the fly. He got me a shrimp po-boy and let me tell you something.

I don't even know what that is. Let me tell you something. I hate shrimp. But what I was originally, I hate po-boys. I was going to get him a Taro bubble tea. Oh, that would be, that's fucked. And then I was going to get them those Korean

Calbi short ribs, which are fucking fire. We'll have to ride back. And I was so pissed that they didn't fucking, well, I fucked it up. But I was so pissed because I really wanted to do that. What did you give him? What did you give him? No, that wasn't a thing.

When he went to give you a pizza, I was like, don't be pepperoni, don't be pepperoni. Oh, because you know? Yeah, I knew he was. And it had hot hot. And I still, I still ate it because it was delicious. His wife made the greatest cinnamon rolls.

We drafted that night and y'all had them again. I was drowning in those things. They were unbelievable. I was supposed to be there. You were. But when I fed Joey because he was the second person, they didn't give us utensils. And he was just knuckling through some vodka pasta.

It was awesome. Through vodka pasta? He was like from Aura. That's awesome. I think I was scooping it with a tea or something? No, the chicken. Yeah, you did do something with a tea, but. You took the fried chicken and scutri-polliday single-handedly gave me my signature go-to cheesecake factory meal that I ordered the other night when we were in...

Can I say something? We were in Columbus and I had to message not because I was like, what is the name of the dish? I know. You know what I'm going to say? Yeah. What am I going to say? You hate cheesecake factory? You think it's going off?

I've never had it. Oh. I had it one time. He went the other day. With that one wire. Whoa, whoa, whoa. You never had it, but you had it one time. Sorry.

That's like when he said, I have a lot of it. had McDonald's and the last time I had McDonald's. We never been there. He had it delivered one time when we were on a trip. I've never been inside a cheesecake factory and I've never, I don't even remember what we ate there. It's awesome. I think cheesecake factory is like a fake, nice restaurant. It is.

But I will tell you, cheesecake factory is pretty consistent and always very good. I think it always is. It's like an ale house. It's just like a more expensive like ale house. True. But my family used to go there all the time. It's cool how many options they have and the options they do. They play it well.

It's fine. 38 page menu. Yeah. That's their big, that's like the meme about them. Different appetizers. It's fun. Don't get me wrong.

But it's not, the food isn't as glorious as people making it. For what it is, it's good. I fed you the, I don't know if you remember. I fed you the Buffalo Blast. Yeah.

You remember those? Yeah. Those are great as well. You wouldn't like them. You fed me a really good sandwich too that you had picked up from like a local spot on like the seventh or eighth hole. It was on the,

the Derrude Sandstorm hole. Turkey club? Oh, it was unbelievable. Did you tell him to get me that? No, because I, go ahead. Yeah, no, he dropped it off. Very nice gesture. He dropped it off for me.

I'd been wanting him to try it. Oh, it was one of the best sandwiches I've had. Oh, is that? See? No, when he dropped it off, it was very good. Is that mango arcado? Mango Mercado? Yes, yes, yes.

It's very inconsistent. You go and you get it sometimes. I only had it once. When he dropped it off for me, it banged. I gave it a really high school. I had it yesterday. You just dropped it at his place? Well, I'd been wanting to try it, and I know him.

He's not on DoorDash, so he's not going to walk in there. Right, right, right. And I was sitting there, and I was like, is he home right now? Text him, he was home. Dropped it off on the doorstep. Really? Not like that. He'll make some, um...

That's, that's really good. They also do a, um, like a rotisserie chicken. They do, like a half rotisserie chicken, which is really good. Yeah, their salad's been, sometimes it hits sometimes. The salad's not. Yeah. But, you know what, rotissory chicken hits every time. CR chicks.

See our chicks. I do a C.R. Chicks. I do it. I love C.R. Chir chicks, dude. They throw you a little like cucumber salad on the side. Oh, no. Not me.

A little side pasta. You have to get sides with the artisan. Yeah, I just get green beans, but I'll get the, uh, it's a diet meal, though. It's a, that's a, that's. Cucumber salad? But it's probably got some white sauce in it. It's got some shit in it. Yeah.

Yeah. Now they have a good meatloaf too. See, I've just never thought. No one could ever tell me. No one could ever tell me. Like, uh, you know, you act it up, right? We're doing meatloaf. Really?

Yeah, meatloaf just never excited. me. Hey, Mom, meatloaf. Not punishment dinners, but the meatloaf was like the, you know, we're doing Mike Burgers running a tight ship over there. Yeah, we're doing meatloaf tonight. Like, I just, you know, five of class. That's like, that's like a meme dinner. That's like, it's... That's like, it's...

Yeah. My mom'd be like, we're doing. Everybody's thrilled. I agree. I was never big on stew. You ever have that crock pot chicken? Oh, yeah. That was the old... Oh, yeah. I just, the memes. I just think about memes, though. Yeah. When mom made the crock pot chicken? Rockpot chicken's good. It's good. It's good. It's good, but people, people shit on it.

You know what's going to come out, which is going to be tough? We were talking about the Northwest thing, and it made me think of it. We did the meet and greet last week. Guy came out, and now everybody comes up and does they ask Bob. Well, but can we do to ask Bob? It's fine, but it's like, oh, boy, here we go. And I haven't seen yet. It's definitely out there.

He goes, Bob, what does Pemdos stand for? Come on. And I so confidently, because I've heard it so many times, I said, please excuse my dear and Sally, that's always what it's meant to me. That is. No, he means like the mathematical terms. Correct. And I go, please excuse my dear and Sally. He's like,

okay, I'm like, that's all I got. That's what was always my thing. And then I realized in fairness to you, math is like lame as far. Can you get that? Do you know? parentheses. Exclamation? No, exponent. There it is. Multiplication,

division, addition, subtraction. I didn't know that. How were you taught that in Canada? I just always knew parentheses. My dad's math teacher. Parentheses first, then any exponents, multiple patient additions. I was so bad at math.

They had to make like a special class. I think we're very similar. I just get away with it. People are like, oh, Bob's an idiot and they just forget that I'm there. But he's the first wall of defense. Yeah, exactly. And like, I think because I like edited the videos, past tense, they think that, They think I'm just smart because of that.

But I really, they had to do like, I was in like all the low, like, they had to create like a special math class for me. See, that's hard for me to believe because we've done all these Bob HQ videos. And hear me out, almost every single one, you've either come second or first. But it's not math or science. I understand what your knowledge is very spread out. I got a good memory and I know a lot about sports. You were a good speller.

You had good trivia. If you throw math or science at me, it's game on like a multiplication table right now. Terrible. I got I got on my I we took the ACTs in Chicago I don't want to fucking like expose myself I think I got a 19 out of like 30 6 I think you're I consider you to be a very smart person of course But not if you put a book in front of me I'm cooked same

But but but it said like they when you get it back It like says what level you're on and I was solid but in math it's like you're on a fourth grade level Yeah not to pump your tires but you to me are an all around smart person I'm pretty observant You're absurd So you have the social And then you also have the academic In my eyes

Academics Hit or miss Math I'm very good at And I actually think PD social Is underrated I don't know about that PD

No there's some things He can be so bad at Where it's like what the fuck No where it's like What the fuck But then if you sit down You talk to him There's things that he picks up on

Or knows Yeah he's pretty smart He's definitely a smart guy I also He's just weather His life, he can give you some great life. He just doesn't care. Your Instagram name is correct.

Stupid. Like, he's one of the smartest people I know. Yeah, but there's different levels of... Especially when it comes to marketing. No, but there's different levels of intelligence. How to do that. Bob's, like, book smarts is terrible. But I've often said,

I have never in my life met someone with a better wealth of emotional and social intelligence than Bob. To put him into a cart with a complete stranger on a whim, and you can have them wrapped around your finger within seconds. That takes a certain level of... No, I'm talking... Go ahead. It takes a certain level of intelligence that is... Like, intelligence is...

It's measured on different wavelengths and different ways. Like, your social intelligence is through the charts. Like, socially, you could go to anybody, whether they're like a complete stranger or someone you know or someone you just met whatever, and you can have them right where you need them. And that is, that I would argue in life,

well, I mean, you're not an accountant, you're not in fucking finance, but in life in general, so much of what we do is based off of fucking relationships and connecting with people

and to be able to have that as a skill set is such a huge asset, which is a testament to the success that has been built off of what you, what you do. This is a great episode. You are very good at disarming people. Like we've had like, if somebody is like very,

like we've gone into either videos or met people who might be a little like tight or like what the fuck's going on here or like a little guarded and by the end of it they're just eating out of your dick. It's like, it's unbelievable. Eat not, my bad. Did I say dick?

I meant the palm of your hand. I meant the palm of your hand. No, they're eating out of the, I meant the palm of your hand. The bottom line is most people. Yeah. There you, yeah, go ahead. Most people root for Bob,

which goes back to what we were talking about. Palm of your hand is what I meant. She's on one today. Most people root for you, Bob, which goes back to your original thing why people are getting upset because they want to see you succeed. A lot of people don't root for other people.

So, you know, I'm a classic. I think I need Nottie. I wasn't even, yeah, you're another guy. I wasn't even, no, he wants Nuddy to compliment. No, no, no, no, no. I thought that's your turn to you, give him a compliment.

Nuddy's direction in golf. Nuddy gave me one bunger lesson. It was good. Nuddy knows how to speak to me. He sure doesn't know directions, but maybe something else. It is time to deliver, man. I think it's been pretty... People have asked if they notice when you eat something, you play better.

So I think if I came to a break 80 with a little bit of breaking bread in there and just kind of fed you, small things. I don't want to weigh you down, slow you down. I think if I just do a couple things at you, you would start really good. Break bread, parentheses, 80, parentheses with a twist. Or just breaking 80 with a twist. Breaking 80 with a twist. Yeah, yeah.

And the twist is a breadstick. A pretzel. Custis, I know it says brilliantly dumb show up here. Could you just do one pan camera so they know we have a Bob does sports podcast sign too? Thank you. Yeah, and that brilliant numbshow thing is breaking down. No. But go follow the Brillantly Dumme show.

Yeah, they're going to put like a whole set in here. We're going to upgrade this. The brilliantly dumb show has some hard. Like, you guys got some occult following that show in a good way. I have in a good way, but in a slightly scary way. Go ahead. Is there ever going to be air conditioning in here? You know what I'm?

Yeah, we just have to get the pinball machine in first. Somebody turned that big ass fan in the hallway on and just opened the door. It reminds me. Remember when we went to FP's office to do a lot? Oh my God. It was like we were, it was like my first apartment in L.A. It was fucking. Oh, my.

God. My first apartment, there was no AC besides the bedroom. The pink counters. Dude, the pink countertops. It was a hand for that.

I was never there. I was never there, but I used to get videos from there. Dude, he had so many, like, of those standalone fucking air conditioning units.

It looked like we were in an episode of Star Wars and they had droids everywhere. They were just, like, positioned all over. It's true. It's so. And they're all just blowing hot air.

You remember ET? Finally were they're trying to, like, revive them and there and there with the masks and there's all these fucking units. That's what it looks. like in there. Ladies and gentlemen, Bob does sports

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Joey D. Somebody made a song about Joey D. and he's like, it's like the parody song about how you line up incorrectly or something. No way. It's a hello Langley choosing Texas, but it's like... You can tell, by the way, he sets up to the golf ball or something like that. Oh, you know, it's so good. That's it.

He's going to shake it, I can tell. Yeah, dude. He's going to shake it. I can tell. Jaybone and his girlfriend are in the car like, he's on Texas. Leave it to Jaybone to know, he probably knows lyric by lyric. Some of the top. The old tip of the cap.

Yeah. And you know what's going away? which I would like to bring back is like the Lamar Jackson when he goes and covers the camera. I tried one too, but I don't, I think you cut it. Oh, can't. The new thing. Something on this one? This cover, Pop.

Hey, oh, that could just let them do the more. Yeah. There's a new thing with, with, Nuddy, there's a song. No, they just say free stream them. There's a song by GZ called. all there and it is becoming like the main montage song and I am just dying for someone somebody basically you say something funny or it shows you something

and then they cut into that song listen I'm not I would never ask for a montage but that would I would cream myself you want to know why they called him MJ exactly and then it cuts you broke boy not yeah it's incredible it's unbelievable I knew Nicole Kidman's song is fired Nicole Kidman is making music No, but it's a song is called Nicole Kidman. It's a fucking bang. By who? By what I said it's you afterwards.

See, now you're going to get a compilation of you with that song. Every time I. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My breast did in a corset and it's so. Yeah, yeah. It's a horny song. Yep. Is it?

Yeah. The world is my buffet. Fuck yeah. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Oh my goodness.

Jay will always pick up a song that's like trending and put it on his fucking On his like when he does a what do you call it a story a photo carousel Dude I'll be like he'll have a rant I'm like where did you get this I think I get him off Tickricks later I hear the song for the first time Yeah Spotify is only TikTok songs like it's tough go little rock no come on I I listen to like good hip hop Taylor Swift has a new song called um called um called What's up, folks? It's your guy. FP. I want to talk about the sponsor of today's podcast, Seekekek.

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song it's everywhere fuck I can't think it although everybody's playing it on their stories I try to dig deep into the bag like eight to 10 years plus for a photo You got a big rap regimen to your, like, song. Oh, Nuddy knows, yeah. Nuddy's code out. You're just like fucking fire on something. I'm like, what is it? Sometimes you post that old photo of yourself,

and I just imagine you walking through, like, the hallways of school just, like, listening to just, like, that's, you walk aflame. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're good with the carousel game. I, you know, forgiven flowers on this podcast. Oh, no, he's the king. I learned from him.

He's the king. I love a good carousel. But I don't know where I didn't, like, invent that. People were doing it. I just felt, I felt. I felt that when we were going on trips, I was like, we're getting so much content and people, like, want to see the behind the scenes of that.

So I just started firing a mile. The goal this year was to do a photo dump a month. Yeah, the Mikey V. You need to realize. Just four dudes. From that month, by the way. Not his. His carousels are just four dudes talking about photo dumps.

Yeah. See, I care. You want a tip for how you can put the song and stuff audio in the video. How? I don't want that. Well, if you know, I want that. He had a lot saying Jay Bone what up and he needed the music. With the music.

You post it and then you go to edit afterward. You add the song. It keeps the audio. Bob, you put one carousal out one time. It did like one billion likes. Yeah. With LeBron. Why don't you do more?

I should edit it. Because I gained more followers from a photo dump than I do. Are you going to hear both? Who said so? Oh, yeah. Yeah, because they go. Because if people swipe Instagram thinks they're just like obsessed with your shit. That's true.

So they start sending it to everybody's, it shows up in the real. When I get caught up and though, you have so many options. Like I can't. I know. I know. It's like being at a buffet. Yeah. It's terrible. I think that's what he does.

Yeah. It mixes it up. There's no new. You'll also put one random photo that has nothing to do with anything. Yeah, but there's no theme to it. I'll just be like a fucking picture. But sometimes I'll throw in like something that's relevant to our show that I think people find funny. You don't take, you just take videos.

Like you probably have no photos on your phone. That's just like zoom ins of our faces. I take the video and slow down the video and then I will screenshot that too. Yeah. I will do this. I don't think there's enough Like this guy Nick that we have now coming in

Like it's great Every time I look at know There's just a camera Did you meet him? I thought you're talking about Nick Vanilla I was like Beth Boys Bad Boys too But there's just not enough content

That we can get me He's now He's not crazy athlete Yeah You paved the weight For Breezy athletes I have Mikey you I think I mean

Yeah Mikey but I mean More so from a YouTube golf Two minutes till I'm promotion Just saying One o'clock I'm just gonna throw it a little bit Oh, yeah. When's this video coming out Friday? So the Garrett Clark against Fat Prez video is out, and boy, we had our A stuff that day.

Melosi's really, really funny. Unbelievable. He's hilarious. He's so good about that incident that he had last year. Yeah, he's so funny about it. He just cracked. We drove by the 10th hole, like during like a prior day, we're just driving. He's like, good memories there. And he's like, he's like, PTSD. Yeah, it's so good. No, I like it because you can give it to him about.

Yeah, he's great. Who do you think Mason Nutt is the most... I'm going to do some promo. Underrated YouTube golf personality. Who's a guy that you think that when you hang out with him? Because you hang out with a lot of YouTube golf. Who's a guy where you're like, man, like, this guy doesn't get enough credit? Ben Hadden.

Yeah. I've never met him. He's a really good guy. I think he's very... He's a great golfer, good-looking guy. Yeah, I think he's very creative. He's very good at golf. And his humor, some people might not find him to be very funny.

I find him super dry. Yeah, you like that shit. I love it. He is a crazy swing. And he gets a ball on buying. He carries it like 335 yards. But you can also like get golf nerd with him, which I like. But yeah, Ben Haddon, I would say.

So he's got it all. Yeah. And I mean, Ben Haddon is not like, I would just say he's underrated. And then a guy who's overrated, just kidding. No one to do that to you. That's an after conversation. I'll start thinking on it. Yeah, please.

Do you have another guy that you think that's underrated? Can you give me one more? I never spent time with him So I'd be curious Underrated I think he's probably Like kind of made it now But for a long time

I thought Ryan Ruffles was pretty underrated Yeah oh yeah Absolutely Because like we filmed with Ryan Ruffles A couple years ago before the lads It started and all that Yeah And

I enjoyed it Because he was Ryan Ruffles And I like Ryan Ruffles a lot I'll give you my most Underrated YouTuber Is it a golf YouTuber? I guess you could call it Hang on, hang on, I'm going to drill.

I'm going to get this. Hang on. It's kind of, it's obvious. Don't, don't overthink it. Yes, he technically is a YouTube golfer to a degree. And I think he's the funniest guy in YouTube. Please? Like, I would say at the internet invitation, he's the funniest guy at the internet invitation.

Pound for Pound. Oh. Keith Yandel? Keith Yandel. Oh, okay, yeah. Yeah. Keith Yandel, pound for pound. Some of the shit that comes out of the thing.

his mouth. He's very quick with it. Oh my God. Yeah. Very, very quick. What else do you guys want to talk about? We've got a few more things to talk about. Oh, the Yankees. Let's talk about the New York Yankees. How are they doing? Oh, Bob. Don't do that to Bob. We were going to go to New York. He was shocked. I said, yeah. Yeah, me and y'all were going to go to New York and do a whole Yankees stay. I was really looking forward to it. And that would have been today. We wouldn't have been able to hang out together, not?

That's true. I'm sure they all would have been really bummed about that. We wouldn't have I've been able to film that HQ video this morning. Dude, that was one of the harder things I ever. It was funny as fuck, though. Yeah, that was real. I thought I was going to be good at it. I really did. I said down and I was like, yeah, I want to be good at this.

Why you keep coming up with ideas for the HQ stuff? We steal. The internet is there's a lot of like, you know, game recognizing game. Game recognizing game. I also like to link where we got. Like, if we're taking an idea that's been done before, I like to throw a little link at them out of respect. Good for you. A little tag.

I also am afraid that they're going to come after us. So there's that. But, yeah, just keep it up. I'll keep talking. This is good practice. Yeah, go ahead. I just wanted to make a request for an HQ video. Yes, please, sir.

I want to do that tortilla challenge. Tortilla? What is that? Holy. What is the tortilla challenge? Hang on, let's start over at tortilla. Tortilla. The hell is our silent.

Tortilla. Tortilla? Tortilla. What is the tortilla challenge? Where you have water in your mouth, you smack the person in the fucking. I'm not playing with you. Bob, can you imagine how funny that would be? What about the ones where you just sit and,

There's no tortilla. You just sit there and somebody's talking next to you and whoever spills the beans. They have a lot of like foreign grandparents read like English phrases. Oh yeah, yeah. They have the kids sitting there and they can't read and they just start spraying everywhere. Joe at the mean, I'm down for that.

My grandpa went viral on one of those. Well, how do you decide to smack who, like is it each person? Don't you, isn't if you get a question wrong you get smacked? Yeah, I think so.

Yeah. Dude, Joe goes, we had these little have a day decals at the liquor store and the lady comes up And Joe, you know, signs the can. He goes, would you like a deckle? And she goes, what? He goes, oh, no, he didn't. Would you like a deckle?

That to me, they're decals. Stickers and decals. Decal? He calls it decals. Decal sounds crazy to me. Wait, decal. Yeah, it's a deckle. And you know what?

It makes sense. Wait, to hear what kind of coffee he drinks? Wait, what kind of coffee do you drink? Decc half. Speaking of Deccle, that reminds me of Sam Decker. Let me tell you something about Kyle Singler. It's really sad to see what's happened He was the greatest screen slipper of all time

Nobody slipped a screen Quite like Kyle Singh He would screen and then he'd be at the bucket And the ball So there's another I wanted to show you these TikToks today They play a game where like I'll say Is there being here?

No that was fat I would know They'll say like Minn Ruffles Burger And now you have to say either his number his school or what team he played. Oh, I like this a lot. But then how do you carry on after?

Seven. Seven. Seven. Okay. Then I would Zay Jones. Because he wore seven. Oh, this is. I wouldn't. The numbers fucking out. Now you've got to hit me with his college or what teams he could. Zay Jones. I think of Zay Flowers. Zay Jones, you could go like, uh, Jaguars. Jaguars. Yeah, Jaguars. But then you just go.

Oh, I get it. Okay. That's awesome. Not he was playing that, um, Immaculate Reception game or whatever that I just can't Get behind. 82 and O. 82 and O where, like, you pick athletes and rosters, and, like, I've just never been able to get into those games. Oh, yeah.

They randomized what they would do. I used to fuck with Wordle, though. You ever play Wordle? Yeah, I wouldn't, I didn't love Whartle. I liked the sports whorkels. Is that, like, Boggle? No, wordal is like a cross, no, wordal is, there's a word of the day,

you guess the word. Five letters. And based on, they tell you if you got a letter right, and if it was in the right place. Do you ever play that team Boggle where it's all those, I used to play boggle where it's all those. I used to play boggle. back and then you hit the thing and then you have to try to make as many words as you can

out of the out of the squares that's a fun one gets you thinking that's what people used to play board I don't think kids play board games anymore yeah you never play board games somebody somebody else somebody ripped on me I did a video from my car and I had a garage door opener and they're like Bob are you ancient like you still have a garage door opener I'm like when did that go listen my car is bulletproof dude do you have a garage door opener but how are you supposed to get on your mirror I've got it's on your mirror I've got I paired it to my garage, so I click the button on my mirror, and it opens my garage. Your car, 100% has it.

Wait, there's a button on the mirror. Dude, you could probably say, hey, bulletproof, open the garage, and it'll do it. Whoa. How do you get in the garage if you don't have a garage door? No, I do have a garage door? Modern cars, it's built into the car. Yeah, there's a T-box car. What do you mean?

How does the car do they know what garage you live in? You go, you park up next to it, and click the pair button, and then you hold it. Oh, okay. Oh, that makes more sense. I'm not. You got a new garage. Correct. I don't have that kind of garage.

Like your audio? Yeah, you do. It's the same as a garage door sensor. I guarantee you. If you go look on, well, your car or Nicole's car, there's probably three buttons underneath Nicole's mirror. Yeah. Who teaches this shit? Because I don't fucking know.

There's so much. Yeah. Yeah. You got to be careful for? There used to be a thing going around with ballet. They used to send emails when we were at the four seasons at different valet places that would, what would happen if you come in? Say you come in with like a Bentley. to a really nice restaurant

people would get in, Valley driver would get into the car and then on the navigation search home they would go to the home click the garage door opener steal shit. Joe Burrow got got comeback is that so?

Well they were on a road game and his house got broken into. Yeah but that's different than pulling into Valette but they know you're not home. That is right diabolical. They're going to go to your house and steal shit why don't they just steal your car

while they're at it like because you'll get caught for stealing a car Dude, there was shit that happened at the Four Seasons and tricks and different things you would see or hear about from emails or scams like that would. People that were coming that were laundering money. Remember our guy? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah, no, I mean, it's right. Naming names?

No, we're not going to say that doesn't, but you remember Mo. Is he in Pris? Oh, he's got to be. He just disappeared. And we thought he was like, we're like, what the fuck did this guy do? My dumb ass never thought. Oh, my guy's laundering. If you looked at this guy, you were getting hit with a $100 bill.

If you look down him. Oh, it was fucking tremendous. Oh, he was, he was a guest. Yeah, I thought he was a guest. I thought he meant he worked there.

Like a permanent guest. No. Permanent guess. He, he basically, he said to me one day he's like, this couch, he was on the patio.

And the patio was like on Beverly Hill, on rodeo drive. And everybody wanted to be seen on a certain, was this couch? That's my couch. And I was like, well, it's everyone's couch.

And he, like, looked at me. And I don't know how many, how many, money $100 bills he gave me that's my couch and it will continue to be my couch I'm like

that's your fucking couch and I'm telling you me and Bob were going for dinners was it a we were was it a stack or was it like oh it was like it was I didn't I was like it was like I don't know like when you're in when you're in that

that situation I could not wait you know prison end that conversation to run to the back to count how many hundreds were there because I didn't know. And I was like, does this feel like a thousand or could it be two thousand? Did he really go nuts?

And then it would just, it depended on the day. Every day I was getting hit. But some days if he had people there and he wanted certain things to be ready. And I was fucking, if people were on that, like I knew when he was coming, I'd text,

he'd text me. And half an hour prior to him coming, that fucking couch was free. Because if his friend showed up or so you would just kick the people out. Oh, I had my, I had my, I would,

I would take care of the busers and I'd be like, I'd be like, because they knew. And you're working at, we were working at fucking, what do you call it? A hotel. No, the hotel, but it was a, what was the thing called that we worked under? Where was, it was, what's it called? With HR and everything that you had to deal with. Oh, it was a union.

Yeah. So everybody, so you have to be very careful with how you go about, you can't just tell, you go clear the count. Yes, yes. Like, and some of these people have been working there for 20 years. Yes. Yes, yes. But one thing makes everybody move.

Money, cheddar. And so I would go to like these guys and they became my friends. He just went into like narrator mode. That was crazy. And so it would be like, he's coming so and so. And they know that they would get broken off.

So we were all in on it. It's a union. You can't just tell someone go do that. Like, I mean, you can. But like, if you do it in a way that they don't like. So I might have missed the ending,

but how did you get them to remove? So I would say to them, he's coming around this time. So we start making sure. And then the hostess, would also be like if he's coming at four, do not fucking seat that thing

later than two o'clock because then you have a two hour then by that time you're like you got two hours we got to move it for another person and we just had, I got it to where it was a fucking finely tuned oiled machine

and my God we printed it was unbelievable was there ever an incident where like it was like an issue there were situations that occurred every day? Almost every day

especially well during the season in the summer he was there winter he'd probably leave for so like but there were stretches it became a problem and here's when it would become a real problem dude they should make a fucking like show about your guy stays in the hotels crazy like the stories

it would become a problem to answer your question if the hotel had like a super super VIP guest that was coming in and then it was like from the GM like it was way above me and they're like he wants this couch then I would almost have to

to preemptively let him know. It's out of my hands. So if you're coming around this time, like, just be aware. So maybe in those times, he would go to another place. But the higher ups are your bosses or whoever didn't realize that this guy was sitting at the couch every day? Well, they got to know after a while, like the guy was there all the time. But he was never causing problems. He was always respectful to the staff.

He was never doing a restaurant or like a Bacabana type shit? Yeah, it was like a patio of a restaurant on rodeo drive. So this couch was like you were like fucking Al Pacino sitting on the couch and like all these people would walk by and you were front and center on that patio. Bob knows we would go for dinners. Did you just fart? You opened your legs. Yeah, that is your legs. You sat up.

It's going to be picked up on the microphone. And it's hot. I don't think it is. It's hot. It is. Unbelievable. Remember all the dinners we were going for for a while, dude? It was so.

I need that pillow back to cover my balls. It's like the beginning of Goodfellas when they were. when he goes, it was a glorious time. And Bob and I are just, you're walking the guy through. Like when he, Beverly Hills, dude. And Bob, no one, sorry to interrupt, no one benefited more from everything than when I was working the restaurant. This guy was having Wagu steaks.

He was eating fucking. They would living it up, man. Oh my God, dude. Bob, I would go. Bob would be in his office and be like, what do you feel like? He's like, is there a Branzino available to me? Jesus. Dude.

He was eating like a fucking king, dude. There was a stretch when the D-Man was in the restaurant where they wouldn't see me in the cafeteria because usually you'd go to the cafeteria. There was no need to go to that cafeteria because you were getting that. Was the calf food good, though? Avenida was it?

For Avenida, it really was good. There's so many different options and people would still complain about the food. It was free. They had a panini. Yeah. And to hear people complain about it, you used to drive me up a wall,

because it's like, it's for free. You don't have to do it. And there was so many different options. We're like other staff upset at like the amount of fun and shit you guys got into? Or were they, they didn't notice? No, there was always a good thing going with them. There's just kind of an understanding too

of if you were good with them, they were good to you, and then they got to fuck around. But when we would, our shifts would be during the afternoon. So all the evening shifts. Yeah, the corporate like hours, all the big dogs would be gone. And then it was a whole lot of night shift. So was this, was this the restaurant we ate at in that hotel when you were managing the restaurant?

This was prior to that. So before I was it, before I was there. Before I was in cut, I worked at the boulevard. So it was like the restaurant for the hotel. Boulevard was a more fun time. What was the hotel? The Beverly Hilton? Beverly Wilshur, four seasons.

You came and you ate at Wolfgang Pucket Cut. Right, but before there was a different place that you're talking about. No, I wasn't in that place. I was in the other restaurant. Do you think you could still run a restaurant? Fuck no, no. It's, it's,

well, it would take me some time to, like, get back into it. I just can't imagine. It's so much work. I can't imagine him, like, doing inventory. That's what I'm saying. Like, him in the back at night. Remember we used to call him from your apartment? And he, no, he would just be in the back door.

Like, or he would be in, like, the back office, like, crunching numbers at like 12 a.m. And he's like, like we're just talking about bets and shit. And he, or he found out somebody was doing some shady shit. And he was telling us. Where he went with me,

my shift was over. I went back home. There was college basketball coming on. And we had a big bet on it. He left his shift for like his lunch break. He was a man trying to get to leave when he wants to leave. He goes, he leaves his shifts. He comes over to my house.

And then that apartment were watching the game. And I watched this guy eat a bag of gum. of THC Gummies. I'm so hard. I had like going and I'm gone. He eats a bag. And I thought his time was done. I thought there's no way he's half time.

He's like, all right, I'm going to head back. I was like, you're going to head back. He's like, yeah, I'm going back to me. That time was specifically because I was in banquets. So we had a big banquet in the afternoon. We had a big event in the evening. So I had some time in between so like you could just take, you know, go home. I was working like a 14 hour shift.

And so it went. Dude, I was. on that. Buzzing, dude. Crazy. All right. That was fun.

What a convo. Yeah, that was fun. Not thank you for joining. Watch that video with, not feeding them. It's so good. You got to get another,

who's next up on the breaking bread? Do you have some candidates? Brad Dalke. Yeah. Oh. That's a nice one. Brad docky's coming up? More like,

more like bread dollkey. Yeah, Brad Dalkey. And the podcast. There's some. I'm joking. Carry on. There's some others. Okay.

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