Bob Does Sports Podcast - Bob Does Sports Visits The Home Of Fat Perez

Episode Date: June 7, 2023

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back. This is another, our crotch is covered. I'm covered up. Do everybody commit to the pillows? I'm covered up. What's that? What they take? You have a mic?

Welcome. Oh, we gotta have tickets. Got to have a mic. Oh, you do? Okay. I think this podcast is better when ticket has a mic. I got a mic. I do.

I think we can all agree. It doesn't look like I'm in the frame here. You do this every time. This is the close-up can. This is the wide. This is the main. This is your anchor here. I understand that it looks that way.

I really do. I really, really do. But it's just, it's on you and you got to trust me with it. You're always on the end. You want to switch? No, that's fine. I mean, I'm on the end too. I see what you did. I like the end. The last two I ended up in the middle. You were not always on the middle. I don't want to be on. I was on Crosch Camp.

That's correct. The podcast has started. This is just the way we're going to do things around here. You might have been. How do you remember positions of couch? No, you want to get a podcast. It's on the far right. Sports podcast. We're rolling. Go ahead.

I was on the far right in Scottsdale. Which, which podcast was right in the middle? Palm Springs, I was in the middle on Palm Springs, yes. It's three. Where do we, how do you remember positioning in podcast? Yeah, it's important. I mean, I, trust me, I don't care if I'm not in the center of the thing. I just want to make sure that you can see me in the camera.

Which podcast was Scottsdale, how? We've done a lot of pods in Scottsdale. Scottsdale, the last two, the one where, remember our crotches were up? Remember the one where we filmed in the kitchen for like 10 minutes, trying to do the Draft Kings thing and I kept screwing up. That Airbnb on the couch. When was that?

Was that Homa? That was not Homa. That was the last, that was two times ago, I think. We've been to Scottsdale a lot. That's the bottom line. Give me one nut sack pod that you have not been in. There was one big,

by the way, there was one big nut sack pod where all our balls were just laid out on the table. That's on your sacks. Hey, hey, how about a desk? Like you think this pillow? You think you think this is an accident? You think that's an accident?

This might be the first one I don't actually have a pillow. I'm just, I'm doing one. I do look okay. That's the problem with the traveling pod. It's a nut sack pod. I mean this trip, this trip ticket almost, we thought we weren't going to get the stuff to the house. Did you tell you what happened?

We thought we were going to get the ticket to the airport. Well, ticket apparently. Were you late to the airport? Yes, very late. I got to be honest with you. I'm trying to come at you. I don't understand. how, granted, I've missed, I can't wait for this.

I can't wait for it. I can't wait for it. I don't understand how you either run that late to a flight or somebody misses a flight. I do have one missed flight in my day. Me too. But I never understood that. I got none under my belt. First, okay.

All right, well, that, that, that, that, backfire. I was trying to call an Uber from 6.30 in the morning. The flight was at 9. 6.30, there was nothing there. Yeah. I had a download lift. You also had issues with the Uber. Well, I have issues, but I also had a problem getting a,

You lived in Sacramento. I had to download the Lyft app. I had to download the Lyft app and put all my information, create a profile, and finally, I got a guy. He was 15 minutes away. He got to me. Traffic was ungodly. I barely got there.

I ran from Tom Bradley. He was freaking out. He was freaking out, dude. He carries the pot equipment with him. So long story short, Tick makes it to the airport. Yeah. Which was by the grace of God.

Sure was. And then he was worried that the pot equipment wasn't going to make it. The 100 pound. Didn't make it through LAX quickly? It didn't. No, and it got to Charlotte, but it didn't come out on time to the trip, I guess the layover. And anyways, so bottom line is we are in the middle of the fucking mountains right now. Like this is beautiful, but you're two hours removed from society.

And we were getting there and ticket was, had told the airport, they said that they would deliver the podcast equipment. And we're driving and tickets just. freaking out. He's like, there is no way in every mile this goddamn mountain, I was freaking out. I tried to tell you, I was like, they said Charlottesville was fine. I was like, yeah, Charlottesville's fine. We're another 45 minutes

into nowhere from there. Listen, man, there's a lot of talk about what I didn't do. What I did do is try my best. He did. You got on the plane. He got on the plane. Moral story. And the pot equipment got to us well before we needed it. Sure did. Yeah.

I think the guy, by the way, the morning after. after what day we got here on Wednesday night Thursday morning Did anybody bring it in or did the guy just open you did it was just sitting out there Oh because it was early yeah it was like 7 a.m. and it was just sitting in there and it was just sitting in Don't doubt American Airlines deliver sir on the wings of an angel You got a lot of experience delivering

luggage late yes Yeah recovering from not doing well well we love American Airlines I like American you want American you sat next to a toddler Yes it was horrible oh I thought you it sounded like you were enjoying it Well, no, I was trying to be, you know, civil for the kid. He asked Jet, he talked to me, Bob, probably for two out of the three or four-hour flight. You talked back and he sat on the, no. He sat on next to you and he was like, ooh, airplane go high.

And you engaged with him after that, which is fine. He's like, yes. I made the mistake when the kid sat down. He was a cute little kid. I said, you have nice shoes. Your shoes are very cool. There you go. I mean, you know what?

You're not supposed to be civil. Not on an airplane. Not on an airplane. The kid sitting next to me. And then the dad told him like three or four times to shut up. And then the dad fell asleep for like three hours. And the kid just continued to talk to me. I almost lost it.

The kid had a lot to say. I had a lot of patience, though, no. You did. I was impressed. Yeah, I was impressed. Jet was ready to lose it behind me. I absolutely. He wasn't even in the row when Jet was freaking out.

How did you know? Wait, how did you was freaking out? I knew he was getting antsy. I looked over at one point and he tapped me. If you have a kid, I, uh-oh. Oh, boy. Let's control.

Listen, crying babies is one thing. Here we go. This or that. If you got the toddler on the plane, just turn on the iPad and call it a day. You know what I mean? Look, until I get my experience with it, I know, I can't bash it because I can only imagine, like, even like going out to dinner with my sister with her kid, it's like, you just don't know what they're going to do.

Traveling is terrible. You get so anxious because you don't know what they're going to do and you never want to be those people. I agree with the iPad. You throw that iPad on. It should be good. It helps. But yeah, until I get my for the toddler. Yeah. Or you just have them sit next to Joey Colcutts. It also seems great with my nephew, by the way.

I will say this, I am good with kids. I do I do have patience with kids to a fault, but if you push me past that, I will shut up. What are you going to do? I'm not going to do anything. I'll just remove myself from the situation. I mean,

it's one thing if you're related or you're looking after the kid. It's a different story if you are in a situation looking after someone else's child. I think it's, I think it's absurd as a parent traveling with a toddler to fall asleep on the plane. Yeah, I mean, well, he's, he fell asleep. You can't just let,

The parent fell asleep. The kid was like, he wasn't a toddler. He was like six or seven years old. It was dad, no, it was dad, son, Cutsi, and then daughter, mom, and me behind. Yeah, and Jet was. next to the mom and the daughter who slept half the time. Well, yeah, but she didn't nobody to talk quiet. Even if the

they had said something to me, I would have just windowed dad. If that kid says on the jet, he would have gave her that eye and even the kid at five years old would have backed the fuck up. I would, I like I'm a big window guy. I look out the window on takeoff.

I look out the window on landing and then I just look at my phone the rest of the time. No, I didn't. I didn't. What are you doing on the plane without headphones? What do you do? I mean, I was just hanging out. I was just, I was trying to sleep for a little bit.

And then like, I had the headphones, but I made the mistake. I put the headphones in my bag, and I put the bag up top. And then it was, I was on the end, which I normally on the aisle seat. I was in the window, which I'm not used to. So then I was like, I would have to go all the way out to get the headphones. We had a situation when we flew into, where was the last place we went? Did you hear my voice whistle, by the way there? Was Palm Beach?

Where we went to Jupiter. So, well, one, on the way back from Jupiter was the worst turbulence I've ever experienced in my entire life. Do you remember that? You don't remember on the way back from Jupiter was a rain. We got rain delay. And then they were like,

we're going to get in the air, but it's bad weather. And then we took off and it was horrific turbulence. That was a tough one. On the way into Jupiter, we had a layover in Dallas. The plane, the pilot, I don't know, it just, it wasn't working out.

We were landing finally. We were about maybe 100 feet from the ground. And it takes right back into the world. That's more scary than any turbulence. Yeah, that was on the way. I remember that. And the lady in front was saying the road. You could see the thing.

You're like, we're going to make. You're going to feel that little bump. And you hear the, and you, it was just take off again. But the thing is they didn't even make it. They didn't tell you what that was scary. So they're supposed to tell you. They've done that. They'd have to go, hey, sorry, we, there was no, they didn't.

So he didn't do it. He didn't say a fucking word. And then all of a sudden you could hear the plane things going, me. And I was like, oh my God. The lady in front of us was freaking out. They don't always say. it before. That's scary. No, they didn't say anything. We were going down and we weren't like, it wasn't like we were like really high.

We were almost ready to land and like maybe like, I don't know, 100 feet before landing, we went right back up. Jet, you got to follow, you have to follow Tickets Dad on Instagram. Yeah. His handle is bigger ticket. No, I know that. Yeah. It's tremendous. He made the week. He made the week character with me. Dad Instagram count of all the best. He posted a picture from the TV. He was watching today. And he posted, he took a picture, a screen grab of that. I'm wearing the hats. And he posted it on Instagram.

It's like, it's just having a day out here. And he'll just like tag Bob to sports. And like the pictures are always so blurry. It's like he's taking it out of the pocket. Like he doesn't do a second photo. Like whatever the first photo he captures, that's what's going up. It's the best. It is truly the best.

Why would I get an upgrade? My phone still works. Like that kind of attitude? Why do I need a 14? My battery's still fine. My battery's still fine. Let's put it this way. He's still playing weight.

Okay. Is he playing Wii? He made me a Wii character. He made me a Wii character. Yeah, I love a weird. And Jets's Wii character looks just like a week. It's like a guy. It's like this and like this.

He just looks, yeah, he just looks pissed off. Oh, God. I'm going to set up at the office. Can we talk about the office for a second? Perez, when I got in, I was in before you guys because I was coming from Jupiter. I mean, Perez played nine holes at his club. And then we went to, he's a lot. like he's driving he's like you want to see my office and I'm like yeah I'll see the

office Perez has bought himself an office fat Perez Elsie rented out leasing yes renting an office and yeah that we just went into the office and like we just walked in the door and like it was like it was just a room there and he's like you like it and like I didn't know what to do so like we just bought anything there's nothing there I had gotten the key I'd signed the lease the night before I got the keys I literally left my house met the guy there, got the keys, and then put you up in the airport. You drive out, I hadn't even been in the place. You drive out of Perez's house, and it's two right turns, and there's his office.

It's one point one mile from my house. It's crazy. But yeah, we get into the office and we just have our hands on our heads. He's like, you like, yeah, I like it. I like it. It's nice that we're just kind of like looking around. The video I saw looked like serious potential, though, for stuff to go on there. Yeah, there's nothing but potential. It's all there is in there is potential. He's going to have like a simulation.

A putting green. The problem is the office building is all, I can't remember the nickname, the guy, my buddy I leased it from called it, but it's all a bunch of like psychiatrists and therapists. It's all like, and there's like a couple little law firms. It's a very quiet building where like, yeah, if I start, if I put like a fucking golf simulator and I'm just banging golf balls in that room, it's going to be a problem. Just be like it's the dentist. He's doing some, you know. Yeah. He's about to go down that rabbit hole.

You're right, though. It's a very, you could tell it's like a psychiatrist office. It's very, very, you could hear each footstep. It's a good place to do a podcast. Yeah, I mean, yeah. I mean, I'm going to, yeah. Any time, anytime I'm there with other people, it will be like after hours, right? Like, it'll be when, like, no one else is there.

Yeah. Which this guy knows. Right. So it's a party pad. No, it's not party pad. Legally, I can't say that's a party pad. It's not a party pad. During the day, it's just going to be me in there, you know, sitting at a desk. I'm just going to, like, I get up at my house and we don't have anything. When I'm just home, I have nothing to get up for it.

So I get up out of my bed at whatever time. And all I do is just go lay on my couch. I was laying in my bed and I just go lay on my couch and act like I'm doing something where I could just turn the TV on my bed. It would be the same fucking thing. So at least for the office, I'm going to go. go there and lay down and watch TV, but I'll shower first. I'll put some clothes on and I'll commute to my office. I'll be a, I'll be a contributing member to society. You might even get some work done in there. Like you might, I can see you like editing. He's going to have a desk.

I've got a desk girl. You've helped me. It's true. It's true. Like, like, putting, you got to get a good chair. Putting clothes on. Putting, putting like, clothes on and going to get a good chair. Don't fuck that. Putting, putting, like, putting, like, clothes on and going to an office, like, makes you more productive. It's, like, what I have in my head. Like, I can't be waking up at 11 a. Yeah. And, like, making sure. The only reason I have to shower is that, so, so, so that when she gets home from work at 5.30, that, like, it's like, Jesus, you didn't do anything. Like, look, I might shower at 5 o'clock.

I might have wet hair when she gets home. At least I did it. I can't have that anymore. I can't have it. Wow. It's going to be hell of an office. Yeah. It's going to be tight.

I got so many golf prints that I don't have up in my house. They're just sitting there. I've said it before, but walking into Perez's house is it's a 19th hole. It's a 19th clubhouse. It's fascinating. It's just all pictures of just golf course. Are these just accumulated over the years? We got to stop by.

It's just to go in there. It's really fascinating. I just want to see that. I'm sure the house is I need to see that. Is that the backyard or the front yard? That the ring came is. So I need to see that shit. I just want to see that.

You know what it's like when you go to Jersey Jerry's house? Yeah. It's like an iconic walk. Yeah. It's like I want to see it so many times. Yeah. It's like walking into Lambo or something. Yeah, it's a big deal.

Yeah. It really is. Virginia trip. Content-wise, this is probably the longest trip we've had, the most content that we could possibly get. I don't know if we've ever had six days straight. We never really had a full six-day trip before. Maybe the Jupiter trip, but that was around the breezy, so that doesn't really even count. Oh, that was wild.

That was the most exhausted I have ever been at the end of the trip. Did we do Breezy on the front end or the back in that? We did Breezy first and then Jupiter after. We're in Miami for the tournament. And then we filmed, but we actually filmed some bangers in. Jupiter, but everyone was dead. We did, but it was hard. The last tournament, probably the drunkest I've been

in quite some time. That was, I was... And until the next one, right? I'm serious. I'm gonna get hammered at every single one of them. Well, they put a bar. I think the Miami one you were more drunk. No. I don't think that's true. Arizona. Arizona. The Scottsdale one? He was teetering in Arizona. They put a bar on your hole and then

everyone naturally wants to take a shot with you. I can't say no. And how do you say no? But you can't take 35. shots, but you'll try. There was, when I do the Caesar rap review with you, and everybody was commenting about it, you could see it in my

eyes that I'm gone. It was great. It was fantastic. And again, this New York one with the people that are coming to those New York is going to be the most out of control. It's going to be absolutely. It's not even, it might, it will be. It's a guarantee. The New York one's going to be bonkers.

It's also just like a, like, I feel like that part of the country is just a drinking part of the country. You know what I mean? Like, New Jersey hits different. Arizona's like, you know, it's chill, it's golf. Florida's a little like, you know. They just drink up north. Like, that's just what they do. Miami was intense because it was the first one.

Yeah. Yeah. It was fun. They're fun. But you're like, you're banged for a couple days. For sure. We're going to the Yankees game the day after. Oh, boy.

For sure. That's going to be unreal. It'll be, it really will. The New York one. I have a lot of high school friends coming. up for that, which will be really sick. For the breezy. The breezes are, I think we can all agree.

They're fucking fun. They're a blast. They really are. I mean, just a party. I mean, look, it's like, it's a party with golf. Like, golf is like there, but that's not, that's not what it's like, we're just getting, just an excuse to get banged up outside with a bunch of people. That's what the golf is.

It is cool, I will say, the tournaments to, like, meet all the people who are, because everybody's so excited to, like, be there and to get after. it and like. No, you're good. Why are you looking like that? Did you hear that thing? I think it was a commercial upstairs. Just startled me.

It was float from progressive. What a run. Just looking me like that. No, I looked up. It was, you didn't hear that? It was like do do do do do do do do. Yeah. Good talk.

All the people we meet. I was saying before I don't know what that was. I was saying it's really cool because the people that are super stoked to be there and just to like hang out with us and connect with us. And like so it like the vibes are. really high every time. Yeah. Except for the time

when Perez showed up an hour late. I wasn't late. I wasn't late. You weren't on time. What did you guys do? When you got there and when I got there? Nothing.

What'd you do? What'd you do? We waited for you. We wouldn't have done the podcast earlier. I'm saying we just, we did nothing. You were, you came.

You rolled in perfect time. Yeah, I mean, look, I got there after you all, but I wasn't late. That's how I feel. We were early. He didn't talk for the first 20 minutes, but look, that's awesome. He got banged up.

It took everything in my life to get to that golf course. Did you Uber? Yeah, Uber by myself. I took an Excel, so I knew I had like a captain's chair I could recline. And it was like 45 minutes. That was a, that was Mesa, right? Remember? Where was that?

The thing about it, it was such a poor, the night before to get drunk that night, that was so, it was so clearly not the night to get drunk. And he went out with Jerry Don. Who's sober? Who's sober? Yeah. Yeah, he doesn't even drink. I went out with a sober guy and got too fucked up.

What the fuck do you do that? This doesn't even make sense. Like, where there's will this way. What I'm not doing? It's tough. But at the same time, like, it is Jerry Don. Like, you can't say. Don needed some company, dude.

Like, what am I going to do? I love Jerry Don. I do too, man. He might be my favorite content career. I think he's the funniest guy on the face of the earth. And he knows it, too. He knows exactly. Remember the first ever golf experience with Jerry?

We went to Jupiter. He bought a caddy outfit. Yeah, he did. And he was absolutely out of control for that trip. Remember we played with Tyler Cameron and Matt James? And he was hysterical. He was running around like a little, I mean, he was, he looked like a cat, like not a, what a catty, a jockey. You look like one of those jockeys.

That was when he goes, he goes, this is how old it was. In the middle of it, he stopped and everybody gathered around. He's like, breaking news. Jersey Jerry 10,000 followers on Instagram and everybody goes and he was on the boat that week The boat, seeing him on the boat was fun

That was a great trip That visor That was the guy That was the gangway trip Yeah, we got a big problem Amanda from the Airbnb And her name wasn't even Amanda And he was so funny

That was the funniest thing about that Airbnb It was so natural too And that's why I don't book the Airbnb's We leave it to Perez That Airbnb I booked we didn't know, we were wondering why we got such a good deal on it. It had a pool and everything and then we go and we meet the owner and she's like, if you guys need anything, like I'll be over on this side.

And that's when we realized like we're going to be sharing the place. Bob booked it. Yeah. And it was haunted. I think it, I mean, there's some footage of fans going crazy in there. The fans were going, you could see orbs of light. I mean. Weren't you all like playing like pickup basketball in the neighborhood with people?

Yeah. There are some touchy individuals coming. see Jerry. People were coming for photos with Jerry. Jerry had people bringing him delivery stuff.

There's one video where a guy just asked him for a photo and then he's like turn the flash on and then it was he's just like it was always the flash

and then it just The problem was Jerry was he was telling he was telling his fans where we were Yeah it was not a good play He was having people come by to drop them off stuff

It was the craziest People were dropping off waters Gatorades I was like Jerry You can't do that man It's not He's like I needed a new vape Bob

Yeah. He had like a wild boy. Somebody dropped off a vape thing for him. He, like the charger. He knocked on my door and he's just like, and I was falling asleep and he's like, Bob. I'm like, he's like, Bob. He's like, you mind coming out to take a picture with this guy here? I was like, Jerry, what are you doing?

Yeah, he was fan love. Yeah. We love the fan love, but that was another. He was, it was, it was wild. Imagine sending out the address location to the world. Yeah, that was a wild trip. Come on coming out of here, Bob. Well, that was before Galey was known.

By the way, God bless Galey's heart. She was a one in a million here. God bless Gailley. I don't think a fan could find this place. No, no. You'd have to tell you, could find this place. American Airlines. No problem.

That was. I don't know how early it showed up. You know what? They dropped the balls. Oh, be it. Boy, did they make up for it. Boy, did that. To get that up there that fast.

That mountain is. not easy when we were driving the course yesterday there's some treacherous turns with no help we uh you remember yesterday there's yeah we looking out the window there's two ways to go and there was a there was a truck that went the way i would normally go that's not slight not as sketchy it's one we took this morning yeah yeah but i wasn't going to be behind that truck going down the fucking mountain so we went the blue ridge parkway way which is like 10 miles on the blue ridge parkway which is a very scenic road. Scary.

But there's no guard rails. It's like, dude, if you like texting fucking, you're going off a mountain. You're literally going to drive off a mountain like a movie. I don't, I don't play that. It's beautiful. It's beautiful. It's absolutely good. Virginia is exceeded the hype.

Yeah, it really has. It's a beautiful place. It's been a lot of fun. Yeah, I didn't realize it was this nice. It was, it's really. No traffic. We haven't seen one second of traffic. You're not going to.

Not only that. The pizza has been solid. That pizza was the biggest sleeper pie I've ever had in my life. It was really a Giuseppe's. And been concerned like, oh boy, that's not going to be good. And it banged. Yeah. It was very, very good.

It was really good. Giuseppies and Nellie's Ford, Virginia. It was so funny. We had two tasks. So we left the golf course. We said we were going to split up, which, by the way, Perez said we got to, one group's got to go to the supermarket. One's got to go to the pizza shop, which we didn't realize. was across the street.

I thought we were like in different areas and we're like, we pull in Giuseppi's and Bob and Perez pull right to the IGA market. That looks like someone's house. And I was like, why do we have to split up here? Anyways, ticket was freaking out

because he goes in the car. I'm driving, I'm tired. Ticket goes, three pie should be enough, yeah, three pies should be enough. And nobody says anything. He goes, all right, we'll order three pies. He orders three pies. And then for the next,

next 20 minutes. He's freaking out. He's like, you should never order three pies. Perez's going to have one pie to himself. How is five other people going to have two pies? I'm like, well, take it just order another couple pies. He's like, well, it's too late now. We're going to wait another 20 minutes. And so he goes in, gets the pies from Giuseppe's. We proceed to pull across the street to the supermarket.

He goes in, I'm going to check with Perez. He comes back out within a second. He goes, we're ordering more pies. It was wild. We weren't in the supermarket all that long. I was still in the front area in the produce section. He comes up to be a seat ticket. I'm like, dude, you're not supposed to be like, this wasn't your task. And I see him and he's like, he's like, Perez, we have a big problem.

And I was like, I was thinking of my mind. I'm like, the fuck happened. Did they like, did they get in an argument? Like, did they rob Giuseppe's? Like, did they hit somebody with a car? I'm thinking like all these things. He's like, I only got three pizzas. And I was like, oh, no.

I was like, that's not enough. He's like, I knew it. I know it's not enough. I was like, he's like, we get one more. And I was like, I'm like crunching the numbers in my head, carrying ones and stuff. And I'm like, carrying one. I was like, look, man. I may as well play it safe and get a couple more.

So we end up getting two more pizzas. And we all eat and everything that we eat last night. And we had two leftover, full leftover pizzas. Yeah, it was possible. The three was perfect. It was bizarre that I came out of one of the aisles and I came over to you. I was like, did I just? here big ticket?

He was like, yeah, and I was like, what is he doing to you? I was like, what is he doing here? His task was just like, he didn't order enough pizza. He's like, how did that happen? I was like, I don't know, man. It's like, well, did you tell him to get more pizza? I said, that's exactly what I thought him to do.

I said, yeah, it's what we're going to have to do. Tell him to get more pizza. You're like, it's what I did. He was like, that's what I told him. He was reasoning with himself the second he hung up that phone, he would talk, he's like, three pizzas aren't. He was like, well, maybe not.

He said, he's so, He's like, Brett's gonna eat one, three slices, maybe four, three is enough. We'll stick with three. And then he's, and then I was like, wait, you only got three pizzas? He's like, well, nobody else gave it to him. He was right, though. As for usual, I'm the one who else to make the decision. It would be nice if someone else would answer.

I'm like, I'm driving on a fucking edge of a cliff right now. I'm sorry I'm not thinking about pizza pies. And they're not like, they're not like veto's pies size. They're not like big pizzas. So I think what probably happens is you went in there, you got the pizza in your life. He exactly did that. He's like,

these aren't the size. I thought they would be. I was expecting a New York large pizza. Yeah. It was in Nellysford large. That's right. I'll tell you what, though. Everything's smaller in Virginia.

That pizza store was special. The inside was special. It looked like, that looked like some Italian, like get whacked in the back kind of deal. Yeah, where someone gets killed. Someone gets murdered. I wonder how Giuseppe ended up here.

Yeah. You wonder. Well, he's sitting right here. Yeah. How do you end up here? Same way you got here, I guess. I've noticed even like when I'll do like the postmates orders for us, if you have a second of doubt if it's enough food, it's not enough.

It's just not. You order more and you keep going. It's amazing. But it's become a problem because we always have too much food and then it sits. Yeah. The problem is if, I don't know. But if the food is there. In Jupiter, we had two extra pies in the fridge.

That was a catastrophe. That was crazy. That's because they messed up the order. They brought us three separate series of three pizzas. Dude, when we come to town, we pay your rent. If we order five, we'll eat five. If we order 10, we'll eat 10. That's right.

We got to just be smart here. You're right. And just order the right amount and just eat that amount and then go to sleep. In my mind, it's like I would rather have one, yeah, I'd rather have one extra full pizza than have one slice less, like less than we need it. I was looking at that's what I'm thinking in my head. I don't want to be laying in my bed after eating 11 slices of pizza because there were 11 slices, feeling like I want to kill myself. Ticket was sitting down in the sofa, a recliner yesterday.

It was after the game and I look at him and he had gone back for another piece of pizza. And he just looked at me, he's like, I'm going to be fat for the rest of my life. I'm going up after this and eating the pizza. It's there. Is there more there? He's like, there's no way I'm ever. There's a few in tinfoils sitting in there. But, you know.

I wrapped them all up last night before that put him in the fridge. Yeah. We'll always talk about it. Well, we got the pizza and we got the meatball experience this time around. The meatball experience. We've never sat at a dinner table and had like a family dinner table that wasn't ordered. That was, that was fun. And cool.

Well, dude, like, think about what we had done. We got back at like 8 o'clock. Like, we would have had to pick something up again, again. Giuseppies. And it would have been Giuseppies or, you know, because you can't get back here and make dinner at eight. You're not going to eat till fucking, you know, nine. Well, no, she made stuff for, oh, yesterday. Yeah, read did.

But we got here way earlier yesterday. 536? Yes, my wife, Nicole, was here. And she's very kind. And, well, cook, had dinner ready for us when we got home. That was very nice. Garlic bread. The meatballs were crispy.

Yeah, I do them. It's so good when it's crispy. So you put all the ingredients together, get it all up, you make these big balls. and then you pansear them. You sear every side, get it crunchy, and then you put it in the oven, because then when the inside cooks, all the juice stays in

because it's panseered on the outside. If you put it right into, if you just make the balls and put them in the oven, all the juice is just going to flow out because there's nothing keeping it in. That's why you panseer. They're almost like double-baked in a way. Yeah, you pan-sear them,

and then you finish them in the oven. They were terrific. They were good. Yeah, they really were. Yeah, and the garlic bread, sauce. It was a real family dinner. It was a family dinner.

Yeah, it was pretty special. One of the first, it's family. I will say on another note to the courses we've played so far. We've only played two, but the courses we played are Unreal, and Prez's club is legit. Oh, yeah. This place is... Let alone the Jean-George. Let alone the Jean-George.

It's got an infinity pool that oversees the 18th Fairway. That's true. That's true. It is boosy. It's a little boozy. There's some views that are beautiful. It's gorgeous. I was saying it's so big that, and he said I was probably wrong,

but I felt like it could host, it was wide enough and big enough to where, like, you could see, like, stands up, like where it could host, like, real stuff there. Yeah, it's not quite, like, long enough for... No, but, like, it was wide, like, it was huge, sprawling campus. I'd be, like, obviously, I think if, like, looking like me, if I walked into that place and tried to join, they would show me around

politely and then send me an email later and be like, yeah, no, we're actually kind of capped at membership, but we'll let you know. But when I went and joined, I went with Ann Cole, I went with my wife, and I had short hair. I'll show you the picture they took of that day. And, you know, I was an accountant. There was all these things. There was like, oh, this is a very nice young couple. It would be great addition to our club.

And then, like, it was wintertime. I joined, and by the time I show up again, like, my hair's starting to grow out. you know, I get a beard here and there and I think now they're just like, I stick out like it had chill vibes though. It didn't see it. It's low. It's low. I felt like I saw a guy walk in there

and I'm sure he was a member, but he just went up to the starter and he's like, can I get out as a single? And the guy's like, yeah, and they took him out. I could have walked off the street and played nine. I mean, the thing about Virginia, I guess they were chill. No one's going to, like, if you act the part, like if you did that and acted like you were supposed to be there,

acted like a member, one, like the chance that you would get called out and be, and someone be wrong is like, that's, that would be the worst thing that ever happened. So it's not, it's not even, like, you weigh yourself, like, do I, I really don't think this guy's a member, but if he is, this will be terrible. So I'm just going to let it slide because I can't afford to be wrong. So, like, you just act like you're supposed to be places and are nice and everyone's just going to be like, yeah, I thought it was super chill. People were just driving by. He was sick. He took me there when I was on the trip when I visited him

and we pulled up to the club and he didn't even like mention to me how nice it was going to be or nothing so I just thought I didn't know what it was going to be and I remember pulling up and he just looked to me he's like yeah I got no business being here and I'm just like what the fuck is this like this is very nice shout out Keswick Hall that course is by the way they were very nice to us too

they took very good care of us yeah they set you up for the ESPN thing which was cool something we should talk about for sure yeah they did everything you know they were cool Very accommodating. Old Trail also took care of. Everybody take care of us, man. Old Trail was sweet. Very nice people here.

It was awesome to us as well. It's a laid-back public spot in Croze, Virginia, up towards Charlottesville. Great course, like great conditions. Greens were awesome. And it's like right in the valley, right next to the mountains. This is dope. A whole lot of pollen, though. You know what I got a kick out of?

And Joe, you were, you were busting his chops about it. That skirt steak that Reed got was the longest skirt steak. skirt steak Look like a beef tongue Yeah A beef tongue Yeah It was a skirt steak

Supposed to be Like a flat iron steak Slice thinly Like it's known for being Very thin This thing had girth on it man It couldn't fit on the It was like

Would you say he got more Than what you expected He got He got way more than he is And then it came with a whole It came on a bed of a Whole lot of scalloped potatoes Yeah

I looked at him I'm like Dude You ain't going to finish this back nine. You're going to have to make a run to the restroom before you finish this one. Yeah. That was, and then we had the bit, the brisket fries didn't help anybody. They were satchel. They were those good.

They were satchel. Yeah. They got everybody. They were good. Those brisket fries. And you know what you even said that's so true? They had each fry was layered to perfection. Yeah.

I looked at the thing and it wasn't like to just better fries and threw stuff on top where the, the bottom doesn't get touch. It's like they, it's like they put like one layer of fry. put everything on it and then they put the next fries they put everything on it I mean it was they deserve credit for that too and they also gave everybody a hat we walked in and they're like I forgot my hat nice touch okay yeah it got some nice touch yeah it was it was awesome it really was it's been a special trip um we have a lot lot more to come we kind of been bouncing around all of Virginia which is kind of fun we've been on the move we have been on the move yeah so we've been up here at the family

Mountain House for this will be three night, the third night. We'll leave in the morning go play golf again and on our way down to the northern neck to the river. Can I just say the most special just a special, special time when the sun was going down and we were in the hot tub and we lit up

the Stogeys and we had a beer and it was golden hour. And I was looking forward to that since the morning time. I kept talking about it. You did. Yeah, it was, it was terrific. Sunset. That was a vibe.

I'm a soccer for sunset. You know, that means you're a good person. You love, and your old roof in L.A., you used to love the sunset also. Yeah. Remember that? It did. It's nature's like art, you know? Yeah.

Yeah. And you only... Terrible. That was, it is nature's art. It is, but that's just... There's a bigger word for what I was saying there. I just didn't grab it. The thing with the sunset.

two is it's such a small window. It is. You got to make the most out of that window that you have it. You do. It sets. The sun sets. Yeah. That's what it is.

What are we talking about right? Just with sun set. And being up here, you're right. In the mountains, with this view, how often are you going to get that view? Never. And in that window that we had. Whenever you guys want to. How about that?

Yeah, I guess so. We're going to come back here in September. Right? I'm down. Come back here. Whatever. The summer's terror. Gingalai August is...

I was to say, you got some big old thighs. Jesus, Christ, you tall. By the way, by the way, take a look at those things are the fun of the eyes.

That comes back. You're not, by the way, you're not wrong. It's like campered me my entire... Listen. Jesus. I don't even know what that.

What does that even mean? It's a big old bowl. It's a big bowl. It's a big fat bowl. You know what you have a fucking muscle. It ain't muscle these days. Heifer is not a. compliment.

Do you know? It's a big boar. What's wrong with that? It's a heifer. That's fine. It's like calling someone fat. Do you know how hard? Oh, look at that.

Look at it feels like. Do you know, I, I, it's, it's fine. Do you know how hard it is for me to buy pants, by the way? That's why I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, because I'm, I'm, like a, like a 30. Like, like, it's like, you. No, but no. Forty two 29, buddy. 42 29.

No. You don't, you know, my size. You don't walk into coals. get 1420. Yeah, but up top, it's like, it's like 3630, and then I got to give something for here. Do you have, do you find that you buy pants that have like a massive, like, opening at the ankle?

No. Like they don't like come in and up at the ankle? I don't know. I have that, but I can't get my body. Let me know what you're buying because I have that. I can't get my, my thighs into pants. Unless the waist is much bigger than I need. Do you have to get them altered?

I'm a thick boy. Often. Often, yes. We don't need to be. Getting into people. I can't believe you went here. What do you mean? You brought it up? I did not bring up.

I got big ass thighs. You're like, you have problems. I'm a 40-29. Well, that's, no, but that's true,

that's fine. Piggy backing on. I was, by the way, it was not, I don't care. Do you want a blanket? He got some big old thighs.

I got some big old thighs. It's not a bad, but it was as mesmerized. Sorry to go here. Shout to the big, the big, but you can't get them altered longer. No,

Perez gets some altered shorter. The pants. Oh, I see what you're saying. I was just saying. She's Bob. Yeah, they generally assume. You're like to get them altered longer. We're not talking about longer.

Yeah, with my waist, they assume a taller fellow. Yeah. Yeah, look, the thimble nimble down the street from my house. She knows me. She knows me. Look at that way. She knows being there

Yeah The nimble Thimble My bad I'm so glad I brought up the thighs You were not You guys were talking about Like sunsets

And he's like peeking at me For like On the corner of eyes The funny thing about sunsets And I look over Like holy shit I can't believe It's the first time

He went this guy All the time It was just the way He's sitting With those pants They're very tight, and I've never seen how big his thighs on. But it's been well documented that he's got some thunder thighs. He's a thick boy.

I was not a bad thing. I think it's funny. He's got big thighs. Yeah, well, he's also got $40 million in the bank and a contract with the giant. Oh, geez. How about Virginia? How about Virginia? How about Virginia?

Stop me. No. All right. Well, ladies and gentlemen. Talking thighs, talking golf, we do it all here. That has been another edition. The Bob does sports comment, podcast, like, comments, subscribe. We'll see you next time.

Stop it up, boys. That was wild. That was crazy, dude.