Bob Does Sports Podcast - Breaking Down The Joey Cold Cuts Hole In One!

Episode Date: July 31, 2024

The Boys Relive Joey D's Hole In One Live From Topgolf Centennial For The First Stop On The BDS x Callaway Podcast Tour! Check out Bob Does Sports - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqr4sONkmFEOPc3rfoVLEvg Breezy Apparel - https://breezygolf.com/ TRY OUR DRINK - https://drinkhaveaday.com/pages/store-locator SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IZW9li... APPLE : https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast... MERCH: https://bobdoessports.com/ Follow Bob - https://www.instagram.com/brilliantly... Follow Cold Cuts - https://www.instagram.com/joey.coldcuts/ Follow Fat Perez - https://www.instagram.com/thefatperez... Follow The Jet - https://www.instagram.com/thejet/?hl=en Follow The Ticket - https://www.instagram.com/biggg_ticket/

Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, thank you all for coming here today. Very, very good to see everybody. Grouty crowd, rowdy crowd. First things first. It's something really cool right out of the game here. At the end of the podcast, we have a four-sum open for the breezy open tomorrow. Wow. A lot of stuff coming your way.

So, four-sum is open for tomorrow. at the end of the podcast, you're going to head over to the table there. We're going to be raffling that off. And it doesn't stop there. After that, we're going to be giving away a raffle as well. Five different people, five different Callaway clubs. So that ain't so bad. Clap it up for that.

Oh, my. Not so bad. A lot coming your way. It's like the price is right up here. We're going to be bringing them in left and right. So, again, at the end of the podcast, head on over there. If you have any sort of

drink whatsoever in your hand, some of us don't hear. We must out of the gate here, give a big toast. Joey D. Ladies and John. Nice. The moment of a lifetime.

We're all going to touch on it a little bit, but can't happen to a better guy. I'm talking about myself, of course. No, but for real, just an incredible moment. If you have whatever it is, I'll pass this around. Ladies and gentlemen, to Joey D. Of course.

Two times. Good times. Your thoughts, Joseph, out of the gate, on the whole and one. People want to hear. Oh, no. There you go. There you go. People want to hear from you, Joseph.

Your thoughts on the whole and one. You put a Twitter post up today that was like, if you would have told us, or if you would have put a bet down, the Vegas live odds of you and I hitting a hole in one in less than two months. It'd be like 150 million to one. I think it's higher. I think the fact that that happened, and, you know, I'll say that Bob's was unbelievable to experience that.

And we always, you know, would be like kind of hyping each other up. You'd be like, you know, today's the day we're going to get one. And like, FP is normally the one that we get excited for when he gets on the T-box and like he'd just miss or it rolled by. And so we kind of got accustomed to like seeing it not go in. That when Bob hit his and we saw the ball disappear, and no offense, Bob, prior to that, you'd played probably a stretch of some of the worst golf I've ever seen.

It's true. It's true. So I don't think we had any expectation for that to go in. And then when that happened, it was like, holy shit, we got a hole in one on the channel. So at that point, then we're just playing with free money. And I did say, and hand up, hand to God, I said to Bob, I was like, I do feel like I got one coming.

And I don't know why I would say that, but I feel like I've been playing a little bit better than terrible. And, you know, I've had some close calls, even that same day that Bob got his. If you watch that video on the 17th hole, what was? The last hole, the bear trap. I actually almost dunk one. I didn't realize how close it was until Jet showed me the divot. And I was like, holy shit. Like people would have thought that was AI for sure.

But then, you know, it was like one of those things where, you know, I was kind of getting close. Close call, close call. I went on a trip recently to Philly for a golf trip and I played an awesome course. I almost got one and I thought I was, I just like missed and I was so upset and I said, you know what? I'm going to get one and it's going to be on camera and it's going to be epic. And I think I just kind of told myself to not make myself feel too bad. So when that thing went in, I still am kind of in shock because I saw the ball go long and like go past the hole. And I just simply I don't have backspin. I don't have English. I don't have that kind of shot in the bag. So to see it go back and in, I was like, I'm going to be the first person on the green. I have to see the ball with my own eyes. Not that I don't trust tick. But like I was like, I got to see that ball in that hole. And I don't think I've run that fast in years. It's just a miracle that I didn't pull a hamstring or something. But man, it was it was unbelievable. And then trying to keep it under wraps for three weeks was probably really just one of the tougher things to do because it's like

you immediately just want to tell everyone you know. By the way, he didn't keep it under wraps at all. Not at all. That's a false narrative. That night, I sent him the video and I was like, just don't send this to anybody. We went on his bachelor party. Everybody, all of his Canadian friends were like, yo, the sick hole in one, bro. Send it to anyone. He just showed it

to him. Right. That could have been back. But you manifest. I think that's called manifesting, yeah. I think that's what it is. I've never been able to figure out what that word means, but I think that's what that is. As you just pictured it. And then, Bob, I'm sure the same way. Like, once you get it, you sort of get up to part three's and you feel like it should

happen every time. And you swing better. Like, you've hit better shots, I feel like on part three's. You too, like since then, it's just like this expectation. You know what's possible. It's happening. Banks open. You know what I mean?

The bank's open. Like now anything that's close to the hole or I think it's going in. Oh? Yeah. We've kind of been spoiled now to the point where it's like we think, I actually think we're going to get another one. You know what? Mater.

Yeah, sure it is. He got that. And you know what? That's the highest odds. That's the best odds in the book right now to come. The amount of people, too, that, like, we would go to different courses or even PJ National would be like, oh, Joe was just in there showing us the whole of one. And I'm like, Jesus Christ.

It was the head guy for the course. So tough to keep it under wraps all those weeks. Bro, we're almost at three years on the show. That's the only time he's ever checked up a ball with a wedge. It's crazy. I'm so happy that their hole-in-ones were shots that you're proud of. A lot of hole-in-ones, it's all luck. There's infinite amount of points around the golf hole that are great golf shots.

And a lot of people make their whole-in-ones hitting some just bad shots. Just, just, just, just, I bet yours was nice, right? My only one was got two. A butler pitching pot. I do have two, not to brag. One was thinned unbelievably, but it rolled out. They hit the front of the green, they pop up. You're like, oh, that's over.

And then you're like, you're looking around the green. You don't go to the hole like 10 minutes later. You're like, oh, shit, it's in the hole. So that, you know, because you both got to anticipate like a proud golf shot. Yeah. Like if it had gone in for a bad shot, I feel like the attitude leading in would have been like a little different. Is that true? Do you think that's true?

Yeah. Like I had the one against, we were playing for play before the ballroom. Oh, yeah. We're like, I sculled it. It went into the bunker, like hit a trash can, came back, and almost went in. And then I realized, yeah, you would want the one where actually you hit it nice. If that ball went in, it would have been the most Bob to Sports thing of all time. Of course.

Would you have felt differently when that came out? Would you been like, I mean, it went in, but you know the comments would be different, right? Yeah. Like, shooty, yeah. It would have been very on brand. I can't leave that one in the hole. The other thing, too, is seeing the ball go in the hole. It's tight.

Is, like, I know, like, it's a cool feeling. and FP you told me that you've had one where you didn't even know the ball was in the hole until you got up to the hole which is still very cool but like that whole moment leading up to getting to the green that running the bob falling

Perez running with salami in his hands I mean like that almost is as good as the actual we had a fucking challenge to do boys sorry yeah I mean he was he was taking one for the team we also got to give a little credit to the pop first of all yeah the pop

First of all, he saw the ball. Good job with that. I was going to add. I'll match you for that. Second, he had the presence of mind to catch that, like, run from a different angle. That picture. It's all time. Cutty running.

Like the Mighty Ducks flying V with Joseph up front is one of the best picks I've ever seen. Well, the thing about Bob's hole in one that I don't blame the jet at all for missing the shot is he's so used to Bob. He's so used to Bob. How did we end up going to be about 10 feet away from the hole? He was like, well, surely it's not going to be by the hole. I got to point it over here. You know what, though? And then it's...

Guys on T-box duty, dude. That's where I belong. It's for you, dog. That's where I belong. Me and you talked about it, that with Jet missing mind, and he's so lack of days ago when you balls in the hole, he just got it like this. If that happened to you or Jets in him,

he would have been giving you so much shit for that. When I was first hired, he was like, listen, you're going to edit, you're going to do a bunch of things, you're going to film. But really, you're hired to keep the camera on the hole for a hole in one. That's really. your job. You're one guy. You're absolutely right. In fairness

to me, like Cutsi said, Bob was on a shank streak like nobody's ever seen. And there were people on the T-box next to, so I was kind of just trying to make sure it wasn't going to kill him. But hey, hand up. That's on me. There we go. We're fine. He's good. He's I'm back. It was like your title is editor

producer, but really it's whole in one guy. That's one. And God forbid it was Jensen. Jensen, you got to get ready for Band and Dune. buckle up. This guy's going to have to be running green to green and that camera better stay on that hole or I'll still be held to pay

from the jet. Also, too, I, after you had to make sure that you held on to the ball. I didn't realize how big of a deal that was going to be after I minded. People were like blaming Perez. Like it was Perez's fault for not telling me to hold on to the ball. But yeah, I wanted to make sure

you held on to that. I actually had the ball on the T-box. I don't know if I was going to shoot. I was still, I hadn't grabbed a club. But when you said that I went immediately and put it in my bag, like in a pocket that I know I wouldn't grab. But yeah, I think part of it, and I can actually kind of associate with you, is you're not thinking

about that. Like, there's so many different things going through your head. The last thing you're thinking about is holding on to the ball. I mean, Bob's ball is still out there somewhere on the champion. Where's the ball now? Where did you put it? What did you do with it? Nicole got me a really cool case. And it's in the case

in my bedroom. I'm going to put in the office. and then the PGA National was nice enough. They got Bob and I a plaque each. So I'm going to have the plaque and then the ball next to it, which is going to be super cool once I get that set up. But yeah, Bob saved that ball because it potentially, you never know. It's just like it's almost like playing golf after. I don't know.

It's really tough, especially when it's on the second hole. And especially after, you know, when you still have a food challenge to do, that was fucking terrible. But, yeah. It's like you get this euphoric high that like you're just ready to like walk. It's like a walk off home run. You're just ready to walk off the course. And then it's like, oh, I guess we got to keep playing a match against Grant that he's going to wax our ass.

And he did. Yeah, he sure did. Spoiler alert, he did. Damn. But yeah, it was unbelievable. Plus, too. Like, I mean, and anything like you guys always see the bad shots as well, the fan base you have, you guys to see how excited even people were for Joe throughout the day.

it's a testament to you guys it really is it's different and we love you guys for it and truly truly just an unbelievable moment good shots happen to good people Joseph there you go wow and the last thing on the one speaking of fucking not good people

yeah I think I know where you're going we found out at about 2 o'clock the other day and he hated us for it yesterday yes yesterday that it was Jets birthday Oh, yavit. Which, by the way, is without a doubt the most jet thing of all time to literally not, because I would have liked to do something for you. Birthday, we always do gifts, some sort of, it's the most you think of all time to not say anything,

and it almost be pissed that we found out. He thought he was going to get away with it. Yeah. Yeah, I was trying to fly under the radar. Listen, I'm just not a big birthday guy. I think everybody's got one, you know, so it's not that special. With that being said, when we were on the airplane, so Ticket texted me, and he said, happy birthday.

And I was like, I was like, thanks. And then he's like, don't worry, I won't tell anybody. And I was like, okay, good, no funny shit, Tick. And then I was like, it's okay, I said, you can tell people just no funny shit. And he told you guys, and you proceeded to do funny shit. Sure. And you bagged me, but you did tag me. So I was cool with that.

I got all three of you bagged me online. Turtle. But they provided the tag, so it was good. Yeah, and out of nowhere, he bagged me as well. But it ended up being a good birthday. I got a lot of nice messages out of it, a lot of mean messages. But it was good. There was a lot of, like, happy birthday, you scumbag.

Like, there's a lot of that. That's just how, that's kind of the tone that they've just like... But I think they were doing it out of love. Like, I think when you set your people onto me, it was... I had a lot of messages like super nice, super mean. Jet even on Jet's cameo, people will just request him to like tell them to fuck off. That's the whole thing. All this cameos, just people ask.

It's the whole thing. Feel free to buy one after the show. But without further ado, Jed, I told you made it a lot worse on yourself. I'd like everybody to please stand up and sing. Happy birthday. As loud as humanly possible on my go. One, two, three. Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear yamin. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Fuck all of you, but thank you so much. I thought you loved the ice cream cake. You gotta blow out the candle, dog.

Yeah, you gotta make a wish. I made a wish. He's gonna wish death upon us all. Oh, you waited too long, huh? Yeah, the devil blew that shit out, too. out, dude. It cannot be a good old man. My hole in one ain't coming, dude. That's not good.

Oh, no. Not to put you on the spot. What do you wish for? Just happiness for everybody in the crew. Just like, you know, Bob the Sports to the moon. Just the classic shit, you know. Good.

How about a hole in one for yaman? I'm not going to wish for, listen, I wish much success for all of us. How about that? Do you know how that? You need to do any of that. By the way, it's the most cutty thing of all time.

Like, nobody like, goes to the course or be like, I'm hitting a hole in one today. Like, that's the most gutsy thing of all time to, like, sense that a hole in one is coming too, and then drill it. It really is. It's beautiful. And then moving on, what you're probably happy about. Another announcement we want to talk about something that, to keep an eye out,

that I think is going to be really cool. I'm sorry for the caddy that you're going to have, but Perez is going to tell you what to expect coming soon with the Creator Cup. The Creator Cup. Yeah, so some cool thing I think the tour came up with. Wednesday of the Tour Championship, back nine at Eastlake. So we're going to be tearing that thing up before the pros get out there. We're doing a little shootout, live stream on YouTube.

I think it's the PGA Tour's YouTube channel. It's going to be a bunch of guys from different channels. I think some Dude Perfect guys are involved, some guys from Good Good, Grant, Micah usual suspects and somehow my fat ass snuck into this thing too. So yeah, I'm going to try to just get nine holes, dude.

18 clearly didn't work in Myrtle Beach and that's okay. But maybe nine's my game. And I got Bob on the bag. So the vibes will be there. The arches will not. But I think we can, I don't know, it's going to be a cool thing. When I heard about it, I was super stoked. I don't know if the Myrtle Beach thing maybe spurred this on

a little bit for them, but But the fact that it's live, I think a lot, when the Myrtle Beach thing came out, I think a lot of people wished, or thought it might be live or wished it was live. So I think they're doing a good thing here to kind of make it like a, you know, I imagine they're going to use the same cameras that they use for, like, the tournament, or utilize some of them for this event. So I think it's like, I don't know, I remember how many people it is. I think it's four foursums, and then it gets down to four guys.

going into the ninth hole and the winner gets like a really dope handshake, I think. I don't know. I haven't read the fine print. I'm just trying to make it to nine if I'm being honest with you. Just give me a shot. I called FP. I was like, are you sure? Like, it's like if you want to really go try and win this thing and want to get a legit

caddy, big wave Dave or something, like I wouldn't take any offense. He's like, Bob, I just want you to talk to me about anything but golf. Just anything but golf. but I think it'll be fun, but it's interesting to kind of see where even golf is going and then bringing this out there. Obviously, the cue was very, very successful, and I think it's the same guy who did full swing. Oh, wow. Chad, Mom, I believe, who did. So it's going to be well done.

It's going to be some really cool angles about how fat I am, so that's going to be sick. I think you're right, though. I think the attitude and the, I think the awareness from the tour and just professional golf, golf is a whole, you know, is seeing, what we're doing or what the other folks in our space are doing and it's cool I mean I don't think we ever you know maybe some of the other guys

got into this for that reason I don't think we ever got into this to like change the game I don't know if that was like our goal I think our goal was just to have fun with our friends and see where it went and you know it still doesn't feel when we go out and make a video

like we're changing the game of golf you know I don't like feel that way the first tea. I'm just having a good time. I'm looking at you in a Santa hat right now. Yeah, it's tough. Yeah, that's changing the game right there. Yeah, I mean, look, these guys are good golfers, but let's see him eat 50 cookies on the back guy. Like, yeah, pretty easy. We're doing as much for golf as we are for Major League eating. Pretty easy.

It's just as much. I do think it's really cool, though, because I think, you know, YouTube golf is just, it's just exploding. And to see, like, you know, initially I think the tour and a lot of different people, they're kind of, of approach to it was maybe a little bit like, yeah, this is a bit of a joke or maybe this is not something legit. And now I think it's like really being embraced. Seeing Calloway put up a banner of Bob next to Zander after winning a major is like pretty freaking wild. But it's so on brand and I think it's so true because like the people who are watching are, you know, just golf fanatics and people who love it. And we feel that we're very relatable and that's why

we do well because we're the same as you guys and we're very blessed to be able to do what we do and to see that the YouTube platform is just continuing to grow. It's really encouraging and really awesome. You know I don't want to alarm anybody the cake is melting at an really fast rate

so we got to do something about it. Can we get a big knife? Two of them I think actually. One for the cake and one for the sky over here. Make it a third. Thanks. Oh boy. But I would love a slice of that. Thank you for me. he's serious

seriously no what Joe's saying true and then to piggyback off that also too shout out to Callaway taking a chance on us all right and I think they knew

what they were getting themselves into but they've really really committed to it and backing us up and then even like on their socials like they'll put us up on their socials and then we look at it and you got to think there's people out there thinking hey who the fuck are these guys

why are they up there? But they've really, really committed to it and to us. So I know we appreciate the hell out of that. So again, a big shout out to Callaway as well. And stuff like this. I mean, this doesn't happen without them. So, yeah, it's pretty crazy. When you see a post with, like, I always go back to that golf bag

where my tummy's kind of peeking out. I have looked at comments who is this guy? This guy's just like, what am I looking at? I'm like, there's some guy in Arkansas. all that doesn't even have internet. That just like really likes, you know, John Rom. And he's just like, who's this badass? Why is he on my feed?

He's right. He's exactly right. Yeah, that's one of my favorites. And then also another thing that we have coming out probably, I don't know when that so I think it's coming next week. Why is he looking at me? A challenge, wheel of drinks that out of all the challenge we do, people always ask like, what was the hardest challenges and stuff?

We've had ones where we've gotten really banged up. I've never had a challenge where I don't remember filming. And that's coming where the three of us legitimately, after the third hole, everything goes black. And we'll be watching that for the first time, which I look forward to. Yeah, it's going to feel like a viewer. Like I'm going to be seeing it for the first time too. The last shot I remember was we played the Bear Trap. It's the 15th hole part three.

I did something just ridiculous. That's the last thing I remember. We had three more holes. We got home. I remember everything that happened after. All of it. Damn. Were we tough to handle?

It was fun. You were tough to handle. It was pretty inappropriate. It was wild time. And I was talking about the next day because I was in the cart with him. And I was like, dude, do you remember? How funny was it when we were talking about this? And he was like, what?

We went to dinner. We went to dinner. We went to dinner. We sure went to dinner. restaurant. I don't remember I drove your car, dude. You were quiet for the two hours we were there and you probably had 5,000 chips.

It was insane. In my defense, I hadn't, it was such a stupid decision. I didn't eat all day leading up to that and then just pounding drinks. We had this one shot on there. It was like a 99 proof, some shit that was behind the corner and there's a video of us like going into the liquor store before like behind the scenes

and like figuring what we were going to get. And I'm sure it was like one of those situations where like the, you know, the sales goal for the month was to sell like two of these shots. And the girl sold us like six and she probably is going to get a big bonus because nobody buys these things. And they're like flavored 99 proof. We hit that on the course and it was. I don't remember leaving the course. I don't remember getting to the restaurant. When I watched the video after they post it, it'll be the first time I remember what happened in the last three holes.

It'll be fun to watch. It'll also be kind of horrifying to watch. I have a video when I woke up the next day. The first video I see was Perez like kicking a field goal with the beer can. I don't remember it so it didn't happen. So keep an eye out for that. Something that I want to do behind the scenes. You mentioned the behind the scenes.

I haven't even talked to you about it. I know at some point the content's got to stop. We got to pull it away. I think behind the scenes at Joe's wedding would be the greatest thing. I think, without a doubt, I think you got to pull the trigger there. We're going to have to get you like a portable charging dock somewhere. This guy's phone's going to be on like 24-7, but they're going to think Bob is like a hired. Yeah, like the video walkover for the wedding.

He's like a vendor. I am excited about it, though. It's going to be a fucking blast. The fact that all these guys are there, and it's just going to be an open bar, rowdy night, and it's going to be amazing. I'm looking forward to it.

I really, I think it's going to be so fun. But yeah, I'm down for that. Bob craves the content so much. I'm in this guy's wedding party. He's going to have me hold a camera while this guy's walking up the aisle, dude. He's going to make me go to work while this guy's getting married, dude.

I will say, though, I think Bob's speech is going to be epic. Yeah. If you know Bob, he's like, when he gives, like, a speech, like, he comes in heavy, and, like, but he's going to roast the shit out of me. But there's also going to be some, like, very sentimental shit. I think it's going to be pretty freaking epic. Like, I'm, you know, not to put a high expectation, but I do have a high expectation for that speech. I'm ready.

Yeah, it's got to be a mix of roasting your heart and then some sentiment. You know, it's a little bit of this, a little bit of that. Marriage is tight. dude. Bres will not be giving a speech. One of my favorite things put it on the shirt, dude. When they came over the idea, yeah, dude, good things in mind.

We had a pretty easy invitation over usually we have, I don't know if you guys know, grill guy on Instagram, he's a close friend who works with us well, who usually does like the awards and all that, and he wasn't going to be there. So we had Bres do the award ceremony. And you walk into the place and he's on, like, the podium. He's like, we got a driver

for Mark, and he's just hammered to wear. I think we roll back Perez tomorrow for the Breezy Open. I really do. Six, six, six, six. Yeah, I'm in. Again, Breezy Open. Raffle tickets coming after. We're going to be

jumping into a little bit of a Q&A now. So our guy Vin's going to be going around, I believe if we have a mic for a little bit of a Q&A and then we have trivia to follow. Yes. Fire away. Let's go first.

Do an egg. Oh, we got a hands. Early hand. Quick hand. Going to need some hands. Hands. Hands. What do we get in the ROM Taco Challenge?

Oh, wow. That's a fair question. I had the same question. I actually think it's going to have, I mean, Grant has played with him, and according to Grant, so this is not coming from us. But according to Grant, he actually wants to do something with us. we love him. He's awesome and I think it would be amazing

and he told us actually the second time when we went for our Callaway social shoot that he was like all in on doing it so I think a lot of these things it just comes down to like finding the right timing obviously during the middle of the golf season

it's hard with some of the live guys it's easier because their schedule's a little bit more open but I definitely think that's one that we'll get in the next year I think that's very very possible and it sounds like he's all in on doing that. Step one would probably be us reaching out.

We really think that he's just going to hit us up to do it and talk a challenge. We'll see where it goes after that. I think three videos that are definitely on the radar is you've got to get the Homer rematch. The like

the end all the rubber match. The rubber match. The rubber match. The rubber match was looking for. The best of three. The Bryson, the Bryce and us doing the break 50

with him. And then the ultimate golden goose would be Zander, who apparently said, Yes. Yeah, but he likes busting our balls. Like, he likes, I don't think there's a better shit-talker and guy that we have more fun with than Zander to wear 18 holes with him would be a blast. I do have a text from Pat Perez that says, let's break the internet.

Now, that's fun. So that's a fun one. I think he'd be a blast. Yes. Yeah. There's a few guys who just get it. Zander, it's crazy because when you, like, the first time we met him, we didn't think that he was that great, like that, like outrageous. because he doesn't show that on a lot of these guys don't show that when they're playing because they're dialed in but he bust balls like crazy and he's hilarious yeah that that would be golden so so we're on it and uh next cue

cue so this question is for FP primarily but before you actually officially joined the channel like when did it become kind of a real thing or a real possibility to you it's a good one That's a good question. I don't know. I don't think I ever, even when we made video, like when I came out and made some videos with you guys and even the foreplay match, I don't think I ever was like, I probably should have been thinking this way,

or I just was like, never was like, this is a tryout, like this is my chance. I just was coming out and having fun. We'd gotten to know each other. It was a cool experience I felt like. It's not like when you guys started, this and it became a golf thing that it ever felt like there was a spot that was open. You know what I mean?

So it wasn't, you know, I wasn't applying for the job. I didn't ever feel like. I think when that barstool, four-play video came out of our match and I just sort of saw the way that they edited that and they can pick any way to do it. And just, you know, I felt like I was in it more than I expected to be, I guess. And then they premiered it, I think. So I could see like the live comments and stuff. And I was sort of like, whoa, this is kind of bizarre.

And then, yeah, I think maybe at that moment I thought, like, I still didn't think I'd be with you guys. Again, because it wasn't a spot. It would be like, well, maybe I should think about doing something. You know what I mean? Well, we weren't going to let you go rakes. Yeah. We love rags, but you weren't going to race.

Yeah. And I was like, no, no, no. He's like, would you want to just stay with the guy? I was like, absolutely. He's like, all right, cool. we're gonna, I'm gonna talk to Bob and we're gonna draw something up, we're gonna get you in here.

And I was like, oh shit. Like, I gotta see what this number is. And I, you know, I gotta figure this out. I was like, fuck. Your exact words were, you show me a check for $70,000, I'll quit my job right now. $17,000 is gonna job right now. I think that's what you said.

Yeah, it's pretty, you know. Yeah, and then I had to like sort of, you know, convince my wife that it was the right move. I don't think it was. So, I mean, clearly it proved to be, but I don't think that was like, the right adult decision necessarily. I'm going to give this accounting shit up

and I'm going to go play golf. You know what I mean? It's just not. It doesn't really make any sense. But yeah, it's weird. I wake up every morning and I'm like, where the fuck am I? I'm like, oh, shit.

That actually, this last three years is actually true. I think you having no expectations made it that much better to where like people always ask, oh, who's going to be the fourth and whatnot? Obviously, it does make more sense that four. It would have to be something that's like such a natural fit

the way FP came in. The way FP came in, it was just such a, it was just a no-brainer. There was never any question about it, so I think that's always the way that would be, but I think you having no expectations really did help. Here we are today. Good cue. Yeah, very good. Next cue, if there is one. Keep them firing. There we go. The cue. All right over here. I miss Q. Do you miss Q?

Every day. Barber? Yeah. So I just got a question. Are you still in contact with the Duke? and when can we possibly expect a rematch? Great question. Or if he's coming to Jupiter or if he, you know, going back to L.A. Duke's a little erratic, so he's hard to get a hold of. I would love him to come on an episode.

Yes, I still talk to him, and it would be, I mean, to have him on would be amazing. He really is like that. And then when I saw him come to that first T-box and take that swing, my eyes lit up. up. I mean, it was the great. And I used to always love these municipal courses in L.A. they used to love going to because some of the characters that you stumble upon

at like, oh, at like 11 a.m. on a Wednesday or something at a random time. Some of the characters you see, there's always a content opportunity, so I always loved it. But yeah, I would love to see the Duke. You always stumble across characters. It's like Bob's like a giant ringleader of

a circus. I think some people are looking at him like that, too, quite frankly. Who's this guy? Well, I think with Bob Too, he has no hesitation. So I think, like, the first time we ever golfed together, when we had met at the hotel, he's like, do you like to golf? I was like, yeah, who doesn't like to golf? So he's like, let's go play.

I'm not very good. And I show up, and, you know, I always wear, like, you know, pretty crazy outfit. So I was, like, wearing all red. And I started walking, and he sees me, and he just takes his phone out. He's like, just walk a couple steps back and come back towards me. I'm like, yo, this guy's fucking nuts. And so then I started walking, he's like, you know, Red Ranger here, Joey Colton.

And it's like, I think because he has no shame, like he just goes right into it, it allows it to like cultivate and actually like breed, whereas a lot of people wouldn't do that. Just be like, yo, what the hell is this guy wearing, you know? So Bob has an eye for it and sees it, and it just, he's the best of what he does. Appreciate that, Joseph.

True. You actually, Jet put that original golfing with Joe and the tribute video to Joe today at the end. That's awesome. I never seen the video until I didn't realize that was the first time you ever play golf. That's fantastic. I feel like we'd have to go to Duke, though. I'm not, I don't know how you get on NoFi list, but I'm pretty sure he's on one. Next cue. Hey, Bob, can we get a 2024 update on the Jackals? Another good one.

Yeah. They play every season. So now with me that being down there, I'm going to be at just about every single game. So they're gearing up for the fall season. Fall ball. Yeah, fall ball's coming. So my dad's been having a ball with it around Jupiter a lot of times. Like he goes to the supermarket and people notice him.

And to me, that's like the funniest thing of all time. But yeah, fall ball, we will be ready to rock and roll for the jackals. Didn't they just win? Yeah, they just won the summer. So they're rolling. I'll let my dad know that you have. That's great. This is approaching a dynasty level type of thing here.

Almost unfair. You got to ask questions. Okay, do we have one more. We'll do one more cue. One more cue and then we'll hop to the trivia. Let's do two. Let's do two. We'll do two.

When are we going to get Mikey V on one of the eating challenges with you guys? That's a good question. The thing with Mikey V with his regular job, it makes it a little bit difficult. But I think we're all in, especially after we've seen. like just like how committed this guy is on the brilliantly dumb show so I definitely think within the next year we could definitely bring him

in people know who he is there's a good crossover so I think it'll work out we got to do something like preposterous for if he comes on and like I'm down just to bury him in food like I want him to be crawling to the last couple holes but yeah that's a good point I think we definitely try to get him integrated

within something like that I think it's a no-brainer I think we have one more down here. What does the DoorDash bill look like after Joey D's Bachelor Party? Hey, Jamie, pull up that DoorDash. We had, I mean, I think at any one time for meal, there were three different restaurants in-rout. I think we had P.F. Chang's, five guys. Five guys, and Wendy's in-rout at one point. They all came.

thank God staggered. It would be a real shame to have those guys run into each other. I don't know how those guys talk to each other. Like, geez, these guys are fat. The Wendy's Frosty's Tower was one of the most absurd things. One of the greatest things and one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen. We also had the first, was it the first night or second night? We were there.

We had Grimaldi's. I've never seen that many pizzas for like 12 guys. like every guy had his own personal large pizza. There was like 20 pizzas. It was ridiculous. So there was plenty of food to go around. I don't know what that bill looked like. Bottom lines, we got a problem.

We're aware of it, for sure. Definitive problem. All right, we have some, go ahead, Pop. No, nothing. I got, I got, I got others. We got some good trivia. We got some good gifts coming out here as well. I think we got merch going out as well.

So the ticket's going to take this over. trivia time, your show here, Pop. All right, let's jump into it. I had way too many Red Bulls to confidently do this, but I'm going to do my best here. Fat Perez famously yelled what, after his hole and won at the Breezy Invitational Chicago. Are we picking people or we shout?

I think we might need to do a hand-up situation. Should we pick a number one? Yeah. Go ahead, Bob. I got right here. Yeah, let you pick him. Heather Center. Give this man a hat.

Good for us. Maybe this man at half. Sure. The meaner you look, the more chance Jet calls you out. Nice, nice guy. We do one and done on the wind. So how are you?

Just first hand up, right? Okay. Why does he have a mic? I need your eyes on the first hand up every time. My eyes are down here. All right. Ready to go on number two? My eyes typically are, you know.

You use the ball. Next question. I thought this is a wild question. Jet came up with a lot of these. Whoa, whoa. Callaway Ambassador Steph Curry has the NBA record for three-pointers made with

3,747. True. Who might be number two? I got one over here. That's incorrect. Oh. I got right here. That's correct. That's correct. Right. Jesus' shuttlework.

Snag. Good cat. Hands. Hands. Hands. Let's throw a dozen golf balls at someone's hand. No, throw it. Jed also thought Reggie Miller was the answer. He did. He sure did. You're in good company there, my friend.

I still constantly was like, wrong, wrong. And he was almost as confident as you were. Maybe more. It's tough scene. All right, next one. Staying on the Callaway train, lover guys at Callaway.

Name four Calloway pros who have been featured on Bob does sports. I got him right there. That is correct. That is correct. He said, at first he said me, and I thought he meant him, but he did. He said

Ram, Zander, Minwu, and don't toss the balls. Do not toss the balls. Don't throw the balls. No, I'm not. I wasn't going to throw the balls. Fras me the balls. Can I toss the hat for? There we go. Wow, that was a good one to answer there, young man.

Getting balls too. All right, next one. At which golf course did Bob make his hole in one? Oh, I was, damn it. I wasn't paying that. I did see you over here. That's correct. PJ National.

That's correct. P.J. National. True. Who's next? You got to lock in with me here because this is locked in. You ready with the air? Go for it. Go for it.

In what city did Joey Coldcuts famously have his Fern Gully Forest meltdown? Right here. Wow. True. Blue. Bats. Fun fact, I am getting married at that same golf course.

It's only right. I said that I would, in addition to paying the bill, I would also pay for the landscaping. Which hotel did Bob and Cutsi, I'm toss it in there, myself too, Meada. I got the back right there. Yeah.

Sure. Four seasons, we need an exact answer. It's got to be specific. We're over here. Oh, no, that's a different one. That's a different one. He's tough. He's halfway there.

He's halfway there. He's halfway there. It's Beverly Hills. And the road that it's on it. Yes. Oh, she's got it over here. We're just naming a shit now. Sort of.

This guy's just throwing out. This guy. I almost want to give him. Get that man at. Get that man at. Starts with the W. Will Shire. Yes.

There we go. That's what we're looking for. You were getting ahead anyway. All right. All right. Okay. Next one is where did Bob and Jet go for the first ever Bob does sports video? Wow.

Nope. Somebody. One per person here. Oh. That's tough. Do you already go? No. Go for it.

Nope. Good guess. That was a good guess, but no. Close. This is tough to see, by the way. Can we give a clue? By the way, it was the first video. We got one over here.

By the way, you guys, everybody's got YouTube on their phones. Just pull it up here. Close. No. Yes. No. Great video. Not the answer, but a great video.

You haven't seen it. Go watch it. I've in the micro. We got one over here. Yep. Yes. That gets it. That gets it.

Yeah, that gets it. Sheboigan, that gets it. Sheboygan, Wisconsin. Shiboykin. By the way, whistling straight. That's where, home of also what we call the Milwaukee meltdown, we were at the airport and Jet was editing the video. It was the first ever Bob to sports.

And the company that we worked with doing things sent the slightest bit of feedback to him. To watch him meltdown at the airport was, I thought, one of the funniest things. Because the feedback was very, very minor and he lost it. Was it worse than the Tahoe Taha Tire? Tyraide was tough. He also had Europe in the afternoon foursomes. That didn't happen. Next question.

What's the question? I actually... Whoa, whoa. What do we have coming in here? Hold the phone. I was just about to say, a little bit of a drum roll here. I stand corrected.

We got another Calloway question. This one is for the AI Smoke, Calloway Driver. thanks to Callaway for bringing that out. When did Callaway sign Bob does sports? We need a month and a year. I got one over here. Go for it.

Wrong. Give this man an AI He used to smoke it. He didn't. He took that question. He ain't I smoked it. May your drives be as smoky as Pierre and Denver.

Pop, how many more you got? I got quite a few. Oh! Greatest Hates. Better question how many hats he got left. I got... We got golf balls. We got a bunch of hats.

We got a bunch of hats. All right. Next question. What was the item Fat Perez 8 in his first ever speed golf challenge? Oh, he already got one. Just over here. Blue. Talk about it.

Wow. Yeah. Yeah. I nailed it. I thought somebody said, boom. And I won that speed golf. Did you really? Sure did.

Sure did. One of the greatest clips of all time, FP coming around. Second wind, baby. On the drone, catching a second wind after the taco. That is one of my favorites. It's my dad's favorite clip. He watches it every fucking time I'm home. I remember you're like, he's going, Bob.

He's going. He's going. He's going. He's on his horse. All right. Next one is, what was the first drink or food? in a Bob does sports challenge. Beer and hot dogs.

That is correct. That correct? 100%. It was beer. Scottsdale beer, and then we ran it with the hot dogs. Hats? Fly well. There's bacon and peppers.

It was bacon and peppers. All right. Next one is name the restaurant Cutsi worked at before leaving for Bob does sports. I saw him over here. I saw him over here. Okay. Who you got?

I saw it. No. That's close, but no cigar. Blue polo here. What do you know what the restaurant name was? Damn. That was... Mm.

What Spago's is Wolfgang Puck, too. Get the man a hat. Yeah, it was cut. Where are we going? Yeah, I'm being a ballbuster. It was cut steakhouse by Wolfgang Puck, yeah. Wow. Tussed a couple hats in my day.

All right, next one. How did the Jet get his nickname? I saw that. I got right over here. That is incorrect. No. That's correct. That's correct.

It was his pace. This guy's going home with like eight hats, dude. What did you tell the story, Bob? Yeah, it was during COVID and the guy that I was working with at the time, he would get a little bit rattled when the videos would come in and the turnover time just wasn't great. And Jet would send in these videos. He just, every episode, he would send me in my DM's videos. So finally I started using them and he just would send it the second that a podcast would drive.

there would be five videos in my DMs, therefore Jenny hated it at first. Worst mistake ever made. Yeah. Wasn't your first nickname the kid? Yeah, he called me the kid. It was a great name. Yeah. Then it was just so fast to my job that it changed.

Should have been a little slower, dude. Yeah. But if you came around and everyone was just calling you a kid. No, but the kid, it's like Ken Griffey Jr. It's like Billy the kid, yeah. Yeah, but you're the jet, but people call you Jed. People just don't, well, I'm not, listen, there's plenty of worst nick names to have. I'm good.

Sure, sure. Speaking of nicknames, the next one is, makes me uncomfortable. It's about myself. At which university did the big ticket earn his nickname? I got white shirt all over it here. That's correct. Mountain ears, baby. The old mountaineer.

Hey, tell the story, Tick. Hey, tell them, Bob. Tell them, Bob. We got two more hats over here. Two more hats? And we got a little Calloway gift. You got a text waiting for. Okay, sounds good.

I will get to that one after this one. Name the golfer most featured in Bob's Instagram story account outside of the Bob does sports team. Oh, I think I know this. And to call him a golfer is wild. He's a character. No. It's not a PCHI player.

It's not a pro. Oh, Jamie Showtime, Showtime, Featherston. Every time, Featherston. That was fantastic. It's got a John Daly swing that's not quite as good as John Dix. All right, we got one more Callaway question for a brand new yet to be released in stores Callaway Opus Wedge. Wow. All right, how about that?

Thanks to Calloway yet again. What Calloway Wedges does Joey famously play? That's correct. That's correct. Come in and collect your prize, sir. Proud owner of a new Lobway. I will tell you, I'm switching

to the opus, and they are sweet. Joey does. He's some wet shots. All right, we got one more hat here. All right, we got one more question. This was actually referenced earlier in the show. Before joining Bob does sports, what was Fat Perez's occupation? I'm a count.

I miss it. All right, that does it for the hats. That does it for the trivia segment of the show. Fantastic. Okay, prize one for the top golf original challenge winner that's going to be going to Andrew Weissman. Give it up for Andrew Weissman. Where's he at? Oh, he's coming up. He's coming up. Where I go? Mr. Weissom. And now we're going to be raffling off as well for three different Callaway clubs. That's three different Callaway clubs we're going to be doing the raffle

as well. Club one is going to be the R.H. Opus 56 degree. And we're going to raffle that off. F.P., if you could go ahead and pick a name out of the hat there. Hope you right-handed.

There we go. James Blackford. James Blackford. Hey! There we go. Come on, ah. Open.

A little bit of a delayed response. You will not believe the spin you get with this thing. All right, he's out. For Club 2, R.H. Opus 52 degree S-Grind, all-stock FP. We're giving away a gap wedge here, people. Again, hope you're right-handed. Alex Johnson. Alex Johnson.

Come and get away. Gap wedge. Gap. it. Yeah. Everyone needs a gap with. Jail Bird. Club 5.

AI1 Jailbird, Allstock. Can I have this? That's a cruiser, too. I kind of want it. She got some weight to it. Oh, this is a really good putter.

Big one. Look at that girl. Sam Langston. Sam Langston. Come on. Oh. Yeah. That's a good one.

Winner, winner chicken dinner. Is it a breezy raffle? It's for tomorrow, right? So this is going to be for tomorrow. For tomorrow, Breezylome, you're going to be one name. One guy is getting all four. It's going to get all four. Okay.

All right. So one name is going to be getting all four to take their friends to the Breezy open tomorrow. Somebody just got screwed. Somebody got screwed. That's on me. Still screwed. I got one in my hand.

I got one in my hand. Here we go, Stubb. I have one in my hand. That's going to be Nick Schneck. Nick Schneck. Oh! We'll see you tomorrow, pal. We don't have anything to give you, though.

But you'll be there. Yeah, either take the day off or quit your job. Hey, work for you, Steve. It works for something better than others. Don't tell your wife. Do it first. He loves his wife. See you tomorrow.

Guys, thank you so much to everybody coming. You guys, lock it up. Thank you. Truly the best. Big shout out to Callaway. Big shout out to Top Golf for getting this all going here. And then for those coming to the Breezy Open, we'll see you tomorrow. But again, you guys are the best.

Thank you so much for coming out tonight. That has been another edition. Bob Dobs Sports Podcast. Love you guys. See you next time.