Bob Does Sports Podcast - Dissecting Joey Cold Cuts

Episode Date: July 19, 2023

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And Joe sees the numbers and he turned around. He goes, yeah. And the tray. The drink. Oh, no. So at one point he was laughing so hard he was like this. He was like, ha, ha. He tried to gas for air because he was like choking because he couldn't breathe.

Reach for this. I want to start the podcast so people know going prior, telling you that unfortunately we're not getting. Whoa. We're not getting Tiger. Bob, why would you say that? Because Joe, we came here for the podcast thinking that we were going to get Josh Allen and Patrick Mahomes and here we are at the fucking, you know, Bali sweet.

This room leaks of lotion. Look at us, dude. We thought we were going to get so many guys of pride. I've realized in the last couple weeks that we are a traveling circus. And it is more evident now. than ever. Traveling circus who can't get guests. Yeah, dude, we thought we were going to get everybody. The entire

entertainment and athletic and musical world is in Tahoe. He's not, he's not wrong. And we could barely get jet to come down. It looks, we had to pull teeth to get them down there. It looks like we're being held hostage

and we're asking the government to like bail us out right now. We're at the Harris. Look and, uh, look at this like, Like the said we have. The person I feel the worst for is the ticket because he had to haul the entire Pelican around for two days. For a podcast, we could have done in L.A. Oh. To be fair.

Did I not say, let's just leave the equipment at home? You did. We'll do it tomorrow night in L.A. and we'll talk about Tahoe. We're not going to get any yes. You guys were like, well, we're going to feel really bad if we could have and we didn't bring it. No equipment. That's a losing mindset. We even talk to someone about a podcast?

No. It's a losing mindset. I think Cutsi DM Holmes. I did not. You DMed them. Did you not deal? Not about the podcast. What did you say?

I said, we're going to be in Tahoe. And he said, are you cadding for Josh again? And I didn't know what to say. It was tough. Did you give him something back? I said no. Did you get a big old... I saw him in the high limit room last night, and that was that.

Did you get a big old scene under that thing? He told him He told him The candy bit Was hot He told him the candy bit was hot Oh boy We were up at the

Travis Matthews Truck And Cutsi This guy that got us up there He doesn't work For Travis Matthews He's got like a big Instagram account

That he was able to get us up So we're up And we're up and we're up And he goes Yeah man I love what you guys Are doing with the Quater shoes It's really

And he doesn't look at it He's like I don't work for Calaway It's no different than when you were catting last year and they gave you a Corona premiere shirt to wear. You don't work. Like, they just give you the fit because you're there for that. I was sponsored by Corona.

And this guy is sponsored by Travis Matthew. I love you, that's why he's wearing the thing. I think oftentimes I am misunderstood or I just am not aware of how sometimes the things that I say with the intention of how I say them actually turns out. That's fair.

You know what? Clap it up for Joey Dade, man. That's true. That's really nice. You still do say the things you say. I do, but I will say this is that I am actually, like, I have very good intentions. That being said, I know the road to hell is paved with good intentions, but I do mean the best. I just think sometimes things escape my realm of control.

And we need that, Joe. These things are always amplified anytime it happens in and around Bob because it's always, then it's magnified to the power of 20. and then it's, you know, it's like, you know, this is how it works. This is why we're traveling. Better come correct around Bob, man. Yeah. To my credit, I don't think I barely ate yesterday.

It doesn't matter. They don't know that. I was starving, tick. So? I was absolutely ravaged. If you hadn't eaten in four days, could you have taken someone sandwich out of their hand and eaten it?

If I know. I don't take it. Maybe. There was plenty of. Man, I'm starving here. There was plenty of other sandwiches. We did, like, when we went in, when we got to the buffet line, I looked back and they were still talking to the guy,

and I looked back, I was like, damn. Like, we might have went a little, and I might have led the charge on that, so I don't think it's- You know what I did too? I saw that we were, and I was like, Bob, you go ahead first. And you just gladly paved the way you just blew right by me.

Even so much that you didn't even take a fork. You could go back to the girl. Like, I need forks. There's no forks over here. I'm trying to eat my sandwich. Anytime we walk into like a corporate or any sort of tent, if there's a tent, the awareness levels just disappear. It's bad.

Well, no, if there's a tent with food. Well, listen, man, if you're going to invite us and there's food, we're going to eat. We're going to eat. We're going to eat. Yeah. Do we crowded a lot of walkways? Oh, we did. You know?

Yeah, we didn't. We sort of bottlenecked that place. We're kind of bigger, man. It's easy to bottle neck any place that we walk into. We need to go, you know, we need to go, like, in a line when we're... Single file. We stand in just a big fat pack. Dude, this. Anywhere we go, man.

Prestige Worldwide. They really flipped the switch today. Yeah, who was when they were done, they were done out there today. Bin Yaman. Bin Yaman hit one of his rage. You know what I'm calling it? I'm calling it the Tahoe tirade. It was nothing.

Dude, you went on one of those moves. He didn't win. It wasn't here. Well, you don't know what happened. He was screaming as we walked through the crowd. And Bob's like, Bob looked at him. He's like, chat quiet. He's like, well, they're getting the full experience now.

Yeah, because there was a fan who asked to take a picture. A fan asked to take a picture and then was walking right next to us. He was listening to the government go off on Joe. And he was just like, oh, dude, it was the Tahoe Tyraid. If you're calling that a tirade, then we haven't seen it any. That was nothing. I'd even say that it's carried over to right now. No, but that, well, it's about to.

I still think you're pissed. That was nothing. Oh. I've never seen you do that. I didn't see the Milwaukee meltdown. I wasn't there. To be honest, I was like,

I was kind of, I was more so trying to like get you guys to like get your shit together. Like I was like, you guys were not taking what we were doing seriously and I was like figure your shit out. That's all that was. But on top of that,

Cutsy body bagged me 10 minutes before, which was tough for me. That's a fan that came and asked for the picture. I watched him. he was walking by and when you were going off on Joe, he was smiling like this watching. And then that's what I said to you quiet down. You're like, fuck you, Bob. I'm going to quiet down.

Well, sometimes you guys just need to hear, you know, some hard truth. I think it was a little overwhelming for Yaman. I will say. Oh. What does that even mean? He's got good intentions. He's got good intentions. Being in a crowd with all those people, Bob.

Why is that? We do this all the time. Why are you putting it on him? Overwhelming. I can. You said, you said. You said the first day you're like, I'm good for the one afternoon and I'm done. I can't be around more people than that.

You said that. No, but it's not overwhelming is not the word. Well, what's the word that you would say then? You were over it. Like a, like. Overwhelming is not, it's not saying he's like. It's not over. It's more so like you guys.

He was done. He was ready. He was clapped out. He felt disrespectful. And then I got body bagged multiple times. I'm not going to last night. We went. We go.

We have a with with our crew, we go out a lot. Okay. And we get, you guys get recognized a ton. We also, we also order it in a bunch. You're about to catch it. I'm on fire today, Doug.

I told, I, here's what happened. Last night we went to dinner or something, and then we went out after. Now, when we go out with all you guys together, you guys get recognized all the time.

Okay. And I would say that, I would say maybe like 20, 25% of the time, I get recognized and the ticket gets recognized and it's like, it's all lot. And I,

that's totally cool. I understand. Like, when somebody comes up to you guys, guys and introduces themselves to you guys. And me and the ticket are standing right next to you. I will not be a part of this. I'm not saying you're part of this.

It is common human decency, whether we're a show or whether we're not a show, to introduce the people around you and not make it like we're in seventh grade and you're sitting outside of the circle. So last night we leave and we go to Tahoe or wherever we went. We go to Bally's. We go to Harris. And I was like, you know what? I'm going home.

I was like, listen, I was like, I was going home. I was like, I was asleep. For the most part, I don't even like going out after that or whatever. I was like, I'm going to go, I'm going to go to sleep. And you're like, no, let's fucking go to Harris. I think FP was like, come to Harris. I was like, all right, I'll come for 10 minutes. We walk in to Harris.

We're in there for no less than 10 minutes. He's in there. By the way, looking to lean as hell. FP Tass on the back because FP knows him and Cutsi knows him. And FP starts talking him. And myself in the ticket are standing right there. And next thing you know, we're gone. Like, it was over.

We were just standing there, and then we were, like, not there. So me and the ticket, we're like, all right, we're out. So I walked home. And then today at, this is right about where the tirade began, because I was, like, ready to go. Somebody comes up to you. He's like, oh, Cote's like, good to see you. But Cuts, he goes, oh, hey, what's up? And then he looks right past me to FP.

And he goes, have you met my boy, FP? Like, he's in the show. And then I'm just like, okay, I'm out. So I just backed up. And I did not think Yaman even wanted to be introduced to this guy. Now, in my defense, I didn't want to be introduced the guy. Okay, but in my defense, earlier in the day, Yaman was next to me, a Bho comes up and says hi to me, and I look at him, I'm like,

have you met my friend? This is my boy, Jett. He's changed it three times, suddenly since it had been. My buddy. I wasn't, I wasn't married. So my point, if I will finish, because I'm completely mis-comper, I don't know what word I'm saying. Even if we didn't, if you were a normal person,

you were introducing yourself at work to somebody, and your guy was next to you, you would just introduce your friend so he doesn't feel like he's fucking, It was a quick box out. It was a quick... That was to me more the issue. That quick... That you were boxed out.

Quickly. I want to give you the floor. So we get to Harris, and you're exactly... Exactly what you said is correct. But it was not just a one-on-one conversation when... The issue is that other people that come in and see us talking to him... Yes.

That are... That are, like, like, B... We got cranked and that's the box out. And then when we went in there, did I not look at you and say... Where's Jet and ticket? Go get it. I called ticket and I looked for it.

I sent him out to go look for both of you. I understand, but the damage had been done. Like that was, that was like, it was, you know, it had been done. And I don't, again, I'm not even like, it's not about us. It's, it's just. We dragged you from the roof where you didn't want to leave to help us film something at the bar. So we knew you were, you were there because we dragged you down. Oh, that must have added to the tirade.

That was the story that you've done. So you could, you just, like, you got to give him, you got to understand that he just forget. You said come down and film this, so I was annoyed about that, so he came down. But on the way down, it's, there's no way your mind can be thinking, oh, the jet standing a foot away from me is not interested. It wants to look like a clown, so I'm not going to introduce him. I'm not talking. I normally always introduce them too. Whatever.

When we take a photo and I will say this to no avail, I always say, Jet, get in here. I will. Right, but sometimes it's very clear that the person who asks for the photo is not interested in the photo. Well, they can go kick rocks. I'm saying that's understandable. Like that I understand. That's part of the get. But I do just, I do want to leave it with saying, though, with Joe saying the

overwhelmed thing, I do get that in the sense of sometimes, like, I think us three, like, we don't want, we can go all day, like, with pictures and stuff. I do think there comes a point where, like, you're kind of, you're done. Like, you know, where you want to get out? And I don't blame me. And I get it. So I do get that. There was a time, though, when we were leaving.

And, uh, these fans, right now, so they're asking for pictures. And we're like, yeah, yeah. And they're like, where's bin ya? And where's pyjaman? And Jet was right next to me. And they're asking and they're looking around and all of a sudden I turn and he's almost like hiding behind a tree.

He's like so clearly he didn't want to. So I do get FPS sent to that and sometimes you don't know. I see your side as well. I think as a group we can be better. It's more so the person you're introducing. I don't want them to be like this guy's a clown.

I think it's gauging the situation. I see it from both sides. I think it's gauging the situation. I, uh, we saw a, we saw a fan who said to me, he goes, uh, he goes, yeah, Bob, we saw, uh, we saw a ticket leaving. And, uh, we asked him for a picture and he just looked at us. He was just like, oh, this doesn't really happen often. And then two minutes later, another guy with a Viking stealing jersey came on. It doesn't matter. Why did I say that? It's fucking stupid. Um, he comes up and he comes up to me and he goes, you're the big tick, right? And I go, sure am. And then he was like, all right on, man, keep going. And I was like, you want to pick with me?

I got the pig bug. I got the pig bug. I got the pig bug. I just had one. Yeah, it's nice. And he was like, I'm sure I'll got you around. Somebody was getting a picture. No better time than now, pal.

Somebody was getting a picture with them. He took a few pictures. Then he looked at me. He's like, hey, big ticket. Get in this photo. Oh, yeah. Yeah. No, he did it.

It did. No, it was good. It was good. It was funny. It was on top of the quater truck. No, I just rolled in. By the way, I will also see this. For how much we hang out, we really don't fight.

No, this is not even a fight, dude. I'm not seeing this about this. I'm seeing in general, we get along very well, and we're not exactly the easiest guys to be around. Like, I can understand that I'm very clueless and could be very difficult. But when we do fight, we fight in front of 70,000 people. It's definitely a couple of heavyweights going in. It's a very, very close-knit group.

When we got off the plane, we were just talking, we were just gabbing for like 20 minutes walking, as if, like, we knew where we were going. And we looked, we weren't even in baggage claim. I could totally see that. We were just talking, and they were just, like, where are we? That's because something ridiculous happened on the flight. That's another, we were talking about. Oh, man.

Absolutely. No, but this isn't your fault. Well, well, what? Yeah, it is your fault. Is that your water? Yeah, it's my water. Okay. Do you need it?

Would you like something? Do you need it now? Is there a cup? Will you forgive me for everything that's awesome? Will you introduce me to this water? We were on the flight when the Page Baranek video dropped, which was by far our one out of ten video for where it's at right now a few days in.

And we didn't have Wi-Fi. So it dropped. We were just able to get our promos up. So like right before we took up, we were able to get our promos up, we get in the air and we just don't have any Wi-Fi at all. So me and Joe, the entire time are trying to get into Wi-Fi. Like, flights without Wi-Fi.

Now, I know it's going to sound bad, but it is true. It's like flights without Wi-Fi now. are brutal. It's hard to think that there was time. Yeah, it's just, especially without the TV. It's prison. It's tough, man.

So, yeah, so finally we're up in the air and Katsy's freaking out because he got Wi-Fi and he's in front of me. He's like, Bob, look, look. First off, when you go traveling with Joe, we've talked about the airplane thing. Like, Joe will talk to you in his normal voice as if we're in this. He won't change. He'll do it in elevators, airplanes. He doesn't change his voice.

He doesn't lower his voice. You're guilty. to get that too, by the way, and you might be worse, and I had to get that out. No, worse? Are you kidding? Who do you think is louder in an airport? Him or him? I am

thinking it's putsy, but I will say usually they're the dynamic duo, so doesn't matter. He's so bad. I mean, to hit him over the head with some info like that? Well, no, he knows. I've told you this. Never have you said that to me. Oh, man. You don't think that I've told you that you're loud in airports. Or he said it, and I've joined with him.

Maybe you quietly joined. I missed it. But you two together. is like decibels. It's like fucking the Seahawks Stadium, dude. I'll say what I know as loud as my laugh. He gets me going. He gets me going. But also, also, you guys will talk on like the jetway

about the most private matters of all time for the world to listen to. There's like a family going to like Disney World behind you. Yeah, I'm not a fan of whispering. I'm not a fan of whispering. I don't think whispering, unless you're in a library or you're in a church. What?

It's shocking information for me, too, by the way. Why do you need to whisper on an airplane? It's responsible. Just respecting the people around you. You don't need a whisper, you just can't scream. Do you want to hear other people talk in their normal voice? Do you want to hear other people's private conversations? Do you, are you interested in that?

I don't think I'm saying anything that's wrong. Like, why do you need to talk at a quieter level on a plane, but not in a hotel lobby or not in a, I don't understand. What's the different? Any public. You know what it is, to me, the best way I would describe it, it's like an elevator. Like when somebody comes into an elevator, you don't necessarily want them to hear word for word what you're saying. you use a different voice, you know what I mean? I think the much bigger offense is

the no headphones, just watching. We won't get into that. For sure. I am taking it. There's a couple more things. That's got to be interesting. But anyway, we're just name this pod Bob Flames Cuts.

It's a great fucking title. It's a really great fucking title. Get this man on the, on the production side. Yeah, wow. You won't introduce me to have to see the thumbnail now. So, have you met the dick? He's the only guy.

man so we get in the air and finally Joe gets the Wi-Fi so he turns to me and this he goes Bob he goes Bob we're in it and goes to the Wi-Fi so he goes to the page YouTube to see like what number it's doing one of us had it one out of ten to see like what how well it's doing and he goes on it and it's crushing and while he goes to look at he's turning and he's looking at me the views and we're both looking at it together and the guys walking by with the tray of all these bars to eat for a snack and and Joe sees the numbers and he turned around

and he goes yeah and the tray the tray it almost fell out of the guy's hands peanuts and shit went flying everyone all over the girl next to me

Bob was laughing for 10 minutes he couldn't breathe so at one point he was laughing so hard he was like this he was like ha ha ha he tried to gas for air because he was like choking

because he couldn't breathe. I've never seen him do that. I was really, I couldn't breathe. It was really bad. It startled the poor girl next to me and the fucking nuts and chips and shit went flying everywhere.

I'm telling you if I had, and then for 20 minutes, was this before or after he was listening to the episode with no headphones? So then, yeah, I mean, look, it was maybe for 20 minutes every time he turned to me, I had tears streaming down. We couldn't stop. It was. It was. We were laughing.

He just goes, yeah. And I was like, fall, look it's this. The guy was holding the nuts. It went like this. And he had to like grab, like it almost went flying everywhere.

I'm telling you now, it wouldn't be as good. But if I got that on film, it contends with the garage door. Yeah. It was. It was that level of. Dude, it was,

his punch struck. It was like a Mike Tyson upper cuts. Dude, and Katsy's got some power, dude. I'll wear this hell. I'll wear this all day long. Oh, we're dying. But then a little bit after, I hear, he gets the Wi-Fi, and I hear my voice, I hear Perez, I hear all of us. And I look up and he's watching the Bob does a fourth episode.

And he's not using the headphones. Yeah, that's criminal. And I couldn't believe it. That's criminal. That's worse than the airplane. This guy's not using headphones. So the flight attendant looks by walks by Looks down at him

Then looks back up keeps walking And then goes attention to the cabin I just want to remind her please if you're watching internet Or something on your device Please make sure you're wearing headphones Doesn't put in the headphones Just keeps in I was like Joe put in the headphones What Bob?

Yeah I got the big headphones you know for the podcast Like the noise cancelling ones and they're great But you have to wear them around your neck Like when you're walking, it's the most bizarre, like, it's not comfortable. We're permitted in the United States of America to own more than one set of pictures. It's part of our, it's part of our freedom. I have the AirPods, but I left them at home for Nicole to use when she works out.

So I didn't bring them with me. Yeah, I'll tell you, if you're sitting next to somebody, it's, that's human torture because they can't move and they're forced to listen. It's like what they did in freaking Waco to get the people to come out. Yeah, you're right. Exactly what they did. It's exactly what they do. They just blare shit that they have to listen to. You know what else is wild?

Yesterday, someone gives him headphones. Can you believe this? You can't make this up. It was on like the sex hole or eighth hole. And they're like, hey, we're giving out stuff. We've got to give you one. And I look down in its headphones. Correct.

Which it should be like, oh, that's exactly what I needed. We're flying home. Great. Then I see him tried to give these headphones away no more than four times. I'm like, Joe, no, you need those headphones. I made that lady's day by giving it to her. You cares, but you ruined, you ruined 50 more than that plane.

You ruined the whole plane from people's day tomorrow by giving it away. Again, I have good intentions. I know that that woman has headphones. She was so happy. She left, she's like, you made my day. We got one more. And by the way, I did do a very nice act, Bob, when I left the plane. Bob Bates.

I helped this lady take all of her luggage. out of the overhead cure. You did, and what did I say to you? You tapped me on the back. I don't know what you said. I said, that a boy. Bro. Yeah.

He did, he was really good. He let the lady go. He got the bag. I said, that a boy? So small planes are terrifying. So then we have one more. Another one? We're on the tea box with Corona

and Josh Allen's getting ready to come up and Corona's got a bag of footballs that are Corona branded. They look at me and Joe and I'm about to go grab a football to throw to Joe at the tea. Which you did. They look at us and they go,

they're like, Bob, you can throw it, but just make sure you have. guys don't give it to any fans because I was didn't hear that by the way like Josh Allen's gonna come and sign those balls and then we're gonna give them out so it's like oh yeah no problem so Joe just runs just a good hole just flag route and I over I caught the ball too no I over so kid caught it no I I threw it over I overthrew you and it comes balancing by and I'm watching this and slow much I'm like there's no way he's gonna give a fan

a football now so Joe picks it up and we're watching it you saw me watching it And the corona people are watching it, Joe sees a little kid and he just comes over and he goes, and he hands the kid the football. The kid was so happy. Bob dropped to the floor. Yeah, but I didn't hear what they said to you, Bob.

I wasn't there when they said, don't give the balls away. So how would I have known? I thought you knew that thing. No, I wasn't. I was running a fucking post route. But Joe, instead of saying, oh, my bad, I didn't know. I didn't hear that.

He goes, what? I made the little kid's day. Double-down. That's the thing. I do this thing called doubling down when you do. You do. You do it on. And I think something gets me out of the issues.

Some call it doubling down. Others- It never takes you out of them. People wonder why you're not to sing, sorry. I wish I said it's going to say, it also can be called not taking accountability. For a Canadian, he never says sorry. You know? I fucking hate you guys.

Bob does. We love you, Joe. We love him. We do love. You know what, Joe. We love you. much. Tell him how much we love him. Seriously. I personally don't. No,

I love Cutsi. But tell him why. Cudsey, let me introduce you to my love for you. Yeah. Yeah. It's a new segment. Well, I was trying to introduce him to it, so, to like, show him how, but I just can't. Come on you. You got to get me something. You're telling us to introduce you to people. That was the joke. I love. Cutsi, no, I love Cutsi. I would do anything for

Cutsi. I will see this. When I moved to L.A., and I've said this before, you two were my parents. You, like, took care of me you paid for my meals you paid for everything he drives he drove me everywhere he still picks me up he'll call me and be like do you need a ride here do you need right there i love cussie like cussie's family yeah he's biggest heart yeah he's biggest family the biggest heart i will say anyone in this room i would i would literally fucking do anything for every single one we know and and and i think sometimes i'm brash and like again i just think i'm misunderstood and i do think i have good intentions but yeah man this is this tough podcast this'll be tough to listen i will definitely

be listening to this with with with with with with I will be listening to this with headphones on oh because I don't want anyone else to hear it just on a plane that's oh yeah maybe an Uber on a separate note Josh Allen is gonna fucking man yeah let's talk about Tahoe and Josh Allen is he took us for three we were he we were hanging out the seventh hole he came by seven he hit his shots and then I don't know if it was your IDFP or he's like yo just walk with me we walked three holes with him and it was pretty fucking cool it was really cool yeah Jet doesn't get like,

Jet doesn't get like, not Starstruck, puts a word like, you aren't impressed easily, I would say. If I saw that, I'm gonna be pissed. Would you agree with that?

You're not very, you don't get star struck. He's like golf. Do you remember we're walking down the fairway and right away, like our first 30 seconds with Josh after he teed off, he looks,

he's like, who just ripped ass? And like, I just looked. And I just looked at, none of these guys could have. And then you just press, I just like,

I took a couple steps back. I let him kind of get ahead of me because I knew I had it coming and I let it go and I called it pretty quick and I was like bad damn and then and Josh's like he's just like he was in like mid sentence he goes and also who's shit themselves

and I was like looking around and I'm just like that would be my bad dude like I tried to do it behind he's like we're downwind I didn't think he goes I didn't think it follow us and then I can taste it yeah I can taste it what is that ketchup Ketchup and onion.

I just, I just, it's so funny that we came out here. We thought we were going to get so many guests on. And here we are in front of a red wall. Questions we would ask Josh Allen. Yeah, everybody got one?

Dude, imagine. Yeah, it's like, we thought Mahomes was going to walk off 18 into our, into bally's, into our, it was,

yeah, we're fucking morons. Idiot. We're so dumb, dude. We're so dumb. Thanks for bringing it all. Thanks for bringing the equipment.

We also have to like, it isn't even like it's a cool spot. There's a wall in my hotel room. This camera angle stinks. It's got to stick. It's just red back. If you tuned into this pod thinking, oh, I'm going to get a little lake in the background. No, you're an idiot.

You got a thermostat. I can't fall asleep early tonight. I got a cat. I was at 9 o'clock last night. I tried to get you. We talked multiple times. We called you a bunch of times. We called you like a lot.

We talked on the phone. No, to be honest, I was a little disappointed that I didn't have any missed calls from me. you guys. What? Yeah. Prior, prior to you guys going to dinner, the play was I wasn't hungry anymore because I ate eight. I went too hard at that happy hour. And the play was you guys were going to go to dinner. I said, now I'm good. And then to call me when you're done. And there was no call after that. I assume I was under the impression that you originally were like after you're like, I'm going to rally. And then shortly after you got back, it was kind of understood that you were done. Well, Bob always says he's going to rally. And he almost never does. The worst times you were coming down to the blackjack table. That's the thing. And you kept not coming down. That's exactly right. When was that?

You gave us little, like, you gave us little, like, checkpoints. You're like, you're like, oh, we're going to go upstairs. Like, when you go down to the casino, hit me up and I'm going to come down. So we hit you up. You were like, well, no, not right now. Like, hit me up when you're in, like, casino for a little bit. We hit you up again. You kept, you kept punting the checkpoint.

Oh, I thought the original part was when you guys left dinner. You punted two times. And then when I woke up, I was like, wow, I didn't have a miss call. But before dinner, we were, me, FP, and Joe were all playing blackjack, and you're like, yeah, I'll come down. Yeah, yeah, I might have done that. Okay, all right. Yeah. Speaking of the casino, Joey D at the craps table.

It's fascinating. I had never, I had heard the, I had heard the stories. And then I saw it this morning, and it was wild. And then FP was telling me even more stories about how, like, he'll, like, correct the dealers and, like, the pit bosses. Yeah, it was wild. He'll, he'll tell them when he owes them money. And he'll pay out to something. He's like, yeah, well, I, I move that over there.

actually owe you a dollar and they're like oh yeah yeah yeah 100% it's pretty wild hip boss he's like he's right yeah I was underpaid I think Perez said if Joe's at his most comfortable when he's on a crap stable it really is fat I mean you and uh Joe and Tickett went on a run but to watch in between roles how well it it is absolutely the way he's throwing the chips around and he's just if you just heard yeah high noon high noon midnight yeah all these this lingo it's like you don't even know what are you And me like I don't I don't I don't give them a one because yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm very generous with the crew I'm always generous with the crew and now one

thing I can say is even like when we go to restaurants stuff I always try to take care of people in the service industry because it's respect plus play he even put a bet down for the crew and hit on yeah he'll do that you put a lot you like a dollar and like two or three dollars behind yeah so they're on it with you so they're rooting for you to hit. How did she get so into craps? I'm a degenerate. Okay.

I remember, I have a vague memory back when I, even when I was back in New York before I lived here. And you, did you one night, like, you got drunk or something? You took an Uber to Vegas or something? Yes. That was, I remember seeing that. LA to Vegas. He took an Uber from LA.

With a guy he named is McLaren John. You were at, you were at. We were at Toka Madera. Yeah. No, you're at the nice guy. No, we're at Toka Madera. You really think I'm going to take an Uber? No, but this was in, like, like,

like a couple years ago when you were probably more down to clown. Yeah. It was, it was pandemic years. I was still the same way though. It was during the Masters. Yeah.

It was Saturday. And it was like the Sunday was coming up. And I was like, man, it'd be so sick. Like we were talking and we're like, imagine watching the final, the Masters at Vegas.

I'm like, damn, that sounds fucking. Were you hammer? Oh, I was hammered. I was hammered. I was hammered.

It was like, that sounds so fun. You were so sober. by the time you touched the strip. You know, we didn't get to the strip till 6 a.m. We got to,

it was a red eye, we took a red eye. It was at night. We went midnight. We fell asleep in the Uber and we woke up. It was like 5.30 in the morning. Did you regret waking up where you woke up?

Be honest. No. What did you do? Yeah, kind of. What did you do? Like take a nap? Crap.

You didn't take a nap? I booked a room, was showered and stuff so I didn't feel like like shit. And then we went down. I think we watched soccer. And then... I used to do that.

In the same clothes on? When you go to Vegas with Cutsi, he has the rewards thing and he knows so many people because he spent so much money there. That I went with him the first time I ever went with him. He's like, I got us a nice upgrade, Bob. Free of charge. And we walked in. This room was one of the biggest rooms I have ever stayed at. It was the...

It was the... It was unbelievable. I'm like, yo, how much money do you spend there? And he got, like, they gave him to start, like a free $1,000 to play with. Damn, dude. He just walks up to the roulette table. You told me to do it. Put $1,000 on red, gets banged, and then just walks over.

Oh, my. And I had heard stories. It's a voucher. It's not cash. Like, you can't redeem. It's not really money. It's promo. You have to bet it.

You have to bet it. Sure. But you don't have to bet it that way. I like the big one is the special. I was like, I have a better chance of winning a 50-50 than like slowly dwindling it on something else. I like that. I like that. It's a loser.

That's how you lose money. It went the wrong way. What did the Uber driver say? Remember? We got a limo. Yeah, you did. I called my host. What are you driving in Vegas?

It's a scene with him. When the Uber driver pulled up in L.A. And he looked and it said, Las Vegas, Nevada, what did he do? It was a $350 Uber. But Uber doesn't tell you until you pull up. He was just like, oh, shit. He tells you.

It shows where it goes. It doesn't tell you where it goes. It tells you how long and, and, um, he was going to be a big hall. Okay, okay, okay.

Yeah. Look, and it was. It's a fun drive. I mean, I almost Uber to fucking San Jose. San Jose that one time. Yeah,

that's wild. Just to kill time. Just to sleep. We have the longest week and a half coming up, by the way. The longest week and a half. I'm so excited for Canada. I'm excited.

I'm excited. I'm excited, too. And Jets, passport came in. Oh, I'm not going to like. Congrats. The passport showed up.

What? Yes, congrats. Yeah, I don't want to miss that trip, man. No. That closes it down. Tahoe, we got a lot. One more night. Just give it everything that we have, boys.

Yes, sir. Let's get some food. Let's play some grabs. Let's have some fun. Folks, we love here. We appreciate you. That's been another edition of the Bobra Sports podcast. We will see you next time.