Bob Does Sports Podcast - Fat Perez Attempts To Make The PGA Tour!

Episode Date: April 25, 2024

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The Q. I think a lot of people wanted to know about it. It was a super fun thing to do as a new event to create hype and some buzz and kind of leverage the YouTube golf space. I think was really smart. Being able to participate in it was a lot of fun. Very different golf than what we do on a weekly basis. I enjoyed it now. I'll never be one round away from the PGA tour, which is pretty freaking crazy. We did a fireball challenge with foreplay. We didn't see it coming. The fireball challenge that we've done is probably the drunkest that I've been. of all the challenges that we've done, like, over the beer ones and everything. Big announcement, the Breezy Open.

We got two new ones. We got June 28th, Breezy Open in New York at Harrison Meadows Country Club, and then the Breezy Open in Colorado. Colorado. I've never been to Colorado. Denver. You want to start to shout out Brendan Jones? You started.

You were about to. Would you say one of the best producers, just producer or producer-loved? I think he's the best. He's fantastic. He's better than you? Yeah, absolutely. Got to be. Wow.

And you know what? If you asked Brendan, Brendan would say that, that Jeff better me. He's a professional. The guy came from the MLB network. I love Brendan Jones, but I think that the yaman is the greatest of all time. To ever do it? Yeah, he'll probably kill me after this podcast. No, I disagree.

I got to share my opinion. I always do. I'll never steer away from it. I'll say I'm a lucky guy. You created your own luck. Like you say, you're lucky, but you created that. I always say I never say this, but I only see. started getting lucky once I started working hard.

Sure. You know? There's stages of luck. There's like four, three or four, like levels of luck. And some of it's just like blind lottery luck. Some of it's like right place, right time luck. And some of it's like grinding hard work got lucky luck. Those are not, that's not the same level of luck.

They say luck is when hard work meets opportunity. Sure. Yeah. Do you think you've created your own luck, Joey Day? I don't know what's hard. I have a question for Yaman. Would you say you're a big believer in men? Manifesting your destiny.

No, absolutely. Talking about manifest destiny? I'm a believer in working hard, but that's the manifest. Well, not as much lately. Now we got you got Tick and Jensen doing some more stuff now. No, but I'm saying. The last couple times, Bob, you said he's taking a couple of inings off. I take a couple plays off for filming for sure.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Doesn't mean that he hasn't lost. I think he's gone to the point now where he doesn't have to work. Let me even Tom Brady doesn't play defense, dude. It's actually a testament to him that he's gotten to the point now where he can take a step back and he can delegate. I don't take a step back. I think that that success is rooted in hard work. What are these? What are these? He's a big state. You just have these posters all over your arm. I'm not a poster guy. You just have like,

he's questioning my work ethic. Possible is nothing. Muhammad Ali like postering a guy's questioning. I also say you're the greatest of all time to ever do it. I'm saying after Brendan Jones. What what I'm saying is that I think you used to have to work harder. Now you've created a little thing that where you can start to delegate and you could take a step back and start seeing what the next step is now. Sure. What's next step? Oh, just working hard. Clown.

That's awesome. If you weren't in Bob to Sports, where do you think you'd be today, Yoms? Somewhere. Working for, uh... I'd probably be working at like bar stool. Eric Andrews-Lang? No, I actually edited a couple of videos for Eric Aaron Anders-Lang back in the day. He doesn't have a clue.

He sent me like some merch. I have a random golf club towel. All right, boys. well, we don't have the par three Poppy today. Somehow, Poppy thought that this was going to be a Zoom pod. And I thought that it was very, very clear that this is not a Zoom pod. We've even done a Zoom pod in forever. Literally not a Zoom pod.

I talked to him before, I talked to him before we started this. And he's like, all right, I'll see you in a bit. The days, the days like, wait, today he's. I talked to him this morning. And the days leading in, it's clearly like your place in the morning. 100%. I think my guess is that he woke up late, knew he was not going to get here on time and thought his only play was to act like he always thought it was a Zoom.

I spoke to him this morning. And honestly, that I can kind of like, I like that move. Excuse me a little bit more than I like just literally not ever thinking we were doing this. That's not what happened. I spoke to him this morning where he's like, he's like 10.30 and I was like, I think it's 10 because we're going to Sorrow after. And then I guess he asked you and you said 10. So he logged in at 10 Yeah

The stream yard I don't know where he logged in Because there was no link Yeah he asked at 10 a.m. He's like where's the link? You know what? I think he's full of shit I think he's absolutely full of shit

Running late Oh And then it's just like I'm gonna play this one When I talked to him he was a little groggy Oh there it is We did we did film We filmed the sportsman until almost 11 o'clock Oh the horrors

We had an hour and 40 minute hot These guys were talking sports. Nobody cares. These guys were doing who's a problem at 1056. I'm not making excuse. I'm saying that. I didn't think that was fair, Joey, I'm kidding.

I didn't think that was fair. He's still holding that work comment that I did. Which it wasn't a bad. It wasn't a shot. That was a little unfair. I was kidding. I respect that. But my point was is we didn't finish almost 11.

He probably didn't get to bed till late. So that would clue in with the, that would tie in with the fact that maybe he slept in. It's amazing. You did that podcast after the Fireball. Were you hammered your challenge? Oh, yeah. Yeah,

yeah. So that you were eating Chipotle could barely string a sentence to get. No, I had Jersey mics and then I got... Oh, Jersey Mikes is what he said, yeah. Culver's after. What?

Yeah, I go on binge. I've been having, like, bad binge eating. What the fuck was... What do you mean? Colvers is new to the air. It's new on Postmates. Isn't that, uh, isn't that J.J. Watts? Yeah.

It's a Midwest. We had it. We had it. When you guys were doing, oh, I had it. You guys were doing the, the PGA Tour Superstore thing.

Didn't your dad say that's his favorite? In the episode, when you asked Kevin Steupe, what his favorite, did he say that? It's a Wisconsin staple or something like that. It's not even fish on the cheese

that they put on the burger or something. He's a cheese curd guy? No, he doesn't like cheese. He doesn't like cheese? No. Fred sent a picture a while back, but it had resurfaced. the other day of Bres' dad

in a Buffalo Sabers jersey. He's in like a goalie jersey. It's like a, it's a jersey hoodie. Yeah, it's a hoodie. Clearly just a hoodie in the design of a jersey. With pajama pants and Adidas slides. On a real. Pass out in a chair.

With his cocktail next to him. Three quarters of a cocktail next to him. You had those old Adidas sandals that had the nibs on them. You know, where you put your foot on it, it like, rub up again. It's one of my favorite photos. That's how he goes to bed every night. He spends half the night sleeping

like that on that chair and then he wakes up at like three in the morning. That's what I used to. Or like two in the morning and he's like oh, like, whoa. And then he like goes into bed. And so then like he wakes up in the morning and like it's like nothing happened.

I just does that pass up every day. On the couch late at night. I'd wake up at two, three in the morning and I saunter into bed. But you would also fall asleep on the floor. Sometimes, yeah. Which is Mr. DeMar Sr. would do that. Yeah, yeah. I like to feel grounded, you know, like right down.

And there's a nice carpeting. It's, I don't know. There's no rhyme of reason. Yeah, dude. Don't make you so. I also had a shitty couch. You did. It kind of sucked.

Yeah, it was terrible. I appreciate you opening it up. Yeah. Listen, but the bottom line is I didn't have the best couch to lay on. So somebody was laying on the carpeted floor Was actually more comfortable Which is a wild statement It's the biggest purchase in the like

You can get anything else You can get IKEA everything else You just just got to do the couch right And then after that it can all I just ordered a new couch It's got a new couch It's gonna be a month before I get it Maybe six weeks

Six how difficult was this couch to get up through here Difficult? They come and they they figure it was no problem Yeah the movers But yeah You could take it off by sections. Okay. I keep getting like, they're like following up whether or not it's a whole thing.

They're confirmed. I can't return it. So like you got to make sure it fucking fits or like you're fucked. Nowadays, anytime you order something, it's a minimum six to eight weeks before you get it. If that, by the way, you're even longer. Mine's like June 1st to June 15th. Oh, my month. I mean, what are we doing?

Do they just not have it in stock? No. A lot of them come from overseas or like European or something. and then fucking forever's tough though because it just depends on where you're buying it from. Like if you buy it from like some like kind of down the middle furniture store, they've got like couple options.

They've got it in stock. Like you had a place like a pottery barn where they've got like multiple fabrics and you like pick something out. Yeah. They don't carry every couch. That's what I've done. And the 20 fabrics that they have, right?

They got a fucking custom essentially make the couch for you. There's just so many pottery barns out there though that you would think that they would. No, but they're, almost offer too much. Yeah, they're a big chain. From like a color and fabric standpoint that because it is so nice, they have a lot of options, but you can't, you can't possibly carry every combination of furniture and every combination of things like ready to go. I got respect for those, the furniture delivery guys. Oh, God. Oh, man. They just, they work like dogs, man.

You've seen the ones that have like the, um, you ever had a mover that's had like the, um, like a rope almost? like they like leverage these like string and rope over carry a bunch of shit like oh yeah yeah you know what i'm talking about like they backs must give out they can carry the crazy 10 years later which is these like rope that they like it's crazy it's it's it's i dude that's like back breaking shit dog i think the toughest job in the world is to be a professional mover oh think about moving your apartment every day nothing worse there's nothing worse in the new place Just a new place every fucking day with no end in sight. Mind you, a lot of times those guys, I'm fascinated by it.

So when they came from me, I was asking them questions. Sure. They said a lot of times we do two a day, sometimes three a day. That's insane. How is it going to be. Oh. Speaking of crazy here. Wow.

Is this going to be good, man? Is this going to be? Oh, he's in June. Wow. Look at this guy. That's a good look. You look good. You know what?

You thinned out. That's a good look good. You're thinned out. You definitely have thinned down. Wow. Yeah, you look really good. Oh. You know what?

This looks good. Yeah, this looks good. Yeah, like ankle socks. Yeah, dude. Wow, Pop. Now you got some explaining to do. Yeah. Yeah.

Can we bring them in? Did you ever really think it was a Zoom pod? Take a seat. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. I'm talking to us, but you look. You really do.

Yeah, you really do. best you've looked in a while. I'm going to need some like some pointers dog yeah no I got you dog oh it's what's here's discipline are those new kicks too yeah I got a haircut you look really I'm a new guy man yeah wow pop is no if only I was on time did you really think it was a zoom pod or did you wake up late and that was your out no I was talking to Bob about half an hour before this thing started and I should have known because I was like yeah we got to do a quick pod because it's about 50 minutes from why I am he goes yeah but it's only 40. minutes for me. And I go, yeah, but for me, it's 50. And so when he said 40, I should have known

it was here. Dude, I was sitting at 10 a.m. with my coffee sitting in front of my laptop, making sure that I was, hand up, though. It's on me. I mean, look, the hand up goes up. I'm really ashamed of myself, though. I don't know what I was thinking. I don't know what I was thinking. How do you get so thin so fast? Jet, I don't know if you can hear that, but Jet asked, how did you get so thin so fast? I don't eat anymore I We haven't had a trip in a while

That is true It's true And then I was spent There was a period there During the Masters Where I was at Bob's For like four days straight And every time I came over

He's like we got Grimaldi's And that It's like a 400 pound motherfucker And I was like Dude I'm trying to be on a diet And there was one night We were watching UFC And I ate all the pizza

I ate all the We had Vinnie's Great night. It was a great night, but I had a great pie too. It was a cheat day. You know, you got to have one. If you have one cheat day a fucking month, then you're going to be all right. Sure.

I've had a few. You should have one a week. Yeah. You got it. You got to do it. You'll, you'll collapse. Well, here's the thing. If you don't do the cheat day, then eventually I find that you'll just sputter out.

The cheat day, the cheat day is what keeps you going, right? It gives you that little taste, that little lavish taste. Absolutely. in the midst of all the health. And then you could keep, you could actually last longer with the diet that you're doing on with the spurt of a cheat day here, there than if you don't,

and then you just completely fall off the way. Yeah, I'd heard that. Sure. Yeah, I, I think it's fine to have a cheat day. My cheat days have gone a little, it's too much. I can't believe that you got, I mean, I saw the Jersey mics, because you had to wait in my car to let the guy drop it off.

Two subs. subs? And then you ordered... You're the giant. And it was... Dude, it was 830. How did you even have time to order Culver's? I did a regular cheese steak, and then I did a mini Italian, and then I did

a burger and fries and a milkshake from Goldberg. You ate it all. I left half of the milkshake. How was Culvers? Is it good? Pretty good. Yeah, it was pretty solid. But yeah, no, and then you wake up and you feel awful. I worked out this morning, but it was a grind. I just...

Yeah, we're just... For reference, too, we did the fireball, a fireball challenge with foreplay yesterday, and we didn't see it coming. Like, I think when you do the fire... The fireball challenge that we've done is probably the drunkest that I've been of all the challenges that we've done, like over the beer ones and everything. So they had a fireball concept in the first nine holes and then hit us with fireball challenge in the next nine holes.

But it wasn't actually built in like a fireball. Fireball challenge. It turned out that way, kind of. Yeah. You know, it was slinging the, Slinging the Rock yesterday was Mr. Stuby. Stubyville. It was on fire. Pretty good yesterday.

They were like baffled how good he was playing. I know. We're just used to it. I said to Trent at one point, I'm like, how does it feel? Playing with Mr. Perrette. Honestly, it feels really nice. I'm like, yeah, that's us on a regular dog.

That's us on a normal basis. Trent might be the nicest guy in social media. Yeah, he really is. such a nice, just a genuine nice, and then like, we played against him and I'm out rooting for his shots. Like you find yourself kind of rooting for, you want him to

hit a good shot. He makes a big putt and you're like, oh, that just kind of banged us. Yeah, yeah. I'd be like that. He's just, he's very, very likable. He really is. We're talking about Bucket with Trent, right? Talking about luggage Trent guy. Luggage guy.

Luggage guy Trent. Luggage guy Trent. Who's that? It's not a bachelor. Do we, is this okay? Are these okay? Sure. I think so. I wouldn't, you would have told me. I think it's fine. At this point, it's fine. You brighten it up a little bit. It's really okay now. Hey, we could have been on Zoom. At least we beat that. I'm so goddamn ashamed of myself. You shouldn't be because you look like a monster right now. Wow. Yaman. However, um, wild thought. It really is. In my head, I talked to you last night. I knew you were in town, but for some reason, my

brain just I don't know I'm I was wrong I was wrong I was dead that's clearing out and all your synapses are fine I was smarter as a fat guy it's like yeah George Costanza stops having sex and he becomes the smartest he's ever been sure but the opposite of that so like yours with your weight you're you're starting to you're starting to look like Josh Allen lots of set everything went right yeah that's right that's a funny line yeah know the shirt I thought we're seeing the shorts now all the time You think so? Yeah, man.

It looks okay. You get a little sun on you down there and it's going to be good. It is white. Yeah, but crispy in no time. It's only one way to change that. How do you think this alabaster skin is going to fare out there? Not well. But the whole outfit with the shorts look good and the shoes.

I appreciate it. Appreciate it. I don't deserve this right now, but I appreciate it. I sure do. We've lost three B camps, the sun already this year. What do you think you'll fare out there? Not well. Not well at all.

Green's. We call that fucking green the, widow maker, dude. You think getting hits your worst nightmare? It's the fucking sun, dude. You think you're stronger than the sun? You see a ball coming, dude. Fellows, big announcement, big announcement that I think we could definitely roll out now.

The Breezy Open, not the Breezy Invitational anymore. Now the Breezy Open, we got two new ones. We got June 28th, Breezy Open in New York. at Harrison Meadows Country Club, and then the breezy open in Colorado. Colorado. I've never been to Colorado. Denver. Mile high.

We went to the airport. We sat in there for a layover. Big airport. On the way to Cincinnati. Yeah, you remember that? Big old airport. Oh, yeah, but we were, I mean, I don't count that as being. I'm just saying.

Didn't you have a layover there for like 24 hours and just found a way onto a golf course? I got kind of banged with some delayed flights. So yeah, I ended up having to stay the night. Oh, I remember. And I thought to myself, well, if I'm going to stay the night, I may as well just bump my, like, why am I going to fly out super early? I'll fly out in the evening.

And then, yeah, I found a way to play some golf at Denver country clubs. Wow. Had my clubs. I mean, why not? Sure, I did. It's a nice place. It's obviously you're at altitude, so you hit the ball further. You hit the ball like 10, 15% further.

So you have to, like, factor that into, like, yardages and shit. That's wow. You're like a mouse to cheese, man. you will find a course wherever you are. I'm gonna play some golf though. Yeah, you are. Yeah, sure will. 100%.

But yeah, good one. So running it back in New York. And then Colorado people probably didn't see coming, which is cool. Because I do think there's a pretty big demographic out there. And I think we could have a whole lot of fun. It's going to be beautiful there in July, too. A little bit cooler. It should be a little cooler than your average, like, East Coast summer.

Mountain golf is special When I was living in You know in Canada And playing mountain golf I think I think playing near the ocean is my favorite But like as close second is like being up in the mountains That's tracking in Kansas And Wistler?

Up in Wistler Yeah What did you call him with him in Basel? The Barnaby bucket like where he was like He was like making He was making references Burnaby Burnaby Burneby The Burnaby Bucket

The Burnaby Barn burner Yeah. Yeah, so be on the lookout for that. We're going to be putting on our Instagram accounts, you know, where you can go and get tickets. It's probably. Oh, today's Wednesday. This is probably come out on Thursday because we have FP at the Q coming out and Friday. Tickets are out tomorrow.

That's, yeah. That's the next topic of conversation. The Q. Now, we couldn't talk anything about it. I think a lot of people wanted to know about it. So, Stub, I'll give you the floor. Your thoughts on the cube? It was a super fun thing to do, a super good idea for Myrtle Beach as a whole and for the Myrtle Beach Classic,

which is a kind of first year tour event opposite field to the Wells Fargo. So for them as a new event to create some hype and some buzz and kind of leverage the YouTube golf space, I think was really smart. and in turn, like being able to participate in it was a lot of fun. And obviously, Ticket, you and Bob kind of being right there through the whole tournament round and practice rounds and stuff. I think that's a little bit, you know, very different golf than what we do on a weekly basis. Kind of have to get into a different mode. And, you know, there's a lot of ups and there's a lot of ups.

a lot of downs and you got to like manage that stuff. It's easy when bad things happen to like spiral. But it, you know, it was a tough golf course. There's a lot of great players and I enjoyed it. I don't, unless they keep doing this stuff and inviting me to it, I don't, you know, I'll never be one round away from the PGA tour, which is pretty freaking crazy. That our space has kind of opened up opportunities like that. And the response so far to the video they put out is, you know, it's doing very well on YouTube and it's been a cool thing to watch. So, yeah, I mean, did you guys have fun through it? Like, caddying it.

Yeah, I enjoyed it. I enjoyed it. Because I had never, I've never experienced like a competitive, like a tournament like that and being in it. My whole thing was just stay the fuck out of the way. Like I was just trying to be very cognizant of like lines and it's just like just stay. the fuck away. A tough scene was on maybe the fourth or fifth hole. It was a par three, and they let you use the gun.

So super turn, he's like, what's the yardage? And I was like, I'm like, 2.10. And I just used to have this thing. He goes, it can't be 210, Bob. And I was like, nah, it's 210. He takes it, guns it. It's like 175. Yeah.

I felt bad. Like it was funny as shit. But at the same time, I felt bad because it's like, you don't want to be. It's the last thing. should be worrying about is that. So I kind of felt bad, but it was so fucking funny. I mean, it did you ask him yardage after that? I mean, I, I think I all, I think from, I think from the first he, I, I definitely had like an eye, like I had a bit of an audit eye on, on the things that he was saying. So, yeah, so I was, I was always a little cognizant. And you can't, you can't,

You can't go out there as a player and just blindly, like, whatever you say, I'm not even going to think twice about. Like, you've got to be, like, seeing the same thing. And there's a difference in your eye between, like, how far the trees behind a green are and a green. So, like, if you would have said 210, I just got up there and was like, I don't see it, but okay. Like, that doesn't work.

Yeah, the other caddies, too, like, you could see them, like, talking to their player about the reeds and stuff like that. And like, even the guys who are like on the cornberry, like those guys, they're like pretty legit caddies and like they'd be talking about it. And then I would just be on the side like with Poppy just like shooting the shit. Perez would be getting his own lines. Bob would like get the pin on the greens. And when he said like get out, get the fuck out of the way, he would literally like walk off

the green. He's standing 10 feet off the putting surface with the flag just by my bag. Just like, I don't know where I'm going to stand. Yeah. I don't know where I'm supposed to be. but I know this over here is fine. Yeah, that's, yeah, I just, I really want to stay away, but it was funny too. And I think it might have helped, like, if Perez hit a bad shot, like, at first he would

be pissed, and then he would come walking over by me and Poppy. And, like, we'd be talking about the most ridiculous fucking thing. Yeah, that definitely helps. I'll say that. That definitely helps. It's nerve-wracking to caddy. Like, especially if, like, it's, like, that's a serious thing. Like, when I had to caddy, I had never done it before, when I caddy for Josh, and he's

asking me for like the reads there were times where it was like it's nerve wracking because you don't want him to like follow your read and then completely miss the pot so like you know sometimes i'd be like okay well what do you see like this is what i'm seeing and like what are you you know because i just it's it's it's it's it's it's it's nerve wracking to your point you don't want to be like you want to help but at the same time you don't want to bang your guy so yeah i could i could i can gauge why you would have done that, Bob, because there was times where I was catting, and I was like, oh, my God, I don't know. Or, like, there's times where he'd be in the bunker and he'd shoot it onto the green, and then you have to rake the bunker, but then you have to go up and, like, clean the ball

and, like, place and look, and I was, like, freaking out, like, how am I going to get there in time and trying to, like, go fast? Like, there's a lot to it. Yeah, it was, it was different to, I was nervous for Perez in the sense of, it's such a long course, and it's just, it's intimidating. You see those guys out there. It's serious shit. Yeah. I mean, there's a, there was a, even when we played in the practice round with some of those, like, pros,

but there's just a clear difference between those guys and their game and their distance. And these guys, these guys are still trying to make it. You know what I mean? Like, you play with some people that are, like, aspiring pros, and it's the best player you've ever seen in your life,

and they're not good enough. And it's pretty crazy. It just tells you, like, that next level to the PGA tour and then like like a Scotty Sheffler who's dominating the PG tour how much better a guy like that is then like I'm probably I'm probably closer to those like tour pro guys that were playing in it. Yeah skill level than they are to Scott and Schaeffler. What do you think it is? That's how like that's how crazy that shit is. What do you think it is when you get to that next level? Because all these guys are skilled. Is it just confidence and just like yeah. I mean like they all like like like they all like like they all. Like they all. have like if they all hit at the same distance they all pretty much have all the shots yeah it's like the confidence to hit the shot it's the experience yeah like this it's really just belief and like and and and just like kind of killer instinct mental management like a lot of it's not the golf anymore like these guys like there's plenty of guys that hit like scotty shephylid doesn't like necessarily bomb the ball yeah like he hits it a good ways but he's not like known to be like a crazy long end or

necessarily. Do you think you're closer to Scotty Sheffler than Bob is to you? Damn. Jesus. No, it's not even like a shot. It's like a serious. I could use Cutsi also.

I'm saying, I'm saying they're closer to you than you are to. It's a good question. It's a great debate here. If you look at it like a handicap, if you look at it like handicap wise, if we're going to call these guys 14s and I'm like a scratch or a plus one. What's you like a plus seven?

they're 14, 15 strokes away from me in theory. If I got 14 or 15 strokes from Scotty Sheffler, I should, I should be able to compete. Because they're like, he's probably nine or 10 strokes better than me. Scottie Sheffler. Yeah, that's cool. I mean, if you go out to shoot a regular round. If you talk about tour pros, they'll always say like,

oh, these guys are like plus six, six, plus seven, plus eights. Right. But I don't know if that's true. because like if I go play the T's that they play from, they're going to beat me by more than six or seven shots. Yeah. Clearly. Yeah.

Right? Like a good round of golf from a tournament T for me is going to be like breaking 80. Like if I can shoot 79 on like a tour course, they can shoot 69 like it's no issue. They can shoot 65, 64 now at 15 certs. It's probably pretty damn close. I think it is close. It's pretty close. That's crazy.

The cool thing, I mean, the reason why I ask you is because like you'll see sometimes like some of these pros will be like in a funk or like they won't be doing well and then all of a sudden like a billy horse will go shoot 63 and win a tournament they still have it so they have it it's just it's just it's just a manner of like everything coming together and i think the thing with if we we watch scotty at the masters it's like you went there's no point when he ever goes to a shot that you feel like he doubts that he's going to make a good shot like he he has so much confidence that it's just like like you said it's almost believing that you're that you're just, you're never out of the hole, you're never in a bad spot. It's almost like he, he always feels like he's gonna, he's gonna come out on top. I also think he doesn't,

like with the footwork and stuff, in the way that he swings the ball, it's pretty clear that a lot of his games feel, right? Because his feet don't even slide in the same way necessarily as they, like, as they like do every time.

So like, to me, like some of these guys that get hyper-technical and, like, positions and stuff, even when they feel like they're a little bit off it can be like I'm not perfect right now so I'm not like even they I don't know I feel like they don't have necessarily

they can't just play the game a little bit because they know in the back of their mind that everything's not perfect where with him he's just kind of moving the ball around anyway so even when his shit's maybe just a little bit off it just feels like he can game it like a little bit more than like a guy that like goes in the week feeling like they're not swinging well

And like if you come in the week and that's your mindset, you're probably not going to win. I want to so badly, I wanted Homer to win that. I really didn't. He was right there. But you just, you were watching Scottie. You just knew the guy was never going to falter. He's lights out right now. It was too tough.

It had to, going back to the tournament, the queue, it had to be cool seeing FP in that environment, though, because we're so used to seeing him play with us and like, do what you do, that it had to be kind of cool to see him within a tournament-like structure. I kind of honestly think, like, I wonder, like, sometimes, like, if you or I were in, like, a situation, like, how bad we would you. Because there's so much mental, like, you, like, you don't be like, oh, that's good. Like, you have to finish every pot. You have to play every hole. You have to, like, you have to overcome a lot within one round of goal. FP kept saying how much, like, an underdog that he was and because of the distance, my thing, from what we say, I'm like, well, if he plays his A game, he's going to have a shot.

but and you could have but when when you go to the T-box when we showed up for that practice round and these kids a lot of the cornfield kids Prez hits a driver and he hits what I thought it was a good drive out there then these kids take these three woods and you see this thing come off the club

and how far it's going that's when I realized what you were saying that it was gonna like he would have to play because they just hit it so it's insane I mean they just you remember those three woods they took out just right out of the gate and just I was always hitting driver on one.

There was never a thought. Like I'm watching back on some of the other groups. These guys have like driving irons. Like I would know. I think I hit driver six iron on the first hole, right? And they're hitting, they're hitting three iron. Even if they're right with me in the fairway at the same length, they're two irons like shorter than me.

They hit eight irons, right? It's six. So it's like they already hit it further. And then they hit their irons further. So if I'm driver, four iron, they're going to be driver nine iron. Oh my. Because they're already up ahead and they already hit it.

So it's like, it's like the difference of, it's a difference of like you going out and playing the tips versus like the forward teas. Yeah. Yeah. That's what it is. It was really cool to watch you in that atmosphere though, like to see you in that competitive nature. It was really cool to see you dial in, talk a little bit more about golf.

Sort of the way you did in the first FP verse episode when we talked about how you warm up and how you play and sort of what you're thinking about. like getting into your brain. And one of the most impressive things I thought, I was really proud of you, not that you need me to be proud of you, but I was really proud of you that like if you maybe had a bad shot or you missed a put or something like that, I was really nervous walking into it that maybe you'd start to spiral and we'd lose you a little bit. You were, if you missed a putt, we were talking about what the best beer is, an airport beer

that, you know, as we're walking to the next hole, or we're talking about that woman who and she takes all the kids into the school bus and she flies into the other children. You know, you were still joking. You were still joking around. What was her name? Yo, what? What was this?

You were talking about that woman who used, it was on a TV show where the kids used to. Oh, Miss Pressel. Miss Pressell. What a psychopath, by the way. Exactly. Just taking kids, other people's children, shrinking them into tiny little people

and sending them into other people. And sending them into other schools. student's bodies. Extremely. In a magic school bus. Really your response. Yeah. What if,

oh, Frizzle. Ms. Frizzle. What a psycho, dude. Lock her up. These guys were locked in

on the queue. Just, no, whatever else. That's the thing is, that's the thing about golf is like, especially in the tournament round, that's like probably going to be five hours.

You can't focus for five hours like that. It's important, like, you're going to, you're mentally not, you don't have enough energy for that. So you just need to focus, like,

when you get up to the ball, you focus on the shot, you focus hitting the shot. And then you like the perfect world is then the walk up to the next shot You're not thinking about golf anymore because what if you were trying to stay locked in like what are you fucking locking in on? Yeah You don't even know what your next shot's gonna be you're just gonna tire yourself out so you want to talk about that's the best caddies when you see them like you're talking about golf for sure but it's also the hang like you got to have that's why like the personalities Between a pro golfer and a caddy is just as important as like how good that catty You got to spend time talking about fucking what's for dinner tonight.

Because, you know, Tiger's the only one that I can think of that felt like he locked in start to finish and didn't have any of that bullshit. But that's so hard to do. You know, this guy couldn't gun a yardage, but he brought the vibe. Yeah. There was a lot of dinner time. Yeah. I knew that from the get-go. You know where I had too much.

I mean, yeah, that's what you want. That's what I wanted. Where I had too much fun was the driving range I treated. like a cocktail hour. Yeah, because, like, all the other YouTubers were there.

Like, I was really enjoying that. Bob's trying to book collab weeks and stuff, dude. Just milling around. Dude, the way you were moving

around that driving range was as if Obama had just shown up and was there to hang. I mean, it was unbelievable. He was looking for votes. Can I try,

can I get that? I really enjoyed that. You know what? It was. Like a goddamn popularity contest, dude. I was trying to win class president, dude.

I hadn't met Pete Finch yet. I was really enjoying it. Totally forgot about Perez's bag. I just I was having a ball. I mean, there was so many people in our industry that I wanted to chat with and those to me was the

greatest and then you show up to the first tee and it gets real serious. But yeah, the driving range was great. Calway sent that staff bag that fortunately for you arrived like after the round to the golf course. Otherwise, you would have been lugging

a staff bag around. I got lucky in the sense of for that and I really thought that I'd be fine with the 18 holes with the bag. I thought it would kind of be light work for me. Got a lot of respect for these

caddies that put four days in straight, you know, five days when you were talking to big wave. Seven days they were at the Masters and they have to wear those like potato sacks. Tell you, man. And it's hot as shit and the elevation FP and I saw on 18,

you're walking up like this off those ginormous bag But you're walking up And it's like the elevation It's not a walk in the park the next day My legs were sore I said walking I said to pop We were on like whole

15 or 16 I was like one more to go pop And he's like Bob we're on 15 You know like 15 16 I really thought there was one more after that But yeah So that video is going to be coming out Friday. So, you know, head on a swivel for that.

Head on a swivel for the breezy opens that are going to be coming out. Pumped to get those rolling back out. We have a blast with all of those. So we love you, folks. We appreciate you. That's been another edition, the Bob does Sports podcast. Fresh content on the way. We love you.