Bob Does Sports Podcast - Fat Perez FINALLY Meets Pat Perez

Episode Date: January 31, 2024

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There was a picture that surfaced of, I guess, on the same night of Fat and Pat. And I personally, how did that go back? That was a wild night. That was one of the wilder things. Talk about something you just don't see coming at all. Photo of the decade. I don't know if I thought I'd have like a moment, time to prep for that interaction. And I just sort of turned to shake someone's hand.

And then it's like, holy shit. That's Pat. Yeah, he was about six feet from me, I would say. He took his hand, and he just sort of held it and stared at me. And was like, are you? him i'm not i'm trying to troll that i just got jersey mics and every time i go in there the regular it's it's the giant's too big and you feel like a fat fuck when you order it that being said i have one in front of me um three of the three of the sections of jersey mics so if you got like

a regular plus another half regular that's the perfect amount yeah there needs i got no problem with the giant i got no problem with the july i can take that yeah it's expensive The giants, the giants a lot. If you do the full, you know what it's like, to be honest. It's kind of like a bagel in the sense of if you gave me a bagel and then half of another cream cheese bagel, that's perfect. But if I take two of the full bagels, it's a big problem. You know it's a massive sandwich when they cut that shit into quarters. It's cut into four different pieces, dude.

Now, you know who has that mastered? Maybe it's a little bit too big, to be honest. But pub subs, fellas. Pub subs got it. Pub subs have got it. You don't like pub subs, Yaman? He had one bad experience where he blames himself. He blames publics for it.

They're over what, though. They're over one. I'm going to give him another shot. But they're just over one. And to be honest, is it the sandwich or is it the time it took to make the sandwich? It was the time. But to be honest, for all the hype the sandwich had, I didn't think it was like worth that hype. You're out of line.

I've been up. You're out of line, dude. Bobby another chance. In regards to the time, A, it does take them a long time. But B, you chose to wait for the chicken. You chose to wait for the chicken tender sub. They said they didn't have chicken tenders. Right, but that's because of all this hype around the sub.

If you know what I mean? Like I wouldn't, if there wasn't all that hype around the sub, I wouldn't have waited for it. Yeah, but there's so many, there's so many other subs. Listen, I'm, I'm, it was overrated. He's right. Joseph, I think that's, I think for you to come in here and make that type of comment is disgusting. I had the meatballs. I didn't think it was that great.

I thought it was good at the wild move. Because it ran out of chicken tenders. It was going to be 15 minutes until I got another thing of chicken tenders. I was trying to be mindful of everybody's time. Did Poppy slim down a little bit? I slim down a little bit. If you look to my left here, if you look to my left right there, right there above the fridge, got a little bit of protein.

Oh, that's me protein. team, isolate. Yeah, and then right to the right, you got some ghost pre-workout. Poppy's been working out. Poppy's been working out. Poppy! I've been going on a lot of runs. After run three, my leg was broken.

I broke my left leg. My left leg going to work. Left leg's done. But trying to slim down, trying to be honest to the people. Holy shit, Tick. Is this a new? Are you turning sides? Until we all connect.

This is a great opportunity. I'm not going to see you guys for a month. This is my moment. Because when I went to guys... I do. I poppy, I think that would be great. But Slim Poppy ain't going to hit the same way the big pop. That big Bobby hits.

Wait until Poppy hits Myrtle Beach. You don't have that cake, though. That cake is different. You got a lot of mileage out of me fucking feasting my ass off on McDonald's, on peanut butter, just scooping anything into peanut butter. It's got to come to an end. Well, you know, you know who'll take you right down with him. Stuby wants to see the world crash and burn.

Like when it's time to like order something, he wants to see everybody go on in it with. He just wants to see. He just wants ridership. I don't think that most Dairy Queen orders and most McDonald's orders are my idea. I disagree. I disagree. I don't know about that. Bob does lurk in the shadows.

A lot of McDonald's orders. I do. Bob lurks in the shadows a lot. Yeah. And I think that I'm probably the one on Dairy Queen that actually gets it to the finish line. I'll put my hand up on that. But there were rumblings of Dairy Queen's never like comes up as my idea. It's normally someone else during the day has mentioned it.

And I'm just the one to sort of circle back. I want to circle. Hey, I'd like to circle back on the Dairy Queen. You know what, though? I'm out on Dairy Queen in the sense of. of them not being able to offer. And maybe that was just a, maybe that was just an Arizona thing.

Them not offering the chocolate blizzards and only doing the vanilla is, is disgusting. They offer that, Bob. That Arizona location, we were getting banged, left-front center. The McDonald's order wasn't good. You said apparently the Dairy Queen order wasn't very good. So I think we're just in a bad zone.

What was wrong with your McDonald's order, Joseph? On tickets it of his was terrible. Really? One in Scottsdale, it was a bad left. It was one of the worst reps I've seen. I think we were in a bad zone. I think we're in a bad area, a bad hump. Fries weren't great either.

The fries were cold, the soda was flat. The burger was cold. It was a nightmare, man. Bob, the worst soda we ever had was, where were we before? Jupiter. It tasted like, it tasted like, I don't even know what it tastes like.

Bob, remember you're like, that's the worst soda I've ever had. Where was that? You were there, Bob. You were the one who said. In the middle of nowhere with the Army. First night. Before Grand Horvat came.

the night before. Mondays. Yeah. Oh, that's right. It's Wendy's. Yeah. We should have actually put in like a request for our money back for those sodas.

Well, I think we're okay with that. Nobody touched it. Yeah, I think we're doing okay, though. Joey D. Why don't you tell the boys because you're still first down in Jupiter? Are you still holding the fort down there before the boys get down there?

I'm trying to. I'm pretty settled in here. I got to go. I was just on the phone with the car dealership manager earlier. It's not a good scene, Bob. Why? Why don't you? They are acting like I'm taking out like a $500,000 loan on a vehicle. Apparently when you come to the United States, okay, like I had to build credit.

So when I first moved here, I had no credit because I had never had a credit card, nothing. So I built up this credit, you know, very good credit. I'm like a $760 credit. So I go in and they say we're going to have to do. finance. I said, okay, no problem. Check the credit. And all of a sudden, I'm getting declined, they're calling another bank to do all this shit. Apparently what I did not know is in the United States, when you buy a car or a home, there's a separate area on your credit that is for like auto home and leasing and stuff like that. And I've never done that. So my credit area is blank.

Bobby, you fall asleep? I just, when he mentioned his specific credit score, I couldn't follow that. any further. Yeah. That's fair. Are you getting this vehicle through a dealership? Are you getting this vehicle through a dealership? I understand that part.

Through like yourself or through your company. What do you, how are you doing it? Through myself. You shouldn't do that. No, because I need a vehicle for me and Nicole to drive. And I can't, if Nicole drives the vehicle as well, I can't just write it off as business vehicle. I can at the end of the year right off the mileage. Why don't you just go?

No, you'll get two cars. You know how much of Gwagon cost, by the way? It's a right off. It's put it to your LLC. It's a right off. And then just it is, it is. That G wagon, you look at that price tag jet, it is overwhelming. By the way, I promised me a G wagon a long time ago that I'll never see.

I'll never see it. Come on, man. Have a lot of you. You see it. Thank you. I've come to grips with it. Now, I will say, when I used to offer that, I didn't know the price of those things. Those things are over 100K, man.

It's going to be a while. Doey D.C., if you're going to share a car? I'm not going to share. What do you mean share a car? You said that you get any of a car for you and Nicole. Well, when I'm not around, she's going to drive it. I'm not going to buy separate V2 vehicles. What did you think I meant by sharing?

Like split in half and $1. So like you're going to have one car for the two of you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't live in L.A. anymore. You don't live in a big, this is in New York City. You got to be able to, she's just going to sit at home when you're golfing and vice versa. She could take an Uber. That's, I mean, I'm already getting banged like crazy.

I'm not going to buy a second vehicle. Now, down the road, I will, absolutely, but not at this exact minute. Like, I just, I'm buying all new furniture. I got a new vehicle. I'm getting like, I lost, not, like 60% or 70% of my wardrobe is gone. All my shoes. You got bad. That's a bang job.

Yeah, it's a bang job. I got to pay for a lot of shit right now. So like buying two vehicles, especially I'm getting a nice vehicle right now. It's not like I'm buying something very, you know. Of course you are. Well, I'm buying it used. And I did a lot of research to find a good vehicle. And the thing, it only has 17,000 miles.

I've done my research. Is your research the Instagram poll of cars you should look at? Well, no, that was- Is that the research you're referring to? Some people get good recommendations. I did like, I watched YouTube videos to like compare and contrast, like, different mid-sized, you know, SUVs. And like, I came up with the one that I wanted and I found one and now I just got to get it. But these guys, man, they're acting like I don't have a dollar to my name.

I'm running through hoops and. Buy that bitch outright, dude. Buy that bitch outright. I was going to say, just I really finance and shit. But no, I want to establish that credit now. I'm a big credit guy.

You are a big credit guy. I played, I played Featherston and golf the other day. And I said, Fezzi, I'll give you a pop a hole. Okay. I said,

if I win in 24 hours, you've got to send me 10 voice notes, farts of 10 straight farts in a matter of 24. hours. If you can't fart 10 times into the voice notes, you have to roll it over to the next day. So he lost. And the first day, he only got to nine farts, just five minutes before the 24 hour. And in the voice notes, you could hear Sam getting upset with him because he's now there. Bob, you are a child, man.

So he just sent another one. Sure. You know, wait. You did at least play it. Take fart. Play the part. Play the tape. Roll the tape.

Do you want me to roll the tape? Turn it up. You gave Showtime a stroke a hole and he didn't win. Yeah. Damn. Think about how bad a golf that is. This guy posts rounds where he's shooting like 79. Bob's a different guy at Encino Balboa.

Bob's a pro there. Yeah, because he could shake the ball to three. He'll hit it. 300-yard baby draws there. It's the most ridiculous thing. Ready? I don't know if that's real. That was real, dude.

I don't know. Whoa. Shut like it in his mouth. No. See, if he was smart, he would just go on the... Play it one more time for me? Well, it keeps going. Oh, my.

Those are vastly different pitches. There's a new one. I think I know that. Oh, that was... Whoa. That one's all sketchy. I think he might have skin marks. It sounds like that's.

Because he said he's had some in the tank, but he didn't want to send them because they were weak. I don't see him being the type that would fake that. He's the kind of guy. He'd be like, I got the biggest far as well. Yeah. Biggest parts.

Only showtime. Only showtime wouldn't send the farts because it would make him look weak. He'd rather lose the comments. Yeah. This guy is so. He's, Nicole said to me that he, I mean one more fart at 1155 of a day.

I would certainly try to sneak a fake one past you. Yeah. 100%. I mean, I go, what's the worst that can happen? I get caught and I got to do what I did any? Like,

well, Bob's probably got like, you know, a voice like mirroring image so he knows all the, yeah, he probably knows all the, yeah. Do you think you could pop 10 out in, in a day, F.A?

I'd have to, like, I'd have to, go eat accordingly. Yeah. Go somewhere like I'd have to go eat something I know does it to me. I'm going to imagine this is an afternoon nine as well. That be an accurate statement? Yeah, but from the time that he sent the first fart, he's got 24 hours.

Okay. From the clock starts. What would you eat? What, what is that that you would eat? Me? I got a few things. The one that pops into my head immediately. What's that?

Everything is brown in color. Well, yeah, I mean, that's just the thing. I mean, my top two would probably be, like, chorizo tacos until I couldn't eat anymore. That's going to get it done. Oh, damn. And then, like, meatball subs get me pretty good, too. Sure.

So that would probably be, that would be my two right there. Yeah. You got to just pipe down some chili and you're good to go. Yeah. Those kidney beans, that kidney, those kidney beans, they get you rolling. Mo's gets me, but not Chipotle. as much. I tell you all you need to do is get some AG1 in your system because you're

Bob's got sense. Yeah. Yeah, but Bob would be screwed because it's far as you can't hear them. They're like silent. It's like toxic ooze slipping out of his ass. You got some weird shit rumbling around it. Yeah, bro. He's got like sense of like cabbage and like it's just some bad shit in there, dude.

Well, ladies and gentlemen, we appreciate you. dropping on today. This is the Bob does sports podcast. Fells, a lot of content in the tank. We got waste management coming in. We just released the episode with Johnny Football. We're here recording this right now Tuesday. By the way, Johnny, Johnny wants to do a split one. Splo? Oh, Splur. Johnny would like to do a split. What, the photo we took at the end? Any type of split. He's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's pot committed. Like a clip. We already released a clip, but we'll splum on something later in the

afternoon. I don't know if we're allowed to say this, FP and Joe, you would know better, but, but there's rumblings of Johnny football stepping into the YouTube golf game is what I'm hearing from you, boys. Yeah, he's ready to roll. I don't know if we can talk about, we will be talking about it. Yeah, I mean, there you go. It's on the table. That was a night. That was such a wild night. There was a picture that surfaced of, I guess, on the same night of fat and Pat. And I personally, how did that go down? That was a wild night. That was one of the wilder things.

Talk about something you just don't see coming at all. And then it's right in front of your face. And it's like, I don't know. I don't know if I thought I'd have like a moment, like had time to prep for that interaction. But I definitely didn't. I think I was kind of lagging behind. We went to dinner with Johnny after we did the episode.

And we went in the back by the bar. And I think I was like talking to somebody who wanted a picture with us, Joe. And you had kind of gone away and I was talking to this kid still. So I came in like 10 seconds after. And you had already, everyone already kind of shook his hand. And I wasn't really looking at anything. And I just sort of turned to shake someone's hand. And then it's like, holy shit.

And that's Pat. And he was next to us. Like literally like, like, like, like, it's not even a stone's throw. Like he was directly on the booth next to Johnny. It was crazy. Yeah, he was about six feet from me, I would say. For the whole thing. And yeah, it's just, it took his hand.

And he just sort of held it and stared at me and was like, are you, are you him? Are you, are you really him? And I was like, yeah, I guess so. He's like, you know, really. Like, you're really, you're really him. Like, yeah, I am. It's like really cool to see you, man. man and he did not say same or anything along those lines.

And I think Joe piped in and was like, yeah, man, we got to get you on a video sometime. And he was like, he goes, no, no thanks. I don't need to do that shit anymore. This is fucking awesome. It's exactly what I would have expected from him. And then, yeah, it was a little touch and go for a little bit. I don't think he, I don't know. I'm sure it's got to be a weird thing for him.

He's gone like 20 plus years on tour or whatever. in, give or take, without having to deal with any, like, social media, anything, right, probably. And then, you know, I'm sure he just gets DMs all the time from people that are like, when's the video come in, you know, Fat Perez could beat you in golf, like, I don't know. And so I imagine it's confusing. But then he came around, and I think he definitely wants to come on the channel. to be sick. We got to figure out when and where and what kind of video we're going to do.

The ultimate Perez verse. Yeah, it was an interesting interaction for about 45 minutes. And then I think we both came around a little bit. And I think everything's good now. We talked about it a bit. We talked about on the Berlin Lump show too. It's like he probably every tournament that he goes to as well. Like not just the DMs. And we even talked about it, FP. Like it does probably to a degree. And thankfully he was cool about it, but like it has to get kind of annoying where every fucking tournament everywhere goes, fat press, fat press, fat press. With that being said, keep doing it. But it has to get kind of annoying. And I'm sure he doesn't know.

I can't imagine he's paying attention just based on who he, you know, how he is. And I can't imagine he's like paying too close attention to our content, if I'm being honest. So he probably doesn't know if I'm like out there like egging this on. or like, you know, I'm the one that's saying that I could beat him in golf, you know what I mean? And like rallying these people. So he he doesn't, he probably doesn't know if that's me making this happen versus like people doing it on their own. So yeah, I don't know how much of that annoyingness for him. He attributes directly to me.

Fair, fair enough. But yeah, it was, it was one of those moments, especially the fact that I like I wasn't ready for it. It's not like, it's not like Johnny was like, hey. I hear Pat's, you know, back, you know, at the restaurant, too. And I sort of had a second to be like, I might run into Pat Perez's night. It was just like fucking one second I'm looking at the ground. And the next second I'm fucking my hands, you know, I'm shaking hands with fucking Pat. It was a very interesting.

It was cool to watch. I mean, I was pretty fucked up. And so was he. So that added to a little bit. He was going to come out with this that night after dinner. It didn't work out, but that would have been fucking wild. Don't you? I mean, I guess for you, it's kind of.

kind of different, but like for me, it would be like, if I ended on that high note with him, I just would want it to end there. Like, not that I would have invited him out, but like you almost just wanted to end on that high note. You got the picture of a lifetime. Boom. He's thinking about the show, getting it app type deal. No.

Yeah. I mean, you. Not Stevie. Not Stewie. I think you clearly do think that way. I think you're always after that post in the picture. and once you got what you needed, you got what you're fucking out, right?

There's no reason. God, that makes me sound bad. It's a little truth to it, though, I think. A little bit of truth. A little bit, just a little truth. But no, I mean, I figured I'm going to, you know, if we're going to make a video with the guy, then we're going to interact with him some more.

And I don't, you know, I don't think I walk around life thinking like, I could fuck this up any moment. I think that's pretty clear. I probably should sometimes, but I don't. So, yeah, and I will just kind of, I wanted to party with whoever wanted to party that night, quite frankly. I was in one of those moods. No, I mean, it would have been, I think it would have been fucking hilarious if we were an old town at some of those fucking clubs.

And it's just fucking, you know, some of those pictures could even be even funnier than the one in the restaurant, I think. We were talking about, me and the ticket were talking about how weird it's got to be. We never thought about how weird it's got to be from. Like if some dude just started being like Lil Ticket and started like blowing up like ticket like it's just like a weird. It's just weird. Like if somebody was like right. If there was a guy. It's just like so like or just like like strange.

Yeah. Especially with the guy's fat. You know what I mean? Like fat Perez like I'm sure he probably grew up. I'm sure somewhere along the line in his life someone called him that and he didn't like it. Right. He's also slimmed down a long. And then like some dudes out there making a career on this nickname he fucking hated when he was in third grade.

You know what I mean? Like, I don't know. It all checks out for him to hate our guts. And thankfully he doesn't. And I think if we can end up getting that video in, I think that's a no-brainer. I think that's an absolute monster. And then moving ahead, fellas, waste management. We got a lot going on waste management.

There's no tick. A lot of filming coming. No, no poppy, which is a lot of. absolute heartbreak that's devastating why can't you make it poppy i i got to go to new jersey for a wedding um either here nor there but i i have a quick question quick question did bob come into this meeting as doddy pepper or did that change somewhere along the way yeah i think we should i think we should always go we should always go alias every time we do one of these i just love going i like i'll do it action bronson a few back yeah

Anyway, waste management, I won't be there. WM. You mean the WM Phoenix Open? That's right. Correct. Yeah, man, how excited are you? And you could be honest? Not so excited.

There you go. He was honest. Oh, well, we've got a ton planned at the WM Phoenix Open. So it's going to be, we'll be busy the whole time. We're going to be running around. We'll be at the merch 10. We'll be on 16. I think Bob's doing some, you know, some cadding on 16 for a little bit.

It's our third year. It's at least it's my third year. year in a row going. It is, it's like Coachella for influencers. It's the wildest, which I guess Coachella for influencers is Coachella, but maybe for golf influencers. It is one of the wilder events you could ever be at leading us right into the Super Bowl, which I kind of want to rant about analytics real quick, if I may. Sure. Are you going to allow me to do this real quick? Because this has been bothering me for a while. I got a real problem with. analytics in football.

Did you watch a game on Sunny Tick? I know I know what you're going to say. Do you remember on the sportsman pod when I, not to toot my own horn when I came on a week ago and I said Dan Campbell was going to blow the fucking game by being too aggressive? I am so sick of these nerds that are ruining football with their numbers. It is a big problem and it needs to be cut and check immediately. That's all I have to say.

I Joseph has his hand up Joseph you take it away yamin have you ever playing madden have you never gone for it on fourth and two that's all I wanted to ask what yes I have I have gone for on two

on fours my case Madden is a video game and Madden is is on is at like 2 am on a Thursday night it's not fucking the NFC championship game if you like I could not believe my eyes when I saw Dan Campbell elect to kick.

And it's not even the problem with the decision he made that is not kicked. The decision he made is fine. It's the clowns that are just like, oh, the analytics said go for. You always have to go for. You always have to do this. You always have to follow the analytics. Analytics don't take into account like human beings. They don't take into account momentum.

They don't take into account human nature. They don't take into account rookies. They don't take into account three possessions versus two possessions. it makes no sense. Why don't we just have computers roaming the sidelines instead of coaches? It is out of hand and it needs to stop. You know, baseball's going that way. The biggest problem is that even after the fact,

all these people are like, they made the right decision. They made the right decision. It's like the game was over 10 minutes later. How can you say they made the right decision? Get out of the fucking math books and start playing football like it's meant to be played. Thank you. I agree with Jet normally. I normally agree with Jet.

takes, although Bob, I watched your story the other day. His take on why he wanted the Niners to make that field goal when he had the under is truly one of the dumbest takes I've ever heard. I understood that completely. I did too. I understood that one. There's 10 minutes left in the game. Why would you know? It changes who does what and when. It does. Right. Like if the 49ers kick a field goal and go up that amount of points, the Lions aren't going to settle for field goals. They're going to get more aggressive and the 49ers don't necessarily need to score again. But a few-go ties the game, though. To defense against a touchdown and the 49ers are just going to run the ball.

So it's like, you know what? It almost, it was this close to happening except McCaffrey ended up breaking a run at the end. It would have happened. It panned out exactly how it was supposed to. But my point is if they were up like four, I get it. But they're up three. So a field goal ties the game and sends it to overtime. So the lions are not just going to need a touchdown.

I turned it over. But that's what the equation was. Yams, if, if, they were only down three. If there were maybe five minutes, four minutes left, maybe, but there's so much time in the game that you don't want to forfeit the points that you have to spare. You're getting rid of those with so much clock in the game. I'm just glad I have, I have support from the left side of my screen here because it's,

it's, it's not like, that like it may, sometimes you got to look at like how the game is going versus what teams have to do versus it's 2724. The Lions need a field goal. The Niners are going to lock in on defense, maybe get the stop and then run the clock out versus being a tie game that could then go into overtime and then you can get fucked on a six-point score in overtime.

But you could go to overtime even if you missed that field goal, then it's still a tie game. So then you have to worry about even overtime then. No, but the made. It's crazy. I don't think analytics would say you want to miss that field goal for sure. I don't think all points are created equal when it comes to unders in situations and games.

It's true. Because an extra point or a field goal that ties a game when you don't have any more field goals to spare is the end for you, right? Because someone's going to win this game by a field goal or more it's over. All right. Well, a field goal for a team to go up by four instead of staying at like one, like there's, There's a, I don't know how I'm trying to explain this. There's a way where the, where like a team goes up by, that a team doesn't need a field goal anymore. Right.

And I have an under, I cheer against points. Right. So like, I see what you're, I see what you're saying. That has to all, but you have to play that shit out. It's like, it's like fouls at the end of a basketball game, right? But, but, but. Okay. Let me ask you this. 15 versus a tie game, even if you have the over under the same.

Me and Yaman, we always go, like all of us will always go by Vegas odds. Do you think Vegas odds would say that after they kick that field goal that we now have, because they hit that field goal, a better chance at cashing in on our under? No. No. The odds. There's a lot. Again, there's momentum in human nature and such a game like.

Yeah. Yeah. All of that plays into it. I think obviously points are points. Sure. But, but like, it depends on where they lie in the game, what the score of the game. what the score of the game is. It was one of those things where it was like a classic Yaman thing where like the first time I saw

that story, I was like, this guy's a fucking idiot. And then I watched like two more times. I was like, you know what? He's making some sense. And then he then rattled off some prop bets after that. He was doing in-game live bets. It's just, you guys have got to learn that together you cannot be successful. We're bad together.

We're back. Wait. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whoa. What's, stay in Jupiter by yourself. Okay, brus. What say,

what did you say, Yaman? I said, stay in Jupiter by yourself, you clown. Oh, okay. Am I,

am I? Okay, let's run back the tape. It was such a harsh thing to say. And also, why are you putting against me and Bob? It could be anybody in here and anything.

Every time you two are together, you get absolutely bulldozed in your bets. But the only difference is that you're not in L.A. Because you're getting bulldozed in fucking Jupiter. But if you were with us, you'd be like, oh, well, when we're together, we're going to see you. I had my first, I had my first really bad week in a long time. And Perez, I am now taking some time off. Thank you, Joseph.

I appreciate that. Bet the Super Bowl. I also have a car to buy. So I, I, I'm just, you know, I just, I, it's two weeks, two weeks to the Super Bowl. My point is, and my point was, forget what you just said, the analytics are out of hand because it's like, if you got a running back who's, who's rushing for three point three. to carry, why don't you just fucking hand it to him every time? He'll get 3.3. You'll never miss a fourth down. You'll just get 3.3 until you get to the fucking end zone. But obviously you're not going to do that because that's not, that doesn't make sense. So use your fucking

brains when you have a two possession game with five minutes left in the third, try to make it a three possession game. Even if you convert the first down, what's to say you don't turn it over after that? And it's still a 14 point game instead of a 17 point game. It's about possessions. There's five minutes left. The Niners may not even have gotten three more possessions in the goddamn game. And also run the. the fucking ball. Use the clock. Just because you fucking have moved down the field during the season throwing the ball doesn't mean you got to do that with the season on the line with a chance to make the Super Bowl. That's it. It's a man who lost a lot of money. No, it's just mind boggling.

It's a man who lost a lot of money on that game. He just turned into that Charlie Day meme where like he's like going crazy on the fucking. You see it all, you see it all the time. When they they do that thing now where when you're down 14, when you're down 14 in the fourth quarter. Gordon, you score a touchdown. You got to go for two now because you got a better chance of scoring two, two-point conversion, one of the two. It's like, what about momentum? What about putting in a field goal? The fucking buccaneers did that against the lions.

They were down 14. They missed the two-point conversion. Now they're down eight on their last drive. And everybody's like, no, because the numbers, the numbers are the numbers. So even when you're, even when it doesn't work out, these fucking nerd clowns, with all due respect, can just point at these fucking numbers. We live in society. We don't live bait. Like, it's absurd.

What are we doing? There's a lot of coaching, coaching opportunities out there in the NFL. Maybe you should just put out your application. As long as I get to sit in the booth. I don't want to be on the side line. Would you go into the booth? By the way, it's a question I've always wondered.

Like, it's like, would you be in the booth or on the sideline? As a coordinator, I think I'm going to the booth. Yeah, like offensive coordinators up in the booth. I get it. You want to see the field. You want to see the defense. all that stuff. I've never understood a defensive coordinator up in the booth.

To me, like a Dan, like, who's the Cowboys? Is that Dan Quinn? Dan Quinn. I don't like that. I think defense is such a physical, like I like the defensive coordinators that are on the sidelines. They're fucking getting into the linebacker stance before the plays.

They're fucking yelling at their guys. That was like Sala before he switched to become a coach. Slapping asses. They're fucking. Dan Quinn celebrating with a bunch of assistant coaches up in the booth. To me, it's not, that's not football. It's like, it's like Steve Spagnola, who, by the way, and I don't want to do this again, all of a sudden, goodbye, tick, all of a sudden, they're talking about Steve Spagnola,

like he's the greatest coordinator at all time. Like the chiefs haven't had the worst defense in the league for the last five years. And all of a sudden, he's the greatest coordinator of all time. And he's going to get to win a Super Bowl. What? He's about to win a Super Bowl. You didn't listen to one word I just said. But it's, where does this come from?

Like, why after one season is he now that? the greatest coordinator of all time. Just win. When the Chiefs had the worst defense in the league for the last few years. Did he have anything to do with the, I know Kaufflin was the head coach, but did he,

was he the Giants defensive coordinator when the Giants won the Super Bowl? I think he was. He was a Dolphins head coach for a little bit. I think he might have been. He was with the Giants. Let me ask you this. How do you feel about the ways of management?

The WM? Yeah. I feel great. I feel great. I'm looking forward. to it and it should be a lot of fun. I'm going to park. It's a long week for us.

It's a long, wrong ride in. So we're going to have to really, really pace ourselves because it's going to be a doozy. I'm not going to pace myself. There's no such word as pace in the Perez dictionary. Yeah, it's going to be a bit of a do. No poppy is definitely a killer. I know. That sucks.

You're gaining a bare-down cut. We're gaining a Mikey V. Mikey V is going to be rolling with on the trip, and can't miss him. Cannot miss a Mikey V. That guy's going to be as tall as the grandstands. He put that hand up, and we'll just follow him. Yeah.

It's like a peeking. It'll be fun. It'll be fun. All right, Poppy, do we happen to have a little Q&A here this afternoon? Pops got a Q&A. Do a nice, solid Q&A session. All right. Let's get into it.

But first question comes from J. Milar 31. What's the pod going to look like when everyone is in Florida? Is it going to look more like Club Shachey or Joe Roe? Joe. I would say, I mean, I wish we had kind of like a better answer. I know the idea is eventually to get a place where we can record out of. I think that might take a little bit. But I would say it's pretty much going to be like when we're all together on the road.

It'll probably be more of like a normal background and one that people are familiar to. again, the goal being to end up getting into some sort of studio, but I think it's just going to be like us all together when we're on the road. I don't think much is going to change, but it'll be better to have us all there together from a quality standpoint for sure. I'm looking forward to what Poppy's going to curate for us. Yeah. I want to let him cook.

That's really a question for the tick. What's that going to look like? You're going to hand over the card? Let me, let me curate. Oh, Pop, man. We need a setup, dog. you, I'd like to get something going. I'd like to make it look like,

I'd like to get a club shay-shay thing going on. I'd like to create a vibe in there, have some guests in there, bring people in, like make it comfortable, make it very, kind of like bringing a little bit of the breezy lounge in New York

that vibe, some of those things, some memorabilia from our trips and bring it into the podcast studio. Create a little energy in there. Pretty little energy. Talk to it. See me on lights being a factor.

What? Neon lights, like neon, like Bob does sports neon light, maybe somewhere in there. We could possibly do a neon light. Depends. We got to see how it's flowing in there. Once we find a space, you got to let the space talk to you. Sure. Not the other way around.

It's a lot of your aesthetic on a space. You know what the best part about the studio is, Tick? Talk to me. No more Pelican case. Oh, the T. Say that. All right. On to the next one, Pop.

The next one comes from, we sort of already answered this through the show, but we can talk it out more. T.R. Hanson-07 wants to know, why is Joe still the only one in Florida? It's almost like that. It's just, this has all just been a prank. A lot of procrastination. Some would say Joe jumped the gun.

I mean, that's pretty clear. I don't know if I jumped the gun. I just, we said that we were going to do it. in the new year. Yeah. I did it. And there's a lot of procrastination going on and that's fine. But we said we would do it in 2024 after the new year.

Bob was talking about going down in December. Literally New Year's Day. We were moving to Juvent. Well, I came down on the ninth, so or the 10th, I think. I'm not. I'm not. My lease ends in February. So I'm going to be there.

I got to see if they'll let me. in a little bit early, but I'm booked in. The movers are booked for February 23rd. So we have a trip right after that. So late April, I'm in. And to be honest with you, I mean, I'm ready to get down. I think we're all kind of ready to get down there. I think we're all kind of in that mode now. I mean, yams, we've had a really nice time with our standing Balboa tea time. And that's all been great. But it's definitely time to get down. And I'm ready to meet you down there, Joey D. Hopefully you did to have the voice. Hopefully didn't you. use Joe's movers.

Oh, that's bang. Joe, what's the latest on that? I mean, that was a, that was a bang, back.

After this podcast, I'm going to call them, give them all hell and see what happens. But sometimes, you know, did it fall off the truck? Was it stolen by? Oh,

it was definitely stolen. By the employees or they parked it somewhere? No, so I think it's like there were brokers that we signed with who collected the stuff. They transported to the driver. The driver is a third. party then the driver delivers it I saw the driver I I saw his truck I talked to him

the guy I helped super nice guy I think the guys who came into the into the fucking apartments by the way I gave him a hundred bucks thanking them for help for their help try to be a nice guy and they fucking robbed me clean I think they they were the ones they were the culprits who just you know took a few items off the truck and had a heyday I my only hope is that those Jordans make it to some underprivile kids, you know, who have big size 11, 11 and a half feet. That's how they were right. Did you write Jordans on the box?

On the moving box. Shoes. It said shoes. And I don't know. Nicole wrote it. I can't actually tell you what was written on the box. But it was definitely. I saw them on Stock X last night.

Yeah. That would check out. The good news is Perez, all my golf shoes that are gone too, aside from a few pairs. So now I have more than enough reasons to go on. and continue buying some new golf shoes. Sure.

Because I was at the point now where it was like all the shoes. I got right now, I've got three pairs of golf shoes. I've got one pair of sneakers and I got two pairs of like walking. Like like it's outrageous, man. I'd be wildly curious to hear that phone call go down with the movers. Yeah. Oh, it's the customer service. Her name's calling her back.

I mean, I've heard Postmates orders. I can only imagine what this is going to be like. I actually am more. more calm with this. It broke you. It's broken. The good news I got an almost 80 inch brand new old LED screen TV. This thing, this thing is, look at this.

Look at that. Look at that bad boy. Oh, she's special. I'm getting ready for the NFL Sundays so we can watch a game here. It's going to be great. The amount of people that were talking about how you have both YouTube TV and cable was astounding. I canceled my cable. today.

It's the right man. It's the right man. I canceled cable today. I just actually earlier today. I called them and I canceled. And I think I'm going to move into YouTube TV full time. Listen, I got all the apps. I got ESPN Plus gives me a shitload all the basketball games I could ask for.

Tons of stuff. And then I got all the apps, Hulu, Netflix, Disney Plus. I got Amazon Front. I don't need, like I said, the only thing I needed cable for was to watch like Fox, CBS, and NBC to watch. to watch the games. And I can even get those now on the apps, but I'm just going to do it through YouTube TV.

My issue is just the only thing I have the issue with is just the delay. Until they could fix that delay, I can't make them move with it. It's not, though. When I can see the update on my phone before the TV, that's a problem for me. But if everyone makes that switch, then we're all on that delay. We're all on it together. Dinga. Somebody.

The cable companies are ripping everyone off. Oh, yeah. And they're doing it for 20 seconds of live sports action. They get to rip you off. And the amount that they charge. It's not even 20 seconds. It's like 12. There's all this.

It's a racket. So everyone just says, fuck you, cable companies. And everyone's on the streams. Everyone's real time. What's the difference? The amount that I was paying for cable.

What's the difference? It's, dude. Oh, hundreds. At least 100. dollars a month more. For basic cable? Or you want to get the sports channels, yeah. I will say this.

I think that more people going to YouTube TV and that it helps us. I'm building a platform for us. That's going to be longevity for the Bob does sports program. A lot of people have to YouTube app to get to YouTube TV, even though they shouldn't, but they do. And while they're in there, they see a great thumbnail, Johnny Mansell. And they click. There you go. Okay.

Okay, Poppy, let's do two more. Okay, I got some good ones here. This one comes from Merher 18. What is everyone's dream car? What fits everyone's personality the best? Oh, just setting this up, dude. Yaman's elusive white whales, the old range rover. And he wants it in that Matt Black.

That's the one that he's been. That's the white whale. When I buy that, I'm out. That'll be it. Let's also more of like, I don't even, at this point, I don't even like, I just want to buy it to, like, prove that I can buy it and then move on with my life. Good luck to establishing credit. I like, I like being high up. I just want to be high up in an SUV.

I'm fully park committed on anything SUV. Perez wants a convertible. I'm happy with what I have. Yeah, you got a sick car now. You got a sick car. I like, I like my wit. Is that your, is, would you consider that your dream car? Why don't you tell people you're considering buying in Florida?

The convertible. I don't have a, I don't, I don't. They call it the Perezmobile. I'm a reasonable person. That's a golf cart, got see. They call it the fatmobile. I wanted a very, you know, I wanted like a little two door coop convertible, but not like, it's not like I want like a Porsche. or something.

Like a, like a, I like those old, like an older BMW or Mercedes, but like an older one. Like a, like a, like a, like a 90s. Like that kind of look. I don't, I, I've got car play.

I've got a lot of shit. But like if I'm, I don't know, if I'm rolling to the golf course to the top down, I want that old school shit. Maybe it was a little manual transmission. I don't know. Wow. It was pretty cool.

Ian Perez, when we went to the Astin Martin dealership. And he got to test drive it. He's like, you know, I am not a fast person. So when I can go fast, it's really cool. And he was just ripping it up the freaking up, up the, up the highway. Just, just ripping her. That was a cool seat.

What kind of chips you got, pay? That's an elite. That's elite play right there. Let me see that. Let me see that Cheeto dust. Is there any Cheeto dust on them fingers? Yeah. You should get on both hands to just do that LeBron.

We got chito dust instead of the chalk. That's cheetos are so good. Cheetos and Doritos are so good. But that, that dust, just they got to figure something out there. I mean, it's working.

People are still buying, but I mean, it's like a secondary little treat. Yeah. And as soon as you lick, as soon as you lick the finger, you're toast because more is going to, it's going to build up on it.

It's a slippery slip, Joseph. Yeah, it is. The worst ones are the inferno, like the really hot ones. Those ones are fucking, those get all over your fingers. Yo, that Canada chip that you brought the Doritos, what was that one from Canada? Sweet chili heat. Those were fire. That was good.

All right, Poppy. Let's close us down with a good one here now. Oh, no, Pop. I got two good ones. All right, let's go with this one. This one comes from Kyle Hahn 10. What would be your basketball, dream team, any era players, just your starting five dream team. How about this, this five right

here? You want to take that away, young? You would lose. You mean, can I, do I got to pick a team, like an actual team, or I can pick five different guys? You can each pick one player. We could pick a guy from any era. We each pick a players. No, no, no, no. We each pick a Bob does sports starting five. We each pick one position. So one guy, well, we're re-innovating it. So one guy takes center. One guy takes point guard, power forward. Cool.

Yum, start us off. With what, the point guard or the shooting guard? Anything. I mean, I don't want to be classic, but. Is this our favorite guys or are with the best team? Jesus. Okay, give me, fine, fine, fine. Give me the analytics.

I'll take Michael Jordan and shooting guard. Smart. Okay. Pretty good. All right. I'll roll. Give me Magic Johnson. Point guard.

I like that. I'll go Shaquille O'Neal at the center. Wow. Look at his team. Nice. We got a power forward and a, and a three. Yeah.

We need a point guard and a three. A power forward and a power. A power forward and small four. Yes. Or a shooting guard. Oh, no, I guess we got Michael. Yeah,

we got Michael. Mike. The problem with power forwards is that people like mix a match. There's really only like one, like, one guy they talk about when it comes to power forwards. Who's that? Are you talking about Tim Duncan? That's what I was going to say.

Yeah, I don't want Tim Duncan, though. Exactly. I want Tim Duncan. I want Dirky Dirk. I want Dirk. I want Dirk. Yes. Yes.

Yes. That's exactly what I was thinking. I like Kevin Garnett. Kevin Garnett's nice. The mailman, Carl Malone. Sure. Four. All right, Pop, you finish us off.

All four were the, the popular decision is LeBron James, but I'll, I'll go with, um, let's see, give me, gimme, gimme, give me, uh, tough position. It's a tough position. I'll take, uh, remember, I'll, isn't Grant, I'll take Grant Hill, just to spice. Oh, that's nice. Oh, spicy. You're a little defensive presence out there. Yeah, give us some defense out there. Yeah, yeah, sure. I'll tell you what, too, we got some swag in our lineup.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. Dude, those guys, guys, uh, grand-year-old-player performance. We're so sick. Yeah, they were. Yeah. Really sick. Well, fellas, we had a lot to be excited about. Joe, you just hang on in there.

We're going to make it. I promise us. Just hang in there. Bob yesterday said, when the hell are you coming? Hang on in there. We are coming. Waste management, we're coming. We're excited.

Fellas, I appreciate you. That's been another edition. Bob does sports podcast. We'll see you next time.