Bob Does Sports Podcast - Fat Perez Gets His Chance On The PGA Tour!
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FP coming into the qualifier with a chance to be in a PGA tour, then.
That's exciting stuff.
As ridiculous as it is for me to be one round away from the PGA tour,
it would be like miracle on ice.
It would probably be bigger than that,
because at least that team's in the Olympics.
Would you think five, six under?
I would think 64.
Eight under?
I've seen you get hot, though, where you can make two, three birdies in a row.
Sure.
You know, I've shot 64s in my career.
Even if like we just had a run where like there's a time like where we're on the leaderboard or we're making a run.
Imagine like coming down 17 like Perez is so stoic and I like got the biggest smile on my face too.
Like holy shit he's on 59 watch.
Bob, your phone is a dangerous, dangerous device in the sense that this guy could probably send hundreds of photos of every one of us just banging us.
And like he gets enjoyment.
We're all together just like, you'll be like chuckling to himself like a mad scientist,
like snapping pictures of us when we're in our most vulnerable states.
It's total bang.
That phone cannot fall into the wrong hands because there's a lot of radioactive material in there.
He started getting into this thing where he's just videoing.
And then I was always like, how does you get these moments with this pictures?
Like you get some pictures at the perfect moment.
And I'm like, he's just videoing these things.
And he's scrolling through to find the frame that just makes you look the worst.
Yeah.
That's the thing with the video.
It's like, why not just take a video rather than take a picture?
Because if you take a video, you have the opportunity to get what you're looking for is so much more in a video.
Now, I will say, Joey D, I got banged on your last photo for my airline.
and I got fucking killed.
We control that.
We asked the guy to do the picture.
It wasn't like, hey.
I mean, it wasn't like the guy snapped a picture with you being unaware.
You were looking right at the camera.
Look, whenever I, whenever I get, whenever I get banged on a photo, I just know that I got so much of it coming to me that I can't.
There was nothing.
I am in no position to make any sort of complaint whatsoever.
Like, if I do have my ones where I get banged, I got to take my thing.
I will say that the picture I chose was, there was two pictures,
and the one that I chose was significantly better than the other one.
You literally had your eyes closed.
You look like you're in another stratosphere.
So I tried, but I just thought it was such a good picture in the big house
that it deserved to be posted.
But yeah, that was people were coming.
People are ruthless now, man.
People come for blood.
Like, like, I feel like the Brutely dumb page is,
is even more so, like, people will just bang you.
Like, they have no regard.
But the Bobdis sports normally, like,
they're a little bit more courteous,
but sometimes, man, they come out.
They came at you on that post.
Yeah, man, let me ask you something.
Was there ever a time when we were in Daytona,
and we missed you dearly?
But was there ever a time where you looked at us in Daytona and said,
man, like, I wish I was down there with those boys.
Not a chance.
Like, I miss those guys.
Maybe for a second. I mean, we were just coming off of a, we just came off of a trip, didn't we? We were just in Arizona.
So the thought of coming back and then going straight to Daytona was not, you know, ideal. By the way, you got to, we can hear you typing.
That's on me. But besides that, there was a call. When you guys were in the apartment, that video FP had when he was by the pool and he falls in the,
the pool was I yeah that I was like the the banter like like the you know Mikey V was was it looked
like I knew the thing is I knew the conversations that were happening and I knew like the banter
that was going down at certain moments so those I did miss I want to know who who came up with
those AI photos that surfaced on my Instagram yes yeah Nike V's in a real AI kick right now
he's gonna go through it I'm not a farm and he's got this AI situation he's got
It's some good stuff coming out of that AI app.
I'll tell you that right now.
What is it putting right in the buffalo?
I think you put like a photo in and then this is my understanding of AI.
You put a photo in and then you just type like keywords.
Like you would type like you throw a picture of you and be like jet, golf like mustache.
And then it would like it like produces this like thing.
There's some super advanced ones that you can you can like,
And they come out all the time and they're pretty scary.
You can type in like full things and they'll just make it happen for it.
That one, I didn't even realize he had on the Jet AI photo.
He had him obviously up there flying in the jet.
But I didn't realize the golf course behind it that he was flying.
Yeah.
That was a bad ass.
Yeah.
My photo is awful, man.
I looked stoned as I look dopey as hell in those photos.
And Perez, I would say, is maybe the best.
Perez looked great in that NASCAR
Yeah, he came out pretty
The best one is that he put up
Perez's shredded back
Like we're all
Yeah
They called him Trap Perez
I was
I'll tell you what though
I'll tell you what though
You know like those rainy day
Like it was raining the whole time in Daytona
Which kind of sucked for the event and everything
But I feel like you know what those
those rainy days stuck in an Airbnb with us are like and what those can like devolve into
as far as like it can be a lot of fun we just we get going about nothing we just start talking about
nothing i don't even it's just we end up laughing about the weirdest stuff just for hours with no rhyme
or reason to any of it yeah and there's always a pool if if if golf gets canceled like if it's raining
and we can't golf you know you're just in for a full day of
just clownery, like
just street clownery for a
full. I, from the time
we got Daytona, I think I laughed
for two, three days straight. I had the
giggles the entire time.
Yeah, you did.
What is Daytona like?
Like, what is the, because you said it was the
slowest city you've ever been to,
and that video looked pretty slow, but like,
what, what is Daytona like?
I've never seen so many pairs of Wrangler
jeans in my life, Jet.
Well, that checks out.
foresty i would say it's it's like it's a florida beach it's like a beach like a vacation beach
town but like you know it's got a big old race track in the middle of it like it's impossible
to describe how big that place is because it's 110 120 000 seats i think but it's all just
one side like it's just one row on the track so it's like if you took like the big house
at Michigan or like Tennessee
like Neeland Stadium it's 120,000
in a circle and you just like
flattened it across
that's how like big it is
so it doesn't end
what's that on the track? Did you go on the track?
I even saw it. No pace car, nothing.
Is the arms out? Damn. Oh, that's a tough
look. That is a really
that's a tough little look
Oh, fuck, fuck.
He came back in time.
We didn't even make it onto the track, Yoms.
Yams.
I'll tell you this.
We went to, it was one of the more FP things of all time.
We went to do go-carting with two of the NASCAR drivers.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Dude, we walk into like this separate room and FP and this driver dap up.
And all of a sudden the driver's like, you know, do you know something?
Burton or whatever. And Perez is like, of course I know him. He's like Bill Burton. He's like,
Bill Burton runs Virginia. And they, they go into this thing that it turns out they're in a way,
like family to a degree. It was one of the more wilder FP things that I've ever seen.
That sounds not right. You know your whole family. I was like, what is going on here?
Bill Burton does not get told no in Virginia.
You know, something ridiculous, dude.
His, it's Harrison Burton is the driver.
Burton is a big time NASCAR.
Thank you.
So his, his father is Jeff Burton.
Sure.
Our car driver whose brother is Ward Burton.
So there's Ward of Jeff.
Ward of Jeff Burton were brothers.
They were from South Boston, Virginia.
Both NASCAR drivers during the, you know, our heyday as a kid, well, my hey day
is a kid watching NASCAR.
And Harrison, Burton is 23 years old.
He's a driver now.
And that's Jeff's son.
So I'm like, I saw that we were meeting up with Harrison Burton, but I didn't, you know,
Burton's not like the craziest like specific name.
So I didn't know that that was like the case.
So we started talking about his grandfather who, who like my dad did business with.
And I went to his like, we did spring break one year at his house in Naples, Florida.
And their his grandfather used to stay at our place at Wintergreen would.
So this whole thing.
And then I come to find out that like it's Jeff's son.
well my my when my dad this is the stupid shit in the world well my dad set up my first email account
as a child right and stupid at verizon dot net whatever the fuck it was right he set up a password for me
and gave it to me and said hey this is your email account i was like fucking 12 i don't know
and he's like i'm gonna make these passwords so he made his password ward 22 word burton 22 car
and he made my password jeff 99 so my password
to this day are some variation of that.
It's way, it's, you know, I've added,
show you on those 79, special characters, whatever.
But my passwords are all a variation of Jeff 99.
Like to, to this day, and that's this kid's dad.
It's just he's dad.
I'm telling this guy who watches our channel,
who's a fan of Bob's sports,
that my Amazon, Netflix, fucking bank passwords are his dad.
And it's just kind of very bizarre.
It was even weird.
weird thing. It's weird.
It's weird.
Like, if some guy was like the passwords are based on your father, I'd be like, this is a lot.
How complex are those passwords, though?
Because you just stayed.
That's not that I was, I feel comfortable saying.
All right.
That's a very, right.
99 is, is, is a decade ago.
I've got other numbers in there, but it's all close to it.
Did you do the K1 racing?
Because I did that in, in Austin.
That shit is legit.
When you were just in Austin, that's what you did it?
I did it in Austin.
Your buddy should have got a video of you on the on the go cart for us.
Oh, I'm sure.
I'm sure it's somewhere.
Dude,
though,
when you're watching it's hard to steer,
dude.
Yeah,
when you're watching it doesn't look as fast and then you get in and you are flying.
Yeah.
Five miles an hour.
And when you're,
you know,
two feet off the ground,
well,
shit that your,
your,
your head's two feet off the ground.
You're sitting about this far off the ground,
right?
You also talk about,
talk about some people who take their job seriously.
whoever's working at those spots they love that shit.
I didn't realize it was Japanese flags.
There's a black flag, a blue flag, a checker.
Yeah, when you drive by, they put the sign up.
It's like stop bumping or whatever.
It's like, all right.
Yams, were you, was your body by the end of it?
Were you exhausted?
No, my, my, my left leg was having issues because there's nowhere to put it.
You know, I did.
You did get one all right.
They have a break.
There's a break on the thing, but you're not a lot of hit it.
So you just sit there with your left leg dangling off like you're in a golf cart.
It's weird.
A lot of fun, though.
I had a blast.
Perez started out the race where he was moving, dude.
Like, Mikey showed him a video.
Like these race car drivers who were so much better than us,
and you wouldn't think it would take that big of effect, just going 45 miles per hour.
They know the different angles to take and whatnot.
The first two laps, they could.
couldn't get around FP.
Like they couldn't.
The guy told me, he's like, it took me two laps to catch you.
It was like, I was shocked.
Did you, did they have the leaderboard up where they were, like,
showing how fast people were going?
I took it home.
I mean, compared to the two guys car drivers came home.
I lost team, dude.
I couldn't steer anymore.
Yeah.
I'm not going to make excuses.
I'm not an excuse guy.
But I'm carrying around.
I'm having to turn quite a bit more weight than the rest of these guys are.
you know imagine a 150 pound backpack on the back you trying to steer like I just lost it when they give you the uh the shiasty mask at the beginning that's when you know it's legit that's when you know like oh well we're in for something here yo you know what it took me back to when they gave that mask it smelled like micromania yeah dude when i put on that left shirt that they gave us and it just stunk that's kind of what it it took me back to but it's like
You can hear in my audio, I'm cracking up laughing the whole time because like when you're coming around the bend and then you start to realize that it's like FP or that it's like Joe, it's like it felt like a Mario car.
And like as I'm coming around them, it's just it's the funniest shit to go by them or be behind them.
I just couldn't stop laughing.
It was a lot.
It was just a lot of fun.
It is.
They put they put the cameras on top of it.
stuck cameras. Oh, are there videos coming out of this? We have, we have it's video and audio from each of us.
And most I think I was pretty quiet. You lost Bob's. He's just he's just he's silent. And then he comes up on somebody.
I mean, that's the moment he realizes Joe or me. He's like,
he's like, too. Yeah. Yeah.
Those like, cursing. He's like his card stop. He's like, what the fuck? It's pretty fucking. It's like, it's pretty fucking.
This video is hilarious.
Joe's like first two minutes.
Like he's like slamming because he's pissed that they stopped his car.
And then next is just,
fuck you, Bob.
Yeah,
it was boring off the whole time.
It was special.
All right,
boys,
well,
we got a big trip on the horizon.
Myrtle Beach coming in,
a long doozy of a trip.
But we've had a nice break.
So we're going to get a lot in.
I don't know if we talked about it too much.
FP coming into the qualifier with a chance to be in a PGA tour then is one of the wilder things that I've ever, ever heard of.
Me on the bag, which is even wilder.
That's exciting stuff.
Probably, you know any reads.
I think he knows.
He knows not to go.
I'm just going to make sure that, like, to be honest, like, catting forward.
Like, I just don't want to be in the way of anybody.
Like, I'm just going to try and get out of the way and just be, like, good vibes.
I think, correct me if I'm wrong, Stuby, but I think he knows not to ask me for a read.
You're, you're, you're, um, your short putting is very good.
Your, your instincts on short putt's, you make a lot of short putt.
So I might, I might come to you on, on, on a short pot, but yeah, anything, anything, if you guys watch that, um, that waste management, uh, um, that one, you had a couple pots on the first few holes that were just drastically off.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Bad reads, but you, you, you agree.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think I'll, you know, I'm going to, I'm going to be a little rundown of what I'm,
what I like, you know, we got to have a little conversation on the bag, right?
Am I going to have a range finder?
Yeah, I think, I think they'll let us have a range finder usually in these things,
but we'll, we'll figure that out.
Otherwise, you know, we'll figure it out.
It's going to be a nice crash course for you and in, in, in caddying, but I just need
your vibes out there, dog.
I mean, let's be honest.
This, this is a, there's, there's.
It, as ridiculous as it is for me to be one round away from the PGA tour.
Could you imagine that, man?
There's just, it's looking at these guys that are playing in it.
It would be the upset.
It would be like, it would be like miracle on ice.
It would probably be bigger than that,
because at least that teams in the Olympics.
What do you think it is?
Like, what do you think the honest Vegas odds would be of you winning this thing?
I'm got, I mean, I've got to be in the bottom.
you know, two or three guys.
How many are there?
There's 20?
There's 16, I think.
16, 16 people.
16 guys, eight of them are YouTube guys.
But they're all great.
I mean, you got Grant, you got Micah, you got George Bryant,
you've got one of the Bustad Jack guys, either Cole or Mason.
You've got Luke Kwan.
You've got Rap Report, who, from everything I'm seeing online,
looks like he's playing pretty well.
and he played well in the good, good open.
So, and then the other eight guys are like corn fairy, big time college guys.
One guy played on the live in the first year.
And there's only one who goes in?
Yeah, whoever shoots the lowest score is in there.
Like five, six under?
No, dog.
These things, I would think like, I would think 64, 63.
or 64.
Eight under?
Yeah, I think so.
72.
But yeah, normally in like a Monday qualifier,
64 gets you into a playoff.
63 normally gets you the spot.
I mean, obviously it's not quite that same competition.
I'm just trying to, dog.
I'm just trying to put up a score I can be, be proud of.
You get hot, though, where you can make two, three birdies in a row.
Sure.
And like, I think you just, if you, and you hit fairways consistently from the T-box.
So like a, you know, when we do, when we film we're at 66, 66, 67, maybe 6,500 yards, this is going to be from 7,000.
This is going to be from the tips, it's going to be 7,000 or more, which, you know, is not a good, you know, that makes it more difficult on me because I don't hit the ball a long way.
So, I mean, look, I'm trying to be at par better, right?
If I, if I can shoot even par, um, I'm going to feel pretty good.
I would say, I mean, I, I've, you know, I've, I've shot 64s in my career.
But I'm not quite that same player that I was at my best.
I'm imagining what would be the PGA Tour tournament that like what did they announce what the tournament's going to be, which one?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's the the Myrtle Beach Classic in May.
It's the opposite event to the Wells Fargo.
Yo.
Imagine that, man.
Even if like, even if Perez just like breaks down the last three holes.
Like if we just had a run where like there's a time like where we're on the leaderboard or we're making a run.
I would go nuts.
I would love the birdie one.
Exactly.
Get like a little bit of hype like holy shit he's on 59 watch.
Yes.
It's like that's when the cameras perk up and yeah.
My thing too is like that I'm just really going to be providing the good vibes.
But I got to remember too.
like I can't get too hyped up like I feel like if we birdie won that I would be like oh my
god let's fucking go here we go prison like really fired up where like I almost got to maintain it
because he don't you know how he is like he just stays at that one wavelength like very few times
is the caddy more hyped up than the player which is the thing but you're right if if you could just
even just birdie one that would be fucking awesome because we're like all right we're going to make a
run here. Yeah. I mean, I, I, um, I think I'll be in a little bit different. Like,
obviously when we're doing our Bob to sports videos, I'm in a, you know, I'm having a good time.
We're joking around tournament mode for me is probably a little bit different. So I think it's
going to be cool to, to see, you know, maybe we'll see how people feel about it. But I think
it'll be cool just to see me in that kind of mode, um, because we're going to get content.
We're going to make a video out of it too. Uh, that we get to release after they kind of release
their hero piece or whatever.
So it'll be a kind of a look at how I am in a more, I guess, competitive setting.
I don't care.
I want you, I want you to do what you want to do.
What I wouldn't want you to do is to like come to me when I am staying the way I stay
and be like, let's go, Perez.
Let's see some energy.
Like, you can freak out all you.
I want you to have a good time out there and have fun, but don't like try to make me do
that.
I'm not going to let you be.
Yeah, I'm not going to.
you can i'm not going to get upset by you getting any sort of way i'm that we're so fucking awesome
man imagine like coming down 17 like prez is so stoic and i like got the biggest smile on my
face too like yeah when i did the good good championship in may in uh in arizona when they
kind of did like a similar thing to like you know prize money or whatever um i hadn't been playing
as much and i doubled one and that was just like the end of it
like I knew I had to play like my very best golf to even like make that like top 12 or whatever it was and doubling it's just like I'm I feel like I'm out of it the storyline shit like I'm out like Perez is out of it from the fucking first hole so as long as I can just like settle in you know I'd love the birdie one but even if I can just string a couple of pars in the beginning just to kind of get going out there um you know I just don't want to fucking come out I haven't played dog since.
It's been a while.
I haven't played since, uh, shit.
It's been, I think the last round of golf, I, no, it's been like the 28th of January.
Holy shit.
I haven't played in almost in, in over two in three weeks.
Um, so I should probably do that this week.
Um, cold here.
It's like the worst place to be right now to like try to work on my game.
Do you know that, uh, Bob, you remember that video you took?
when we were in Chicago, when we left the Draft King's Lounge and we were in the,
or the draft king sports book, we were in the cab and I was sprawled out, passed out with my
belly out in the back of the van.
When I fell asleep, the bunker video, no had fallen asleep to the bunker video.
Yeah.
So the guy that that bunker video, the guy that does that is his name is Bryce Cope,
Bryce Cope golf, he's a, he's in Virginia Beach.
That's where he's at.
So I'm actually going down to see him on Friday.
Like a little bit of like, see if he, you know.
Just just have somebody look at my swing and give me a little something here and there ahead of next week.
So I remember you saw that clip.
He's like, damn, I got to make my videos a little more exciting.
Oh, yeah.
I was so tired.
It could have been anything on that.
You would fall to sleep to fucking anything.
Yeah, that is true.
I would fall to sleep to a rock concert.
I was so exhausted.
But that was a long trip.
Bob, going back to to you.
on the course and how you get animated.
Prez, I'll never forget the first ever, like, tournament that Bob and I played in together.
We signed up for a PGA memes tournament at Trump Palos Verdes, where we played a few times.
And this guy was treating this thing like the Masters.
We got paired up with Marissa.
I guess she's on and off.
She used to be.
That was from the Dr. Dabber video.
Yeah.
And so we hit a few birdies in a row.
And then we eagled like we eagled like I think Bob chipped in from off the green
This guy went fucking hate shit and he kept looking at me. He's like this is us
We got it.
Bob, I don't think you realize someone's gonna turn in like a 60 on the scorecard and like we're gonna be fucked
He's like no, turned in like eight or nine under turned like eight or not under
I'm thinking you guys the people that won that is going
nuts. What, 20?
19, 20. Oh, yeah. He was like,
we were like seven under after like
nine and he's like, or like
after 10 holes. He's like, we got a
real shot here, duh.
I'm like, no, we don't, man. You know what it
was? It was, we started
off so hot and
you could see on that, it was really
cool. I've never seen that one of these tournaments have
it where you could see where you were on the
standings. So like after you
birdie, you see yourself go up.
So there was a time where it was like,
holy shit, like we're going to have a shot.
And then, yeah, we came in like eight or nine under.
I want to get to the point where like I want to have like golf, I'm probably the least competitive because I just don't trust what I'm doing.
Like if I'm playing Madden or if I'm playing things that I know, I'll get competitive because I know it.
Like I want to be able to get more.
Not to say that I can't get competitive with the golf, but like it's hard to get as competitive where you just don't trust what you're doing.
I just know how much better.
Like, if we do the 2V1s first Perez,
I just know how much better.
It's gotten bad.
It's gotten bad.
That he is.
It's gone.
We used to win at least.
Like,
we used to.
And then at some point,
the flip switch.
And now it's like,
I don't think we'll ever win again.
Because like as soon as we get even close,
we just bang ourselves.
I think the thing with that is,
correct me if I'm wrong.
Sorry to cut you off, Joe.
Like,
I think Perez has gotten definitely better
from the times that we first started playing with them,
I know I've got a little worse.
I'm not going to speak for you, Joe.
I know I've definitely gotten worse.
So those gaps have just gotten worse.
I don't think that's true.
I think all the T-box lately, maybe.
But like your short game,
your approach shots from like 150 in
are normally pretty solid.
And then your putting is good
and your chipping is pretty solid.
Your bunkers have gotten better.
Like I'd say for the most part,
aside from the T-box,
you've gotten you've gotten significantly better i think with both you and i our problem is mentally
we are like as weak as it comes so like i will have a streak where mentally i'm i'm dialed in i feel
good and i will just be fucking like i'll par five six holes in a row as soon as one bad thing
happens i melt down like i absolutely just i cannot get out of my own way so i think you're similar
to me in that respect.
Like you ride the wave.
When you're going good, you're going really good.
And then when it's bad,
it can be a train wreck.
By the way, we won't give up what happened.
But Joey D, you filmed with Grant
a week or two ago
at Panther National.
The new course, Justin Thomas's course.
How did that code, Joseph?
Not to say, I mean, exactly how I said.
There was a stretch where, like, Grant game,
strokes and I'll be honest I was playing very good golf I've been very aware the last few rounds
when I blow up and I know it's good content people love it but when I blow up the round is over
like it's completely finished so I've been trying to to to strike like even I think Bob there
is that one hole in the waste management video when we played TPC Stadium it looked like I was
derailing and I tried very hard to be as positive as possible in my own way
and that'll give me an opportunity
where I can at least get it back,
but it's,
it's,
your game is,
your game is kind of like your personality.
Like your game is like that
in a China shop like,
there's now that we're like,
he could just shoot the fucking lights out.
And then yeah,
it could,
it really,
it kind of is like your personality.
I will say,
I'm sorry,
you got to,
you're,
you're,
you've in the past,
it feels like you're trying to,
to,
to like create this perfect round and the moment that one hole goes bad everything is ruined
because no matter what you do from here on that hole will always be there right even even if you
par out after the blow up you're going to end the round and be like god damn it if i didn't just
blow it up so the chances are you're not going to par out because all you're thinking about is that
10 you make right yeah sometimes i have a score in mind or like a place where i want to be and i i i i
did that again with Grant, I messaged, Nicole messaged me, she's like, how you doing? I'm like,
I'm playing great. And it was like the kiss of death. As soon as I did that, it just, it all fell
apart. And then I was like, okay, I need this many pars at this point now to get to where, and I'm
thinking this in my head. And I think it only makes it worse rather than just taking a shot at a time.
Yeah, because you don't, you actually don't make pars. If you think about it, you don't make
birdies. You don't make pares. You make golf shots. Yeah. Right. So it's really just about
hitting the best shot that then results in those things.
So when you start thinking like, oh, I just need to make six more pars, that's not something
you can do.
You can't just be like, I'm going to make a par.
You have to hit a drive.
You have to hit a green.
You have to.
Yeah.
So it's like you, and you're also a little superstitious, I would say, and a lot of different
things that you are.
You're very vibe.
Yeah.
You're very like the universe oriented.
So when you say like I said I was playing well, like that.
text message doesn't affect anything but in your mind better though f p i should never you got to get that out
you got that doesn't understand i'm i'm an ex hockey goal we're superstitious as as they come but it's not
helping so no it doesn't you got it you got to just you got a you got a you got a windshield and you got
not rear view so the moment you make a 10 you're going to have these bad blow up holes right until you
get better at golf that's why you're the hand now i will see and bob i think we'll agree
agree the times I feel like I play the best can like from start to finish is like the times when
we just go to fuck around and like we just having fun and I think that that's the big thing is
when I just have fun on the course and I don't really think about anything else I'm more likely to
play better because I'm not putting pressure on myself.
It's because you're not trying to do anything.
You're just hitting the next best shot and all the other it doesn't matter what you shoot.
So the moment you stop caring about the end result, you're going to do better in the lead-up to it.
Yo, I'm a fucking hero at Balboa National.
Like, I'm the fucking man at Balboa.
Am I not?
You are.
He hits high draws.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't distort.
It's high jaws, man.
Dude, you asked the Duke, the Duke will tell you that I'm a scratch golf.
Golf is not like.
golf is not like football or like hockey where like you want to get riled up right before you go out of the tunnel and like get yourself amped up and like understand how big the moment is really focus like it's it's the opposite of that you want to listen to classical music you want to get your heart rate yeah you want to make you want to picture yourself like when you have a 40 foot put or or a you have a five foot put you want to put yourself on the practice screen a hundred times or it doesn't matter you can't make the moment or the golf shot big you have a foot put you can't make the moment or the golf shot big
bigger than just the fact that it's like, I hit the shot on the range an hour ago.
Perfect.
Put my, you got to put yourself back there.
That's, I mean, it's easier said than done.
Yeah.
We're out here making entertainment videos and like that at the end of the day.
That's what matters most.
But like, you know, when you got to just the mental thing, you can spend hours and hours and hours
hitting golf balls.
But if you don't, if you don't get your mental game in the right spot, none of that's
going to matter.
You know where it happens too.
sometimes it's like when we go to play like a really nice course or like a big time spot like i always
want to play better at those places because it's like damn this is a really sick course like if i could
say that i shot well on it would be awesome and again i think it's just added pressure that just ends up
banging you but like when i used to play hockey like i would get fucking psyched up for the game and
like i'd go into it with like like jitters and excitement and like fucking ready to get out there and it's
It's just such a different dynamic and such a slower-paced sport.
It's really different than anything else.
It's just, it's like, I think mentally, like, I need to take a course just to understand, like, where my range of emotions should be throughout the round.
Like, I feel like if you analyze my brain compared to FPs during a golf round, it would be hysterical to see just like, he'd be like this.
And I'd be like fucking, you know, it's, it's crazy.
There's a book that you should start there before you go talk to anybody.
It's called Golf is Not a Game of Perfect by Dr. Bob Rottella.
He's renowned sports psychologists with big time athletes.
I think he's worked with, he works across all sports.
That's a book that every golfer should read when they start caring about the scores or wanting to improve their scores, right?
You don't need to read it when you're just picking up the game.
But when you're starting to like break 90 or break 100 and you want to start getting yourself really dropping, that book, it just puts everything in the right perspective.
I read it probably like every other year just to like kind of re-sync everything.
But that's one.
That would something I would recommend it.
Anyone listening and certainly to you, Joe, go check that one out.
I think back to the Myrtle Beach qualifier, I'd be, I'd be curious.
It's such a, it's such a smart idea from their end just to get eyeballs on it and it's so different.
But like, I would be curious if not to take anything away from the PGA, by the means I tune into these every single weekend.
But like, I would be curious if the Smartle Beach qualifier, if they, if it was on CBS or whatever, I'd be curious to see the eyeballs that this gets compared to the Riviera tournament just gets.
because I know from me, I'll be very curious to watch all of that shake out.
Like even if for us aside, like even if you weren't playing in an FB,
I would want to go and watch to see how this all shakes out.
And I think it's really, really cool.
But yeah, I think from their end, it's got to be a good idea.
And the eyeballs it's going to get, I would think, if they had it streaming,
would be interesting.
Yeah, it's a brilliant idea.
when you first told me about it when I first heard about it,
especially for a tournament that's,
it's its first year on the,
on the PGA tour,
so they haven't had this in years past in Myrtle Beach.
It's so smart to kind of get that tournament,
like getting talked about in any way, shape, or form.
And obviously to bring in eight people that have a pretty big audience,
I mean,
I think you can look at all of our videos and all these other creators videos
and what those numbers do.
And, I mean, it has like a Sunday,
feel right it's got like a it's a one round one or done um you know so it's i think you know to me
if if that was on live tv um it i feel like it would just with the guys playing in it and the
stakes and it being almost a sunday feel to me it it should do better it i think it would do better
than like a thursday friday of a non-major sounds crazy to say but it in the grand
scheme of things, it's really not.
I mean, I really...
And, you know, I watched Mr. Shortgame video of his, and he was talking about, you know,
the NBC coverage of Good Goods thing.
And apparently, if you clicked in on the YouTube, they had at one point, 100,000 people
watching, which was more than the last live tournament with John Rom, with Dustin Johnson, Brooks
kept...
I mean, so it's not a wild statement at all.
Bob, and especially if you think about the fact that you got Perez, you got Grand Horvatt,
you got, you know, the Bustad Jack and the Brian Brose guys, like those are all guys who have
a high following on YouTube.
So I think a lot of interest would be on that.
But are they going to air it on anywhere or are they going to stream it or what are they going to?
So they've got a whole camera crew for the tour.
So I think it goes on the, they're going to film it live the day of.
And then I think they're going to release it on the tour.
23rd or 20, 23rd of April, I believe, on YouTube.
I don't know if it's on the, it's either going to be on the like play Myrtle Beach golf
YouTube or I think, I mean, I know the tour is involved.
I think the tour is doing the production of it.
So, um, that's cool, man.
I mean, it's, and then we'll, we'll be able to release our kind of, you know,
perspective of it.
I think we'll do something like a Perez verse, the field.
So part of that series that we've done.
just to kind of give an insight of me kind of in this competition and what that looks like.
Not a traditional one-on-one match, but one v-15, I guess.
But I think, I mean, it's really smart.
And I don't think that they, you know, I don't think they would tell you that they're rooting for anybody.
But I don't think there's any secret that when you look at, like when George Bryant got that exemption into the Bermuda tournament and then ended up making the cut and all the social stuff that I know you guys saw.
because I saw it all over there from Callaway through PGA Tour.
There was a lot of engagement and a lot of hype,
as there should be,
because George has got a great following on YouTube
that he's worked hard to cultivate.
So I don't think it's, you know,
I would expect that the Myrtle Beach tournament
and the guys putting this on are certainly rooting for one of the eight YouTube guys
to potentially get this spot,
because it would bring some serious hype going into,
the event and through kind of the first at least couple days of the of tournament week um
regardless of the result it's it's a cool thing to participate in and it's a really smart idea
for a certainly a first time tour event or any of these kind of smaller tour stops that aren't
signature events aren't majors i think you might see a lot of these events with with sponsors
exemptions not spoken for maybe trying to do something like this themselves are they are
How many people are going to be there?
Like, are they selling tickets to it?
I don't know about that.
I don't think so.
I don't believe that would be really cool.
And also it would be great exposure for the Bob DeSports channel, too,
just to kind of like a lot of people who, you know,
who like to watch golf and golf tournaments don't necessarily follow YouTube golf.
So they see Perez coming up to the T-box and they're going to be like,
who is this guy?
Yeah, I mean, I don't think there's anyone going to be there because they're protecting the result,
which I understand.
They're really, that's one of the things is to not, um, not release anything until they put that, uh, that hero piece out or that video out.
So I would, I don't think it, I don't think it's going to be a live component, but regardless, it's going to be, it's going to be kind of, you know, I haven't done anything like this.
I don't, I mean, I haven't played competitive golf in some time. And obviously, I've never played in an event that has the stakes that this played in a, you played in a couple Bob to Sports majors.
Sure.
Like that's important.
Even college golf, high school golf, state golf, like, I've never had the opportunity
to play in a PGA tour event if I want.
Like that, I've gotten trophies and titles and all this shit.
But like, I'll never, I've never played anything like this.
You know, I may never play in anything like, you know, regardless of what I shoot, you know,
I was one round away from the tour.
So that'll be the story for my grandkids.
You do, do yourself.
Just imagine you're playing me and Bob.
You'll wax that ass.
The only thing, that only thing I'll say, like, watch FP go win this thing,
and then he gets the exemption, and then he, like, makes the cut there.
And then it's like, all, fuck, we just lost FP.
Like, we lost him to that tour.
And I ain't, like, fuck.
It'd be the greatest story.
It'd be, like, the caterpillar into the butterflies.
It'd be unbelievable.
The metamorphosis.
There's some sneaky guys that, too, like, obviously you're going to have, like,
those cornberry guys and whatnot.
But, like, even they got, like, Mason nut.
Like, if he goes off or, like,
Like any of these guys, you know, and I fucking love Rappaport.
Rapaport, Rapyport can flat out play.
I do hope he bogeys the first hole because he busted my balls in the D.
He, he banged me in the DMs about my shank.
Well, on my shank, like some people came up and, you know, they were like, oh, Bob, you suck you like that.
But Rappaport was like, Bob, your action is disgusting.
Like, look at that left knee tail out.
I'm like, damn, dude.
I finally, take it easy, dude.
finally realized what it feels like to be in my shoes.
He finally got the bad comments.
It took a shank of magnitude proportions to finally get some of those bad
comments.
I could wear it.
I could wear it.
No problem.
But it was like a personal attack.
He's like that that action is disgusting.
Look at the knee flare out.
And I was like, thanks for stopping by, Dan.
But I love.
There weren't any LOL for emojis in that.
No.
Throw an LOL at the end and we're fine.
But he was like, but, um, we love.
I think it helped you that Tiger on the same day that video comes out hits a cold shank of the turn.
This guy, the world is always turning in his favor, man.
He has the shank of all shakes and then literally Tiger the next day.
Same day.
Same day.
Same day.
Same hole.
Oh, my God.
You mess with music.
I'm getting banged.
I'm like, welcome to my world, Doc.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Look, it is what it is.
I actually played well in that Scottsdale, the TPC course.
And then Jet put up the video of me just with the worst shot of all time.
People are like, yo, this guy fucking sucks.
He's never been worse.
And I'm like, watch the video.
I actually bounce back okay and shot all right.
But like, especially the back.
Well, got our story.
Good.
It's good for game.
All right.
Yums.
Let's, let's head over again.
No poppy here today.
He could be in Louisiana.
Papa could be in Texas. He could be K-1 racing right now. We don't know.
Probably Morristown, Pennsylvania, though, if I had to be. Of course. Yeah, why wouldn't he be?
All right. I've got, he always reads the names. I always forget to read him. Kevin Sheets underscore 21.
Says, what is the most underrated golf course you have ever played?
Underrated? It's a good question. Wow.
Like in a Bob does sports chair? I say this.
I've said this before.
I've said this before.
I know what you're going to say.
It's more park.
It's out there.
Look, it's a drive from West Hollywood.
But you guys, I remember when you guys were first talking about this place and I asked
you, like, what's more park lights before I ever came out to L.A.?
You're like, ah, it's all right.
You can't golf course.
They're cool with us filming.
So we go out there.
I got out there.
It's stunning.
It's stunning setting.
You're like, you're up on these, like, ridges.
And it's super elevation.
It's beautiful views.
it's like one of the better places we've played in in i'll give mine three different film out there
with foreplay when i was sick as a dog u.s open week they went out there made a video and they were
saying the same thing yeah yeah i'll give mine the place that i don't think it's nearly talked about
enough and we played there twice i think in scottesdale was dinosaur mountain i thought that
was you got that one par three that you literally see the entire dynastowne was you got that one par three that you literally see
the entire desert.
And I thought just the course itself is awesome, but it never gets talked about.
It's always trune.
It's always Quintero.
It's always TPC Scottsdale.
I thought it was just as good as almost any of those courses and in great shape.
They were so good to us.
Like every time we went out there, they fucking rolled.
Great little halfway hut, Bob.
Remember that?
Halfway, we got all the food.
I thought that place is really fun.
And no one really talked about it too much.
Yeah, I think back to the Moore Park thing, one of my favorite things with Moore Park is it's such a chill vibe.
Like you could finish your nine, eat the best Caesar wrap in the game, and you could kind of just like hang there.
You don't have to like keep it going.
And they just roll up to the tea.
Like it's a loose vibe.
Yams, do you have one?
I mean, I wouldn't say it was underrated, but it was, I would say that St. Andrews, the old course,
not because it was underrated,
but because at least we were told that there were other courses there
that were going to knock our socks off,
which they did,
but not like St. Andrews.
Like, that was the peak of the peak.
The only thing I'll say,
I think the nicest course I may have ever played.
It's either Shadow Creek or what,
is it Dunbarney or, um,
No,
not Barney links,
not somebody.
You're not thinking of Dunbarreys.
King's Barnes.
King's Barnes.
That I think is the nicest course I've ever played.
I'll say the one that jock me over there was St. Andrew's Castle course.
The last one I played with just Rick on the final day, he was like, I think it's like not really
talked about that much.
And as far as the St. Andrews, there's like the new old course, obviously, and the new course
right next to the old course.
There's like a Jubilee.
Dude, the castle course is like sitting up on the bluff.
You can see into the village where there's the ruins of it.
It was freaking sweet.
And that was supposed to be the worst one of our trip.
I think everyone we played.
Dunbarney the first day was...
Dunbarney was, he was like, I was like, oh, how was this course?
He's like, ah, it's, you know, it's a newer course.
We got out there and I looked at present, like, yo, this place is fucking beautiful.
Yo, the Jet, you know, uh, FP, he's already got a Jupiter boy's trip mapped out with his boys for like two weeks from now.
They're doing like, all right.
They arrive on the, uh, the seventh.
And when you move in six, so that'd be.
two days.
Well,
yeah,
two days after you're back.
I want in on that one,
that O.
Joby or what is that one place?
I want in on that.
Apogee.
Apotee?
You know the one.
Sweet.
Apparently it's sweet.
Dude, we,
I am so ready
for this Jupiter move.
Like I,
I can't wait.
I am so ready.
I start the moving process this week.
So Joe, the prank is not on.
We are coming.
It's really started
to hit me this week i put the video the sunset up on my story last night people were like yo are
these guys coming or what i do an a m it's always like are you just tell me like are you guys
really just breaking joe i i will see this is a rated spot bob was it was a king
king part i just i don't know if it's like highly rated or not to me that's probably the nicest
course i think that we was raiding about it yeah that was yeah yeah
What about the Virginia, something in Canada, something in...
The Virginia golf blew me away.
Honestly, what I was so surprised about was when you took me to your club, even before they got in,
I didn't realize it was going to be as nice as that was.
Like that, I just didn't realize in general that the golfed there.
That infinity pool overlooking the 18th hole.
Oh, that place.
Yeah, that is a different...
Oh, you're talking about the one in the first.
town the federal club the one in town the one that me and you went yes okay you guys never
i never took you to that one no i thought you're talking about ketchwick yeah that's look i that was
that was that was the accountant with short hair and his wife coming in for a tour i don't think
they would have let me in rolling in with a fat prez crew neck or the um i know kinlock was out of this
world yeah but kinlock's a 50 golf course in the country don't sleep on that omelet too that's one of the
better omelets I've ever had.
I'm telling you, Joe, this thing was out of this fucking world.
I feel like Bob would, would take a club membership strictly on whether or not the food
was outstanding.
That's even a question.
We were talking about where we were going to go in Jupiter.
And he, he told us down in Daytona.
He's like, he's like, that first meal at the club when we go to tour is going to be more
important than they realize.
I'm like, yeah.
It really is.
He comes in somewhere and the facilities are great.
The golf course is great.
They're going to let us do our thing.
And he gets like a bad salad or like a,
bad rap or something.
Yeah, it's tough.
It's a deal breaker form.
Close to it.
It really would be, dude.
That's like going to be a big, big part.
And on the other count, like, if I have a great Caesar wrap and the course is kind of like, okay, I'd get that membership.
Oh, my God.
Wild.
Yeah.
Let's see.
Why don't you fire away another question there, man.
All right.
C. Maurice 96.
We might have had this question before, but it's a great question.
What is your favorite?
sports jersey of all time.
I got mine.
I'm pretty sure we've had.
I remember having the conversation.
I've had a, I wore it all throughout high school.
It's not, I don't even know if it's your favorite or just your favorite like color, like your favorite.
Oh.
I guess what I was like the one you think is the best.
I think it's the one you think is the best, like the coolest one.
Because I had an Ed Reed Miami Hurricane jersey that I wore the shit out of in high
school.
are so badass.
I think you've got to go ahead, Joe.
I'm going to go with an NBA jersey that I think is really sick,
and they still throw it back sometimes,
is the Vancouver Grizzlies teal jerseys.
I remember when they first brought those things out,
and it's a shame the grizzly sucked for years
because their jerseys were so sick.
They had that giant grizzly just tearing the shit out of a giant G.
Yeah, it was so.
Oh, fuck.
And then it had like the native like like embroidery around the lines.
Yeah.
It was so cool.
And I think last year, I don't know if they were doing it still, but last year they
brought them back and they wore them and they looked so good.
I would go with that or I would also go.
I always liked the Tampa Bay Buccaneers third jerseys, those like pewter orange
musical jerseys with the actual way they wore the bucket here in the helmet.
I thought those were so sick back,
because they were just different than anything else by far in the league that you'd ever see.
I'm a sucker for like white, like white jerseys.
Mine would probably be the old school because I was such a big fan of them.
The New Jersey Nets jerseys, when they had like Keith Van Horn and even the way that the floor,
their hardwood, it was so sick.
I was such a, I used to have my carry, I had a carry kittles jersey.
was like die hard i loved me some nets basketball
what is yours fp um i think i think when we had this question before i said uh
those old um those old pistons uniforms those grandville pistons uniforms that was like a
like a green or a blue with like the black piston horse so you almost have like i can't
look like a chest piece horse yeah kind of like a chest piece but it was like kind of pulled at the feet
or whatever.
That was cool.
I think that one went pretty hard.
Was this top five on the Brilley Dumb Show maybe?
Maybe that's what it was.
It might have been, yeah.
I remember saying that jersey on this for whatever.
I always go with the Chargers Powder Blue.
Yeah, those are good.
Danny and Tomlinson.
That question is right up your alley.
Lums.
All right.
Close down.
Last question here.
Zach Botnick with 3Hs wants to know.
What was the top three hardest laughs in the channel's history?
Number one.
Oh, man.
I mean,
clear of the day.
I think we all have one at the garage door, right?
I mean, I'll give you a sleeper, by the way.
So Joe garage door, I think is number one.
The sleeper, which is maybe hardest we laughed in the funniest video is when we all found
out that we went up a shirt size in Virginia.
That was really good.
That in that backcountry river.
That's up there, man.
What about the one where Bob left the pot like 50 yards?
Yeah.
And I broke down just fucking in.
We were high or no, we were drunk.
We're on the fireball challenge.
And I was just dot.
I think collectively that video, we did not stop laughing the whole fucking round.
There's also, uh, some of the, some of the drives down.
We've had some hysterical, hysterical.
laps like remember remember even the last time we had the the the uh the RV we were just
cracking up the whole time there's so many good jokes but yeah that garage door I
think yeah yeah any of our commutes in the car together end up being pretty
ridiculous especially the further it goes the more ridiculous it gets I think anytime
anything we go through a drive-through and we get an order like a big old
border rolling. That'll get, that'll get the people going. That's a guarantee.
All right, boys. Well, yeah, we got a big, big week ahead. We're off to Myrtle Beach.
Keep an eye out for the content. We have coming. I think we have a video with Grant coming out soon.
That's going to be coming out as well. We love you, folks. We appreciate you, folks.
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