Bob Does Sports Podcast - Fat Perez RESPONDS To Shot From Famous Radio Hosts!

Episode Date: December 20, 2023

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Cutsi kind of had like the craps table effect. Cutsi would give him facts about the gators that he'd be like, yeah. He's like, it's true. It's so true. When he gets into the RV, he just goes, oh. Yeah. It's not the RV.

We were heading in Naples, and we'd take a hard left and nothing we hadn't done before. But on this day, Jetsback, and I added to the corner of my eye, see this thing start picking up some steam towards the door and punches the door open. It barrels through it. lies onto highway traffic. Fantasy football, I'm probably going to come in last for the Burnley Dumb Show League. And the punishment is the classic

Waffle House or IHop punishment where I got to spend 24 hours there. Each pancake deducts an hour. And I don't know if I go with the Waffle House pancakes or do you go with the IHop pancakes. IHop, you were saying that they're not that big. I hope's not that big. I don't think either of them are really massive.

Denny's has big pancakes. Yeah. They have big pancakes? Yeah, Denny's does. How many pancakes can you eat? Or we're going to find out. I mean, we're going to, after that. That's the only thing that I was going to request is that I don't have to, like, at least I get a little bit of a break after.

After that, Dairy, after the challenge we did. That was one of the worst things. What's this episode coming out? Can we talk about it? Yeah. 20th. And when is the Thursday before Christmas? It'll be the next day.

We won't give anything Down the side No, so talk about it, go for it Because it's to eat tomorrow I come out tomorrow I told Perez in the car Before The challenge

That we just did The Christmas challenge I thought the hot dog Challenge couldn't get any worse This challenge Of drinking milk And eating cookies In the Florida Sun

Mind you 20 cookies Whatever we had to eat 50 total I think was The worst The milk sucked It was awful I chugged it and my stomach felt hardened like a rock.

You're not supposed to drink that much. It was like it expanded. And then the first thing you want to do is just burp. But I was so grossed out. I was like, if I burp right now, I am going to puke everywhere. So I just kind of like stood there and I was just like, it was fucking brutal. And then the cookies like accumulated like and were just, it was like by the end you're like, I don't want to have another fucking cookie man.

Yeah, it really does kind of. I mean, it didn't really affect you guys too much. I mean, I've had it. My desire for Taco Bell, since we did the Taco Challenge, not that I won't eat it, but I don't have that burning desire for Taco Bell that I used to have. I don't crave it anymore at all. That's a problem because we were going to be doing a Chick-fil-A challenge, and that's going to bang. That would be tough to lose.

If it was, in my power rankings, by the way, Wendy's has surpassed Chick-fil-A-Lay. Yeah. Yeah, it really has, man. It's just not by much, but it's there. What did it for you? You know what? It was probably, it wasn't the last rep we had, because the last rep we had was a little bit off,

but just consistently, they're so good. The Baconator fries, it just slightly above, yeah. I mean, it's just barely. They've got, I believe they have the best breakfast. That's a new thing that I had just had, too. I believe Wendy's is the best breakfast. I don't know they have breakfast. Bold new claim.

There's breakfast potatoes. I've said it a million times. A million people. But those breakfast potatoes are maybe to McDonald's fries. McDonald's fries is maybe the only fast food potato of any time of day better than those breakfast potatoes. Wow. Yeah, we had it at the airport. That was the classic airport run where I called ticket.

That was Miami, too. It was in Miami. We got to be careful for that one. What'd you do? I don't remember this. We were at the airport, our flight. It was like 8 in the morning, and I called you to get you breakfast because you were getting over to the gate.

And I'm like, literally, like, seven or eight in the morning. And I call them, I was like, ticket. Like, what do you want from Wendy's? He's like, oh, thank God you found a Wendy. She's like, I'll do a Dave's triple. I'm like, it's eight a.m. He's like, damn. They were boarding already, remember?

Yeah, they were boarding. That was tight. I had to bring the sandwich on to the plane and give it to them as I walked by. To the back row. That's right. So I did have their breakfast. That was a damn good sand. Right?

That was very, it's not McDonald's, but it's very, very good. Oh, I think it's better. You do? You do.

Yeah. Do you like a particular item more than you like everything else? Or do you like the whole breakfast menu? I'm probably not the person to like make an overarching claim like that. Because I usually like one thing. But like their honey, their honey butter chicken biscuit.

Oh. That's right up here. It's a better is a better chicken biscuit than anybody else has. And I think, I think, I would imagine, based on the quality of, I eat, that the other stuff's pretty damn good too.

You know, even the sandwich I had, they tease it to where it's like a bacon salmon. They treat it like the Baconator, and it even kind of looks like it. And it's the real deal. Yeah. Wendy knows what she's doing, man. She is. She does. I think the Baconator, well, I don't know if I think this anymore, but for a long time,

I used to think that the Baconator was the best sandwich and fast food. Yeah, you said that often. Yeah. But now it's gotten to a point where the bacon's just too much. Just give me a Dave's triple. But I... That was one of the fattest things I ever. Dude, the triple is just...

It really huge. It's too much meat. I disagree. I think it's the exact right amount of meat. But wouldn't you rather... I think we've talked about it, wouldn't you rather get a double and then just get a single hamburger?

Like, you don't think that meat... But that's so much more bread. That's the same amount of meat, but more bread. At that point, though? Yeah, I get in a triple. You're concerned about the bread. Like, the bread. Are you saying not to get the triple

because of the mouth issue? Like, getting it. over that whole burger. Not that. I just think with the ratio, you get so much more meat than the bacon, the cheese and the bread. This guy can't get over the, the water's tough, man. Wow. There you go. See, now I got space. Back up and running. Fellas, film week wise, where do we rank this film week amongst other ones that we've had? Jet, what do you think? I think content wise, it's probably number one, right? Yeah, I agree with that. I mean, vibe-wise is up there too, but we've had trips in other places, which were also, there's a great, great time.

But I think content-wise, it's number one, right? I think we have two of some of our best videos that we filmed in the last recent time period between the Wheel of Drinks Challenge and then the Christmas Challenge. I think those two videos alone have made this trip, like, awesome. And I think then if you couple that with the behind-the-scenes stuff that we've gotten with, RV and like just us going around the country, around the state of Florida and whatnot. I would say it's definitely been one of our most productive. There's a sneaky, there's a sneaky video with one father.

Oh yeah, that is going to go crazy. I would kill to be with you for when you first watch that. I really would. You, you, I'd really want to be with that. I'd like to watch that video might go on. By the way, so we, yeah, we filmed with FB's dad, and then he gets to, we went and we grabbed a bite after. We go, shower, and he comes, and he sits on the table.

And he says, and he goes, man, I really felt like I answered the bell today. He did, man. He's a crazy, crazy person. Perez walked in, he's like, that shirt is truly one of the worst shirts I've ever seen. And he looks at Perez, he's like, what do you mean? It's got rockets on it. It's great. And then Perez looks at me.

He's like, it's ripped all along the bottom. Yeah, dude. He's, um, he's started to get into these button down short sleeve button down shirts that have like really big artwork on them. Like that, like not like the tight logos, but the really obnoxiously large stuff. And he thinks it looks so good. And you can't tell the guy anything. He's 60 years old. But he, he's short.

He's a very short guy. Um, so he's, he's, for a long time, it was taking these shirts. They were too long on him, right? Yeah. So he would take him to a tailor to get them to, like, properly shorten the shirt. So it didn't look so ridiculous on him. And I guess at some point along the line recently, he decided that was a waste of his time.

He could do it just as good as they could. So I looked at the bottom of his shirt, and it's just, it's like zigzag. Like he cut it and he was hammered when he did it or something. Or it wasn't cutting right. I'm like, dude. I was like, I take him to get here. I'm like, you did not take that. She's like, I guess my tailor was.

drunk. It's out of his fucking mind, man. When we were at food plus beer, I, I, I, yeah, the restaurant that we were at. Ridiculous. I mean, I mean, look, it was fucking great. It was really good. It was really good. You ever been to a bodega in New York? Yeah. They're all called like, good food plus drinks.

Yeah. Yeah. But so I was telling his dad, I was like, I guess I made some offhanded comment just trying to be funny or something. I was tired. I was just like, yeah, it's a super cool shirt, man. And he looked at me and he was like, yeah, it is. And I was like, yeah, it is. He was like, you want to go outside right now?

And I think, I think he was kidding. But for a split second, I was like, am I about to go outside with Nick Stuby's father? Kevin Steeby? And there was something in his eye that told me he was only half kidding. He doesn't fuck around, man. He would drop your nervous moment. You think so? He looks like a strong guy.

He works out. He works out. Yeah. It's got a bench in his garage. Really? As old fathers, too. love song with the fingers out of him and he just pumps iron. Dude, he is.

He's an interesting guy, but he's got a bench, but he didn't have a kitchen sink for the longest time. Is that a real story? He had a plumbing issue and they had to like, they had to basically rip out all the plumbing in his house. And he just never really, and that involved, like, tearing the kitchen cabinets out and everything, like at the bottom. And he just never, I mean, he was like,

It was like two years that he just never got around to putting a kitchen back in. And, yeah, it was pretty bad. That is wild. He set the tone from the second he got in the cart with me on the first hole. The first conversation that he started with probably is going to get cut. Did we be there when he came in with that? At the second hole, I heard him talking about some stuff. He set the fucking, he set the fucking tone, dude.

He did. Oh, look at me. Yeah. Yeah, he set the tone, and then it was just kind of balls to the wall from there. Yeah, I think content-wise, it was one of the best. The thing that I'm really excited about, I know you guys are too, is, and it's been, it was hard for us to do it. Prior, we teased it in Canada, and people loved it.

And there was not one person I saw that was upset with it is the behind-the-scenes, and I think a lot of people wanted even more the behind-the-scenes for it to be longer. I think some of them would prefer it over the golf. Like they want more and more And we got our guy Jensen Back on the ones and two So to have a camera rolling on all the shenanigans That happens even off the golf course

I think is crucial And I think people will really enjoy it I hope they do Gator Tour Gator Tour was a flop Whoa Whoa I'll tell you what the

It was I was gonna say The best part about the Gator Tour Was just being in the boat Going fast Yeah that was sick Going out there and coming back. He could drive that shit. He was good at it.

He was awesome. Like the gators were, they were just sleeping the whole time. I thought it was awesome. The drone footage is sick. The drone footage is sick. That would be, that would be guide was awesome.

But I wanted, like, I wanted to see you, like, wrestle a game. I thought he could take, like, raw chickens and throw it into the water for them to wrestle and, like, start biting it and shit. I kind of thought it would be more like the zoo in the sense of, I thought we would. What? I thought,

Yeah. I thought we'd see. I thought we were going to see more animals. I thought there would be more. That's fair. You know what I'm saying? It was just a little overwhelming. The boat ride was sick, though.

The swerving around water was awesome. Did you think at one point that they might lip back? Yeah, yeah, through the saw grass. Yeah, we need more chaos. It was great. Yeah, we needed something. He shouldn't have teased the python.

He shouldn't have said a word about the python. The python is what got everybody's called. We saw a python. Yeah. Shouldn't have happened. Shouldn't have happened. The wildest part was the video on his phone that he showed us before.

left of him wrestling a python I thought we were getting some kind of shit like that I was like oh man I was concerned because he said he was talking about how much they camouflage and we saw one like slot Lucy fall under the water and then I was afraid she was gonna surface on the other side of the boat

and just like pop up and yeah I had like the jaws effect it was a weird yeah it was a little it was a little she did yeah I just I would do like I would do it again but I would just tell the guy just like can we just ride around in this thing like can we just rip around Like, do some, like, wild shit in this thing.

Yeah, when we see a gator, like, tight. Yeah. But he was going through, like, he turned a corner and you're like, this is a field. Yeah. We're just cruising. Yeah. Pretty cool.

Whatever you want. Pretty sick. Vegetation everywhere, right in the middle of the freaking swamp. It was cool to see. Cutsi kind of had, like, the craps table effect in a sense of, like, Cutsi would give him facts about the gators that he'd be like, yeah. He's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, you know, you owe me $5. And the guy would be like, yeah, you do owe him $5.

he kind of like would tell him facts and the guy would be like, yeah, that's that's right. They are nocturnal. I love animals, man. I love like wildlife. Like I if I could, I would feed the thing right and like off the boat. You're Joe exotic. You were enjoying it.

I'm not Joe exotic, but like I think like things, those gators man, they're not going to fuck you up that much. I mean, they could rip an arm off or they're not going to kill you. Oh my God. By the way, fucking you up that much includes ripping an arm off. Yeah, but that's like the worst. case and like that's a very rare

he told the whole story about how it happens way more often than people think I'm just saying I was not scared at all of those gators now if it was crocs then yeah then you have something to be worried about but those gators they don't want anything to do with you they're very timid they're not going to be overly aggressive

or like come up and start like what you said like jaw like they just would never do that they would stay clear of the boat what's your favorite wildlife species probably the bengal tiger Wow. Tell me something about a Bengal tiger.

He's on the Jaguars tonight, though. I am on the Jaguars tonight. Yeah, that's true. Tell me something about a Bengal tiger. Bangal Tiger. You're just see the effect of it. Oh, they're just like the, if you think of like the apex predator

in the animal kingdom, the Bengal tiger is like, first of all, it hunts in like night. It's like nocturnal, so you can't even see it. The camouflage it has, and it can climb trees, it can run, it can swim, it can fuck, you up. It's just like

it is a great name too. Yeah. They're in India, right? Yeah, they're in India. Yeah. I kind of want to take the bangles tonight now. Yeah, well, if Burrell was there. They do hunt in night. They do. Monday nights. By the way, that guy telling us, I think like you always talk about some of the worst ways to go,

um, shark attack, all this different stuff. I got a new worst way to go. That story of how the gator pulled that lady in by her arm and then they just bring you all the way. way down and you drown. Like they don't even just eat you. They just bring you all the way down.

They do death roll so they would grab you and then just start flip to like a circular motion. That's right. I would fucking fight for my life. Yeah. I would start gouging the thing in the eyes. Whatever you could do. I mean, listen, I'm not tougher than a gator, but if something like that's going

to take me down, it's going to fucking have to earn its meal. Let's put it that way. And let me tell you, it would have a hell of a meal once it got me down there. Because I am packing on some extra LBs, and this trip has not helped. We have banged ourselves, gentlemen. The food eating on these trips. This is one of our most shameful. One of our most shameful trips to date, and I am a massive part of it myself.

I'm not pointing any fingers. We are all just, we have got to do some soul searching. Yeah. It's just too easy. It's too easy. Terrific about it. It's just too easy to sit around with the boys and order food. It's too easy, man.

It's actually, it's almost as good as getting it. Yeah. The ordering, they're like, what are you going to get? What are you going to get? And what the game's on? Once you order it, it's like, it sucks. But once you put the order in, you're like, ah, fuck. I got one salad on this trip, and honestly, I regret it.

What did you get a salad? You know how many nuggets? I probably ate 120 nuggets on this trip. At Tosuro score. Oh, Jesus. I ate 120 nuggets on this trip. Yeah. That's right.

That's right. That's right. A lot of hot mustard, too. I just, we've said a polar. I think one of my favorite, like, I think peak Bobda sports is when we're around the couch and Perez is putting in the fast food order and everybody's going around with what they want. Like, vibes at that time are so high. Like, if you could just bottle that, like, that's peak, peak stuff.

Have we talking? Speaking of that, what are we going to have for dinner? Oh, that's lovely. That's lovely. Have we talked about, um... I got something for us, too. I was gonna say, we probably have the same thing. What?

Have we discussed... Your bag? My bag? We gotta discuss the bag. Oh, geez. I was gonna discuss... Have we talked about Boomer-Sycin yet? Oh, we got that too?

Hashech Boo-Hshaegg-Bung me. No, I don't think we have. So you got a boomer and you got the bag one. Let's do those two things and close it down with a little food order. Yeah, I like that. Yeah, boomer-sison, uh, he banged me. I guess he's got a radio show I guess with geo yep um geo you know shout out geo we appreciate the support seems like he watches YouTube golf and he um he brought that attention to to Boomer um boomer

looked me up and you think some fat and uh I am oh my God he's huge oh my God he's huge huge That was, by the way, if you had Boomerisheyes and Flaming FP on like some bingo card? Yeah. Wow. Who would I thought? That's some big plus money right there. Man. Yeah.

And then he banged you again. And then, yeah, the next day, um, must be a pretty slow time in sports. Um, if Boomer is talking about me two days in a row. There's a lot going on in sports right now. We need the NBA regular season to really take, take like a foothold. And, uh, the bowl season needs. to get going because Boomer needs something. He's on national radio and he's like

he's fat prez guy. He's like he says every day he's fatter than the next. It's the fattest he's ever been and then like watching Perez while he's watching that and Perez is just on the couch just like yeah you got a great angle of it. He's like is like yeah that seems like wow he is huge

wow he's huge he said oh my God oh my god oh my god he's like is this him and they're like he's like Oh my God, he's huge. We, uh, we're going to have to, we're going to have to play the boomer clip, uh, Jay Dogg. If you could, if you could roll that over. Jensen pulled that clip of boomer flaming FB.

No, not that one. Not that day. Yep. Day before. Yep. There is. Yeah. And there's a new guy that I just got involved with named Fat Perez.

Fat Perez. And Fat Perez is like a two handicapped. Okay. And he looks like Pat Perez, the golfer, but he's much larger than Pat Perez the golfer. See how fat, fat. fat Perez is. And he does, he's great at golf. And then when he sinks a birdie,

he does this Euro step thing to a layup. Is that him right there? Yeah, that's him. Oh my God, he is huge. Yeah. And he says that every day that he lives is the fattest day of his life. That's what he said.

He's fatter than the previous day. And he's a two handicapped. He's a two handicaps. He's a great golfer. He's great at everything. I don't need it. I don't need what you're doing. I don't need what you're doing.

I certainly don't need what you're doing. Leave me alone. I should play golf with fucking foods, all right? And eat a little bit. Oh my God. Is that a fucking crime? Is it a crime to play golf and eat a lot? Fucking arrest me, dude.

Fucking lock me up, Boomer. Lock me the fuck up, dude. Piece of shit. Oh. Boomer, baby. It's a funny guy. That is why. And everybody was messaging about it.

too. There's a lot of people out there that watch that show. Oh, Jesus. Yeah. I mean. Thank you for that. I appreciate that. Yeah. I mean, yeah, I appreciate that. I like that. Way more people than ever would have thought. A lot of people. A lot of people. Saw the number that said, well, that's a lot of people. Don't cry, Perez. Don't cry, Borese. That's what we're calling him. Cry baby Perez.

Boomer, my dad like a dog. the folks about the bag. You want me to tell them about the bag? I want you to tell them about the bag. All right, so we're driving down the road, right? What? Now, so we're on the road. I think we're heading from Sarasota to Naples to Naples. And we've done this plenty of times. We've packed the RV back up and we've gotten it all out and packed it up again numerous times, I think, at this point. Five, six times. We had a good rhythm going. And then we were heading to Naples. And we take a hard. right. A hard right. A hard left. A hard left. It's a hard left. And nothing we hadn't done before.

This is your standard left turn. But on this day, on this day of days, uh, Jets bag, I believe. Oh, yeah. It was my back. I didn't put a bag of all. I didn't put this side of the RV on wheels. And I added the corner of my eye, see this thing start picking up some steam. Me too. Towards the door. And it just kicks over the stairs that you would use to walk out the RV and punches the door open. It barrels through it. It flies onto highway traffic. Under the road and just

slacks the curb. I couldn't believe what I saw. And from my view is the driver's seat. I'm looking just looking. I see this thing just just say like, I'm out. I'm out of here. I'm a head out. Yeah, I'm a head out. These guys are fucking clowns.

I'm out. Like that guy who puts like his face on things afterwards. It's like, and he puts his face dog, I'm out, dude. You know, my two cents. First of all, that bag is so fucking heavy. I don't know what you- That has nothing to do with this. No, it doesn't have barreled through the door.

No, the bag shouldn't have been there. It does, because it pushed, it was so heavy. It had more weight behind it. Okay, so fine. I won't bring clothes on. But the point is, that's a different thing. I didn't put it there. When we go on these trips,

when we leave place to place in the mornings, especially with the RV because there's a some of the stuff is in the RV some of the stuff is by like some of the stuff we kind of all lay next to each other and somebody will like put it in one by one and fit the spots so that's what had happened that morning outside we all had brought the stuff and we were all just like putting it in and then I don't really remember where it I didn't put it in the car because it was lined up with all the other suitcases someone ended up accountability man someone didn't put your bag in the RV correctly but my point is normally I would put that person fucked up No, because now it just sounds like I'm not putting my bag in the car, when in reality, one person is standing. White the spend zone. One person is standing at that little trunk area. It's like an assembly line.

Somebody's like stacking them in. Well, yeah, your bag is so big. Forget the size of the damn bag, okay? All right? The size of the bag does not matter, okay? A double bag would not have flown through that door. Correct. A double bag would have stopped at that door.

It's a tough look for me to say that whoever packed my bag into the RV for me, put it in wrong, but that is what happened. You know what I mean? Because it was standing on its wheels. That's a shitty hill to have to die on right there. And I asked, when you walked into the RV and saw your bag there. I didn't see it. I had no.

Were you blind? Well, he's a massive bag. It's the morning. Mornings of these when we go place to place are kind of like blurs. Like no one really, everybody's kind of. He walks into the RV every morning. He stumbles in.

15 minutes late. He puts his hoodie on. He goes like this. Yes. He does. Exactly. He tears his collar up. That is exactly.

Exactly. Exactly. That's my move. That's my move. We haven't been on time. The car. One morning. No.

It is incredible. And I hate to be this guy. It's usually you and others, but you're definitely a part of it. You and others? Well, it's always. Well, no, you're always. You're always like. But not everyone else is always like.

You're always like. Hand up accountability. If you put your hand up, I'll stop. Yeah, we'll stop. That's how the hands works. If you say that's on me and it's on. It doesn't want. Let's talk about it.

Raise that hand. If you don't talk about, go ahead. I walked in and I said, wow, here's the thing. Because I don't even want to say what, because now I'm O for one with that van. I'm a punctual guy in real life. Oh, my God. But when you guys come to pick me up sometimes, I'm standing outside. That's true.

No, I'll give you that. The morning. I don't know why. I think it's, you said something where I always forget when we're leaving. I always just re-asked. We'll say, you the night before we're leaving at 9.39, 39, 39.30. It is minus 10,000 that he'll text in the morning. what time are we leaving.

Joe's the same way. Joe, you're the same way. I'm a little bit of me. I'm a little bit. I'm a little bit. That's what it takes right. I won't see it. I'm not going to say nothing about it.

I won't see that's a cop out. No, it's not a cop. It's accountability. I'm oblivious sometimes. I will say this. I'm either really like one of the first ones early or I'm late. There's no in between.

I think that's true. I'm either like the first one on the bus or I'm like straggling along. You know what? You know what? Fuck it. It's on me. Yay. I'm back. I'm back.

My bad. My bed. By the way, it's a new thing. By the way, out there, if you're ever in a pickle, just put your hand up, say that's on me, and people are not allowed to really give you shit or be mad at you anymore. It's accountability, baby. You take an accountability and you move on.

It feels good, sane. It does. Yeah. That's on me. My bad. It's like a weight lifted off your shoulder. And then nobody, you know, there's nothing more to talk about. Yeah.

Everybody is sick, though. I took a schliff in the back today. Shliff? Yeah. Oh, dude. You look like a dead body back. I was a dead body, dude. I look through those.

Dude, you had like one leg over the other. You looked like how I would shove a body. This whole trip, I was like building up the courage to be like, can I take the bed back there? Because I sat in the same spot every day, and I was so exhausted. And I didn't know. It's one of those where like it looks super comfortable, but you just never know.

I didn't want to give up my spot to go there and then be like, I want my spot back. It wasn't as comfortable. It wasn't like such a good bed, but it did a job. Yeah, you know what I mean? I passed out ass up. He got up. was wearing shorts and his shorts rolled up

up like this. Okay. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Look at those. Stop. It's demonetized, bro. It's a lot of skiing. I don't know which one of you two started that with him. It's so true. When he gets into the RV, he just goes, I all.

Yeah. It's not the RV. It's not the RV. It's everywhere, dude. That's the face of just. And then I'll say something. You know, just go like this. Yeah.

Yeah. It's like side aisle. Yeah. Like, I will kill you right now. Listen, welcome to the program. This is what we're doing. I don't know what to say. It's not going to change.

Jet has been happier, just in shorter stints. Do you think RV is the play? For this, for this, it really was. It just added it again. We said it on the last one, it was kind of funny. Like, we really did kind of create the illusion. Like, we were on that thing the entire way. In reality, it was like a few hours here and there.

But I just think it really did make it a lot. We never slept in it. No. No. Not like overnight. Never connected it. You guys, it was like... Somehow drained the battery. Yeah.

Remember we went to an auto zone. God damn, yeah. That was... It's gonna be a tough turn in tomorrow. We should do it again one time, but like a true road trip. Like we're in the car for longer periods of time. It's like we did with New Mexico. Or is that not...

Is that something acting interesting or? I think that's always been something up your rally, but then you just get so... When we did it when we went to... New Mexico. Yeah. Yeah. Was a great trip. It was a great trip.

It was exhausting, though. That one's a little too far. I don't mean something that long, but something like a five-hour road trip. My favorite moment of the trip so far was when you guys were drunk after one of the challenges we did, y'all hauled in the RV. I was driving, and we just did the name me game. Oh, yeah. That was.

Bob passed out drunk for about 30 minutes. And then he woke up with just weird drunken energy. Yeah. No, you're talking energy. Yeah. That was one of my favorite. The vibes during that namey game was... That's all.

I love that shit, man. Or we play like a trivia game with it, like, well, you know, give me the guy, you did this or whatever. That's right. That is a blast. Okay, now we're going to head on over to our Q&A. And by the way, folks, at any time, fire on into the Bob doesports DMs. Send a message. We're constantly looking at those things.

So fire on in, Q&A. Ticket, what do you got? First question comes from Dixony. Murphy. He wants to know, and this question is very similar to our Bruntly Dumb Show punishment if you lose the league, but it's a little bit different. So, everyone in McDonald's for 24 hours, one burger knocks off an hour,

who leaves first and who leaves last? Well, you're leaving first. Yeah, take it leaves first. Okay. I think Joe could, if he needed to leave, you could give me a run. Yeah, but you would just do the double quarter pounders so that you'd bang yourself because you wouldn't want to have more bread. Yeah, yeah, that's true.

I would just house cheeseburgers. No, of course. I would just try to house. And we've already done a Cheeseburger Challenge where we didn't, I mean, we waxed that ass. But we had, I think Bob, what do we have 12 each? We did like 12 or 13. Then we won. But like, I think I could do a bunch of cheeseburgers.

I think that that would be the play, because they're smaller, right? I think the two of y'all would have a good, good little battle. I think Jet would then be third and then the two of you would have to pick it out. I actually low key when Bob is pushed up against the wall. Like these challenges, the last few, he has been sensational with how much he forces his body to eat. Now he throws everything up. So that would have to be a caveat if that's allowed or not. That's an extra burger if you can.

Yeah, I think he, I think if he did that, though, he actually has impressed me with his eating challenge where I think he might actually be the dark horse to win it all. So that's a good point. So me? Come on the last one? I think you would maybe come in last. Yeah. Yeah. You and Jet would be the last.

Damn, you guys got real issues. No, I think Jet would want to get the hell out of it. You guys got real issues. I'll tell you this. If it was a, if it was a nugget side be first. You don't just devour it. I understand, but look at me. If you guys are getting out of a hamburger eating competition before me, that says a lot about us.

Ticket eats so fast. When we get the food, it's gone. It's like it's... I don't think anyone eats it faster than Jet. I just think I can eat more than Jet. Yeah, that's true. If it's a nugget challenge, I'll be out of there first, for sure. Yeah.

By the way, something that's hysterical to see when we had and we did it so long ago, The ticket came on the brilliantly dumb show One of his first episodes And did the hot dog challenge What did you do total Without any He crushed it I think it was 11 and a half

Was it 13? I can't remember that was my first appearance On that show He crushed it It was a 10 minutes Dude he absolutely It was the funny And watching him put these things back

Was fucking hysterical Did you do the water? Did you get the method? I did the method What was the other method? Yeah What was the other method that you said? It was like the...

Split and... Did you do two and then you dip the bond? It's when you split the two and then you do water. But it had a name for it. It was like the Slinghausen method or something like that. Something German. God, you said it was so funny. A pioneer in Germany came up with that.

Did you look at, like, did you train for this? I did the day before. My dad cooked up a bunch of hot dogs and we just... Did the same thing a day before? The day before, yeah. That sounds... Do you believe that was a mistake? No, I don't because...

You like the same amount or you were just testing the method? No, I date the same amount in about 10 minutes. Oh, my... The reason for that is, because if you go in without any training, you're fucked. You have to... It's like cramming for a test. I've been to go to class all semester,

but if you don't study that night before... It's like putting ice skit on for the first time to go on the ice and then trying to figure skate. Yeah. You got to expand. Well, I went on the ice the day before. Wait, are you serious tick? Yeah, I did it a day before...

Because I wanted to expand my stomach. I was watching YouTube videos on it. I don't hate the point. It's just a wild thing to hear. I couldn't understand it like a week before he did like two, three days a week before, but... The wildest thing that I heard this week was was Ticket telling me that when he was working

at the four seasons when we were all together, that he went up into La Jorno, which was the hair salon in the middle of a shift. Damn. For four hours and got his hair dyed blonde and came back to his shift looking like Stan.

Yeah. Yeah. You're a wild, damn. That's one of the craziest. I couldn't believe. And then he punched out. Well, the idea was, You remember that phase where everyone was doing like steel colored hair?

Yeah. Messy had it. Ryan Lockty. So I tried to do that, but the reason I had to get it fixed at Le Giorno was I did a box job the night before. I tried to do it on my own. And I, I butchered it. So the guy was already working behind the sticks. And he tried to figure the best he could, but I came out looking like Stan.

Yeah, it was bad. It was bad. All right. Yeah, that was unbelievable. I couldn't believe that. When you said that, it's at the four seasons. It's not like it was like a, you know, like a motel six. Like, to get away with that is insane.

They didn't say anything? You can't keep getting away with it. You can't keep getting away with it? What did they say to you? No one ever caught me. So no one said shit. No one caught you with blonde hair? Oh, no.

The next day HR came to me as like, listen, that's probably you can't. It's not up to code for four season standards. And I said, we'll see about that. And we never had another conversation about it. Oh, my God. You can't really do anything. Well, they could have. It was like the Yankees.

Like you had to be shaven, clean-shaven. Yeah, but like dying your, I mean, I'm sure there was, I'm sure there was women that were there that have dyed their hair. It's probably your argument, right? Well, there was- Sharon, you're not a blonde. You could have like hot.

That is a great point. It's a great point. All right, Tim. We'll take you off the hotzy. Next question, unless it's one and chew. Next one comes from Kevin Hughes, 1988. He wants to know if you guys could swap lives. with anyone for 48 hours, who are you picking?

I think it'd be pretty cool to beat Dana White for a couple days. That's not bad at all. Yeah, that's... Have a run of the town. Can't use the Peloton, though. But do you do it for a few days, tick? 48 hours. 48 hours.

That'd be a cool one. I would do an athlete for sure. You would? Yeah, I got to think, I got to, like, zone in on it. I think I would do a musician. Okay. Someone playing, like, a massive... Like, maybe like Chris Martin from Cole play?

That'd be cool. That's a good one. Yeah. Because if I had an NFL player for 48 hours, I could still tear my Achilles. That's a really good one. He's injured. It's Tiger Woods, Doc. Yeah, I know.

But, you know, he's... Be cool to be like a receiver. Brez loves receivers. Randy Moss name. It's close, but Christian Kirk wouldn't be bad. Not, you know, not at all. Christian Kirk for a couple days. Not at all.

Jacksonville, you got Trevor throwing into you. Presby. President Christian Kirk, which bodies? I bet it's Dude, does he have to be me for 48 hours? Yeah, could you imagine how funny that would be. I bet Christian would be down for the flop. Yeah.

To switch it up? Christian Kirk is the last. Well, then maybe I'll switch with Trevor, and we could, I'll throw the ball to you. Freaky Friday featuring Perez and Christian Kirk, I would watch that. That'd be amazing. Jet is, I love it. He's not a rider. He's not a bet rider.

He has written on this trip. He has written for the first time. You like to do it your way. You don't do. I am very particular. You ride for a quarter, then you hedge the other side. You know what live betting Chiefs is in the middle of the game? That's betting chalk, dude.

Yeah, it's chalky. That's a chalk. That's a chalk. It's a chalky play. But chalk implies that they are, meaning, I'm saying this is why it's not chalk, because if they are plus money, they're not chalky. I see what the chiefs.

I like to bet better teams when they're down. The golfers and the players and the teams that you bet on are charged. Say I bet chalk is... Bet chalk. Of course, but I'm betting them during the game. The entire panel here tonight. If you get Kansas... The hands not going up.

Let me get a hand up. I'm not doing that. If there's anything to put a hand up on, it's not... If you bet Kansas basketball at plus money, that is still betting chalk. Okay. Hand up then. Okay.

We just had a different definition. Yeah, because it's Kansas basketball. You know why it is, is he has... It's literally rock chalk. He has a theory that whatever the spread starts at, the game should always end up getting close to that eventual, like that script. But that doesn't always happen. Of course.

And nothing ever always happens. But that's like the idea. That's your modus operandi when you're betting. Totally. It's called it's being a meter version. Everything's going to get back to where it's supposed to. It's a really low scoring first half. But it's going to flip.

Last one comes from Blake Tiller. Who was everyone's top music artist this year? I think they mean from that Spotify rap. I got mine. But if you don't know what it is, just my is. I got mine. I'm Billy Joel. Oh, I had Post Malone.

Oh, Post Malone. It's good one. I love Post Malone. You know who I had? Morgan Wallin. Wow. Yeah, you're being more. I love country, man.

I've never been more into country than this year. You had Billy Joel again? Yeah. Wow. Yeah, it's every year. I was a oasis. Oh, I like that. Aways.

Nice. Grateful dead. Grateful dead. You got married in the belt. We talked about that with Papa Stuby as well. Where did you get that thing, by the way? Smathers and Branson Yeah, you heard it

That was a good question Yeah, who was yours to get post Malone? Yeah I didn't know you were a big post Malone. I love Post Malone. But none of my top songs for the year Were grateful to that. But you just listen to a lot of different songs.

Which I was proud of. I had a sleaze song in there. Did you really? Ski's skis. I had a ski song in it. Wow. I had a skis and Mike come up. Anywhere?

I love my homies. This one's for my homies. That's a, isn't that a Ski's Mike? It's a collapse. I had one of those on there too. Yeah. What do you got? Days go by?

No, it was, it was. Country anywhere? No. It was, um, no. It was living it up or something. Life's good. Life got crazy.

Life got crazy. Yeah. That's real good. But that's Mike. Is ski's not on it? No. I listen to a lot. A lot of skis.

Period. It's on it. My period. Period. It's skis. It's skis. All right, ladies and gentlemen, a lot of content on the way. That's been another edition.

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