Bob Does Sports Podcast - His Meltdown Almost Ended Bob Does Sports!
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Binyama is a bit of a slow player.
I'm only slow when the camera's on.
Don't sit there and just mutter.
Oh, Binyaman's slow.
You can't drive.
I'm gonna go around this count
and we can all state whether or not today
you played slowly or not.
You suck.
You can't eat a wedge.
I am the fastest golfer in humanity.
You are good.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I don't have next Thursday
or the Monday or the next Thursday after.
You get it all up and you just stay there,
do your two to three practice swings,
and then...
First of all,
You were a little slow.
Did you download that game through the Delta app?
I have the, it's a United app.
And I have, I already have it downloaded.
Oh, oh, through the United app.
Yeah, so what happened is I was, by the way, I'm not getting my teeth right now
because I'm not going back upstairs.
So I'm doing a toothless pod.
Just a normal sentence you'd hear.
But I will say that I was headed to Costa Rica.
We hit a dead zone where there's no Wi-Fi.
and I had a bunch of money on those kids in basketball.
And I was kind of like just sitting in limbo.
And I was like,
you know when you have a nervous like anxiety where you try to pass time?
Because I didn't know if I was going to be down a bunch.
Yeah,
by the time the Wi-Fi got back up.
So I went to look to find a game.
I found this like Sudoku like Math game on the United app
that didn't need Wi-Fi.
And I started playing it.
And I started playing it and playing it.
and now I play it every day.
But you have to log into,
you can't just get a Sudoku app,
you have to go into the United app
to then access the Sudoku game.
It's not Sudoku.
It's a different game.
But you can't get it?
The game is called 2048.
Oh, 2048, I've heard of that.
I've heard of that.
Yeah.
Really?
So you've got to get it on.
I've never gone to 2048.
But you can get it by,
you don't have to go in the United app to get it.
No, I know, but I like the version on the app.
So that's the one that,
that's the only one I've ever played.
But I feel like once I beat the game,
then I'll never play it again.
you can beat it.
You gotta get 2048.
Oh, okay.
All right.
Before anything, I'm out of respect to Jay Bone.
It's really done a wonderful job producing this podcast here.
Well, the boner.
So yeah, we can definitely clap it up.
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The old Bonesaw.
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A fellow's your thoughts on on the flavor coming out.
It's taking us a long time to get the right iteration of this because it is kind of a tough
flavor to get.
So just your thoughts on
the flavor coming out Monday
without given too much detail.
It fucks.
Yeah, it's fucks.
It really fucks.
And it's golf.
It's the number of liquid and golf, Bob.
It's going to be.
It isn't yet, but it will be.
I'll lie and say it is if it's not.
I think people do that.
You go to Long Beach Island or like,
even where we're a Myrtle,
everybody says that they have the number one
pancake, like voted the best pancakes on the island.
Like, who's voting on pancakes?
Correct.
There's no legitimate.
Even what constitutes something being the number one?
I guess most votes.
I guess,
but there's a couple of companies in the golf industry that say
the number one blank in golf,
well,
they should remain nameless,
but it's a publication.
The number one potter and golf.
So,
obviously, number one putter and golf.
Now that's true.
True.
True.
United,
the number one website for 2048 games inside of it.
I have another hot take.
Great app.
I find French toasts to be incredibly.
better than pancakes
and quite frankly I don't think
it's very close. I don't agree
with that. If you use the, you got to use
the chala bread. It makes it ten times better.
I think
a stack of good pancakes
goes very far.
I'd say it doesn't go far. I like
pancakes or can we talk about
you could do blueberry pancakes?
If we do chocolate chip pancakes, can you
yeah, that's, I mean blueberry
pancake, if you're just talking straight up plain
pancake with syrup,
you know that's yeah
what about what about pancakes with a
compote and some some like
like a compote and some whipped cream oh my god
there is a pancake place in Princeton
New Jersey owned by the Menendez brothers
the Menendez brothers that is unbelievable
it's out of this world
how can they operate it from jail
I think you still own your businesses
even if you go to jail they had maybe they gave it up
when they went to jail but until they did they owned
that business called PJ's pancake house.
It's unbelievable.
Really?
Yeah.
When you were in jail, did you spend any time in the cell?
Whoa.
I never went to jail.
You went to jail twice.
I was arrested twice.
Oh, she never spent two years.
It's a big difference.
Just like I wasn't fired, I was on.
So, Pop, are there, are there, well, I'll ask you later.
Me and the cop that arrested me still talked till this day.
It became great friends.
What?
What?
You can friend anybody.
There's a different type of guy.
Damn, I had a great joke, but I'm not going to say it.
And I actually, I was in the back.
of the cop car and I had them
going the two officers
and I butt dialed my mom
and there's a voice
voicemail of us me with the officers
cracking up and then she found
out that I got arrested and she's like you mean
to tell me after getting arrested
you guys were laughing like this is a big joke
and um
you just did like you just did a quick 30 minutes for the cops
I killed you just did a quick open mic said for the cops
a tight five just
a tight ass five.
From the time I...
It was a speedy five.
And then I said to them, I say, guys, look, whatever you do, just do me a huge favor.
I said, mentally, I just can't have the cuffs on me.
I just...
This is ridiculous.
Wait, what?
This isn't how this works.
They perked him without cops.
The guy was bargaining his arrest.
I said, guy, you take him off from you?
So then the guys, like, look like, that's like illegal.
They're like, but like, okay.
And then a lady was coming.
coming by. So he's like, all right, just act like we're putting you in cuffs. And they never did
it. I said, just do me a favor. Please, I, you got to do what you got to do. Just please don't put
the hand cause. I said, mentally it'll destroy me. That's how, that's how Mikey V got started with
the Brinley, show. Give me five years in the slammer. I don't care. I just can't have these cuffs
on. I just can't hear. I can't hear that clink around my wrist.
Hey. And, uh, throw me in there and throw away the key. I just can't be that clink around my wrist,
it just cannot have. So then we took.
talked to like a,
um,
we were going to go to court and we didn't know if we needed a lawyer,
whatever.
And there was like a lawyer friend.
He's like,
wait,
they didn't put you in handcuffs.
He's like,
then you,
you can get out of this.
Like,
easy.
But it was such a minor thing.
Yeah,
it was such a minor thing.
It's like not being read your Miranda rights.
If they don't do things by the process.
Right.
Yeah.
His name was.
You didn't read him as Miranda rights?
You tell me this guy.
Gets off the little girls in pig days.
He's like,
no,
Yeah, it's a different movie.
You work for the sex crimes.
It's a pedophile.
It's 21 Jump Street.
They didn't read the guy.
He's like, you didn't read them, your Miranda rights?
And he's like, what are the Miranda rights?
And they're like, they couldn't do it.
Like, you have the right to be an attorney.
Come to think of it, four out of the five people on this couch have been arrested.
Who hasn't been arrested?
Yoms.
I've never been arrested.
What?
Yeah, what the fuck?
Yeah, what's wrong with you, bro?
I've done some shit.
Totally line, bro.
He never got caught with that sour.
I've been a checker past.
But I, but I, but I, but I, but I,
I've never been arrested.
You mean you haven't been arrested for that stash yet?
No.
You haven't been arrested for looking this fine?
The wings,
the wings on the floor are looking good.
Yeah, you got a really good hair thing going right now.
In the back, yeah?
Yeah.
You got this slick back situation.
Be honest.
Paying you to see it that good to set of the hair,
like right now looks awesome and he never does anything with him.
I'm trying to start.
It looks great.
Don't get that.
I won't.
I'm trying to be like my man Pete over there.
I desperately need.
I will say I'll catch my, listen, every once in a while I look over on the course and Pete is fucking doing this to his hair and I'm like, damn, dogs.
It's such a great sentence.
I need to cut my hair bad.
I got a good.
I got a woman for you.
You got a stylist.
You guys it every time.
Every time.
You're like your hair looks crazy.
I got to cut.
I got it.
It looks like a mess right now.
It's too long.
F.
You admit that there's times where your hair is too long.
Do you get, Wendy?
How often are you trying to style?
It looks good.
But did you a couple inches?
She came to the mean.
Yeah, a couple inches.
Yeah.
She was there.
Yeah, I would love an inch off.
Yeah.
Like cutting in, like, like, like.
It's just like, just one time let us say your hair look for it without you saying anything about it.
I appreciate it.
It's just like, like, I, I, it's like, the classic thing.
You compliment somebody's shirt and they have to tell you, like, where they got it and how much it was.
Like, not sure.
Yeah, 14 bucks target.
Don't worry about it.
Yeah.
That's what he does with his hair.
Wait, so, so, Stube, you, I didn't know you were arrested.
Didn't.
Oh.
To one of the great, we're not going to tell it on the pod.
I don't think you were.
A few times.
It was all just huge misunderstandings, every one of them.
It always did.
They threw the cuffs on your ass.
They were coming.
We need to cuff this fucking guy.
I got cuffed every time.
I got cuffed every single time.
They double cuffed him.
Yeah, that's tough.
We're going to eat the rope.
We're going to be the ties.
Zip ties.
What are doing here?
They were.
Stop.
You're in the fucking prison.
Like, he's a terrorist.
I'm sorry, but that was so good.
The last time I got arrested, all right?
I was a normal-sized guy.
Every time I was standard.
Arrested just like everybody else.
So are there, and we can cut this if we have to?
Someone says,
being arrested.
of all you guys out there?
I have mug shots.
I can't find them.
I have a little shot.
People are going to.
And I have the looks at, man.
I'm just saying, I don't know if you look for that.
I have actually negotiated.
You can arrest me.
You can put the cuff so I can do whatever you want.
Let me tell you something.
Man.
A lot of my shit got expanse.
Do you care if,
oh, do you care if people look it up?
I'd be hard to find.
If somebody.
My much shot was don't even remember taking it.
Do you have a mugshot?
No.
I actually negotiated.
I was like only from the left shot.
They actually took a picture of the cop and said it.
guys
I was like guys for my mugshot
I need a hat on
oh man
he's on one man
that's good shit
that's good shit
my only request
the girl that I got arrested
with her her shirt said dope
and it was 420
I was so drunk
I don't even remember taking
my mugshot and seeing it the next day was
horrible. Let me tell you something. Can you find my
a lot? Some of them wants to make
a pretty penny.
I would pay exactly
that if you pull up a mugshot
of any of these
four here. Somebody's going to do it.
You have to go to like the Colona
jail archives from
like 2000 and people have looked at.
The Brillly Dumbs show we're banging me with this blanket
situation. 2000 for 2005?
The brilliant um show people, we talked
about it and I asked people like I I think even a cop in Canada tried there's got to be a
I mean I think it was 2000 that's what we're gonna need help in Colonna we need help of law
inside internal yeah I think I was well you're still in touch with that guy aren't you
I mean Bob I could ask him off 20 I don't know few thousand and 11 2011 2011
10 2011 in Reiko County Virginia that was 12 I was 12 I was 12 I was 12 I
I was 12.
That's the best I can give you.
Wow.
Did they ever put you in a cell?
No, I was, I was cuffed to a table out in booking.
Were you terrified?
Yeah, they just had like, like one arm.
Were you, was it, was it terrifying?
Bob, did you go in the cell?
No.
I was in the cell.
No.
I was kind of scared.
You weren't ever in like a holding?
Because I wasn't.
They put him in a house probably with it on a couch.
No, I had a good situation.
You sound like he came out of their bed.
I saw him at core.
We dabbed each other out.
Like, we were very...
You should you guys talk to this day.
To this day.
You know, the old message,
I'm like so, so, you know,
happy for you with everything.
Yeah.
They put the girl you were working in cuffs.
They're like, well, she's not negotiating at all.
We can put the cuffs on her.
You know, I think they did.
Did you guys go and see them cars?
Separate cars.
This guy, man, just born with the golden spoon.
They actually put two cuffs on her.
They put his cuffs and her cuffs.
she's still in prison
she got a life sentence
she got his sentence
yeah and then a person came back
he's like all right I'm not gonna do
he's like but just act like I'm putting it on you
so then like I went over
and the lady just listened to this podcast
she's like what the fuck he wasn't caught
wow yeah all right well um look
we we uh mona pop to the sports front
um try that drink
we film with Ed Lee try that drink too
yeah all right folks
It's your guy FP.
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All right.
Just on a video front, we are in Virginia right now.
Been a really, really good trip.
We're back, Virginia.
really promoting the drink, which has been awesome.
We're in Kroger's in Virginia, which has been really cool.
A big episode coming with, we filmed with Neil Shipley.
Big episode on Full Swing was the Loam two years ago or last year.
Awesome, awesome video coming out, so we're really excited for that.
And then I think the trip's been a lot of fun so far, fellas.
Yeah, we got the video DJ came out yesterday.
Yeah, DJ just came out as well.
interesting. That was, that was, uh, what happened? I took some of your blanket. What,
he plays golf well, but he walks better. Oh, he's the best walker of us fine. I've never seen
someone cover so much. It's incredible. No one, he's an athlete. It isn't. He's an
yeah, dude, he's a horse. It's crazy. You look up and he's like, he's a hundred yards
away. Yeah. You were trying to chase him down at one point. That was funny. Yeah. Couldn't do it.
Oh, I still have that vid. It's a good vid. Oh, man. Yeah, that you'll see that tonight.
There will be a brilliantly not mentioned you in a story.
There's some guys too that have like,
there's some guys you can tell they lift,
but beyond that is a lot of raw natural strength.
Like Al Malillo,
very raw,
strong guy.
DJ's that same way with whether he's lifting or not
or he's in good cheap or not.
Behind him's that raw power.
The D-Man.
I think it runs in the family because his brother was his caddy.
Great guy.
Austin.
Austin. They're both just AJ. Austin.
Austin. Yeah, yeah. Oh, is it? Okay.
Well, his name's Austin, Johnson, AJ.
Oh, got it. They, um, Jack, too. And I'm sure they work out, but like, just big, strong country boys.
Yeah. The natural mason nut power. He's really into fishing, which I didn't realize.
Loves fishing. He loves diving.
Dude, I feel like I banged him. I'd be, I, we ought to give fishing to try. I feel like fishing.
I may not have the patience for it, but we just can't actually don't have the patience for fishing.
I feel like you can handle on the boat.
I'm just telling you, brother, you don't.
What else is here?
In like a pond.
A lake and.
No, but Bob, if you go on like, if we go on another trip like we did to the Dominican,
you can go on these charters and they do like the big fish, like the like the trophy fishing.
And they like set it all up for you to the point where they get a bite and they just ask you to try to reel it in.
I think you would enjoy that.
But like the real fishing where you're like out there.
You're not wrong.
Can you go fishing with Camp Smith?
Yeah, yeah, we fished off of the first screen at Dural.
Oh, I saw pictures of you guys with fishing rocks.
Yeah.
It was wild.
He loved it.
He didn't want to stop.
He was a really cool dude.
And by the way, I think we can do a video.
I think he's down to film with us.
Like, we're above the sports.
I got a couple of the lip guys that are down.
A guy that I really want to film with that's in is Joachim Neiman.
I would love to film with.
He seems like a blast.
We better start.
playing better golf if you're facing him there.
Phil, yeah, Phil.
We got, Phil is, Phil is in.
had a great conversation with him.
It was a lot of fun.
He gets, I think that video, if we film
with Phil, that might end up being our best video
we've ever done with what he brings to the table.
I will say we saw him when we did the duels
and he is
so witty and so funny
and he has, he does not shy away
from taking shots. I think he could come for blood
if we played him. Like, I think it'd be awesome.
The Dools was a fun week.
It really was.
There was an interaction with Cutsi and Cutsi, you didn't see this.
I was in tears laughing.
Andrew Santino was there the whole week.
He asked F.P. the questions at the presser.
He is honestly so fucking funny.
But we're on the driving range.
Like when all you guys are warming up and I said to him, I was like, Andrew,
you guys are going to do another season of Dave?
Because I love Dave.
I thought Dave was so funny.
He's like, yeah, he's like, you know, we want to leave.
has a really good show. Third season may have gone downhill a little bit, you know, and
tired out. So it's just the third season didn't have it. You don't want to overdo it.
And then Cutsi goes and goes, yeah, Andrew, I love it. But that third season just wasn't
that good. And then Cudson, he did. But then Cutsi walks away and he just goes,
yeah, Joe, that's exactly what I fucking said.
He's funny, bro. Cutsi literally just re-erries. I got that third season. I know that you and I
He's been banging people lately.
No, that last season, they're in the trailer and it got all about sex.
But he agreed.
He was agreeing with that.
It's not whether I agree with you or not.
It's just telling the guy to his face twice.
I also told him that I also told him that his podcast is incredible.
But he's amazing.
Yeah, he really is.
I think he's.
Did you see all him making that chair, the stool joke?
Did you see that coming?
He banged it.
No, I didn't.
It was so confused.
When he said, can you hold it down?
No, I had no idea what he was doing.
How could you?
And if you look at F.P., he's so confused.
He's looking at Andrew.
Just like, put it down.
Chair.
How are you doing, stool?
F.P., could you put the mic by the stool for a second?
Just put it down by the stool there.
How are you doing, stool?
That's crazy
He smoked me
Yeah and he really is so normal too
Like you can tell he's like
Although he's in like a lot of the Hollywood stuff
And has made it
You know big
He's not like he's not
He hasn't let it get to his head
Which is really really cool
I would have a golfer too
Nights in a row
Oh yeah
He's fuck man
Yeah he's a fun guy
I will say speaking of comedians
We went
We actually saw him in a Scalco
At the duel
because we were doing a meet and greet
and we're doing pictures with like kids and stuff
and all of a sudden we hear from the site he's like
I want a picture
and we look over it's Minnescalco
and he comes up and
I said weird to not see you with 50 Callaway hats
yeah so he got us
we have an issue going on
he got his tickets
you're getting you guys doing on
well he's moving no you're bouncing around
over there you're bouncing around and
you're good now okay carry on
well no he got his ticket
He got me tickets.
What happened?
I was sitting here.
What is going on over there, man?
Yo, this guy's got a blanket on with shoes on.
Yeah.
That is something he would.
He goes into the shower or sand.
Not me.
No, it's you.
You have shoes on.
They're off.
Oh, but you did earlier.
I saw you sitting up here.
Correct.
All right.
Please.
Sebastian.
You guys went to the tools for this show.
You're under the blanket for a podcast?
Furtish show.
Did he know what we do now or still now?
He sent us tickets.
No, but he sent him Bob tickets.
That's not what I asked.
I guess I don't think he does, but I hit him up and, and I thanked him.
He was fucking hysterical.
Like, I was in tears.
He's talking about how he's like 51 now and his body's like falling apart.
He, he's, you got to see him, dude.
His skit was fucking amazing.
Oh, man.
I love him.
You went so funny.
Do you oppose him?
He went to night before.
and then I worked the night after.
Wasn't it good, dude?
Awesome.
Yeah, he really was.
And the guy who opened for him was really fucking funny too.
You know what I like with the show too?
It's two hours.
It's in and out.
It's not like a crazy long...
Between the opener and him?
Yeah.
That's good.
Right, about two hours, I think.
Yeah, but it didn't feel that long.
It was great.
He didn't stop.
And you know what I actually really like?
And this is just me.
I know some people don't agree.
A lot of these people now, these performers...
I know where he's going. Can I guess?
Yeah, go.
You're going to say they all do too much crowd work?
No, he did a little crowdwork.
Not him, but the other one.
The encore, I am so against it.
He finished the show and he was done and he left.
So many of these guys, they feel the need to do the fucking encore.
Comedians.
You've got to stand up and cheer.
Oncore.
For comedy shows?
Yeah, comedians don't do.
You're talking about artists.
No, you're talking about concerts.
Okay, I didn't know.
I don't know.
I haven't been to a lot of, like, comedy shows.
So I didn't know if they did.
the encore or not.
As if this guy
wouldn't love
an all
I would
know
I would
know he would make
him clap
for 10 minutes
he like
he like
oh
oh
a
he kept
on the 18
he keeps going
he goes
in the clubhouse
he's like
all right
fine I'll play one more
for you boys
I'll play one more
for you guys
part three though
you know
he would do
he'd come
into the
he'd come into the
he'd
be, he'd come into the back room,
he'd hear the crowd, he'd hear the crowd.
Joe, dude.
Dude, there's a great.
I am severely, I, I hate encore.
I am not, I don't like them.
They're awkward, they're weird.
It's like, play the show till it's done
and get off stage and everybody will leave.
There's an unbelievable clip of out of,
at a four seasons manager's outing,
Joe was doing karaoke,
and this girl, and she comes and takes the mic, and he's, like, fucking pissed during the song,
and he keeps singing, but he's, like, looking at her while he's singing, and later that night
he were eating McDonald's, and, like, he's ripping about her.
Like, he's so pissed.
He's like, she took my fucking solo, man.
Like, Bob, I had the crowd going.
Like, the crowd was riveted, and she comes in until when he was so mad.
They were.
I could see it.
They probably were.
I was singing Whitney Houston.
had the lighters going they did yeah it was up there i couldn't make that call that was just a call
like was never going to get made by me it's the best story of all time so i used to say you want me to tell
tell story yeah so it's kind of crazy because we were we just did that meet and greet for the drink
in suffolk and the bartender guy at the croaker bar was like i used to work with you at capital one i was
like well i worked there so that was how it all came up i didn't see i didn't know it so i worked
credit card fraud recovery for Capital One, which is basically like somebody claims that a charge on
their card is fraudulent. It's marked and then we research it. And that basically entails like,
depending on how much money it is, you'll be like, all right, you go to the merchant. You're like,
send me all the like receipts, whatever you have. So this woman had called, who's like,
there's charge my card card, can't be ours, whatever, whatever, a bunch of money. And so I do what I normally do.
And I get all this information back. Well, apparently this guy,
There was a woman and a guy.
I believe they were married based on,
because I would go on to Facebook.
I'll look you up.
And they were out of town, I think, in Atlanta.
And so I could see, like, a hotel charge.
So I was like, this hotel charge in Atlanta, you're?
She's like, yeah, that's us.
That was dinner.
Like, all that's true until this.
It's like, get this thing back, and it's fucking this guy.
Clearly, they went to bed in the hotel room.
He got up, left the hotel room and went to a strip club.
Oh, my.
What was it?
Like, what did they say?
E.J. Entertainment?
It was a lot.
I mean, it was like thousands of dollars.
So it was like this guy's driver's license, fingerprint,
security, like, cam footage of like him.
And I can like go to her, see her Facebook, see him in the pictures and be like,
that's fucking him.
So I have this information where like, I've got to tell this woman that her husband's
a scumbach.
And I'm like, you know, and you have this whole Q thing.
So like this case will pop up as the next thing that you have to do.
and I just kept pushing it off for months.
I kept,
I was like,
I cannot do this.
And finally,
um,
two months at least.
And then she's waiting to get her money back?
No,
because you're always going to get,
you're going to get,
you're going to get a temporary money back.
So she doesn't really go,
fuck.
She's not,
she's not thinking anything.
And I was like,
all right,
well, like I get to the point where I was like,
this is so much time,
like in our metrics,
open case,
like this,
this is going to raise eyeballs soon.
And I was like,
I was like, I got two options.
I got to do my job, make this phone call, ruin this marriage.
Or I quit.
And I quit.
I quit right then.
I said, you know what?
Bros before hose.
Did you tell anyone?
You just walked out.
I was like, yeah, it's not for me anymore.
I didn't tell them why.
I was just like, yeah, I'm going to go do something else.
But somebody else probably picked up, found it, and they still ruined this guy's marriage.
until you still quit.
I can't have that blood on my hands.
Why didn't get paid enough for that shit?
And then when you transferred colleges,
you didn't let the coach know
that you were transferring college.
What was the other story that we got?
That's cool being bad.
That's true.
I left Tim, Sydney,
where I played golf for two years,
Fitzger University of Richmond,
and I never let him know I wasn't coming back next year.
You still not like contact.
I'm sure it was just like first practice.
It's like, where's Stuby?
And they were like,
he doesn't go here anymore.
I have yeah but I'm not that much better now but I was really bad about like confrontational ending things
I let things end the wrong way because I'm just I don't want to handle it I do that a lot like everything
God forbid like some rash comes on my body I'm not getting that checked out no chance oh my god
rub some fucking Nia sporn on that bitch will be fine that happened what there was something on you
a year ago.
That's a good play.
That works.
Yeah,
no, you're right.
Guess what, Pop?
It went away, yeah.
Away.
That's what it works.
Thank you God.
Joey D in the first time.
Two things that Joey D.
gets off the hook for,
and not that in his defense,
not that he asks for it,
he always gets the single bedroom
because people don't want to share
with the snoring,
and then he never has to drive.
Because people,
don't trust the driving.
So Joey D got in the car today.
Great clip came from it
where Poppy did not want to get into the car at all.
FP's not staying with us.
F.P.'s saying at home
who usually is behind the wheel
and that led to some chaos.
Pop,
do you want to just talk a little bit about
what transpired there or why?
Are you sure you...
No, let's let ticket drive.
What? I can drive.
No, please that.
I'm uncomfortable with you behind the wheel.
Me too.
I'm wide awake.
I got a coffee.
I just started my safe.
It's more than that.
It's more than just being alone.
I'm done with you driving, I think, for life.
I haven't driven in a minute.
I swore that I would never drive in the vehicle with him.
Part of the problem is you had the keys.
I don't know how he got them.
I just want him to hold him.
Let's go.
We'll be fine.
This is going to be a big turn around.
I don't want to get in the car, Joe.
Pop, let me tell you, your driving has been questionable.
Late?
You almost got us killed last time.
In Atlanta.
Last time in Atlanta, that was three years ago.
That's not fair.
That's not fair.
He's gonna trip on his shoelaces when he's pushing the gas.
This is ridiculous that you're turning this on me.
You fall asleep.
That's the end of the story.
Back again in the middle.
It's ridiculous.
You weren't even fucking there, man.
You're out of control.
You fall to sleep 15 times since I've gone to talk to friends.
He probably felt the driving because it was so bad from wherever he was.
It was scary.
It was scary.
I don't need you involved at all here.
I don't need you involved three years ago.
It was horrified.
Three years ago.
He's fallen us like 15 times since then behind the wheel.
It was three years ago and it was once coming back from Moore Park.
That's not true.
That's not true. Sharewood as well.
In Vegas.
Three years ago.
And by the way,
I drove us back and forth to Vegas and we were fine.
We had the jams going.
But Dee,
we can't applaud you making it safely.
There was a lot of fun.
I'm falling asleep though.
That's the truth.
But I'm past that.
I drove you and I am in my eyes.
In the mornings, I'm fresh as a daisy.
Now, after the round,
keep me the fuck away.
from the wheel you're on your phone already i'm putting in the fucking the what do you call a federal
club i'm putting in the bets for today by the way don't give me anymore oh god unbelievable
dude how about just don't join them well you know what bob and i like to ride because that's
what we do like some people in this car some guys don't like to ride i know reason you should be
talking about my cutsey what side of the road do they drive in canada they drive on the left side
in canada right i live on the same side
No, it's different.
Joe.
He's fucking with you.
You're having the left side.
You know what?
The only way he can fuck with me is give me the Orioles money line.
He did.
Second cuts he placed the bet.
A grand slam for the Guardians.
It was already loose.
The first triple in the year.
I've never seen a triple.
Yeah, that was the first.
When you don't drive for one reason or not, it's me.
Yeah.
It comes to me.
Yeah.
Occasionally, Bob will get an, you'll feel like driving.
Yeah.
You're a good driver too.
You're a very good driver.
Thank you.
Great.
Very cautious.
I don't like getting in the car with you anymore, unfortunately.
You burned the bridge.
You fall asleep.
That's true.
For some reason, it was so weird.
You were just sitting in the driver's seat today.
You didn't even say, does anyone else want to drive?
You were just sitting in there with your coffee.
Bob gave me the keys.
To hang on to.
I said, can you just hold this for a set?
He said, here, take the keys.
We were leaving.
Bob's like, I can't find my wallet here.
here are the keys and we were leaving.
That's correct.
So just to open the door,
like to open the car.
Can you hold these?
I said.
Someone gave me the keys to the car.
It wasn't an apartment key.
It was a car key.
As we were leaving,
I took it upon myself to,
okay, I'm going to drive today.
First and foremost,
I drove very well.
Secondly,
the criticisms between breaks and this and that.
Bob tonight pulled into a one-way lane.
I had done that to the wrong lane.
It would have been like Depcon 9.
I was just turning.
I know you're just turning, but had I done that exact same maneuver?
I agree with that.
It would have been escalated to an enormous egregious level that we didn't even mention what had happened.
And I think that everything from the, this guy's pumping the brakes to like, I drove fine.
Now, if that's not something that is wanted more, moving forward, I, I, I, I, I,
don't ever push driving, which is crazy that this young man made it seem like I push me to drive
on a regular basis. I've never pushed the driving agenda on anyone. But when someone hands me the
keys to the car as we're leaving and says, here you go, that was my cue to drive. And by the way,
I don't want always to be a burden where everybody else has to do something upon themselves.
Now, I will tell you the time where I cannot drive is after a round of golf, I get tired. But in the
Morning, fresh, copy as a daisy.
I was, I was ready to go.
And I don't think anyone was worse for wear from that.
You gas break, gas break, gas break a lot up and down the freeway.
When they're one in front of you, your MPG is somewhere around seven.
I don't even know what that is.
This is all irrelevant because you're talking about it being an unsafe ride for you and your friends.
Second of all, you do fall asleep.
And I don't believe at this point.
having known you this long that it's only after golf.
I see you fall asleep all the time.
What I mean all the time?
He falls asleep in the car almost every time.
You're getting a car at any time of day.
You fall asleep within second.
I can fall asleep anywhere if I want to.
But here's my gosh.
Why didn't you, when you were sitting in the driver's seat and everybody's like,
you can't drive, you were like, fuck no, I'm driving.
I was already in the seat and we were already running behind.
So, by the way, Pop almost killed us the one time.
That's true.
Nobody talks about that time.
That is true.
Did I actually almost kill us?
In Atlanta?
You squealed.
There was a little bit.
You squealed.
There was skiing.
I don't remember any.
There was a bad ride.
There was a bad ride.
But there wasn't a moment where I almost killed us.
It was a scary ride.
But there wasn't one moment where I saw a very.
It was a very defensive.
And you were on the offensive.
But also, this was a long time ago.
You were a different guy.
And you weren't there.
You weren't there.
As was my incident was three years ago.
Oh, man.
It was in, it was in Los Angeles.
Three years, so we don't even know what the dad looks like since then.
I've driven several times since that incident with giant colors.
I drove today in the RV.
You drove the RV.
I'm great.
But you drive by yourself in Florida all the time.
Yeah.
I drove an RV to New Mexico with not even no, no issues whatsoever.
I was in the 20th century.
Driving.
I ended up.
I had a whole shift.
I drove one full day.
I crashed that RV.
Yes, he did.
You did.
But Joe,
we can't applaud you for making it.
I'm not asking you applaud,
but I'm saying if Poppy had a time where he put us all in grave danger.
You weren't there,
not us,
them.
Oh yeah,
he wasn't there.
All the other people who were also in the part that you were worried about today,
if you put them in grave danger and I didn't put them in grave danger and I also put
somebody.
They overreacted,
but that was three years ago.
And I've proven myself.
years ago. It sounds like a very...
It sounds like a very similar
case and which is my point
intact. Is this at all a similar
case? Three years ago you put them in grave
danger which I also did. I did put them
in great danger. Behind the wheel.
Yeah, but his was like a one-time thing.
Yours was a one-time thing. Yeah, mine was a one-time thing.
It only takes one time for us all to die
and for the show end. You play the percentages.
I don't have a pattern of bad driving. I had one bad
incident. You have a pattern of falling asleep
at the car at the wheel.
I don't know if it's a pattern, but
happened a couple times.
Would you call it a pattern, Bob?
Yeah, yeah.
By the way, what we failed to mention is that Bob used to have me drive him always, always.
Because he drove me a lot of places.
And I've driven along.
It's just when I have to drive.
He slept every time, but he drove.
It's when I have to drive long.
Bob will be a testament to this.
When I have to drive for like an hour and a half, like at a time, that's when it's bad.
Yeah, I get, I get worried for you just even when you're on your own with that being the
cases. At least now, too, you're
acknowledging it. I
appreciate it because then I will always
be, I appreciate that.
I'm never going to put anyone in harm's way.
I know when I'm in a position that I shouldn't be
driving. And today
was not one of them. The biggest. And by the way,
we got their safe sound and on time.
What I don't appreciate is when we talk about
an issue with you that makes us nervous,
you don't have to flip it on me.
We can target your
issue. And if you had a separate
occasion want to bring up my thing,
But when we're talking about something about you, we don't need to bring.
It's like the pot calling the kettle black.
No, it's not at all because I drive all the time.
It was a one-time thing.
But you could have killed them too.
No, I couldn't have.
You're doing exactly what he's asking you not to do.
We're talking about your thing.
That's not an opportunity to point it at somebody else.
It's an opportunity to say, you know what?
Maybe you guys are saying that they don't want to.
I can't.
I can't tell.
You have an issue with me again.
It's going to be all about you.
It's not going to about me at all.
No, no.
but I'm saying this was a very similar situation.
Okay, we could talk about me and then after we can talk about you.
Even though that's been talked about a thousand times, I don't bring up you sleeping and driving all the time.
And somehow Atlanta keeps coming back in my ass.
Well, squealing tires.
Squealing tires never lie.
You just can't just say hand up.
You just have to go, this guy fucked up dude.
I literally, if you listen to a word I said during the entire.
Like the entire fucking monologue of what I was saying, if you heard, I did say on multiple
occasions that I'm not saying I'm the best driver, you're now flipping this to saying that
I didn't put a hand up.
And Bob just said, I appreciate the hand up.
So I don't know what you were listening to or not.
He said, I appreciate you, you acknowledging it.
And I did.
So who's driving tomorrow morning, huh?
It's not me.
I'll be asleep in the back.
Yeah, he will.
I sure is hell ain't driving.
So one of you two is going to do it.
Yeah.
Did you get your drive game on recently?
No, I like driving.
I don't like driving with other people in the car.
Yeah, he doesn't like driving.
What's that all about?
Because I feel, I feel like the watchful eyes of others on me while I'm driving, and that's too much for me.
That's crazy.
Yeah, it's too much.
I have troubles in Florida.
I have trouble with the roundabouts.
Yeah, you don't like, by a bunch of roundabouts.
And I didn't know, because I've just been just cruising through these things.
You haven't even been looking.
No, I've been looking.
I've been looking.
Listen, there was a time in Atlanta three years.
years ago, Pop, that you fucking bad guys.
We were in grave danger.
No, but I'm hand up, I'll hand up this.
I, because I drove them home a few times of our last film trip in Florida, and we'd get
to the roundabouts and I'd just fucking cruise by them.
And they were like, what the fuck are you?
Like, you have to yield to the oncoming traffic for the, like, I didn't know the rules.
I don't know who's who.
And he just went through the year right in the circle.
Because I'm like, why am I yielding if he should yield?
What the fuck is this guy?
Yeah, I'd be doing that for months.
No, the guy.
Oh my God.
The guy started, the guy started a honk and you're like,
what the fuck this guy's deal?
I've been doing it.
I've been doing it for a month.
I've been driving by the roundabout.
I've been going like this to everyone as I fucking fly by him.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You cuts them off.
Not all of them.
It's, to me, it's a case by case basis.
There's a yield sign, but there's a yield sign for everyone.
But once someone is to the right.
Exactly.
So I, to me, I was taking it as a case by case basis.
Do I have the room to go?
or am I going to
am I going to wait for this guy?
And now, no, but credit to me,
I don't do,
I got put my hand up and I don't do it anymore.
I will say, though, you're a pretty good driver, though.
Thank you.
You're not a bad driver.
I think what we've learned in this segment
is maybe none of us should drive,
and that's why you drive.
That's why.
Yeah.
Maybe I've done some aggressive things.
But you're a good,
you're experienced driver.
I will say we were in,
when we were in Boston.
When we were in Boston,
we were in Arizona.
But we were in Arizona.
But we were in Arizona.
Yeah.
Boston was bad.
Not Arizona.
That city takes,
but city driving is different.
Oh, it's scary.
You know what?
Have you been in Atlanta?
Atlanta?
Hey, Bob,
this dude's tough.
They called the Benway friends to you in suburbs.
We were in Arizona.
We were in Arizona a few months ago.
And Stuby pulled it.
Was that Pete?
What happened?
Is that Pete a pie pie pie?
What happened?
That's bad fart,
poppy fart in one time that really,
The guy that's never farted.
You pulled a move in Arizona one time.
But no, but the reason you...
No, but I'm not saying that.
I respected it and also...
Remember the scream I had...
Bob screamed like his life was ending.
Oh, that is a...
That's not a fart.
That's a...
I will get this thought out whether I die
before I get it out or not, dude.
I will save a thought.
Is it Peters?
Fuck.
Yo, that's fucking horrible.
Is that Piedies?
Yeah, dude.
You said that?
Your own smell.
That one does.
Dude, that smells.
It smells like collard greens, dude.
I think it's a barbecue.
Can we get to the Q&A in Phoenix go down?
I'm not going to say to me.
I'm not going to say.
Fuck it.
Fuck all these guys, gentlemen.
Guys, Dairy Queen is closing.
Are we doing it or not?
I'm out.
No.
I need to go see my family.
It's just too many people out.
I told you that I'm still doing it.
I got to see my family.
Let me know if you do it.
I'm doing it right now.
Oh.
I mean, you're going to have to hang on this,
this, this,
this, this,
Okay, let's go to our Q&A.
brought to by the par three, Poppy.
Okay, first question comes
from Terry.
He wants to know what Blizzard do you want.
He's the driver.
It's good.
He's there and answer her.
Okay. A mini
cotton candy.
Okay. You want to toss that in for me?
You didn't have to do
that, Pop. You didn't have to do that at all.
It's up. I mean, he wasn't lying.
Stores actually closed, Bob.
Okay, let's go to the first question.
Seriously?
Well, mine said it was.
Got to you a drive and get it.
Okay.
Jay Bond sent me a few here.
First one comes from Jay at ATB16.
What was everyone's reaction to Fat Perez's famous pub?
Which one?
Damn.
I mean, it was fucking awesome.
It was fucking, yeah, it was incredible.
Thank God I gave him the read
I couldn't actually
I know I couldn't see it
We were up from where we were standing
But you couldn't
But I was looking on the screen
I was watching the screen because at first
I was watching Wesley
Because he was below the hole
And like I saw his reaction
As it got closer and closer
And I saw Perez like kind of shuffling
To the side and I was like
Oh my God this thing might go in
And then we looked up at the screen
We saw it go in and like
The place erupted
It was fucking crazy
I asked him if you would rather have a whole one one on channel
Or the put on 17
And I think it's the put on 17
I mean with that moment
Just so epic man
You want that all the one
I won't get that whole one Bob
Yeah
No I'd said putts to stupid
I think it said before like I'll
I'd shoot 20 over you said winning
I thought it was winning the creator classic
Or making that pot
Oh that's not even no I thought that was the option
But you would take the put
Of course
Yeah
More people talking about the
pot than who won.
This is the clip game.
A couple clip games.
This is the clip game, man.
I don't need that.
It's a clip game and we're the farmer.
The side by side with Tiger was what was so cool.
See,
then you bring out a moment like that and then you let the internet do its work.
Better than most.
The side by side was crazy with Tiger.
And then the craziest thing is we actually played with Charlie and we asked him if his dad had seen the pot and apparently they watched it together.
Fucking.
So like.
to think that Tiger Woods was watching the same put
that he made by our guy
I was telling if he was just like
Bob probably like this guy's awful for the game
this guy's so bad
I don't know how true it is
really fucking gains some whole
I just can't do it
They're only you're the only two people
Make that put in history
I don't think
Like there's no clip of anyone else
Yeah
Yeah
Hey let's all right next up pop
Listen
All right
And this one comes from Logan.
Dot League.
Bob, where did the wiggle come from?
It sucks.
Damn.
Just incompetence and just lack of trust
and,
and,
I think you say the anxiousness in there?
I tried to not really have it.
Have you seen it this trip?
Not nearly to that.
Okay.
Yeah, I've seen it a couple times.
As I've tried harder,
I've gotten more technical,
which I think is not a good thing.
So I try and keep these.
thoughts in my head and swing thoughts.
So there's a decent amount of swing thoughts in my head.
So that's where it came from.
I've tried to eliminate it.
You used to do the thing where you brought your club down like this.
Yeah.
And now I don't see that.
You didn't do it today.
You didn't do it today though.
You were good today.
You know where you go like this and you bring the club slowly down.
I wasn't seeing that really, which is kind of cool because you changed it.
But then you were doing a lot of the waggle.
Right.
Now you're kind of not doing that either.
Yeah, I honestly, dude, if you told me that I could be a scratch golfer but have that waggle
Maybe that's not true, but like the waggle's so bad like you don't want to be that guy who's like
Waggling and fucking like I don't I don't want to be that guy that's fidgety so when that happened I'm like
I don't care what happens I got to get rid of that I don't want to be that guy that's just doing dumb shit over the ball
I think it is important, though, to always move.
In the golf swing, I think a lot of people fuck up when they get over the ball,
and they, they like, you see it with some pros too, and obviously, they're pros, so what am I saying?
But people that stand over the ball still for, like, a few seconds.
Oh, you're a big bounce.
You're a big tap.
Your body needs, because your body will just, like, you know, it's going to stick there.
So you've got to, like, keep your muscles moving.
So I don't mind, like, a little bit of movement, a little bit of shimmying throughout.
Yeah.
But it can go too far.
Yeah, that day it was too far.
There was that second whole T-Boc.
You used to do this thing that was kind of worrisome back in the day where, like,
you used to look like you wanted to get the shot over with it.
So quick.
That's when I was going through my worst.
Bring it out and you take a shot so quick.
And now you've gone the opposite direction where you're standing over the ball a while.
I think you're thinking about it.
Not today, though.
You didn't do any of that.
You were great today.
You think that's a better problem than the way you used to be.
For sure.
It looks like you're really thinking about the shot
I remember like for example that ROM
The first ROM video we had
Where we went to the playoff with him
Not the first first one
So the second one
Calloway right
I like could not even get the ball of the T
So I just wanted it to get
I really did
I wanted it to just be done with the T shots
Um
Scary scary thing
Which is bad
But now now that I'm practicing
And going to lessons
I'm trying to remember what Doyle's telling me
So sometimes it's me over the ball
Almost like doing like to check
list where I'm getting maybe probably too technical, but I definitely don't want that.
When I saw that waggle thing, I'm like, I don't give a fuck.
What happens?
I ain't doing that.
I always feel like if you do like the one practice swing and then you go into it, like
you can kind of get a little bit of a routine going without standing there.
Because to me, I hate standing there like F.
He said and like just looking down to the ball because that's when you start thinking things that
are only going to fuck your shot.
Yeah.
Give me a new thing that I'm doing this.
trip of of one swing practice and then I go over it and then go.
But that's good.
It's important to have a routine, a repeatable routine that you do every time.
Yeah.
That's just, that's the consistency.
You know, one practice swing is reasonable.
Any more than that is way too much.
For sure.
We'll get next to the ball and do it too.
Like, yo, bro.
Now, I wouldn't.
You can't do that.
Correct him if I'm wrong.
This would really sting, but I would not consider myself to be a slow player.
We're not a slow player.
Okay, I appreciate that.
Binyama is a bit of a slow player.
Oh, man.
We were a little behind today.
I'm only slow when the camera's on,
because I'm a little uptight.
That is true.
When we play golf as a casual,
we play the fastest round of golf.
Nobody who plays faster than I do.
But they're talking about, yeah,
they're talking about when the cameras are wrong.
I'm talking about when the camera's on.
Okay, so I was, maybe I was, okay, that's fine.
but don't don't sit there
and just mutter
Oh,
Yaman's fucking slow
You can't drive,
all right?
So the golf ball
or the fucking
Why are you getting so defensive?
It's one of the worst things you can say to somebody,
by the last.
That is.
It is.
I'm terrible.
I'm with you.
I'm not.
I saw what you saw.
I'm going to go around this couch
and we can all state
whether or not today
you played slowly or not.
We'll start with pop.
Today and.
today alone, yes, you did.
Thank you.
I agree.
I agree.
All right.
So can I just say
it's not just me
throwing out accusations.
Joey D.
Special,
I'm going to put it
right back on you now.
I am not a slow player.
That's a different story.
You sleep while you're driving.
You can't hit a wedge
to save your fucking life.
You're diverting now.
What?
You're diverting.
Yeah,
it takes one to no one.
I'm just saying.
I will say,
I don't even I will say I
Maybe I am a little slow in the camera
Thank you
I am the fastest golfer
Inhumanity
In real life
What
What is that?
He flies
Yeah
When we play
When we played a guy
You were good
Hey hey hey
Hey I'm not in every episode
So I got to take advantage
Get to the camera
Talk my shit a little bit
I don't have next Thursday
Or the Monday or the next Thursday after
I get it all on
In the one fucking episode
I'm in the same
fucking week.
So you're going to have to cut me a little slack here.
Let me talk like shit for a little.
Let me get a couple of hours gone.
And you just stay there.
Do your two to three practice swings.
And then I don't.
First of foremost,
I don't do two to three practice swings.
I take one and done.
Dude,
that is a clip.
Oh my God.
I apologize if I'm a little.
You got very aggressive.
The reason being is the couch.
It is the worst thing.
It just bothers me because I hate slow play more than anything.
And in real life, I'm not a slow player.
I agree with that.
I'm just saying today was,
we were.
We were.
behind today.
Like there were guys on our ass and, and it was...
Am I taking all the blame for the guys that were on our ass?
I would...
I would...
I would say, I would...
I would say, I'll...
I'll tell you what.
Nobody told me live I was playing slow.
Well, because you would have had this...
You wouldn't...
You didn't...
You came...
You didn't...
No, no, that wasn't like...
It was because they were behind that.
That would have been anyone.
I had no issue to...
And I've known...
It's not the first time...
I would have gotten...
I would have come gone if I had said some shit.
God forbid we tell you something.
It's a fucking mouth.
Subibius eruption.
You just did that.
You just did that to him.
When he was telling you about your driving, you put it on him.
And now you're getting mad at me for doing the same thing.
You are ready to come and fucking kill someone if they say something the wrong way.
That's not true.
So I'm not in the middle of a match.
We have a long conversation today, me and pop.
We're different guy.
I'm a different guy.
In a middle of a match, I'm not going to come to you and say, hey, Yams, you're playing slow.
Like, that is a fucking death trap.
That's a fair idea.
So I'm saying it now that, like,
Like today, and we all agree, it's not just me, that you were a little slow.
I, I, that's, okay, that's fine.
I'm not a slow golfer.
At die, you were good.
That's fucked up, because I don't, don't be like patting me on the head.
I'm saying the last time we played, when we played casually at die, you were good.
Stop with the sunning shit.
You too, with the sunning thing.
You are sunning me.
And you know what the other thing, Peter, when I lose the ball, I let it go.
I don't fucking look.
look for it for six.
I don't have any golf balls.
I don't have golf balls on this trip.
I had one box and I forgot to bring them.
So yeah, I'm sorry.
Golf balls are to premium ring.
Listen,
if everybody at the table is saying I was playing slow too.
No,
no,
it's not a conversation that happened without you.
No one,
no one sat around.
I'm saying I'm putting my hand up.
If everybody had this thing
is saying I played slow,
I'm not going to deny that.
That's bad.
That's good.
I was in a court with the guy recently,
and you are one of the fastest players
not on camera.
I appreciate.
you guys so much that if the four
of you guys said to me, hey Bob, like you killed
the guy last night, I'd be like, fuck.
Like, I don't remember, but
yeah, like, if I must have. If the four
of you come to me and say something, I'm like, all right,
100%. There's consensus. That's why I saw
you go through that. I feel like it's normally
this thing specifically. It sucks. I know,
I know. But you said like
in your defense, I'd be like, all right, I don't care.
We play a ton of rounds off camera. You're
incredibly fast. And I'm right
there with you wildly fast. I want to see
this. In the pod right now,
people have this
idea that Yaman and I are mortal enemies
we aren't I love the guy
I call the guy daily
like I love the guy to death and I try to do
nice things for him all the time
yeah
why do he say fuck I missed it
summing me like what did he say
why is that funny?
I missed it
why is that funny he's like I talk to him every day
I try to do nice things for him
uh huh
it is as a friend I do nice things
and he does nice things for me
but it's like we're not
mortal enemies.
I know.
The guy is just bad shit crazy.
Am I fast?
I got a hold of me.
Am I a fast player?
You're a pretty fast player.
Yeah.
You keep it moving well.
You're also good at golf.
So if you hit Fairways and Greens,
you're fast by nature.
I will say too in your defense today,
being Carpath only,
which is another thing I hate,
it's so slow because you've got to get a reading
and then you've got to come back to get your clubs.
And then by the time you come back to the cart,
it slows the whole fucking game down.
I got nothing else to say on the matter.
You know what?
That is something that bothers.
I'm going to say it right now real quick.
Maybe there's a science to it because I see everyone do it.
But how come you guys take three to five clubs in every shot anyway?
Why do you got to go and take a reading for?
No, I 100% agree.
Don't you kind of.
You don't have an idea.
Get it over from the car and then like do a little bit geometry.
You know what?
And then grab four clubs and go.
You can't walk across.
Sometimes you walk to the car.
And then walk back.
I said I've done that.
That's unacceptable.
You cannot do that.
But sometimes the yard is just way different when you get there.
If you grab four or five clubs, you were going to be correct.
I hate doing that.
But it's the slowest shit on it.
It's like a yard sale.
I agree.
I was stating that that slowed it down.
But like there is no real quick way when it's fucking like they should make it 90 degree rule.
Like it always is.
Well, not today.
It was car path only.
I'm saying 90 degree rules.
I mean, parts off paths should all.
always be just 90.
That's what I'm saying.
If you go down the path and then your balls on the fairway, you go straight to the
ball and straight back.
Like you're not going to fuck up the whole fairway.
But don't they do the,
the car path only is to protect the course, right?
If it rains or anything.
Oh, it's a 90 degree.
Yeah, you have to have.
Yeah.
It's totally, like, I get that part.
But you have to operate differently on the golf course because of that.
So like, you know, sometimes like you're out in the fairway,
but you go to your, this person's ball.
Then you can walk over to your ball that's pretty close.
skiddery go back to cart that's fine but when it's car path only and you aren't within 10 or 15 yards
from your ball where you can quickly do it take the club you got to like get like a general and you
four or five clubs that are what your best guess bring your range finder bring a towel and that's just
the way it has to be yeah number one sign of a good golfer is bringing a towel to the green yeah it
really is dude i this is going to be a hot take but like i i really do like because by the time when you go out
just play rounds for fun.
But at the time you leave, you know, you leave an hour before, you're there all day,
and then you go off the course, like you feel like you miss so much, like, you know, your phone,
there's, you know, messages, you got to get back to stuff.
If you told me golf could be 15 holes, I think that would be awesome.
There's a lot of 12-hole courses now.
12 holes.
Like, I really do.
It's like an hour and 45?
I think that's, no, two, two, three, two, 15.
It's like two hours, 15, it's perfect.
It's coming from a guy who really does love the game.
just think that there's just these rounds that it's just too much you just leave and there's times
too when you get to the course and it's just backed up and there's no way that you can play quickly
like everyone is just behind and it's going to be like a four and a half but if you want to play 15 holes
can't you can't you can leave whenever you want no generally it's going to probably be we've had matches
that end up way out there right but you're so far in you got to drive all the way back and then sometimes
you're with somebody else that you don't want to disrupt yeah yeah yeah yeah
There are times where nine holes is just really nice.
Look, nine holes isn't enough.
Correct.
And 18 sometimes is too many.
Too much.
Yeah.
You got to find a course like where you have your little loop where you're like, all right, I play one, two, and then like seven, eight nine.
Yeah.
Like there's always routing where like you're going to end up somewhere where you can get a good six whole loop in.
By the way, especially if you're playing like complete dog shit, 18 holes is a lot.
Most of the time, I feel like the average person's not playing well.
You know, and you don't want to, you know, when you're playing well, those rounds go fast.
You don't, you like, you don't want it to end.
But what is ending is another episode of the Bob de Sports Podcast.
A lot of fun there, a lot to digest.
Quite the session there.
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