Bob Does Sports Podcast - His Meltdown Almost Ended Bob Does Sports!

Episode Date: April 18, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Binyama is a bit of a slow player. I'm only slow when the camera's on. Don't sit there and just mutter. Oh, Binyaman's slow. You can't drive. I'm gonna go around this count and we can all state whether or not today you played slowly or not.
Starting point is 00:00:14 You suck. You can't eat a wedge. I am the fastest golfer in humanity. You are good. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I don't have next Thursday or the Monday or the next Thursday after. You get it all up and you just stay there, do your two to three practice swings,
Starting point is 00:00:28 and then... First of all, You were a little slow. Did you download that game through the Delta app? I have the, it's a United app. And I have, I already have it downloaded. Oh, oh, through the United app. Yeah, so what happened is I was, by the way, I'm not getting my teeth right now
Starting point is 00:00:52 because I'm not going back upstairs. So I'm doing a toothless pod. Just a normal sentence you'd hear. But I will say that I was headed to Costa Rica. We hit a dead zone where there's no Wi-Fi. and I had a bunch of money on those kids in basketball. And I was kind of like just sitting in limbo. And I was like,
Starting point is 00:01:14 you know when you have a nervous like anxiety where you try to pass time? Because I didn't know if I was going to be down a bunch. Yeah, by the time the Wi-Fi got back up. So I went to look to find a game. I found this like Sudoku like Math game on the United app that didn't need Wi-Fi. And I started playing it.
Starting point is 00:01:32 And I started playing it and playing it. and now I play it every day. But you have to log into, you can't just get a Sudoku app, you have to go into the United app to then access the Sudoku game. It's not Sudoku. It's a different game.
Starting point is 00:01:44 But you can't get it? The game is called 2048. Oh, 2048, I've heard of that. I've heard of that. Yeah. Really? So you've got to get it on. I've never gone to 2048.
Starting point is 00:01:54 But you can get it by, you don't have to go in the United app to get it. No, I know, but I like the version on the app. So that's the one that, that's the only one I've ever played. But I feel like once I beat the game, then I'll never play it again. you can beat it.
Starting point is 00:02:05 You gotta get 2048. Oh, okay. All right. Before anything, I'm out of respect to Jay Bone. It's really done a wonderful job producing this podcast here. Well, the boner. So yeah, we can definitely clap it up. Bousaw.
Starting point is 00:02:19 The old Bonesaw. If you could just take the time on the BDS pod, for those of you watching right now on the YouTube, please take the time to smash that subscribe button. Also head on over to drink, have a day.com. Get some drinks. breezygolf.com as well as a big announcement coming from have a day from drink have a day which is going to be really exciting which is going to be coming Monday a new flavor coming out that I really hope kind of shocks the golf world I'm really really excited for it.
Starting point is 00:02:54 A fellow's your thoughts on on the flavor coming out. It's taking us a long time to get the right iteration of this because it is kind of a tough flavor to get. So just your thoughts on the flavor coming out Monday without given too much detail. It fucks. Yeah, it's fucks.
Starting point is 00:03:11 It really fucks. And it's golf. It's the number of liquid and golf, Bob. It's going to be. It isn't yet, but it will be. I'll lie and say it is if it's not. I think people do that. You go to Long Beach Island or like,
Starting point is 00:03:22 even where we're a Myrtle, everybody says that they have the number one pancake, like voted the best pancakes on the island. Like, who's voting on pancakes? Correct. There's no legitimate. Even what constitutes something being the number one? I guess most votes.
Starting point is 00:03:37 I guess, but there's a couple of companies in the golf industry that say the number one blank in golf, well, they should remain nameless, but it's a publication. The number one potter and golf. So,
Starting point is 00:03:48 obviously, number one putter and golf. Now that's true. True. True. United, the number one website for 2048 games inside of it. I have another hot take. Great app.
Starting point is 00:03:58 I find French toasts to be incredibly. better than pancakes and quite frankly I don't think it's very close. I don't agree with that. If you use the, you got to use the chala bread. It makes it ten times better. I think a stack of good pancakes
Starting point is 00:04:15 goes very far. I'd say it doesn't go far. I like pancakes or can we talk about you could do blueberry pancakes? If we do chocolate chip pancakes, can you yeah, that's, I mean blueberry pancake, if you're just talking straight up plain pancake with syrup,
Starting point is 00:04:30 you know that's yeah what about what about pancakes with a compote and some some like like a compote and some whipped cream oh my god there is a pancake place in Princeton New Jersey owned by the Menendez brothers the Menendez brothers that is unbelievable it's out of this world
Starting point is 00:04:50 how can they operate it from jail I think you still own your businesses even if you go to jail they had maybe they gave it up when they went to jail but until they did they owned that business called PJ's pancake house. It's unbelievable. Really? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:04 When you were in jail, did you spend any time in the cell? Whoa. I never went to jail. You went to jail twice. I was arrested twice. Oh, she never spent two years. It's a big difference. Just like I wasn't fired, I was on.
Starting point is 00:05:17 So, Pop, are there, are there, well, I'll ask you later. Me and the cop that arrested me still talked till this day. It became great friends. What? What? You can friend anybody. There's a different type of guy. Damn, I had a great joke, but I'm not going to say it.
Starting point is 00:05:29 And I actually, I was in the back. of the cop car and I had them going the two officers and I butt dialed my mom and there's a voice voicemail of us me with the officers cracking up and then she found out that I got arrested and she's like you mean
Starting point is 00:05:44 to tell me after getting arrested you guys were laughing like this is a big joke and um you just did like you just did a quick 30 minutes for the cops I killed you just did a quick open mic said for the cops a tight five just a tight ass five. From the time I...
Starting point is 00:06:02 It was a speedy five. And then I said to them, I say, guys, look, whatever you do, just do me a huge favor. I said, mentally, I just can't have the cuffs on me. I just... This is ridiculous. Wait, what? This isn't how this works. They perked him without cops.
Starting point is 00:06:19 The guy was bargaining his arrest. I said, guy, you take him off from you? So then the guys, like, look like, that's like illegal. They're like, but like, okay. And then a lady was coming. coming by. So he's like, all right, just act like we're putting you in cuffs. And they never did it. I said, just do me a favor. Please, I, you got to do what you got to do. Just please don't put the hand cause. I said, mentally it'll destroy me. That's how, that's how Mikey V got started with
Starting point is 00:06:46 the Brinley, show. Give me five years in the slammer. I don't care. I just can't have these cuffs on. I just can't hear. I can't hear that clink around my wrist. Hey. And, uh, throw me in there and throw away the key. I just can't be that clink around my wrist, it just cannot have. So then we took. talked to like a, um, we were going to go to court and we didn't know if we needed a lawyer, whatever.
Starting point is 00:07:05 And there was like a lawyer friend. He's like, wait, they didn't put you in handcuffs. He's like, then you, you can get out of this. Like,
Starting point is 00:07:11 easy. But it was such a minor thing. Yeah, it was such a minor thing. It's like not being read your Miranda rights. If they don't do things by the process. Right. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:19 His name was. You didn't read him as Miranda rights? You tell me this guy. Gets off the little girls in pig days. He's like, no, Yeah, it's a different movie. You work for the sex crimes.
Starting point is 00:07:32 It's a pedophile. It's 21 Jump Street. They didn't read the guy. He's like, you didn't read them, your Miranda rights? And he's like, what are the Miranda rights? And they're like, they couldn't do it. Like, you have the right to be an attorney. Come to think of it, four out of the five people on this couch have been arrested.
Starting point is 00:07:48 Who hasn't been arrested? Yoms. I've never been arrested. What? Yeah, what the fuck? Yeah, what's wrong with you, bro? I've done some shit. Totally line, bro.
Starting point is 00:07:55 He never got caught with that sour. I've been a checker past. But I, but I, but I, but I, but I, I've never been arrested. You mean you haven't been arrested for that stash yet? No. You haven't been arrested for looking this fine? The wings,
Starting point is 00:08:08 the wings on the floor are looking good. Yeah, you got a really good hair thing going right now. In the back, yeah? Yeah. You got this slick back situation. Be honest. Paying you to see it that good to set of the hair, like right now looks awesome and he never does anything with him.
Starting point is 00:08:21 I'm trying to start. It looks great. Don't get that. I won't. I'm trying to be like my man Pete over there. I desperately need. I will say I'll catch my, listen, every once in a while I look over on the course and Pete is fucking doing this to his hair and I'm like, damn, dogs. It's such a great sentence.
Starting point is 00:08:37 I need to cut my hair bad. I got a good. I got a woman for you. You got a stylist. You guys it every time. Every time. You're like your hair looks crazy. I got to cut.
Starting point is 00:08:46 I got it. It looks like a mess right now. It's too long. F. You admit that there's times where your hair is too long. Do you get, Wendy? How often are you trying to style? It looks good.
Starting point is 00:08:57 But did you a couple inches? She came to the mean. Yeah, a couple inches. Yeah. She was there. Yeah, I would love an inch off. Yeah. Like cutting in, like, like, like.
Starting point is 00:09:04 It's just like, just one time let us say your hair look for it without you saying anything about it. I appreciate it. It's just like, like, I, I, it's like, the classic thing. You compliment somebody's shirt and they have to tell you, like, where they got it and how much it was. Like, not sure. Yeah, 14 bucks target. Don't worry about it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:19 That's what he does with his hair. Wait, so, so, Stube, you, I didn't know you were arrested. Didn't. Oh. To one of the great, we're not going to tell it on the pod. I don't think you were. A few times. It was all just huge misunderstandings, every one of them.
Starting point is 00:09:32 It always did. They threw the cuffs on your ass. They were coming. We need to cuff this fucking guy. I got cuffed every time. I got cuffed every single time. They double cuffed him. Yeah, that's tough.
Starting point is 00:09:45 We're going to eat the rope. We're going to be the ties. Zip ties. What are doing here? They were. Stop. You're in the fucking prison. Like, he's a terrorist.
Starting point is 00:10:16 I'm sorry, but that was so good. The last time I got arrested, all right? I was a normal-sized guy. Every time I was standard. Arrested just like everybody else. So are there, and we can cut this if we have to? Someone says, being arrested.
Starting point is 00:10:28 of all you guys out there? I have mug shots. I can't find them. I have a little shot. People are going to. And I have the looks at, man. I'm just saying, I don't know if you look for that. I have actually negotiated.
Starting point is 00:10:36 You can arrest me. You can put the cuff so I can do whatever you want. Let me tell you something. Man. A lot of my shit got expanse. Do you care if, oh, do you care if people look it up? I'd be hard to find.
Starting point is 00:10:45 If somebody. My much shot was don't even remember taking it. Do you have a mugshot? No. I actually negotiated. I was like only from the left shot. They actually took a picture of the cop and said it. guys
Starting point is 00:11:01 I was like guys for my mugshot I need a hat on oh man he's on one man that's good shit that's good shit my only request the girl that I got arrested
Starting point is 00:11:20 with her her shirt said dope and it was 420 I was so drunk I don't even remember taking my mugshot and seeing it the next day was horrible. Let me tell you something. Can you find my a lot? Some of them wants to make a pretty penny.
Starting point is 00:11:36 I would pay exactly that if you pull up a mugshot of any of these four here. Somebody's going to do it. You have to go to like the Colona jail archives from like 2000 and people have looked at. The Brillly Dumbs show we're banging me with this blanket
Starting point is 00:11:53 situation. 2000 for 2005? The brilliant um show people, we talked about it and I asked people like I I think even a cop in Canada tried there's got to be a I mean I think it was 2000 that's what we're gonna need help in Colonna we need help of law inside internal yeah I think I was well you're still in touch with that guy aren't you I mean Bob I could ask him off 20 I don't know few thousand and 11 2011 2011 10 2011 in Reiko County Virginia that was 12 I was 12 I was 12 I was 12 I I was 12.
Starting point is 00:12:28 That's the best I can give you. Wow. Did they ever put you in a cell? No, I was, I was cuffed to a table out in booking. Were you terrified? Yeah, they just had like, like one arm. Were you, was it, was it terrifying? Bob, did you go in the cell?
Starting point is 00:12:43 No. I was in the cell. No. I was kind of scared. You weren't ever in like a holding? Because I wasn't. They put him in a house probably with it on a couch. No, I had a good situation.
Starting point is 00:12:53 You sound like he came out of their bed. I saw him at core. We dabbed each other out. Like, we were very... You should you guys talk to this day. To this day. You know, the old message, I'm like so, so, you know,
Starting point is 00:13:06 happy for you with everything. Yeah. They put the girl you were working in cuffs. They're like, well, she's not negotiating at all. We can put the cuffs on her. You know, I think they did. Did you guys go and see them cars? Separate cars.
Starting point is 00:13:19 This guy, man, just born with the golden spoon. They actually put two cuffs on her. They put his cuffs and her cuffs. she's still in prison she got a life sentence she got his sentence yeah and then a person came back he's like all right I'm not gonna do
Starting point is 00:13:37 he's like but just act like I'm putting it on you so then like I went over and the lady just listened to this podcast she's like what the fuck he wasn't caught wow yeah all right well um look we we uh mona pop to the sports front um try that drink we film with Ed Lee try that drink too
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Starting point is 00:14:11 Red Dot, maybe take a look at something else. Seat Geek, BDS Pod 15, 15% off. Let's have a day. All right. Just on a video front, we are in Virginia right now. Been a really, really good trip. We're back, Virginia. really promoting the drink, which has been awesome.
Starting point is 00:14:28 We're in Kroger's in Virginia, which has been really cool. A big episode coming with, we filmed with Neil Shipley. Big episode on Full Swing was the Loam two years ago or last year. Awesome, awesome video coming out, so we're really excited for that. And then I think the trip's been a lot of fun so far, fellas. Yeah, we got the video DJ came out yesterday. Yeah, DJ just came out as well. interesting. That was, that was, uh, what happened? I took some of your blanket. What,
Starting point is 00:15:00 he plays golf well, but he walks better. Oh, he's the best walker of us fine. I've never seen someone cover so much. It's incredible. No one, he's an athlete. It isn't. He's an yeah, dude, he's a horse. It's crazy. You look up and he's like, he's a hundred yards away. Yeah. You were trying to chase him down at one point. That was funny. Yeah. Couldn't do it. Oh, I still have that vid. It's a good vid. Oh, man. Yeah, that you'll see that tonight. There will be a brilliantly not mentioned you in a story. There's some guys too that have like, there's some guys you can tell they lift,
Starting point is 00:15:31 but beyond that is a lot of raw natural strength. Like Al Malillo, very raw, strong guy. DJ's that same way with whether he's lifting or not or he's in good cheap or not. Behind him's that raw power. The D-Man.
Starting point is 00:15:47 I think it runs in the family because his brother was his caddy. Great guy. Austin. Austin. They're both just AJ. Austin. Austin. Yeah, yeah. Oh, is it? Okay. Well, his name's Austin, Johnson, AJ. Oh, got it. They, um, Jack, too. And I'm sure they work out, but like, just big, strong country boys. Yeah. The natural mason nut power. He's really into fishing, which I didn't realize.
Starting point is 00:16:12 Loves fishing. He loves diving. Dude, I feel like I banged him. I'd be, I, we ought to give fishing to try. I feel like fishing. I may not have the patience for it, but we just can't actually don't have the patience for fishing. I feel like you can handle on the boat. I'm just telling you, brother, you don't. What else is here? In like a pond. A lake and.
Starting point is 00:16:31 No, but Bob, if you go on like, if we go on another trip like we did to the Dominican, you can go on these charters and they do like the big fish, like the like the trophy fishing. And they like set it all up for you to the point where they get a bite and they just ask you to try to reel it in. I think you would enjoy that. But like the real fishing where you're like out there. You're not wrong. Can you go fishing with Camp Smith? Yeah, yeah, we fished off of the first screen at Dural.
Starting point is 00:16:57 Oh, I saw pictures of you guys with fishing rocks. Yeah. It was wild. He loved it. He didn't want to stop. He was a really cool dude. And by the way, I think we can do a video. I think he's down to film with us.
Starting point is 00:17:12 Like, we're above the sports. I got a couple of the lip guys that are down. A guy that I really want to film with that's in is Joachim Neiman. I would love to film with. He seems like a blast. We better start. playing better golf if you're facing him there. Phil, yeah, Phil.
Starting point is 00:17:27 We got, Phil is, Phil is in. had a great conversation with him. It was a lot of fun. He gets, I think that video, if we film with Phil, that might end up being our best video we've ever done with what he brings to the table. I will say we saw him when we did the duels and he is
Starting point is 00:17:43 so witty and so funny and he has, he does not shy away from taking shots. I think he could come for blood if we played him. Like, I think it'd be awesome. The Dools was a fun week. It really was. There was an interaction with Cutsi and Cutsi, you didn't see this. I was in tears laughing.
Starting point is 00:18:04 Andrew Santino was there the whole week. He asked F.P. the questions at the presser. He is honestly so fucking funny. But we're on the driving range. Like when all you guys are warming up and I said to him, I was like, Andrew, you guys are going to do another season of Dave? Because I love Dave. I thought Dave was so funny.
Starting point is 00:18:21 He's like, yeah, he's like, you know, we want to leave. has a really good show. Third season may have gone downhill a little bit, you know, and tired out. So it's just the third season didn't have it. You don't want to overdo it. And then Cutsi goes and goes, yeah, Andrew, I love it. But that third season just wasn't that good. And then Cudson, he did. But then Cutsi walks away and he just goes, yeah, Joe, that's exactly what I fucking said. He's funny, bro. Cutsi literally just re-erries. I got that third season. I know that you and I He's been banging people lately.
Starting point is 00:18:54 No, that last season, they're in the trailer and it got all about sex. But he agreed. He was agreeing with that. It's not whether I agree with you or not. It's just telling the guy to his face twice. I also told him that I also told him that his podcast is incredible. But he's amazing. Yeah, he really is.
Starting point is 00:19:14 I think he's. Did you see all him making that chair, the stool joke? Did you see that coming? He banged it. No, I didn't. It was so confused. When he said, can you hold it down? No, I had no idea what he was doing.
Starting point is 00:19:27 How could you? And if you look at F.P., he's so confused. He's looking at Andrew. Just like, put it down. Chair. How are you doing, stool? F.P., could you put the mic by the stool for a second? Just put it down by the stool there.
Starting point is 00:19:45 How are you doing, stool? That's crazy He smoked me Yeah and he really is so normal too Like you can tell he's like Although he's in like a lot of the Hollywood stuff And has made it You know big
Starting point is 00:20:05 He's not like he's not He hasn't let it get to his head Which is really really cool I would have a golfer too Nights in a row Oh yeah He's fuck man Yeah he's a fun guy
Starting point is 00:20:13 I will say speaking of comedians We went We actually saw him in a Scalco At the duel because we were doing a meet and greet and we're doing pictures with like kids and stuff and all of a sudden we hear from the site he's like I want a picture
Starting point is 00:20:27 and we look over it's Minnescalco and he comes up and I said weird to not see you with 50 Callaway hats yeah so he got us we have an issue going on he got his tickets you're getting you guys doing on well he's moving no you're bouncing around
Starting point is 00:20:43 over there you're bouncing around and you're good now okay carry on well no he got his ticket He got me tickets. What happened? I was sitting here. What is going on over there, man? Yo, this guy's got a blanket on with shoes on.
Starting point is 00:20:57 Yeah. That is something he would. He goes into the shower or sand. Not me. No, it's you. You have shoes on. They're off. Oh, but you did earlier.
Starting point is 00:21:05 I saw you sitting up here. Correct. All right. Please. Sebastian. You guys went to the tools for this show. You're under the blanket for a podcast? Furtish show.
Starting point is 00:21:19 Did he know what we do now or still now? He sent us tickets. No, but he sent him Bob tickets. That's not what I asked. I guess I don't think he does, but I hit him up and, and I thanked him. He was fucking hysterical. Like, I was in tears. He's talking about how he's like 51 now and his body's like falling apart.
Starting point is 00:21:39 He, he's, you got to see him, dude. His skit was fucking amazing. Oh, man. I love him. You went so funny. Do you oppose him? He went to night before. and then I worked the night after.
Starting point is 00:21:51 Wasn't it good, dude? Awesome. Yeah, he really was. And the guy who opened for him was really fucking funny too. You know what I like with the show too? It's two hours. It's in and out. It's not like a crazy long...
Starting point is 00:22:02 Between the opener and him? Yeah. That's good. Right, about two hours, I think. Yeah, but it didn't feel that long. It was great. He didn't stop. And you know what I actually really like?
Starting point is 00:22:13 And this is just me. I know some people don't agree. A lot of these people now, these performers... I know where he's going. Can I guess? Yeah, go. You're going to say they all do too much crowd work? No, he did a little crowdwork. Not him, but the other one.
Starting point is 00:22:26 The encore, I am so against it. He finished the show and he was done and he left. So many of these guys, they feel the need to do the fucking encore. Comedians. You've got to stand up and cheer. Oncore. For comedy shows? Yeah, comedians don't do.
Starting point is 00:22:41 You're talking about artists. No, you're talking about concerts. Okay, I didn't know. I don't know. I haven't been to a lot of, like, comedy shows. So I didn't know if they did. the encore or not. As if this guy
Starting point is 00:22:51 wouldn't love an all I would know I would know he would make him clap for 10 minutes
Starting point is 00:22:59 he like he like oh oh a he kept on the 18 he keeps going
Starting point is 00:23:07 he goes in the clubhouse he's like all right fine I'll play one more for you boys I'll play one more for you guys
Starting point is 00:23:15 part three though you know he would do he'd come into the he'd come into the he'd be, he'd come into the back room,
Starting point is 00:23:20 he'd hear the crowd, he'd hear the crowd. Joe, dude. Dude, there's a great. I am severely, I, I hate encore. I am not, I don't like them. They're awkward, they're weird. It's like, play the show till it's done and get off stage and everybody will leave.
Starting point is 00:23:41 There's an unbelievable clip of out of, at a four seasons manager's outing, Joe was doing karaoke, and this girl, and she comes and takes the mic, and he's, like, fucking pissed during the song, and he keeps singing, but he's, like, looking at her while he's singing, and later that night he were eating McDonald's, and, like, he's ripping about her. Like, he's so pissed. He's like, she took my fucking solo, man.
Starting point is 00:24:05 Like, Bob, I had the crowd going. Like, the crowd was riveted, and she comes in until when he was so mad. They were. I could see it. They probably were. I was singing Whitney Houston. had the lighters going they did yeah it was up there i couldn't make that call that was just a call like was never going to get made by me it's the best story of all time so i used to say you want me to tell
Starting point is 00:24:30 tell story yeah so it's kind of crazy because we were we just did that meet and greet for the drink in suffolk and the bartender guy at the croaker bar was like i used to work with you at capital one i was like well i worked there so that was how it all came up i didn't see i didn't know it so i worked credit card fraud recovery for Capital One, which is basically like somebody claims that a charge on their card is fraudulent. It's marked and then we research it. And that basically entails like, depending on how much money it is, you'll be like, all right, you go to the merchant. You're like, send me all the like receipts, whatever you have. So this woman had called, who's like, there's charge my card card, can't be ours, whatever, whatever, a bunch of money. And so I do what I normally do.
Starting point is 00:25:12 And I get all this information back. Well, apparently this guy, There was a woman and a guy. I believe they were married based on, because I would go on to Facebook. I'll look you up. And they were out of town, I think, in Atlanta. And so I could see, like, a hotel charge. So I was like, this hotel charge in Atlanta, you're?
Starting point is 00:25:29 She's like, yeah, that's us. That was dinner. Like, all that's true until this. It's like, get this thing back, and it's fucking this guy. Clearly, they went to bed in the hotel room. He got up, left the hotel room and went to a strip club. Oh, my. What was it?
Starting point is 00:25:43 Like, what did they say? E.J. Entertainment? It was a lot. I mean, it was like thousands of dollars. So it was like this guy's driver's license, fingerprint, security, like, cam footage of like him. And I can like go to her, see her Facebook, see him in the pictures and be like, that's fucking him.
Starting point is 00:26:02 So I have this information where like, I've got to tell this woman that her husband's a scumbach. And I'm like, you know, and you have this whole Q thing. So like this case will pop up as the next thing that you have to do. and I just kept pushing it off for months. I kept, I was like, I cannot do this.
Starting point is 00:26:22 And finally, um, two months at least. And then she's waiting to get her money back? No, because you're always going to get, you're going to get, you're going to get a temporary money back.
Starting point is 00:26:33 So she doesn't really go, fuck. She's not, she's not thinking anything. And I was like, all right, well, like I get to the point where I was like, this is so much time,
Starting point is 00:26:40 like in our metrics, open case, like this, this is going to raise eyeballs soon. And I was like, I was like, I got two options. I got to do my job, make this phone call, ruin this marriage. Or I quit.
Starting point is 00:26:52 And I quit. I quit right then. I said, you know what? Bros before hose. Did you tell anyone? You just walked out. I was like, yeah, it's not for me anymore. I didn't tell them why.
Starting point is 00:27:08 I was just like, yeah, I'm going to go do something else. But somebody else probably picked up, found it, and they still ruined this guy's marriage. until you still quit. I can't have that blood on my hands. Why didn't get paid enough for that shit? And then when you transferred colleges, you didn't let the coach know that you were transferring college.
Starting point is 00:27:24 What was the other story that we got? That's cool being bad. That's true. I left Tim, Sydney, where I played golf for two years, Fitzger University of Richmond, and I never let him know I wasn't coming back next year. You still not like contact.
Starting point is 00:27:38 I'm sure it was just like first practice. It's like, where's Stuby? And they were like, he doesn't go here anymore. I have yeah but I'm not that much better now but I was really bad about like confrontational ending things I let things end the wrong way because I'm just I don't want to handle it I do that a lot like everything God forbid like some rash comes on my body I'm not getting that checked out no chance oh my god rub some fucking Nia sporn on that bitch will be fine that happened what there was something on you
Starting point is 00:28:14 a year ago. That's a good play. That works. Yeah, no, you're right. Guess what, Pop? It went away, yeah. Away.
Starting point is 00:28:24 That's what it works. Thank you God. Joey D in the first time. Two things that Joey D. gets off the hook for, and not that in his defense, not that he asks for it, he always gets the single bedroom
Starting point is 00:28:37 because people don't want to share with the snoring, and then he never has to drive. Because people, don't trust the driving. So Joey D got in the car today. Great clip came from it where Poppy did not want to get into the car at all.
Starting point is 00:28:52 FP's not staying with us. F.P.'s saying at home who usually is behind the wheel and that led to some chaos. Pop, do you want to just talk a little bit about what transpired there or why? Are you sure you...
Starting point is 00:29:04 No, let's let ticket drive. What? I can drive. No, please that. I'm uncomfortable with you behind the wheel. Me too. I'm wide awake. I got a coffee. I just started my safe.
Starting point is 00:29:14 It's more than that. It's more than just being alone. I'm done with you driving, I think, for life. I haven't driven in a minute. I swore that I would never drive in the vehicle with him. Part of the problem is you had the keys. I don't know how he got them. I just want him to hold him.
Starting point is 00:29:26 Let's go. We'll be fine. This is going to be a big turn around. I don't want to get in the car, Joe. Pop, let me tell you, your driving has been questionable. Late? You almost got us killed last time. In Atlanta.
Starting point is 00:29:39 Last time in Atlanta, that was three years ago. That's not fair. That's not fair. He's gonna trip on his shoelaces when he's pushing the gas. This is ridiculous that you're turning this on me. You fall asleep. That's the end of the story. Back again in the middle.
Starting point is 00:29:53 It's ridiculous. You weren't even fucking there, man. You're out of control. You fall to sleep 15 times since I've gone to talk to friends. He probably felt the driving because it was so bad from wherever he was. It was scary. It was scary. I don't need you involved at all here.
Starting point is 00:30:11 I don't need you involved three years ago. It was horrified. Three years ago. He's fallen us like 15 times since then behind the wheel. It was three years ago and it was once coming back from Moore Park. That's not true. That's not true. Sharewood as well. In Vegas.
Starting point is 00:30:25 Three years ago. And by the way, I drove us back and forth to Vegas and we were fine. We had the jams going. But Dee, we can't applaud you making it safely. There was a lot of fun. I'm falling asleep though.
Starting point is 00:30:36 That's the truth. But I'm past that. I drove you and I am in my eyes. In the mornings, I'm fresh as a daisy. Now, after the round, keep me the fuck away. from the wheel you're on your phone already i'm putting in the fucking the what do you call a federal club i'm putting in the bets for today by the way don't give me anymore oh god unbelievable
Starting point is 00:30:57 dude how about just don't join them well you know what bob and i like to ride because that's what we do like some people in this car some guys don't like to ride i know reason you should be talking about my cutsey what side of the road do they drive in canada they drive on the left side in canada right i live on the same side No, it's different. Joe. He's fucking with you. You're having the left side.
Starting point is 00:31:19 You know what? The only way he can fuck with me is give me the Orioles money line. He did. Second cuts he placed the bet. A grand slam for the Guardians. It was already loose. The first triple in the year. I've never seen a triple.
Starting point is 00:31:33 Yeah, that was the first. When you don't drive for one reason or not, it's me. Yeah. It comes to me. Yeah. Occasionally, Bob will get an, you'll feel like driving. Yeah. You're a good driver too.
Starting point is 00:31:44 You're a very good driver. Thank you. Great. Very cautious. I don't like getting in the car with you anymore, unfortunately. You burned the bridge. You fall asleep. That's true.
Starting point is 00:31:58 For some reason, it was so weird. You were just sitting in the driver's seat today. You didn't even say, does anyone else want to drive? You were just sitting in there with your coffee. Bob gave me the keys. To hang on to. I said, can you just hold this for a set? He said, here, take the keys.
Starting point is 00:32:12 We were leaving. Bob's like, I can't find my wallet here. here are the keys and we were leaving. That's correct. So just to open the door, like to open the car. Can you hold these? I said.
Starting point is 00:32:23 Someone gave me the keys to the car. It wasn't an apartment key. It was a car key. As we were leaving, I took it upon myself to, okay, I'm going to drive today. First and foremost, I drove very well.
Starting point is 00:32:38 Secondly, the criticisms between breaks and this and that. Bob tonight pulled into a one-way lane. I had done that to the wrong lane. It would have been like Depcon 9. I was just turning. I know you're just turning, but had I done that exact same maneuver? I agree with that.
Starting point is 00:32:56 It would have been escalated to an enormous egregious level that we didn't even mention what had happened. And I think that everything from the, this guy's pumping the brakes to like, I drove fine. Now, if that's not something that is wanted more, moving forward, I, I, I, I, I, don't ever push driving, which is crazy that this young man made it seem like I push me to drive on a regular basis. I've never pushed the driving agenda on anyone. But when someone hands me the keys to the car as we're leaving and says, here you go, that was my cue to drive. And by the way, I don't want always to be a burden where everybody else has to do something upon themselves. Now, I will tell you the time where I cannot drive is after a round of golf, I get tired. But in the
Starting point is 00:33:43 Morning, fresh, copy as a daisy. I was, I was ready to go. And I don't think anyone was worse for wear from that. You gas break, gas break, gas break a lot up and down the freeway. When they're one in front of you, your MPG is somewhere around seven. I don't even know what that is. This is all irrelevant because you're talking about it being an unsafe ride for you and your friends. Second of all, you do fall asleep.
Starting point is 00:34:10 And I don't believe at this point. having known you this long that it's only after golf. I see you fall asleep all the time. What I mean all the time? He falls asleep in the car almost every time. You're getting a car at any time of day. You fall asleep within second. I can fall asleep anywhere if I want to.
Starting point is 00:34:28 But here's my gosh. Why didn't you, when you were sitting in the driver's seat and everybody's like, you can't drive, you were like, fuck no, I'm driving. I was already in the seat and we were already running behind. So, by the way, Pop almost killed us the one time. That's true. Nobody talks about that time. That is true.
Starting point is 00:34:43 Did I actually almost kill us? In Atlanta? You squealed. There was a little bit. You squealed. There was skiing. I don't remember any. There was a bad ride.
Starting point is 00:34:52 There was a bad ride. But there wasn't a moment where I almost killed us. It was a scary ride. But there wasn't one moment where I saw a very. It was a very defensive. And you were on the offensive. But also, this was a long time ago. You were a different guy.
Starting point is 00:35:06 And you weren't there. You weren't there. As was my incident was three years ago. Oh, man. It was in, it was in Los Angeles. Three years, so we don't even know what the dad looks like since then. I've driven several times since that incident with giant colors. I drove today in the RV.
Starting point is 00:35:26 You drove the RV. I'm great. But you drive by yourself in Florida all the time. Yeah. I drove an RV to New Mexico with not even no, no issues whatsoever. I was in the 20th century. Driving. I ended up.
Starting point is 00:35:41 I had a whole shift. I drove one full day. I crashed that RV. Yes, he did. You did. But Joe, we can't applaud you for making it. I'm not asking you applaud,
Starting point is 00:35:51 but I'm saying if Poppy had a time where he put us all in grave danger. You weren't there, not us, them. Oh yeah, he wasn't there. All the other people who were also in the part that you were worried about today, if you put them in grave danger and I didn't put them in grave danger and I also put
Starting point is 00:36:08 somebody. They overreacted, but that was three years ago. And I've proven myself. years ago. It sounds like a very... It sounds like a very similar case and which is my point intact. Is this at all a similar
Starting point is 00:36:20 case? Three years ago you put them in grave danger which I also did. I did put them in great danger. Behind the wheel. Yeah, but his was like a one-time thing. Yours was a one-time thing. Yeah, mine was a one-time thing. It only takes one time for us all to die and for the show end. You play the percentages. I don't have a pattern of bad driving. I had one bad
Starting point is 00:36:36 incident. You have a pattern of falling asleep at the car at the wheel. I don't know if it's a pattern, but happened a couple times. Would you call it a pattern, Bob? Yeah, yeah. By the way, what we failed to mention is that Bob used to have me drive him always, always. Because he drove me a lot of places.
Starting point is 00:36:56 And I've driven along. It's just when I have to drive. He slept every time, but he drove. It's when I have to drive long. Bob will be a testament to this. When I have to drive for like an hour and a half, like at a time, that's when it's bad. Yeah, I get, I get worried for you just even when you're on your own with that being the cases. At least now, too, you're
Starting point is 00:37:14 acknowledging it. I appreciate it because then I will always be, I appreciate that. I'm never going to put anyone in harm's way. I know when I'm in a position that I shouldn't be driving. And today was not one of them. The biggest. And by the way, we got their safe sound and on time.
Starting point is 00:37:29 What I don't appreciate is when we talk about an issue with you that makes us nervous, you don't have to flip it on me. We can target your issue. And if you had a separate occasion want to bring up my thing, But when we're talking about something about you, we don't need to bring. It's like the pot calling the kettle black.
Starting point is 00:37:46 No, it's not at all because I drive all the time. It was a one-time thing. But you could have killed them too. No, I couldn't have. You're doing exactly what he's asking you not to do. We're talking about your thing. That's not an opportunity to point it at somebody else. It's an opportunity to say, you know what?
Starting point is 00:38:01 Maybe you guys are saying that they don't want to. I can't. I can't tell. You have an issue with me again. It's going to be all about you. It's not going to about me at all. No, no. but I'm saying this was a very similar situation.
Starting point is 00:38:14 Okay, we could talk about me and then after we can talk about you. Even though that's been talked about a thousand times, I don't bring up you sleeping and driving all the time. And somehow Atlanta keeps coming back in my ass. Well, squealing tires. Squealing tires never lie. You just can't just say hand up. You just have to go, this guy fucked up dude. I literally, if you listen to a word I said during the entire.
Starting point is 00:38:41 Like the entire fucking monologue of what I was saying, if you heard, I did say on multiple occasions that I'm not saying I'm the best driver, you're now flipping this to saying that I didn't put a hand up. And Bob just said, I appreciate the hand up. So I don't know what you were listening to or not. He said, I appreciate you, you acknowledging it. And I did. So who's driving tomorrow morning, huh?
Starting point is 00:39:03 It's not me. I'll be asleep in the back. Yeah, he will. I sure is hell ain't driving. So one of you two is going to do it. Yeah. Did you get your drive game on recently? No, I like driving.
Starting point is 00:39:13 I don't like driving with other people in the car. Yeah, he doesn't like driving. What's that all about? Because I feel, I feel like the watchful eyes of others on me while I'm driving, and that's too much for me. That's crazy. Yeah, it's too much. I have troubles in Florida. I have trouble with the roundabouts.
Starting point is 00:39:29 Yeah, you don't like, by a bunch of roundabouts. And I didn't know, because I've just been just cruising through these things. You haven't even been looking. No, I've been looking. I've been looking. Listen, there was a time in Atlanta three years. years ago, Pop, that you fucking bad guys. We were in grave danger.
Starting point is 00:39:44 No, but I'm hand up, I'll hand up this. I, because I drove them home a few times of our last film trip in Florida, and we'd get to the roundabouts and I'd just fucking cruise by them. And they were like, what the fuck are you? Like, you have to yield to the oncoming traffic for the, like, I didn't know the rules. I don't know who's who. And he just went through the year right in the circle. Because I'm like, why am I yielding if he should yield?
Starting point is 00:40:06 What the fuck is this guy? Yeah, I'd be doing that for months. No, the guy. Oh my God. The guy started, the guy started a honk and you're like, what the fuck this guy's deal? I've been doing it. I've been doing it for a month.
Starting point is 00:40:18 I've been driving by the roundabout. I've been going like this to everyone as I fucking fly by him. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You cuts them off. Not all of them. It's, to me, it's a case by case basis. There's a yield sign, but there's a yield sign for everyone. But once someone is to the right.
Starting point is 00:40:34 Exactly. So I, to me, I was taking it as a case by case basis. Do I have the room to go? or am I going to am I going to wait for this guy? And now, no, but credit to me, I don't do, I got put my hand up and I don't do it anymore.
Starting point is 00:40:48 I will say, though, you're a pretty good driver, though. Thank you. You're not a bad driver. I think what we've learned in this segment is maybe none of us should drive, and that's why you drive. That's why. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:57 Maybe I've done some aggressive things. But you're a good, you're experienced driver. I will say we were in, when we were in Boston. When we were in Boston, we were in Arizona. But we were in Arizona.
Starting point is 00:41:08 But we were in Arizona. Yeah. Boston was bad. Not Arizona. That city takes, but city driving is different. Oh, it's scary. You know what?
Starting point is 00:41:20 Have you been in Atlanta? Atlanta? Hey, Bob, this dude's tough. They called the Benway friends to you in suburbs. We were in Arizona. We were in Arizona a few months ago. And Stuby pulled it.
Starting point is 00:41:32 Was that Pete? What happened? Is that Pete a pie pie pie? What happened? That's bad fart, poppy fart in one time that really, The guy that's never farted. You pulled a move in Arizona one time.
Starting point is 00:41:45 But no, but the reason you... No, but I'm not saying that. I respected it and also... Remember the scream I had... Bob screamed like his life was ending. Oh, that is a... That's not a fart. That's a...
Starting point is 00:41:59 I will get this thought out whether I die before I get it out or not, dude. I will save a thought. Is it Peters? Fuck. Yo, that's fucking horrible. Is that Piedies? Yeah, dude.
Starting point is 00:42:09 You said that? Your own smell. That one does. Dude, that smells. It smells like collard greens, dude. I think it's a barbecue. Can we get to the Q&A in Phoenix go down? I'm not going to say to me.
Starting point is 00:42:21 I'm not going to say. Fuck it. Fuck all these guys, gentlemen. Guys, Dairy Queen is closing. Are we doing it or not? I'm out. No. I need to go see my family.
Starting point is 00:42:30 It's just too many people out. I told you that I'm still doing it. I got to see my family. Let me know if you do it. I'm doing it right now. Oh. I mean, you're going to have to hang on this, this, this,
Starting point is 00:42:38 this, this, Okay, let's go to our Q&A. brought to by the par three, Poppy. Okay, first question comes from Terry. He wants to know what Blizzard do you want. He's the driver. It's good.
Starting point is 00:43:00 He's there and answer her. Okay. A mini cotton candy. Okay. You want to toss that in for me? You didn't have to do that, Pop. You didn't have to do that at all. It's up. I mean, he wasn't lying. Stores actually closed, Bob.
Starting point is 00:43:16 Okay, let's go to the first question. Seriously? Well, mine said it was. Got to you a drive and get it. Okay. Jay Bond sent me a few here. First one comes from Jay at ATB16. What was everyone's reaction to Fat Perez's famous pub?
Starting point is 00:43:36 Which one? Damn. I mean, it was fucking awesome. It was fucking, yeah, it was incredible. Thank God I gave him the read I couldn't actually I know I couldn't see it We were up from where we were standing
Starting point is 00:43:51 But you couldn't But I was looking on the screen I was watching the screen because at first I was watching Wesley Because he was below the hole And like I saw his reaction As it got closer and closer And I saw Perez like kind of shuffling
Starting point is 00:44:06 To the side and I was like Oh my God this thing might go in And then we looked up at the screen We saw it go in and like The place erupted It was fucking crazy I asked him if you would rather have a whole one one on channel Or the put on 17
Starting point is 00:44:19 And I think it's the put on 17 I mean with that moment Just so epic man You want that all the one I won't get that whole one Bob Yeah No I'd said putts to stupid I think it said before like I'll
Starting point is 00:44:32 I'd shoot 20 over you said winning I thought it was winning the creator classic Or making that pot Oh that's not even no I thought that was the option But you would take the put Of course Yeah More people talking about the
Starting point is 00:44:44 pot than who won. This is the clip game. A couple clip games. This is the clip game, man. I don't need that. It's a clip game and we're the farmer. The side by side with Tiger was what was so cool. See,
Starting point is 00:44:55 then you bring out a moment like that and then you let the internet do its work. Better than most. The side by side was crazy with Tiger. And then the craziest thing is we actually played with Charlie and we asked him if his dad had seen the pot and apparently they watched it together. Fucking. So like. to think that Tiger Woods was watching the same put that he made by our guy
Starting point is 00:45:18 I was telling if he was just like Bob probably like this guy's awful for the game this guy's so bad I don't know how true it is really fucking gains some whole I just can't do it They're only you're the only two people Make that put in history
Starting point is 00:45:32 I don't think Like there's no clip of anyone else Yeah Yeah Hey let's all right next up pop Listen All right And this one comes from Logan.
Starting point is 00:45:45 Dot League. Bob, where did the wiggle come from? It sucks. Damn. Just incompetence and just lack of trust and, and, I think you say the anxiousness in there?
Starting point is 00:45:57 I tried to not really have it. Have you seen it this trip? Not nearly to that. Okay. Yeah, I've seen it a couple times. As I've tried harder, I've gotten more technical, which I think is not a good thing.
Starting point is 00:46:09 So I try and keep these. thoughts in my head and swing thoughts. So there's a decent amount of swing thoughts in my head. So that's where it came from. I've tried to eliminate it. You used to do the thing where you brought your club down like this. Yeah. And now I don't see that.
Starting point is 00:46:25 You didn't do it today. You didn't do it today though. You were good today. You know where you go like this and you bring the club slowly down. I wasn't seeing that really, which is kind of cool because you changed it. But then you were doing a lot of the waggle. Right. Now you're kind of not doing that either.
Starting point is 00:46:41 Yeah, I honestly, dude, if you told me that I could be a scratch golfer but have that waggle Maybe that's not true, but like the waggle's so bad like you don't want to be that guy who's like Waggling and fucking like I don't I don't want to be that guy that's fidgety so when that happened I'm like I don't care what happens I got to get rid of that I don't want to be that guy that's just doing dumb shit over the ball I think it is important, though, to always move. In the golf swing, I think a lot of people fuck up when they get over the ball, and they, they like, you see it with some pros too, and obviously, they're pros, so what am I saying? But people that stand over the ball still for, like, a few seconds.
Starting point is 00:47:25 Oh, you're a big bounce. You're a big tap. Your body needs, because your body will just, like, you know, it's going to stick there. So you've got to, like, keep your muscles moving. So I don't mind, like, a little bit of movement, a little bit of shimmying throughout. Yeah. But it can go too far. Yeah, that day it was too far.
Starting point is 00:47:41 There was that second whole T-Boc. You used to do this thing that was kind of worrisome back in the day where, like, you used to look like you wanted to get the shot over with it. So quick. That's when I was going through my worst. Bring it out and you take a shot so quick. And now you've gone the opposite direction where you're standing over the ball a while. I think you're thinking about it.
Starting point is 00:47:59 Not today, though. You didn't do any of that. You were great today. You think that's a better problem than the way you used to be. For sure. It looks like you're really thinking about the shot I remember like for example that ROM The first ROM video we had
Starting point is 00:48:13 Where we went to the playoff with him Not the first first one So the second one Calloway right I like could not even get the ball of the T So I just wanted it to get I really did I wanted it to just be done with the T shots
Starting point is 00:48:23 Um Scary scary thing Which is bad But now now that I'm practicing And going to lessons I'm trying to remember what Doyle's telling me So sometimes it's me over the ball Almost like doing like to check
Starting point is 00:48:36 list where I'm getting maybe probably too technical, but I definitely don't want that. When I saw that waggle thing, I'm like, I don't give a fuck. What happens? I ain't doing that. I always feel like if you do like the one practice swing and then you go into it, like you can kind of get a little bit of a routine going without standing there. Because to me, I hate standing there like F. He said and like just looking down to the ball because that's when you start thinking things that
Starting point is 00:49:02 are only going to fuck your shot. Yeah. Give me a new thing that I'm doing this. trip of of one swing practice and then I go over it and then go. But that's good. It's important to have a routine, a repeatable routine that you do every time. Yeah. That's just, that's the consistency.
Starting point is 00:49:19 You know, one practice swing is reasonable. Any more than that is way too much. For sure. We'll get next to the ball and do it too. Like, yo, bro. Now, I wouldn't. You can't do that. Correct him if I'm wrong.
Starting point is 00:49:30 This would really sting, but I would not consider myself to be a slow player. We're not a slow player. Okay, I appreciate that. Binyama is a bit of a slow player. Oh, man. We were a little behind today. I'm only slow when the camera's on, because I'm a little uptight.
Starting point is 00:49:52 That is true. When we play golf as a casual, we play the fastest round of golf. Nobody who plays faster than I do. But they're talking about, yeah, they're talking about when the cameras are wrong. I'm talking about when the camera's on. Okay, so I was, maybe I was, okay, that's fine.
Starting point is 00:50:05 but don't don't sit there and just mutter Oh, Yaman's fucking slow You can't drive, all right? So the golf ball or the fucking
Starting point is 00:50:14 Why are you getting so defensive? It's one of the worst things you can say to somebody, by the last. That is. It is. I'm terrible. I'm with you. I'm not.
Starting point is 00:50:25 I saw what you saw. I'm going to go around this couch and we can all state whether or not today you played slowly or not. We'll start with pop. Today and. today alone, yes, you did.
Starting point is 00:50:36 Thank you. I agree. I agree. All right. So can I just say it's not just me throwing out accusations. Joey D.
Starting point is 00:50:46 Special, I'm going to put it right back on you now. I am not a slow player. That's a different story. You sleep while you're driving. You can't hit a wedge to save your fucking life.
Starting point is 00:50:56 You're diverting now. What? You're diverting. Yeah, it takes one to no one. I'm just saying. I will say, I don't even I will say I
Starting point is 00:51:06 Maybe I am a little slow in the camera Thank you I am the fastest golfer Inhumanity In real life What What is that? He flies
Starting point is 00:51:16 Yeah When we play When we played a guy You were good Hey hey hey Hey I'm not in every episode So I got to take advantage Get to the camera
Starting point is 00:51:26 Talk my shit a little bit I don't have next Thursday Or the Monday or the next Thursday after I get it all on In the one fucking episode I'm in the same fucking week. So you're going to have to cut me a little slack here.
Starting point is 00:51:37 Let me talk like shit for a little. Let me get a couple of hours gone. And you just stay there. Do your two to three practice swings. And then I don't. First of foremost, I don't do two to three practice swings. I take one and done.
Starting point is 00:51:48 Dude, that is a clip. Oh my God. I apologize if I'm a little. You got very aggressive. The reason being is the couch. It is the worst thing. It just bothers me because I hate slow play more than anything.
Starting point is 00:51:59 And in real life, I'm not a slow player. I agree with that. I'm just saying today was, we were. We were. behind today. Like there were guys on our ass and, and it was... Am I taking all the blame for the guys that were on our ass?
Starting point is 00:52:10 I would... I would... I would say, I would... I would say, I'll... I'll tell you what. Nobody told me live I was playing slow. Well, because you would have had this... You wouldn't...
Starting point is 00:52:19 You didn't... You came... You didn't... No, no, that wasn't like... It was because they were behind that. That would have been anyone. I had no issue to... And I've known...
Starting point is 00:52:28 It's not the first time... I would have gotten... I would have come gone if I had said some shit. God forbid we tell you something. It's a fucking mouth. Subibius eruption. You just did that. You just did that to him.
Starting point is 00:52:39 When he was telling you about your driving, you put it on him. And now you're getting mad at me for doing the same thing. You are ready to come and fucking kill someone if they say something the wrong way. That's not true. So I'm not in the middle of a match. We have a long conversation today, me and pop. We're different guy. I'm a different guy.
Starting point is 00:52:53 In a middle of a match, I'm not going to come to you and say, hey, Yams, you're playing slow. Like, that is a fucking death trap. That's a fair idea. So I'm saying it now that, like, Like today, and we all agree, it's not just me, that you were a little slow. I, I, that's, okay, that's fine. I'm not a slow golfer. At die, you were good.
Starting point is 00:53:16 That's fucked up, because I don't, don't be like patting me on the head. I'm saying the last time we played, when we played casually at die, you were good. Stop with the sunning shit. You too, with the sunning thing. You are sunning me. And you know what the other thing, Peter, when I lose the ball, I let it go. I don't fucking look. look for it for six.
Starting point is 00:53:34 I don't have any golf balls. I don't have golf balls on this trip. I had one box and I forgot to bring them. So yeah, I'm sorry. Golf balls are to premium ring. Listen, if everybody at the table is saying I was playing slow too. No,
Starting point is 00:53:46 no, it's not a conversation that happened without you. No one, no one sat around. I'm saying I'm putting my hand up. If everybody had this thing is saying I played slow, I'm not going to deny that.
Starting point is 00:53:56 That's bad. That's good. I was in a court with the guy recently, and you are one of the fastest players not on camera. I appreciate. you guys so much that if the four of you guys said to me, hey Bob, like you killed
Starting point is 00:54:07 the guy last night, I'd be like, fuck. Like, I don't remember, but yeah, like, if I must have. If the four of you come to me and say something, I'm like, all right, 100%. There's consensus. That's why I saw you go through that. I feel like it's normally this thing specifically. It sucks. I know, I know. But you said like
Starting point is 00:54:22 in your defense, I'd be like, all right, I don't care. We play a ton of rounds off camera. You're incredibly fast. And I'm right there with you wildly fast. I want to see this. In the pod right now, people have this idea that Yaman and I are mortal enemies we aren't I love the guy
Starting point is 00:54:39 I call the guy daily like I love the guy to death and I try to do nice things for him all the time yeah why do he say fuck I missed it summing me like what did he say why is that funny? I missed it
Starting point is 00:54:54 why is that funny he's like I talk to him every day I try to do nice things for him uh huh it is as a friend I do nice things and he does nice things for me but it's like we're not mortal enemies. I know.
Starting point is 00:55:04 The guy is just bad shit crazy. Am I fast? I got a hold of me. Am I a fast player? You're a pretty fast player. Yeah. You keep it moving well. You're also good at golf.
Starting point is 00:55:13 So if you hit Fairways and Greens, you're fast by nature. I will say too in your defense today, being Carpath only, which is another thing I hate, it's so slow because you've got to get a reading and then you've got to come back to get your clubs. And then by the time you come back to the cart,
Starting point is 00:55:29 it slows the whole fucking game down. I got nothing else to say on the matter. You know what? That is something that bothers. I'm going to say it right now real quick. Maybe there's a science to it because I see everyone do it. But how come you guys take three to five clubs in every shot anyway? Why do you got to go and take a reading for?
Starting point is 00:55:49 No, I 100% agree. Don't you kind of. You don't have an idea. Get it over from the car and then like do a little bit geometry. You know what? And then grab four clubs and go. You can't walk across. Sometimes you walk to the car.
Starting point is 00:56:02 And then walk back. I said I've done that. That's unacceptable. You cannot do that. But sometimes the yard is just way different when you get there. If you grab four or five clubs, you were going to be correct. I hate doing that. But it's the slowest shit on it.
Starting point is 00:56:14 It's like a yard sale. I agree. I was stating that that slowed it down. But like there is no real quick way when it's fucking like they should make it 90 degree rule. Like it always is. Well, not today. It was car path only. I'm saying 90 degree rules.
Starting point is 00:56:30 I mean, parts off paths should all. always be just 90. That's what I'm saying. If you go down the path and then your balls on the fairway, you go straight to the ball and straight back. Like you're not going to fuck up the whole fairway. But don't they do the, the car path only is to protect the course, right?
Starting point is 00:56:44 If it rains or anything. Oh, it's a 90 degree. Yeah, you have to have. Yeah. It's totally, like, I get that part. But you have to operate differently on the golf course because of that. So like, you know, sometimes like you're out in the fairway, but you go to your, this person's ball.
Starting point is 00:56:59 Then you can walk over to your ball that's pretty close. skiddery go back to cart that's fine but when it's car path only and you aren't within 10 or 15 yards from your ball where you can quickly do it take the club you got to like get like a general and you four or five clubs that are what your best guess bring your range finder bring a towel and that's just the way it has to be yeah number one sign of a good golfer is bringing a towel to the green yeah it really is dude i this is going to be a hot take but like i i really do like because by the time when you go out just play rounds for fun. But at the time you leave, you know, you leave an hour before, you're there all day,
Starting point is 00:57:35 and then you go off the course, like you feel like you miss so much, like, you know, your phone, there's, you know, messages, you got to get back to stuff. If you told me golf could be 15 holes, I think that would be awesome. There's a lot of 12-hole courses now. 12 holes. Like, I really do. It's like an hour and 45? I think that's, no, two, two, three, two, 15.
Starting point is 00:57:56 It's like two hours, 15, it's perfect. It's coming from a guy who really does love the game. just think that there's just these rounds that it's just too much you just leave and there's times too when you get to the course and it's just backed up and there's no way that you can play quickly like everyone is just behind and it's going to be like a four and a half but if you want to play 15 holes can't you can't you can leave whenever you want no generally it's going to probably be we've had matches that end up way out there right but you're so far in you got to drive all the way back and then sometimes you're with somebody else that you don't want to disrupt yeah yeah yeah yeah
Starting point is 00:58:30 There are times where nine holes is just really nice. Look, nine holes isn't enough. Correct. And 18 sometimes is too many. Too much. Yeah. You got to find a course like where you have your little loop where you're like, all right, I play one, two, and then like seven, eight nine. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:50 Like there's always routing where like you're going to end up somewhere where you can get a good six whole loop in. By the way, especially if you're playing like complete dog shit, 18 holes is a lot. Most of the time, I feel like the average person's not playing well. You know, and you don't want to, you know, when you're playing well, those rounds go fast. You don't, you like, you don't want it to end. But what is ending is another episode of the Bob de Sports Podcast. A lot of fun there, a lot to digest. Quite the session there.
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