Bob Does Sports Podcast - HOW WE MADE THE VIRAL VIDEO OF THE YEAR

Episode Date: April 12, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:00 So I tell him, all right, there's a laser down there. You just need to press the button and quickly come to the thing and get over the laser and you'll be fun. So he presses it. He runs. He never looks up at where the door is. And you just, you jumped as high as you could have. It felt like. It felt like you, it felt like you, you thought to yourself, I'm going to jump as high as possible.
Starting point is 00:00:23 And your head and the door, the garage door, met in a hole like Brian Dawkins. And we just mentioned Ticket last night, acted as if we weren't going to address the fact the ticket, we're all sitting around with the good, good guys in the living room, and Ticket comes walking around with the guitar in his hands. And he grabbed the guitar like he was John Mayer.
Starting point is 00:00:51 And everybody's ready for him to play. He's like, oh, I'm not playing. And I'm like, well, you can't sit down with the guitar in the middle of the room. Usually when you pull a guitar out, people start looking. He didn't have those fingers flying, though. It's like, it's like, guitars are good for bonfires and fucking that way.
Starting point is 00:01:09 I thought I was just starting to start singing kumbaya. When Ticket came around with the guitar, Jetsaw, it just looked at it, he goes, I can't do this. I can't say, I can't say I can't. By the way, when the guitar comes out, I'm my mom. You know what my favorite? I went to the corner. You saw me in the corner. No.
Starting point is 00:01:24 You were holding a guitar. I didn't start in the corner. I didn't start the corner. You could have been on the roof. If you're holding a guitar, people are going to look. Dick, you came dead center. And you were even like. elevated above everybody in a way.
Starting point is 00:01:38 Yeah, it was like a Super Bowl hat on. He like descended from the ceiling. You were like creed. Yeah. My favorite part of last night being in the good, good place was just looking over and watching Jet with Colin Ross and rider and they were just going through. It's talking shot. They were just like, they were just like, you could see they were just giving the sharing horror stories. It was like it wasn't a horror stories.
Starting point is 00:02:03 It was, you know, it was a nice little meeting of, you know, it was a nice little meeting of, you know, you know of the minds he to be honest he's he's he's the OG of of this stuff i at least to me so it's like you know he's cool talking he spends about 12 to 13 hours a day on the computer i mean you're looking at i you're looking right at me i do the exact same thing cutzi i'm just i'm saying it's like they have so many guys i would think that he spends less time well he why are we doing oops there is there's like six camera guys and editors on their team why Is that an oof? I thought that he'd be working less.
Starting point is 00:02:38 No, that's a fair point. How is that a fucking oof? It was like, it was, it was a ricochet shot. It wasn't a shot at anybody. I was just saying that like,
Starting point is 00:02:45 I was wildly impressed that like, with all that, with that huge team, he's still spending that much time. Because he's a grinder. He's a grind. Like, he loves that.
Starting point is 00:02:53 He does love it. Do we get an answer? He said he loves it. He said he doesn't want to, like, give up any time. I don't know. I don't know if it's,
Starting point is 00:03:02 I don't know if it's that he loves it or he doesn't trust anybody. to do it to his level. It's the same thing with Brandon Jones for Foreplay. He told me the same thing. He's like, I had every video. I have a total control. He's like, I don't trust anybody else to do it.
Starting point is 00:03:13 I feel the same way. You can't just hand it off. It's like you've been painting. And you know what? Once you hand it off and somebody fucks it up, everybody just assumes it was still you. I'll say. I'll say this. Because it was.
Starting point is 00:03:25 We're big Brendan Jones guys from Foreplay. I love Brennan Jones. Obviously we're biased to our guys. But I will say out of all the groups that we've done with, probably I think the best assortment of editors just from like a the nicest guys like they're such a great which wrong with that I thought you were gonna say our guys well no I'm biased besides our guys I'm saying we're yeah we're a very there were they not the nicest they are and we're a very big we're a pro
Starting point is 00:03:52 producer editor group here we're very you know show a lot of love always to everybody we're pro production and we yeah we love them all we hate me but we love them all you and I hate myself but we love them all And they were a great crew. There's nothing that bothers me more than if somebody comes on the channel and doesn't come and introduce himself to you guys or give you guys much. Like I like the banter where it's with the editors too because they're a huge part of it too to where like even those guys too, they get in the mix, they talk to you on the camera.
Starting point is 00:04:23 Like it just adds to the whole thing. Their crew was awesome. Yeah, I mean I like hanging out with those dudes just as much as I like hanging out with Garrett and Bubby and. and Stephen all them. I mean, they hang out the same way we hang out, right? Like, it's not like we have an Airbnb and we make... Yeah, just in a much nicer Airbnb.
Starting point is 00:04:42 Yeah, you guys don't like pitch a 10 out back. Yeah, can we talk about the fact that Good Good dropped their balls on our Airbnb? We were going to have... This is a nice place. It's super nice. This is a nice place. It's a solid spot. Aside from the jacuzzi not working, which I just infuriates me.
Starting point is 00:04:58 And it's not Perez's fault. It's not a... It's the house is false. I knew it wasn't my fault. I know, but Bob instantly, likes to create this narrative. He's like, oh, and he looks right over at breath. That's true. I'm saying is that
Starting point is 00:05:10 this place is great. There's just a difference between this and like Villa DeGarrett. Villa de Kendrick, Villa de Kendrick, Villa de DeGarrett, Villa de Good. That place is literally is
Starting point is 00:05:26 massive and the pool house is almost as big as our place. I believe El Chapo used to come here for golf tricks and that's where he's staying. They had a part. par three but to me there's a horse stable there's a horse stable they had two out two other house they did in their backyard they did it was like they were living on a there was like a compound there was another compound for like the workers of the property crazy that lived on site in
Starting point is 00:05:51 it's crazy yeah we were doing the wheel of not ideal and i turn around i see stephen eating a grapefruit and I'm like where you get that and he goes to take another one he just plucks it from like we're in the garden of eden the the I've never seen a place so big that the living room so big that the living room so big that there has to be two TVs in the living room. That's correct. It's too big to just look at one TV. So they had to pretty much divide the living room and then put a TV on each side. And by the way, there's art, there's statues and shit in there.
Starting point is 00:06:17 Whenever you see statues and marble in a place, you just know it's cut from a different cloth. You know, yeah. You know, another, another one is you got to look at how high those ceilings are. Oh, yeah. Those were some high fucking ceiling. And the furniture was unbelievable. Oh, there's that couch. You just get swallowing.
Starting point is 00:06:35 How much? How much you think that couch was? Well, $20,000. I'd say $20,000. Yeah, I'd say $10 each. I think that's a good guess. 10 on each side. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:41 They had those sectional couches where you just sit, it's like, it was like you sunk in them. It was like quicksand. It pulled you in. I wonder if it's just, it's just the place to just put money. You just like buy a bunch of nice stuff and you put it in this place and then you rent it. And then when it's all said and done and the government takes all your cash and you go to jail for 12 years. and you get out, you just liquidate this place. And you still got like, you know, six, seven mill.
Starting point is 00:07:08 Yeah. Yeah. Maybe it was El Chapo. Could have been. We'll never know. It was $2,500 to heat the pool for a week. Yo, is that true? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:18 How? Like, as big as the hot. Oh, did you say the pool or the hot tub? The whole thing, the whole thing. Even if it is the pool. The pool was massive. That's a nervy charge. Well, even our Airbnb, they charge $100 for,
Starting point is 00:07:32 the heat which we paid and it didn't work. Which is, by the way, I hope that you send an email for a refund. You know I won't. That's, I know, but those are the, I'll send the email. Those are things that should just not be like looked over. I just don't like confrontation. I don't like, I don't like, I don't like trying to get things for free that I like asked for. Well, you didn't like, but I don't like sending food.
Starting point is 00:07:55 I don't like, I don't like kids and you cooked or like, you know. Do you like paying for things that you don't receive? Would you like to go into a store and pay $100? I pay for a lot of shit I don't get. Yeah, Cutsi, he doesn't like it, but he'll accept it. You know who does like confrontation now? I'll sign it. Leeland.
Starting point is 00:08:11 Leeland is not online. You get a couple drinks and then you'll send a fucking scathing review. It'll be on Yelp in no time. It'll come up in the review. Yeah, it should come up. It should come up. Five stars would have them again. If it's anything like last time, we're going to get it.
Starting point is 00:08:29 That's crazy. Do you review them? Tell them. We got to tell them what happened. Do it. I'm going to do it. We were in Pondon, you ain't going to do it.
Starting point is 00:08:36 Callag. I'm going to take one. I'm going to take one. Apparently, I didn't just take one. And nobody took one. We got, it was Bob's birthday.
Starting point is 00:08:45 It was the last night we were there. It was Bob's birthday. And we went out in Jacksonville Beach and got absolutely banged up. Right. We did. Banged up. I ordered about $120 with the Taco Bell. It was $130.
Starting point is 00:08:58 And we, it was $130. And we stayed in this duplex. double side, two different entrances. You and Jet on one side, Bob, tick an eye on the other. We got banged up, finished the Taco Bell on Jet's side. Jet by the end of it was falling on the floor drunk. He fell on the, he ate a taco, placed on the table, and then scoched down, fell on the floor.
Starting point is 00:09:20 I said, Jet, you're not going to want to sleep there. And he got up banged around to the bathroom. I hear him banging in the bathroom, comes out, swings the door open, bangs down the hallway, bangs up the staircase and I just hear, boom. And I was like, all right, I think he's good. And come to find out the next day, he threw up
Starting point is 00:09:41 everywhere upstairs. And I woke up, one of the top of the And I just heard Jets say, cutsy and I go, Jet, he goes, it's bad. I said what? He goes, oh, it's bad. And I walked to the entrance of the door.
Starting point is 00:09:57 And I saw something that I wouldn't even, I would not make my worst enemy look at and it smelled like the rotting of a thousand corpses it was it was horrid and he's shoveling this into garbage bags i had to leave i'm my jett i love you but you're on your own in this one jett then proceeds to become like a maid starts doing laundry washing because it was all over the sheets somehow he didn't throw up on himself i was playing against the clock too because we had like a 10 a.m. It's terrible.
Starting point is 00:10:34 I woke up at like 9.42. We had a 10 a.m. like checkout. I went into beast mode. Now, with that being said, it was Bob's birthday. We all, you know, we went off. We had a great time. Maybe too good of a time. But I wouldn't, I wouldn't trade it for anything.
Starting point is 00:10:47 It was, it was incredible. Now, the morning, but my main worry was that we were going to have an issue with Airbnb. As we should have. And I was like, Epi, just let me know whatever the damages are. The damages were five stars and a request to come back. Five out of five. Woodhost again. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:03 I don't know. And I said, that duplex smelled so bad when I locked that door. Jack cleaned that thing because I was like, I wonder how bad it. It was like, oh my God. It was three story.
Starting point is 00:11:12 You threw up on the third story. And at the front door on the bottom, it smelled like, yeah. Jack cleaned that place up better than Dexter after a murder scene. I was, I don't know how he did it. I woke up.
Starting point is 00:11:24 I woke up and it was one of those where you wake up, you're like, something happened. And we're going to find out right now. I looked off the bed. I was like, oh, It was horrid.
Starting point is 00:11:33 Tough scene. Well, the good news is like, yeah, I mean, I don't know. The problem was when we got there, when we got to the bar before, like, we went right, me and you went right over to the bar and I ordered shots for us. Before. Tequila shots. Yeah, before the bartender could even get us shots, a fan from across the way sent us shots. And you sent like A of Jameson.
Starting point is 00:11:53 You can't say no. And then there was fireball shots that were sent to be honest. That's what happened to me at Breezy to where, and like, I got a, I think I was by far, the drunkest that breezy, but people kept coming over and there was a bar right there. So whenever fans wanted to take shots, like, you can't say no. So that's why we kept saying that was the whole bit of like what just started
Starting point is 00:12:11 like where we're like, we're like, oh, we're just going to do one. So we're like 20 shots deep and we're like, we only did one. We're just going to do one. We just did one. We left. We were there. We went to Bob's dinner. We went to this great bar. We left. We went to two other bars. And then we came back to the same one. That's right. We lost big wave somewhere along the line. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:29 Yeah. Well, he had a big day in the next. The caddy the next morning. Yeah, he had a caddy the next day. You know, it can't go overlooked that happened this weekend. To me, it's one of the funniest things. And it kind of flew under the radar and it shouldn't. Perez getting so drunk at the pizza shop across from my apartment before we came on this trip. He was so drunk.
Starting point is 00:12:51 The pizza shop is directly across the street from me. It is a two-minute walk. He calls me because he was locked out of my place. He couldn't get through the gate at 3. three in the morning, I go to open the gate from him. And he's not even like he's leaning on anything. He just looks at me. I open the gate for him.
Starting point is 00:13:08 And he just falls over. And he has to the second. It's like me opening the gate got him to stumble over. But to find out the next morning, not only did he take an Uber from the pizza shop across to me. He took an Uber black from at three in the morning. Here's a look at Perez getting the Uber black. All right. How's it going?
Starting point is 00:13:28 All right. Good night. It's like that What's that meme? And by the way, his alternative, which he almost did, which is,
Starting point is 00:13:37 he called me. No, but he was going to, what press thought he should do so that he could sleep was he was going to go from the pizza shop. Now I'm in L.A.
Starting point is 00:13:46 from the pizza shop, he was going to order an Uber to San Diego so that he could sleep on the car ride there and then order one back so that I'd be up by the time.
Starting point is 00:13:58 That's true. That's true? Why not just check into a hotel room? No, no, because here's the thing. I tried that. Here you out. Here you out. What do you want?
Starting point is 00:14:09 There's sort of a lost period after midnight that you can't book a hotel room for that night anymore. What? Because the night's already happened. You can go online? No, no. I looked. Wait, if you walk in.
Starting point is 00:14:24 So. I mean, Perez, you couldn't even remember Bob's cold. So like, he can't. book a hotel for that night. I think you because that night's over. You're lying. No, I swear to you. There's got to be a way around it. Bob, he couldn't remember your coat. I'm like, well, but I wasn't in position to call.
Starting point is 00:14:39 But you could walk into a hotel. I tried to go online and said, let me book a hotel for tonight. I was like, oh my God, I can only book one for tomorrow. Oh, God, I got it. I realized also that San Diego wasn't far enough. So I would have booked, I would have gotten an Uber from your house to San Jose,
Starting point is 00:14:55 which is about five hours. Five hours? I would have slept five hours. I would have woken me up. I would have gotten out and I would have immediately requested another Uber back. And I would have slept in that Uber for five out. Honestly, that's 10 hours of sleep there. You'd be fucking ready to go in the next day.
Starting point is 00:15:11 My other, it was so windy. I lost my hat in L.A. So, what was the destination you were going to put? Just San Jose. I was going to put the sharks arena. It's the only thing I could think of in San Diego.
Starting point is 00:15:25 It's the only thing I could think of in San Jose. So by the way, So he comes back to my place and I'm fast asleep and he can't get in through the gate. So to avoid like anybody trespassing or whatever, the lady who lives next to me, she's a bit of a psycho. She put like spikes on top of the city. She spikes. So you can just move. So yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:44 So Perez tries to climb up on top. That makes sense. He gets to the top of the wall and he looks down and he's like, can't do it. So he called me. Too far down. And he and I said, Perrette, I was asleep. It was 3M. I call him back, which I knew ultimately that something was probably wrong.
Starting point is 00:16:01 You're a bad boy, man. Bob's asleep. He won't wake up. I can't get in. I can't get the coat. And I was like, oh, Jesus. By the way, I had the coat. And then he goes, I had the code.
Starting point is 00:16:11 And then I go, I go. I know. I don't know. I go. I know. It's on me. It was on me. So he goes, I go, well, you can come here.
Starting point is 00:16:19 He goes, I think I'm going to jump. And first of all, I don't know what he means in terms of jumping. but the idea of Perez jumping over anything to me was just not, I was like, dude, I didn't even know what he was talking about. All I says, do not jump. You can sleep on my couch. I think I'm going to do it. I think I'm going to jump.
Starting point is 00:16:37 I was like, do not jump. Yeah, I wish I had given you the same advice last night, Joseph. Apparently, yeah, you told me last night to jump, and I told you not to. We will get into that for sure. Yeah, no, I, but by the way, I was willing. You are. I told Nicole, I was like, Perez is coming over. The dog woke up and was, I had to,
Starting point is 00:16:56 feed the dog. I said, I'm going to pull out the pull-out couch for him because he can't get into bops. Well, that was my, so I didn't have to do the Uber anymore once he answered. So the, they, once he answered, I had, I was going to do that. Yeah. Yeah. Finally you call. And then you're like, thank God.
Starting point is 00:17:11 I woke up and we were getting ready to go, I was packing myself. I had to go down to my car to get my bags and my neighbor was there. And she looks at me and she's like, did somebody try and break in last night? And she points to the electrical box. And the electrical box, he like, tried to. to stand. I'm trying to stand up on this thing. I'm bigger than I think I am.
Starting point is 00:17:32 It's like bent over. Oh yeah. I fucked it up. And those spikes are just scattered everywhere. And I just looked at her and I couldn't even hide it because I don't want to scare her that like somebody tried to me. And I just looked at her. I was so out of it.
Starting point is 00:17:42 I'm like, that was one of mine. I'll talk to him. And she was just like, what? That's one of mine. Yeah. Yeah. I should write her an apology note. Now, um, we do got to get, we definitely want it in.
Starting point is 00:17:55 We're about to, um, go. over to the next good good major part two that we're going to go to final day here at palm springs last night without question i don't think anybody can argue it the video of the century took place and we're going to play it over on the youtube if you listen on audio i recommend you go see this joey cold cuts in our air bambi trying to leave the garage uh prez i'll give it to you to tell it just kind of how it broke down and then we'll go over to cold cuts, but you kind of were there for the whole, like, gauging
Starting point is 00:18:30 the whole thing and telling them what to do. I think I'll take some blame for this. You should have just closed the garage door, gone around to the front door, locked it, gotten into the car. That's what I was going to do. But thank God you didn't. There's, you know,
Starting point is 00:18:44 garage doors, new ones have the lasers at the bottom just in case someone tries to walk out doesn't close on it. So I try to kind of tell you about it. You close the door, you walked out. You tripped the laser. It opened again. People who see that I did that the first time because everybody's like, you're an idiot.
Starting point is 00:18:58 Why don't you just walk out? I'm like, I did do that. Yeah. So I was like, there's a little laser. You have to like kind of jump over it. You said bunny hop. Well, yeah. More than just like walking over.
Starting point is 00:19:09 It implies like jumping. But that's, go ahead. Is a bunny hop or a jump? Joe, with all. Jump is definitely higher than a bunny hop. With all, with all due respect, Joe, you can't put this on him. I'm not. I'm not putting it on him.
Starting point is 00:19:24 I'm just, I'm just. clarifying. So I tell him, all right, there's a laser down there. You just need to press the button and quickly come to the thing and get over the laser and you'll be fine. So he presses it. He runs. He never looks
Starting point is 00:19:39 up at where the door is and you just jumped as high as you could have. It felt like. It felt like you... It looked like I tried to hurdle. You thought to yourself, I'm going to jump as high as possible. And your head and the door, the garage door met in a hole
Starting point is 00:19:55 like Brian Dawkins and Emmett Smith. Watch your head. Watch your head. It was one of the loudest noises I've ever heard in my life. It was Sean Taylor in that Pro Bowl. Sean Taylor hitting that punter in the pro bowl.
Starting point is 00:20:14 We're in the car so when we see Joe and you can hear Jet saying he's going to hit his head and he's going to hit his head and press that. And he's like, no it won't. It's going to be fine. Watch your head. Yeah. And then he goes, watch your head.
Starting point is 00:20:23 Watch your head. And we're in the car. So Joe obviously. again and see us. We see Joe jump up. The garage door slam his head and then Joe just disappears. Backwards. And they're silent. So quickly. It was frightening. But Jet turns to me right when it happens and I'm in the back all the way back. Jet was wrong to me. And he goes, don't laugh yet. Don't laugh yet. I thought I thought he was dead. He went up. I've never seen like physics doesn't work like that. Like he hit his head and then and then he flatlined. Like he
Starting point is 00:20:54 laid down. He looked like an airplane just straight down. And you know, the worst part was that, the worst part is that he tried it once without jumping. He ran through and hit the laser and we're like, oh, it didn't work. Go in the house. He's like, no, fuck it. I'm going to try this again and try number two. You said it's not going to work.
Starting point is 00:21:10 I said it's going to work. He's going to work. He's like, he's going to hit his head. You're like, watch your head. Boom. Righten into the thing. He went up and then just flatline. And when he hit the ground, I thought I was going to get to have taken.
Starting point is 00:21:20 I thought that was it. Because when you hit the ground, I thought it was over. Yeah, I was so. I was actually like, he's hilarious. But I popped up so fast. You popped up incredibly fast. It felt like an eternity in the moment. But if you watched the video like the full video, Bob cut the video off.
Starting point is 00:21:34 But if you watch the whole video, like I'm up in less than a second. But I think from tickets angle, because you were outside of the car with the video. Is that right? You went like above and out. Yeah. So you popped up from that angle, from our angle, the first pop-up you had, you still couldn't see you. Yeah. So you popped up ago.
Starting point is 00:21:54 You go, oh boy. That's not ideal. Oh boy. I can't believe what just happened. That is not ideal. Don't laugh, dude. Still, I haven't seen you yet. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:08 We still haven't seen you. It wasn't until you stood up completely that we saw you again. I knew instantly as soon as I realized I wasn't seriously hurt, which took like half a second for me to realize. And I got up. And then I realized these guys are going to laugh their fucking balls off. But they might think I'm dead. I just said, oh boy, that's not ideal because then I'm like, okay, now they're going to start laughing. And then I came in here.
Starting point is 00:22:31 I had scathing marks all over my elbows. So I wiped those down. I'm like, hopefully by the time I get out, they've stopped laughing. But by that time, they had just seen the video and they were laughing like a pack of fucking hyenas. And I'm like, I could be dead right now and these guys are died. Couldn't believe the ticket was recorded. And the worst part about it is Bob looks like a child on Christmas morn when he finds out that ticket has the fucking video.
Starting point is 00:22:57 I've never seen somebody go from laughing to like, you got it. Take your wine, I'm going to be livid. I almost fucking died. This guy is thinking of the fucking playback music he's going to put while it's slow motion of me getting close to being decapitate. And then Joe wakes up in the morning to call Nicole at six in the morning. I was up at five in the morning.
Starting point is 00:23:38 giggling about the video. I was so excited to post it to the internet that I couldn't sleep. I got barely any sleep last night. You're the sickest out of all of us by the way. It's real problem. It's the fun I honestly think Bob and we haven't even been one day. This happened at like 8.30, 9 o'clock at night we would say. Yeah. And it is now what, not even 1 o'clock in the next afternoon. I swear he's watches 650 times. Maybe more. Probably at least, we're probably close to, we're approaching a thousand. If you, if you, honest to God,
Starting point is 00:24:13 count how many times I did it. Mind you, I went on an hour and a half walk with that entire hour and a half I was watching it. Maybe like a few breaks in between. It's the funniest video. There will never be,
Starting point is 00:24:24 you show me a video on the internet that will ever beat that video. I'll say, no. I got to ask you, what made you think to videotape? Were you just like, this is going to go terribly wrong?
Starting point is 00:24:34 Or like, because you don't normally just pull your phone out and start filming. No, I was possessed. I was possessed by Bob. Honestly, when I saw you try the first time, when I saw you try to beat the garage door,
Starting point is 00:24:46 beat the lasers. I knew something was going to happen. Yeah. And you just pressed the Y button on Madden and just hurdles into the fucking thing. Even a successful little hop through the door would have been pretty funny to see. You know, where he like side hops through it and like, you know, like Nicholas Cage or something.
Starting point is 00:25:02 There was a moment when like I, you know how they say when things happen, like time slows down? There's a moment when the thing hit me in the head, and I remember this thing smashing my head, my head falling, falling off, and I just going back like this and I'm just thinking like, how did we get to this point? Well,
Starting point is 00:25:20 how are we? You probably wonder now I got out of here. That video was the best. I'm falling down like this and I'm literally thinking to myself, this could not have gone more. Chris, when you sent that video, I was thinking to myself, I was like,
Starting point is 00:25:35 there's no way he just sent like a somebody just like random, posting that and I knew there was going to be something at the end and it's that that classic TikTok meme was like well you probably thinking of it. Probably wondering how I got out of here. When you went when you went back into the house like when you got hit
Starting point is 00:25:51 you went back into the house it took you 45 minutes to come back out of the front door and we were just in there was probably like realistically it was probably five minutes. Were you a little loose? I know the first thing I went in the bathroom and I made sure that I didn't have like a fucking like scar or cut
Starting point is 00:26:05 on my forehead. I kind of out my head and then my elbow was throbbing. I had fucking scrape marks all up my fucking sleeves. So I wet those down and cleaned myself up a little bit. Put some water in my face. And then just looked at me and I'm like, I'm going to go out there and they're going to be fucking laughing.
Starting point is 00:26:21 And I walked out the door and they were fucking howling. It sounded like a pack of hya. Did you know he was filming? I did not know that. Yeah, because we didn't either. I thought you guys were just still laughing from the event happening. I would have been. I tried to get it on video, but I miss it. There was a part where
Starting point is 00:26:37 Joe were at the Good Good House right after that and he's sitting next to Garrett or somebody and Joe's just got the ice pack on his... Because it was thrott, it looked like a softball on my elbow. He's eating a Pizza Hut breadstick and he's got the ice on him and he's just like eating the breadstick and he's just like shaking his head
Starting point is 00:26:53 because he's so pissed off that it happened. The funniest part about it is that there was never a time while he was running and you said a press there was like there was never a time where he thought, you would think like you gauge it and look up. You got to look I thought it was high enough that I, as long as I ran fast, I thought I could beat the door.
Starting point is 00:27:12 It's like a, you know what it was like, it was like, I believe you. It was like a center fielder who like a deep fly ball to the wall. Usually they kind of gauge. Never looked at the wall. Like they'll look down for a second to gauge where they are that just beelines in dead center. Yeah. And doesn't, no regard for the wall. And just.
Starting point is 00:27:29 Because you watch the video and I'm looking at his face at no point does you give like a little like that. He's just focused on getting out and jumping. You just have that. still photo black and white. The laser is about this far off the ground. Well, it looked like it was a lot higher. This one. I think it's higher than that.
Starting point is 00:27:45 You jumped. Yeah, but it's a hop. It's a hop. It's a hop. I mean, listen, by the way, there's people online who are saying
Starting point is 00:27:52 that it's staged. Fuck. Look at the door. Look at the door. When I, after I hit it, you can physically see it. Then it did it.
Starting point is 00:28:00 We'll take a picture of the door. Plus, not only that, like, the sound alone. Like, you can't impose that. Like, it was, Yeah, it was, it was, it was, my mom messaged me this morning thinking I have a concussion and just like, what, she's like, what did she call you? She called me a loser.
Starting point is 00:28:16 Everybody. She loves me dearly, but I mean, in this case, I did truly feel like a little bit of a loser. I lost that door. Yeah, I took a big yell on that one. That's for sure. I just, I don't think I've ever laughed harder. And then even Josh Allen face times him in the morning when he went up and it was just like, it just, oh, man. He said, tell me that was staged.
Starting point is 00:28:36 I was like, I don't know what to tell you. Oh, my God. Because it wasn't staged, man. I couldn't sleep. I couldn't sleep. I was so excited. We even got back to the apartment to the Airbnb like two and a half hours later. And we were waiting for the hot tub to heat up.
Starting point is 00:28:49 And Perez was on the couch here and Bob was here and both howling. Perez is laughing so hard that he was like, I thought he was like going to like run out of breath and choke. He was choking. He was just making so many variations of it. Oh, my God. It's jackass theme song. That line
Starting point is 00:29:06 Your line I thought I could beat the door It's all time I honestly Well you said you didn't look up Because I was like If I run fast enough The door's not gonna come down
Starting point is 00:29:15 Because it's hotter than the sun I saw it coming from a mile You were running And that door You're a tall guy And nobody hops Nobody can like hop an inch off the ground If you're hopping you're hopping
Starting point is 00:29:25 You know what I mean Like the lowest hop is a few inches That I saw that bullet Coming out In retrospect you Get to the door Step over Like lean down
Starting point is 00:29:34 Yeah The door, if I took, if I went too long, it would have been coming down. That clip, that clip is going to live on forever. I'll show my kids that clip. It's more Bob does sports than any golf shot we've ever hit. Oh, man. The best, the best, my dad said it to me this morning about Joe because my dad just keeps watching the video over and over too.
Starting point is 00:29:54 He said it this morning. It's the best way to describe Joe. If anybody ever asked, like, how to describe Joe, just bowl in a china shop. Like, that expression for Joe, everything is 120%. there's no one speed. It's pretty unbelievable. He's the most extreme human in the world. I always say if you take every human personality trait and just take the most extreme, that's him.
Starting point is 00:30:16 Yeah. Because for so long, we've tried to figure out the best way to the- He doesn't have every trade, but every trade he has is a hundred. He's everything. He's the funniest, nicest, loudest, craziest, craziest. Like, he's everything. We love you. I love you guys too.
Starting point is 00:30:30 We love you, Joseph. All right, boys. So we got a big, big one ahead again. fun podcast again we like doing the podcast sometimes where we don't really even talk much about Bobda Sports I think we have a good mix to it but we are off to do some more filming terrific Palm Springs strip
Starting point is 00:30:44 never never fails love you boys love all the folks out there again to the YouTube page make sure you subscribe to the YouTube page click like on it the whole nine yards we love you folks we appreciate you we will see you next time that's been another edition the Bob does sports podcast
Starting point is 00:31:00 take care Thank you.

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