Bob Does Sports Podcast - Joey Cold Cuts Addresses The Hater Match... | Bob Does Sports Podcast

Episode Date: February 13, 2026

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Um, all right, good. Good to see you, boys. We're back. Another edition of Bob to this sport podcast. Always pleasure. Nice polo there, D-Man. Breezy polo. Yeah, showed out.

Waste management. I mean, the, the breezy stuff was just flying, which is awesome. So we appreciate all the support on Breezy. You know, new drops coming, new stuff coming. But yeah, that's a really, really. Players coming soon. Players coming as well. Yeah.

I would argue last year. maybe my favorite drop of the year was the players drop like between the hats the south also the fedx cup was really cool too but players i'm really excited for and then the the the pia de resistance that is the u.s open chinicock drop with breezy is going to be gas yeah yeah yeah that'll be i just i can't think of jacksonville and the players without thinking about that remember that last burrito i got at the hotel the sushi burritos. Oh, my,

man. I can't think about the players without my meltdown on 17 that Bob loves to just throw up every three to four months. Yeah, that's good. It's going to be another drop. Yeah.

You hate seeing that come up, don't you? When you post it every year. You just hate it. Yeah. It's a tough scene, Yams. That's going to be like,

you bang me, and then you see Joey Cold Cuts accepted your invite to go. Listen, if, you know, So what is the saying? If you're going to, if you're going to, if you're going to, if you're going to tag me, then you might as well bag me.

That is the same. Yeah, that is. The tag is like the chip. It's like the guat. Yeah, the tag is like a fucking dried out guacamole that's like turning brown. But you have to accept it. Yeah, the, uh, we finally, we talked about it a while, but the Dan video, Langley Dan is, has finally been released, which is really. I mean, the comments that we're getting on that more than anything.

It's it's the one time where Bob the sports is just a volatile. I mean, it's, it's wild off in those comments. I'm scarred, bro. I'm scarred. Just don't go up in those comments, kids. Do not. I thought it was great.

I've never seen a more polarizing video in a comment section in my life. It was either love it or hate it. There's nobody in between. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, the one thing I will see is that Dan was so inseparable that it took away from the fact that it was the worst golf played in the history of any YouTube video of mankind. Because it was terrible. But I do think that he was such a psychopath that it made it kind of polarizing.

I ticked that clip that I saw, I didn't realize that the 6'7, like him saying that that hit as much as it did. And you were a big fan of that. Well, I tried so hard in the edit to make it come across the way it did in real life. He had been such a disaster and was getting drunk and had been, like, he just kept getting the score wrong. He was announcing it like a hockey score as opposed to saying he was two down or one. Yeah, five to three. Yeah, five to three. And we were getting so like, we were like, no, that's not the way you say it.

And then for him just to turn around after already going, oh, B, one. He then sends another one OB and he just turns around so perfectly and in person at least. He hit it so great. He was like, six seven, six seven. I couldn't stop laughing. That was to this day, the greatest day I've ever had out there shooting an episode of PopaSports. I would agree with, oh, I would completely agree with that. I never wanted that day to end. We got so pissed at Jet. Jet was like, you know, all right, let's get this going. And we both look at each over like, fuck you. sick, man. We don't want to go. You guys are sick. It didn't help that they both couldn't hit the golf ball. So, like, that took longer as well.

That first hole, they fucking, they put up like a James Harden's second half points wise on the first hole. It was like a 10. The office thing was Bob goes, Bob goes, it was, my favorite thing about the first hole was an eight losing to a nine, a nine

losing to an eight. And I was like, no, Bob, it was a 10 losing to a nine. That's crazy. It was even worse than what you thought. Dude, when he handed FPA the sandwich in the car. Oh,

tremendous. Did you watch the whole video about? No, just him and FD that sandwich. You want some? Like,

no, bro. No. You were so shocked that came out of such left field. You weren't even talking about food.

You guys were both completely silent. And then after ten seconds you're sitting in silent, he was just like, put it in your fit.

You want some? It was ridiculous. I thought he was great. I think we get him on for a match cutts no i think i think we get we get all three haters back for a three v one against you i think i think that work like all the guy for the problem is with dan with all due respect it's like cutsy played the worst golf we've ever seen cutsy play like cutsy would

i mean he would bury him it's not even i don't think he was like 20 he said he shot in the 80s and he was probably like a 20-something handicapped. Well, he promised me when I interviewed him that he would not shoot over in 92. He's like, look, Bob, anything can happen out there. What I could promise you is I'm not shooting over in 92. I was like to just start taking GINS now, like the actual. But I thought, I mean, correct me if I'm wrong. I thought Gage was actually a good player.

Like I think Gage would rock me. Yeah, he was pretty tall. Bryce didn't play great either. But you could see that he was actually like capable of putting up some good scores. It was just, it was a wild card. It was like we cut the deck and we caught the Joker, you know? So like that's kind of what we got. But it ended up working out well.

Now we're going to get another one soon. Hopefully my game has been in a bad spot lately. And I'm just praying to God that I can figure it out. Because the last two Gators series, I played collectively some of the worst golf in my life. It's been tough. Bro, my favorite part of the episode, dude, was you were getting so fed up with him. and every whole, every T-box

after whole seven, you stepped up to the T-box and I was like, all right, enough of this. Time to end this. And then you just sent one out of bound. I just, I couldn't.

I didn't have it, man. I just couldn't. It was like I was trying to kill a guy and I had a fucking toy sword. You know, like I just, I didn't have the sauce. I just, I wanted to like speak it into existence.

And Jet looked at me at one point and he was like, all right, That's about enough of this. We need this thing to end. Finally started closing him out on like 14, 15. There was a hole where he hit like three drives out of bounds and still wanted to look for all of them. And you guys were like concede the whole, but he wouldn't concede the hole. And then the next hole, you were about to close them out.

You're sitting in the middle of the fairway. And you shanked one into the trees. Yeah. It was, it was awful. I've been terrible, man. There's no, there's no. The thing is, when you play a normal, like, episode, we're doing like, like a three-man scramble or like a 2 v1 or you're doing different thing or you're like,

you know, even a gauntlet or whatever, you're not like sitting on every single shot. So if you make a bad shot, you know what I mean? Like you can bounce back from it. When you're doing a 1v1 and it's like everything is just magnified to the extent that it is, it's tough. It's tough. And I think part of the problem is I let my emotions get to me too. So I get angry and I want to beat the guy so much that I stop just focusing on just playing golf.

and I start trying to like, like close this guy out. And it makes me worse than I already am, which is a tough scene. But I got to think about it. A piece of it, I think the last time I got to go about it as if I'm just playing around a golf

and don't focus on all the extras. But that guy was a lot. I will say that was that was it took the patience of Mother Teresa for me not to sock them. Yeah. Take, remember when he. Oh, yeah, babe, babe, babe. Take, remember he came up.

and he tapped me on the ass. You remember? I was like, yo, what are we doing, man? He gets you with a sweet tits at one point. Yeah. Yeah. That was, there was a point when he hit him on the ass or it kind of checked us all a little bit.

I was like, whoa, like, this thing good end up. There might be one hater series that comes to blows. I mean, there might be one where the D man just throws a fucking uppercut out of nowhere. It gets really ruthless out there. but it's fun man. I feel like if Cutsi held it together with Dan, I don't know if anyone's gonna get like, that's the guy who would have gotten hit.

When you tap a man on the ass? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he came out of nowhere and I just felt him. I thought it was like Bob like trying to like pump me up to make a shot to look over and he's like, all right, sweet tits. And I was like, Jesus, man.

What are we doing here? I think F.P said it, but like, or Yombs, you might have said like, when they walked up to the range in these eaters series and everybody's just like getting ready to go play 18 with their group of friends and then we show up and you just have them do going out it is a strange it was awkward especially at that like i think it was quintero yeah and like these people on the range were just like warm it up and they're arguing about which like fish and chips in canada is better and he's like sea lovers is better and this there's no fucking

way sea lovers is our codfather or sea lovers is better than cockney kings dude there's no world but it's irrelevant it doesn't I might be biased because I work the whole the whole fucking quintero range knows that now and they've never been able to get it out of their heads but yeah I listen it's good I think it's great now I was I wouldn't say I was against it at the start but I I exactly what I thought was going to happen in terms of like the polarization of this it's pretty wild and like if you If you don't like it, you know, there's, we got plenty of other videos, you know, but yeah. Now, Bob, I don't know if I'm allowed to say, and we can kind of Jensen cut this, but in the group chat, we're talking with, you know, obviously Sam, Kyle and Josh, you know, we were reaching out to

Sam to wish him, congrats on the Super Bowl. And then we got to talking about episodes and like trying to get them to film. And Josh is like hell bent on doing a 1v1 versus me and call it the Joe versus pro. So I, maybe we do run that and mix it up. so there's a little less, you know. The way I'm playing, he's going to beat me in like six holes. I wouldn't even have a chance. I texted into the group, Jay, yesterday.

They'll be like, all right, like now that we're done with this. Like now we can set up the Bob does boards first. Now that the whole Super Bowl's over. Correct. Let's dial in, boys. Yeah. And then Josh was like yesterday's prices and today's price. Something along those lines, but he goes, I'll say it again.

I want Joe and the Joe versus Schmo. Or it's like, if we have a second day, we could do that. Let's do it. Let's do both. He wants Joe versus pro. He wants to start a series. He meant to say, oh, yeah, but day, at the same time, like, with all due respect, like, he would wax that ass. Oh, that's what I'm sick. I said to him within the way I'm playing, too, the way that I, it's been, he's going to beat me nine and eight.

I know. Well, there's a way. Or is it 10 and 9. What's the worst you can lose? 10 and 8. Ask Dan, ass Lange. Yeah. Except I allowed him to fucking laugh.

for an extra six holes. I guess you could handicap it, but we have to, like, we have do donkey coming in. We talked about doing Dalke the 3V1 or doing FP versus them, but FP to handicap them. If we did that, I guess would just be up teased. But even that, it's just, it's tough to where it might be. I think for sure the Bob to Sports versus QBs, we have to get that trilogy. And as bad as Josh wants to do that, you know, I do think doggy first us would be good, too.

Like the 3 V1 versus dog doggy's good enough where I think we could do that with him I think that that would work for sure I mean he's I don't even think he's been playing good though if he gave if you get you got strokes you're not like how many strokes would you have to get like he don't want I mean strokes for sure but like to do it at pverse I feel like I don't I don't I shouldn't have strokes involved like I should be playing somebody straight up like so I mean I guess the T-box thing but I don't want to do that I don't what I'm saying. I know you do.

Go off and, like, play the Red T's. Or maybe you make him play the tips and you just play your normal taste. What if I lose? I'm going to lose. I'm going to lose. Yeah, he almost would rather take the L on the same. Yeah, 100%. I think for an FPA.

I think he would work, honestly, because I think he is that good. Because he's effectively one of these pros that we play. I mean, he's not like crazy high level, but like we've lost to some guys pretty, pretty bad. on the on the tour side of things i think if we played dalky the way he is on that day we played windom we probably still oh my that was our that was our worst that was our worst that was our worst town we've ever had we had a stretch there bob where it was like chicklets fucking eviscerated us we lost a four play the windom like we were we couldn't we couldn't buy it i will said nothing has sent us in a spiral the way the spitting chicklets guys did they're running it back

you know what they're coming for that yeah it's a best of seven So we got you guys are down to O. And I think we have two more lined up. Yeah. It should be split. It really should be. Yeah. The first match, we fucking got to move to the dogs. I think they're going to do that again, too.

We're going to have to have a game plan of how, how we tackle that. Because every time there's a birdie, they want their, Julia. And then they have the pink Whitney's coming out, you know. Yeah. The X factor with that is I've played with Yandel where he shoots like he's a scratch golfer. And that would be a problem. And then I've played with them where, you know, he just like, what Yandel you get, I think is a, is a really big thing. But yeah.

You know, that's the same for all you guys, too, though. I mean, there are days where you get close to breaking 80 and Joe's shooting in the 70s. And there's days where Joe plays Dan, you know, I mean, that's everybody. That's golf. Hey, that's golf. J.J. I think Bob, you're playing actually. I will see.

I think Bob's playing really good golf right now. I do. I think, like, where were we playing last where you're playing? playing someone's like, yo, if he keeps playing like this, you're going to break, you're going to break 80 soon. Oh, I think we're playing Bob with Grant. With Grant, right? You were striping the ball. Yeah.

Yeah. I know. I think you just, I think you want it so bad sometimes that that prevents you from actually playing good because when we go out there the last few times and we've just played like, you know, a little money match or something and it's like I die. It's not like it's a tough, an easy course. Like it's tough. you're like hidden the driver well like you look like like you got it all together it's it's just

it's a matter of time i think you're coming soon the way people have rallied around the break 80 like when we go out now we're at waste management i just hear it all the time when are you going to break 80 and then there's somewhere it's like bob like when are you going to break 80 then there's those where it's just like yeah man like i'm trying that's tough you're going to break 80 yeah yeah probably dude like plays long enough he's gonna like yeah i think you know who's down here all the time if we bring back for fp versus um i think a great match would be roger steel and he's down here all the time to where i want i want a guy i i'm not going to say but i want oh boy who do you know we we all know

i think i know what he's saying i have no idea i won't keep digging oh oh oh okay Okay. All right. I think Roger's deal would be a good one because his game is, Roger's game is just fun. It'd be a tough one with how far he hits it. Yeah. Roger's a player. Roger can play like Dalkey when he's on, man. He could go six, seven under. Yeah. He's good. Six. Seven under. Six seven. Tick. Josh also said how much he loved that clip. Like, he loved that. Oh, really? Yeah. You got a kick out of him. Dude, I hit up Sam the morning of the Super Bowl.

What'd you say? Today's your day, Big Dog, go out and take what's yours. That's nice. And then he hit me up and he said, thanks, now. Before the Super Bowl? For the Super Bowl? Wow. Yeah.

Really? Yeah. Did he hit you back before or after the Super Bowl? Before the Super Bowl. Oh, my God. Yeah. Like how much how much advance of the Super Bowl, like kickoff.

Oh, it was the morning. It was, uh, it, it was noon. It was new. Thanks, Neil. He was so chill. I mean, he was texting us in the group chat with the series. He just seemed so relaxed. Couldn't be happy.

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You gotta go off from the district. Bro, I can't. There we go. Listen, I cannot think of anything. I'd rather do less after winning the Super Bowl than going to fucking Disneyland. No offense. So I feel like you're right. Isn't it a paid?

I think it's a paid thing. Pop, I was saying that yesterday. It has to be paid. I'm sure it's paid. But pop, money, like, these guys are, have hundreds of millions of dollars. Like, I think it's, I think the NFL partially makes you go. I think they have some partnership and you got to go. Could be.

I also think Disney's got the money to throw a bag to where it's a little mix of both, I think. Because they're happy to see. They're happy to be there. But half the time they get them there and they're like, this year, it didn't happen, but sometimes they'll, like, interview the next day, and these guys are so hung over, and they're, like, sleepwalking through fucking Mickey Mouse, and you're like, all right, like, it's crazy. You mentioned getting on that little tea kettle thing when you're fucking, you got a

champagne headache, dude, and you're spinning around on that thing? Absolutely not. They had Jason Meyer, like, the kicker on, like, Good Morning America, and he was rock. Like, he was so long over, and they should be. There was a brief jury there where I thought he was. he was going to be the MVP. No one, he told me what he wanted that MVP for a while.

Yeah. The Willie Mammoth. I hit the Willie Mammoth. Dude, I thought. That's crazy. You want to talk about a good clip. That was a good clip. That was tremendous.

It was the way he said it too. He went into like the Dickie Vee. I hit the Willie Mammoth. No one won more money on the Super Bowl than Bob, by the way. The guy hit everything. I, the amount of money I want on the Super Bowl might have cleaned up for all of the whole year.

Like, it was the most I won all. Yeah, it was like, you won as much as Sam was paid to go to Disney World. I would like to get to the bottom of that. Of what? Of what's going on at Disneyland? Yeah. Jack just thinks it's like some conspiracy. No, no, not at all.

I just, it's surprised. Would you go to Disney? Imagine winning the Super Bowl. I think they let them off the hook because they sent him to the California Disneyland, which is like a couple hours away. but sometimes they go to like maybe they they determine based on location but still i'm not i'm not going to disneyland after poised you guys also watch the geo podcast where they're talking about how much money they get taxed by having the super bowl in california is that real bro it's like

two hundred thousand dollars at sam darnald lost because he had to play a game two games in in san francisco with the super bowl being one of them and however many days you're there leading up you get taxed per day. Is that, is that true, Stu? It's true for baseball, too. Yeah, and it's that way for golf, too. So like a major played in California, in California. But they were saying, even like, like Olympic club, you know, wherever you win, like wherever you've, yeah, wherever you've earned the money is the, is the area, I guess, that you get taxed in. So yeah, it's better to win Florida. But it's crazy. It's like Aaron Judge will play in New York and get, and get taxed for. New York and they don't go play the Dodgers and whatever his salary is he gets he gets

California taxes for that those three games that's wild then you wouldn't want to like get traded to the Lakers or the Dodgers because then you're going to lose so much more money I think it's a big deciding factor in a lot of people's I mean that's why like PGA players you know where they end up going and living to like tax wise Florida Panthers got really good too a lot of players were sick of paying taxes in different states and they went to Florida one because it was warm but too because of the taxes that makes a ton of sense yeah yeah that could be a real you know it's a really funny clip we're playing the meth on thursday did you guys see what luke weaver did yeah no was that a troll job that was no it was a mistake at all what did he do so look weaver

we're playing with on thursday they are you know they've been scouting they're sent they have like notes that they're taking on the iPad of the golf court like they want this I don't know we're playing to sorrow okay because it's six six guys playing like sorrow can accommodate it but um he showed up so he got traded from the yankees to the met's he shows up for the first day yesterday he gets out of his car and he's walking into the met's facility with his yankees bag he's got a yankees duffel bag walking into the met's facility it was like all over it's like i don't know what the fuck he was doing. Maybe you just forgot. It had to be like a mistake or a troll or he was like it was like a bit.

Was it a troll job? It was wild. Like you see all the Mets players. He's just walking in with the Yankees duffel bag. It was hilarious. Who's the third Mets that's that's playing? So Clay Holmes, who was an old, who was a Yankee, um, plays for the Mets now. You got traded to? He's been on that. My, uh, I think he had been on the Mets and he moved to his starter. And then you have mentor, who's the Bob the Sports OG. And then Luke Waver. So it'll be the Bob de Sports first, the Mets. So yeah, Sheffler's out. And then just the two clips that I'll talk about me. We haven't seen it yet, but that I remember is I honestly, I was

probably more nervous for him than any pro that we've had. And you saw how the ROM one went for me when that happened. Like, he came up and I was just out of my body. I had no chance. And I just stuff his shot so bad. And then Joe almost hitting the tree was amazing. How about me missing the wedge shots? Yeah. Unbelievable. Although that's one of the few times I did actually make up for it because I drained

like the big pot. And then I wasn't going to chip on that false front on like the next hole. And he's like, what do you do? You got a chip. You got to you got to avenge yourself. And I hit it. And I was like, am I back? And he's like, yeah, you're back.

But I will say the vibes with him all time. Yeah. Yeah, I thought it was cool. He was just laid back. He was just whatever, just going out, having a good time. Nike shoot could have just been another day walking apart. Guy didn't care. He was just chill.

Yeah. That's how he is during a tournament too. Like he almost came back and won the Phoenix Open. He's just like cool as a cucumber, man. It's crazy. Yeah. He was just. So good.

He, something that I learned from him, which like, it's bad that I'm this laid into the game and really learning it. But like, I went up to the T-box. And to me, it's like,

I just see the fairway. You just go up. He just tried it in a fair way. He's like, do you want a spot, like to hit? And he's like, you see the top of that house or whatever.

And he, like, pointed it to it to where I really started, like, actually having a target in mind, whether it be off the T-box, whatever it may be, like actually locking in a target. And he was so precise about,

where you want to put the ball where it's like, aim small, miss small. And I know it's bad that I'm that laid into it, but usually I'll go up, see it, and then just let it rip rather than really picking out a target. When you see a house, you're used to putting. That was funny, dude. When I pointed to the roof with the pot on my eye,

and like, you know, to be aiming at a roof and a putt is not where you want to be. It's probably a sign you should be chipping. Yeah, man. It's funny. tough but crazy a Nike shoot and the fact that i said this to scotty that Nike accommodates him like Nike went to dallas for him it was freezing cold oh and Nike going for you you know what i mean like there's there's a new ricky slick with uh cam smith that i'll be looking for of uh rick

playing that um also we you know we got to do is speaking of rick we got to get this ireland trip on the yeah are we talking to golf breaks or what's what's the status with that i need to out to 40. I haven't sent me, yeah. I think that would be ready for that. It's good that you're doing that, Bob, because normally you're not, normally you're not into that. Like the, I'm not into travel. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Was really starting to scare me. Is that a no go? I really don't want to. But Bob, you've never done Mexico right. You've not done Mexico right once. Yeah, but then you follow up. If you got to stay at Nobu or, you know. No, but they're going to put it in a nice spot.

We go to Coco Bango. There's a good possible good content over there if it works out, but we're afraid of Mexico or, you know. I don't blame you on this. I'm usually like, man, I can't believe he doesn't want to go to Scotland or whatever. Mexico, I'm a little, I'm with you on that one. Thank you. That's a little more. Have you been to Mexico, Paul?

We went to Mexico together. Oh, yeah, but I'm seeing outside of that time. You guys are scarred from a It was a terrible. It was a terrible trip. Terrible trip. And then the last time I was there, I ended up getting so sick after.

You went to DeWatanayo, Bob. Yeah, I know. I just. Like, it's not like you went to like Cabo San Lucas or like Cancun. You went to Z. Whatta Neal. Remember when we...

Ran it to Morgan Freeman on the beach. We got to... Good old red. Yeah. I always forget that you joined us on that Mexico. Yeah, I came in a couple days. I was in Toulog. We were in Tulum, which, you know, it was nice, but I, yeah.

It was the shitty area. It was not like the, you know, the nice, nice area with the good resort. We got to the resort and I was like, this is sick. And Joe looked at me. He's like, no, it's not. And I was like, I knew, I knew. I knew. I knew.

I know, I know normally when you're going to like, when you're, when you're traveling, like, when you go to like the near the row of all. like the high-end like resorts and stuff and i was like where are we right now we were on like the other side of of of where i would you and i was just like this is we were getting our we was like a buffet style outside we were sweating our asses off eating like buffet style food and they just had a bunch of fans but the fans weren't cut and through that was not good it was uh yeah but anyway did you guys see not to change the subject but did you guys see that uh guy who was it who was saying that like the players is, is like better than all the other.

Yeah. And then Phil just tweeted out and was like, I played in all of them. No, it's not. He just dropped his balls on the table. Would you agree, though, that like the players, it seems like the players is kind of like after the majors. That's like one of the bigger tournaments.

One of the bigger tournaments you're going to want to win, right? It is the biggest tournament that's not a major, but it's not a major. Well, correct. I don't understand. And this has been like a conversation for years and years and years. The players, the fifth major. It's just like, why does it need to be the fifth major?

Like, what's the point of this conversation? Just like there's four majors. There's always been four majors. Then you're going to have to get into like Jack's got 18. But like now the players is a major. So like if Jack would have, but the players didn't exist. You know, like it's this whole thing. It's like stop.

I can't just be a big tournament that doesn't need to like have like, why does it need to be called a major? He's got a huge first. He just, he loves the tour more than anything. So anything that's like tour against Liv, he's just like, but again,

if you can't have it be a major, if Live guys can't play in it. Like if Bryson can't play in the players, it's not a major. Yeah, it's a fair point. I mean, I guess it's a great field,

but like, yeah, there's a lot of great fields. Like, I mean, I don't know, like, it's just, I don't,

it's just, it's not even, I don't even understand what he's like thinking of. and why he's thinking that way because it's just like it's about history it's about like this is what it's this this thing it doesn't need to be

like well this field's now better than the PGA championship it's like well it's the PGA championship it's got a big trophy it would completely mess with like records of majors like it would mess it's like the NBA before the three point line you know it's like those stats way back

long you can't even like count those stats too just so like Pistol Pete Marevich you give him three point line he would have just been barrying them you know 56 points or something 57 points if he had a three three point line oh yeah it would have been money my dad loves pistol Pete oh yeah one of the best nicknames of all time

pistol Pete is like an icon to that generation they love some pistol Pete yeah they do because there were so few like mega stars now like you know Pascal seeacum is better than pistol Pete no offense but back then it was pistol peter bust you can get some old heads in there yams that are going to come for that people who think yeah they think bob coosy is better than like step but he couldn't dribble with his left hand it's incredible you ever see that clip with uh mad dog on he's he's talking about how kairie is like the best like point guard at he's like he's in the conversation of the best ever and mad dog's like he's like he's not bob coozy and

Redick's like, you know, Bob Coosie couldn't dribble with his left hand, right? It's all time. Say a guy who had an unbelievable week, nobody had a better week than John Gruden. The John Gruden clips from the Super Bowl, when he runs into Rich Cannon, that is one of the greatest. Oh, my God, is that guy fucking gold. He'll be back for the internet invitation. I can't wait to see him again.

he's electric man he really is that that to this day that pump up speech that he gave us before we went out and played that was the coolest like closest thing to like being in a locker room at halftime and being down i like envisioned us and it was like instead of alpuccino giving the speech it was john gruden you know in that in that uh what's that movie called where the any given sunday any given sunday i felt like we were now now like transported into that And he was like, I was ready to run through a brick wall after that bucket speech. We all got us, we were ready to like ring Luke Kwan's neck. And by the end of the speech, we were chanting Kwan on three.

And by the way, Dee, you won both your matches. Oh, shut the hell on. Dude, that clip that came out, not the original one. He met another former player of his. And he's talking to the former player. And then he's like, so how are you doing? How's your family? He's like, oh, I got three kids.

And Druden, like, cuts my. He's like, this guy was the best. shifter i've ever seen and the guy's like yeah my son is in college he's like the best hard time he'll ever see he said rich king the last time i saw rich ganon like he just is so laughing he's gonna get a head coaching job like at some point like you would think so were we talking about this the other day it's like he's not even in the conference what sucks is like all these jobs open up and you don't like for coordinators you know there were some talks of him with the Jets, but like he's not even in the mix on these head coaching jobs.

Like you don't, they don't interview them. Like, well, I want to see him coach so bad. He's currently like suing the NFL. Yeah, he's, yeah. I don't think I don't think people want to, but, but even college. Yeah, college would be. Yeah. I just, like, for him, like, would you want to even deal with that shit?

Like, he's got a good. I think he loves the Raiders. The Raiders probably still paying him. Yeah. I think Gruden does. I think he misses it so much that that he would. He loves the game. There's no question about it.

Like, you can't talk to Gruden without talking about football. Like, I went the first time I saw my internet invitation, I was like, hey, coach, how's it going on? And he's like,

well, what are we doing here? And then we started, like, immediately started talking football. It's just like, it's ingrained in him. Like,

hey, he's just, he's a football guy from start to finish. Yeah. I remember the first time I saw him, just started ripping me about my cameo length. He's like, I don't know how you're doing these short cameos, man. He just started ripping me about that.

I just fucking wore it. Bob's average cameo length, 41 seconds. It's a guy who gets a job done quickly and efficiently. It's a good 41 seconds, though, dude. Have you seen a cameo from him? Have you gotten one? It's mad lips.

He just replaces the name with the fucking other guy. Don't want those secrets, dude. That's, oh, double, triple quad, waterhole, it doesn't matter. That boy pop is slinging them, man. To be fair, though, there's only so many things. No, you're right. I did the same thing.

At the end of the day, it's plug and play a little bit. Like, what are you going to, you know? You got to have a certified, like, ending, like, phrase that you go by. Like, that kind of concludes a cameo, that kind of ends it. and maybe even a start, but in between. I like when they give you a lot to work with when they're like, this is my boy. I've known,

like, and they give you all this information because then you can riff off the information. You can kind of make it unique. But when they're just like roast my boy, Jeff, I'm like, I don't know what to think about, yeah, all right.

I'm talking with Cameo about doing a, um, an HQ, like a cameo booth. Like, you know, almost like a photo booth at a wedding that you go into. The cameo corner.

Just having like a cameo booth. Dude, some of the things going in there is just ridiculous. Like there's a big bobblehead. It's getting a little ridiculous. Big bobblehead of you. A bobby boy? I'm just going to, before I punch it and punch you out for the damn. Instead of punching out, I'm just going to tap the bobblehead one on my way out.

Yeah, there's some things that probably need need babies to be. slide happening? Slide's not happening. I went against the slide. It was going to have like a batmobile like fucking Batman like indicate like when they tap the bunny goes down the slide from his office to the main HQ. You got the fireman's pole.

Fucking Bernie Brewer. Yeah. It just wasn't worth it. And honestly, it wasn't cheap either like to do the slide. Like there were just some things where it's just like, you know, enough is enough with it. But it's coming, man.

It's going to be a little bit. Not the Bumblehead. How about Wobahead made it? How's the Wi-Fi looking in there? I think the Wi-Fi should be really sharp from the guys. The guys that you guys sent was it just they are sharp, man. They are so good. So see, it's going to be fun.

It was crazy. You know, watching the Super Bowl saying that there won't be another in the next NFL snap will be from Bob HQ. You know, it'll be really, really cool. So exciting stuff. Anything else to talk about boys? Usually we always have something. I mean, I know the Tony Fee now eventually is coming out. You got Scott.

He's already out now. Did you see that prick Jensen in the group chat? I send it to you guys. He's just sending me unsolicited pictures of fields. Bro, also too, the yardage thing he sent, like he doesn't get it. He really doesn't get it. I asked him why his eight iron goes further than his seven iron, and he just responded because I stink.

Yeah, that made me. no sense well that was that was maybe one of the most clear things he had said in his his stock yardage is he has five iron 152 yards a seven iron 164 so the seven iron is going further than the five iron and then the eight iron is going further than the seven iron and the five iron at 175 that just means he sculled the eight iron and the problem is he hit all those shots one time i know and correct and he's like these are my stocks now. Because he hit them once. Yeah.

That's what Aitcher golfers do, dude. They hit one shot one time with a club and they're like, that's how far I can hit it. That eight iron had to be skull to existence. How far you do hit it. Dude, I've been, when I play now, I'm always clubbing up and it's the best thing I've ever done. It's just so much. You think you hit it so much farther than you. Or I would do a thing where it's like I hit it one time and then think that that's my yardage

and it's just not, you know. But Jensen also. quietly moved down to Jupiter. Like he's in. It was one of the most quiet moves. Him and Lambert. Lambers had a quiet move over. Are they rooming together?

No. Separate. They were talking about it at first. I know him and Bone were talking about. The guy I've been getting worried about a squirtle because squirrel says like on there, I'm coming. And then I'm like, dude, like,

it's supposed to be ready. Four years. I know. I'm starting to lose faith in that too. Yeah. I'm getting a little. I kept telling you know he's fine. he's fine and he said he still says i'm good for march but it's like do you have a spot like do you

have i i think he's waiting for that apartment in in the warehouse to be done i think that's his i think that's the room he's waiting on might be dick it might be one of the cool things that we've done it before was um we sat on sitting on 16 they you know those seats it's like courtside seats right on the t-box michael phelps we got the to chat with Michael Phelps. He's had a couple run-ins with him before he was awesome. I thought it was so, so cool. I really did.

Yeah, those might be the best seats in sports. Those ones right on the T-box on 16, just because, like, you've got the whole stadium around. You're that close to the players. Like, you see, you know, golf shot the reaction. I mean, other than, like, court-side at, like, but, like, court-side an NBA game that matters would have to be, like, you'd have to be, like,

game you know game seven of the NBA finals court side like okay that's probably cooler than then then those seats on 16 but other than that i'm i'm not sure there's anything better than that honestly it i mean it was a shame we had to get going but like i could have sat there for hours it was great with that story and you just panned around and d man's just on his phone he's just watching a you know a baseball game in japan or something well that's what when one of the worst things i saw dman do is when we win ufc and we were on the floor at next to the cage and he had a Georgetown game on on his mark had up come on man like we're right next to my credit was the prelims it wasn't like the main

event it was yeah yeah that was I think one of the best the Tampa card we went to was one of the most fun times of the cat it was Kevin Stovie my dad oh yeah Joe It was a wild cast, dude. It was so much fun. I'm judged with everything. That's where we saw the judge. Yeah, he liked it. Yeah, I don't think he like knew what to think of it.

And it goes late. Like, I think he got to the point where he was like, damn, this is like, I'm fucking tired. I don't know how your dad does it, honestly. Wild. His dad wants to get there at like one o'clock. We got the other thing is we tried to meet you guys. And you went like literally the moment you could go in that stadium is when you're

I wanted to go into that stadium. And he was tweaking out. I'm like, Dad, like, FP's going to be here in like two minutes. Just wait for, like, too much. She's like, why don't we just meet him right outside of there? I'm like, dad. It's not even like a numbered card. Like, we had, it's an eight, nine hour day.

I mean, by the time you leave there, if you go for the first fight, like, you know, if I wasn't with my dad, I think I would go four fights in maybe until like the prelain. Like seven o'clock. If you go around like a seven, eight o'clock, like that's a normal time to attend to sporting event. So if it's going to like, well, you're still there for like four and a half hours. It's not like you're there, but we'd be getting there like what, five, Bob? Like, it's crazy. Yeah. Yeah. Just nuts. Your dad can stay up late, eh? For that, for the right thing.

Yeah. For that's like the one thing that can keep him up. Besides that, he's in bed at like 830. It's crazy. Ripping coffee? Um, like, how does he do? Is he just getting a good night? For, UFC. Honestly, I think it's just such a love of the sport that it just keeps him up. Because usually he's in bed. Like nothing else can keep him. Even like Yankee games,

like he'll go sleep. Yankees playoff games that go late. He'll go to bed and find out in the morning. When it comes to UFC, something just switches for him. Yeah. Fucking wild. It really is.

All right. Well, boys, I think that does it there. Again, some exciting content that we have coming up. We also need a new batch of videos. Yeah. But FP, the place you mentioned would be, I mean, I think you could say it if it goes through, if not, no biggie. But that would be great to go out and just do, because it's not far and do it for like a weekend or five days, whatever.

Yeah, I would love to get up to stream song. It's a place I go or have been a good bit and try to bump up to. and I have just under like casual personal filmed or you know I'm film day just days I want to go play golf I run up there's two and a half hours away three great golf courses building a fourth they got like part three course now hotel's great right on property food's good and I mean they're good to us or good to me and they'll be good to us I know so yeah from bump up there for like three or four days to film and chill um you good that would be pretty sick weather's perfect right now down here.

According to Jensen, it would be sick. So sick. So sick. He's, you know what? It's one of the rare times that little guy's right. Pop like that. Oh, he's one of the most fascinating men in YouTube. I love, like I'm sad that he moved down to Jupiter because, you know, now I'm moving there too. but like I used to room with him when we would both come down there and I loved it just me and him in an

Airbnb getting to learn how that little guy works it was the time of my life I love I dude he's you know we busts his balls a lot and the reason is we really love the guy he's amazing and he's such an asset like even talking to you too like I've asked you guys questions of just how good he is with like the editing on how we just like he just figures shit out like he's just he really really is he's an asset and he's just perfect to have you know with us i think maybe we run him through one of those gauntlets one time just to shut him up he's the main guy yeah just like a golf version of like a swirly basically the ball version of just shoving him in a locker and locking we did that we did that to lasso and we lost them for good so maybe i don't know

to jaybo yeah i saw a comment i don't remember where it was but i saw this comment made me laugh out loud is someone said something like jensen jensen looks like a guess who character i saw you remember that little board game we're all like the people flip up Yeah, it was very funny. Like, like, does your character have freckles? You're like, yes. Just have a mustache. So he must have red hair.

No. Oh, okay. Does he have a mustache? Knocked on the red hair. I was like, is your character, Jensen? Maybe laugh, dude. Maybe laugh at him. All right. Well, and on that high note, ladies and gentlemen, that is another edition of the Bob does sports podcast. Keep an eye out for what's to come. Make sure you hit that like and subscribe button. We love you. We appreciate you.